“As for the faithless and the sexually immoral -
their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur,
which is the second death.” - Revelation 21:8
[birds chirping]
tossed salad noun
A salad made of greens, often with added vegetables, tossed in a dressing.
Salad tossing verb
A sex act involving the mouth and the buttocks.
♪
♪ Have you been to Jesus ♪
♪ For his cleansing power? ♪
♪ Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb? ♪
♪ Are you fully trusting in his grace this hour? ♪
♪ Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb? ♪
Mark, I see belt loops and no belt.
♪ Are you washed in the blood? ♪
♪ In the soul-cleansing blood of the Lamb? ♪
[Mrs. Veda] Oh, oh, oh... No.
♪ Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb? ♪
[sighs]
Ah, ah, ah, ah. Miss O'Donnell.
Just as I suspected:
over two-and-a-half inches above the knee.
Dean's Office. Now!
- Morning, Mrs. Veda. - Alice.
School mass today at 2:00.
Why don't you be gift bearer again?
Sure.
Hmm.
OK, it's like this, guys are like microwave ovens.
And ladies are like conventional ovens.
Guys only need a few seconds, you know, like a microwave,
to get... switched on.
While ladies, they typically need to...
preheat for a while.
But God created sex with boundaries
and for a purpose.
Does anyone wanna take a stab at what the boundary is?
Yes, Wade?
- Marriage. - Very good.
And does anybody know the purpose?
- To have children. - [Father Murphy] Perfecto.
When a man and a woman receive the sacrament of matrimony,
God calls on them to create children in his image.
Any sex outside of one man, one woman, one marriage
is against God's plan.
Um, what about sex with yourself?
[students laugh]
Can you create children from sex with yourself?
- No. - [Father Murphy] Right, so?
- [Heather] It's against God's plan. - [Father Murphy] Exactly.
[male student] So, is that what the Bible means by "spilling your seed"?
- Is it spilling if you catch it? - [students laugh]
[Father Murphy] All right, all right.
We are called on to be chaste until we are married.
And that means no sex... with yourself or anyone else...
until you stand at that altar and you say "I do"
or else it is damnation for all eternity.
And remember...
God is always watching.
Capiche?
They gave us Baby Think-It-Over in Christian Lifestyles.
I'm not even having sex, they should just give them to the slutty girls.
Oh, have you had to watch the partial-birth abortion video yet?
- It's really awful. - No, no! Don't ruin it for me.
How was Morality?
It was fine.
Did you know that masturbating is a sin?
Ew. Of course. Why?
I was just wondering.
Making me rewind Titanic back to the car scene twice
is probably also a sin,
just in case you were wondering that next.
Look, I only asked you to do that
because I couldn't hear what Kate whispered to Leo
- when he said, "Where to, Miss?" - Mm-hmm.
Which just happens to be right before they make out
and steam up that car window that Kate slaps her hand on.
I didn't write it!
[dog barking]
Hey! Hi, Gus.
[clicking tongue]
Sit, Gus.
Sit.
[modem dialing up]
[computer voice] Welcome!
OK. Here we go!
[sighs] Damn it!
[sighs]
Titanic!
[typing]
Yes!
[computer voice] You've got mail.
[gasps]
Mom?
[chimes]
[typing]
[chimes]
[sighs]
[scanner whirring]
[chimes]
Wet?
[chimes]
Uh...
[smacks lips]
Underwear?
[typing]
[chimes]
Ohh.
[chimes]
What?
♪
[Mom] Alice!
Dinner!
- [Priest] I confess to almighty God... - Almighty God...
[all] and to you, my brothers and sisters,
that I have sinned through my own fault,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done and in what I have failed to do...
[Dad] The Millers invited us over to watch the game.
Great, I'll make my cheesy potatoes.
Oh, Damn it, Ron.
Now I'm all wet!
[sighs]
Calm down, Gail, you're not that wet.
[water running]
- [music playing] - [horn honks]
So, uh, Alice, I heard you got on Wade Friday night.
Stephanie told me she walked in on you guys in my sauna.
[Anthony] Ooh! Gettin' steamy in the sauna!
No, we were just back there getting some drinks.
We were only gone for like a minute!
Yeah, that's long enough for Wade.
[grunts] I was just messin'.
Listen.
You don't have to put out just because you like a boy.
I don't like him.
[Father Murphy] And now, for the Bible passages that back all this up...
We're gonna start with Galatians.
Heather, why don't you start us off?
[Heather] The acts of the flesh are obvious:
sexual immorality, impurity, debauchery...
OK, so, I just bought this Blink 182 CD
from Sam Goody, right?
Um, I upload them to my computer
and then I just put 'em on here.
Easy as pie.
The album's amazing, by the way.
It's called Enema of the State.
- Get it? - [laughs]
I bet you know all about enemas, don't you?
Can you not talk about enemas near my baby, please?
Yeah, I'm gonna...
Thank you.
Such a perv.
What's an enema?
It's when you fall water skiing
and water shoots up your butt.
Well, look who it is.
Where were you this weekend?
You didn't come to my party.
Yeah, I heard things got pretty crazy.
Everyone's been talking about you and Wade.
- Oh? - Yeah.
They're saying you tossed his salad.
- What? - Gross!
You tossed his salad in my sauna?
What? No! No! Who, who said that?
Some girl in my Geometry class was telling a bunch of us.
Heather's really pissed too.
She just gave Wade a promise bracelet.
OK. [chuckles]
I mean, I've never even heard of dressing someone's salad! So...
The party was really fun.
Why didn't you come?
I was on a retreat.
[Laura] Oh! Like a spa?
No, a retreat ran by the school.
It's called Kirkos and I got this necklace on it. See?
Cool. What'd you do there?
We're not allowed to talk about it with anyone who hasn't been.
But it totally changed my life.
Coming, Beth?
Yeah. I gotta go.
You guys should sign up for the next one.
I think it'd be good for you.
Since when does Beth eat lunch with Nina and those girls?
I have to go on that retreat.
Do you think she thinks that I actually
tasted Wade's salad or whatever?
I don't know.
Beth's such a moron.
I never have any clue what's she's talking about
so she probably made it up.
[laughing]
I'm gonna go get more milk.
[laughter continues]
Oh. Hey, Heather. Hey, Wade.
Can't have pudding without milk!
She's disgusting.
[church music playing]
I think I'm going to ask Heather
to bear the gifts with Jacob today.
[snaps fingers]
[sighs]
Alice, if you want to continue to be a gift bearer,
you have to conduct yourself like one.
Your body is a gift from God.
You need to honor it.
[indistinct chatter]
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
Um, bless me Father for I have sinned.
It has been a week since my last confession.
These are my sins...
Talking back to my dad...
Not helping my mom in the kitchen...
Forgetting to feed the dog...
And...
And anything else?
That's it.
For penance,
why don't you do the dishes for a week?
Give your mom a break.
And ten Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers.
God, the Father of mercies,
through the death and resurrection of his Son,
has reconciled the world to itself
and sent the Holy Spirit among us
for the forgiveness of sins...
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us of our trespasses,
as we forgive those that trespass against us...
[Mrs. Veda] Your body is a gift from God.
[Heather] It's against God's plan.
[Mrs. Vega] You need to honor it.
[Father Murphy] Or else it is damnation for all eternity.
Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven.
[Beth] It's called Kirkos.
I think it'd be good for you.
[birds chirping]
♪
[indistinct chatter]
♪ Michael row the boat ashore ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Michael row the boat ashore ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Sister help to trim the sails ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Sister help to trim the sails ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Michael row the boat ashore ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
Are we there?
♪ Michael row the boat ashore ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
I can't do this.
[Laura] These few days away are going to be good for us.
[Alice] I don't know.
Ugh!
Father looks so weird in regular people clothes.
[gasps] Oh, my God! Nina's here!
She must be one of the group leaders.
Welcome, everyone.
Who's that?
Are you serious? That's Chris.
He's only like the star of the football team.
♪
Welcome to Kirkos.
So, uh, you're gonna be bunking in my cabin this week.
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ My body's sayin' let's go ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ But my heart is sayin' no ♪
♪ If you wanna be with me ♪
♪ Baby, there's a price to pay ♪
♪ I'm a genie in a bottle ♪
♪ You gotta rub me the right way ♪
[Nina] Hi! Alice, right?
- Yeah. - Welcome.
I'm Nina. Come with me. You're in my cabin. Come on.
Sorry.
Question the First
[Nina] I'm so excited for you guys.
OK. Find the room with your name on the door.
- [knock at door] - Oh, sorry!
I didn't mean to scare you!
You settling in?
I've got a sweatshirt here for you.
Thanks.
And... next order of beeswax is...
I'm gonna need your cell phone and/or watch,
if you have 'em.
Did you bring either one of those with you?
Mm-hmm.
No phone?
- Mm-mm. - K.
Don't worry, you won't be needing
a watch this weekend anyway because...
you're on Jesus' time!
See ya!
[indistinct chatter]
[Mrs. Veda] Please find your small group number!
Cut the chit-chat, please, and have a seat.
Sit at the table with your small group number.
Please find your small group number.
[sighs]
- I guess I'll see you later. - What?
Group One?
Awesome!
I'm Chris, Group One's Senior Leader.
Have a seat.
Group One too? Awesome! Have a seat.
You are here as a part of God's plan.
His spirit moved each of you to sign up for this retreat,
which is a unique experience that will challenge you
in new and profound ways.
Kirkos is a time to find meaning
in the highs and lows of your life.
Over these next four days
you will hear from your classmates
and be invited to open up as well.
It will strengthen your relationship with yourself,
but most importantly, with Jesus.
Now let's get started.
On the papers that Mrs. Veda is handing out,
you're going to find a list of feelings.
Go through them and circle any
that you may have felt in the past year or so.
There are no wrong answers. So just, just be honest.
♪
[Father Murphy] While ladies, they typically need to...
preheat for a while.
[Father Murphy] OK. Let's finish up.
Pass your papers toward the aisles.
And make sure that your name is printed clearly on top.
Come on.
The other night I dreamt that I was walking
along the beach with the Lord.
As we walked,
scenes from my life flashed across the sky
and in each scene,
I noticed that there were footprints in the sand.
In some scenes there were two sets of footprints
and in other scenes there was only one set of footprints.
[indistinct chatter]
Hey.
Oh. Hey.
- Hey, Sister Louise. - Hi.
Do you mind if I snag another stupendous Walking Taco?
[Sister Louise] Of course, dear. You're a growing boy!
And Walking Tacos have lots of protein and fiber.
Oh, may I have some sour cream too, please?
- [Sister Louise] Oh, yes. - [Chris] Thank you.
You're welcome. What about you, dear?
- Oh, no, no thanks. - [Sister Louise] No?
No sour cream? No, that is the best part.
OK.
- I guess I'll have some. - [chuckles]
How's everything going for you so far, Alice?
It's great.
You know, it's OK if you think things are totally weird.
It's supposed to be a little weird.
At least at first.
[chuckles]
I'll see you later, Alice.
OK, bye!
I come from a very big family.
I have four younger siblings and...
an older sister...
Melissa.
She made honor roll every semester
and she founded Habitat for Humanity
at our school.
She's the star of our family.
One time, I came home at 2:00 a.m....
three hours past my curfew.
And no one even noticed.
It felt like no one cared
if I was there or not.
Um...
Uh...
I'd now like to play my first song.
[music playing]
♪ You don't notice me standing here ♪
♪ Wishing you could somehow feel ♪
♪ I just wish that you could feel ♪
Last fall, Melissa came to pick me up
from a friend's house to take me home.
♪ And each day we were born ♪
And the next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital
being told that we were in an accident
and that I had three broken ribs...
[sobbing]
And the first thought I had was...
[sobbing]
Maybe my parents will finally start to notice me.
[sobbing]
Melissa was fine but...
my parents were still obsessed with her.
It felt like they blamed me for the accident.
That if she hadn't had to come and pick me up,
she wouldn't have missed her Science Bowl nationals.
But then, I came on to this retreat...
[sniffles]
And I realized that God loves me...
my friends love me...
and...
[chuckles]
I love me too.
[chuckles]
[crickets chirping]
[sighs]
[beeping]
[chiming loudly]
[beeping]
[vibrates]
[moans]
- [vibrating] - [moaning]
[sighs]
Weep the Second
[indistinct chatter]
OK, guys, circle up, circle up.
Now, this is one of my favorite songs,
and while you're listening, I want you to imagine
that the eyes in the song are Jesus's eyes.
[music playing]
♪ Love ♪
♪ I get so lost sometimes ♪
♪ Days pass ♪
♪ And this emptiness fills my heart ♪
♪ When I want to run away ♪
[indistinct chatter]
Would you look at how these gorgeous pines
contrast against the blue sky?!
Isn't God's paint palette just magnificent?
[Laura] So did I tell you Nina told me she liked my hair
- this morning at breakfast? - Mm-hmm.
She said she can't do it with her own hair
because every time she tries it her hair gets all bumpy.
So I said I could show her how I do it
and she said she would invite me over sometime!
Isn't that cool?
Yeah.
[gasps]
I mean, you can come too, of course, if you want.
Well, maybe I should ask Nina first
if it's OK that you're there,
but I mean do you even wanna come?
- Whoa! - [gasps] Oh, my God.
Are you OK?
[groans]
Everything OK here, troops?
Ooh, comrade.
That's quite a battle wound.
Uh-huh.
Can you walk?
- [groans] No. No. No. - OK. Just don't move.
[grunts]
Let's get you to the nurse, huh?
♪
[indistinct chatter]
[knock at door]
[door opens]
Hey.
I was just coming to let you know we're doing the group photo
down by the bridge in five.
Great. I'll be there.
Everything OK in here?
Yep.
OK.
[phone vibrates]
What was that?
[phone vibrates]
- [sighs] - [phone vibrates]
I specifically asked you for your phone
on the day you arrived.
Look, I'm gonna have to tell Father about this.
[sighs]
Uh, Chris, could you come in, please?
Hey, Alice, what'd you have for breakfast?
Cereal.
Oh, you didn't have salad?
[male student] Like a Wade salad.
[laughing]
OK. Everybody say Jesus Christ!
[all] Jesus Christ!
- [camera shutter clicks] - OK, great!
Guys, head up toward the cafeteria.
We're gonna have lunch in our small groups today, OK?
And Alice, Alice, a quick word.
Nina said you kept your phone.
You know, we have a reason for everything
that we ask you to do here
and it's very important that you follow our rules.
Sorry, Father.
I hope you understand I can't let this go unpunished.
Now first, you must empty the trash receptacles.
There are four of them.
One there... and one there...
and one there...
♪
[grunts]
Come on. [grunts]
[grunts]
♪
[exhales deeply]
[typing]
What?
[computer chimes]
[chimes]
[typing]
[chimes]
[sighs]
[footsteps approaching]
[Nina] Alice!
- Hey. - What's up?
Just finished cleaning.
We made S'mores after lunch.
Saved you one.
Thanks.
We pretended each marshmallow was a different mortal sin
before burning it.
Yours was lust.
Oh.
Look, I want you to know I'm not mad
about the phone thing, OK?
You're doing a real good job
and I think you're on the right path now.
So, just keep up the good work, OK?
OK.
I believe in you.
[chuckles]
[crickets chirping]
"Dear Andrew...
Remember when you were little
and Mom and I would tuck you in,
and you would make us kiss you on both of your cheeks
at exactly the same time
or else you couldn't fall asleep?
I always thought those were my favorite memories
from when we were a young family.
But I was wrong.
Every day is a new favorite memory with you.
I love you, kiddo.
Love, Dad."
[clears throat]
"Dear Laura...
Your father and I love you so much.
And although I will always cherish
those days when you were little,
I love being able to do adult things with you too...
like getting our nails done
and showing you how to cook my famous baked ziti.
But no matter what, you'll always be my baby girl.
I love you so much."
"Dear Alice,
You're a wonderful daughter and the best church partner
a father could ask for. It's so amazing
to watch you grow into the wholesome young woman
God created you to be. I am so proud of you
for always making good choices. Love you, Al.
Love, Dad."
♪
Accept the Third
[Chris] Amen.
[all] Amen.
[sighs] All right. Like myself
and my fellow senior leaders have done,
we are now gonna ask
that you all share your own stories.
Moments when life was difficult,
or hard, or overwhelming.
Times where you felt Jesus was far away.
My girlfriend dumped me last week.
That was really rough.
I thought everything was going well,
and last week, she had her friend call me
to break up with me for her.
And I'm pretty sure it was a three-way call,
and she was listening, so I acted like it was cool,
but it really sucked.
Thank you, Andrew.
[deep breath]
This is really hard to talk about.
But...
Last month...
my Grandma died.
She lived in Idaho, so I didn't see her that often.
And like, it makes me really sad
that we didn't get to talk much before she died.
The saddest part is... after her funeral,
we went back to her house,
and her dog was there, just looking so sad.
It was, like, walking around the house
looking for her. It had no idea.
OK...
Um...
Well...
Speaking of dogs...
My dog... Gus...
died a few weeks ago.
Um, our neighbors put out some chipmunk poison.
He must have got into it through the chain-link fence.
My family was playing basketball in our driveway,
and the ball went over the fence,
and I went to go get it,
and... that's where I found him...
lying on his side. He wasn't moving.
[crying, sniffling]
- I thought he was just... - [Father Murphy] Excuse me.
All right, can I have your attention, please?
All eyes and ears here.
I'm sorry to report that earlier this morning,
I found something rather disturbing
on my office computer.
It appears that someone has used it
to engage in an online chat of...
well, let's just say an explicit nature.
Would anyone like to take responsibility for this?
[quiet murmuring]
I didn't think so.
Now, I have no way of knowing who did this,
but whoever it was, even if I don't know you did it,
you do, and so does God.
But in keeping with the theme of this retreat,
I hope that whomever did do it feels compelled
by the Spirit of Christ to come forward
before the retreat is through.
[murmuring]
So, Alice, how would you describe
your relationship with Jesus?
- Fine. - Just fine?
Fine, as in good.
Do you think that there might be something getting in the way?
Something that's preventing it from being better?
OK, well, why don't you try reflecting back
on that feelings checklist you filled out
on your first day here. Do any of the emotions
that you circled on there bring anything up?
Um...
I was feeling envious of my best friend
when she got a Bimmer for her birthday,
because I drive a Buick Le Sabre.
Anything else?
She also got Oakley sunglasses for Christmas.
What about feeling turned on?
No temptation has overtaken you
except what is common to mankind.
And God will not let you be tempted
beyond what you can bear, and he knows
what is truly in your heart.
OK.
So, have you ever felt turned on?
And did you take any action when you had that feeling?
You didn't take any action?
No.
Nothing with your classmate Wade?
No.
Someone made that up.
Alice, this retreat isn't gonna do you any favors
if you're not honest.
How's this?
Wow! That one's huge. Way to go, Alice.
Thanks.
[sighs]
And when you turn it on, our plasma rises
out of this little Oak unit.
But when you press off, it sinks back down
and a Rothko takes its place.
Your rec room sounds amazing!
Hey, Nina, that, um...
leader meeting is about to start.
Right, right. I forgot about that.
Thank you. Um, I gotta go.
OK. I'll see you at the campfire.
Hey!
What?
[sighs]
What is your problem with me?
My problem? My problem is that Heather almost dumped me
because of that disgusting rumor you started.
I didn't start it!
Yeah, well, if you didn't, who did?
I don't know! I...
Did you start it?
No! I have a girlfriend.
OK. Well, both you and I know
that nothing happened.
Are you telling people that?
You need to start! Because everyone thinks
that I'm a slut, even the teachers.
Look, you're the only other person
who knows what happened.
And no one believes me!
Hey, Wade! What are you still doing here?
Just on my way out, Father.
OK, good, good. Hey, how's the old shotput arm
- doing in the off season? - [Wade] Good, Father.
Just trying not to do too much heavy lifting.
[chuckles]
[music playing through radio]
♪ Give me a word Give me a sign ♪
♪ Show me where to look Tell me what will I find ♪
♪ What will I find? ♪
♪ Lay me on the ground Fly me in the sky ♪
♪ Show me where to look Tell me what will I find ♪
♪ What will I find? ♪
[music intensifies]
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh, heaven, let your light shine down ♪
- [music lessens in intensity] - ♪ Oh ♪
[Sister Louise coughs]
I need a cup of tea.
I'm all done.
OK, dear.
[girl] It is the best.
...and the colorful, like, floral tops.
- The stripes, the stripes! - Hey!
It's so good.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Um... - I'll save you a seat.
OK.
What's up? Nina asked me to sit with her,
so I don't want to make her wait.
I saw Nina giving Adam a blow job.
What?!
Yeah. In the woods after lunch.
Why do you think it's OK to keep making things up?
I'm not making this up!
Gabby told me you were talking
about your dog dying in your small group?
- Did Gus die? - [sighs] OK, look.
I just said that because... I didn't know what to do!
I didn't have anything to say, and everyone had
these really sad stories...
[scoffs] God, this is just like
that time in sixth grade when you told everyone
Jason gave you a "purple nurple"
- on the bus. - [scoffs]
You want attention.
- OK... - You know what?
I bet you actually did toss Wade's salad.
I don't even know what that means!
Oh, my God. Quit the act.
I know you know what it means,
just like you know the sex scene in Titanic
comes right after they're in the car.
You were the one in Father's office, weren't you?
What? [scoffs]
It makes perfect sense.
And I am sick of constantly feeling embarrassed
for being friends with a pervy psycho.
[Alice] Ugh.
[gurgling]
Ugh.
[Father Murphy whistling]
[sexy music playing from computer]
[moans]
[car squeaking]
[gasps]
[woman on computer moaning]
[exhales sharply]
[woman on computer moaning]
[sighing]
Alice, hey.
Hey.
Is everything all right?
Uh...
Do you wanna talk?
Is everything OK?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
You know that I get turned on like a microwave!
[students] ♪ Let us build the city of God ♪
♪ Let our tears be turned into dancing ♪
♪ For the Lord, our light and our love ♪
♪ Has turned the night into day ♪
♪ Let us build the city of God ♪
♪ Let our tears be turned into dancing ♪
♪ For the Lord, our light and our love ♪
♪ Has turned the night into day ♪
♪ Let us build the city of God ♪
♪
[music playing]
♪ I am the drink at the loneliest place in town ♪
♪ The place where the heartache and smoke... ♪
One wine cooler. Please.
♪ The jukebox is moanin' a sad old country sound ♪
Thanks.
♪ At the loneliest place in town ♪
♪ It's a place where I feel at home ♪
♪ And it's better than bein' alone ♪
Rough day?
♪ 'Cause ever since you been gone ♪
♪ This is where I belong ♪
You from that Catholic youth retreat down the road?
No.
I'm 21.
♪ Cuttin' up, tellin' jokes ♪
So, what's it like over there?
♪ You'd never know my whole world's falling down ♪
♪ Yeah I'm the life of the party ♪
♪ At the loneliest place... ♪
[Gina] I used to be Catholic. I went to Catholic school
for 12 years. I was baptized, confirmed,
the whole kit 'n caboodle.
[Alice] You're not anymore?
No.
How come?
San Francisco. The '70s.
Sex. Women. Mm.
Lots of reasons. But I remember being your age
and just being scared shitless
that I was gonna wind up in hell.
Really?
- For what? - [Gina] Oh, God.
For everything. Cheating on my homework,
for giving up sugar for Lent and then eating a whole jar
of gumdrops underneath my grandmother's staircase.
I literally thought I was going to hell
for eating gumdrops.
[chuckles]
And that there would be a big red devil there
with a poker, and he'd poke at me.
And my bed would be made out of coals,
and there'd be nothing but peas to eat,
'cause I hate peas.
[sighs]
I thought I was gonna go to hell.
for... rewinding Titanic
back to the sex scene... three times.
You know, I thought I was gonna go to hell
for looking through my dad's
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
I thought I was going to hell for having cybersex!
[both laugh]
[Gina] Yep.
You know, the truth is, nobody knows what they're doing
any more than the rest of us. We're all just trying
to figure out our shit.
[sighs]
But be careful online, OK?
Don't give your password out to anyone,
not even someone who says they work for AOL.
They don't. They just want to give you the Melissa virus.
[Gina sighs]
Now, I got to get you back to that Jesus camp.
I don't want any nuns showing up at my bar looking for ya.
I know. Come on. I'll give you a lift.
[sighs] Mm.
- Thanks. - No problem, kid.
Hey. Have you thought about where you might go to college?
Um... probably State?
Why don't you check out some schools
on the East and West Coasts?
You might like getting outta this town for a bit.
[Alice] Wait!
Do you know what... tossing someone's salad is?
[laughs]
It's means licking someone's butthole.
[both chuckle]
Good luck out there, kid.
[giggling]
[motorcycle cranks, revs]
♪
Live the Fourth
[indistinct chatting]
Hey, how's it going?
I really miss my cat.
[chuckles]
Um... what's your cat's name?
Kyoto.
Oh, that's pretty. What does it mean?
It's a city is Japan. I love Japan!
I'm going to go with my mom when I turn 18
as a... a graduation present.
Cool. What are you gonna do there?
Try all the weird Japanese candy and eat a ton of sushi.
I've never had sushi.
Oh, my God! It's so good.
We should go to Taki sometime. They have the best sushi.
- Yeah. - In this city, anyway.
[chuckles]
Hey.
So, everyone says that it was Wade
who used Father's computer.
Oh.
Yeah.
Father found his bracelet in his office or something.
Mm.
I'm sorry I thought it was you.
It's OK.
But now that we know he's a perv,
he probably made up that rumor about you guys.
He clearly made it up to hide the fact that he's gay.
What?
Yeah, apparently,
whatever he did on Father's computer was gay.
But... he has a girlfriend.
Yeah. A girlfriend who doesn't even kiss
because she's afraid it'll lead to sex.
The perfect cover-up.
[door opens]
Ew.
We have a mantra here at Kirkos.
Question the First, Weep the Second,
Accept the Third, Live the Fourth.
It refers to the four days of Kirkos.
Now, they're all pretty self-explanatory,
except for that last one: live.
What that means is to take what you have learned
this weekend, what you have discovered about yourself,
and incorporate it into your everyday lives.
To live each day like it is the fourth day of Kirkos.
Now, I'm going to ask that you come up here
and speak about your experiences this weekend
with the whole group. There's no set order.
Just let the Spirit of Christ move you.
I, uh...
I gave in to temptation.
This is not who I am, but I let myself lose control.
This retreat has taught me, though, that,
through the love of my friends, teachers,
and, most importantly, Jesus,
that there is nothing I can't overcome.
[sighs]
Being in high school sucks.
People love to talk, but...
just because you hear something doesn't mean that it's true.
When people spread lies about you, it hurts.
It makes you feel alone...
and empty.
And... sometimes...
you do things that you're not proud of.
But look...
we're all hiding stuff.
All kinds of stuff. What if we just try
to be honest and to treat each other with respect?
That's what Jesus wanted, right?
And then, maybe, we can stop feeling so guilty
about who we are all the time, because the truth is,
we're all just trying to figure out our shit.
[students gasp]
Sorry, um...
♪
[inaudible]
Have you ever had sushi?
Sushi? You mean like raw fish?
[chuckles] No.
Who are you gonna go to church with
when I go to college?
College? That's not for two more years.
A year and a half.
[Dad sighs] I don't know.
Maybe I'll start going to the late service again
so your mom will come.
Besides, State's only 40 minutes away.
Just come home on the weekends.
[car cranks]
♪
Hey.
- Um... - Hey.
You don't have to be scared of me.
I... I'm not scared of you.
It won't happen again.
Friends?
Friends.
Hug?
Side hug.
[chuckles]
[Alice] Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
It has been a week since my last confession.
These are my sins.
Talking back to my parents.
Not doing my chores.
Is that it?
No. It's something that happened on the retreat.
OK.
I watched people having sex.
All right.
[Alice] It was a video.
There was a man and a woman.
And the woman was wearing a hot pink bra.
They were on the hood of a car.
With graffiti on it.
And I did it,
even though I knew it was a sin.
Will God still forgive me?
That's between you and God.
For penance, fifty Hail Marys and fifty Our Fathers.
God, the Father of mercies,
through the death and resurrection of his Son
has reconciled the world to himself
and sent the Holy Spirit among us
for the forgiveness of sins...
"Where to, miss?"
"Stars..."
♪
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