1 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,730 Woo! Yeah! Today's the day! 2 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:14,524 We're going to the awesomest place on earth, 3 00:00:14,624 --> 00:00:16,526 Hululand, the official Hulu theme park! 4 00:00:16,626 --> 00:00:19,279 And they didn't make us say this! Huluuu! 5 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:21,114 Bum bum... bum bum! 6 00:00:21,214 --> 00:00:23,366 Stop dabbing, Terry! Nobody does that anymore. 7 00:00:23,466 --> 00:00:26,035 Wrong! Dabbing will be cool forever! Dabbity dab dab! 8 00:00:26,135 --> 00:00:28,371 I'll admit that even I, the stodgiest one of the bunch, 9 00:00:28,471 --> 00:00:29,706 am looking forward to this trip. 10 00:00:29,806 --> 00:00:32,125 We could use it after all the crap we've been through lately. 11 00:00:32,225 --> 00:00:35,128 That stuff with the trains. All that business with the line. 12 00:00:35,228 --> 00:00:36,421 You know, basically those two things. 13 00:00:36,521 --> 00:00:38,173 I've made a plan to make sure we hit all the best rides... 14 00:00:38,273 --> 00:00:40,216 ...before the park closes or it gets bought by Verizon. 15 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:42,594 Korvo, come on, look at the map. I'm pointing. Look at my pointing, please! 16 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,721 Fine. I will look at a few pointings, but that's it. 17 00:00:44,821 --> 00:00:47,223 First, we hit the Handmaid's Tale: Escape from Gilead Water Plume. 18 00:00:47,323 --> 00:00:48,516 After that it's Pen15 Mountain. 19 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,518 Then we head for the thrilling but grossly insensitive. 20 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:51,644 Looming Tower Terror Tower. 21 00:00:51,744 --> 00:00:53,938 Next we grab drinks at the Palm Springs Tiki Lounge. 22 00:00:54,038 --> 00:00:56,316 Y'know, I want to watch the Bosch stage show. Where's that? 23 00:00:56,416 --> 00:00:57,525 That show's not on Hulu. - Yes, it is. 24 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,860 No, it's not. - Yes, it is, Terry! 25 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,195 I Bosch all the time. 26 00:01:00,295 --> 00:01:02,238 I wouldn't even be allowed to say it if it wasn't on Hulu. 27 00:01:02,338 --> 00:01:03,698 No, it's not, brah! 28 00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:05,867 You know what, Terry, I would bet my life that Bosch is on Hulu! 29 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:08,369 Well, then get ready to die because they even say it on the map. 30 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,288 Dammit! What's it on then? CNN? 31 00:01:10,388 --> 00:01:11,748 Oh my god, Korvo, 32 00:01:11,848 --> 00:01:13,792 I can't believe you don't know the exact streaming service... 33 00:01:13,892 --> 00:01:14,918 ...that every single show is on. 34 00:01:15,018 --> 00:01:16,085 You're such a boomer! 35 00:01:16,185 --> 00:01:17,587 Shit, we gotta go! Get your shoes on. 36 00:01:17,687 --> 00:01:19,172 Whoop-whoop! - Replicants, get the lead out! 37 00:01:19,272 --> 00:01:21,466 We need to leave if we want to get on the dinner reservation list... 38 00:01:21,566 --> 00:01:23,566 ...for Club 11.22.63! 39 00:01:23,568 --> 00:01:25,512 That's the show where they time travel to save JFK... 40 00:01:25,612 --> 00:01:28,139 ...and a secret diner above the log plume where they serve lamb. 41 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:30,016 Oh, I know it, and I love it! 42 00:01:30,116 --> 00:01:33,103 The Solar Opposites are going to Hululand! 43 00:01:33,203 --> 00:01:35,438 And it's not going to be like that Itchy and Scratchyland episode... 44 00:01:35,538 --> 00:01:37,023 ...of The Simpsons, just to be clear right up front. 45 00:01:37,123 --> 00:01:39,123 We'll see about that. 46 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,585 Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia... 47 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,895 ...until the asteroid hit. 48 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,741 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa... 49 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,827 ...and escaped into... the space, 50 00:01:48,927 --> 00:01:51,887 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 51 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,874 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 52 00:01:54,974 --> 00:01:56,626 That's right. I've been talking this whole time. 53 00:01:56,726 --> 00:01:58,378 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 54 00:01:58,478 --> 00:02:00,797 This is... this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me? 55 00:02:00,897 --> 00:02:02,132 This is ridiculous. 56 00:02:02,232 --> 00:02:04,050 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 57 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:05,427 People are stupid and confusing. 58 00:02:05,527 --> 00:02:08,012 Why won't a billionaire take me with them into... when they go into space? 59 00:02:08,112 --> 00:02:10,181 I'm a good navigator. I'll bring some snacks. 60 00:02:10,281 --> 00:02:11,142 Do you like Takis? 61 00:02:11,242 --> 00:02:14,812 If you bring me to space, I'll bring Takis. 62 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:23,194 Ugh! I can't decide if I should wear my Ramy sun visor or my Dollface skullcap. 63 00:02:23,294 --> 00:02:26,739 Are we just going to be name-dropping all the Hulu properties all day or what? 64 00:02:26,839 --> 00:02:29,909 Oh yeah, the corporate synergy is going to get very gross. 65 00:02:30,009 --> 00:02:31,244 Don't forget to open the last day... 66 00:02:31,344 --> 00:02:33,329 ...of your Countdown to Hululand advent calendar. 67 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:36,416 Hmm. Let's see what the final stale piece is going to be. 68 00:02:36,516 --> 00:02:39,794 Ooh! It's a The Great-flavored jellybean! 69 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:42,464 Hmm. I've always wondered what The Great would taste like, 70 00:02:42,564 --> 00:02:44,674 and now I know. Blood on linen! 71 00:02:44,774 --> 00:02:46,801 I'm glad Korvo paid for season passes... 72 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:49,012 ...so we won't have to watch a bunch of ads as we walk through the park. 73 00:02:49,112 --> 00:02:52,307 Well, except for some rides which, due to previous rights issues, 74 00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:54,976 have to start and end with a commercial for Lexus. 75 00:02:55,076 --> 00:02:56,936 I heard sometimes they try to sneak ads... 76 00:02:57,036 --> 00:02:59,022 ...into the actual rides without telling people. 77 00:02:59,122 --> 00:03:00,565 Not that I'd mind with Lexus. 78 00:03:00,665 --> 00:03:03,693 Their vehicles are the peak of luxury and automotive excellence! 79 00:03:03,793 --> 00:03:06,070 Will you two hurry the fuck up before I get so mad that I squirt? 80 00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:09,365 Oh, good grief! Korvo won't stop saying he's going to 'squirt' 81 00:03:09,465 --> 00:03:11,659 ever since he played The Last Of Us Part 2. 82 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,077 It's tres embarrassing. 83 00:03:13,177 --> 00:03:14,621 Ooh, leave the TV on. 84 00:03:14,721 --> 00:03:17,415 The sound keeps the Wall peeps happy when we aren't around. 85 00:03:17,515 --> 00:03:21,085 Better feed them a little extra in case we're gone for too long. 86 00:03:21,185 --> 00:03:23,338 Enjoy the Duds, little buds! 87 00:03:23,438 --> 00:03:26,174 Breaking news! A gorilla has just escaped the city zoo. 88 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,010 This is the first zoo escape since 1998... 89 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:31,179 ...when a Chilean flamingo stole some clothes... 90 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,264 ...and snuck out disguised as a teen boy... 91 00:03:33,364 --> 00:03:35,549 Beep... beep... beep... 92 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,561 Hey, Blaine. Knock it off. We're having a meeting over here. 93 00:03:38,661 --> 00:03:40,063 Oh, so sorry. 94 00:03:40,163 --> 00:03:42,190 I just figured since this was a hospital, 95 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,234 you'd want to know the patient's status with my beeps. 96 00:03:44,334 --> 00:03:47,377 But I guess I'll just go fuck myself! 97 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:51,449 Don't mind him. Blaine just takes his Hos-play very seriously. 98 00:03:51,549 --> 00:03:53,118 How's he doing? 99 00:03:53,218 --> 00:03:54,786 Well, it was miss for a while. 100 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,622 Then it was hit. And then it alternated between miss and hit. 101 00:03:57,722 --> 00:03:58,457 Or hit and miss... 102 00:03:58,557 --> 00:03:59,707 Could you just tell me in English? 103 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,544 His vitals seem to be responding to the contact lens fluid... 104 00:04:02,644 --> 00:04:04,212 ...we've been giving him intravenously. 105 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:05,922 He's lucky you guys got him out of there when you did. 106 00:04:06,022 --> 00:04:06,965 How long will he be unconscious? 107 00:04:07,065 --> 00:04:10,260 In my professional opinion, I'd say eight, maybe twelve weeks. 108 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,302 Cherie? 109 00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:13,179 Tim! - Of course he wakes up... 110 00:04:13,279 --> 00:04:15,014 ...right as I say eight to twelve weeks. 111 00:04:15,114 --> 00:04:16,391 Gah, I look like such an idiot. 112 00:04:16,491 --> 00:04:19,227 You're alive! Cherie, oh god, this whole year... 113 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,728 How did you survive in the backyard? 114 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,188 Don't worry about that. 115 00:04:22,288 --> 00:04:24,399 You don't remember what you said in the throne room, do you? 116 00:04:24,499 --> 00:04:26,317 No, I... I don't remember anything. 117 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:28,278 Even if you'd woken up just five minutes later, 118 00:04:28,378 --> 00:04:29,612 but right when I said it? 119 00:04:29,712 --> 00:04:31,823 Ugh! I'm going to be thinking about this for the rest of my... 120 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:32,741 Get over it. 121 00:04:32,841 --> 00:04:35,160 The last couple months are a blur. Where am I? 122 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:37,162 Secret hospital room in the Bowinian church, 123 00:04:37,262 --> 00:04:39,205 being treated for lead poisoning. 124 00:04:39,305 --> 00:04:41,332 What? Who would poison me? I'm a great guy! 125 00:04:41,432 --> 00:04:44,794 You did it to yourself, drinking out of that cheap Burger King glass. 126 00:04:44,894 --> 00:04:46,838 I never drank out of a Burger King glass! 127 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:48,590 What? No, I watched you. 128 00:04:48,690 --> 00:04:50,383 That glass in my office is a replica. 129 00:04:50,483 --> 00:04:52,552 I commissioned it from our finest cup makers... 130 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:54,262 ...for a daily hit of nostalgia! 131 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,097 It's lead free! 132 00:04:55,197 --> 00:04:56,347 No, that can't be right. 133 00:04:56,447 --> 00:04:58,433 All of our cup makers refuse to take commissions. 134 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:01,352 You're done, Tim. You're going on trial for your crimes. 135 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:03,563 It's time the people of the Wall learn the truth. 136 00:05:03,663 --> 00:05:05,523 Wait. How long have I been out? - Four days. 137 00:05:05,623 --> 00:05:07,623 Oh no! No, I'm late! 138 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,403 Look, Jesse's opened all the compartments. 139 00:05:10,503 --> 00:05:12,113 That means the aliens have gone on their trip! 140 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:13,907 What trip? - He's delirious. 141 00:05:14,007 --> 00:05:16,743 Haven't you seen them buy Dramamine and individual orange juices? 142 00:05:16,843 --> 00:05:18,661 So? - That's road trip stuff! 143 00:05:18,761 --> 00:05:19,746 The aliens have left. 144 00:05:19,846 --> 00:05:22,248 This is our chance to escape and get big again! 145 00:05:22,348 --> 00:05:23,708 Is... is that true? 146 00:05:23,808 --> 00:05:25,752 Is this really our chance to free the Wall? 147 00:05:25,852 --> 00:05:27,712 Don't listen to him! It's a trick. 148 00:05:27,812 --> 00:05:30,173 Maybe, but if he's right and they are out of town... 149 00:05:30,273 --> 00:05:32,634 And we get everyone to the hole... 150 00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:36,346 Guys, stop! The last time I trusted Tim, he stabbed me with a toothpick. 151 00:05:36,446 --> 00:05:37,347 This man is a total... 152 00:05:37,447 --> 00:05:39,447 Shit! Where is he? 153 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,267 Nooo! 154 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,332 We won, 155 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,917 but at such a heavy cost. 156 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:08,419 Freeze or I'll put a staple right through your bony ass. 157 00:06:08,519 --> 00:06:09,296 Cherie, stop. 158 00:06:09,396 --> 00:06:11,339 Listen, I want to face up to the crimes I've committed, 159 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,799 but now is not the time. 160 00:06:12,899 --> 00:06:14,008 I've got to save us all! 161 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:16,177 No way, you don't call the shots anymore, 162 00:06:16,277 --> 00:06:17,595 not after you tried to murder me! 163 00:06:17,695 --> 00:06:18,805 I know, you're right, but... 164 00:06:18,905 --> 00:06:21,710 You're coming back with me and... 165 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,257 What the hell was that? 166 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,441 The drawer is jammed! We have to hurry. 167 00:06:29,541 --> 00:06:32,402 The structural integrity of that Milk Dud shan't hold for long! 168 00:06:32,502 --> 00:06:34,502 Tim! 169 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,645 Fucking hell. 170 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,105 Oh. 171 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,550 Carpet broke our fall. 172 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:57,969 I can't believe there's breathable atmosphere out here! 173 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,554 It's a bedroom. - Right, right. 174 00:06:59,654 --> 00:07:01,806 I'm not done with you. You can't just run from your... 175 00:07:01,906 --> 00:07:03,906 Yes, I can! 176 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,593 Bola throw! 177 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:11,149 This is over! 178 00:07:11,249 --> 00:07:13,249 Okay, okay... - Huh? 179 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:19,073 Don't move or make a sound. 180 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:20,950 No, I've seen this thing. He's friendly. 181 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:23,050 Hey, big guy! 182 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,250 I thought you said the aliens were on a trip? 183 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:31,753 I guess... maybe that one got Home Alone'd or... 184 00:07:31,853 --> 00:07:33,853 Oh my god! 185 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:37,592 Tim! You fucker! 186 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:39,692 No! 187 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,562 It's the shrink ray! I reversed it! 188 00:07:49,662 --> 00:07:51,731 Sorry, I should've said that instead of just shoving you... 189 00:07:51,831 --> 00:07:52,899 ...in front of it and pulling the trigger. 190 00:07:52,999 --> 00:07:55,209 I got caught up in the excitement! 191 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:58,321 Wait, wait! Before you kill me, I want to say something. 192 00:07:58,421 --> 00:08:00,156 Cherie, I hate the Wall! 193 00:08:00,256 --> 00:08:02,951 It turned me into a person that does bad things. 194 00:08:03,051 --> 00:08:05,203 But even if I could somehow travel back in time, 195 00:08:05,303 --> 00:08:08,456 I'd still want Yumyulack to shrink me down and put me in there, 196 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,851 because it's how I met you. 197 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:14,337 My life is richer, happier, and better because you are in it. 198 00:08:14,437 --> 00:08:16,881 And while I hate the Wall more than anything, 199 00:08:16,981 --> 00:08:19,968 I also kind of love it because it gave me you. 200 00:08:20,068 --> 00:08:21,553 But I messed up. I know I did. 201 00:08:21,653 --> 00:08:23,805 And I'm sorry. Go ahead. 202 00:08:23,905 --> 00:08:26,141 I'm ready to be smooshed to death by your fingers. 203 00:08:26,241 --> 00:08:28,017 You deserve it. Take your revenge. 204 00:08:28,117 --> 00:08:32,452 Feel the power of the dark side flowing through you. 205 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,947 Oh Tim. There are things I have to tell you. 206 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:42,657 When I was outside the Wall, I... 207 00:08:42,757 --> 00:08:45,368 Stop. Shh, no. We don't have time for big reveals now. 208 00:08:45,468 --> 00:08:46,411 We have to save the others. 209 00:08:46,511 --> 00:08:48,121 Then everything that needs to be said can be said. 210 00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:49,789 Are you sure? It's kind of important. 211 00:08:49,889 --> 00:08:51,791 I'm sure as shit on Sunday. 212 00:08:51,891 --> 00:08:53,501 Wow, that's pretty sure. 213 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,044 Ahh, how are we gonna do this? 214 00:08:55,144 --> 00:08:57,005 Maybe have everyone climb out the hole to the backyard? 215 00:08:57,105 --> 00:08:59,632 No, that'll take too long and the backyard's too dangerous. 216 00:08:59,732 --> 00:09:02,719 We'd either get caught by the aliens or see a shit-ton of tiny people... 217 00:09:02,819 --> 00:09:04,819 ...eaten by squirrels. 218 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,015 Ooh, beep beep. 219 00:09:07,115 --> 00:09:08,558 Dammit, biometric security. 220 00:09:08,658 --> 00:09:10,059 We need an alien's hand to open it. 221 00:09:10,159 --> 00:09:10,936 So what can we do? 222 00:09:11,036 --> 00:09:13,605 Also, did that panel just make, like, a sexy beep? 223 00:09:13,705 --> 00:09:15,023 Yeah, it was weirdly sexy. 224 00:09:15,123 --> 00:09:16,983 We have to get help before the aliens come back. 225 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,486 Citizens of the Wall, hear me now! 226 00:09:19,586 --> 00:09:23,865 Cherie and I are leaving, but I vow we will return and save you. 227 00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:27,217 Our nightmare is at an end. Stay strong! 228 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,317 For the wall! 229 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,502 Okie-dokie, so let me see if I got this straight. 230 00:09:35,602 --> 00:09:37,921 You're saying an alien tween shrunk you down, 231 00:09:38,021 --> 00:09:40,256 locked you in an ant habitat-type terrarium... 232 00:09:40,356 --> 00:09:41,758 ...hidden in his bedroom wall. 233 00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:44,469 There was a big Snowpiercer. - Slash-Escape From New York-type... 234 00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:47,555 ...revolutionary war to displace a 'The Duke,' 235 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,558 after which you stabbed her and became the new ruler. 236 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,684 But she survived. 237 00:09:51,784 --> 00:09:52,936 Enemies became allies, 238 00:09:53,036 --> 00:09:55,480 and now you've teamed up to free the whole society? 239 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:56,815 Yeah, that's exactly right. 240 00:09:56,915 --> 00:09:59,150 Wow, when you didn't write any of it down, I was worried you would forget. 241 00:09:59,250 --> 00:09:59,944 I did too! 242 00:10:00,044 --> 00:10:02,195 Am I on an episode of Impractical Jokers? 243 00:10:02,295 --> 00:10:03,905 Where are the cameras? Is Sal here? 244 00:10:04,005 --> 00:10:06,449 I wish to the lord above this was an episode... 245 00:10:06,549 --> 00:10:08,409 ...of Impractical Jokers, but it's real. 246 00:10:08,509 --> 00:10:09,927 Watch this! 247 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,539 You shrunk my round cakes! 248 00:10:12,639 --> 00:10:14,290 Sorry, but I had to prove our story. 249 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:15,959 Also, those are called donuts. 250 00:10:16,059 --> 00:10:17,377 Well, look, now I'm upset. 251 00:10:17,477 --> 00:10:20,505 And no, not because I'm stereotypically into round cakes... 252 00:10:20,605 --> 00:10:22,298 Donuts... - But because it was my week... 253 00:10:22,398 --> 00:10:23,883 ...to buy them for my whole unit. 254 00:10:23,983 --> 00:10:27,137 Now the guys are going to think that I bought this tiny box as a joke... 255 00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:29,389 ...and, in turn, they'll suspect I don't appreciate... 256 00:10:29,489 --> 00:10:31,933 ...when it's their week and they get a full-size box. 257 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,853 Sorry, I didn't realize the internal politics here was a whole thing. 258 00:10:34,953 --> 00:10:37,522 However, these shrinky-dink treats do prove your story, 259 00:10:37,622 --> 00:10:39,691 which is a fucked-up bigger deal. 260 00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:41,943 As a non-stereotypical officer of the law, 261 00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:43,445 I just cannot ignore it. 262 00:10:43,545 --> 00:10:45,155 So you'll help us? 263 00:10:45,255 --> 00:10:48,966 You bet I will. Let me put this into evidence... 264 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,827 ...eat a couple of these little roundies, 265 00:10:50,927 --> 00:10:52,871 mmm, and call the SWAT team. 266 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:56,541 Now, where we can find these alien psychos? 267 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,963 Well, the Shrill Thrill Super Coaster totally lives up to the hype! 268 00:11:02,063 --> 00:11:05,566 And so do these Little Fires Everywhere spicy Micheladas! 269 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,968 Yumyulack, are you okay? 270 00:11:07,068 --> 00:11:08,970 You've barfed after every ride we've been on. 271 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:10,138 I bet it was all that Steven King's. 272 00:11:10,238 --> 00:11:12,140 Castle Rock Lobster Chowder you slurped down. 273 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:17,425 I told you to go easy! - No one tells me how to slurp chowder! 274 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,981 Hey, fuckers, eat ground, now! 275 00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:21,858 Ooh, is this a photo experience? 276 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:24,763 What show are you from? The news? 277 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,822 I can't believe it. They're being brought to justice. 278 00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:29,115 I never thought this would happen! 279 00:11:29,215 --> 00:11:31,510 The Wall is gonna be freed! 280 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,498 They're letting them go? 281 00:11:36,598 --> 00:11:38,708 No. No, no, no. Hey, officer, what is this? 282 00:11:38,808 --> 00:11:40,960 Apparently, those aliens have been giving the feds... 283 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:43,129 ...secret sci-fi technology for years, 284 00:11:43,229 --> 00:11:47,425 and they have full immunity for any and all crimes committed, 285 00:11:47,525 --> 00:11:50,220 including shrink ray-ing and wall-based imprisoning. 286 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,805 They are untouchable. 287 00:11:51,905 --> 00:11:53,932 No! No, this can't be happening! 288 00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:54,850 Oh, it's happening. 289 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:57,477 You know how iPhones now have that magnet on the back? 290 00:11:57,577 --> 00:12:00,438 Apparently, that was these guys. It's serious shit. 291 00:12:00,538 --> 00:12:02,482 Who cares about a fucking magnet? It's just a fucking magnet! 292 00:12:02,582 --> 00:12:03,858 I have those on my fucking fridge! 293 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,735 I'm not the one buying an annual iPhone. 294 00:12:05,835 --> 00:12:06,654 Tell it to the consumers. 295 00:12:06,754 --> 00:12:08,947 You can't let this happen! It's not fair! 296 00:12:09,047 --> 00:12:10,547 Forget it, Tim. 297 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,647 It's Hululand. 298 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,663 Okay, this is bad, but we can't give up. 299 00:12:16,763 --> 00:12:18,915 Maybe we can talk to some lawyers, or the media. 300 00:12:19,015 --> 00:12:22,127 Or I could tweet at AOC, and maybe she'll play Twitch with us. 301 00:12:22,227 --> 00:12:24,796 We'll raise some awareness. The Squad will help! 302 00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:27,590 I've spent the past two years of my life fighting to survive, 303 00:12:27,690 --> 00:12:31,302 and I'm tired of these aliens and I'm tired of the Wall. 304 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,179 I'm done. 305 00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:35,557 I just want to work the Saturday shift at Benihana... 306 00:12:35,657 --> 00:12:38,309 ...and watch the sunset from the bluff at Fourth Beach. 307 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,103 I have to move on, Tim. 308 00:12:40,203 --> 00:12:42,105 And I think you need to, too. 309 00:12:42,205 --> 00:12:44,107 No, no, Cherie, it can't end like this. 310 00:12:44,207 --> 00:12:45,666 We have to keep trying. 311 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,000 No. 312 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,100 Goodbye. 313 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,812 More developments on the escaped gorilla. 314 00:13:22,912 --> 00:13:25,273 We came home to find the gorilla had broken in... 315 00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:27,108 ...and eaten all of our cigarettes! 316 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,208 Eaten? - Eaten! 317 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:48,588 Are you okay, sir? 318 00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:51,899 No, there's only one person who can help me. 319 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,634 Not what I asked, but whatever. 320 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,638 Yeah, Cherie came back to work here, 321 00:13:56,738 --> 00:13:58,306 but then she quit again yesterday. 322 00:13:58,406 --> 00:13:59,100 Do you know why? 323 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,767 The manager thought it was 'cause she couldn't get... 324 00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:02,018 ...her old Saturday shift back, 325 00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:04,104 but I know something else was wrong. 326 00:14:04,204 --> 00:14:06,499 Something in her very soul! 327 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,690 I got no clue where she is now. 328 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,129 Have you noticed you're not the same size? 329 00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:29,797 What do you mean? 330 00:14:29,897 --> 00:14:31,631 Before I was shrunk, I was five-foot-seven, 331 00:14:31,731 --> 00:14:33,424 but now I'm only five-six-and-a-half. 332 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,219 Even after being enlarged, I'm still not full size. 333 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:38,699 Yeah. I dropped a shoe size. 334 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,615 Part of us is still back there. 335 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,715 In the Wall. 336 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,187 I thought I'd be able to slide back into my old life, 337 00:14:46,287 --> 00:14:48,690 but I keep having meltdowns whenever I see candy... 338 00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:50,942 ...or little kids playing with action figures. 339 00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:51,652 I know the feeling. 340 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:54,362 I almost crapped my pants when someone snapped into a Slim Jim... 341 00:14:54,462 --> 00:14:55,530 ...on the bus the other day. 342 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,323 I was wrong to give up. 343 00:14:57,423 --> 00:14:58,700 We have to go back. 344 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,411 We have to go back and save the Wall. 345 00:15:01,511 --> 00:15:03,779 I believe in us. 346 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,499 You trimmed your beard. 347 00:15:06,599 --> 00:15:08,960 Yeah. Bugs and shit kept getting stuck in it. 348 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,211 I like it. 349 00:15:10,311 --> 00:15:12,714 How are we going to do this? We don't even have the shrink ray. 350 00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:15,534 Don't worry. Daddy's got a plan. 351 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,182 Shouldn't you do something to disguise your voice? 352 00:15:22,282 --> 00:15:24,017 Way ahead of you. - A voice scrambler! 353 00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:25,185 I thought those were just in movies. 354 00:15:25,285 --> 00:15:27,750 I'm pretty sure they're real. 355 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,274 Police department. - Rawwr! This is the escaped gorilla. 356 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:33,276 I'm in the parking lot of the Target. 357 00:15:33,376 --> 00:15:35,361 Defund the police! Rawwr! 358 00:15:35,461 --> 00:15:39,031 Oh shit! Guys, the gorilla's at the Target! 359 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,441 That's your cue. 360 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,209 That was easy. - Aah! 361 00:15:48,309 --> 00:15:49,709 The cops didn't even lock anything. 362 00:15:49,809 --> 00:15:52,295 Tim, your plan was so simple and brilliant! 363 00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,380 It was just a little something I cooked up, no biggie. 364 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,925 So I got both things. But what's this shotgun for? 365 00:15:57,025 --> 00:15:58,968 Besides making us look sick as hell! 366 00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,861 You'll see. 367 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:04,349 Well, I was skeptical, but that was a delicious dinner at Lobster Bell, 368 00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:06,226 the new combination Red Lobster-Taco Bell. 369 00:16:06,326 --> 00:16:08,978 Just listen to me next time. I know my combo franchises. 370 00:16:09,078 --> 00:16:11,773 Well, I didn't like it as much as Del Lobster Loco. 371 00:16:11,873 --> 00:16:13,233 What the fuck? 372 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,400 Who are you people? - Shut up. 373 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:18,154 Do exactly as I say or I'm gonna blow this blue blob to snot, got it? 374 00:16:18,254 --> 00:16:20,615 Go ahead! Pull the trigger! He means nothing to us! 375 00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:22,826 Oh Jesus, god, no! I was bluffing! 376 00:16:22,926 --> 00:16:24,786 Please don't shoot Pupa! It was a pathetic bluff! 377 00:16:24,886 --> 00:16:26,579 Oh fuck! Wall people! 378 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:27,997 Uh, what's a wall people? 379 00:16:28,097 --> 00:16:30,140 Upstairs. All of you. Now! 380 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,127 What the shit? 381 00:16:31,227 --> 00:16:33,253 You've been shrinking people and putting them in a wall? 382 00:16:33,353 --> 00:16:34,546 Oh, that rules! 383 00:16:34,646 --> 00:16:36,214 I mean, no, that's bad. You should not be doing that. 384 00:16:36,314 --> 00:16:39,008 Quiet! You two are going to open the Wall and release everyone. 385 00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:40,802 Don't do this, Tim. - You... 386 00:16:40,902 --> 00:16:42,679 You know my name? - Of course I do. 387 00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:44,597 Me and Jesse know all about you. You're our favorite. 388 00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:45,682 Um, I'm right here. 389 00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:46,850 At first, I just shrank you... 390 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:48,852 ...because you were wearing a red shirt at Lolo Burger. 391 00:16:48,952 --> 00:16:50,979 I watched how you went from zero to hero. 392 00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:53,022 How the Duke had you imprisoned and tortured. 393 00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:55,316 How your writings inspired a revolution. 394 00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:58,611 We saw how you protected the Wall from the truth about Ethan. 395 00:16:58,711 --> 00:17:01,239 We've seen everything you've endured and accomplished. 396 00:17:01,339 --> 00:17:03,867 Did you see me and Jean-Pierre turn our backs to each other and crank it, 397 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,743 but we'd sneak looks at each other, when we were in prison? 398 00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:06,287 Oh yeah. 399 00:17:06,387 --> 00:17:08,413 Tim, you know it would be wrong to open the Wall. 400 00:17:08,513 --> 00:17:11,249 Because, if you're really honest, you know that everyone in the Wall... 401 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:13,293 ...is where they're supposed to be. 402 00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:15,393 Even you. - And you. 403 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,250 Fuck you, you little Greedo. 404 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,105 I've never been more turned on in my life. 405 00:17:34,205 --> 00:17:35,523 Now... open it. 406 00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:37,859 Ughhh, beep beep. 407 00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:39,611 Okay, what is with that sultry beep? 408 00:17:39,711 --> 00:17:41,780 We chose the sexy setting as a joke, 409 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:45,960 but then we couldn't figure out how to change it. 410 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,716 Alright, everyone, one at a time. 411 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,153 That's everyone. 412 00:18:22,253 --> 00:18:24,239 It's finally over. - Almost. 413 00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:26,339 There's one more thing. 414 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,867 Go outside, Cherie. 415 00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:31,678 You're not gonna want to see this. - I understand. 416 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,874 You think you can just treat people like they're a little show-in-a-show? 417 00:18:34,974 --> 00:18:37,210 Like we're not real people with lives, huh? 418 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:40,030 Well, let's see how you like it. 419 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,080 Ow. 420 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,469 You can't just leave us in here! How will we survive? 421 00:18:46,569 --> 00:18:47,430 Here's a jelly bean. 422 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:51,100 If you're careful, that might last a month. 423 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,399 Now it's over. 424 00:18:59,499 --> 00:19:01,818 What you said when we escaped the Wall was true: 425 00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:04,670 All of this had to happen to bring us together. 426 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:06,072 I love you, Tim. 427 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:08,172 I love you, Cherie. 428 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,109 Not so fast, Tim! 429 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,749 The escaped gorilla riding Ma-Mutt from Thundercats? 430 00:19:16,849 --> 00:19:19,878 That's right, Tim. I've come to recruit you for a brand-new mission. 431 00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:22,839 The two of us have to go tomb raiding in Central America. 432 00:19:22,939 --> 00:19:24,632 We only have until the planets align, 433 00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:26,968 and I have a journal from my father full of secrets! 434 00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:29,512 It's all very complicated, and we have to go now! 435 00:19:29,612 --> 00:19:30,764 Now? I don't know... 436 00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:32,557 I understand your hesitation. 437 00:19:32,657 --> 00:19:34,601 You thought your adventures were over. 438 00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:35,685 They are, aren't they? 439 00:19:35,785 --> 00:19:37,854 No, they're just beginning. 440 00:19:37,954 --> 00:19:39,314 Wow! Can Cherie come too? 441 00:19:39,414 --> 00:19:41,274 I'm gonna sit this one out, hot stuff. 442 00:19:41,374 --> 00:19:42,901 But I'll be here when you get back. 443 00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:45,211 Then count me in, gorilla! 444 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,238 Here, eat some cigarettes. 445 00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,673 You'll need the energy for the flight. 446 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,773 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 447 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,540 Whoo-hoo-hoo! - We're losing him. 448 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,502 We're losing him. - What? Losing who? 449 00:20:00,602 --> 00:20:01,920 What's wrong with the sky? 450 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,130 Is that light from the end of Total Recall? 451 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:06,707 Ignore that! Have fun! 452 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 We're losing him! 453 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:11,679 We're losing him! 454 00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:13,890 His eyes are still moving under the lids, see that? 455 00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:15,683 He's probably experiencing some kind of... 456 00:20:15,783 --> 00:20:18,937 'it was all a dream' -type hallucination as his brain dies. 457 00:20:19,037 --> 00:20:22,232 Gorilla... Ma-Mutt... cigarettes... 458 00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:24,400 You hear that? That's some dying brain shit right there. 459 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,325 Well, that explains why he's got a huge boner. 460 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,646 Beeeeep. 461 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,245 He's gone. The lead, it was simply too much. 462 00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:37,345 Beeeep. 463 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,794 Fuck. I wanted him to pay for his crimes. 464 00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:47,484 But of course he dodged that, just like he always does. 465 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,926 In retrospect, it might not have been a good idea... 466 00:20:50,026 --> 00:20:52,095 ...to fill his veins with contact lens solution. 467 00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:54,490 But hey, ya live, ya learn. 468 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,198 What the hell happens now? 469 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,559 Ah, Hulu. 470 00:21:39,659 --> 00:21:42,479 I need a vacation from my vacation. 471 00:21:42,579 --> 00:21:44,579 And I need a Lexus.