1 00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:03,420 ♪ 2 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,882 Whoa, what do I smell coming from the kitchen? 3 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:09,843 Could that be the delicious aroma of... 4 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,513 nothing? 5 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,723 Seriously? I thought it was my night off from cooking. 6 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,226 Sorry, Dad, but I've got a big report due tomorrow. 7 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,310 And I have nothing to do, 8 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:19,603 but it's also due tomorrow. 9 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,356 Why don't we get take out? 10 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,816 Okay. So what'll it be? I'm thinking pizza. 11 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,193 Really, Dad? I was thinking burgers. 12 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,194 Burgers sound good. 13 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,528 Well, why don't we be fair 14 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,822 and put it to a Reynolds Family Vote? 15 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,074 All in favor of burgers, say "aye". 16 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,075 ‐Aye! ‐Aye! 17 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,409 Two out of three. Burgers it is. 18 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,828 Ugh, but I had a burger for lunch. 19 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:37,913 And you know what they say, 20 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,165 "Two burgers a day and your tummy will pay." 21 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,085 Sorry, Dad. That's just the way 22 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,878 the Reynolds Family Vote works. 23 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,588 (doorbell rings) 24 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,382 All in favor of Dad getting the door. 25 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,258 ‐Aye! ‐Aye! 26 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,385 I guess I will be getting the door. 27 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,638 A delivery for Max Reynolds. 28 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:55,514 Sign here please. 29 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,309 Uh, that's just a squiggly line. 30 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,145 If you don't care, I don't care. 31 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,021 Okay. 32 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,481 Thanks. 33 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:07,943 ‐What's that? ‐I don't know. 34 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,486 It says it's from some lawyer. 35 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,571 What? 36 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,406 I barely bumped that other car. 37 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:14,866 It's not about that. 38 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,118 Well, then, there was no other car. 39 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,454 Oh no. 40 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,623 It says our Great Aunt Helen passed away. 41 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,751 Wow. It says here she was 104. 42 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,253 Aw, what a shame. 43 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,588 Who's Great Aunt Helen? 44 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,339 Oh, you didn't know her, Noodle. 45 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,759 She was this really eccentric, whimsical woman. 46 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,635 Ah, do you remember when 47 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,137 she got that pet ostrich? 48 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,680 How could I forget? That's when I learned 49 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,723 you don't keep a sandwich 50 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,725 in your back pocket around an ostrich. 51 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,351 My tushy still has nightmares. 52 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,563 So what does the rest of the letter say? 53 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:45,772 Not much, it's just a bunch 54 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:46,815 of legal gibberish. 55 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,984 Blah. Blah. Blah. Oh! 56 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:51,111 Oh! Mom, it says here 57 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,988 she left us some money in her will. 58 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,865 ‐You're kidding! ‐Woo‐hoo! 59 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:55,949 It's our lucky day! 60 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,577 Oh, not for you Aunt Helen. 61 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,079 So how much we talking here? 62 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:01,997 Are you rich? 63 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,206 Am I going to become a spoiled brat? 64 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,166 Please say yes. 65 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:08,170 Not quite. Let's just say, it's not enough to change our whole lives, 66 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,755 but it could certainly change a month or two. 67 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,131 Hold on. 68 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,091 There's one condition. 69 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,260 Oh no, I've got to take care of the ostrich. 70 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,056 No. It says we have to use the money 71 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,265 to buy something we wouldn't 72 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,309 normally buy for ourselves. 73 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,310 Something fun. 74 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,395 This is so awesome! 75 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,564 We get free money to have fun! 76 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,274 I know! How sweet is this?! 77 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,692 Can life get any better? 78 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,528 All: Sorry, Aunt Helen. 79 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,865 (theme music playing) 80 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,744 ♪ Like father, like daughter, we don't always agree ♪ 81 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,246 ♪ But looking at you is like looking at me ♪ 82 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:48,001 ♪ The more things change, the more they stay the same ♪ 83 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,545 ♪ Like father, like daughter, from different times ♪ 84 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,839 ♪ Taking all the best from your decade and mine ♪ 85 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,593 ♪ The more things change ♪ 86 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,345 ♪ The more they stay the same ♪ 87 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,430 ♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do 88 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,723 ♪ Do, do 89 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,101 ♪ The more they stay the same 90 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,312 ♪ 91 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,398 (singing to himself) 92 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,945 I guess whoever said money doesn't buy happiness 93 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,405 hasn't seen you this morning. 94 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,572 You should've seen me a minute ago. 95 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,074 I was doing my happy dance. 96 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,910 Whoa, here it comes again. 97 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,163 So, have you decided what you're gonna do 98 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,748 with the money Great Aunt Helen left you? 99 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:27,833 I was thinking about it all night 100 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,459 and I have got the perfect idea. 101 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,378 Something the whole family can enjoy. 102 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,088 I was thinking the exact same thing. 103 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,256 And I also have an idea. 104 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,091 Okay. 105 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,092 Let's hear it. 106 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,219 (drum roll) 107 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,263 I was thinking a boat. 108 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,139 A boat?! 109 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,932 And I was thinking hot tub. 110 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,975 Hot tub?! 111 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,894 Whoa, those are both awesome ideas. 112 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,062 Well, when you're ready to put it to 113 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,106 a Reynolds Family Vote, let me know. 114 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,065 ‐Boat! ‐Hot tub! 115 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,401 Wow! I guess you were ready. 116 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,360 Well, Syd, looks like you 117 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,528 are the deciding vote, 118 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,779 so what's it gonna be? 119 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:58,864 Aw Syd, is your arm sore 120 00:03:58,864 --> 00:03:59,781 from fencing practice? 121 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:00,949 Let me help you with that. 122 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,909 Just say hot tub. Two little words. 123 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,786 Just say boat. It's only one little word. 124 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,705 How 'bout six little words? 125 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,206 Can I have my arms back? 126 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,793 You know what, they're just both such great ideas, 127 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,336 I need time to think about this. 128 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,921 Absolutely. No pressure. 129 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,631 A boat's a big decision. 130 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,133 You know a great place 131 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,051 to think about a difficult decision? 132 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,303 A hot tub! 133 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,346 Uh, Syd, why don't I make you 134 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,931 a yummy breakfast before school? 135 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,141 Let me make your favorite, 136 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,225 French Toast. 137 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,685 Or I could drive you 138 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,604 and we could get rainbow bagels. 139 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:31,563 You love those. 140 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,483 Okay, I know what I'm voting for. 141 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,400 Both: What?! 142 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,860 Having breakfast at school. See ya! 143 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,613 ♪ 144 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,036 Hey, boys. 145 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:46,912 Hi, Mom. 146 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:47,996 How was work? 147 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,623 Tell me all about your day, 148 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,374 and don't leave out a thing. 149 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,626 Okay, what do you want? 150 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,878 Ooh, straight down to business. 151 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:55,962 I like her style. 152 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,882 There's an amazing rap concert tomorrow night 153 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,091 and I wanna go. 154 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,343 Check out this flyer. 155 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,889 Ooh, the tickets are awfully pricey. 156 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:06,932 That's because it's gonna be 157 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,975 the biggest lineup of rappers ever. 158 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,061 Dollar‐wise, it's a pretty good deal. 159 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,854 Lot of rhymes for your dimes. 160 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,857 I don't know, Max. It's on a‐‐ 161 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,526 School night? I know. 162 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,444 But I'm going with the school rap club. 163 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,862 It's practically homework. 164 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,697 ‐But it's‐‐ ‐All the way downtown? 165 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,033 That's why our music teacher's coming as a chaperone. 166 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,868 ‐What did‐‐ ‐All the other parents say? 167 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,078 ‐Yes. ‐Would you let me‐‐ 168 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,871 Finish your sentences? Of course. 169 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,959 Ms. Reynolds, you know I want what's best for Max 170 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,418 as much as you do. 171 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,170 I think you should let him come with us. 172 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,839 I'm sorry, Leo. I always forget. 173 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,049 Did I give birth to Max or did you? 174 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,468 I'm trying not to picture either. 175 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,680 Please, Mom. 176 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,682 I really want to go to this concert. 177 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,269 I'm gonna have to say no. 178 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,187 What? 179 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,982 I don't understand. 180 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,235 I'm sorry, Max, but that's my answer. 181 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,114 Did you hear that? 182 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,366 I explained everything to her. 183 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,492 I don't get it. 184 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,577 Sorry, buddy. 185 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,953 If it makes you feel any better, 186 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,329 I'll only have half the fun. 187 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,707 I thought you were gonna say you weren't going. 188 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,833 Oh, that's not happening. 189 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,626 ♪ 190 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,337 I got your text. 191 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,714 I can't believe you have a choice 192 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,174 between a boat and a hot tub. 193 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,217 All my choices are between 194 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,303 which brother to sit next to at dinner: 195 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,597 eats‐all‐my‐food or eats‐with‐his‐hands. 196 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,182 And honestly, I'd be fine 197 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,143 with either a boat or hot tub. 198 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,561 But whichever one I choose, 199 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,022 my dad or my grandma is gonna be really disappointed. 200 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,398 Syd, they'll be fine. 201 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,357 They're adults. 202 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,109 They're used to disappointment. 203 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,738 The only thing you should be asking yourself is, 204 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:45,614 "What do you want?" 205 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,198 You're right. It's my vote. 206 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,242 And I think you should use it on a hot tub. 207 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,285 No! Boat! 208 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,786 No! Hot tub! 209 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,121 Okay, I'm gonna stop. No, I won't! 210 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,080 ‐Yes you will. ‐Thank you. 211 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,457 (phone ping) 212 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,127 Oh, it's my dad. He wants to see me in the backyard. 213 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,254 Okay. I've got to get back home for dinner. 214 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,090 Tonight I get to sit next to chews‐too‐loud. 215 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,300 That's my dad. 216 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:07,719 You know what? Why am I making 217 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,804 such a big deal out of this? 218 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,056 I'm sure my grandma and dad 219 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,515 will accept whichever one I choose. 220 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,772 Ahoy there, Matey! 221 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:21,900 Dad? 222 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,234 No. 223 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,444 Call me... 224 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,570 Captain Dad. 225 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,155 ♪ 226 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:30,867 ♪ 227 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,496 You bought the boat? 228 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,414 But I didn't even vote yet. 229 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,208 I didn't buy the boat. I convinced the salesman 230 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,043 to let me take it home for an hour. 231 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,878 I thought you should experience what it's like 232 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,963 being on the S. S. Sydney. 233 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,799 Wow. 234 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,300 You're naming it after me? 235 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,302 You've never named anything after me. 236 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,470 Well, except me. 237 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,888 Well, I named it after you 238 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,307 because no one will enjoy it more than you will. 239 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:55,684 No one. 240 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,228 Dad, 241 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,521 come on, 242 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,731 you're just trying to influence my vote. 243 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:02,691 Max: What?! 244 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,025 If I was trying to influence you, 245 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,152 I would say imagine yourself 246 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,489 on a gorgeous lake water skiing. 247 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,032 But that's not the kind of guy I am. 248 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,411 I can go water skiing? 249 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,537 Oh, yeah. 250 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,122 Now sit back and relax while I take you 251 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,581 on a little tour of the lake. 252 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,338 What a perfect day. 253 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:26,881 Oh, look! 254 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,466 There's the old boat house where they sell 255 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,052 the best ice cream in the Pacific Northwest. 256 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,887 You and Olive are gonna love it. 257 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,013 Olive's with me? 258 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:34,931 Oh, yeah. 259 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,474 She's sitting right in front of you. 260 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,851 Wearing two life jackets 261 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,686 and holding an emergency beacon. 262 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,398 Hold on. Here comes a boat. 263 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,108 Oh, and look who's on board. 264 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,693 Cute teenage boys? 265 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,737 Well, I was gonna say Old Charlie, the guy who runs the boat house. 266 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,572 But let's go with yours. 267 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,533 Hi guys! 268 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,121 Gotta say I'm kinda liking the boating life. 269 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:01,291 But I still have to consider Grandma's hot tub. 270 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:04,127 Of course. A hot tub is a nice choice, 271 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,503 but you're in and out in 20 minutes. 272 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,546 And I don't know about you, 273 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,132 but I get all pruney in the hot water. 274 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,759 Yeah, nobody wants to see that. 275 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,512 But, hey, it's your decision. 276 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,514 And while you're thinking about it, 277 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:19,476 why don't you drive the boat back to the dock? 278 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,727 Seriously? 279 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,270 I get to drive the boat? 280 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,481 Aye, aye, Captain. 281 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,529 That's it. 282 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,573 That's it. You got it. 283 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,866 Wait a minute. Are you steering back 284 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,409 toward that boat full of boys? 285 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,244 Don't question your captain. 286 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,579 (honks) 287 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,582 Ahoy boys! 288 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,754 (scoffs) How low can he go? 289 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,881 Who taught him to play so dirty? 290 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,257 Oh right, it was me. 291 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,593 ♪ 292 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:56,930 I still can't believe 293 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,431 she said no to the rap concert. 294 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,183 I'm at a loss for words. 295 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,184 No, I'm not. 296 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,103 Dang, dang, and double dang! 297 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,731 Sorry, Max, but it needed to be said. 298 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,402 Might as well just add this "no" to my collection. 299 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:12,278 What collection? 300 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,200 Max: Please, Mom. 301 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,119 I really want to go to this concert. 302 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,453 Judy: I'm gonna have to say no. 303 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,122 You actually recorded her? 304 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,249 I've been recording her say "no" forever. 305 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,961 Max: Mom, can I go on that new roller coaster at Seven Flags? 306 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,462 Judy: No. I'm sorry, Max. 307 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,755 (tape spooling) 308 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,132 Max: Can I go to skateboarding camp? 309 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,883 Judy: I already told you no. 310 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,468 And here's a small sampling 311 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,636 of her greatest hits. 312 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,514 Judy: You heard me. No! And that's final. 313 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,182 No. No! 314 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,767 Yes. Wait! 315 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,726 I mean no. 316 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,188 Wow, that's so shocking. 317 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,189 You think your Mom realizes 318 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,440 how often she says no? 319 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,192 Maybe not. 320 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:52,861 Ya know, 321 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,988 I bet if I played this tape for her, 322 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,281 she'd finally hear herself 323 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,657 and say yes to the concert. 324 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,325 You think your mom's just gonna sit there 325 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,578 listening to herself say no a hundred times? 326 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:02,579 That's true. 327 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,665 I should probably dress it up a little. 328 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,792 I have an idea, Leo. 329 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,835 Ya know, coming from you, 330 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,128 those are the scariest words 331 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,087 in the English language. 332 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,758 Olive, my Dad made some really good points, 333 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,969 so I think I'm gonna vote boat. 334 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,890 Hold on. Grandma wants to see me. 335 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,099 Call you later. 336 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,440 Come on in, the water's fine! 337 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,234 Oh, boy. 338 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,485 ♪ 339 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,740 Mom, can I see you for a minute? 340 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,909 Sure, what is it, Max? 341 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,869 I've been thinking about yesterday. 342 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,079 Words were exchanged. 343 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,706 Tempers flared. 344 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,208 It doesn't matter who was right. 345 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:49,918 It was me, 346 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,044 but it doesn't matter. 347 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,505 Well, almost thank you for that almost apology. 348 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,800 My point is, 349 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,135 I was wondering, 350 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,387 do you know how often you say "no" to me? 351 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,265 At the risk of adding another one... no. 352 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,976 Well, maybe this will remind you. 353 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,312 Okay, people. It's time to get real 354 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,357 with some rhymes from Grand Master Max! 355 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,608 Hit it! 356 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,611 (rap beat playing) 357 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,071 ♪ Let me tell you 'bout a concert ♪ 358 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,405 ♪ I really wanna go 359 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,782 ♪ Everybody gonna be there 360 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,325 ‐ ♪ But my momma said... ‐Judy: No! 361 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,618 Leo: ♪ You really can't go? ♪ 362 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,161 ♪ That's right, she said no ♪ 363 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,329 ♪ Can I go swimming 364 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,705 ♪ Or borrow some dough 365 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,290 ♪ The woman always answers with ♪ 366 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,458 Judy: No, no, no! 367 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,834 ♪ And just when I think ♪ 368 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,127 ♪ That's all the no she's got ♪ 369 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,963 ♪ That's when she hits me with an ♪ 370 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,047 Judy: Absolutely not! 371 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,590 ♪ So once before I'm grown up ♪ 372 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,800 ♪ And leave the nest 373 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,719 ♪ Can I ask for the concert to be a yes ♪ 374 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,472 ♪ Everybody's going and there's a chaperone ♪ 375 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,058 ♪ Seems to me the lady could throw the kid a bone ♪ 376 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,726 Max: ♪ So let me ask again, Mom ♪ 377 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,103 ♪ Will you let me go 378 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,814 ‐♪ If you're being fair, you can't say... ♪ ‐Judy: No! 379 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,983 ♪ 380 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:03,074 Wow, I didn't realize I've said no to you that many times. 381 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,660 So, I can go to the concert? 382 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,120 I'm sorry, Max, 383 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,330 but I'm still gonna have to say no. 384 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,753 It's like she wasn't even listening. 385 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,463 You know what, 386 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,465 I don't think she wants me to be happy. 387 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:20,925 But let's ask her. 388 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,972 Judy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 389 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,807 If we ever do get her to say yes, 390 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,934 I bet we can do a really sweet remix. 391 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,314 Okay, not the time. 392 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,276 ♪ 393 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,405 Grandma, I have to admit, 394 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,532 this hot tub is awesome. 395 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,368 And B‐T‐Dubs, love the robe. 396 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,538 Wait, you didn't buy this hot tub, right? 397 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,541 Just wink and it's yours. 398 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,505 Now picture yourself in your very own hot tub. 399 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,884 Water bubbling all around, not a care in the world. 400 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,344 (sighs) Say it with me. 401 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,013 (sighs together) 402 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,184 Feel the water jets working their magic. 403 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,351 Oh, yeah. 404 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,188 That's hitting the backpack muscles real nice. 405 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,233 Grandma, I love this, but 406 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,234 it kind of feels like 407 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,986 you're trying to influence my vote. 408 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,404 What?! 409 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,781 If I were trying to influence you, 410 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,074 I'd tell you that this thing 411 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,367 has twenty‐six adjustable jets, 412 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,702 built‐in speakers, 413 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,081 and LED lights that change color with the music. 414 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,123 But I don't play that game. 415 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,337 Wow. This hot tub can do anything. 416 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,546 Can it do my homework? 417 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,466 No, but it can make you forget you have any. 418 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,012 Look, I'm the first to admit that a boat would be cool, 419 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,057 but this is Portland, where it's cold half the year. 420 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:51,933 That's true. 421 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,976 But it would still be a lot of fun. 422 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,771 Tubing, water skiing. 423 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,898 Waving at boats full of cute boys. 424 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,359 That's who's at my lake. 425 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,361 Sounds great. 426 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,780 But the closest lake is an hour away. 427 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,115 With a hot tub, 428 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,784 you and Olive can pop right in here after school. 429 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:10,701 Olive's here? 430 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,744 Yeah! 431 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,831 She's right there with floaties and a nose plug. 432 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,415 (chuckles) 433 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,251 We would have fun. 434 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:23,005 In fact, why not invite all the Amigas over for a hot tub dance party? 435 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,007 Hey, Emmy, crank up the jams! 436 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,843 Whoa, Sophia, 437 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,595 I didn't know you could do the worm in the hot tub. 438 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,265 Both: Go Sophia! Go Sophia! 439 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,478 What's going on here? 440 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,356 I can't believe you would go behind my back 441 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,150 to try and sway Syd's vote 442 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,527 by putting a hot tub in our backyard. 443 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,905 Says the man who put a boat in our backyard. 444 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,907 Ahoy matey! 445 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,450 Well, that's totally different. 446 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,203 Because... 447 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,830 well, that's totally different. 448 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,749 Give it up, Max. 449 00:15:58,749 --> 00:15:59,959 You're not getting the boat. 450 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,877 You know what, 451 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,587 this is exactly like when I was a kid. 452 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,130 All you did was say no to me. 453 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,048 Well, this time, I'm saying no to you. 454 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,633 We are getting that boat. 455 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,844 (shouts) You mean hot tub. 456 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,179 (door slams) 457 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,347 Is it gettin' hot in this tub 458 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,390 or is it just me? 459 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,017 ♪ 460 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,978 ♪ 461 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,314 Well, Great Aunt Helen's gift 462 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,357 has officially become a nightmare. 463 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,402 I've never seen my dad and grandma so angry at each other. 464 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,030 But they both pictured me in the boat and the hot tub, right? 465 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,031 ‐Olive! ‐Just checking. 466 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,034 They aren't even talking to each other. 467 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,370 I'm sorry, but this whole thing sounds silly. 468 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,164 It's a win‐win situation. 469 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,333 I mean, let's say your dad doesn't get his boat. 470 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,375 So he's all, 471 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,253 "I have to hang out in a hot tub. Boo‐hoo." 472 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,673 I know. They're both being so immature. 473 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,092 I mean, I really wanted a new amp for Christmas. 474 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,969 Did I throw a tantrum when I didn't get it? 475 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,055 ‐A little. ‐I'm a kid, that's what we do. 476 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,600 Adults are supposed to be better than that. 477 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,851 What if they aren't? 478 00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,852 What if they're just 479 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,230 bigger, louder versions of us? 480 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,940 That would explain a lot. 481 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,734 (sighs) It's awful. 482 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,694 This was supposed to bring the family together, 483 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,363 but it's tearing us apart. 484 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,489 And I'm stuck in the middle 485 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,615 trying to figure out how to give 486 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,242 everyone what they want. 487 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,243 In my house, 488 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,577 nobody gets what they want. 489 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,495 We cry 490 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,621 and kick 491 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,956 and scream. 492 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,999 I'm beginning to think it might be a better system. 493 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,043 ♪ 494 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,422 Hey Max. How're you doing? 495 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,757 Mom, 496 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,217 I'd kinda like to be alone. 497 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,261 I hate to see you so upset. 498 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,430 I just don't get it. 499 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,141 Why do you say no to me all the time? 500 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,894 I guess I do say it a little more than I realized, 501 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,689 but "all the time" is a bit of an exaggeration. 502 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,192 Okay, you win. 503 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,947 All I can tell you is I have my reasons. 504 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,031 Can you believe that? 505 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,366 Not really. 506 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,119 But, I'll say yes. 507 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,372 Somebody's gotta say it around here for once. 508 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,083 Look, I know it's not as good as the concert, 509 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,752 but how 'bout if I make you a special night here. 510 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,005 I'll order you a double pepperoni pizza, 511 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,423 you can stay up late, 512 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,008 and watch any movie you want. 513 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,593 No, thanks. 514 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,886 It doesn't make up for missing out 515 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,680 on the concert with my friends. 516 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,640 I'm sorry, Max. 517 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,309 I just hope someday when you're older, 518 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,727 you'll understand. 519 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,103 ♪ 520 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,860 So, Syd texted you, too? 521 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,237 If I were talking to you, I'd say yes. 522 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,909 I asked you guys down here because, 523 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,328 I made my decision. 524 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,955 I want you to know, that I've weighed all the factors involved 525 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,540 and my vote 526 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,916 is... 527 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,126 ‐Yeah? ‐And? 528 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,336 I'm not voting. 529 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,379 Ha! In your face! 530 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,133 Wait. Did you say not voting or not boating? 531 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,218 Not voting. 532 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,971 Look at you two. 533 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,307 This gift was supposed to be fun, 534 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,559 but it's making all of us miserable. 535 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,145 I don't even understand why it's so important to you. 536 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,689 Because I never got to have fun stuff when I was a kid. 537 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,776 No matter what I asked for, your grandma loved to say no. 538 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,110 Loved it? 539 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,862 I had to say no. 540 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,281 I was a single mother and money was tight. 541 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,658 Oh, come on, I know we weren't millionaires, 542 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,076 but we weren't that hard up. 543 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,994 I never shared it with you, Max, but there were a couple of times 544 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,788 when we almost lost the house. 545 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:24,997 What? 546 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,707 Why didn't you tell me? 547 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,209 Because I didn't want you to worry. 548 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,503 No kid should have to worry about stuff like that. 549 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,381 I never knew. 550 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,924 You weren't supposed to. 551 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,093 And the only person I said "no" to more than you, 552 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,552 was me. 553 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,682 Is that why you wanted the hot tub so badly, Grandma? 554 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,433 Yes. 555 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,061 It's just the kind of luxury that I was never able to afford 556 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,521 when I was raising your dad. 557 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,109 I say it's time for another vote. 558 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,068 Not again. 559 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,403 I vote hot tub. 560 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:56,987 You're kidding. 561 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,031 Wow, Grandma. 562 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,658 Looks like you're getting a hot tub. 563 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,867 Don't listen to him. 564 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:02,743 I vote boat. 565 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,661 What? Say what? 566 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,916 I'm finally able to say yes, and I'm saying yes to the boat. 567 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,543 But Mom, you did nothing but sacrifice. 568 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,877 You deserve a hot tub. 569 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,379 Don't listen to him. He's getting his boat. 570 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,381 Ignore her. She needs her hot tub. 571 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,590 Sydney: Guys! 572 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,634 Look, this isn't getting us anywhere. 573 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,888 Maybe we should think of another way of resolving our problems. 574 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,808 What if every vote had to be unanimous? 575 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,060 It might take longer to work things out, 576 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,271 but then nobody loses. 577 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,189 I'm on board. 578 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,441 Sounds good to me, Noodle. 579 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,776 In fact, I have the perfect thing 580 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,153 to test our new system. 581 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,029 How many think Syd is the best daughter ever? 582 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,157 I'll vote for that. 583 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,742 Okay, okay. 584 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,452 In the interest of making it unanimous, 585 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,953 I am the best daughter. 586 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:48,998 ♪ 587 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,545 Hey, Syd, you wanted to see us? 588 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,964 Yep. I think I've come up with the perfect use 589 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,466 for Great Aunt Helen's gift. 590 00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,592 Really? What is it? 591 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,261 Well, I know how much you had your heart set on a boat, 592 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,513 and I know how much you wanted a hot tub, 593 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,973 so... 594 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,602 we're going on a cruise! 595 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,145 It's a boat with a hot tub. 596 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,856 Wow, now that's a boat. 597 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,733 Okay, easy. I borrowed it from a travel agent. 598 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,862 So, what do you say? 599 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,989 ‐I'm in! ‐So am I! 600 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,451 Hey, is that a tiny water slide? 601 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,702 And a tiny movie theater? 602 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,538 And is that a tiny karaoke bar? 603 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,833 I cannot wait to serenade my two favorite ladies. 604 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,712 Okay, new vote. No embarrassing your daughter on the cruise. 605 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:37,880 Or your mother. 606 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,964 It's probably a good call. 607 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,466 Hey, this new system really works. 608 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:41,967 ♪ 609 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,305 ♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do 610 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,139 ♪ Do‐do 611 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,101 ♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do 612 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:51,936 ♪ Do‐do 613 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,197 ♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do 614 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,031 ♪ Do‐do 615 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:08,035 ♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do 616 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:08,869 ♪ Do‐do 617 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,580 Oh yeah.