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♪ I don't know how
but I've been dreaming
about this ♪

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♪ So I'll do
whatever it takes ♪

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♪ To find my own way

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(cheers)

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Noodle, that was your
best performance yet.

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And the place is so packed,
I couldn't tell which one

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of your adoring fans
was yelling "woo‐hoo!"

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‐It was you, Dad.
‐No wonder he was so loud.

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I bet they're all here
because of my new music profile.

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I've been getting
a lot of new followers.

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That's because of her
incredibly talented,

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brilliant and humble
social media manager.

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Come on, Max,
let's let her hang
with the cool kids.

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And by that,
I mean not you.

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Hi, Sydney? I'm Zoey.
I just wanted to say

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you like totes killed
that performance.

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Your songs slap, girl.

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I'm kind of a stan.

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Wow.

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Thanks, I've always
wanted a stan.

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Yaasss, and I am def
not the only one.

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There was some guy
yelling "woo‐hoo" throughout
the whole performance.

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So you were saying
you're a stan?

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Huge. I'm also a brand manager
at Britney Nashville.

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Have you guys heard of us?

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Are you kidding?
I love your clothes.

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I'm obsessed
with Britney Nashville.

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Britney Nashville girls
take up half of my
social media feed.

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The other half is animals
dressed as celebrities.

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My favorite
is Scarlett Jo‐hamster.

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So Sydney,
we are looking for

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up‐and‐coming influencers
to partner with

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and I am vibing
on your content.

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How would you like to be an
official Britney Nashville girl?

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Me? A Britney Nashville girl?
I've always wanted to be one.

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How does this work?

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Mostly, we send you
a bunch of free clothes

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and you post pics
wearing them.

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Okay, let me consult
with my social media manager.

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(both scream)

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We've discussed it
and we'd like to
accept your offer.

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Perf! I'll DM you the deets,

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and we will send you
some new fits. Bye!

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Both: Bye!

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(both scream)

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(theme music playing)

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♪ Like father, like daughter,
we don't always agree ♪

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♪ But looking at you
is like looking at me ♪

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♪ The more things change,
the more they stay the same ♪

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♪ Like father, like daughter,
from different times ♪

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♪ Taking all the best
from your decade and mine ♪

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♪ The more things change ♪

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♪ The more they stay the same ♪

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♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do

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♪ Do, do

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♪ The more they stay the same

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♪

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Hey, Max. Bad news.

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I just got an e‐mail
from Cousin Archie,

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his birthday party
is coming up in two weeks.

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Oh, seriously?
He's so obnoxious.

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Remember last year
when he made us all play

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Pin the Tail on the Archie?

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I won, but the prize
was a full body pillow of him.

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So really, I lost.

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I can't do another
one of his parties.

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Well, what are we going to do?

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If we don't go,
we'll never hear
the end of it.

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Or we can say
we can't make it

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because we already planned
a vacation together.

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Wow. Sounds like
a really expensive way

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to get out of a party,

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but it's Archie,
so I'm in.

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Not a real one.

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We'll just take some
fake pics of us on vacation

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and post them online.

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He'll never know
the difference.

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You really think that'll work?

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Please. I've gotten out
of two weddings

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and a baby shower
by "going to Australia."

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So that's why there was
a kangaroo in our backyard.

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Hey, Dad, did I just
hear the doorbell?

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Syd, you've asked me
five times already.

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Don't worry, your clothes
will get here soon.

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What if they
changed their mind?

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What if Zoey decided
another girl

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was more Britney Nashville
than I am?

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(doorbell rings)

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Ah! It's here!

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Take that, other girl.

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Hi, I'm from Britney Nashville.

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This is the greatest
day of my life.

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I get that a lot.

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Wow. Even the box
is cooler than me,

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and that's not true
of most packages.

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Oh, I gotta text Olive.

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I promised I'd wait
to open it with her.

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(doorbell rings)

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It's here, it's here!

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Olive, were you following
the delivery truck?

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Of course not.
I was hiding in the bushes.

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Whoa, is that
the wrestler, Mr. Concrete?

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He must be in town for
the big Ruckus Rumble event.

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I can't believe he's here.

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He's one of the best
pro wrestlers of all time.

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One of? He is the best.

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He beat the Venomous Viper
by breaking a stool on him,

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then a chair, then a table.

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All right, personally, I think
the table was overkill.

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Wait, you watch wrestling?

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Are you kidding?
My favorite day of the year

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is when the Ruckus Rumble is on.

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I can't believe
it's only two weeks away.

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I'm so psyched to watch it.

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I'm going to go
get his autograph.

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Mr. Concrete,
would you mind
signing this

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and making it out
to Alisha, your biggest fan?

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I'd be happy to, Alisha.

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Man, everyone looks up
to Mr. Concrete,

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especially Alisha.

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I wish I had muscles
like that guy.

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Personally, I'm happy
with my body.

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I got arms to lift
a laptop, legs to dance,

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and a face that won't quit.

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I gotta bulk up.

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I know I can't look
like Mr. Concrete,

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but that doesn't mean
I can't get some muscles.

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True, but it takes a lot
of hard work and dedication.

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Which are two things
I've been meaning to try.

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Well, if you're
willing to commit,

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I could be your trainer.

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Really, you can do that?

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Yeah, I helped
my uncle get in shape

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for a bodybuilding competition.

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Did he win?

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Yeah, but unfortunately,

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he hurt his back
lifting the trophy.

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What are you waiting for?
Open it, open it!

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I can't believe this.

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Britney Nashville girls
always look so perfect.

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I never thought
I'd be one of them.

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And I never thought
I'd be besties with
one of them

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and get to share
all her free clothes!

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We'll circle back.

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Ooh, look at these tops
and this skirt.

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And the most amazing jumpsuit

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I have ever seen.

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Syd, that is so you.

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Well, I am a Britney
Nashville girl.

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And look, the best part
is all the clothes

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are one size fits all.

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That means everything
is going to fit.

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Well, not everything.

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It's a little tight
in the front.

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Let me see the back.

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Okay, I'm starting
to like the front better.

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Try on something else.

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Sleeves too big.
Pants too long.

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Skirt too tight.

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Too much neck.
Nothing they sent fits me.

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I thought their clothes
were supposed to fit everyone.

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Maybe we can build
an outfit around this.

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A bracelet?

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At least that fits.

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What's wrong with me?

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How can I be
a Britney Nashville girl

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if the only thing
that fits is this bracelet?

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Aw, come on.

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I don't get it.
I thought Britney Nashville

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was supposed to be
one size fits all.

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What am I going to do?

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I promised Zoey I'd post
pics in these clothes.

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I guess you'll just have
to tell her they don't fit.

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And give up being
a Britney Nashville girl?

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No way.

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Hey, girls,
your dad and I

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are about to take pictures
for our fake vacation.

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Do either of you have
a large rubber lobster?

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Sorry, I got fresh or frozen.
No rubber.

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Okay, forget the lobster.

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What about a life‐size
inflatable shark?

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What kind of terrifying
vacation is this?

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Hey, you have
your dream vacay,
I have mine.

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Syd, what are you
going to do?

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You still have to
post those pictures.

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You know what?

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Grandma's fake vacation
photo shoot gave me an idea.

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I don't actually have to
fit into the clothes,

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I just have to
look like I do.

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And I don't actually
have to understand

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what you're talking about,
I just have to look like I do.

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Okay, Max, for the next
two weeks, don't think
of me as your friend, Leo.

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I'm your trainer, Coach Webb.

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And Coach Webb
takes no mercy.

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But if he gets too rough,
your buddy Leo can talk to him.

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Let's do this.
I invited Alisha

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over for
the Ruckus Rumble
in two weeks,

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and I want to impress her
with my new muscles.

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Not a lot of time,

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but if you listen
to every word I say,
we got this.

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All right. What do you
want to focus on?

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Mostly my tri‐tips
and my trapezoids.

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Really want to get
my en‐dolphins flowing.

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Okay, tri‐tips are steaks,
trapezoids are shapes,

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and en‐dolphins are...
well, they're just dolphins.

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(door opens)

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Two questions,
what's going on here?

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And two, do I
even want to know?

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I'm getting buff.

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Is this because
I laughed when you couldn't
lift the meatloaf?

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You told me it was
stuck to the counter.

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And no, I'm doing this
for other reasons.

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‐Alisha?
‐Ding, ding.
We have a winner.

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Max, do you really think
this is what girls like?

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Don't you think they prefer
someone sensitive who listens?

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Ew, why would they want that?

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It's a good thing you're cute.

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Last thing, we got to
track your progress

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to make sure you're going
from scrawny to brawny.

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(door closes)

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How's it looking?

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Like we need to get started
sooner rather than later.

223
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,563
Okay, Max, let's see
your bicep curls.

224
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,362
Okay, let's see a bicep curl.

225
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,909
Max, this medicine ball
is much heavier than it looks.

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00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,744
Yeah, yeah,
just throw it already.

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00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,621
‐Oh.
‐(thud)

228
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,584
You think we could swing
by the supermarket?

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00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,962
This ice cream could
really use some sprinkles.

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Okay, Max, say, uh,

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"Getting out of Archie's dumb
party with a fake vacation."

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You really think Archie
is worth all that?

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Good point.

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Both: Cheese.

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(phone camera clicks)

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00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,643
You know, I thought after this
we could ride fake jet skis.

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What's your rush? This is nice,
sitting here relaxing with you.

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You know what, it is.

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Here's to lying
on the beach.

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(chuckles)

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Both: (slurp) Mm. Ah.

242
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You know what, I'm going
to go order room service.

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You mean you want me
to make dinner and bring it
to your room?

244
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,121
Just leave it by the door.

245
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,000
Whoa, Noodle, looking good.

246
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,168
Thanks, Grandma.

247
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,128
Hey, are those
the Britney Nashville clothes?

248
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,754
Yeah, we're about
to do a photo shoot.

249
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,631
Uh, why don't we shoot
against the wall?

250
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,259
You know, I'm not up on
all the latest trends,

251
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,803
but do all the cool clothes
have chip clips on the back?

252
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,348
Technically,
the clothes don't fit me.

253
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,142
So we're just going to
fake it for some photos.

254
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,351
Well, if the clothes don't fit,

255
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,811
then why are you going
to all this trouble?

256
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,480
It's a big deal to be chosen
to represent this brand.

257
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,859
It could give me exposure
and do a lot for my career.

258
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,319
Yeah, but is it really worth it

259
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,237
if you have to pretend
to be something you're not?

260
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,281
Says the man wearing
a tropical shirt

261
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,782
and drinking out of a coconut.

262
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,327
Well, this is‐‐

263
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,746
You know, I've got
some room service to deliver.

264
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,417
All right, future influencer,
let's shoot some pics.

265
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,210
(door closes)

266
00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,136
Uh, Syd, your face
looks a little weird.

267
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,764
It's 'cause the chip clips
are digging into my back.

268
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,766
(sighs)

269
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,392
Why don't I sit down?

270
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,859
Standing it is.

271
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,573
(phone camera clicks)

272
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,659
Okay, let's check them out.

273
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,412
I don't know, the outfit
still doesn't look good on me.

274
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,331
Well, that's easy to fix.

275
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,042
We'll just smooth your sides,

276
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,878
adjust your legs,
move your arms,

277
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:37,298
contour your face
and throw on a filter.

278
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,467
Are you sure we should
be doing all that?

279
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,469
Maybe my dad was right.

280
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,805
Feels like we're lying
about how I look.

281
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,643
Whoa, I look good!

282
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:57,694
Eighteen, 19, 20.

283
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,654
Let's see how big
your muscles are.

284
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,865
Yeah, it's all
about the gains, bro.

285
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,826
We'll see what
the tape measure says.

286
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,997
You know what?
Forget about the tape.

287
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,791
The important thing is
you believe you're bigger.

288
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,002
It didn't go up?

289
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,004
The good news is
it didn't go down.

290
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,465
What? But I worked so hard.

291
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,926
Alisha's coming over for
the Ruckus Rumble tomorrow.

292
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,678
I'll never impress her now.

293
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,680
I wish there was
some way to fake it,

294
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,349
but it's not like you can
just slap on some muscles.

295
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,937
That's genius. I'll just
slap on some muscles.

296
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,523
As Coach Webb,
I'm disappointed.

297
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,734
As your friend Leo,
why didn't I see that coming?

298
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:43,072
Did you see how many likes
these new pics are getting, Syd?

299
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,074
I did. People are
commenting on me

300
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,910
like I used to comment
on Britney Nashville girls.

301
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,537
Wow. What's next?

302
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:53,791
Your own signature fragrance,
Sydney by Sydney.

303
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,211
It smells like
lavender, sandalwood,

304
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,589
and a hint of ranch dressing.

305
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,549
What? I'm hungry.

306
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:06,262
And all we had to do
was filter a few pictures.

307
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,223
Oh, did you see what Zoey
commented on the last one?

308
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,268
"No cap, your drip
is straight fire.

309
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,104
Pull out a rake
'cause this is so leafy."

310
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,315
I always knew I was leafy.

311
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,816
You don't know
what it means either, do you?

312
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,818
Not a clue.

313
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,403
(doorbell rings)

314
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,950
Oh, my gosh, another
Britney Nashville box? Thanks.

315
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,620
Of course,
keep crushing it.

316
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,587
"Thought you could rock this
dress from our new collection.

317
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,926
Can't wait to see you wear it
at your next show. XO, Zoey."

318
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,263
She wants to see me wearing
this dress... in person.

319
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,183
As in no smoothing,
no contouring, no filters?

320
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,936
Yep, but it's not
going to fit.

321
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,771
None of their stuff fits.

322
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,982
Once they find out, no more
being a Britney Nashville girl.

323
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,484
So what are you
going to do?

324
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,403
Well, if the dress
doesn't fit me,

325
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,323
I'll have to make myself
fit into the dress.

326
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,998
What a great run, Olive.

327
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,000
Doesn't it make you feel alive?

328
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:23,256
(panting) I... want to... die.

329
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,300
Don't worry, we're done.

330
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,637
So, tomorrow night
is my performance

331
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,723
and I should be able to squeeze
into the dress Zoey sent by now.

332
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,308
Now come on,
let's go up to my room.

333
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,103
You coming?

334
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,439
Is it too much to ask you
to move your room downstairs?

335
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,864
Good news, I finally
got it zipped.

336
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,615
(strained):
Bad news, I can't breathe.

337
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,160
Syd, how are you
going to sing in that dress

338
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,286
if you can't breathe?

339
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,163
Breathing's overrated.

340
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,833
And those sleeves are
so tight, how are you
going to strum the guitar?

341
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,547
Strumming is overrated.

342
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,842
How are you going
to walk on stage?

343
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,054
Okay, I'm beginning
to think this doesn't fit.

344
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,309
But I still have time.
I can squeeze in a long run.

345
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,977
Syd, you're going too far.

346
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,645
It's one thing
to filter some pictures,

347
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,898
but to change the way
you look in real life?

348
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,233
You're right, Olive.

349
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,404
Why am I pushing myself
to fit someone else's idea

350
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,822
of how I should look?

351
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,158
Britney Nashville
shouldn't get to decide

352
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,619
what size is right
for all girls.

353
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,914
Yeah, we think these Britney
Nashville girls are perfect,

354
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:41,125
but I bet they filter
their pictures just
like we did.

355
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,212
You know what?
My body isn't the problem.

356
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,255
I like it just the way it is.

357
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,299
The problem is these clothes.

358
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,718
I mean, this isn't a dress.
It's a long T‐shirt.

359
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,428
And this isn't a skirt.

360
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,013
It's one leg
of a pair of shorts.

361
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,806
And this isn't
a tube top. It's a‐‐

362
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,226
Oh, wait, yeah,
that is a tube top.

363
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,354
So what are you going to do?

364
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,856
Zoey's expecting you to wear
their clothes at your show.

365
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,484
(sighs) Hmm.

366
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,781
I said I'd wear them...
and I will.

367
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,659
Well, whatever
your plan is,
I'm on board.

368
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,077
Wait, does it
involve running?

369
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,204
‐No.
‐Good, then I'm on board.

370
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834
Come on, Max!
Alisha's going to be here

371
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,878
any minute to watch
the Ruckus Rumble.

372
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,672
Let's see those biceps.

373
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,759
Oh.

374
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,138
Look at these guys,

375
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,599
You can't even tell
they're balled‐up tube socks.

376
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,644
I'd never know the difference
if it wasn't for the stench.

377
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,771
(doorbell rings)

378
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,772
There she is.

379
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,529
‐Hey, Max.
‐Alisha, so happy
you're here.

380
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,489
Where do you want
to watch the match?

381
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:57,785
In the basement...
or on the couch?

382
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,665
Max, you look... different.

383
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,960
Oh, (chuckles) these bad boys?

384
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,296
Eh, I've been
working out a little.

385
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,089
Okay, why don't
the three of us

386
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,175
and those "bad boys" sit down
and watch the match.

387
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,640
Hey, Max, I can't find
any of your tube socks.

388
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,312
Oh. Never mind.

389
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,900
Sorry, I hope there's room
for me and my muscles.

390
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,529
Max, why is your
muscle upside‐down?

391
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,197
Huh? What?

392
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:43,039
Oh, uh, sometimes when they're
so strong, they need to rest.

393
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,294
I'm going to go to the kitchen
and pretend this isn't awkward.

394
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,216
Max, why are you
wearing fake muscles?

395
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,551
You knew?

396
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,054
I could tell from
the second I walked in.

397
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,889
Then why didn't
you say anything?

398
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,724
I didn't want to hurt
your feelings.

399
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,477
I tried my best
to get real muscles, but...

400
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,896
I just couldn't.

401
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,522
Why would you do that?

402
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:12,693
Well... I guess because
I've always felt so scrawny.

403
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,739
And girls like muscles,
don't they?

404
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,492
I mean, you like wrestlers.

405
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,499
Max, I like wrestling
because it's silly and fun.

406
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,543
And it's a great excuse
to scream at the TV.

407
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,214
Max, the best part about you

408
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,174
is you always flex
your biggest muscle...

409
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,843
your heart.

410
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,261
Thanks, Alisha.

411
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,639
That means a lot.

412
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,265
You ready to watch the match?

413
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,433
Let's do it.

414
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,560
(TV turns on, crowd cheers)

415
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,729
Rip his head off,
Mr. Concrete!

416
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:52,775
Rip it off! Rip! It! Off!

417
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,362
This is nice.

418
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,327
Syd, Zoey just walked in.

419
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,954
Are you sure you want
to go through with this?

420
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,331
Well, I was sure until
you asked if I was sure.

421
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,999
‐Now I'm not so sure.
‐You should be sure.

422
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,084
‐You sure?
‐I'm sure.

423
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,712
You're right.

424
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,715
I have to do this,
not just for me,

425
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,883
but for every other girl
who's felt bad about themselves

426
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,677
trying on Britney
Nashville clothes.

427
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,263
(sighs)

428
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,889
Here goes nothing.

429
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,227
Hey, Olive.
I am so amped

430
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,396
to see Syd slay
in our dress.

431
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,065
I'm going to take
so many pics for our grid.

432
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,110
It's going to be very leafy.

433
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,820
Whoa.

434
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,322
Crispy use of leafy.

435
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,495
And now the star
of our show, you know her,

436
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,164
you love her,
and I raised her,

437
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,207
Sydney Reynolds! Woo‐hoo!

438
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,961
(cheers and applause)

439
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,547
O.M.G. What is she wearing?

440
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,049
Britney Nashville.

441
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,551
The whole store?

442
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,221
♪ How can I say this?

443
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,973
♪ My hands are shaking

444
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,225
♪ I feel the weight
all around ♪

445
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:15,191
♪ I want to see the world
and meet the girl
I'm becoming ♪

446
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,444
♪ But I don't want
to leave you behind ♪

447
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,446
(cheers and applause)

448
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,116
I'm so proud of you.

449
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,288
Sydney.

450
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,708
Look... I'm sorry
I cut up the clothes.

451
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:36,128
I thought all I wanted was to be
a Britney Nashville girl,

452
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,507
but I realized
I'm not one‐size‐fits‐all.

453
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,550
I'm one‐of‐a‐kind.

454
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,844
And so is every other girl.

455
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,846
Syd, it's chill.

456
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,264
I'm not salty.

457
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,352
This isn't exactly on brand,
but points were made.

458
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:55,648
‐Really?
‐TBH, if you
want the real tea...

459
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,234
the clothes
don't fit me either.

460
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,903
See? Samesies.

461
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,571
Then why don't
you say anything?

462
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:07,076
I guess I didn't think I could,
but you've given me such inspo,

463
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,953
I'm going to bring it up
in our next design sesh.

464
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,204
Thanks, Syd.

465
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,540
Back off, Zoey.

466
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,250
Syd tried to fit
into your clothes

467
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,543
but it was impossible.

468
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,419
Olive, Zoey totally gets it.

469
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:22,758
Oh. Then as her
social media manager,

470
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,052
I'd like to say thank you
for this opportunity.

471
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,387
Saved it.

472
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,893
Posting more pics
for your followers?

473
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,729
Uh, kind of. I'm taking down
the Britney Nashville ones

474
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,023
and putting up
some unfiltered originals.

475
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,483
I want to have
the real me out there.

476
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:40,776
I'm proud of you, Syd.

477
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,444
I know that wasn't easy.

478
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:43,737
Thanks.

479
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:47,575
Oh, speaking of, how did it go
with the fake vacation photos?

480
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,827
Did you get out of
Cousin Archie's birthday party?

481
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,620
We'll see.
Grandma just posted them.

482
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,124
Well, he totally bought it.

483
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,001
Yes! No lame party.

484
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,628
The only problem is
I just got an email from him

485
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,797
saying our vacation
looked like so much fun,

486
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,507
he wants to come
with us next year.

487
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,260
No! What are we going to do?

488
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,220
Didn't you learn
anything from me?

489
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,847
Just be honest.

490
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,849
Oh, he wants you to come too.

491
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,767
So what are we thinking,
fake tornado?

492
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,103
‐Oh, yeah.
‐Good one.

493
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:21,150
♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do

494
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,484
♪ Do, do

495
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,988
♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do

496
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,281
♪ Do, do

497
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,583
♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do

498
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,251
♪ Do, do

499
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,713
♪ Do, do, do‐do, do, do

500
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,797
♪ Do, do

501
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,967
Oh, yeah.

502
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,135
(drumroll)