1
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[slow instrumental
music playing]

2
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[puppy whining]

3
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[barking]

4
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[baby cooing]

5
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[barks]

6
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[baby squeals, laughing]

7
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[gasps]

8
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[giggles]

9
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-[puppy whimpering]
-[Jor-El] We must hurry.

10
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The planet won't survive
much longer.

11
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[Lara] Are you sure about this?

12
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[Jor-El] I'm afraid
it's the only way.

13
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[stirring music playing]

14
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[rumbling]

15
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Krypton is about to die.

16
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[whines]

17
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But you, dear son,
will live on.

18
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[whining]

19
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-[baby crying]
-[barking]

20
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[Jor-El] Krypto, no!

21
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[whining]

22
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[barks]

23
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[sniffing]

24
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[barks]

25
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Oh! Krypto!

26
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[laughing]

27
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No.

28
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Our boy will need a friend.

29
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Watch over our son.

30
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[dramatic music playing]

31
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[rumbling]

32
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[Krypto whimpering]

33
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[sentimental music playing]

34
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[crying]

35
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[crying stops]

36
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[baby cooing]

37
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[snoring]

38
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[barks]

39
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-[mischievous music playing]
-[Clark continues snoring]

40
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[whines]

41
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All right, wake up, buddy.
It is walk-o'clock.

42
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[objects clattering]

43
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Maybe I should let him sleep?

44
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Okay, I let him sleep.

45
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-[Krypto yawning]
-[Clark continues snoring]

46
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[Krypto] All right.

47
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[snoring loudly]

48
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-[thumps]
-[muffled snoring]

49
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This is unpleasant
for both of us.

50
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-[barks]
-[Clark] No. No, no. No, no.

51
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[whines]

52
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Hmm.

53
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[Clark mumbling]

54
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Five more...
Five more minutes.

55
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-[thuds]
-[mischievous music stops]

56
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And I'm up.

57
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Okay, Krypto.

58
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-We'll go for a walk.
-[barking]

59
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["you're my best friend"
by Queen playing]

60
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[panting]

61
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[yawning] Whoa!

62
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<i>♪ Ooh you make me live ♪</i>

63
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<i>♪ Whatever this world</i>
<i>can give to me ♪</i>

64
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<i>♪ It's you you're all I see ♪</i>

65
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[barking]

66
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<i>♪ Ooh you make me live ♪</i>

67
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-[siren blaring]
<i>-♪ You're the best friend ♪</i>

68
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<i>♪ That I ever had ♪</i>

69
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-[robbers laughing]
<i>-♪ I've been with you</i>
<i>such a long time ♪</i>

70
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<i>♪ You're my sunshine</i>
<i>and I want you to know ♪</i>

71
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-[both] Huh?
-[groans]

72
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<i>♪ ...I really love you ♪</i>

73
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-[growling]
<i>-♪ Oh you're the best friend ♪</i>

74
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<i>♪ Ooh you make me live ♪</i>

75
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<i>♪ Whenever this world</i>
<i>is cruel to me ♪</i>

76
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<i>♪ I got you</i>
<i>to help me forgive ♪</i>

77
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<i>♪ Ooh you make me live ♪</i>

78
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[all gasp]

79
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[all sigh in relief]

80
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[all gasp]

81
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<i>♪ ...that I ever had ♪</i>

82
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<i>♪ You know</i>
<i>I'll never be lonely ♪</i>

83
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<i>-♪ You're my only one ♪</i>
-[barks]

84
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<i>♪ And I love the things ♪</i>

85
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<i>♪ I really love</i>
<i>the things that you do ♪</i>

86
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[barks, whines]

87
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<i>♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪</i>

88
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[reporter] Mister Mxyzptlk
has finally been defeated.

89
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Turns out, he just needed
to say his name backwards.

90
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From Metropolis,
I'm Lois Lane.

91
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[Superman] Hey, Lois.

92
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I know you like these,

93
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so I got you one
from actual Paris.

94
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-[chuckles]
-[romantic music playing]

95
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I don't know
why I said it like that.

96
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And I got you one of these
from 43rd Street.

97
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Which is, like,
a full three blocks
out of my way.

98
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During rush hour?

99
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Wow, that's like
me flying to Mars.

100
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[Lois] What? You can fly?

101
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I always thought the cape
was just a cute accessory.

102
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Oh! So you think I'm cute.

103
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I said the cape was cute.

104
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[sighs] You think I'm cute.

105
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Are we lickin' faces
right now?

106
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Because if we're lickin' faces,
I gotta get in on...

107
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-[barking]
-[romantic music stops]

108
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Oh, what do I have here?

109
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-[toy squeaking]
-[gasps]

110
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Squeezy Bruce!

111
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-Fetch!
-[barks]

112
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Pup, up and away!

113
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[laughs] Okay, where were we?

114
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[Krypto] Squeezy Bruce
retrieved.

115
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Hey, those guys look fun.

116
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How about you
go play with them?

117
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[amusing music playing]

118
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So I'm eating my own vomit,
and then the...

119
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So, I'm eating my own...

120
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So I'm...

121
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I'm...

122
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I see you've retreated
to your Batcave,

123
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but nobody can hide
from the long snoot
of justice.

124
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Hmm.

125
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And then I says,
"If you don't want me

126
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rubbing my butt
in the carpet,

127
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get hardwood floors."

128
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[crashing]

129
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[Krypto] Squeezy Bruce
has been retrieved.

130
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Wait, do you know who this is?

131
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It's Krypto the Superdog.

132
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Okay. [chuckles]
You can have my pawtograph.

133
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[mud squelches]

134
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Listen, I'm afraid
I gotta keep it to just one,

135
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or I'll be signing all day.

136
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Now, if you'll excuse me,

137
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I gotta get this
back to my boy.

138
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-[Foofy] He doesn't want it.
-[Krypto] I'm sorry, what?

139
00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,417
Mr. Outside-Underpants.

140
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He doesn't want the toy.

141
00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,353
He's trying to get rid of ya.

142
00:08:06,387 --> 00:08:08,489
What? That's ridiculous.

143
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Superman and I
are inseparable.

144
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I'm his ride or die.

145
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Oh, yeah?

146
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Where you, uh,
sleeping these days?

147
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I sleep in bed with Supes.

148
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Except when Lois stays over,
then I have to move to my

149
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extra special spot
on the floor.

150
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[amusing music stops]

151
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Brutal.

152
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Same thing happened to me.

153
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Nancy got a fiancee
and it was all over.

154
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That's French
for "Bye-bye, dog."

155
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Yeah, well,
you don't get Supes
like I get Supes.

156
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I mean, sure, the guy dates,

157
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but he will never love anyone
except for... [gasps]

158
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[in slow motion] I love you.

159
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[ominous music playing]

160
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[breathing heavily]

161
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[whimpering]

162
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,516
[ominous music fades]

163
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,886
Um, are you okay?

164
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,989
Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine.

165
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:19,093
I am fine. I'm totally...

166
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,495
Fine?

167
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,130
All right, good talk.
Pound it out.

168
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,365
[screams]

169
00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:35,275
This might sound crazy,
but now that we're together,

170
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I think Krypto feels left out?

171
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,947
[Krypto whines]

172
00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:45,919
Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of,
his only friend.

173
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That's sweet.

174
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But maybe he'd be happier
if he had a new friend, too.

175
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,163
[upbeat music playing]

176
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,101
Good morning, friends.

177
00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:02,903
[panting]

178
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,406
So it begins.

179
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:08,075
Like clockwork, Carl will try
to flirt with Patty.

180
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,710
Ooh! Is that new perfume?

181
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:10,978
It's cat pee.

182
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,546
And have zero game.

183
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,082
Giving this handsome canine
just enough time to--

184
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,383
What you doin', Ace?

185
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:17,951
I'm bustin' loose, PB.

186
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,520
Sick of this
whole cage situation.

187
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,988
Oh, my goddess.

188
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,156
This is just
like when Wonder Woman

189
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,490
used her
Bracelets of Submission

190
00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:25,659
to escape Doctor Poison's
secret hideout.

191
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,294
[grunting] Like... this!

192
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,697
Okay. Not exactly like this.

193
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,233
What if the rescue lady
catches you?

194
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,135
And locks you in the back room?

195
00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:37,671
Where they only listen
to smooth jazz.

196
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:41,575
Relax, Chip.
I got my girl, Merton,
running lookout.

197
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,478
These peepers
don't miss a thing.

198
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,414
If the rescue lady's coming,
you'll know it.

199
00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:51,752
Perfect. Because I almost
got myself out of the...

200
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,253
[Patty] Nope.

201
00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:55,556
[Merton] I think
the rescue lady's coming!

202
00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,024
Thanks, Merton.

203
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,159
That's a...
that's a good catch.

204
00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:00,327
I'm rooting for you, Ace.

205
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,162
But don't you
wanna get adopted

206
00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,630
and feel the warm embrace

207
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,999
of a middle-aged person
who lives alone?

208
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,202
Yeah. Who will be
your new best friend.

209
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,571
You're my best friends,
dummies.

210
00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,474
And you're all coming
with me to the farm.

211
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,410
[gasps] I love when he talks
about the farm!

212
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,378
-The farm upstate.
-[uplifting music playing]

213
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:21,515
An untamed paradise
where animals run free

214
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,684
and they love and protect
one another.

215
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,086
And the lettuce grows on trees.

216
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,554
[Merton gasps]

217
00:11:27,588 --> 00:11:29,690
No shelter lady
watching our every move. Nope.

218
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:33,093
It's a 100% animal farm.

219
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,695
That doesn't sound
ominous at all.

220
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,263
It's perfect.

221
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,698
And when I get us
all outta here,

222
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,466
well, that's where
we're gonna go.

223
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,635
-[animal] The dog is right.
-[uplifting music fades]

224
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,104
He should seek his freedom.

225
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,706
You see that? Lulu gets it.

226
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,407
And he must destroy

227
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:50,377
-all who stand in his way!
-[sinister music playing]

228
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,746
Wow. Well,
that just took a turn.

229
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:55,516
You may kid yourself
with your silly farm,

230
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:59,319
but I have the device!

231
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:02,456
For, one day soon,
when the stars align,

232
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,626
the device will bring me
ultimate power

233
00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:06,760
and I will be more than free!

234
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,196
[all] "Will be more than free!"

235
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,664
-Exactly.
-[sinister music stops]

236
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,533
Lulu, whatever they tested
on you in that lab,

237
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,568
left you a few
guineas short of a pig.

238
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,571
That device
is just a pile of garbage.

239
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,339
You fear my brilliance.
[scoffs]

240
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:20,541
Recede into shadows.

241
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,708
Recede into shadows.

242
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,110
Maintain eye contact.

243
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,479
Recede into shadows.

244
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,680
[Clark] All right, boy,

245
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,649
I'll be right back
with a surprise.

246
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,450
And I will remain here,

247
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,220
posing under
my secret identity.

248
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,222
[whimsical music playing]

249
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,824
Bark Kent.

250
00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:40,460
So, what is new with you,
fellow normal dog?

251
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,599
Uh, I bit the FedEx guy
the other day.

252
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,167
Ah, fine job.

253
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,402
Who was he working for?

254
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,337
General Zod?
The Legion of Doom?

255
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,573
FedEx.

256
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,342
Of course!
The federation of exes.

257
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,177
Not to be trusted.

258
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,579
[bird cawing]

259
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:04,151
[scatting nervously]

260
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,354
What is taking
my owner so long?

261
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,190
So, Mr. Kent, you're looking
for another pet, huh?

262
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,292
Well, my dog's the best.
[chuckles]

263
00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:14,862
But I've got this girlfriend.
[chuckles]

264
00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:17,531
And I'm gonna ask her
to marry me tonight.

265
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,333
-Aw!
-[gags]

266
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,168
-Congratulations.
-Thanks!

267
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,737
But he doesn't know that yet,

268
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,740
and I just think maybe
he needs a friend of his own.

269
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,176
Well, then I think Ace here
would be the perfect...

270
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,444
[gasps]

271
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,645
How do you feel
about guinea pigs?

272
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,347
[adventurous music playing]

273
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,882
I'll come back for
all of you guys after closing.

274
00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:36,216
Stay strong.

275
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,218
[grunting]

276
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,286
There we go.

277
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,261
-[screeching]
-[metallic clang]

278
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,765
[Ace groans]

279
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,800
Oh, man, that hurt.

280
00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:56,370
Yes. And that hurt me as well.

281
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,338
Due to the fact
that I feel pain

282
00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,474
as any ordinary canine would.

283
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,578
[amusing music playing]

284
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,180
Uh-huh. Anyway,
I'm kind of in the middle
of a prison break,

285
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,348
so could you please...?

286
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:09,416
Prison break?

287
00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:13,487
Stop right there and cease
your unlawful activities,

288
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,822
dog I've never met.

289
00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:16,590
The heck are you
talking about, man?

290
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,859
You the same dog

291
00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:19,326
that was literally
just behind me.

292
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,295
Impossible.
That dog wore glasses.

293
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,498
Now surrender,
I don't want to hurt you.

294
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,266
Oh, okay,
so you wanna take it there.

295
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,701
You wanna throw paws,
then fine.

296
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,536
But I should warn you,
I'm one-eighth Boxer.

297
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,604
[amusing music stops]

298
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,372
And seven-eighths Chihuahua.

299
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:33,707
Chihuahuas are vicious.

300
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,375
Take that.
Take a little bit of this.

301
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:37,244
[grunts] Tap out,
and I'll let you out.

302
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,245
-[yawns, smacks lips]
-Here come the thunder!

303
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,947
You're gonna get it! Ahhh!

304
00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:43,316
Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch.
Yeah, I gotta take a knee.

305
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,551
Oh, if I didn't
get this stitch,

306
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,420
I had you where I wanted you.

307
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,755
[gasping] Banana! Get me...
Get me a banana! Hurry up!

308
00:14:48,789 --> 00:14:50,892
[grunts]

309
00:14:50,925 --> 00:14:52,392
That's cold, man.

310
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:55,662
Aw! Aren't you
a little ray of sunshine?

311
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,666
-[dog barking]
-What?

312
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,339
Oh, Krypto.

313
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,709
Oh, you think you're so great,
don't you, Superdog?

314
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,343
You think your dookie
don't stink.

315
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,879
My dookie doesn't stink.

316
00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:13,948
Wait, wait, time out.
Are you serious, right now?

317
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,483
Yep, it actually
smells like sandalwood.

318
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,652
It's borderline aromatherapy,
if I'm being honest.

319
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,021
[grunts, laughs]

320
00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:22,023
Whoa! Whoa!

321
00:15:22,056 --> 00:15:23,490
You ain't normal, man.

322
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,425
Yeah, well,
at least I have an owner.

323
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:28,361
[scoffs] You can't own me.
I'm a wild animal.

324
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,597
Exactly. So, let's get you
back in the cage.

325
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,532
Supes is probably missing me.

326
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:33,767
Missing? [laughs]

327
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,602
The dude tied you up
to the stop sign

328
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,805
and went into that shelter
to buy you a new friend

329
00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:39,506
so that you'd give him
some space.

330
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,475
-[Carl] Gotcha.
-[Ace groans]

331
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,044
Superman would never do that.

332
00:15:43,077 --> 00:15:45,512
Well, it's literally
happening right now. [grunts]

333
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,281
I'm just glad
that that new friend ain't me.

334
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,649
Easy, Carl.

335
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,018
Stop acting like
you don't know me. [grunts]

336
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,056
-[Carl grunts]
-Nice try, Houdini.

337
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:57,058
[smooth jazz music
playing on speaker]

338
00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:59,659
Well, you did say
you'd come back for us.

339
00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:02,063
[sighs]

340
00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:03,296
[bell tinkling]

341
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,732
Ooh, adoption time.

342
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:07,935
One of us is gonna get someone
to snuggle with.

343
00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:09,736
Yeah, don't get your hopes up.

344
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:10,670
They always pick the...

345
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:11,973
[meows]

346
00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:13,273
Here you go, baby.

347
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:15,375
Wow! First day.

348
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,612
Being a rescue animal
is easy and fun!

349
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,713
[sighs wearily]

350
00:16:21,082 --> 00:16:22,649
[melancholic music playing]

351
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,386
Hey. You'll get 'em next time.

352
00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:29,422
Yeah. Next time.

353
00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,563
I can't believe
that shelter punk

354
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,731
said I wasn't normal.

355
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,733
I'm a totally normal dog.

356
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,735
[toilet flushes]

357
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,704
[chuckles] And no way
Superman was in there

358
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,606
looking for a friend for me.

359
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,375
<i>♪ I don't need a friend ♪</i>

360
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,944
<i>♪ Supes is my friend ♪</i>

361
00:16:49,977 --> 00:16:52,880
<i>♪ My only friend</i>
<i>is Superman ♪</i>

362
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,716
[Superman] Hmm.

363
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:03,723
[crashing]

364
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:04,992
-What's that?
-[barking]

365
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:06,560
[dramatic music playing]

366
00:17:13,935 --> 00:17:15,837
Someone is dragging
a meteor toward the city?

367
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,337
[barking]

368
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,776
-Luthor.
-[growls]

369
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,550
[Lex] Hello, gorgeous.

370
00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:35,722
Oh, how I have longed for you
to enter my solar system.

371
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,091
It's a rock.

372
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:40,694
That rock, Mercy,
is 100% orange kryptonite.

373
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,030
Cool.
Another kryptonite scheme.

374
00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:44,631
No, this is different!

375
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,034
Green kryptonite
takes away Superman's powers,

376
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,602
but orange kryptonite

377
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,071
-Will give me superpowers.
-[device beeping]

378
00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:52,439
You know, like,
uh, invisibility

379
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,574
or, uh, laser-eyes,

380
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:57,744
or throwing playing cards
really hard.

381
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,081
I'm finally gonna be stronger
than that stupid--

382
00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:02,449
You're not talking about me,
are you?

383
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,851
[barking]

384
00:18:03,885 --> 00:18:05,785
Yeah, I think he was talking
about me, too.

385
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:06,854
That's awkward.

386
00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:08,155
[Lex] Superman.

387
00:18:08,189 --> 00:18:10,657
I'd expected you
and that mutt of yours

388
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,193
-much sooner.
-[growling]

389
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:14,661
I'm gonna need you to
let go of that meteor, Lex.

390
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,762
Gladly.

391
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,764
[tense music playing]

392
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,768
-[baby laughing]
-[both gasp]

393
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:22,769
[people screaming]

394
00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:25,172
Krypto, fetch!

395
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:26,439
[barking]

396
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,842
[dramatic music playing]

397
00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:31,544
[car horn honking]

398
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,947
[gasping]

399
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:35,950
[yelps]

400
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:37,051
-[people gasping]
-[gasps]

401
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:40,587
[man] That dog's a hero!

402
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,822
Krypto!

403
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,523
Good dog.

404
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,193
Let's put this thing back
in space where it belongs.

405
00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:48,029
Ma'am. Baby.

406
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:49,964
[gasps]

407
00:18:49,997 --> 00:18:51,032
[baby grunts]

408
00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:52,133
[crying]

409
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,701
[dramatic music swells]

410
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,104
[Superman grunts]

411
00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,572
[laughing] Let's see
if you can catch it now.

412
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,811
[man 1 gasps]

413
00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:04,812
[man 2] Ah!

414
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:06,113
[heroic music playing]

415
00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:10,851
[Superman] You forgot
one thing, Lex.

416
00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:13,520
Unlike you, I have friends.

417
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,956
-[upbeat music playing]
-Thanks for building

418
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:17,624
your stupid evil headquarters
on the river.

419
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,726
Very convenient
for the water guy.

420
00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,595
I'm Aquaman!

421
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,932
Oh, great. These jabronies.

422
00:19:24,966 --> 00:19:27,201
Uh, did somebody
call tech support?

423
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,769
Have you tried turning it
off and on again?

424
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,110
Thanks, buddy.

425
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:38,678
Buddy? No, these people
are work friends at best.

426
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,116
Please fasten
your safety belts.

427
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:43,683
They are invisible.

428
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,520
Yeah, none of this stuff
is invisible.

429
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,956
It's really more transparent.

430
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:55,162
Hmm?

431
00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,730
I like your laser thing.

432
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,199
But it looks better in green.

433
00:19:58,232 --> 00:19:59,799
[Mercy grunts]

434
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,869
Yeah.

435
00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,671
[automated voice]
<i>LexCorp power suit engaged.</i>

436
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,673
<i>Seat warmer activated.</i>

437
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,843
Best billion I ever spent.

438
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,944
-[button beeps]
-[hatch opens]

439
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,055
All I need is one little piece.

440
00:20:22,023 --> 00:20:22,990
[grunts]

441
00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:30,097
Aw, bless your little heart.

442
00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:31,564
Did you think you
were gonna get to it first?

443
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,239
[crowd gasping]

444
00:20:38,272 --> 00:20:39,306
[Krypto] Thank you.

445
00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:44,945
[laughs]

446
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,020
[grunts]

447
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,790
[laughing maliciously]

448
00:20:56,824 --> 00:21:00,227
I am what I was always
meant to become.

449
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:01,728
-[upbeat music fades]
-[grunts]

450
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,963
[groans]

451
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:06,333
Huh? What is this?

452
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:09,070
But I'm supposed
to have superpowers!

453
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,971
[man clears throat]

454
00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:12,672
-They're overrated.
-[grunts]

455
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,177
-[upbeat music resumes]
-[groans]

456
00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:19,880
-[barks]
-[upbeat music fades]

457
00:21:19,914 --> 00:21:20,981
Good boy, Krypto.

458
00:21:21,015 --> 00:21:22,383
[barking]

459
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,851
[Superman] Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?

460
00:21:23,884 --> 00:21:26,120
Are you my super doggo?
Are you?

461
00:21:26,153 --> 00:21:28,355
Oh! In the tongue. [laughs]

462
00:21:28,389 --> 00:21:30,391
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?

463
00:21:30,424 --> 00:21:32,359
I miss my parents.

464
00:21:32,393 --> 00:21:34,594
[Superman] Who threw that
kryptonite back into space?

465
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,675
[suspenseful music playing]

466
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,153
Hello, gorgeous.

467
00:21:59,186 --> 00:22:02,789
Oh, how I've longed for you
to enter my solar system.

468
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,896
[groaning]

469
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,707
[continues groaning]

470
00:22:21,942 --> 00:22:24,211
You win this round, lettuce.

471
00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:25,712
[kryptonite pulsing]

472
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,119
Guys, what's going on?

473
00:22:32,987 --> 00:22:35,122
Nothing, PB.

474
00:22:35,156 --> 00:22:36,756
Just the plan
that you all called crazy

475
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,259
turns out to be crazy good.

476
00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:39,894
[evil chuckle]

477
00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:41,862
You see,
when I was back in the lab,

478
00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:43,796
there was this human.

479
00:22:43,831 --> 00:22:47,800
<i>He was evil, sadistic, hot.</i>
[chuckles]

480
00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:50,204
<i>And together</i>
<i>we were two scientists</i>

481
00:22:50,237 --> 00:22:51,972
<i>searching for ultimate power.</i>

482
00:22:52,006 --> 00:22:54,341
<i>Of course, there were missteps</i>
<i>along the way.</i>

483
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:57,178
<i>The red kryptonite</i>
<i>made my hair fall out.</i>

484
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,246
<i>Luckily, I had the bone</i>
<i>structure to pull it off.</i>

485
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,049
<i>Purple gave me</i>
<i>uncomfortably vivid dreams.</i>

486
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,319
<i>But the orange...</i>

487
00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:07,888
<i>we knew the orange</i>
<i>would be different.</i>

488
00:23:07,922 --> 00:23:09,756
<i>And we had a plan.</i>

489
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,959
<i>Until Krypto the Superdog</i>
<i>had to come and ruin it.</i>

490
00:23:11,992 --> 00:23:14,028
[alarm blaring]

491
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,163
<i>Stupid name.</i>
<i>Named after his planet.</i>
<i>Oh, real creative.</i>

492
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:20,201
[guinea pig 1] Thanks, Krypto!

493
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:21,435
[guinea pig 2]
I'm coming home, son!

494
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,770
Huh? What the heck
are you doing?

495
00:23:23,804 --> 00:23:26,273
I'm freeing you
from this horrible
animal testing lab.

496
00:23:26,307 --> 00:23:29,009
-[explosion]
-No! This is my home!

497
00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:31,045
And now this is your new home.

498
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,813
-You're welcome.
-What are you talking about?

499
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:35,115
-[grunts, groans]
-Oh, you're the sweetest!

500
00:23:35,149 --> 00:23:36,317
Unhand me, wench!

501
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:37,851
[ominous music playing]

502
00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:44,158
<i>So I bided my time</i>
<i>in this disturbing hovel,</i>

503
00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:47,928
<i>preparing.</i>

504
00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:51,532
<i>Because I'd figured</i>
<i>out something</i>
<i>that even Lex couldn't.</i>

505
00:23:51,565 --> 00:23:54,335
<i>Orange kryptonite</i>
<i>doesn't work on people.</i>

506
00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:58,205
It only works on pets.

507
00:23:58,239 --> 00:23:59,974
[ominous music swells]

508
00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,278
[ominous music resumes]

509
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:12,186
Uh, Lulu, are you okay?

510
00:24:12,219 --> 00:24:14,922
Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.

511
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:18,259
I am what I was always
meant to become.

512
00:24:25,332 --> 00:24:28,202
Lulu, hey. What?
Take us with you, okay?

513
00:24:28,235 --> 00:24:30,037
Us shelter animals, you know,

514
00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:32,906
we... we gotta
stick together, right?
Solidarity.

515
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:34,875
Oh, Ace, I'm sorry.

516
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,278
I don't really have time
in my life right now

517
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,146
to take care of a pet!

518
00:24:39,179 --> 00:24:41,348
[sinister music playing]

519
00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:48,555
Lulu, wait!

520
00:24:48,589 --> 00:24:50,090
Do not leave us here!

521
00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:52,459
Don't worry,
I'm sure someone wonderful

522
00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:55,162
will adopt you any day.

523
00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,897
[animal] What about me?

524
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,232
Oh, Whiskers.

525
00:24:58,265 --> 00:24:59,500
Of course. I'm not a monster.

526
00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,001
-[laughs]
-[meowing]

527
00:25:02,536 --> 00:25:04,438
Miss you. Love you. Have fun.

528
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:08,976
[screams]

529
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:11,378
Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out.

530
00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:14,315
-[grunts]
-[grunts] I smell bacon!

531
00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:16,116
Why is my mouth watering?

532
00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:18,152
There's so much
to unpack here. [screams]

533
00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:21,221
[gasps] Guys, I'm small!

534
00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:24,058
What just happened?

535
00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:27,027
No, seriously,
what just happened?
I can't see [bleep].

536
00:25:27,061 --> 00:25:29,530
The orange kryptonite
gave me powers, too. [gasps]

537
00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:32,166
This is my origin story.

538
00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,335
And my uncle
didn't even have to die.

539
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:36,103
Uh, yeah, that's great.

540
00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:39,506
But it ain't lookin' too good
for your old pal Ace.

541
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,209
[gasps] Right. Wonder Pig,
still working on the name,

542
00:25:42,242 --> 00:25:43,510
is on it. [grunts]

543
00:25:45,079 --> 00:25:46,347
[groaning]

544
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:47,581
-[cracking]
-uh-oh.

545
00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:53,120
-[screams] Ace, no!
-[Chip] Ace!

546
00:25:56,523 --> 00:25:58,359
[dramatic music playing]

547
00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:02,930
[both gasp]

548
00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:05,099
I should be a lot more dead
right now, right?

549
00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:06,533
[PB] Oh, my gosh.

550
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,602
The orange kryptonite
gave you powers, too!

551
00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,270
You're super strong!

552
00:26:10,304 --> 00:26:13,674
And your tail
is now made of fire.

553
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,542
I'm sorry. My what is who?

554
00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,911
[screams]

555
00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:19,446
-My tail! Ah, let go of my...
-[floor squeaking]

556
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,115
Oh, my tail... My tail on fire!

557
00:26:21,148 --> 00:26:22,249
I got my tail on fire!

558
00:26:22,282 --> 00:26:24,051
Ace, it's fine. See?

559
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:26,587
Huh?

560
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,288
You're invulnerable.

561
00:26:28,322 --> 00:26:30,190
And I can shrink myself down
to the size of an...

562
00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:31,925
[screams, grunts]

563
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,260
[jazz music playing on radio]

564
00:26:34,161 --> 00:26:35,662
Ah! [chuckles sheepishly]

565
00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:38,065
Still working out the kinks.
I didn't see anything.

566
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,668
You go get Chip, I'll get Mert.

567
00:26:41,702 --> 00:26:43,036
[dramatic music playing]

568
00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:45,072
[Merton grunts]

569
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:50,077
[dinging]

570
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,578
[screeches]

571
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,647
In your face, lettuce.

572
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,484
-[cracking]
-[gasping]

573
00:26:58,652 --> 00:27:00,454
[sighs in exasperation]

574
00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:02,256
[smooth jazz music
playing on radio]

575
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:03,524
[PB grunts]

576
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,994
Oh, great.

577
00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:09,363
I'm the only one
who didn't get any super...

578
00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:11,565
[screaming]

579
00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:18,439
[chuckles nervously]

580
00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:20,307
[radio presenter]
<i>Metropolis 97.2...</i>

581
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,476
-[gasps]
<i>-...smooth jazz.</i>

582
00:27:24,445 --> 00:27:26,547
-Come on, let's get outta here.
-Right.

583
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,415
[crashing]

584
00:27:28,449 --> 00:27:29,983
Update.

585
00:27:30,017 --> 00:27:32,619
I'm fast now, but I still
can't see [bleep].

586
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:38,392
-[crashing]
-[car alarm blaring]

587
00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,527
-[Merton] Uh-uh. Here we go.
-[cat yowls]

588
00:27:40,561 --> 00:27:42,329
[upbeat music
playing on speakers]

589
00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,431
-[microwave beeps, whirrs]
-[popcorn popping]

590
00:27:44,465 --> 00:27:48,068
All right.
Thursday night TV night.

591
00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:51,605
Time for my favorite show
with my bro in Metropo. Huh?

592
00:27:51,638 --> 00:27:53,507
♪ <i>I am Superman ♪</i>

593
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:55,642
♪ <i>And I can do any... ♪</i>

594
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,244
Huh? What the...?

595
00:27:57,277 --> 00:28:00,214
Let me just iron that out.

596
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:03,484
They should call me
Iron Man. [laughs] No.

597
00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:05,185
Well, look at you, all spiffy.

598
00:28:05,219 --> 00:28:07,087
Pretty dressed up
for the <i>British Bake Off.</i>

599
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,589
But you know what?
It makes sense.

600
00:28:08,622 --> 00:28:10,290
-This is the season finale.
-[intercom ringing]

601
00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:14,461
[gasps] You have a date?

602
00:28:14,495 --> 00:28:15,729
[sniffs]

603
00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:18,098
On <i>Bake Off</i> night?

604
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:20,167
-[door buzzing]
-[mischievous music playing]

605
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,270
Aw! Hey there, little fella.

606
00:28:23,303 --> 00:28:24,338
-[gasps]
-[growls]

607
00:28:26,306 --> 00:28:27,708
[seagull squawking]

608
00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:30,677
[Lois screaming]

609
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,815
-[mischievous music playing]
-Nah.

610
00:28:33,848 --> 00:28:35,649
[intercom ringing]

611
00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:37,251
Hey, Lois. Oh!

612
00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:43,156
Oh. Listen, buddy, I...

613
00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:46,059
It is pie week.

614
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:48,095
Your choice. Her or me.

615
00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:50,764
-[growls]
-What's gotten into you?

616
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,266
Bad dog.

617
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:55,235
What did you just call me?

618
00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:57,638
That is way out of line, fella.
I mean, if you want--

619
00:28:57,671 --> 00:28:59,139
We'll talk about this
when I get home.

620
00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:00,641
[barks]

621
00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:02,276
-[whimpering]
-[melancholic music playing]

622
00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:06,046
-[door opens]
-I've missed you so much!

623
00:29:07,548 --> 00:29:10,150
You left Squeezy Bruce
in the hallway again.

624
00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,553
-[toy squeaking]
-Fine.

625
00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:15,322
I'll watch
the crusts crisp alone.

626
00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:17,558
Bad owner!

627
00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:22,830
[Paul Hollywood] <i>It's quite wet</i>
<i>right underneath as well.</i>

628
00:29:22,864 --> 00:29:24,431
<i>Slightly soggy bottom there.</i>

629
00:29:24,464 --> 00:29:26,099
["bad blood" song playing
over headphones]

630
00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:26,633
<i>♪ 'Cause baby</i>
<i>now we got bad blood ♪</i>

631
00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:28,402
[snarling]

632
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,837
<i>♪ You know it used to be</i>
<i>mad love ♪</i>

633
00:29:30,537 --> 00:29:31,638
[sighs]

634
00:29:33,808 --> 00:29:35,342
-Huh?
-[ominous music playing]

635
00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,813
Kal-El, son of Jor-El,
I am Lulu,

636
00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,681
daughter of Cinnamon,

637
00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:43,350
and you will kneel before me.

638
00:29:43,383 --> 00:29:45,118
[Lulu squeaking]

639
00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:50,457
[Clark] Wait a minute.

640
00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:52,225
Aren't you the hamster
from the shelter?

641
00:29:52,259 --> 00:29:55,629
I am a guinea pig,
and I said kneel!

642
00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:57,798
[Clark groaning]

643
00:29:58,732 --> 00:30:00,567
[grunts]

644
00:30:00,601 --> 00:30:04,237
Well, lookie-lookie what I got
from the old lab.

645
00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:06,139
[weakly] Help, Krypto...

646
00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:08,308
-♪ <i>We got problems♪</i>
-♪ <i>We got problems♪</i>

647
00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:10,243
<i>♪ And I don't think</i>
<i>we can solve... ♪</i>

648
00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:13,313
-♪ <i>Think we can solve them ♪</i>
-[sobbing]

649
00:30:13,347 --> 00:30:14,849
-[groaning]
-[Lulu chuckles]

650
00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:16,884
You really should have made it
harder to find you.

651
00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:19,152
Those glasses
aren't fooling anyone.

652
00:30:19,186 --> 00:30:20,621
Moustache maybe,
but not glasses.

653
00:30:20,654 --> 00:30:21,688
Whoa!

654
00:30:24,424 --> 00:30:26,526
Why does this always happen
on date night?

655
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,863
[hotline operator]
<i>You've reached the</i>
<i>Justice League emergency line.</i>

656
00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:30,564
<i>For Earth-One, press one.</i>

657
00:30:30,597 --> 00:30:31,899
<i>For Earth-Two, press two.</i>

658
00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:33,333
-[sighs]
<i>-For Earth-Three...</i>

659
00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:35,435
Oh, man,
that looked like it hurt.

660
00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:36,737
I hope it did.

661
00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:38,338
-[Lulu laughing]
-[groans, grunts]

662
00:30:39,941 --> 00:30:41,141
[dramatic music playing]

663
00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:45,847
[groans]

664
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,648
Wow, look at you still trying.

665
00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:49,349
-[Superman grunts]
-Plucky.

666
00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:52,185
Fine, then.
Mama likes a good fight.

667
00:30:52,219 --> 00:30:53,553
[grunts]

668
00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:58,392
[groans]

669
00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:03,563
[Val Stones on TV]
<i>You always bake for a reason.</i>

670
00:31:03,597 --> 00:31:05,432
<i>So, you make it</i>
<i>the best you can.</i>

671
00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:06,834
<i>And you make it with love.</i>

672
00:31:07,668 --> 00:31:09,569
[metal creaking]

673
00:31:11,638 --> 00:31:12,907
[grunts]

674
00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,809
[Lulu grunts, groans]

675
00:31:17,778 --> 00:31:18,980
[Lulu laughs]

676
00:31:19,013 --> 00:31:20,747
[straining]

677
00:31:20,781 --> 00:31:22,215
[metal creaking]

678
00:31:22,249 --> 00:31:23,483
[gasps, grunts]

679
00:31:25,853 --> 00:31:26,888
[grunts]

680
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:30,925
[squeaks]

681
00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,659
Surrender.
I don't wanna hurt you.

682
00:31:32,693 --> 00:31:33,727
No, no, no. [choking]

683
00:31:34,829 --> 00:31:36,363
-[Lulu stabs]
-[gasps]

684
00:31:37,431 --> 00:31:38,900
A little advice.

685
00:31:38,933 --> 00:31:41,268
Never test a guinea pig. Okay?

686
00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:42,235
[yelps]

687
00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:46,640
[car alarms blaring]

688
00:31:50,945 --> 00:31:53,413
I can't believe
he really left with her.

689
00:31:53,447 --> 00:31:55,282
They're probably out there
playing fetch together

690
00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:56,483
-as I speak.
-[toy squeaks]

691
00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:58,886
Ooh, he left me cheese!

692
00:32:00,654 --> 00:32:02,689
Ah, I can't stay mad
at the guy.

693
00:32:02,723 --> 00:32:04,257
[chuckles, burps]

694
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,793
[Superman] <i>Help.</i>

695
00:32:08,662 --> 00:32:09,931
-[static]
<i>-Help.</i>

696
00:32:09,964 --> 00:32:11,698
[gasps] Superman?

697
00:32:17,038 --> 00:32:18,705
[gasps, growls]

698
00:32:18,739 --> 00:32:20,440
[barking]

699
00:32:22,576 --> 00:32:25,579
Pup, up, and away!

700
00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,447
[screaming]

701
00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:29,851
[grunts]

702
00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:31,886
[whimpering]

703
00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,760
What have you done to him?

704
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,929
[groaning]

705
00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:44,431
I see someone
found his medicine.

706
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:46,633
A tiny shard
of green kryptonite

707
00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:49,971
cleverly concealed
in a hunk of Jarlsberg.

708
00:32:50,004 --> 00:32:53,007
[groaning] They always put it
in the cheese.

709
00:32:54,008 --> 00:32:56,343
[sinister music playing]

710
00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:58,913
You took me away from Lex,

711
00:32:58,946 --> 00:33:01,916
so now I'm taking
Superman away from you.

712
00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:04,317
[groaning]

713
00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:05,585
Oh, uh, don't worry,

714
00:33:05,619 --> 00:33:07,587
this is only step one
of my evil plan.

715
00:33:07,621 --> 00:33:08,789
There's more.

716
00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:09,824
No.

717
00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:15,362
Must protect Super... [grunts]

718
00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:17,664
[garbage clattering]

719
00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:28,910
[siren blaring]

720
00:33:29,977 --> 00:33:31,813
[groaning]

721
00:33:33,147 --> 00:33:34,548
Superman!

722
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:35,615
-I have to find...
-[bones cracking]

723
00:33:35,649 --> 00:33:37,084
[groaning]

724
00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:39,619
[sighs softly]

725
00:33:43,024 --> 00:33:45,392
-[collar chiming]
-Huh?

726
00:33:47,494 --> 00:33:48,528
[Krypto gasps]

727
00:33:48,562 --> 00:33:49,729
Father.

728
00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:53,134
<i>Yes, it is I, Dog-El.</i>

729
00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:54,869
<i>When you were just a puppy,</i>

730
00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:58,371
<i>I recorded all my knowledge</i>
<i>in your collar.</i>

731
00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:00,875
I know. You've always
helped me in the past,

732
00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,509
and I could
really use you now.

733
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:05,745
<i>Yes, it is I, Dog-El.</i>

734
00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:07,815
We really need
a skip-intro button.

735
00:34:07,849 --> 00:34:11,886
<i>Talk to me, my son.</i>
<i>What seems to be the problem?</i>

736
00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:14,421
Superman.
He's been captured.

737
00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:16,991
[Dog-El] <i>Hmm.</i>

738
00:34:17,024 --> 00:34:20,828
<i>I'm sorry.</i>
<i>I know how close you are.</i>

739
00:34:20,862 --> 00:34:23,831
Yeah, I mean, we were.

740
00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:26,666
<i>Well, you just can't sit there</i>
<i>feeling sad.</i>

741
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,702
<i>You have to go rescue him.</i>

742
00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:29,971
You're right.

743
00:34:30,004 --> 00:34:31,873
I'll save Superman,
and when I do,

744
00:34:31,906 --> 00:34:34,674
he'll realize that
I'm the only friend
he ever needs.

745
00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:36,911
<i>Uh... That's not</i>
<i>exactly what I--</i>

746
00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,678
But how am I
supposed to be a hero

747
00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:40,547
when I don't have my powers?

748
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:43,717
<i>It's not superpowers</i>
<i>that make you a hero, Krypto.</i>

749
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,485
<i>That's not your problem.</i>

750
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,154
Then what is it?

751
00:34:47,188 --> 00:34:49,190
<i>Your problem is you.</i>
<i>You...</i> [echoes]

752
00:34:49,223 --> 00:34:51,859
Me? What do you mean, me?
Father?

753
00:34:54,728 --> 00:34:56,163
-[dramatic music playing]
-[electricity crackling]

754
00:34:57,098 --> 00:34:58,199
A-ha!

755
00:34:58,232 --> 00:35:00,667
That must be the vile rodent.

756
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:01,903
Don't worry, Superman,

757
00:35:01,936 --> 00:35:03,703
I won't rest
until I rescue you.

758
00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:07,507
[yawns]

759
00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,476
This is very restful.

760
00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:10,710
-Yes.
-[crackling]

761
00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:14,614
[screams]

762
00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,484
[chuckles sheepishly] Whoops.

763
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:19,186
[Ace] We're gonna
have to work on that.

764
00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:22,489
I never knew the stars
could be this beautiful,

765
00:35:22,522 --> 00:35:23,991
and there's so many of them.

766
00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:26,027
Look, there's one.
Oh, there's another one.

767
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,794
[chuckles]
Look, there's one, too.

768
00:35:27,828 --> 00:35:31,698
Eh! These stars are crap.
Wait till we get to the farm.

769
00:35:31,731 --> 00:35:35,602
Yeah. [sighs] Everything's
better at the farm.

770
00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:37,704
Oh! Oh, yeah.

771
00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:39,240
Um, yeah, about...
about the farm.

772
00:35:39,273 --> 00:35:40,707
See, understand this.

773
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:42,709
There's always
a literal interpretation

774
00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:44,011
and then... and then a more...

775
00:35:44,045 --> 00:35:46,613
[Krypto panting] Where is she?
Where...?

776
00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:48,950
Where...? [breathes deeply]

777
00:35:48,983 --> 00:35:51,052
Okay. Where... Where is she?

778
00:35:51,085 --> 00:35:53,054
[panting]

779
00:35:53,087 --> 00:35:55,522
-[panting] Okay. Where is she?
-[dramatic music swells]

780
00:35:55,555 --> 00:35:56,857
-[all gasp]
-[Chip] Ugh.

781
00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:58,692
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

782
00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:02,229
I've, uh, I've never
really run before. [panting]

783
00:36:02,263 --> 00:36:04,932
[weakly] I... I usually
"Pup, up, and away."

784
00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:07,600
Are you okay?

785
00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:09,170
[in normal voice]
I'm fine, I'm fine.

786
00:36:09,203 --> 00:36:12,106
I was just, uh,
hit by a car a little.

787
00:36:12,139 --> 00:36:15,508
[sighs] You never forget
your first time.

788
00:36:19,013 --> 00:36:20,982
Wait a minute,
where do I know you from?

789
00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:22,249
I can't put my paw on it.

790
00:36:22,283 --> 00:36:23,884
-Where is she?
-[gasps, yelps]

791
00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:25,019
[dramatic music swells]

792
00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:31,624
Whoa. So, the powers
I saw were yours?

793
00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:33,526
You hooligans can help me.

794
00:36:35,329 --> 00:36:38,165
Hurry, there isn't much time.
We have to save Superman.

795
00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:39,566
Superman?

796
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:41,601
[heroic music playing]

797
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,570
Oh, of course!
You're that super dork

798
00:36:43,603 --> 00:36:45,172
who got me
thrown back in the slammer.

799
00:36:45,206 --> 00:36:47,875
What was it? Creepo? Crisco?
What's your name?

800
00:36:47,908 --> 00:36:50,911
No. It's Krypto the Superdog!

801
00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:52,313
[Ace] Oh!

802
00:36:52,346 --> 00:36:53,981
Well, it looks like
we're both super now.

803
00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:55,715
You know,
I still owe you a whuppin'.

804
00:36:55,749 --> 00:36:57,550
-Hi-yah!
-Ow!

805
00:36:57,584 --> 00:36:59,020
That was my good eye.

806
00:36:59,053 --> 00:37:01,055
Now, wait. It was supposed
to be a fair fight.

807
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,823
Why didn't you block me
with some freeze heat

808
00:37:02,857 --> 00:37:04,291
that was coming out your ears
or something?

809
00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:06,127
Because, I... [sighs] I...

810
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,628
[mumbling]
I don't have my powers.

811
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:10,264
-What?
-[amusing music playing]

812
00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:13,167
I said I don't
have my powers anymore.

813
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,668
[laughing] Did ya...?

814
00:37:15,702 --> 00:37:16,937
You don't have your powers?

815
00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:19,206
Yeah, that's what's going on.

816
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,774
You're just trying
to use us now,

817
00:37:20,808 --> 00:37:22,742
because you can't handle it
on your own.

818
00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:24,845
Look, I know these powers
are new to you,

819
00:37:24,879 --> 00:37:27,680
but when one has an abundance
of power... [groans]

820
00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:30,784
...they have a certain duty
to use that power to...

821
00:37:30,818 --> 00:37:32,219
-[Ace urinating]
-[heroic music stops]

822
00:37:35,289 --> 00:37:37,324
Sorry. You were
sayin' somethin'?

823
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:42,796
I was making
an inspiring hero speech.

824
00:37:42,830 --> 00:37:44,564
[Ace continues urinating]

825
00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:49,736
How much did you
have to drink?

826
00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:52,073
I had two toilet bowls
and a bidet.

827
00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:53,606
A bidet, too, which is,
which is crazy.

828
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,909
I didn't even know
that was a thing.

829
00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:56,377
But it's like
a dog water fountain.

830
00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,745
You disgusting animal.

831
00:37:58,778 --> 00:38:00,181
Pack, let's roll out.

832
00:38:00,214 --> 00:38:02,615
I'll see you never, Narc Kent.

833
00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:04,717
No! My best friend
is in danger,

834
00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:06,253
and you have to help me.

835
00:38:06,287 --> 00:38:08,155
[Ace] Sorry,
we got other plans.

836
00:38:08,189 --> 00:38:11,724
Good luck with your danger.
We're going to the farm.

837
00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:15,229
Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!

838
00:38:15,262 --> 00:38:17,898
"Lettuce trees"?
What's this farm called?

839
00:38:17,932 --> 00:38:19,266
The farm upstate.

840
00:38:20,267 --> 00:38:21,902
That sounds made-up.

841
00:38:21,936 --> 00:38:23,770
Oh, yeah?
Well, how would you know?

842
00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:26,874
I grew up on a farm.
In a town called Smallville.

843
00:38:26,907 --> 00:38:29,043
Now that sounds made-up.

844
00:38:29,076 --> 00:38:32,712
So, which way
is this so-called farm?

845
00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,248
Well, it's upstate.

846
00:38:34,281 --> 00:38:37,017
So, that... that means
it's... it's up, obviously.

847
00:38:37,051 --> 00:38:38,886
Okay. He's not
telling you the--

848
00:38:38,919 --> 00:38:40,254
[Ace] Can I steal you
for a sec?

849
00:38:42,923 --> 00:38:44,358
You lied about the farm,
didn't you?

850
00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:47,261
Big time. Look, I had
to give them some hope.

851
00:38:47,294 --> 00:38:49,363
-There's one there.
-[Ace] No one was ever
gonna adopt us.

852
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:51,065
There's one, too.

853
00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:53,800
So, I promised them
it would be their new home.

854
00:38:56,370 --> 00:38:59,373
You know, I'd be happy
to take you and your friends
to my farm.

855
00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:04,211
If you help me save Superman.

856
00:39:04,245 --> 00:39:06,914
Wait a minute.
Is this blackmail?
Are you blackmailing me?

857
00:39:06,947 --> 00:39:08,983
No. I'm just asking you
for something,

858
00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:12,286
which I will reward you for
by not revealing
damaging information.

859
00:39:12,319 --> 00:39:15,422
That is literally
the definition of blackmail.

860
00:39:15,456 --> 00:39:18,758
Fine. We'll help you
get your dumb owner back.

861
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,961
You got yourself a super team.

862
00:39:20,995 --> 00:39:23,130
[heroic music swells, stops]

863
00:39:23,164 --> 00:39:24,797
Did someone
just say super team?

864
00:39:24,832 --> 00:39:27,767
[Chip muffled] Yay.
My destiny awaits.

865
00:39:29,769 --> 00:39:32,072
-[sinister music playing]
-[Lulu] Terrifying villains,

866
00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:34,008
deadly assassins,

867
00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:36,310
I have come to recruit you

868
00:39:36,343 --> 00:39:39,880
for a siege
of murderous savagery!

869
00:39:39,914 --> 00:39:42,483
[all munching]

870
00:39:42,516 --> 00:39:45,252
My fellow, furrier,
guinea pigs.

871
00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:48,489
I have sought you out
because you are
apex predators.

872
00:39:48,522 --> 00:39:50,391
Gods amongst men!

873
00:39:50,424 --> 00:39:52,159
[all munching]

874
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:58,232
Okay, look. Pig to pig,
I need your help

875
00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,201
because my owner
has gotten himself

876
00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:02,903
into a bit of a pickle.

877
00:40:02,937 --> 00:40:04,371
[reporter] <i>Thwarted by</i>
<i>the Justice League,</i>

878
00:40:04,405 --> 00:40:07,208
<i>Lex Luthor now</i>
<i>finds himself behind bars.</i>

879
00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:09,210
<i>I'll destroy you all!</i>

880
00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:10,777
That's my best friend.
[chuckles]

881
00:40:10,811 --> 00:40:12,313
And mentor.
Best friend and mentor.

882
00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:16,783
[clears throat]

883
00:40:16,817 --> 00:40:18,953
[reporter] <i>Built to house</i>
<i>fearsome superpowered</i>
<i>criminals,</i>

884
00:40:18,986 --> 00:40:20,221
<i>Stryker's Island</i>
<i>is the world's most</i>

885
00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:21,922
<i>inescapable prison.</i>

886
00:40:21,956 --> 00:40:24,225
Which is where
you dorks come in.

887
00:40:24,258 --> 00:40:27,061
You see, if I'm gonna get Lex
outta that dump,

888
00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,761
I'm gonna need an army.

889
00:40:28,795 --> 00:40:30,431
[cages rattling]

890
00:40:30,464 --> 00:40:32,199
[guinea pigs squeaking]

891
00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:35,803
Um, actually, I think
we'd just rather stay here.

892
00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:37,204
Yeah, I mean,
we get summers off,

893
00:40:37,238 --> 00:40:38,472
all-you-can-drink water.

894
00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:40,174
[slurping]

895
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:46,113
We even have Spanish class
every <i>miercoles.</i>

896
00:40:46,146 --> 00:40:48,449
Oh, you have nothing...
until you've licked

897
00:40:48,482 --> 00:40:51,919
from the cold steel
straw of power.

898
00:40:51,952 --> 00:40:53,887
[kryptonite pulsing]

899
00:40:55,422 --> 00:40:57,992
-[tires screeching]
-[engine revving]

900
00:40:58,025 --> 00:40:59,526
[dramatic music playing]

901
00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:03,063
Not so fast.

902
00:41:03,097 --> 00:41:05,833
Lois Lane told us
all about you, hamster.

903
00:41:05,866 --> 00:41:09,336
Hamster? A hamster is a...
is a hacky sack!

904
00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:12,172
A hamster is a mouse
that had too much for lunch!

905
00:41:12,206 --> 00:41:14,074
We are guinea pigs

906
00:41:14,108 --> 00:41:16,310
and when we're through
with you, buster,
you'll know it.

907
00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:17,478
Hmm.

908
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:22,049
[dramatic music intensifies]

909
00:41:25,185 --> 00:41:26,987
[screeches]

910
00:41:33,227 --> 00:41:34,461
[guinea pig growls]

911
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,503
What's going on?
That was your cue to attack.

912
00:41:42,536 --> 00:41:45,272
Uh... Oh, sorry.
I... I was waiting
for him to go first.

913
00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:47,408
Yeah, but if I went first,
your fire would melt my ice,

914
00:41:47,441 --> 00:41:49,877
so maybe the... the wing lady
should go first?

915
00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:51,078
I have a name.

916
00:41:51,111 --> 00:41:53,113
But then I'd set
her wings on fire,

917
00:41:53,147 --> 00:41:54,581
and I don't think
any of us want that.

918
00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:56,917
Well, you don't want
ice on wings.

919
00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,419
-[guinea pig 1] Why?
-[guinea pig 2] They...
It clogs the feathers.

920
00:41:58,452 --> 00:42:00,087
Just get him!

921
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,089
[dramatic music playing]

922
00:42:02,956 --> 00:42:03,957
[Batman grunts]

923
00:42:06,994 --> 00:42:08,896
[roars]

924
00:42:08,929 --> 00:42:10,331
[Batman groans]

925
00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:12,066
-[body thuds]
-[guinea pigs squealing]

926
00:42:12,099 --> 00:42:13,434
Whoo! That was fun.

927
00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:16,170
Now then, let's go free Lex.

928
00:42:17,471 --> 00:42:19,039
Huh?

929
00:42:19,073 --> 00:42:20,607
[screams]

930
00:42:20,641 --> 00:42:23,043
[tires screeching]

931
00:42:24,144 --> 00:42:25,446
This ends now, sister.

932
00:42:25,479 --> 00:42:28,082
I have you
in my Lasso of Truth.

933
00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:30,017
Oh, you want the truth?

934
00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,585
The boots are a bit much.

935
00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,558
[yells]

936
00:42:37,591 --> 00:42:41,028
[siren blaring]

937
00:42:41,061 --> 00:42:44,131
-[hip-hop music playing]
-[sniffing]

938
00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:46,166
Is this really the best way
to find Superman?

939
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,102
Because to me,
this just seems gross.

940
00:42:48,135 --> 00:42:49,970
What do you mean, gross?

941
00:42:50,003 --> 00:42:51,638
Smelling stuff is
one of the greatest joys
of being a dog.

942
00:42:51,672 --> 00:42:53,440
Next to licking
any part of your body.

943
00:42:53,474 --> 00:42:55,275
I mean, I lick myself
all the time.

944
00:42:55,309 --> 00:42:57,144
Well, that explains
the breath.

945
00:42:57,177 --> 00:42:59,513
You wanna find Lulu
and rescue
Captain Hair Gel, right?

946
00:42:59,546 --> 00:43:01,448
Well, I suggest
you start sniffing.

947
00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:02,649
You know what they say,

948
00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:05,219
smell is the sight
of the nose.

949
00:43:05,252 --> 00:43:06,487
No one says that.

950
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,955
Well, they should. Check it.

951
00:43:07,988 --> 00:43:09,957
[sniffs] Uh-huh.

952
00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:12,326
A poodle drooled right here.

953
00:43:12,359 --> 00:43:14,695
[sniffs] Someone threw
a perfectly good pizza crust
in that dumpster right there.

954
00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:17,264
[sniffs] And on that corner...

955
00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:19,500
[sniffs] That corner
right there... Oh, no. Dang.

956
00:43:19,533 --> 00:43:21,935
A pigeon got her heart broken.
I can still smell the hurt.

957
00:43:21,969 --> 00:43:23,637
[sniffs] She was a heavy crier.

958
00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:26,240
It's a superpower
that every dog possesses.

959
00:43:26,273 --> 00:43:27,641
Even a wack one like you.

960
00:43:27,674 --> 00:43:29,710
-[scoffs] I'm not wack.
-[sniffs]

961
00:43:29,743 --> 00:43:31,378
[sniffs] Oh!

962
00:43:33,147 --> 00:43:35,215
[dry heaving]

963
00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:36,583
[Ace] Ooh, is that a band-aid?

964
00:43:36,617 --> 00:43:39,620
[gags, groans]

965
00:43:42,356 --> 00:43:46,493
-[dog panting]
-[bell tolling]

966
00:43:46,527 --> 00:43:48,662
-[sighs]
-[sentimental music playing]

967
00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:51,532
-It's walk-o'clock.
-What-oh-what?

968
00:43:51,565 --> 00:43:53,367
-Nothing.
-Okay.

969
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,436
Because it sounded like
a super adorable nickname

970
00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:57,337
you got for your walks
with your owner.

971
00:43:57,371 --> 00:44:01,708
All right, maybe this is when
me and Supes used to hang out.

972
00:44:01,742 --> 00:44:04,278
Every morning,
since I was a puppy.

973
00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:07,181
Aw! Well, you might
not have your Superman,

974
00:44:07,214 --> 00:44:08,615
but at least you have us.

975
00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:10,717
-A whole super team!
-[heroic music playing]

976
00:44:10,751 --> 00:44:12,686
The Mighty Oink!

977
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,221
Squirrelverine.

978
00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:16,557
Droolo.

979
00:44:16,590 --> 00:44:18,091
Seriously? Droolo?

980
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,127
And wait, where's
Shell-on-wheels? Shell?

981
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,328
[Merton laughing]

982
00:44:21,361 --> 00:44:23,363
What's happenin',
sweet cheeks?

983
00:44:23,397 --> 00:44:25,332
[romantic music playing]

984
00:44:25,365 --> 00:44:28,635
Ah, I get it.
The strong, silent type.

985
00:44:28,669 --> 00:44:31,104
Who needs words?

986
00:44:31,138 --> 00:44:33,240
Man, I wish
I still had my powers.

987
00:44:33,273 --> 00:44:35,042
Yeah, what happened
to them anyway?

988
00:44:35,075 --> 00:44:36,410
I ate some green kryptonite.

989
00:44:36,443 --> 00:44:39,079
A Kryptonian's only weakness.

990
00:44:39,112 --> 00:44:41,448
Why would you eat
your weakness, you dum-dum?

991
00:44:41,482 --> 00:44:43,784
It was in some cheese.

992
00:44:43,818 --> 00:44:46,653
A dog's only weakness.

993
00:44:46,687 --> 00:44:48,689
Well, I ate
a toy dinosaur once.

994
00:44:48,722 --> 00:44:51,258
If we're goin' off that,
I'd say you probably
got a solid two days

995
00:44:51,291 --> 00:44:52,793
until that thing passes.

996
00:44:52,827 --> 00:44:55,229
Unless it's a stegosaurus,
and then you just pray.

997
00:44:55,262 --> 00:44:56,663
-[people screaming on tv]
-You guys, look!

998
00:45:00,801 --> 00:45:02,603
[foreboding music playing]

999
00:45:02,636 --> 00:45:04,771
M'kay, Wonder Woman
will stop her. [gasps]

1000
00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:07,741
Goddess, no!

1001
00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:10,744
Um...

1002
00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:15,249
That sounded
like a bone breaking.

1003
00:45:16,851 --> 00:45:18,552
Is that even how it works?

1004
00:45:22,623 --> 00:45:24,691
I guess it's down to us.

1005
00:45:24,725 --> 00:45:27,194
Who's ready to go
save my best friend?

1006
00:45:27,227 --> 00:45:29,730
You want us to fight her?
[shudders]

1007
00:45:29,763 --> 00:45:32,299
She just took out
the whole Justice League!

1008
00:45:32,332 --> 00:45:34,701
And they all
have opposable thumbs.

1009
00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:38,639
[sighs] Remember me
when I'm gone, Fabrizio.

1010
00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:45,345
Guys, relax. We'll be fine.

1011
00:45:46,179 --> 00:45:47,514
[screaming]

1012
00:45:47,548 --> 00:45:49,082
-[car horn honking]
-[tires screeching]

1013
00:45:49,116 --> 00:45:50,484
[sinister music playing]

1014
00:45:50,517 --> 00:45:52,486
[man] Why are they so mad?

1015
00:45:52,519 --> 00:45:54,755
[people screaming]

1016
00:45:54,788 --> 00:45:56,189
[roars]

1017
00:45:57,658 --> 00:45:59,459
You see? Totally fine.

1018
00:46:00,895 --> 00:46:03,730
-Now, let's hero up.
-[heroic music playing]

1019
00:46:03,764 --> 00:46:05,766
All right, team,
what are your stats?

1020
00:46:05,799 --> 00:46:08,435
Like, my powers include
heat vision, freeze breath...

1021
00:46:08,468 --> 00:46:10,737
And don't forget
the Solar Paw Punch.

1022
00:46:12,573 --> 00:46:14,107
What is that?

1023
00:46:14,141 --> 00:46:16,243
Is that like a juice box
flavor or something?

1024
00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:19,680
No, it's Krypto's
most powerful move.

1025
00:46:19,713 --> 00:46:22,349
It requires him
to fly directly to the sun

1026
00:46:22,382 --> 00:46:24,551
<i>and absorb</i>
<i>its deadly radiation,</i>

1027
00:46:24,585 --> 00:46:26,153
<i>turning himself into</i>

1028
00:46:26,186 --> 00:46:29,323
<i>a dog-shaped</i>
<i>thermal energy event.</i>

1029
00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:32,593
Not even Superman himself
has tried it.

1030
00:46:32,626 --> 00:46:34,461
Because he doesn't have paws?

1031
00:46:34,494 --> 00:46:36,797
Because it's not something
you come back from.

1032
00:46:36,831 --> 00:46:39,199
The punch causes a blast
which takes out

1033
00:46:39,232 --> 00:46:41,168
not only the villain
who gets hit with the blow,

1034
00:46:41,201 --> 00:46:43,770
but the hero who throws it.

1035
00:46:43,805 --> 00:46:45,639
Sounds like a terrible power.

1036
00:46:45,672 --> 00:46:46,808
Does sound like
a good juice box, though.

1037
00:46:46,841 --> 00:46:48,475
I would drink the juice box.

1038
00:46:48,508 --> 00:46:51,278
Okay, enough mayhem.
Thank you. We gotta go...

1039
00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:54,514
My goodness! [laughs]

1040
00:46:54,548 --> 00:46:56,483
Look who's alive!

1041
00:46:56,516 --> 00:46:58,920
Well, let's correct that
little oversight, shall we?

1042
00:46:58,953 --> 00:47:00,354
[whistles menacingly]

1043
00:47:02,656 --> 00:47:04,257
[guinea pigs snarling]

1044
00:47:08,428 --> 00:47:09,897
Ace, deploy canine shield.

1045
00:47:09,931 --> 00:47:11,465
What is a canine...? [screams]

1046
00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:12,834
[all screaming]

1047
00:47:16,336 --> 00:47:17,304
Evade!

1048
00:47:21,341 --> 00:47:22,542
Excellent shielding.

1049
00:47:22,576 --> 00:47:24,511
That seemed
incredibly painful.

1050
00:47:24,544 --> 00:47:25,646
[Ace groans]

1051
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:27,614
Anybody wanna switch powers?

1052
00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:30,684
You're up, pig.

1053
00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:32,719
Okay, PB, think big!

1054
00:47:33,353 --> 00:47:34,721
[grunts]

1055
00:47:34,755 --> 00:47:35,957
[gasps]

1056
00:47:35,990 --> 00:47:37,825
-[people panicking]
-[screaming]

1057
00:47:40,227 --> 00:47:41,929
[gasps, screaming]

1058
00:47:43,597 --> 00:47:44,966
Squirrel, light 'em up.

1059
00:47:44,999 --> 00:47:46,500
[crackling]

1060
00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,635
[guinea pigs snarling]

1061
00:47:48,669 --> 00:47:50,537
No, no, no. I can't.

1062
00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:51,873
Of course you can.

1063
00:47:51,906 --> 00:47:53,507
I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?

1064
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:56,811
I could hurt someone.
Or they could hurt me.

1065
00:47:56,844 --> 00:48:00,247
Or maybe me freezing like this
is the worst thing.

1066
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,548
[screams]

1067
00:48:04,618 --> 00:48:05,752
Turtle, use your speed
and get them--

1068
00:48:05,786 --> 00:48:06,821
On it.

1069
00:48:06,854 --> 00:48:08,255
[heroic music playing]

1070
00:48:11,591 --> 00:48:12,960
[heroic music stops]

1071
00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,796
Where the [bleep] am I?

1072
00:48:17,397 --> 00:48:18,799
[munching]

1073
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:21,234
[sighs] You guys are
terrible superheroes.

1074
00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:24,705
[scoffs] I don't understand
why you're not getting this.

1075
00:48:24,738 --> 00:48:27,809
Yeah, well, there's a lot
that you don't understand
about us, you fool.

1076
00:48:27,842 --> 00:48:29,676
Maybe if you
paid attention to... Huh?

1077
00:48:29,710 --> 00:48:31,578
-Oh, I'm paying attention.
-[groans] Help.

1078
00:48:31,611 --> 00:48:33,014
One-hundo percent attention.

1079
00:48:33,047 --> 00:48:35,682
So thick and swole, his abs.
[yelps]

1080
00:48:35,716 --> 00:48:36,884
-His abs.
-[growling]

1081
00:48:37,885 --> 00:48:39,887
[dramatic music playing]

1082
00:48:44,558 --> 00:48:45,792
[guinea pig screeches]

1083
00:48:54,534 --> 00:48:57,004
Risky move for a dog
with no powers.

1084
00:48:57,038 --> 00:48:59,006
-Some would say heroic.
-[straining]

1085
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,908
I would say dumb.

1086
00:49:00,942 --> 00:49:02,609
Where is Superman?

1087
00:49:02,642 --> 00:49:05,012
[in sing-song voice]
I'm not telling. [chuckles]

1088
00:49:05,046 --> 00:49:07,547
[normal voice] Classic evil.
Lex would be so proud.

1089
00:49:07,581 --> 00:49:09,316
This is really
about Lex Luthor?

1090
00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:11,551
Don't you understand?
He was testing on you.

1091
00:49:11,585 --> 00:49:14,788
We were colleagues.
We were scientists together.

1092
00:49:14,822 --> 00:49:17,624
You were the guinea pig.
Your hair fell out.

1093
00:49:17,657 --> 00:49:18,893
[gulps]

1094
00:49:18,926 --> 00:49:22,362
Yeah. Just like his did.
Lex needed me.

1095
00:49:22,395 --> 00:49:24,631
That's more than I can say
for your Superman.

1096
00:49:24,664 --> 00:49:26,968
Superman needed me.
He... he needs me.

1097
00:49:27,001 --> 00:49:28,535
Does he?

1098
00:49:28,568 --> 00:49:30,470
Because I'm pretty sure
he's gonna get

1099
00:49:30,504 --> 00:49:33,440
everything he needs
from his...

1100
00:49:34,641 --> 00:49:36,309
fiancee.

1101
00:49:36,343 --> 00:49:37,444
[Krypto gasps]

1102
00:49:39,446 --> 00:49:40,815
Oh, no.

1103
00:49:40,848 --> 00:49:42,950
You didn't know
they were getting married.

1104
00:49:42,984 --> 00:49:45,452
I really am sorry,
'cause this must be

1105
00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:48,355
so painful to have to
hear this from me.

1106
00:49:48,388 --> 00:49:49,790
No. You're lying.

1107
00:49:49,824 --> 00:49:51,558
Am I? Huh.

1108
00:49:51,591 --> 00:49:53,393
Well, then why
did this little bauble

1109
00:49:53,426 --> 00:49:54,862
fall out of his Underoos

1110
00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:56,730
the night I took him down?

1111
00:49:56,763 --> 00:49:58,465
Look at it.

1112
00:49:58,498 --> 00:50:00,634
The cut's fine but the clarity
is murky as heck. [gags]

1113
00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:02,769
Face it, Wonder Mutt,
you're too late.

1114
00:50:02,804 --> 00:50:05,907
Your boy's getting hitched.
And that means...

1115
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,474
Bye-bye, dog.

1116
00:50:08,575 --> 00:50:10,410
But don't worry,

1117
00:50:10,443 --> 00:50:12,113
if Superman doesn't have room
in his life for you anymore,

1118
00:50:12,146 --> 00:50:15,817
I'm sure you can, uh, crash
at the Hall of Justice.

1119
00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:17,617
[screaming]

1120
00:50:21,122 --> 00:50:22,322
[groans]

1121
00:50:23,390 --> 00:50:24,959
[screaming]

1122
00:50:24,992 --> 00:50:27,494
[groans, whimpering]

1123
00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:31,631
Wow!
She threw that dog real far.

1124
00:50:31,665 --> 00:50:34,135
You know what's funny?
For a minute, I was worried

1125
00:50:34,168 --> 00:50:37,437
when I saw that the orange
kryptonite gave you powers,

1126
00:50:37,470 --> 00:50:40,674
but then I remembered,
uh, you're you. [laughing]

1127
00:50:40,707 --> 00:50:43,110
Come on, let's go,
little piggies.

1128
00:50:43,144 --> 00:50:45,579
What did I tell you?
Isn't this better
than Spanish class?

1129
00:50:45,612 --> 00:50:46,746
-[guinea pigs] <i>Si.</i>
-[guinea pig speaking Spanish]

1130
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:53,720
[Lex] Hey, Lois Lane.

1131
00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:55,722
Always nice to see ya.

1132
00:50:55,755 --> 00:50:57,825
Talk, Lex.
I know you're behind this.

1133
00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:03,164
Impressive destruction,
but not my work.

1134
00:51:03,197 --> 00:51:05,465
Your name is literally
on the monster.

1135
00:51:08,169 --> 00:51:12,039
Looks like
one of my little babies
is all grown up.

1136
00:51:12,073 --> 00:51:13,841
That's creepy.

1137
00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:16,443
Spill it, Lex.
What have you done
with Superman?

1138
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:19,746
Wherever Superman is,
it's got nothing
to do with me,

1139
00:51:19,779 --> 00:51:22,782
or my company,
LexCorp International.

1140
00:51:26,053 --> 00:51:27,855
[ominous music playing]

1141
00:51:30,757 --> 00:51:33,127
[justice league grunting]

1142
00:51:34,661 --> 00:51:36,964
[Superman grunting]

1143
00:51:40,234 --> 00:51:42,702
[Batman] Hey! Stop chewing
on that Batarang.

1144
00:51:42,736 --> 00:51:45,039
Bruce Wayne paid a lot
of money for that,

1145
00:51:45,072 --> 00:51:48,075
and then gave it to me
as a present.

1146
00:51:48,109 --> 00:51:50,744
Vic, can you override
their defenses?

1147
00:51:50,777 --> 00:51:52,579
[sighs] I can't do anything

1148
00:51:52,612 --> 00:51:54,882
while they got me
stuck in airplane mode.

1149
00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:57,184
All those protocols
for an alien invasion,

1150
00:51:57,218 --> 00:51:59,020
nothing for little furballs.

1151
00:51:59,053 --> 00:52:03,190
These quadrupedal land maniacs
have made a giant mistake

1152
00:52:03,224 --> 00:52:05,692
messing with the King of...
Oh, whoa!

1153
00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:07,661
Hey, hold on.
Is that fish food?

1154
00:52:07,694 --> 00:52:09,196
[chomping]

1155
00:52:09,230 --> 00:52:11,564
Aw, someone was hungy.

1156
00:52:11,598 --> 00:52:15,535
<i>Lex Luthor denies involvement,</i>
<i>but is quote "team bad guy."</i>

1157
00:52:15,568 --> 00:52:18,571
<i>Luckily, Superman's dog</i>
<i>is on our team.</i>

1158
00:52:18,605 --> 00:52:20,507
Krypto?

1159
00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:24,178
Of course, Superman's dog
he makes out with.
He'll save us.

1160
00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:25,578
[Superman] No.

1161
00:52:25,612 --> 00:52:26,981
He doesn't have his powers.

1162
00:52:29,716 --> 00:52:31,819
But those other animals do.

1163
00:52:31,852 --> 00:52:34,989
And... and like, can't Krypto
work with them
to... to save Metropolis?

1164
00:52:35,022 --> 00:52:36,690
Yeah, about that.

1165
00:52:36,723 --> 00:52:39,860
He's not the greatest
with other animals.

1166
00:52:39,894 --> 00:52:41,896
He better get it
together soon,

1167
00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:44,865
or those ferrets
are gonna take over the world.

1168
00:52:47,701 --> 00:52:48,869
[Chip muffled] Is he okay?

1169
00:52:48,903 --> 00:52:50,972
[groans]

1170
00:52:51,005 --> 00:52:53,040
[PB] Looks like
he's still breathing.

1171
00:52:53,074 --> 00:52:54,541
Yep. He's alive.

1172
00:52:54,574 --> 00:52:55,876
Pay up, dog.

1173
00:52:57,078 --> 00:52:59,013
[chomping]

1174
00:52:59,046 --> 00:53:01,681
You bet on if I was alive?

1175
00:53:01,715 --> 00:53:03,851
Nope. I bet on
if you were dead.

1176
00:53:03,884 --> 00:53:05,785
I bet you were
horribly maimed.

1177
00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:08,055
-[scoffs] What a fun game.
-Hey!

1178
00:53:08,089 --> 00:53:10,191
So, what, uh,
what is this place anyway?

1179
00:53:10,224 --> 00:53:11,993
Is this some type
of fancy DMV?

1180
00:53:12,026 --> 00:53:15,129
Are you kidding?
It's the Hall of Justice.

1181
00:53:15,162 --> 00:53:18,132
This is where
the Justice League hangs out.

1182
00:53:18,165 --> 00:53:20,034
I bet they're all
super tight buds,

1183
00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:21,668
and they, like,
try on each other's clothes

1184
00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:23,304
and then they eat, like,
really fun snacks,

1185
00:53:23,337 --> 00:53:26,073
and then they probably just
tell each other everything.

1186
00:53:27,241 --> 00:53:30,543
Yeah. Everything.

1187
00:53:30,577 --> 00:53:32,279
[melancholic music playing]

1188
00:53:33,114 --> 00:53:34,115
[sighs]

1189
00:53:37,918 --> 00:53:40,121
He seems sad and defeated.

1190
00:53:40,154 --> 00:53:42,323
So, it is a DMV.

1191
00:53:42,356 --> 00:53:44,992
[sighs] Maybe one of us
should go talk to him.

1192
00:53:45,026 --> 00:53:46,227
Not it.

1193
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:49,063
Ace, you always know
what to say.

1194
00:53:50,264 --> 00:53:52,099
[melancholic music continues]

1195
00:54:14,188 --> 00:54:15,588
-Watch out for the...
-[metallic thud]

1196
00:54:15,622 --> 00:54:17,091
-[Ace groans]
-...invisible jet.

1197
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,963
I just want to be alone.

1198
00:54:22,997 --> 00:54:25,632
This is the best place
to watch the sunset.

1199
00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:28,269
You wanna be alone,
why don't you go
someplace uglier?

1200
00:54:28,302 --> 00:54:30,871
Besides, don't you
wanna save your Superman?

1201
00:54:30,905 --> 00:54:32,605
Of course I do.

1202
00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:34,607
He's my best friend.

1203
00:54:34,641 --> 00:54:36,043
At least I thought he was.

1204
00:54:37,278 --> 00:54:39,346
Things are changing so fast,

1205
00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:42,083
he didn't even tell me
he was getting married.

1206
00:54:42,116 --> 00:54:43,884
That's what's got your leash
all twisted, huh?

1207
00:54:44,684 --> 00:54:45,953
[Ace sighs]

1208
00:54:45,986 --> 00:54:48,956
Yeah, well,
people are complicated.

1209
00:54:50,091 --> 00:54:51,225
How would you know?

1210
00:54:52,226 --> 00:54:53,194
Nah, forget it.

1211
00:54:55,196 --> 00:54:57,064
[sentimental music playing]

1212
00:55:01,135 --> 00:55:03,070
[gasps] You had an owner.

1213
00:55:05,206 --> 00:55:07,041
Right. That's your business.

1214
00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,275
I am not gonna pry.

1215
00:55:11,145 --> 00:55:12,313
Was he nice?

1216
00:55:12,346 --> 00:55:13,613
[groans]

1217
00:55:15,748 --> 00:55:17,084
They.

1218
00:55:17,118 --> 00:55:19,053
My owner was a family.

1219
00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:22,356
♪ <i>We all come from somewhere♪</i>

1220
00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:25,259
<i>♪ Even when you know where ♪</i>

1221
00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:26,726
[Ace] <i>A mom,</i>

1222
00:55:27,328 --> 00:55:28,395
<i>a dad,</i>

1223
00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:30,697
<i>and her.</i>

1224
00:55:30,730 --> 00:55:32,333
[baby laughing]

1225
00:55:33,934 --> 00:55:36,937
<i>♪ You can count on me ♪</i>

1226
00:55:36,971 --> 00:55:39,772
<i>♪ And I can count on you ♪</i>

1227
00:55:39,807 --> 00:55:43,676
<i>♪ That's what friends do ♪</i>

1228
00:55:45,312 --> 00:55:49,016
<i>♪ Life can be a long maze ♪</i>

1229
00:55:49,049 --> 00:55:52,153
<i>♪ Filled with good</i>
<i>and bad days ♪</i>

1230
00:55:52,186 --> 00:55:55,256
<i>♪ Walls can make you</i>
<i>feel safe ♪</i>

1231
00:55:55,289 --> 00:56:00,227
<i>♪ But they'll block the view ♪</i>

1232
00:56:00,261 --> 00:56:03,230
<i>♪ You can count on me ♪</i>

1233
00:56:03,264 --> 00:56:06,033
<i>♪ And I can count on you ♪</i>

1234
00:56:06,066 --> 00:56:09,136
<i>♪ That's what friends do ♪</i>

1235
00:56:09,170 --> 00:56:11,272
[baby crying]

1236
00:56:11,305 --> 00:56:16,343
<i>♪ You'll see, that when</i>
<i>your heart feels hollow ♪</i>

1237
00:56:16,377 --> 00:56:19,880
<i>♪ That only means</i>
<i>there's room ♪</i>

1238
00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:23,984
<i>♪ To dream a different dream ♪</i>

1239
00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:29,323
<i>♪ So set it free</i>
<i>and smile through the sorrow ♪</i>

1240
00:56:29,356 --> 00:56:35,362
<i>♪ You'll be the brightest light</i>
<i>this world has ever seen ♪</i>

1241
00:56:35,396 --> 00:56:38,866
Ace, what you did
for that little girl...

1242
00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:41,502
Nah. It was nothin'.

1243
00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:44,038
I just did
what any dog would do.

1244
00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:46,941
And they just gave you away?

1245
00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:48,375
I don't blame them.

1246
00:56:48,409 --> 00:56:50,878
They were just
protecting their kid.

1247
00:56:50,911 --> 00:56:52,446
But you saved her.

1248
00:56:52,479 --> 00:56:54,048
And I'd do it again.

1249
00:56:55,316 --> 00:56:56,783
Worst day of my life,

1250
00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:58,385
but I wouldn't change
a thing about it.

1251
00:56:58,986 --> 00:57:00,120
Why not?

1252
00:57:00,154 --> 00:57:02,489
Well, when you love somebody,

1253
00:57:02,523 --> 00:57:04,992
and I mean,
you really love them,

1254
00:57:05,025 --> 00:57:07,161
you gotta be willing
to do anything for 'em.

1255
00:57:08,562 --> 00:57:10,364
Even if that means
letting them go.

1256
00:57:12,132 --> 00:57:13,467
Even if it hurts?

1257
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,969
[Ace chuckles]

1258
00:57:15,002 --> 00:57:17,271
Especially then.

1259
00:57:17,304 --> 00:57:19,772
You know what they say
about dogs, don't you?

1260
00:57:19,807 --> 00:57:21,275
Never feed us chocolate.

1261
00:57:22,309 --> 00:57:23,844
We love unconditionally.

1262
00:57:34,288 --> 00:57:36,090
-[whimsical music playing]
-[crackling]

1263
00:57:37,424 --> 00:57:38,993
[both grunting]

1264
00:57:39,026 --> 00:57:40,261
-[Merton] Excuse me, sir.
-[Chip screams]

1265
00:57:41,962 --> 00:57:43,030
[Chip groans]

1266
00:57:43,063 --> 00:57:45,032
I am really bad at this.

1267
00:57:45,065 --> 00:57:46,300
That's just because

1268
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:48,068
you're still learning
your powers.

1269
00:57:48,102 --> 00:57:50,437
Every hero struggles like this.

1270
00:57:50,471 --> 00:57:53,240
Until they have
their training montage.

1271
00:57:54,241 --> 00:57:56,010
['80s rock music playing]

1272
00:57:58,012 --> 00:57:59,413
[chews loudly]

1273
00:57:59,446 --> 00:58:01,148
[squeaks]

1274
00:58:02,016 --> 00:58:03,484
[knuckles cracking]

1275
00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:05,085
[grunting]

1276
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,822
[yells]

1277
00:58:08,856 --> 00:58:10,557
-[crackling]
-[Chip screams]

1278
00:58:10,591 --> 00:58:12,126
[music stops]

1279
00:58:12,159 --> 00:58:13,394
-[Chip continues screaming]
-[gasps]

1280
00:58:13,427 --> 00:58:15,129
[grunts, screams]

1281
00:58:17,631 --> 00:58:19,867
-[Chip screams]
-[glass shatters]

1282
00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:22,970
[chuckles] They're gonna
need a longer montage.

1283
00:58:23,003 --> 00:58:25,439
Those guys, well,
they suck visibly.

1284
00:58:25,472 --> 00:58:28,842
Yes, I... I can agree
with you there,

1285
00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:30,411
but they're stronger
than you think.

1286
00:58:30,444 --> 00:58:31,879
[grunts]

1287
00:58:31,912 --> 00:58:34,415
[Ace] PB just needs to
love herself

1288
00:58:34,448 --> 00:58:36,183
as much as she loves
everyone else.

1289
00:58:36,216 --> 00:58:37,451
[screams]

1290
00:58:37,484 --> 00:58:39,520
[Ace] Chip needs to feel safe.

1291
00:58:39,553 --> 00:58:42,156
-[Chip exclaims]
-And Merton...

1292
00:58:42,189 --> 00:58:44,258
Merton needs leafy greens.

1293
00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:45,392
You really know them, huh?

1294
00:58:45,426 --> 00:58:46,894
It's called listenin'.

1295
00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:48,329
You learn a lot about someone

1296
00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:50,998
when you're locked up
with them forever.

1297
00:58:51,031 --> 00:58:52,499
Wait a minute.

1298
00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:55,202
Lulu was in the shelter
with you, too.

1299
00:58:55,235 --> 00:58:56,470
What did you learn about her?

1300
00:58:56,503 --> 00:58:58,205
All that guinea pig
ever talked about

1301
00:58:58,238 --> 00:58:59,907
was world domination

1302
00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:02,476
and some bald dude
with nice hands.

1303
00:59:02,509 --> 00:59:04,311
-Lex.
-[ominous music playing]

1304
00:59:04,345 --> 00:59:07,281
Of course. Stryker's Island.

1305
00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:09,416
She must be going there
to spring him.

1306
00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:11,518
Not if we get there first.
Come on!

1307
00:59:11,552 --> 00:59:12,619
-Watch out for the...
-[metallic thud]

1308
00:59:12,653 --> 00:59:14,154
[Ace groans]

1309
00:59:14,188 --> 00:59:16,957
Invisible jet. Yep. [groans]

1310
00:59:16,990 --> 00:59:18,525
Maybe put up a sign.

1311
00:59:18,559 --> 00:59:20,260
Or rope it off.

1312
00:59:20,294 --> 00:59:21,895
Maybe some cones.

1313
00:59:21,929 --> 00:59:24,231
-[alarm blaring]
-[dramatic music playing]

1314
00:59:24,264 --> 00:59:27,201
[robot guard]
Intruders. Intruders.

1315
00:59:27,234 --> 00:59:29,203
Adorable intruders.

1316
00:59:30,571 --> 00:59:33,640
They are so cute.

1317
00:59:33,674 --> 00:59:37,177
No. That's my robot brother.

1318
00:59:38,112 --> 00:59:39,546
[Lulu] This is it.

1319
00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:41,648
Finally, the two great minds
of our generation,

1320
00:59:41,682 --> 00:59:43,417
back together. [chuckles]

1321
00:59:43,450 --> 00:59:45,419
Your pet is coming
for you, Lexi.

1322
00:59:45,452 --> 00:59:47,121
[guinea pigs cheering]

1323
00:59:47,154 --> 00:59:49,690
Oh, no! Oh, gosh!
Cheese and crackers!

1324
00:59:49,723 --> 00:59:52,426
-[rock music playing]
-[engine starting]

1325
01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:03,604
Oh, my gosh.
Wonder Woman has sat,
like, right where I'm sitting.

1326
01:00:03,637 --> 01:00:05,472
Actually, I feel like I am her

1327
01:00:05,506 --> 01:00:07,408
because I'm just, like,
in her stance,
I'm in her seat.

1328
01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:09,443
And there's a peanut wedged
in the crack of the seat.

1329
01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:11,245
And now I'm eating her peanut.

1330
01:00:11,278 --> 01:00:13,647
More importantly,
can a dog fly a plane?

1331
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,617
Of course.
I can fly. This can fly.

1332
01:00:16,650 --> 01:00:18,585
It'll be just
like riding a bike.

1333
01:00:18,619 --> 01:00:20,521
Do you know
how to ride a bike?

1334
01:00:20,554 --> 01:00:22,256
No, I know how to fly.

1335
01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:23,424
[groans]

1336
01:00:23,457 --> 01:00:25,092
Relax, we'll be fine.

1337
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:26,260
[alarm beeping]

1338
01:00:27,060 --> 01:00:28,495
Stop saying that!

1339
01:00:28,529 --> 01:00:30,063
We're never fine!

1340
01:00:30,097 --> 01:00:32,299
[all screaming]

1341
01:00:34,368 --> 01:00:36,370
[all continue screaming]

1342
01:00:45,412 --> 01:00:47,714
[suspenseful music playing]

1343
01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:50,451
-[Ace groans]
-[PB] Who shot us down?

1344
01:00:50,484 --> 01:00:53,420
Wonder Woman's invisible jet
is invisible.

1345
01:00:53,454 --> 01:00:55,622
It's really more transparent.

1346
01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:57,224
[meows]

1347
01:00:57,257 --> 01:00:59,560
[purring]

1348
01:00:59,593 --> 01:01:01,361
Whiskers?

1349
01:01:01,395 --> 01:01:03,630
Out of the way, cat child.
We have to get to Stryker's.

1350
01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:06,767
Sorry, I can't do that.
Lulu saved my life.

1351
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,335
Now, I must take yours.

1352
01:01:08,735 --> 01:01:10,003
Goodbye.

1353
01:01:10,037 --> 01:01:12,172
[dramatic music playing]

1354
01:01:12,206 --> 01:01:13,674
-[Krypto yelps]
-[PB screams]

1355
01:01:15,108 --> 01:01:16,477
[humming]

1356
01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:18,011
♪ <i>La-di-da-di-da ♪</i>

1357
01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:22,249
[all screaming]

1358
01:01:23,818 --> 01:01:25,552
[Whiskers laughing menacingly]

1359
01:01:26,386 --> 01:01:27,387
In here.

1360
01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:32,092
Okay. Everybody stay quiet.

1361
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:34,027
-[explosion]
-Uh-oh.

1362
01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:35,629
-What "oh"?
-I'm gonna...

1363
01:01:35,662 --> 01:01:37,130
No, never mind.

1364
01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:38,398
No, wait, never mind.

1365
01:01:38,432 --> 01:01:39,600
Never mind, never mind.

1366
01:01:40,801 --> 01:01:42,035
[horn honks]

1367
01:01:43,604 --> 01:01:47,074
-[romantic music playing]
-What's happening, handsome?

1368
01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:49,142
Come on, we're both grown-ups.

1369
01:01:49,176 --> 01:01:50,577
Don't leave me hanging, okay?

1370
01:01:50,611 --> 01:01:52,079
[laughs, gasps]

1371
01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:53,480
[whiskers laughing menacingly]

1372
01:01:53,514 --> 01:01:55,682
[muffled] Ay,
she's going to see us.

1373
01:01:55,716 --> 01:01:57,251
[grunts]

1374
01:01:57,284 --> 01:01:59,219
[breathes heavily]
PB, I'm gonna need you

1375
01:01:59,253 --> 01:02:00,822
to get a little smaller.

1376
01:02:00,855 --> 01:02:03,790
I know,
I just can't control it.

1377
01:02:03,825 --> 01:02:09,363
[sighs] Even with powers,
I'm nothing like Wonder Woman.

1378
01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:13,835
[Whiskers in sing-song voice]
One, two, kitty's
coming for you.

1379
01:02:13,868 --> 01:02:17,337
PB, there's something
you should know
about Wonder Woman.

1380
01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:19,106
Praise be her name.

1381
01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:21,742
Diana is fiercely independent,
completely her own woman.

1382
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,644
And if you really
wanna be like her,

1383
01:02:23,677 --> 01:02:25,045
you'll be yourself.

1384
01:02:29,216 --> 01:02:30,852
[grunts]

1385
01:02:30,885 --> 01:02:33,053
-[Merton exhales]
-[PB gasps]

1386
01:02:35,155 --> 01:02:36,590
[Whiskers laughing menacingly]

1387
01:02:36,623 --> 01:02:39,293
I'm gonna rip you
limb from limb.

1388
01:02:39,326 --> 01:02:41,762
Okay, Chip,
time to light that kitty up.

1389
01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:45,299
But what if the demonic
laser <i>gato</i> devours me?

1390
01:02:45,332 --> 01:02:46,300
Or all of us?

1391
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:47,701
Or she only spares me,

1392
01:02:47,734 --> 01:02:50,838
and I forever
carry the guilt of survival?

1393
01:02:50,872 --> 01:02:53,206
Chip, we all go
to dark places.

1394
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,609
I thought about throwing
Lois Lane in the ocean.

1395
01:02:55,642 --> 01:02:57,611
But you can't spend
the rest of your life

1396
01:02:57,644 --> 01:02:59,546
stuck in your own head.

1397
01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:00,882
You're right.

1398
01:03:00,915 --> 01:03:03,116
It is really scary in here.

1399
01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:06,720
Okay. You can do this, Chip.

1400
01:03:07,621 --> 01:03:09,222
Get out of your head!

1401
01:03:09,256 --> 01:03:11,124
[heroic music playing]

1402
01:03:11,558 --> 01:03:12,659
[laughs]

1403
01:03:12,693 --> 01:03:13,694
-[Krypto grunts]
-[Chip yelps]

1404
01:03:15,596 --> 01:03:18,599
All right, let's get
to the bottom of Merton.

1405
01:03:18,632 --> 01:03:21,535
It all started
in Central City, 1854.

1406
01:03:21,568 --> 01:03:23,604
[dramatic music playing]

1407
01:03:23,637 --> 01:03:26,139
I'm just a sweet
little purr-purr baby.

1408
01:03:26,173 --> 01:03:27,574
Why won't you play with me?

1409
01:03:29,576 --> 01:03:31,645
And I had a whole period
in the '60s

1410
01:03:31,678 --> 01:03:33,447
where I was basically
a full-time alchemist.

1411
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,749
[groans] Merton,
we don't have time.

1412
01:03:35,782 --> 01:03:38,185
Here. Try these.

1413
01:03:38,218 --> 01:03:39,921
[uplifting music playing]

1414
01:03:39,954 --> 01:03:41,688
[Merton] Whoa!

1415
01:03:41,722 --> 01:03:43,825
None of you are turtles!

1416
01:03:43,858 --> 01:03:46,727
-This explains so much!
-[uplifting music fades]

1417
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,629
-[Chip gasps]
-[Whiskers] Super-Pets,

1418
01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:50,464
come out to play.

1419
01:03:53,367 --> 01:03:56,470
[sighs] That monster is lucky
I don't have my heat vision.

1420
01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:58,572
Good thing you've got
something better.

1421
01:03:58,605 --> 01:03:59,573
What's that?

1422
01:03:59,606 --> 01:04:00,674
Us, you idiot.

1423
01:04:04,912 --> 01:04:07,447
Okay, pack. I have a plan.

1424
01:04:07,481 --> 01:04:08,715
[dramatic music playing]

1425
01:04:09,951 --> 01:04:11,351
[meows]

1426
01:04:11,886 --> 01:04:13,754
[coughing]

1427
01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:18,826
[grenade pin clinks]

1428
01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:19,894
See you in heck.

1429
01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:22,864
[meows]

1430
01:04:28,335 --> 01:04:29,536
[dramatic music continues]

1431
01:04:31,438 --> 01:04:32,472
[meows]

1432
01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:36,309
[Krypto] What's the matter?

1433
01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:37,744
Cat got your tongue?

1434
01:04:39,914 --> 01:04:41,214
Now!

1435
01:04:41,916 --> 01:04:43,183
[Ace grunts]

1436
01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,452
[gags]

1437
01:04:48,422 --> 01:04:50,590
Boom-boom-boom. Here I go.

1438
01:04:50,624 --> 01:04:52,526
Mrs. Fast Pants.

1439
01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:58,465
[traditional pop music
playing]

1440
01:05:11,678 --> 01:05:12,713
Mm.

1441
01:05:17,718 --> 01:05:19,553
[smacking lips]

1442
01:05:30,764 --> 01:05:31,966
Meow, meow, buh-bye.

1443
01:05:32,799 --> 01:05:34,601
[music stops]

1444
01:05:34,634 --> 01:05:35,702
[dramatic music playing]

1445
01:05:36,536 --> 01:05:37,839
[grunts]

1446
01:05:39,639 --> 01:05:40,640
Uh-oh.

1447
01:05:41,976 --> 01:05:43,477
[grunts]

1448
01:05:46,047 --> 01:05:47,647
[explosion]

1449
01:05:49,851 --> 01:05:51,919
[Whiskers] I still
have eight more lives.

1450
01:05:51,953 --> 01:05:53,286
[heroic music playing]

1451
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,788
Come on.

1452
01:05:54,822 --> 01:05:56,356
[Krypto] How fun was that?

1453
01:05:56,389 --> 01:05:58,358
[Ace] A missile was shot
into my chest!

1454
01:05:58,391 --> 01:05:59,659
[Krypto] Uh, that's
one way to put it.

1455
01:05:59,693 --> 01:06:00,995
[Ace] There's no other way
to put it.

1456
01:06:01,028 --> 01:06:03,697
A missile was just shot
into my chest.

1457
01:06:03,730 --> 01:06:06,566
<i>The threat was neutered,</i>
<i>thanks to Krypto and friends.</i>

1458
01:06:07,501 --> 01:06:09,402
This is amazing!

1459
01:06:09,436 --> 01:06:12,807
-Yes! Humanity is saved.
-No!

1460
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,742
My baby made friends.

1461
01:06:19,579 --> 01:06:21,381
If you all had pets,
you'd understand.

1462
01:06:21,414 --> 01:06:24,018
You know,
I had a cheetah once,
but she ate my landlord.

1463
01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:26,319
And tore up my couch.

1464
01:06:26,353 --> 01:06:27,754
Man, I loved that couch.

1465
01:06:27,788 --> 01:06:30,590
On the planet Oa,
I thought I had a pet raccoon,

1466
01:06:30,624 --> 01:06:32,059
but he thought we were dating.

1467
01:06:32,093 --> 01:06:34,694
All the creatures of the sea
are my friends.

1468
01:06:34,728 --> 01:06:38,331
Except for that one eel
who knows what he did.

1469
01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,700
Yeah, I'm not really
an animal guy.

1470
01:06:40,734 --> 01:06:42,636
Oh! Are you allergic or...?

1471
01:06:42,669 --> 01:06:45,873
As a child, I fell into
a well filled with bats.

1472
01:06:45,907 --> 01:06:47,909
I can still hear the screams

1473
01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:50,677
as their dark wings
flapped around me,

1474
01:06:50,710 --> 01:06:53,380
scratching my chubby,
childish flesh.

1475
01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:55,782
I'm tormented
every waking moment.

1476
01:06:58,886 --> 01:07:01,055
I really think a pet
would be good for you.

1477
01:07:01,088 --> 01:07:02,556
[dramatic music playing]

1478
01:07:03,456 --> 01:07:05,059
[both sniffing]

1479
01:07:08,062 --> 01:07:09,629
[gasps] I got Lulu's scent.

1480
01:07:09,663 --> 01:07:10,965
[sniffs] She's this way.

1481
01:07:10,998 --> 01:07:13,868
[scoffs] Well, look at you
being a dog.

1482
01:07:13,901 --> 01:07:16,636
Also, the prisoners
had egg salad for lunch...

1483
01:07:16,670 --> 01:07:18,572
and down that hall... [sniffs]

1484
01:07:18,605 --> 01:07:20,007
Oh, dang, [sniffs]

1485
01:07:20,041 --> 01:07:21,608
I think a robot guard
got his heart broken.

1486
01:07:22,844 --> 01:07:24,511
Dolores.

1487
01:07:24,544 --> 01:07:27,949
[melancholic music playing]

1488
01:07:27,982 --> 01:07:31,118
I'll admit, sometimes it
can be a little too specific.

1489
01:07:31,152 --> 01:07:32,419
[rumbling]

1490
01:07:32,452 --> 01:07:33,821
[ominous music playing]

1491
01:07:35,722 --> 01:07:37,925
-Lex! I'm here!
-[sentimental music playing]

1492
01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:41,628
-We're finally reunited.
-Halt.

1493
01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:46,766
Ah. The student returns
to the teacher.

1494
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,768
Oh, good. Your marmot baby.

1495
01:07:48,802 --> 01:07:50,437
Shove it.

1496
01:07:50,470 --> 01:07:52,439
I'm his favorite henchman,
not you, you piece of...

1497
01:07:52,472 --> 01:07:54,441
[Lulu squeaking]

1498
01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:56,177
[clears throat]

1499
01:07:56,210 --> 01:07:58,645
Now, I have a present for you.

1500
01:07:58,678 --> 01:08:01,048
Um, it's not here,
but I have pictures of it.

1501
01:08:01,082 --> 01:08:02,749
Loser, loser.

1502
01:08:02,782 --> 01:08:04,484
Look at all
their dumb outfits.

1503
01:08:04,517 --> 01:08:08,089
Huh. My evil plan to take out
the Justice League.

1504
01:08:08,122 --> 01:08:11,025
[chuckles] Wow!
You really did study.

1505
01:08:11,058 --> 01:08:13,928
Ooh! And wait until
you see this.

1506
01:08:13,961 --> 01:08:16,463
Okay, I don't know
how that got in there.

1507
01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:17,899
No one wants that, right?

1508
01:08:17,932 --> 01:08:20,067
[chuckles] Well, clearly,
I've been hacked.

1509
01:08:20,101 --> 01:08:22,103
Okay, let's get you
out of here.

1510
01:08:22,136 --> 01:08:24,171
Oh, I can't believe
this is finally happening.

1511
01:08:24,205 --> 01:08:26,207
I can't believe
this is actually happening.

1512
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:28,075
[dramatic music playing]

1513
01:08:28,109 --> 01:08:30,477
[yelling]

1514
01:08:32,079 --> 01:08:33,680
[electricity crackling]

1515
01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:34,982
[heroic music playing]

1516
01:08:35,016 --> 01:08:36,683
This ends now, rodent.

1517
01:08:36,716 --> 01:08:39,086
You were just defeated by...
Let me remember it.

1518
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,554
The League of Super-Pets.

1519
01:08:41,588 --> 01:08:43,190
Brring, brring.
Hello, who's there?

1520
01:08:43,224 --> 01:08:44,892
Uh, the League of Super-Pets.

1521
01:08:44,926 --> 01:08:47,694
Give it up, Lulu. It's over.

1522
01:08:47,727 --> 01:08:50,530
You idiots. You're actually
getting the hang of this.

1523
01:08:50,563 --> 01:08:52,867
I'm toast. I'm a goner.

1524
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:53,968
Not.

1525
01:08:54,001 --> 01:08:56,237
[sinister music swells]

1526
01:08:56,270 --> 01:08:58,538
[Ace] No!

1527
01:08:58,571 --> 01:09:00,774
[Lulu] One more step
and the puppy gets it.

1528
01:09:01,909 --> 01:09:03,710
Unless your friends

1529
01:09:03,743 --> 01:09:06,213
walk into those cells
over there.

1530
01:09:06,247 --> 01:09:07,982
Ace, attack. I'll be fine.

1531
01:09:08,015 --> 01:09:09,817
[chuckling]
You'll be a pancake.

1532
01:09:09,850 --> 01:09:11,618
Okay, I'm gonna count to three

1533
01:09:11,651 --> 01:09:13,220
and I'll start at two
'cause I'm evil.

1534
01:09:13,254 --> 01:09:14,221
Two...

1535
01:09:14,255 --> 01:09:16,157
All right, Lulu. You win.

1536
01:09:16,190 --> 01:09:18,525
No! Don't listen to her.

1537
01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:19,994
What choice do we have?

1538
01:09:20,027 --> 01:09:22,163
[Lulu] Oh, I didn't know
they were gonna be so sad.

1539
01:09:23,596 --> 01:09:25,765
He doesn't wanna
go in the cage,

1540
01:09:25,799 --> 01:09:29,136
but he has to,
to save the other one.

1541
01:09:29,170 --> 01:09:31,238
Everyone is upset. [chuckles]

1542
01:09:34,108 --> 01:09:35,675
<i>♪ The dogs are sad ♪</i>

1543
01:09:35,709 --> 01:09:37,011
<i>♪ The turtle's sad ♪</i>

1544
01:09:37,044 --> 01:09:40,613
<i>♪ And the squirrel is sad ♪</i>

1545
01:09:40,647 --> 01:09:43,284
-[PB grunting]
-[dramatic music playing]

1546
01:09:43,317 --> 01:09:45,518
Okay. Now then, where was I?

1547
01:09:50,057 --> 01:09:52,026
Let me look at you, my pet.

1548
01:09:52,659 --> 01:09:53,961
Oh, Lex.

1549
01:09:53,995 --> 01:09:55,628
[romantic music playing]

1550
01:10:00,101 --> 01:10:04,905
♪ <i>What the world needs now♪</i>

1551
01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:07,908
<i>♪ Is love, sweet love ♪</i>

1552
01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:12,146
<i>♪ It's the only thing ♪</i>

1553
01:10:12,179 --> 01:10:15,715
<i>♪ That there's just</i>
<i>too little of ♪</i>

1554
01:10:15,749 --> 01:10:17,051
-Lex?
-[romantic music stops]

1555
01:10:17,084 --> 01:10:18,185
Lex, what are you doing?

1556
01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:20,254
We're a team.

1557
01:10:20,287 --> 01:10:21,755
Lex, we were
scientists together.

1558
01:10:21,788 --> 01:10:23,590
No. Lex, what are you doing?

1559
01:10:23,623 --> 01:10:25,860
I mean, come on.
You didn't expect me
to share credit

1560
01:10:25,893 --> 01:10:27,261
with a rodent, did you?

1561
01:10:27,294 --> 01:10:29,596
[shouts] Lex!

1562
01:10:29,629 --> 01:10:30,931
[sobbing]

1563
01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:33,834
[Merton] Oh!
Little turn of events!

1564
01:10:33,868 --> 01:10:36,904
<i>♪ The guinea pig is sad ♪</i>

1565
01:10:36,937 --> 01:10:38,072
[grunts]

1566
01:10:38,906 --> 01:10:40,074
[sighs]

1567
01:10:40,107 --> 01:10:42,109
[breathing heavily]

1568
01:10:42,143 --> 01:10:45,279
Lulu, I know you're hurting,
but join our pack.

1569
01:10:45,312 --> 01:10:46,814
Hold up, wait! For real?

1570
01:10:46,847 --> 01:10:48,782
She left us to die
in a fire, remember?

1571
01:10:48,816 --> 01:10:50,750
Yeah, but if we work together,

1572
01:10:50,784 --> 01:10:53,087
we can get outta here
and save Superman.

1573
01:10:54,355 --> 01:10:56,589
Huh. You truly love him.

1574
01:10:56,623 --> 01:10:57,858
Of course I do.

1575
01:10:57,892 --> 01:10:59,592
You're a fool.

1576
01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:01,929
He'll only break your heart.

1577
01:11:01,962 --> 01:11:04,265
Luckily, I'm going
to do you a favor,

1578
01:11:04,298 --> 01:11:07,700
and destroy him
before he gets the chance.

1579
01:11:07,734 --> 01:11:09,336
What are you talking about?

1580
01:11:09,370 --> 01:11:13,107
Oh, did I forget to mention
my evil plan's grand finale?

1581
01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:15,209
In 28 minutes,
the entire Justice League

1582
01:11:15,242 --> 01:11:17,610
is gonna go kaboom.

1583
01:11:17,644 --> 01:11:22,116
If I can't have my guy,
then you can't have yours.

1584
01:11:22,149 --> 01:11:24,218
No. I won't let you hurt him.

1585
01:11:24,251 --> 01:11:25,986
Just one question,

1586
01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:28,989
how are you gonna stop me
when you're trapped in a cage?

1587
01:11:29,023 --> 01:11:30,790
You're trapped, too, genius.

1588
01:11:30,825 --> 01:11:33,660
Yes, I know.
But just like at the shelter,

1589
01:11:33,693 --> 01:11:37,031
I always have
an exit strategy.

1590
01:11:37,832 --> 01:11:39,066
Hey, girl.

1591
01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:41,001
Dish, queen.
How'd it go with Lex?

1592
01:11:41,435 --> 01:11:43,871
[growls]

1593
01:11:43,904 --> 01:11:45,738
Okay, I feel
like I can say this now,

1594
01:11:45,772 --> 01:11:47,208
I never liked him.

1595
01:11:47,241 --> 01:11:48,909
Lex will pay
for what he's done.

1596
01:11:50,811 --> 01:11:52,379
Right alongside
the Justice League.

1597
01:11:52,413 --> 01:11:54,081
[ominous music playing]

1598
01:11:56,283 --> 01:11:57,952
You won't get away with this.

1599
01:11:57,985 --> 01:12:01,122
I say this with love.
You are all losers.

1600
01:12:01,155 --> 01:12:04,158
You've always been losers,
and you'll continue
to be losers

1601
01:12:04,191 --> 01:12:06,793
until the end
of your loser lives.

1602
01:12:06,827 --> 01:12:08,896
Oh, and Krypto,

1603
01:12:08,929 --> 01:12:11,098
I'll be sure to say goodbye
to Superman for you.

1604
01:12:16,437 --> 01:12:18,873
-[timer beeping]
-[ominous music fades]

1605
01:12:18,906 --> 01:12:20,875
Well, well, well.

1606
01:12:20,908 --> 01:12:23,043
If it isn't
the Justice League,

1607
01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:26,447
captured by me,
entirely on my own.

1608
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,781
The guinea pig
did literally everything.

1609
01:12:28,816 --> 01:12:32,086
[Lex] Yes, gotta admit,
doesn't feel great.

1610
01:12:32,119 --> 01:12:33,420
But it's all worth it.

1611
01:12:33,454 --> 01:12:36,056
Because you chumps
are going down for good.

1612
01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:38,225
[ominous music playing]

1613
01:12:38,259 --> 01:12:40,793
[Super-Pets grunting]

1614
01:12:40,828 --> 01:12:42,163
[somber music playing]

1615
01:12:42,196 --> 01:12:43,197
[Krypto] It's no use.

1616
01:12:43,230 --> 01:12:44,764
These cells were designed

1617
01:12:44,797 --> 01:12:47,168
to keep anyone
with powers from escaping.

1618
01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:49,236
You'd have to be as strong as
Superman to get out.

1619
01:12:50,905 --> 01:12:53,073
Well, we can't just give up.

1620
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:55,176
There's a difference
between giving up

1621
01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:57,111
and knowing when it's over.

1622
01:12:57,144 --> 01:13:00,181
Mm-mmm. No way.
Not for superheroes.

1623
01:13:00,214 --> 01:13:01,916
I'm not a superhero.

1624
01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:04,418
I'm not even a good dog.

1625
01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:07,988
When I was a puppy,

1626
01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:10,191
I promised
I'd watch over Superman.

1627
01:13:10,224 --> 01:13:11,825
And I failed.

1628
01:13:11,859 --> 01:13:14,061
All because I was jealous
of Lois.

1629
01:13:14,094 --> 01:13:16,163
Who wouldn't be?
Have you seen those bangs?

1630
01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:18,199
Ba-bang!

1631
01:13:18,232 --> 01:13:20,401
Superman was my only friend

1632
01:13:20,434 --> 01:13:23,103
and I was afraid to lose that.

1633
01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:24,972
But you can't blame yourself.

1634
01:13:25,005 --> 01:13:27,074
I'm the only one to blame.

1635
01:13:27,107 --> 01:13:28,509
If I really was his friend,

1636
01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:30,277
I'd have been there for him
no matter what.

1637
01:13:31,412 --> 01:13:32,779
My father was right.

1638
01:13:34,048 --> 01:13:35,382
My problem is me.

1639
01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:43,057
[sniffles] I'm sorry.

1640
01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:45,059
Nah, man, you're good.

1641
01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:47,494
You're just finally
being real with yourself.

1642
01:13:47,528 --> 01:13:50,064
You can't have justice
without truth.

1643
01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:51,198
Thanks, Ace.

1644
01:13:52,132 --> 01:13:53,334
But it's too late.

1645
01:13:55,236 --> 01:13:57,137
Are you sure
about that, <i>perrito?</i>

1646
01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:58,771
-What do you mean?
-[dramatic music playing]

1647
01:13:58,806 --> 01:13:59,873
You're flying.

1648
01:13:59,907 --> 01:14:00,941
What?

1649
01:14:00,975 --> 01:14:02,009
I'm...

1650
01:14:02,042 --> 01:14:03,544
My powers.

1651
01:14:03,577 --> 01:14:05,312
I'm back!

1652
01:14:05,346 --> 01:14:07,481
The kryptonite
has left the dog.

1653
01:14:07,514 --> 01:14:10,017
[sniffing] Well, that does
smell like sandalwood.

1654
01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:12,419
[grunts]

1655
01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:20,861
All right, time to save
the Justice League.

1656
01:14:20,894 --> 01:14:23,197
-[Chip speaking Spanish]
-Let's crack some skulls.

1657
01:14:25,366 --> 01:14:27,368
No, you've done enough.

1658
01:14:27,401 --> 01:14:29,370
Um, say what now?

1659
01:14:29,403 --> 01:14:32,273
I started this
with one best friend to save

1660
01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,974
and now I have four more.

1661
01:14:34,008 --> 01:14:36,010
Aw! He means us.

1662
01:14:36,043 --> 01:14:39,380
I can't let you keep risking
your lives for my mistake.

1663
01:14:39,413 --> 01:14:41,515
But don't worry,
when this is over,

1664
01:14:41,548 --> 01:14:43,783
I'm still taking
you all to that farm.

1665
01:14:44,418 --> 01:14:45,886
Pup, up and away!

1666
01:14:48,489 --> 01:14:49,523
You believe that dog?

1667
01:14:49,556 --> 01:14:51,125
Has an emotional breakthrough,

1668
01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:53,560
gets his powers back,
and then bounces.

1669
01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:56,030
-I thought it was sweet.
-Me, too.

1670
01:14:56,063 --> 01:14:58,832
I'm medium on it, you know,
if I'm honest.

1671
01:15:01,201 --> 01:15:02,936
[sinister music playing]

1672
01:15:04,271 --> 01:15:06,407
[metal creaking]

1673
01:15:07,474 --> 01:15:08,909
[people screaming]

1674
01:15:17,051 --> 01:15:19,353
Time for the death
of Superman.

1675
01:15:19,386 --> 01:15:21,422
[Krypto] I'm not so sure
about that.

1676
01:15:21,455 --> 01:15:23,123
[up-tempo
electronic music playing]

1677
01:15:23,157 --> 01:15:25,025
Ugh! This guy again?

1678
01:15:25,426 --> 01:15:26,860
[growls]

1679
01:15:31,365 --> 01:15:32,866
[growls]

1680
01:15:40,974 --> 01:15:42,042
[squeals]

1681
01:15:52,086 --> 01:15:53,520
[screams]

1682
01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:57,458
[groans]

1683
01:15:58,559 --> 01:16:01,595
-[groans]
-[music stops]

1684
01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:03,997
[sighs]

1685
01:16:04,031 --> 01:16:05,332
[chuckles nervously]

1686
01:16:05,366 --> 01:16:07,334
-[squeaking]
-[sinister music playing]

1687
01:16:09,703 --> 01:16:11,405
Any last words?

1688
01:16:11,438 --> 01:16:14,908
-[groans] I love saying that.
-[rumbling]

1689
01:16:14,942 --> 01:16:18,212
Any last words?
Ooh, it is fun.

1690
01:16:18,245 --> 01:16:20,614
[chuckling] Hey.
You liked my little joke?

1691
01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:23,183
Lockin' you up in the cell.
[laughs]

1692
01:16:23,217 --> 01:16:25,619
That was funny, right? Right?

1693
01:16:25,652 --> 01:16:28,288
No, hey, come on, it's me.
Papa Lex.

1694
01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:30,057
No, hey... What? Come on!

1695
01:16:31,024 --> 01:16:33,560
[laughing menacingly]

1696
01:16:33,594 --> 01:16:35,662
Yeah, I don't get paid
enough for this, no.

1697
01:16:35,696 --> 01:16:37,097
[elevator dings]

1698
01:16:37,131 --> 01:16:38,365
Lock the gates.

1699
01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:43,203
[machine beeping]

1700
01:16:43,237 --> 01:16:44,505
Ew, I can't wait that long.

1701
01:16:44,538 --> 01:16:46,473
Let's do it now.
I want to do it now.

1702
01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:49,510
[Mark] Are you sure about this?

1703
01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:51,512
I mean, the kidnapping
we could get behind.

1704
01:16:51,545 --> 01:16:54,615
We liked the kidnapping,
but if you do this,
they'll die.

1705
01:16:54,648 --> 01:16:56,116
That's the point of...

1706
01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:58,118
What did you think
we were doing?

1707
01:16:58,152 --> 01:17:00,187
Mark, Keith, suffer.

1708
01:17:00,721 --> 01:17:02,589
[both screaming]

1709
01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:04,124
[Krypto] Stand down.

1710
01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:06,660
[dramatic music playing]

1711
01:17:06,693 --> 01:17:08,429
Okay, Krypto, you are
definitely stalking me now.

1712
01:17:08,462 --> 01:17:09,963
I'm, like, creeped out.

1713
01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:11,598
-[gasps]
-Bye.

1714
01:17:11,632 --> 01:17:13,033
[Krypto grunts]

1715
01:17:16,203 --> 01:17:17,571
[gasps] Fly over there.

1716
01:17:17,604 --> 01:17:19,606
You mean,
toward the murder rodent?

1717
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,008
Where is Superman?

1718
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,376
You're too late.

1719
01:17:22,409 --> 01:17:24,011
I'm sending him back
to the place

1720
01:17:24,044 --> 01:17:25,646
from whence he came from.

1721
01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:26,680
Boop!

1722
01:17:28,682 --> 01:17:30,417
[alarm blaring]

1723
01:17:30,451 --> 01:17:32,219
[building rumbling]

1724
01:17:32,252 --> 01:17:34,421
[laughing maniacally]

1725
01:17:34,455 --> 01:17:35,489
No!

1726
01:17:35,522 --> 01:17:38,125
[Lulu continues laughing]

1727
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:42,262
[building crashing, rumbling]

1728
01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:43,630
What... What's going on?

1729
01:17:43,664 --> 01:17:45,265
[Lex] Uh, yeah, funny story.

1730
01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:47,501
I, uh, turned my office
into a rocket ship.

1731
01:17:47,534 --> 01:17:48,735
All billionaires have 'em.

1732
01:17:48,769 --> 01:17:50,003
It's true.

1733
01:17:59,146 --> 01:18:00,414
[Mark coughing]

1734
01:18:00,447 --> 01:18:04,418
Krypto, there's a bomb
on the rocket.

1735
01:18:04,451 --> 01:18:06,687
When it leaves
Earth's atmosphere,

1736
01:18:08,188 --> 01:18:09,690
it'll implode.

1737
01:18:09,723 --> 01:18:12,493
[Keith and Mark coughing]

1738
01:18:16,096 --> 01:18:17,798
We're just coughing. Go!

1739
01:18:17,832 --> 01:18:19,366
I'm coming for you, Superman.

1740
01:18:20,801 --> 01:18:22,469
Uh-uh-uh!

1741
01:18:22,503 --> 01:18:23,670
Not so fast.

1742
01:18:24,771 --> 01:18:26,173
[pilot yelps]

1743
01:18:26,206 --> 01:18:27,508
-[screaming]
-[gasps]

1744
01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:29,142
[Lulu] Who gets to live, doggy?

1745
01:18:29,176 --> 01:18:32,212
The man you love,
or the woman he does?

1746
01:18:32,246 --> 01:18:34,214
You can't save them both
on your own.

1747
01:18:35,582 --> 01:18:37,084
[distant boom]

1748
01:18:42,222 --> 01:18:43,357
What's up, dog?

1749
01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:45,759
Ugh, what is this? <i>PAW Patrol?</i>

1750
01:18:45,792 --> 01:18:49,196
[chuckles] I thought I told
you guys to stay put.

1751
01:18:49,229 --> 01:18:51,198
When do we ever listen to you?

1752
01:18:52,799 --> 01:18:55,102
Boo! I'm bored!

1753
01:18:55,135 --> 01:18:57,404
-Let's get to the fiery crash.
-[snaps fingers]

1754
01:18:57,437 --> 01:18:58,772
[pilot and Lois screaming]

1755
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,608
You save Superman.

1756
01:19:01,642 --> 01:19:03,310
-From a rocket?
-I trust you.

1757
01:19:04,545 --> 01:19:06,480
Okay, but from a rocket,
though?

1758
01:19:09,516 --> 01:19:10,751
Hop on, y'all.

1759
01:19:10,784 --> 01:19:12,619
Because this pig right here

1760
01:19:12,653 --> 01:19:15,422
[in deep voice]
is about to go ham.

1761
01:19:20,661 --> 01:19:21,863
[people gasping]

1762
01:19:21,896 --> 01:19:23,363
[both screaming]

1763
01:19:23,397 --> 01:19:25,332
[tense music playing]

1764
01:19:25,365 --> 01:19:28,168
[both gasping]

1765
01:19:28,201 --> 01:19:30,437
[screaming]

1766
01:19:30,470 --> 01:19:31,738
[helicopter thuds]

1767
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,110
[heroic music playing]

1768
01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:45,752
[growls]

1769
01:19:46,821 --> 01:19:48,856
That thing took our Superman.

1770
01:19:49,857 --> 01:19:51,325
She's goin' down.

1771
01:19:53,226 --> 01:19:55,128
[PB grunting]

1772
01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:59,299
[in deep voice]
Merton, hit it.

1773
01:20:05,339 --> 01:20:07,441
[Chip screaming]

1774
01:20:14,448 --> 01:20:15,482
[Chip] Ay!

1775
01:20:19,486 --> 01:20:21,188
It's over, hamster.

1776
01:20:21,221 --> 01:20:23,357
Hamster?

1777
01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:26,861
A hamster is just
a dollar store gerbil.

1778
01:20:31,632 --> 01:20:33,266
A hamster is a chipmunk

1779
01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:36,303
with nothing interesting
going on fur-wise.

1780
01:20:36,336 --> 01:20:37,571
[Krypto groans]

1781
01:20:42,776 --> 01:20:43,878
[growls]

1782
01:20:46,848 --> 01:20:49,282
You're up, kid.
Open it like a can of tuna.

1783
01:20:51,618 --> 01:20:53,553
[grunting]

1784
01:21:03,430 --> 01:21:04,531
[screams]

1785
01:21:08,468 --> 01:21:11,939
-Well, I loosened it for you.
-[chuckles sheepishly]

1786
01:21:11,973 --> 01:21:13,875
[sighs] Man,
I hate bein' invulnerable.

1787
01:21:13,908 --> 01:21:16,844
Here we go.
This is gonna hurt tomorrow.

1788
01:21:16,878 --> 01:21:18,478
Why couldn't
I have been stretchy?

1789
01:21:18,512 --> 01:21:20,247
Or, like, gotten
a magic hammer or something.

1790
01:21:21,348 --> 01:21:23,350
[groaning, yells]

1791
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:28,255
[machine beeping loudly]

1792
01:21:28,288 --> 01:21:29,523
[tense music playing]

1793
01:21:31,959 --> 01:21:33,928
-[metal rattling]
-[groaning]

1794
01:21:33,961 --> 01:21:35,629
[machine beeping rapidly]

1795
01:21:35,662 --> 01:21:37,297
[explosion]

1796
01:21:39,867 --> 01:21:40,968
No!

1797
01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:51,545
[groaning]

1798
01:21:51,979 --> 01:21:53,513
Face it.

1799
01:21:53,547 --> 01:21:54,882
-It's over.
-Huh?

1800
01:22:00,021 --> 01:22:00,988
[groans]

1801
01:22:01,022 --> 01:22:02,756
Your Superman is no more

1802
01:22:02,789 --> 01:22:07,028
and now his precious
little dog is about to...

1803
01:22:07,061 --> 01:22:08,662
-What? What is it?
-[tense music stops]

1804
01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:10,297
Do I have
something on my face?

1805
01:22:10,330 --> 01:22:12,332
Do I have a pimple?
Is it wet? Is it ready?

1806
01:22:12,365 --> 01:22:13,633
Should I pop it? [gasps]

1807
01:22:13,667 --> 01:22:15,268
[dramatic music playing]

1808
01:22:17,771 --> 01:22:18,906
[PB grunts]

1809
01:22:21,075 --> 01:22:22,810
[PB groaning]

1810
01:22:23,911 --> 01:22:25,412
[Ace groans]

1811
01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:28,415
Hey, guys. Big fan.

1812
01:22:28,448 --> 01:22:31,251
Um... You all see
the giant pig too, right?

1813
01:22:32,419 --> 01:22:33,754
No. How did they...?

1814
01:22:33,787 --> 01:22:35,555
You forgot one thing, Lulu.

1815
01:22:35,589 --> 01:22:37,992
Unlike you, I have friends.

1816
01:22:40,393 --> 01:22:41,595
[Lulu grunts]

1817
01:22:41,628 --> 01:22:42,796
[heroic music playing]

1818
01:22:45,365 --> 01:22:48,301
[screams]

1819
01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:56,911
[grunts]

1820
01:23:02,649 --> 01:23:04,417
[breathing heavily]

1821
01:23:06,753 --> 01:23:08,588
[suspenseful music playing]

1822
01:23:08,622 --> 01:23:11,324
[whispers] You're right,
you do have friends.

1823
01:23:12,626 --> 01:23:15,096
But not for long.

1824
01:23:15,129 --> 01:23:17,430
-[rumbling]
-[ominous music playing]

1825
01:23:27,607 --> 01:23:28,910
[building rumbling]

1826
01:23:33,713 --> 01:23:35,817
[birds screeching]

1827
01:23:37,450 --> 01:23:38,752
[tires screeching]

1828
01:23:45,492 --> 01:23:46,994
[people screaming]

1829
01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:53,034
[people gasping]

1830
01:23:54,434 --> 01:23:56,369
[ominous music continues]

1831
01:23:59,974 --> 01:24:02,542
[distorted voice]
Kneel before Lulu.

1832
01:24:03,177 --> 01:24:04,778
[growls]

1833
01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:12,419
Oh, come on.

1834
01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:13,653
[soft music playing
on speakers]

1835
01:24:13,687 --> 01:24:16,958
[distorted voice]
I said, kneel!

1836
01:24:21,062 --> 01:24:22,629
[dramatic music playing]

1837
01:24:24,764 --> 01:24:25,833
[groans]

1838
01:24:26,934 --> 01:24:28,768
[groaning]

1839
01:24:30,704 --> 01:24:33,908
[Lulu roars]

1840
01:24:33,941 --> 01:24:36,676
-Try to keep up, turtle.
-Okay.

1841
01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:37,845
-Porcine creature...
-[gasps]

1842
01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:38,946
...follow my lead.

1843
01:24:41,748 --> 01:24:43,851
Batman works alone.

1844
01:24:43,885 --> 01:24:46,153
Except for Robin, and Alfred,

1845
01:24:46,187 --> 01:24:47,889
Commissioner Gordon...

1846
01:24:47,922 --> 01:24:49,689
[both grunting]

1847
01:24:49,723 --> 01:24:51,791
[upbeat music playing]

1848
01:24:51,826 --> 01:24:53,526
-[slapping]
-[Lulu grunts]

1849
01:24:55,729 --> 01:24:56,964
[roars]

1850
01:24:56,998 --> 01:24:58,632
[Cyborg] Don't mess up
my half-fro!

1851
01:25:01,235 --> 01:25:03,436
[Lulu grunts]

1852
01:25:03,470 --> 01:25:05,705
[Flash and Merton laughing]

1853
01:25:05,739 --> 01:25:07,041
I am Aquaman.

1854
01:25:08,175 --> 01:25:09,676
[all grunting]

1855
01:25:09,709 --> 01:25:11,913
[Aquaman grunts, laughs]

1856
01:25:11,946 --> 01:25:13,080
[Green Lantern laughs]

1857
01:25:13,114 --> 01:25:14,648
Get it, squirrel!

1858
01:25:14,681 --> 01:25:15,749
-[Chip laughing]
-[Batman] ...Justice League,

1859
01:25:15,782 --> 01:25:17,151
Batgirl, Batwoman,

1860
01:25:17,184 --> 01:25:18,685
my IT crew,

1861
01:25:18,718 --> 01:25:20,821
whoever Morgan Freeman played,

1862
01:25:20,855 --> 01:25:22,023
Ah, what the heck.

1863
01:25:23,891 --> 01:25:24,926
[grunts]

1864
01:25:25,792 --> 01:25:27,494
[groans]

1865
01:25:27,527 --> 01:25:28,963
[Ace snarling]

1866
01:25:28,996 --> 01:25:30,131
[Lulu grunts]

1867
01:25:31,832 --> 01:25:33,968
[Lulu grunting]

1868
01:25:35,937 --> 01:25:38,906
-[roars]
-[all screaming]

1869
01:25:38,940 --> 01:25:40,774
-[roaring]
-[tense music playing]

1870
01:25:40,808 --> 01:25:42,575
[groaning]

1871
01:25:42,609 --> 01:25:43,911
[groaning]

1872
01:25:46,713 --> 01:25:47,982
[dramatic music playing]

1873
01:25:49,884 --> 01:25:51,185
[grunting]

1874
01:25:55,555 --> 01:25:57,791
-[roars]
-[groaning]

1875
01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:01,028
Watch, you pathetic pooch,

1876
01:26:01,062 --> 01:26:03,663
as I destroy
everyone you care for.

1877
01:26:03,697 --> 01:26:04,999
And there's nothing
in the world

1878
01:26:05,032 --> 01:26:06,700
you can do to stop me.

1879
01:26:09,904 --> 01:26:11,571
[stirring music playing]

1880
01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:14,976
You're right, Lulu,

1881
01:26:15,009 --> 01:26:18,045
there's nothing I can do
in this world to stop you.

1882
01:26:18,079 --> 01:26:19,713
What are you
talking about, man?

1883
01:26:19,746 --> 01:26:20,982
And why was your syntax

1884
01:26:21,015 --> 01:26:23,284
so oddly structured
in that sentence?

1885
01:26:23,317 --> 01:26:25,685
[sighs] Keep an eye
on Supes for me.

1886
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:28,089
Where's he going?

1887
01:26:28,122 --> 01:26:31,624
No. Not the Solar Paw Punch.

1888
01:26:31,658 --> 01:26:33,560
The juice box thing?

1889
01:26:33,593 --> 01:26:34,929
But that'll kill him.

1890
01:26:34,962 --> 01:26:36,629
Krypto, no.

1891
01:26:38,966 --> 01:26:40,968
[dramatic music playing]

1892
01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:46,173
You were right, Ace.

1893
01:26:46,207 --> 01:26:47,707
Whoa, whoa!

1894
01:26:47,741 --> 01:26:49,944
[Lulu] I am a few guineas
short of a pig.

1895
01:26:51,578 --> 01:26:52,746
-[Lulu laughs]
-[PB] Uh...

1896
01:26:54,982 --> 01:26:56,283
[heroic music playing]

1897
01:26:58,252 --> 01:26:59,854
[Lulu laughs]

1898
01:26:59,887 --> 01:27:00,888
[Green Lantern] Ah!

1899
01:27:00,921 --> 01:27:02,789
[Aquaman grunts]

1900
01:27:02,823 --> 01:27:04,191
[screams]

1901
01:27:04,225 --> 01:27:05,658
[groaning]

1902
01:27:05,692 --> 01:27:07,161
[roars]

1903
01:27:10,630 --> 01:27:12,632
[Ace] <i>Well, when you</i>
<i>love somebody,</i>

1904
01:27:12,665 --> 01:27:14,935
<i>and I mean,</i>
<i>you really love them,</i>

1905
01:27:14,969 --> 01:27:17,972
<i>you gotta be willing</i>
<i>to do anything for 'em.</i>

1906
01:27:18,005 --> 01:27:19,173
[Krypto] <i>Even if it hurts?</i>

1907
01:27:19,940 --> 01:27:21,075
[Ace chuckles]

1908
01:27:21,108 --> 01:27:22,209
<i>Especially then.</i>

1909
01:27:25,913 --> 01:27:28,249
[dramatic music swells]

1910
01:27:31,684 --> 01:27:32,820
[groans]

1911
01:27:35,688 --> 01:27:37,258
[all screaming]

1912
01:27:41,829 --> 01:27:43,230
[distant explosion]

1913
01:27:46,733 --> 01:27:48,735
[heroic music playing]

1914
01:27:51,172 --> 01:27:53,040
-[Krypto grunts]
-[explosion]

1915
01:27:55,876 --> 01:27:57,878
[yells]

1916
01:28:01,082 --> 01:28:03,150
No!

1917
01:28:09,223 --> 01:28:10,958
[dramatic music playing]

1918
01:28:14,361 --> 01:28:16,130
[groaning loudly]

1919
01:28:22,735 --> 01:28:24,038
[dramatic music fades]

1920
01:28:28,809 --> 01:28:30,643
[solemn music playing]

1921
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:35,316
-[coughs]
-[gentle music playing]

1922
01:28:35,349 --> 01:28:36,884
[Ace groans]

1923
01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,019
Man, it sucks
being a canine shield.

1924
01:28:39,053 --> 01:28:40,421
-[bones cracking]
-[Ace groans] Oof.

1925
01:28:40,454 --> 01:28:41,822
[clicks tongue]

1926
01:28:41,856 --> 01:28:44,058
I think my teeth
are still glowing.

1927
01:28:44,091 --> 01:28:46,160
You saved my life, man.

1928
01:28:46,193 --> 01:28:48,761
Hey, well, you were
in the middle of saving ours.

1929
01:28:50,064 --> 01:28:51,798
You know what
they say about dogs.

1930
01:28:52,433 --> 01:28:54,235
[chuckles]

1931
01:28:54,268 --> 01:28:56,303
So, something did get through
that super skull of yours.

1932
01:28:56,337 --> 01:28:58,072
Don't make me take it back.

1933
01:29:02,109 --> 01:29:04,345
-[Keith] Bum, bum, bum.
-[Mark] Bye.

1934
01:29:05,112 --> 01:29:06,280
[water splashes]

1935
01:29:07,948 --> 01:29:10,317
What?
What have you done to me?

1936
01:29:10,351 --> 01:29:12,186
I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?

1937
01:29:12,219 --> 01:29:13,420
-[both laughing]
-[Lulu] No!

1938
01:29:13,454 --> 01:29:15,089
-[both laughing]
-Yeah!

1939
01:29:20,461 --> 01:29:23,264
[triumphant music playing]

1940
01:29:23,297 --> 01:29:25,166
[panting]

1941
01:29:25,199 --> 01:29:27,067
[Lois] Oh, thank goodness
you're okay.

1942
01:29:29,170 --> 01:29:30,271
[whines]

1943
01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:36,377
I'm happy for you, buddy.

1944
01:29:38,812 --> 01:29:40,414
You know Krypto rescued me?

1945
01:29:40,447 --> 01:29:41,849
I know the feeling.

1946
01:29:43,284 --> 01:29:45,486
He rescued me a long time ago.

1947
01:29:45,519 --> 01:29:47,254
He's a good dog.

1948
01:29:49,290 --> 01:29:50,858
[barks]

1949
01:29:50,891 --> 01:29:51,992
[chuckles]

1950
01:29:52,026 --> 01:29:53,227
Come here, boy.

1951
01:29:55,262 --> 01:29:56,497
[barks]

1952
01:29:56,530 --> 01:29:58,199
[grunts, laughs] Hey.

1953
01:29:58,232 --> 01:29:59,833
[chuckles]

1954
01:29:59,867 --> 01:30:01,068
[Krypto panting]

1955
01:30:01,101 --> 01:30:03,070
I'm sorry, Krypto.

1956
01:30:03,103 --> 01:30:05,906
You know you'll always be
my best friend.

1957
01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:08,108
And nothing
can ever change that.

1958
01:30:09,143 --> 01:30:10,344
[Krypto whines]

1959
01:30:13,948 --> 01:30:15,216
Oh, one more thing.

1960
01:30:19,220 --> 01:30:20,821
[Superman chuckles]

1961
01:30:20,854 --> 01:30:22,223
-[gentle music playing]
-Wow, look at that.

1962
01:30:22,256 --> 01:30:24,525
I did have this
whole thing planned, but--

1963
01:30:24,558 --> 01:30:26,060
Oh, no, please,

1964
01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:26,994
this is exactly
how I always pictured it.

1965
01:30:27,027 --> 01:30:28,362
Giant evil guinea pig.

1966
01:30:28,395 --> 01:30:30,998
This... This was
on my vision board. Really.

1967
01:30:31,031 --> 01:30:33,000
You wanna keep going?

1968
01:30:33,033 --> 01:30:34,268
Yes, I would. Thank you.

1969
01:30:35,302 --> 01:30:37,338
Lois Joanne Lane,

1970
01:30:37,371 --> 01:30:40,874
make me
the happiest Superman
in the universe.

1971
01:30:40,908 --> 01:30:42,176
-Will you--
-Yeah, okay!

1972
01:30:43,577 --> 01:30:45,379
[coughs] Prenup.
[clears throat]

1973
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:47,915
[barks]

1974
01:30:47,948 --> 01:30:49,216
[Superman exclaims]

1975
01:30:49,250 --> 01:30:50,451
-[Lois giggles]
-[Superman chuckles]

1976
01:30:50,484 --> 01:30:51,784
[toy squeaking]

1977
01:30:53,387 --> 01:30:55,089
Squeezy Bruce!

1978
01:30:55,122 --> 01:30:58,492
That better be a licensed toy,
or I will freak out.

1979
01:30:59,593 --> 01:31:01,161
[Chip panting]

1980
01:31:03,497 --> 01:31:05,366
[Green Lantern grunts]

1981
01:31:05,399 --> 01:31:06,400
[yelps] Oh!

1982
01:31:06,433 --> 01:31:08,969
Hey, don't worry. I got you.

1983
01:31:10,004 --> 01:31:11,071
[sighs]

1984
01:31:12,039 --> 01:31:13,874
Okay, what's happening?

1985
01:31:13,907 --> 01:31:15,242
Wow, this is so weird.

1986
01:31:15,276 --> 01:31:17,378
[squeals] So beautiful!

1987
01:31:17,411 --> 01:31:19,179
High-fiving so slow

1988
01:31:19,213 --> 01:31:20,381
when we're both
really fast. Huh.

1989
01:31:22,149 --> 01:31:25,152
Princess Diana of Themyscira,

1990
01:31:25,185 --> 01:31:27,054
I humbly present myself,

1991
01:31:27,087 --> 01:31:29,990
Super Hog,
still brainstorming, to you.

1992
01:31:31,859 --> 01:31:34,461
-[PB gasps]
-You will be a mighty warrior.

1993
01:31:35,562 --> 01:31:37,097
And cuddle buddy.

1994
01:31:40,234 --> 01:31:42,202
Woe is me.

1995
01:31:42,236 --> 01:31:44,004
-[mellow music playing]
-No one cares
about the water guy.

1996
01:31:45,506 --> 01:31:47,474
This water guy does.

1997
01:31:47,508 --> 01:31:49,109
Hey, my name's Keith.

1998
01:31:50,377 --> 01:31:53,113
-[kisses]
-Aw, little piggy kisses.

1999
01:31:54,181 --> 01:31:55,482
[Cyborg] Hey, smokey.

2000
01:31:55,516 --> 01:31:56,950
You're looking
a little burnt out.

2001
01:31:56,984 --> 01:31:59,186
Need a light?

2002
01:31:59,219 --> 01:32:00,421
-[gentle music playing]
-Oh, look at me!

2003
01:32:00,454 --> 01:32:01,555
-[laughs]
-Aw, come here.

2004
01:32:01,588 --> 01:32:03,490
I'm Mark. And your name?

2005
01:32:03,524 --> 01:32:05,359
[bird cawing]

2006
01:32:07,094 --> 01:32:10,264
-[gentle music fades]
-So, you are a dog.

2007
01:32:10,998 --> 01:32:13,100
I am the Batman.

2008
01:32:13,133 --> 01:32:15,336
Sorry, I'm not
really great with animals.

2009
01:32:15,369 --> 01:32:17,137
Yeah, I'm not
really great with people.

2010
01:32:17,171 --> 01:32:19,340
Probably because of my
traumatic puppyhood.

2011
01:32:19,373 --> 01:32:22,076
As a child,
my family was taken from me.

2012
01:32:22,109 --> 01:32:24,078
As a puppy,
I was taken from my family.

2013
01:32:24,111 --> 01:32:25,879
So, I've steeled myself.

2014
01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:27,481
-[somber music playing]
-My emotions, always in check.

2015
01:32:27,514 --> 01:32:30,984
[both] No one ever getting past
my impenetrable defenses.

2016
01:32:33,921 --> 01:32:35,255
Ah, what the heck?

2017
01:32:35,289 --> 01:32:37,391
-[soft music playing]
-[laughing]

2018
01:32:37,424 --> 01:32:38,559
Good boy.

2019
01:32:38,592 --> 01:32:40,861
Okay, the Batman
loves you, too.

2020
01:32:42,429 --> 01:32:43,597
[collar chiming]

2021
01:32:44,631 --> 01:32:45,632
Oh! Hey, Pops.

2022
01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:48,168
<i>Yes, it is I, Dog-El.</i>

2023
01:32:48,202 --> 01:32:49,903
-[sighs]
-[fast-forwarding]

2024
01:32:49,937 --> 01:32:52,373
<i>Never eat chocolate.</i>
<i>That dog in the mirror is you.</i>

2025
01:32:53,474 --> 01:32:55,209
<i>Fireworks suck!</i>

2026
01:32:55,242 --> 01:32:57,911
<i>Tell Gail I said hey!</i>

2027
01:32:57,945 --> 01:33:00,647
<i>Looks like you worked</i>
<i>everything out with Superman.</i>

2028
01:33:00,681 --> 01:33:03,684
Thanks to your advice,
I made some new friends, too.

2029
01:33:03,717 --> 01:33:06,053
And now I've gotta
bring them to Smallville.

2030
01:33:06,086 --> 01:33:07,654
I promised them
that it would be their new...

2031
01:33:08,722 --> 01:33:10,357
[Batman chuckles]

2032
01:33:10,391 --> 01:33:12,192
-[Wonder Woman laughing]
-[Green Lantern] Aw!

2033
01:33:12,226 --> 01:33:13,694
-[Flash laughs]
-...home.

2034
01:33:13,727 --> 01:33:15,195
[uplifting music playing]

2035
01:33:15,229 --> 01:33:16,463
[Lois laughs]

2036
01:33:25,439 --> 01:33:27,207
[upbeat music playing]

2037
01:33:28,208 --> 01:33:30,077
[train horn blaring]

2038
01:33:34,481 --> 01:33:35,949
[screeches]

2039
01:33:41,321 --> 01:33:43,157
Hey, Chip-tonite,

2040
01:33:43,190 --> 01:33:44,691
-How's it going with Jessica?
-We're getting pretty close

2041
01:33:44,725 --> 01:33:47,661
as person and pet.
She even put a ring on it.

2042
01:33:50,631 --> 01:33:53,066
Nice costume game, PB.

2043
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:56,136
Thanks! It even has magnets.

2044
01:34:06,013 --> 01:34:07,514
Um, how long
is this gonna take?

2045
01:34:07,548 --> 01:34:10,184
I got a hot date
with two firemen's helmets.

2046
01:34:10,217 --> 01:34:11,952
Spoiler alert, they're twins.

2047
01:34:14,254 --> 01:34:16,056
[engine roaring]

2048
01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:18,525
[barking]

2049
01:34:27,601 --> 01:34:29,169
You're late.

2050
01:34:29,203 --> 01:34:30,571
Sorry, me and the Dark Knight
were playing

2051
01:34:30,604 --> 01:34:33,073
a little bit of fetch.
Have you met Chewperman?

2052
01:34:33,106 --> 01:34:34,475
[toy squeaking]

2053
01:34:34,508 --> 01:34:35,709
So disrespectful.

2054
01:34:35,742 --> 01:34:37,344
-[toy squeaks]
-Y'all started it.

2055
01:34:37,377 --> 01:34:38,745
So, what's the mission?

2056
01:34:38,779 --> 01:34:40,147
We can answer that.

2057
01:34:42,216 --> 01:34:44,618
[Keith] Okay,
our intel indicates
a dog has been mutated.

2058
01:34:44,651 --> 01:34:45,719
This could be dangerous.

2059
01:34:45,752 --> 01:34:47,354
We have to stop him.

2060
01:34:47,387 --> 01:34:49,556
Tighten your collars.
We've got work to do.

2061
01:34:50,290 --> 01:34:51,492
[growling]

2062
01:34:51,525 --> 01:34:53,994
[deep voice]
I ate the FedEx guy.

2063
01:34:55,529 --> 01:34:57,364
Hey, I know that dog.

2064
01:34:57,397 --> 01:35:00,200
He's giant and blue
and about to crush us.

2065
01:35:00,234 --> 01:35:02,202
Can't crush what we have.

2066
01:35:02,236 --> 01:35:05,572
Say it back. Come on.

2067
01:35:05,606 --> 01:35:08,408
-Come on.
-Can't crush what we have.

2068
01:35:08,442 --> 01:35:10,344
[roars]

2069
01:35:11,512 --> 01:35:13,614
Super-Pets, activate!

2070
01:35:19,753 --> 01:35:21,321
[heroic music fades]

2071
01:35:21,355 --> 01:35:22,489
["message in a bottle"
by Taylor Swift playing]

2072
01:35:25,158 --> 01:35:30,264
<i>♪ These days I'm restless</i>
<i>Work days are endless ♪</i>

2073
01:35:30,297 --> 01:35:33,166
<i>♪ Look how</i>
<i>you've made me made me ♪</i>

2074
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:38,539
<i>♪ But time moves faster</i>
<i>replaying your laughter ♪</i>

2075
01:35:38,572 --> 01:35:40,808
<i>♪ Disaster ♪</i>

2076
01:35:40,842 --> 01:35:47,714
<i>♪ Cause now you're</i>
<i>so far away and I'm down ♪</i>

2077
01:35:47,748 --> 01:35:52,854
<i>♪ Feelin' like</i>
<i>a face in the crowd ♪</i>

2078
01:35:52,887 --> 01:35:57,791
<i>♪ I'm reachin'</i>
<i>for you terrified ♪</i>

2079
01:35:57,825 --> 01:36:02,462
<i>♪ Cause you could be</i>
<i>the one that I love ♪</i>

2080
01:36:02,496 --> 01:36:06,500
<i>♪ I could be the one</i>
<i>that you dream of ♪</i>

2081
01:36:06,533 --> 01:36:10,637
<i>♪ Message in a bottle</i>
<i>is all I can do ♪</i>

2082
01:36:10,671 --> 01:36:15,342
<i>♪ Standin' here</i>
<i>hopin' it gets to you ♪</i>

2083
01:36:15,375 --> 01:36:18,813
<i>♪ You could be the one</i>
<i>that I keep and I-I-I ♪</i>

2084
01:36:18,846 --> 01:36:22,884
<i>♪ Could be the reason</i>
<i>you can't sleep at night ♪</i>

2085
01:36:22,917 --> 01:36:27,387
<i>♪ Message in</i>
<i>a bottle is all I can do ♪</i>

2086
01:36:27,421 --> 01:36:31,758
<i>♪ Standin' here</i>
<i>hopin' it gets to you ♪</i>

2087
01:36:31,792 --> 01:36:36,129
<i>♪ How is it in London London ♪</i>

2088
01:36:36,163 --> 01:36:40,200
<i>♪ Where are you</i>
<i>while I'm wonderin' ♪</i>

2089
01:36:40,233 --> 01:36:45,639
<i>♪ If I'll ever see you again ♪</i>

2090
01:36:47,809 --> 01:36:50,744
<i>♪ You could be</i>
<i>the one that I love ♪</i>

2091
01:36:50,777 --> 01:36:55,682
<i>♪ And now I'm standin' here</i>
<i>hopin' it gets to you ♪</i>

2092
01:36:55,716 --> 01:37:00,354
<i>♪ Cause you could be</i>
<i>the one that I love ♪</i>

2093
01:37:00,387 --> 01:37:04,391
<i>♪ I could be the one</i>
<i>that you dream of ♪</i>

2094
01:37:04,424 --> 01:37:08,528
<i>♪ Message in a bottle</i>
<i>is all I can do ♪</i>

2095
01:37:08,562 --> 01:37:13,233
<i>♪ Standin' here</i>
<i>hopin' it gets to you ♪</i>

2096
01:37:13,266 --> 01:37:16,703
<i>♪ You could be the one</i>
<i>that I keep and I-I-I ♪</i>

2097
01:37:16,737 --> 01:37:20,774
<i>♪ Could be the reason</i>
<i>you can't sleep at night ♪</i>

2098
01:37:20,808 --> 01:37:25,278
<i>♪ Message in</i>
<i>a bottle is all I can do ♪</i>

2099
01:37:25,312 --> 01:37:29,349
<i>♪ Standin' here</i>
<i>hopin' it gets to you ♪</i>

2100
01:37:31,284 --> 01:37:35,222
<i>♪ You could be</i>
<i>the one that I love ♪</i>

2101
01:37:35,255 --> 01:37:38,525
<i>♪ You could be</i>
<i>the one that I love ♪</i>

2102
01:37:38,558 --> 01:37:40,527
♪ <i>I love ♪</i>

2103
01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:46,266
<i>♪ And now I'm standin' here</i>
<i>hopin' this gets to you ♪</i>

2104
01:37:47,467 --> 01:37:48,936
[Lex] <i>Hello?</i>

2105
01:37:48,970 --> 01:37:51,538
Excuse me. It's me.

2106
01:37:51,571 --> 01:37:54,408
Are any adorable animals
going to let me out?

2107
01:37:54,441 --> 01:37:55,943
Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

2108
01:37:55,977 --> 01:37:57,277
Nope.

2109
01:37:57,879 --> 01:37:59,446
[sighs]

2110
01:37:59,479 --> 01:38:01,983
I always knew this is how
it would end for me.

2111
01:38:02,016 --> 01:38:04,484
I always knew this is how
it would end for me.

2112
01:38:04,986 --> 01:38:06,553
[beeping]

2113
01:38:06,586 --> 01:38:08,488
[crackling]

2114
01:38:12,626 --> 01:38:13,995
[ominous music playing]

2115
01:38:14,028 --> 01:38:15,262
[ominous music stops]

2116
01:38:15,295 --> 01:38:17,597
[Lulu] Oh. It's you. Hi.

2117
01:38:17,631 --> 01:38:19,566
-[soft music playing]
-Let's be honest.

2118
01:38:19,599 --> 01:38:21,936
The two of us
are the real brains
behind this operation.

2119
01:38:21,969 --> 01:38:23,437
Forget Lex.

2120
01:38:23,470 --> 01:38:25,238
We should team up.

2121
01:38:25,272 --> 01:38:27,875
So, what do you say?

2122
01:38:27,909 --> 01:38:30,444
You wanna come live
in a studio apartment?

2123
01:38:31,745 --> 01:38:32,779
Like, with you?

2124
01:38:32,814 --> 01:38:35,649
Like, pet-owner situation?

2125
01:38:35,682 --> 01:38:40,787
Hmm, uh, let me think.
Yes, yes! The answer is yes!

2126
01:38:40,822 --> 01:38:42,656
So, just something
to know about me.

2127
01:38:42,689 --> 01:38:44,591
I'm passionate
about world domination

2128
01:38:44,624 --> 01:38:46,760
and my nails
need to be trimmed
twice a month.

2129
01:38:46,793 --> 01:38:47,929
[soft music fades]

2130
01:38:52,365 --> 01:38:54,468
[heroic music playing]

2131
01:44:07,815 --> 01:44:08,883
[barking]

2132
01:44:08,916 --> 01:44:10,184
[toy squeaking]

2133
01:44:10,217 --> 01:44:11,584
Fetch!

2134
01:44:13,054 --> 01:44:14,088
[toy squeaks]

2135
01:44:14,121 --> 01:44:15,122
[electricity crackling]

2136
01:44:17,657 --> 01:44:19,060
[thunder rumbling]

2137
01:44:19,093 --> 01:44:20,127
[toy squeaking]

2138
01:44:21,295 --> 01:44:23,097
That's my toy.

2139
01:44:23,130 --> 01:44:25,332
Then, why is it in my mouth?

2140
01:44:28,169 --> 01:44:29,636
[Superhero] Superman.

2141
01:44:29,669 --> 01:44:30,905
Black Adam.

2142
01:44:32,039 --> 01:44:33,706
Your owner's a hero, too?

2143
01:44:33,740 --> 01:44:35,876
-[toy squeaks]
-Antihero.

2144
01:44:35,910 --> 01:44:39,280
It's basically exactly
like a regular hero
except way cooler.

2145
01:44:39,313 --> 01:44:40,948
You make up your own rules,

2146
01:44:40,981 --> 01:44:42,649
and then you break them.

2147
01:44:42,682 --> 01:44:44,684
Also, you can ignore
most moral

2148
01:44:44,717 --> 01:44:48,122
and ethical conventions
because no one can stop you.

2149
01:44:48,155 --> 01:44:50,657
Yeah, that sounds
a lot like a villain.

2150
01:44:50,690 --> 01:44:52,126
Antihero.

2151
01:44:52,159 --> 01:44:55,762
If he's anti a hero,
then isn't he a villain?

2152
01:44:55,795 --> 01:44:58,866
Admit he's an antihero
or Black Adam
will destroy you.

2153
01:44:58,899 --> 01:45:00,401
Very villain thing to do.

2154
01:45:00,434 --> 01:45:02,669
It's a fine line,
not gonna lie.

2155
01:45:02,702 --> 01:45:05,306
Well, whatever he is,
I bet he can't fly to Pluto.

2156
01:45:05,339 --> 01:45:07,141
Oh, yeah? Watch him.

2157
01:45:12,712 --> 01:45:14,014
[Krypto] My toy.

2158
01:45:14,048 --> 01:45:15,615
[dramatic music fades]