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♪♪

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I'm good with numbers.

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Maybe I can help you --

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in the church.

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Bills and such.

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It's 90 days.

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What is?

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The wait.

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90?

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It's 90 days...

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'cause it --
'cause it's l-limited.

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Pound me!

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What?

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The New Leaf switchback Mexico
double-cross, James.

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♪♪

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I'm picturing the ranger's face
being like, "What?

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[ Both chuckle ]I'm so confused.

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I'm just gonna
go back to Texas

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and open up
a yogurt store."

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I know what
you guys are doing,

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and I've been looking into your
parents' private accounting.

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♪♪

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Petitioning
for passport?

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I am.

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Purpose?

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Visit an old friend.
From Young Offenders.

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Donny -- he's out.

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Oh, fuck.

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Where is he?

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Drawing nearer.

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Out trying to find money
for a gun.

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♪♪

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[ Revolver cocks ] Buenos días,ladies.

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I told Glenn
we're in a gang

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to help with the getting
the money thing.

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All: Special boys.

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♪♪

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My boy, Glenn.
He's not at home.

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♪♪

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My mom and dad said
they could, uh...

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bolster us through
the third quarter here

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Your parents accounts are
Our Lady accounts.

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I know it. That's --

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That's why I'm here
to get it --

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I made the grave mistake
of placing faith in him.

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My son had gone
with some of our funds.

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What's your boy's name?

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Paul Allen Brown.

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♪♪

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New Leaf:
Life can be brutal.

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You learn that
in the rodeo barrel.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Wing flapping ]

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♪♪

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Hey, bud.

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Bad place to be at the moment.

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There's a bull coming.

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Hear the rumbling?

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[ Hoofbeats in distance ]

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There you go, bud.

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You're a bright one.[ Hoofbeats grow louder ]

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You're brighter than me.

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Here we go.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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You know, a man can learn
a lot in the barrel.

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Some physics.

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Basic principles of contortion.

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♪♪

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Then there's
the heavy duty truth.

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Here it is.

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When someone has you
over a barrel...

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when someone puts you up
against the wall...

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[ Bull snorts ]

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...you gotta bring
your power down.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Bull snorts ]

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♪♪

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[ Bull bellows ]

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♪♪

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Down into the dilemma.

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♪♪

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[ Crowd cheering ]

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♪♪

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See red.

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Then barrel
into that motherfucker

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like a bull...[ Bull bellows ]

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...with all of it.

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♪♪

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Bull Face --

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That's the expression.

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I've seen it,

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of the exercise
of all your power.

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Bull Face --
I've faced it.

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And if you see someone coming
at you Bull Face, man...

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run.

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[ Bull bellows ]

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Bull Face.

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♪♪

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Cab driver:
How you doing?

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Fine.[ Door slides ]

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Where to?

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Train.

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Grand Central.

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Congratulations.

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Concerning?

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You're in the Cash Cab!

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♪♪

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♪ One day you'll
buy a ride on a comet ♪

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♪ And you'll ride
into the sunset ♪

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♪ Of a planet
that's beyond it ♪

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♪ Beyond the wall

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♪ Of all there is

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♪♪

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♪ And you will stash it
in your pocket ♪

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♪ And you'll take it
to Manhattan ♪

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♪ Where your grandma's 10,
and you are 10 ♪

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♪ You're not a family man,
you're best ♪

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♪ Friends

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♪ And you will
hold it together ♪

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♪ Under the oldest
running water ♪

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♪ Of the river of each other

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♪ With the power of the future

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♪♪

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♪ One day you'll ride
into the dawning ♪

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♪ Of the morning
of the dreaming ♪

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♪ And the sundown
of the nearing ♪

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♪ The evening of

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♪ Of the living

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The deputy's asking
if you're conscious enough

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for your ankle business...Yeah, but...

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[ Clears throat ]

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Yeah, soon.

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[ Door closes ]

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Hey, man.

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Yeah.

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There's a way.

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There's a way what?

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There's a way to say,
"Hey, Mom and Dad,

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it's back."

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The money?

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Yeah.

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What way?

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One way.

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What way?

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You have to
lay down in my bed.

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Right now.

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Withyou?

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Not with me.

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If you stay over there,
I'll stay over here,

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but you have to decide
right now, New Leaf.

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I'm not Paul Brown.
My name's James.

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I'm trying to
get this money.

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There's a Texas Ranger...

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I have to get
to Mexico,

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and he can't know
where I'm going,

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but they're gonna put
that ankle lock back on me

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in 30 seconds,
and if I can't get to Mexico,

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man, I can't
get this money.

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[ Sirens wail ]

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[ Police radio chatter ]

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[ Officers speaking Spanish ]

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[ Officer shouts in Spanish ]

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[ Pounding on door ]

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[ Shouting continues ]

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[ Pounding continues ]

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[ Sirens continue ]

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[ Windshield wipers whirring ]

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Abduction, aggravated assault,
aiding and abetting,

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attempted arson, arson,
battery, bribery, burglary...

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Are y-- Are you
doing that...

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alphabetically?

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Yeah, because you were,
I think.

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I was.

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Helps me remember.

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Jesus, how many times have
you been arrested?

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I've been here
for three years,

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and your parents
tried to change me.

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But it was
just a trick.

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In three years, I could've
been hollering at dudes.

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Fucking dudes.

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Scissoring chicks.

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Fucking with people.

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Standing girls up.

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Bringing dudes down.

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You get it.

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Breaking shit.

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Taking shit.

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Neck-punching twats.

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Twat-punching cunts.

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Cunt-punching dicks.

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You get it.

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I got a wide-open mind,
and it's wide open again.

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[ Birds chirping ]

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I'm...

198
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so surprised.

199
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Your mom's
so surprised.

200
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So, I want $65,000,

201
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or I'm going to
turn you both in.

202
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:22,273
But you got to tell me
exactly what's going on here,

203
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because you guys
seem kind of dumb,

204
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and I want to make sure
you're not gonna

205
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fuck the whole thing up
and get me arrested again.

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$65,000 is
a lot of money.

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[ Sighs ]

208
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I can suspend third-
and fourth-quarter

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audit requirements.

210
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That means the money
would transfer

211
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14 days from now.

212
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We're back to 14 days.

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Fuck yeah.

214
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I got to figure out
how to get the Ranger

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all the way to yogurt.

216
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,055
And you gotta get
your Uncle Dave

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to stop talking to him.

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Pa: Nothing personal,
ladies.

219
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:22,420
I need access to a computer
to freeze funds.

220
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Eva: There are computers
at our place of business.

221
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Cab driver: It's a TV game show
that takes place

222
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,169
right here in my taxi.

223
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,518
Alright,
here's how the game works.

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I'm your host.
My name is Ben Bailey.

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I'm gonna drive you
to your destination.

226
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I'm gonna ask you
general-knowledge questions

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along the way.

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I'm gonna start off easy

229
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and get harder as we go.

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As long as you continue to
answer the questions correctly,

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you're gonna win cash money
all the way from here to there.

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But here's the catch.

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If you get three wrong,

234
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that's three strikes,
and you're out,

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00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,843
which means I'm gonna pull over
and kick you out

236
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,759
right where we are on the spot,
and you lose it all.

237
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,021
So, those are
the rules of the game.

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What do you say?
Do you want to play?

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[ Siren wails in distance ]

240
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,942
How much is to gain, Ben?

241
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:10,773
Um, tops ever
is 3,000 bucks.

242
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,820
How much does a handgun
cost these days,

243
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,083
roughly speaking, Ben,

244
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,780
in the U.S.?

245
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,042
No idea, man.

246
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A thousand.
Two thousand.

247
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I don't know.

248
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,223
Let's play, Ben.

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♪♪

250
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,317
Uncle Dave.
Alright!

251
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:36,103
Come on out of that tiny booth
and give me a big hug!

252
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[ Engine turns off ]

253
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,889
Uh, I'm not allowed
to make contact.

254
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,456
Paul.

255
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,457
Here.

256
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Physical contact.

257
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"F" that "S."

258
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[ Chuckles ]

259
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Cab driver:
Which of the following

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is not a Kardashian?

261
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Kim, Kourtney,

262
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Khloé, or Kevin?

263
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Whom?

264
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The Kardashians.

265
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,306
Whom?

266
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The Kardashians.

267
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,222
Y-You keep saying that,

268
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,702
but it's --
it's meaningless to me.

269
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They're on TV.

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00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,531
And...?

271
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That's all.

272
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,450
And what would you like me to do
concerning them?

273
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,496
Tell me which one
is not one of them.

274
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Kim, Kourtney,
Khloé, or Kevin.

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♪♪

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I haven't got the faintest
fucking idea, Ben.

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Strike one.

278
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,125
I know about your father
and mother, Paul.

279
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,866
[ Horns honking ]Man: Oh, come on, man!

280
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,173
I am so terribly sorry.

281
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,262
Woman: Let's go![ Honking continues ]

282
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,917
Hey, "F" you!
I'm hugging my uncle!

283
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,049
This guy took me
to see "Star Wars"

284
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,964
even though I was grounded
for breaking

285
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,706
one of my mom's lamps
and lying about it.

286
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,840
And this guy snuck me out
and snuck me back in.

287
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,189
We got away with it.

288
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,060
And I got to see
"Star Wars."

289
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,627
'Cause of him.

290
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,891
So shut the "F" up.Man #2: Let's go! Move it!

291
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,719
Uncle Dave,
I want to talk to you

292
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:14,070
about that Texas Ranger.

293
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:22,557
♪♪

294
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:30,957
♪♪

295
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,916
[ Cellphones ringing, chiming ]

296
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,789
♪♪

297
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:41,663
Boy, you ladies
are popular.

298
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:45,406
You can't name a single
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson movie?

299
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,974
I cannot.

300
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,671
Remember,
you can use a Shout Out.

301
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,151
What Out?

302
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,893
You can reach out
to a friend or family member

303
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,721
or a colleague
for help with the answer.

304
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,550
Doesn't apply.

305
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,944
To me. This.

306
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,511
Why not?

307
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:07,080
I no longer
have those, Ben.

308
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,212
You no longer
have what?

309
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:13,042
Friends, family,
or colleagues.

310
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,958
May I ask, can we proceed
to the difficult questions?

311
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,047
What's that?

312
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:21,311
Perhaps,
of your questions,

313
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,097
you can ask me
the most difficult now.

314
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:28,797
And we'll, say,
skip the easy ones.

315
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,842
I don't know
if we can d-do that.

316
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,975
Nobody ever asked me
to do that before.

317
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,456
Why don't you do a Shout Out
with your boss?

318
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,417
Uncle Dave: He's asking
questions about a little girl.

319
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:43,290
Uncle Dave, what --
he's saying that I hurt someone?

320
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,770
I do magic because
I hate the world

321
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,904
where people hurt people,
and I want to live above it,

322
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:53,126
on a magic cloud
where you saw hot women in half

323
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,823
but not really.

324
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,957
Not...really.

325
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,002
I hate "really."

326
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,917
I would never hurt
anyone really --

327
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,788
never ever.

328
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,442
You know me.

329
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,748
You know that.

330
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,271
Like I know
you wouldn't.

331
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,578
I know you would
never hurt a--
One second.

332
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,362
I'm a registered
sex offender.

333
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,669
Please retrieve your change
from the change bowl.

334
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,105
[ Change clinks ]We have not touched.

335
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,498
Have a nice day.

336
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,543
Cab driver: Uh, hey.

337
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:23,069
Yeah, this guy wants to skip
to the really hard questions.

338
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,245
Man: What a moron.

339
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,463
Eh, why not.

340
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:29,031
Cool.

341
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,685
He said okay.

342
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,904
But one more strike
and you're out.

343
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,255
And we're only a couple
of blocks from Grand Central.

344
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,606
It's the $200 round.

345
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,347
Capital of Uruguay?

346
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,609
Montevideo.[ Chimes ]

347
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:42,827
Nauru?

348
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,481
Nauru has no capital.[ Chimes ]

349
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,222
What's the world's
largest desert --

350
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,832
Antarctica.[ Chimes ]

351
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,312
How many provinces
does Holland ha--

352
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,618
None.[ Chimes ]

353
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,794
In which battle was
Mark Antony --

354
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,056
Actium.[ Chimes ]

355
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,971
What gas --
Helium.

356
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,494
Which --
Charles Dickens.

357
00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:04,632
♪♪

358
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,200
I know that you would never
ever hurt anyone --

359
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,766
Never, ever.

360
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,378
That's why I always
sent you letters.

361
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,597
And that's why
I always loved you.

362
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,382
During your shame.

363
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,949
And that's why
I'm here now.

364
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,039
My mom's gone.

365
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,215
But I'm here.

366
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,304
[ Chuckles ]
And I love you.

367
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:27,785
And your love for my mom
lives on --

368
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:32,442
and on and on,
because it's family love.

369
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,836
It goes past forever.

370
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,838
Like ours.

371
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,014
It's five-ever.

372
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,063
Are you gonna stop
talking to Walker Texas Ranger

373
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:47,327
about totally f'ing B.S.?

374
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,111
I am.

375
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,504
Cool.

376
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,508
Let's get her home, Paul.

377
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:58,860
Let's get her and Byron home,
and let's treat them right.

378
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:01,123
Get -- Get them home?

379
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,430
For the funeral.

380
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:06,868
She always wanted to be buried
with her orphan hairbrush.

381
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:11,090
The first touch of love she felt
with the older girls.

382
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,136
Are we gonna bring
your mother and father's bodies

383
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,442
home from Mexico

384
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,879
so we can bury them
properly, Paul,

385
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,142
in the manner
they deserve?

386
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,319
We are.

387
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,843
I've informed
a funeral home, Paul,

388
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,107
about your parents.

389
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:35,331
♪♪

390
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,637
Jesus.

391
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,031
Hello.

392
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,381
Hello.

393
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,730
Did I startle you?

394
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,862
Yes.

395
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:48,039
Very sorry.

396
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:52,696
Paul, is it?

397
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:53,958
Yes.

398
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:58,354
Well, I'm here
on a matter of --

399
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,182
Well...

400
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:04,665
a matter of
life and death.

401
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:10,584
I'd like to begin your parents
on their journey onward.

402
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:14,892
I'd like to help
carry them over.

403
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:21,160
And I would need to begin
that process soon.

404
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,074
My parents are dead.

405
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,859
I know that, Paul.

406
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,731
That's why I'm here.

407
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,907
I'm Jonathan Joy.

408
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:35,261
Griego & Joy
Funeral Homes.

409
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:38,089
♪♪

410
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,798
♪♪

411
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,330
[ Vibrating ]

412
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:07,597
♪♪

413
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,251
[ Vibrating continues ]

414
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,603
♪♪

415
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,873
Please do come see me.

416
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,962
♪♪

417
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:29,315
Let's get your parents
home from Mexico.

418
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:35,277
The lawful and healthful
process of retrieval.

419
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:41,152
Then let's get them
on their journey Onward.

420
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,633
Let's.

421
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:49,248
Whenwill you come see me,
Young Paul?

422
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,728
Tomorrow would be...

423
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,905
good to begin
the lawful, um...

424
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,255
thing, yeah.

425
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,256
Good.

426
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:01,303
Well...

427
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,392
until tomorrow.

428
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:14,403
♪♪

429
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:25,414
♪♪

430
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,547
James: Hey.

431
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,244
Glenn: Yeah.

432
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,245
Nice.

433
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,464
What was?

434
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:32,595
Nice work.

435
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:34,118
In Mexico, man.

436
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,946
Thanks.

437
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,427
That was a really awesome
shared experience.

438
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,646
Yeah.

439
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,952
Got lost
in the desert.

440
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:44,215
Yeah.
I remember that part.

441
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:48,872
I didn't put
the sombrero on.

442
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,048
Yeah, why not?

443
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,615
That would've
been smart.

444
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:55,662
I wanted it to be fresh.

445
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:58,055
A fresh sombrero.

446
00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:01,885
Why did you want
a fresh sombrero, Glenn?

447
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,844
To give to my dad.

448
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:07,151
For Father's Day.

449
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,979
Hey, I want to be quiet.

450
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,503
You and me, New Leaf.

451
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:15,812
About being in Mexico
this week, 'cause...

452
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:19,468
Isn't your dad kinda...

453
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,992
not great?

454
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,604
Yeah, he's not great.

455
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,214
Town drunk, you said?

456
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:28,390
Yeah.

457
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,610
Well, my dad's
not great either.

458
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:34,265
He went into outer space
and lost his mind.

459
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,663
Our Pastor?

460
00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,752
What's that?

461
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:45,364
Pastor Brown.

462
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,366
He went into
outer space?

463
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,719
Yeah.

464
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:55,417
Yeah, in a special program.

465
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,593
An international...

466
00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:58,986
With Russia.

467
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:02,424
An International
Pastor Space Thing.

468
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,165
Cool.

469
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:22,183
Constable:
No sign of trauma.

470
00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:24,359
Nor indications
of blunt force.

471
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,318
Nor ligature bruising.

472
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:30,670
None.

473
00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,541
You just
found him dead?

474
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,936
Found him cold
just there.

475
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,067
No telling how?

476
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,329
No telling how.

477
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,028
Cab driver: Alright.
Final question.

478
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,769
It's all gonna
come down to this.

479
00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:44,292
Who is the youngest person

480
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:47,077
ever convicted
of first-degree murder?

481
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:49,036
Name and age.

482
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,516
[ Brakes squeak ]

483
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:53,693
We're pulling up here.
Clock's ticking.

484
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,172
You want to use
that Shout Out?

485
00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:56,739
You got a real
hot streak going.

486
00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,698
It'd be a shame to strike out
half a block away.

487
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,264
You can ask a stranger
on the street.

488
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:02,615
That's not necessary.

489
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:09,143
Two young men.

490
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:11,493
Byron Brown.

491
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:14,757
Donald James DeLoash.

492
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:17,760
Aged 8.

493
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,893
Donald was younger.

494
00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:23,331
By five months.

495
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:25,202
So Donald DeLoash.

496
00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:26,769
[ Chimes ][ Chuckling ]
Oh, my God.

497
00:24:26,813 --> 00:24:29,163
You just won $5,000
in the Cash Cab!

498
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,817
You're the biggest winner
we've ever had.

499
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:34,516
That's a new record!
What's your name?

500
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,692
Donald DeLoash.

501
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,436
May I have my cash?

502
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,613
I'm due on a train
west soon, Ben.

503
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,836
Two of the orphan boys
are missing.

504
00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:52,186
Byron Brown.
Donald DeLoash.

505
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:53,927
And seven bed sheets
missing.

506
00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:56,495
Six were found strung together
hanging from this floor

507
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,933
to the alley
'round back.

508
00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:02,457
Seven were taken?Seven sheets.

509
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,676
Six found.

510
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:06,069
Six found 'round back.

511
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,571
[ Groans ]

512
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,094
[ Sighs ]

513
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:41,540
It's cool you got your dad
a hat, Glenn.

514
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,543
But he doesn't, like...

515
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:49,765
He doesn't do
what most dads do.

516
00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:51,158
Like what?

517
00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,464
Like...

518
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:56,032
Like look out
for the people they love.

519
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,168
Your dad doesn't look out
for you, Glenn,

520
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,778
and it's not cool.

521
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:05,607
The sombrero is cool.

522
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:07,348
So maybe you
should save it

523
00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:10,177
and, like...
give it to someone later,

524
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:14,355
you know, who really
deserves a fresh sombrero.

525
00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:18,794
Like who.

526
00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:22,493
I don't know --
just someone in your future.

527
00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:24,887
Like in a jet pack?

528
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:27,629
What are you
talking about?

529
00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:30,023
In the futures.

530
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:33,156
Of jet packs.

531
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,897
The future's not --

532
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:43,689
The future's not just jet packs
and robots and shit.

533
00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:46,779
Then what is it?

534
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:49,564
The future is, like,

535
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,219
any time at all
ahead of right now.

536
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:53,873
Like...

537
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,658
Like, in two seconds.
Like, right now plus a second.

538
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,791
That's the future.

539
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,315
It doesn't have
to have robots.

540
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,230
It does not.

541
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:05,841
Fuck.

542
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,582
Okay.

543
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,106
That's good to know.

544
00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:13,544
It is good to know, Glenn.

545
00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:19,942
If we weren't friends,
if you hadn't told me that,

546
00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:23,076
I'd be running around
talking about robots and shit.

547
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,731
People would think
I was an idiot.

548
00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:29,212
Then I could never get
a girlfriend or anything.

549
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:31,650
Well, maybe you can now.

550
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,653
There's still lots
of other stuff we got to learn,

551
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,829
get straightened out.

552
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:38,569
Cool.

553
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:52,105
Man, thanks.

554
00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:55,586
Glenn.

555
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,807
Don't give it
to me,man.

556
00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:02,158
Youlook out for me.

557
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:06,467
[ Sighs ]

558
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:10,384
I don't want you to give up
on your dad...

559
00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:13,779
'cause...

560
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,128
Well, 'cause maybe
something someday

561
00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:16,782
will wake his dumb ass up.

562
00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,740
And...

563
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:21,351
I still call my dad.
Once a week.

564
00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:24,528
Even though he can't hear me
through his fucking huge helmet.

565
00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:26,226
He -- He -- He wears
this space helmet,

566
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,271
and he wanders around
Austin, Texas.

567
00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:31,361
Like the village idiot.
In a space suit.

568
00:28:31,405 --> 00:28:34,582
We're still talking
about Pastor Brown?

569
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:41,676
No.

570
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,897
I have another dad.

571
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,769
He's the Village Idiot?

572
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,597
Yeah.

573
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,167
Mine's the Town Drunk.

574
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:55,734
[ Chuckles ]

575
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,431
We should introduce them
to each other.

576
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,520
[ Chuckles ]

577
00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,870
Yeah, we should.

578
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:11,575
Glenn, my name's James.

579
00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,403
Schaeler.

580
00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:17,712
I'm in the middle
of an elaborate plot

581
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,497
that's...

582
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,717
fucking kind of
falling apart

583
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,285
to take all
of Pastor Brown's money,

584
00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:27,200
which...

585
00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:33,162
I mean, he's a really bad man,
so...maybe that means something.

586
00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:35,338
I don't know.

587
00:29:35,382 --> 00:29:37,819
I don't even know
why I'm telling you

588
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:41,562
all this right now.

589
00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:45,348
I still want you to have
my fresh sombrero.

590
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,307
Maybe even more than him.

591
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:50,658
He's right there?

592
00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,051
Yeah.

593
00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:55,010
That's him.

594
00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:57,056
You haven't gone over
and tell him you're okay?

595
00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,667
To give him
the fresh sombrero?

596
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,409
I was enjoying
being with you.

597
00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,806
Wesley: New Leaf?

598
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:09,546
New Leaf: Right.

599
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:10,678
New Leaf?

600
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:13,507
Right.

601
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,030
That's a name?

602
00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:17,163
That's myname.

603
00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:27,260
Are you Native American?

604
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:30,089
No.

605
00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:33,614
I'm formerly cruel,
and I turned a new leaf.

606
00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:36,095
What are you now?

607
00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:39,533
A little indisposed
at the moment.

608
00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:43,058
How did that
get there?

609
00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:44,886
How'd what?

610
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,235
The ankle bracelet?

611
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:47,846
The ankle bracelet what?

612
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,152
How did that fucking
ankle bracelet

613
00:30:50,196 --> 00:30:52,372
get on your ankle?

614
00:30:57,203 --> 00:31:00,728
I don't care what your name is
or what you're doing.

615
00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:03,209
People fucking suck, man.

616
00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:06,038
And you don't, so...

617
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:08,736
How do you
know that, man?

618
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:10,433
Know what?

619
00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,871
That people
fucking suck?

620
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:15,874
I work in a pawn shop.

621
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:18,746
Glenn...

622
00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:22,097
[ Sighing ] Ah, man.

623
00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:23,577
Go.

624
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:26,275
Go up there
and tell your dad you're okay

625
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:29,061
and give him
this fucking awesome

626
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:30,932
Father's Day
Fresh Sombrero,

627
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:33,674
and, man, just see
the look on his face.

628
00:31:33,717 --> 00:31:35,241
Alright, and, man...

629
00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:37,547
feel how fucking hard
he hugs you,

630
00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:39,985
'cause he's not crazy
like my dad.

631
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,290
He's just drunk.

632
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,988
He can stop that.

633
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,557
Give him a chance.

634
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:50,386
You bought it.

635
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,998
You kept it fresh.

636
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:55,783
Yeah.

637
00:31:55,826 --> 00:31:59,352
Because you love him.

638
00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:02,355
Yeah.

639
00:32:02,398 --> 00:32:05,924
Give it to him.

640
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,969
Okay.

641
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,841
[ Sighs ]

642
00:32:10,885 --> 00:32:13,496
Please, tell him, uh,
not to wear it around town,

643
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:17,587
'cause of the, you know,
the Ranger and Mexico, and...

644
00:32:17,631 --> 00:32:20,373
Just please tell him to hide --
hide the sombrero.

645
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,114
Cool.

646
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:54,102
The computer you wish to use
is right over here.

647
00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:57,236
[ Rifles cock ]

648
00:32:57,279 --> 00:33:02,241
♪♪

649
00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:04,808
[ Rifles cock ]

650
00:33:04,852 --> 00:33:14,035
♪♪

651
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:17,212
[ Rifle cocks ]

652
00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:26,961
♪♪

653
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:36,623
♪♪

654
00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:38,407
New Leaf: I'm hearing
in your voice

655
00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:42,194
an indication that...
maybe you think I'm stupid.

656
00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:44,544
[ Scoffs ]

657
00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:47,721
Would you like, Ranger,
to hear a scenario?

658
00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,418
I would like to hear
how the bracelet

659
00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:53,292
got on your ankle.

660
00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:56,208
Well,
here's the scenario.

661
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:57,905
And at the end,
you might ask yourself,

662
00:33:57,948 --> 00:34:00,516
"Who's the fucking
nincompoop here?"

663
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,172
Keeping vigil night and day.
Vigil for my caring parents.

664
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:06,522
Night and day.
Tired.

665
00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,524
In their hospital.
Nod off.

666
00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:11,092
From the long vigil.
I wake up.

667
00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:14,052
I got a fucking gizmo
attached to me here.

668
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,793
Someone latched up
the wrong man, Ranger.

669
00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:19,927
Nincompoop?
Not me.

670
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:22,538
Not in this scenario.

671
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:25,454
A Kilroy County Deputy
put that on you.

672
00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:28,196
Yeah. Okay.

673
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,677
He thought you were
Paul Allen Brown.

674
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,982
Well, I'm New Leaf.

675
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,506
We've established that,

676
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:35,899
and I've never been
to Texas, Jack,

677
00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:38,424
and I got a Texas gizmo
on me here,

678
00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:40,991
and you got no jurisdiction
on my goddamn shit,

679
00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:43,777
so unless you want
to give me a fucking trim,

680
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,822
get this bitch
off my ankle.

681
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:47,302
Toot Sweet.

682
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:49,870
That's French, Motherfucker,
for pronto.

683
00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:52,786
That's I-talian, Motherfucker,
for right now.

684
00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:55,005
And that's English, Jack,
your native tongue.

685
00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:56,529
So you get it.

686
00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:58,357
So get it done.

687
00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:03,710
You've never
been to Texas?

688
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:08,802
Well...

689
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:10,630
Well what?

690
00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:12,588
Yesterday, yeah.

691
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,461
And today,
passing through.

692
00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:18,333
Today, yeah.

693
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:20,814
On your trip
to Mexico.

694
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:23,121
Yeah.

695
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:25,340
Mexico.

696
00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:27,864
Yeah.

697
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,649
Mexico.

698
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,781
You keep saying that.

699
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,397
What were you
doing in Mexico?

700
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,355
You seem...

701
00:35:40,399 --> 00:35:43,663
I don't know --
sort of local to me.

702
00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:45,839
[ Vibrating ]

703
00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:54,891
[ Sighs ]

704
00:35:57,024 --> 00:36:00,201
Fuck you.

705
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,203
Fuck me?

706
00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:04,727
Local?
What's that?

707
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,468
Is that supposed to mean
I'm less than something

708
00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:07,948
or something?

709
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:10,124
I was well raised.

710
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,258
You could etch on my tombstone,
"He should have known better."

711
00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:16,217
I was well raised by good,
caring people.

712
00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,350
But I'm the dog
that you clean up after

713
00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:20,308
and then hit with
a fucking newspaper.

714
00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:24,312
I'm bad news, Ranger,
but I'm not stupid,

715
00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:29,361
and I never broke one law
in your fucking Lone Star State.

716
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:32,320
So, you get
this bracelet off.

717
00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:33,887
I got things
I need to do.

718
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:36,063
My parents died today.

719
00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:38,239
There are tasks.

720
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,719
[ Inhales deeply ]

721
00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:42,112
There's been, here,

722
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:44,463
a peculiar concentration
of activity

723
00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,552
involving, somehow...

724
00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:49,032
Mexico.

725
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:52,122
Among a peculiar number
of people here.

726
00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:59,260
Killer.

727
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,218
Me?

728
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:01,480
Yeah.

729
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:02,655
Convicted.

730
00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,047
Yeah.

731
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,659
Motherfucker taunted
my mother and father,

732
00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:08,095
and I did the time
behind the bars

733
00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:09,966
and down in the barrel.

734
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,142
Taunted.

735
00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:13,579
Yeah.

736
00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:15,494
And you shot him.

737
00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:17,844
Yeah.

738
00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,281
For taunting someone.

739
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,240
Not someone.

740
00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:26,635
My mother and father.

741
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,594
And since then...

742
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:32,119
Since then what?

743
00:37:32,162 --> 00:37:34,904
You let anyone else
have it like that?

744
00:37:34,948 --> 00:37:38,734
No one's given me a reason.

745
00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:41,911
What were you doing in Mexico,
New Leaf?

746
00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:44,914
New Leaf?

747
00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,656
[ Sighs ]

748
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:51,138
I was researching LensCrafters
franchise opportunities

749
00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:53,706
in the suburbs
of Greater northwestern Mexico.

750
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:56,012
I'm a registered,
licensed franchisee

751
00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:58,450
in the LensCrafters
franchise family.

752
00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:01,931
I got $96,000
of my parents' life savings

753
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,890
laying around
in the form of hard costs,

754
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,979
such as frames, lenses,

755
00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:09,243
and eyeglass stands
I'm trying to recoup on.

756
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,507
I attended a Mexican
LensCrafters symposium yesterday

757
00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:15,554
for that reason.

758
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:20,428
Here's my ticket,
Wesley Walker, Texas Ranger.

759
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:22,778
And I was at a real fucking
disadvantage, man,

760
00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:25,825
seeking Mexican wholesale
franchise discount opportunities

761
00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:28,088
with this shit
on my ankle.

762
00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:30,612
So now, man...

763
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,919
get her off.

764
00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:35,748
I'm not fucking around.
Look at my face.

765
00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:45,888
You wandered down to Mexico
with your folks at death's door?

766
00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:48,369
I'm useless, Ranger.

767
00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:49,588
It was their life savings.

768
00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,241
I endeavored
to put it to good use

769
00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:53,374
before they passed away
into the it's-never-gonna-

770
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:55,768
fucking-happen-now
end of it all.

771
00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:58,379
I didn't wander
down to Mexico.

772
00:38:58,423 --> 00:38:59,772
I hurried.

773
00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,861
For them.

774
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,515
Because as of 7:00 a.m.
this morning,

775
00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:07,127
there was still hope.

776
00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:08,346
And now?

777
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:14,613
And now...

778
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:16,354
nope.

779
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:22,882
Seriously, man.

780
00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:25,928
Stand the fuck up
and get this off me.

781
00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:28,322
I got things
I need to do.

782
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:44,904
♪♪

783
00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:51,432
♪♪

784
00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:54,392
Any word?

785
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:55,741
Pirdoo.

786
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,873
♪♪

787
00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,440
Word on Glenn?

788
00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,442
Word on Glenn.

789
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:04,489
Glenn's home, Ranger.

790
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:06,752
Well, that's great.

791
00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:09,494
It's fucking great, yeah.

792
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:11,713
Where was your boy?

793
00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:13,106
Road trip.

794
00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:14,977
Roadie.

795
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:16,457
He wrote me a note.

796
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:18,851
It just washed away.

797
00:40:18,894 --> 00:40:21,331
He brought me
something home.

798
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,550
From his trip?

799
00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:23,508
Yeah.

800
00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:24,900
Father's Day.

801
00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,075
Well, that's fine.

802
00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,337
[ Chuckles ]

803
00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,470
That's a fine thing.

804
00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:31,167
Check it out.

805
00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:38,479
♪♪

806
00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:40,133
Check it out, guy.

807
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:50,491
♪♪

808
00:40:50,535 --> 00:41:00,762
♪♪

809
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:11,120
♪♪

810
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:21,435
♪♪

811
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,524
New Leaf: Yeah,
I went to Mexico,

812
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,571
primarily because,
if my parents passed away,

813
00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:30,444
I wanted to immediately
kill So-Called James.

814
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,446
But I still, of course,

815
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,362
frequent LensCrafters
franchise message boards

816
00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:38,104
in the hope of identifying
opportunities to recoup

817
00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:42,108
some of my parents' investment
in LensCrafters and in me.

818
00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:45,677
At this point,
a sweet second chance

819
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,288
at a brick-and-mortar
franchise store is

820
00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:49,985
a fucking pipe dream.

821
00:41:50,029 --> 00:41:51,683
Who the fuck
are we kidding here,

822
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:57,123
given our fiduciary situation.

823
00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,517
But it's imprudent
to bypass opportunities

824
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,736
to allay our leftover
hard-cost stock items

825
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:04,609
such as frames, lenses,
and eyeglass stands

826
00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:08,047
at franchise mixers and
various franchise symposiums

827
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:10,963
where franchise owners
can barter, negotiate,

828
00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:13,531
or just do a fellow
LensCrafters franchise owner

829
00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,271
a fucking solid.

830
00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:16,838
So, yeah, I dropped in there.

831
00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:18,274
In Mexico.

832
00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:19,711
While there.

833
00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:21,669
Hoping...

834
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:24,150
Hoping I could sell
some reserve stock

835
00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:25,978
and lessen the loss
of the investment

836
00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:28,110
my elderly father, Kevin,
and mother, Denise,

837
00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,417
made in LensCrafters and in me.

838
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:34,073
♪♪

839
00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:35,901
No takers.

840
00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:40,470
♪♪

841
00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:42,124
So, at the end of their lives,

842
00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:44,474
what my parents lost
by investing in me

843
00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:46,868
was entire and full.

844
00:42:46,912 --> 00:42:48,478
It was complete.

845
00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:55,268
♪♪

846
00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:58,184
Now I'll just take
a bath on this shit,

847
00:42:58,227 --> 00:43:00,578
'cause I need
some fucking money for a gun

848
00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:04,669
so I can pay a fateful visit
to So-Called James.

849
00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:07,889
♪♪

850
00:43:07,933 --> 00:43:09,369
Where's young Glenn?

851
00:43:09,412 --> 00:43:12,590
Young Glenn is sleeping.

852
00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:14,243
In the back?

853
00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:15,810
At home.

854
00:43:15,854 --> 00:43:17,856
How can I help you?

855
00:43:17,899 --> 00:43:19,553
I got glasses.

856
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,816
Cases and cases
of eyewear.

857
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,036
Like, here.

858
00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:26,386
Cases and cases.

859
00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:29,345
[ Sighs ]

860
00:43:29,389 --> 00:43:31,565
You're gonna take a bath
on these, man.

861
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,089
I'm not a wholesaler.
I'm a Mom-and-Pop.

862
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:36,614
But my wife --

863
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:39,660
my wife left us,
so I'm just a Pop.

864
00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:43,272
Just a Pop store, bud,
so I can't do you right, here.

865
00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:44,622
This is a lot of stock.

866
00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:47,233
Well, I need the money
for something.

867
00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:49,670
You own a pawn shop.
You know the story.

868
00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:51,672
What do you need?
We have a lot of stock.

869
00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:53,935
Maybe I can make you a deal
on something.

870
00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:55,894
You don't stock it.

871
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:59,898
You don't stock
what Ineed.

872
00:43:59,941 --> 00:44:01,682
Well, okay.

873
00:44:01,726 --> 00:44:03,902
How many boxes
of eyewear?

874
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,034
72.

875
00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:07,949
I'll give you $2,000,
all in.

876
00:44:07,993 --> 00:44:10,778
That'll cover it.

877
00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:12,562
[ Clears throat ]

878
00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:14,042
[ Pen clicks ]

879
00:44:14,086 --> 00:44:15,478
Hey.

880
00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:18,003
Yeah?

881
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,266
You got a good kid.

882
00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:23,399
Your kid.

883
00:44:23,443 --> 00:44:25,445
I know him a little.

884
00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:29,014
I wanted you
to know that.

885
00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:31,103
Glenn?

886
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:33,714
Glenn's a good kid.

887
00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:36,717
He is, yeah.

888
00:44:36,761 --> 00:44:37,979
You sure you want

889
00:44:38,023 --> 00:44:39,720
to follow through
on this transaction?

890
00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:41,853
Yeah, I am.

891
00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:47,249
Glenn works here?

892
00:44:47,293 --> 00:44:48,729
Sometimes.

893
00:44:48,773 --> 00:44:50,731
Most of the time.

894
00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:51,819
Seems like.

895
00:44:51,863 --> 00:44:53,821
[ Register dings ]

896
00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:55,910
So, it's a...

897
00:44:55,954 --> 00:44:59,479
more of a Kid and Pop store,
really.

898
00:44:59,522 --> 00:45:02,656
But no one ever says that,
'cause no one really sees that

899
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:06,312
'cause kids don't really do
that that -- that much.

900
00:45:06,355 --> 00:45:07,835
Right?

901
00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:12,666
[ Register door closes ]

902
00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,282
Here's your money.

903
00:45:24,591 --> 00:45:32,730
♪♪

904
00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:42,783
♪♪

905
00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:45,743
♪♪

906
00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:06,111
♪♪

907
00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:26,522
♪♪

908
00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:44,802
♪♪