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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我叫馬克

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‎我不會說法文

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‎你可以再說一遍嗎？

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‎麻煩說慢一點點

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‎（230個粉絲：硬如石頭的腹肌）

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‎天啦

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‎我又跑錯樓了，對不起

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‎艾蜜莉，妳是想住在我家嗎？

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‎你不得不承認

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‎這裡的樓層編號完全不合理吧

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‎妳好濕喔

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‎甚麼？噢

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‎對，我剛跑完五英里

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‎但我不知道換算到公里是多少

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‎要喝杯水嗎？這裡離五樓還很遠

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‎我要去工作了

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‎但我保證不會再敲你家的門了

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‎沒關係

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‎隨時來敲我啊

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‎你真幽默

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‎（1435個粉絲）

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‎（#小心垃圾）

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‎去你的

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‎我開始喜歡妳了

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‎法文真是個有趣的語言

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‎為甚麼是叫“la plouc”
‎而不是“le plouc”？

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‎那要看妳所指的對象吧

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‎我知道大家都不太喜歡我

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‎我的法文也有待改善

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‎-一點點吧
‎-好吧

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‎我法文就是爛

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‎但我有些對於達勞倫香水的行銷想法

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‎想跟妳分享

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‎這事應該不到妳管吧

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‎我來巴黎之前
‎有研究過你們的行銷方案

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‎太弱了

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‎怎麼說？

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‎你們只是照廣告搬字過紙

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‎社交互動少得可憐

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‎我知道馬上要發佈
‎而妳刻意不讓我知道

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‎沒錯

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‎今晚就是宴會

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‎今晚？

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‎妳打算一直不告訴我嗎？

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‎我告訴妳…

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‎我不喜歡妳的方向

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‎妳想大肆宣傳

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‎讓品牌觸及所有人

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‎妳想敞開大門

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‎而我想緊緊關閉

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‎我們與非常奢華的品牌合作

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‎他們想要神秘感，而妳…

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‎並無神秘感可言

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‎妳太淺顯易懂

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‎或許我是

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‎但我明白甚麼叫旁觀者清

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‎我的觀點角度，妳永遠都不會懂

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‎因為的確，我並沒有高品味
‎也不是法國人

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‎也不知道怎麼像妳一樣

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‎散發出慵懶、性感又難以言喻的氣質

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‎不過我才是目標顧客

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‎不是妳，因為妳已經一應俱全

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‎卻不曉得自己怎麼辦到的

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‎所以妳想去宴會？

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‎好，八點鐘到

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‎好

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‎我該穿甚麼？

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‎別穿這套

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‎噢，妳在這裡！

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‎別吃了，妳幹嘛在吃東西？

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‎對不起，太好吃了，我又正好餓了

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‎那就吸根煙啊

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‎我不吸煙的

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‎想也當然

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‎吸煙危害健康

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‎艾蜜莉剛從美國過來

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‎我是安東尼蘭伯特
‎這位我內人凱特琳

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‎幸會了

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‎安東尼是梅森拉芙的老闆

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‎同時是法國第一神鼻

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‎你鼻子還真夠勻稱

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‎不是真的指我鼻子

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‎鼻子是指調製香水的調香師

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‎很遺憾艾蜜莉不會法文

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‎妳怎麼會來巴黎？

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‎為公司帶來美國人的行銷想法

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‎那妳有甚麼想法？

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‎我認為貴公司的產品很棒，很性感

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‎厲害得能夠使一個老女人懷孕

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‎所以我才有機會來到這裡

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‎甚麼？

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‎-沒事，抱歉，那說來話長
‎-請說

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‎我很好奇

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‎我覺得可以在社交媒體下點功夫

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‎去年我公司推銷一款疫苗

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‎該疫苗有助治療屈公病病毒

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‎我們以華麗的內容滲透網絡

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‎我們使處女群島的旅客人數上升30%

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‎如果你上網搜“熱帶海灘”
‎“度假”、“天堂”

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‎甚至是“半裸海灘自拍”
‎都會找到我們的產品

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‎最棒的地方在於

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‎我們能追蹤一切

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‎誰在何時何地用上何物多久

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‎她在說甚麼？

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‎《美麗佳人》的茱麗葉想找妳聊

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‎請跟我來

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‎有意思

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‎幸會了

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‎妳瘋了嗎？

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‎-在宴會上不談公事的
‎-他主動問我的

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‎那妳就轉移話題啊

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‎我們在宴會，不是在開會

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‎喜歡巴黎嗎？

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‎愛死了，有誰不愛呢？

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‎抱歉，我剛才一直談公事

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‎我有時候會過於熱衷

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‎但畢竟這裡是宴會

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‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

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‎妳沒有塗香水

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‎-是的，抱歉
‎-來

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‎試試這個

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‎塗在這裡

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‎很適合妳

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‎蠻香的

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‎我一般都不會塗香水

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‎為甚麼？

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‎塗香水就如穿起華麗內衣

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‎讓妳更有自信、更性感

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‎更快樂

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‎配上人與人之間的火花
‎香水也能化為催情劑

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‎我會牢牢記住，日後做行銷用

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‎用家體驗是關鍵

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‎那妳的體驗如何？

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‎香水聞起來像甚麼？

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‎梔子花

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‎皮革

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‎麝香

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‎還有一點像汗味

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‎不過那可能是我的汗吧

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‎猶如穿起詩詞

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‎我喜歡

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‎猶如穿起詩詞，正是

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‎或許妳試用一下，看感覺如何？

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‎還有其他男士對妳的感覺？

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‎或女士，悉隨尊便

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‎我一般使男士喜悅

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‎喜歡

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‎我一般喜歡男士

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‎那妳要給自己找一位法國男友了

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‎那是學習語言的不二之選

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‎床上學

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‎我在芝加哥已經有男友了

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‎我們都打算訂婚了
‎他很快會過來探我

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‎那恐怕不會對妳的法文有幫助

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‎很高興有美國人加入我的行銷團隊

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‎我們可以彼此學習

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‎貴價性愛

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‎-不好意思？
‎-聞起來的感覺

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‎貴價性愛

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‎那麼…

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‎總比廉價約會好

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‎很期待跟妳合作

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‎我想進一步認識妳，艾蜜莉

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‎嗨

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‎昨晚的宴會很成功

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‎安東尼非常欣賞妳

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‎他想把產品行銷的工作交給妳

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-是的

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‎那太好了，我還怕自己太熱衷了

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‎我很樂意讓艾蜜莉來幫忙

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‎不過我們不是商量好

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‎讓艾蜜莉負責“重拾年輕”嗎？

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‎甚麼是“重拾年輕”

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‎一種…讓陰道回復…

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‎甚麼？

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‎使年老女性陰道回復濕潤的一種栓劑

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‎因為一旦人老珠黃，她們的陰道…

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‎就不再濕…我懂了

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‎學到新詞彙了吧

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‎艾蜜莉先負責這個吧？

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‎這個產品很重要

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‎必需品嘛

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‎先從必需品做起，再做奢侈品

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‎對…

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‎加上妳有賣藥品的經驗

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‎所以這樣分配也合理

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‎明白

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‎-好
‎-好

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‎對了

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‎我覺得…

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‎妳對安東尼太過熱情了

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‎甚麼？才沒有

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‎他似乎對妳很熱情

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‎那是法國人本質吧

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‎妳覺得他有魅力嗎？

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‎有，沒有！

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‎他都已婚了，我還見過他老婆

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‎所以妳覺得他有魅力囉

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‎他是個客戶

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‎已婚客戶

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‎而他老婆人很好，也是我好朋友

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‎我會把重拾年輕的資料發給妳

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‎妳要知道一件事

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‎希維爾是安東尼的情婦

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‎（嗨，我是從芝加哥來的艾蜜莉）

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‎（敏迪：誰啊？）

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‎（開玩笑的，嗨，妳好嗎？）

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‎（之前說可以約吃飯是認真的嗎？）

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‎（這裡是巴黎
‎說到吃飯當然是認真的）

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‎（今晚怎麼樣？）

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‎怎麼可以在情婦面前
‎調戲其他女人？

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‎這比在老婆面前做更衰

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‎那老婆和情婦就在同一個場合

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00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,468
‎那她們大概是互相認識

216
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,260
‎-她們通常是朋友啦
‎-真的？

217
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,643
‎妳覺得安東尼老婆
‎知道他跟希維爾搞外遇？

218
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,851
‎當然，我敢說她肯定不反對

219
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:46,811
‎為甚麼啊？

220
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,981
‎沒有人會想永遠跟同一個對象做愛啊

221
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,440
‎我敢說她肯定也有情夫

222
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,484
‎好了，我被搞混了

223
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,975
‎他們都談好怎麼搞外遇？

224
00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:00,244
‎應該是容忍對方搞外遇
‎不是商量好吧

225
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,362
‎但我不懂耶

226
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,818
‎如果要搞外遇

227
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,698
‎那結婚是何苦呢？

228
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,115
‎或許妳結婚20年後會有另一番體會

229
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,995
‎法國人雖然很浪漫，不過也很實際

230
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,918
‎好可愛耶！妳怎麼知道這裡的？

231
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,802
‎我就住在街頭，每次經過都坐滿人

232
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,345
‎那妳怎麼會來巴黎？

233
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,307
‎一開始是要唸工商學院

234
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,139
‎我爸迫我的，他不喜歡被人拒絕

235
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,649
‎他是中國的拉鏈大王

236
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,484
‎-拉鏈大王？
‎-對

237
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,403
‎還有各式各樣的扣件

238
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,323
‎全世界都在他掌管之下

239
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,401
‎真的

240
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,449
‎然後…

241
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,070
‎他的夢想

242
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,486
‎就是讓我這個獨生女接管家族生意

243
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,786
‎那妳的夢想是甚麼？

244
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,619
‎任何其他的事

245
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,164
‎但我從小時候開始

246
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,498
‎就一直好想到巴黎生活

247
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,795
‎於是我入讀這裡的學校，然後退學

248
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,335
‎我也不喜歡被人拒絕的

249
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,381
‎所以妳才當上褓姆？

250
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:07,007
‎對，因為我爸知道我退學後
‎就不肯再給我錢

251
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,347
‎真糟，那好過份

252
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,141
‎不，那好極了

253
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,385
‎我寧願自由自在

254
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,226
‎不然我會在中國過著一成不變的生活

255
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,145
‎說來有趣

256
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,443
‎我一直有褓姆照顧
‎現在我自己當褓姆了

257
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,074
‎我很高興有妳在

258
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,027
‎這塊牛排根本沒煮熟

259
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,288
‎不好意思！

260
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,617
‎我要五分熟的，不過這塊還血淋淋的

261
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,499
‎對，就她所說的

262
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,764
‎妳記得不要點胰臟就好

263
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,263
‎那是甚麼？牛肉飯嗎？

264
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,636
‎不，我就知道妳不懂

265
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,682
‎我想應該是牛腦或睪丸之類
‎不過吃起來像屎一樣

266
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,645
‎大廚說牛排沒問題

267
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,859
‎他說沒問題，我覺得有問題啊

268
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,153
‎我建議妳先試試看

269
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,990
‎或許你建議他多烤一陣子？

270
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,332
‎-我吃就好，妳要我那份吧
‎-不，顧客永遠是對的

271
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,584
‎不對，這裡的顧客沒資格說話的

272
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,251
‎或許我該去教一下大廚

273
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,831
‎甚麼叫顧客服務

274
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,496
‎妳覺得自己退回一份牛排

275
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,464
‎就可以改變整個法國的文化？

276
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,005
‎-加百列？
‎-艾蜜莉

277
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:27,682
‎我叫敏迪

278
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,474
‎你是這裡的大廚？

279
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,473
‎-有問題嗎？
‎-沒有！

280
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,562
‎沒有，我很喜歡

281
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,942
‎一切都很完美

282
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,563
‎妳還沒吃過

283
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,693
‎我很樂意替妳把牛排烤焦
‎但答應我先試一口吧

284
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,864
‎對啊，嘗他的肉吧，艾蜜莉

285
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,667
‎-意外地嫩口耶
‎-嫩口

286
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,339
‎是吧，我就知道妳肯定一試就愛上

287
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,671
‎女士們，祝用餐愉快

288
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,676
‎我比較想享用他

289
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,894
‎（男友明天到巴黎）

290
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,738
‎（巴黎最適合戀人）

291
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,952
‎（巴黎最適合戀上起司的人）

292
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,450
‎（祝好運！）

293
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,454
‎（夢想生活！）

294
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,209
‎（5643個粉絲）

295
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,302
‎（小小的問候，交個朋友！）

296
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,928
‎嗨！你肯定已經到機場了吧

297
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,101
‎我收拾好行李，請了一個禮拜的假

298
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,024
‎然後想一想

299
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,444
‎-我要去那裡幹嘛？
‎-甚麼？

300
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,864
‎我怎麼知道，看風景吧？

301
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,529
‎巴黎的風景很有名

302
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152
‎對，一個人看風景

303
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,899
‎妳還要去上班

304
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,735
‎我們這裡的午餐時間蠻寬鬆的

305
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,783
‎我下午跟你去三個小時羅浮宮

306
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,618
‎都沒有人會想我的

307
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,325
‎等等，是因為要看球賽嗎？

308
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,672
‎不是

309
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,459
‎因為有機頂盒可以給你看季後賽的

310
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,054
‎你不會錯過任何一場球賽

311
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,548
‎不是這個問題

312
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,469
‎那到底是甚麼問題？

313
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,723
‎我不知道要怎麼談異地戀

314
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,517
‎這個嘛，你先上飛機就對了

315
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,194
‎我們不是都談好了嗎？

316
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,234
‎不，是妳單方面想好了

317
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,943
‎很抱歉我沒有照妳的計劃走，不過…

318
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,239
‎我喜歡我們在芝加哥的生活

319
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,413
‎這裡是巴黎啊！

320
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,998
‎等等，所以你不會來了嗎？

321
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,619
‎以後都不來？

322
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,583
‎我覺得妳應該回來

323
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:06,998
‎不然呢？

324
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:08,843
‎分手嗎？

325
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:13,836
‎難以置信

326
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,224
‎你知道嗎？

327
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,429
‎留著你寶貴的飛行哩程

328
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,183
‎留去看球賽

329
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,024
‎然後留在芝加哥渡過餘生吧

330
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,150
‎因為這個城市充滿著愛意

331
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,559
‎浪漫、燈光、美麗

332
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,778
‎激情與性愛！

333
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,609
‎而你根本毫不在乎

334
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,574
‎抱歉，妳還在嗎？

335
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,275
‎好像接收不太好…

336
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,866
‎嗯，分手吧

337
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203
‎等等，艾蜜莉

338
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,659
‎艾蜜莉…

339
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,826
‎不，我不要再等了

340
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,421
‎我掛了

341
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,365
‎（5734個粉絲，巴黎在哭泣）

342
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,355
‎（偵測語言：Jeune）

343
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,151
‎年輕陰道

344
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,157
‎每個人都想要吧

345
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,990
‎更年期的諷刺

346
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,452
‎在於正當妳有時間

347
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:10,577
‎認真探索那個成熟
‎大膽和性感的自己時

348
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,128
‎陰道卻罷工了

349
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,805
‎（陰道卻罷工了）

350
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,808
‎（陰道）

351
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,783
‎認真呢？

352
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,617
‎為甚麼陰道是陽性詞？

353
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,539
‎為甚麼是配陽性，不是配陰性？

354
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,749
‎噢，妳說陰道喔

355
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,578
‎不知道，就是這樣配

356
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,004
‎或許因為那是女性器官
‎但由男性擁有

357
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,550
‎法文有夠差勁的

358
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:13,944
‎（5811個粉絲，陰道不屬於男人！）

359
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:23,954
‎真是大錯特錯

360
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,832
‎-我根本不該來巴黎的
‎-不！妳來這裡是件好事

361
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,000
‎總好比把時間浪費在一個
‎不願意離開芝加哥的男人身上

362
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,960
‎我覺得像愛麗絲穿越魔鏡一樣

363
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,170
‎上下顛倒

364
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,880
‎我永遠都學不會法文
‎也不會懂這裡的文化

365
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,384
‎妳知道這個城市是以圓形排開嗎？

366
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,974
‎像故意要搞混我們一樣

367
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,930
‎確實不合邏輯，不過這樣很美啊

368
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,509
‎妳沉浸在其中就好

369
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,017
‎對，可是這樣

370
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,429
‎我怕會淹死

371
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,227
‎或許我就是不適合在這裡生活
‎我還以為會是場冒險

372
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,364
‎的確是冒險！

373
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,400
‎或許這場冒險會比妳想像中更好

374
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,647
‎我一直沒有想過會在這裡孤苦伶仃

375
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,282
‎妳並不孤單

376
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,912
‎妳在這裡有朋友了

377
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,794
‎巴黎是全世界最刺激的城市

378
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,252
‎妳永遠不會知道之後的發展

379
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,745
‎羅倫！

380
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:21,554
‎小屁孩

381
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,007
‎妳沒事的啦

382
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,719
‎（愛麗舍宮）

383
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:37,055
‎（卡拉布魯尼：碧姬，非看不可！）

384
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,227
‎馬克宏夫人

385
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:45,739
‎（陰道不屬於男人！）

386
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:51,539
‎（真的！）

387
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,330
‎這是最後一聚了

388
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,251
‎-我會想你們的
‎-最好是啦

389
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,625
‎你到了法國南部後
‎馬上就會把我們給忘了

390
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,262
‎我們都被賤賣和遺棄

391
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,879
‎其實一切都不會改變啦

392
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,378
‎那個女生呢？

393
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,467
‎她怎麼了？她很不行嗎？

394
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:09,889
‎她好煩人

395
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,431
‎至少她很正吧

396
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:12,925
‎實話實說

397
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:15,556
‎其實已經不錯了，我覺我她蠻好的

398
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,904
‎你當然說好，你都收到錢了

399
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,981
‎不是啦…你們都知道

400
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,396
‎哇靠！

401
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:24,951
‎怎麼了？

402
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,988
‎我收到重拾年輕總裁的簡訊

403
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,242
‎碧姬馬克宏在Twitter發了一句話

404
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,952
‎-講他們的產品
‎-甚麼？

405
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,445
‎-那是出自艾蜜莉的IG
‎-哇

406
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,288
‎客戶很滿意

407
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,956
‎“陰道不屬於男人”

408
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,594
‎那當然了

409
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,803
‎（敏迪：碧姬馬克宏轉發妳了！）

410
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:51,717
‎天啊

411
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,694
‎艾蜜莉！

412
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,483
‎過來一起坐吧

413
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,277
‎請坐

414
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,914
‎大家都看到那篇文吧

415
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,030
‎對

416
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:18,123
‎艾蜜莉，妳讓我的最後一天非常難忘

417
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,496
‎謝謝讚賞

418
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,172
‎做得好，艾蜜莉

419
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,799
‎或許薩維瓦的新章要開始了吧

420
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,010
‎謝謝，希維爾

421
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,553
‎我很期待跟妳合作

422
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,548
‎敬我們美國的“重拾年輕”

423
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,445
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