Woo! Yeah! Today's the day!
We're going to the awesomest place on earth,
Hululand, the official Hulu theme park!
And they didn't make us say this! Huluuu!
Bum bum... bum bum!
Stop dabbing, Terry! Nobody does that anymore.
Wrong! Dabbing will be cool forever! Dabbity dab dab!
I'll admit that even I, the stodgiest one of the bunch,
am looking forward to this trip.
We could use it after all the crap we've been through lately.
That stuff with the trains. All that business with the line.
You know, basically those two things.
I've made a plan to make sure we hit all the best rides...
...before the park closes or it gets bought by Verizon.
Korvo, come on, look at the map. I'm pointing. Look at my pointing, please!
Fine. I will look at a few pointings, but that's it.
First, we hit the Handmaid's Tale: Escape from Gilead Water Plume.
After that it's Pen15 Mountain.
Then we head for the thrilling but grossly insensitive.
Looming Tower Terror Tower.
Next we grab drinks at the Palm Springs Tiki Lounge.
Y'know, I want to watch the Bosch stage show. Where's that?
That show's not on Hulu. - Yes, it is.
No, it's not. - Yes, it is, Terry!
I Bosch all the time.
I wouldn't even be allowed to say it if it wasn't on Hulu.
No, it's not, brah!
You know what, Terry, I would bet my life that Bosch is on Hulu!
Well, then get ready to die because they even say it on the map.
Dammit! What's it on then? CNN?
Oh my god, Korvo,
I can't believe you don't know the exact streaming service...
...that every single show is on.
You're such a boomer!
Shit, we gotta go! Get your shoes on.
Whoop-whoop! - Replicants, get the lead out!
We need to leave if we want to get on the dinner reservation list...
...for Club 11.22.63!
That's the show where they time travel to save JFK...
...and a secret diner above the log plume where they serve lamb.
Oh, I know it, and I love it!
The Solar Opposites are going to Hululand!
And it's not going to be like that Itchy and Scratchyland episode...
...of The Simpsons, just to be clear right up front.
We'll see about that.
Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia...
...until the asteroid hit.
One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa...
...and escaped into... the space,
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
That's right. I've been talking this whole time.
I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
This is... this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
This is ridiculous.
I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
People are stupid and confusing.
Why won't a billionaire take me with them into... when they go into space?
I'm a good navigator. I'll bring some snacks.
Do you like Takis?
If you bring me to space, I'll bring Takis.
Ugh! I can't decide if I should wear my Ramy sun visor or my Dollface skullcap.
Are we just going to be name-dropping all the Hulu properties all day or what?
Oh yeah, the corporate synergy is going to get very gross.
Don't forget to open the last day...
...of your Countdown to Hululand advent calendar.
Hmm. Let's see what the final stale piece is going to be.
Ooh! It's a The Great-flavored jellybean!
Hmm. I've always wondered what The Great would taste like,
and now I know. Blood on linen!
I'm glad Korvo paid for season passes...
...so we won't have to watch a bunch of ads as we walk through the park.
Well, except for some rides which, due to previous rights issues,
have to start and end with a commercial for Lexus.
I heard sometimes they try to sneak ads...
...into the actual rides without telling people.
Not that I'd mind with Lexus.
Their vehicles are the peak of luxury and automotive excellence!
Will you two hurry the fuck up before I get so mad that I squirt?
Oh, good grief! Korvo won't stop saying he's going to 'squirt'
ever since he played The Last Of Us Part 2.
It's tres embarrassing.
Ooh, leave the TV on.
The sound keeps the Wall peeps happy when we aren't around.
Better feed them a little extra in case we're gone for too long.
Enjoy the Duds, little buds!
Breaking news! A gorilla has just escaped the city zoo.
This is the first zoo escape since 1998...
...when a Chilean flamingo stole some clothes...
...and snuck out disguised as a teen boy...
Beep... beep... beep...
Hey, Blaine. Knock it off. We're having a meeting over here.
Oh, so sorry.
I just figured since this was a hospital,
you'd want to know the patient's status with my beeps.
But I guess I'll just go fuck myself!
Don't mind him. Blaine just takes his Hos-play very seriously.
How's he doing?
Well, it was miss for a while.
Then it was hit. And then it alternated between miss and hit.
Or hit and miss...
Could you just tell me in English?
His vitals seem to be responding to the contact lens fluid...
...we've been giving him intravenously.
He's lucky you guys got him out of there when you did.
How long will he be unconscious?
In my professional opinion, I'd say eight, maybe twelve weeks.
Cherie?
Tim! - Of course he wakes up...
...right as I say eight to twelve weeks.
Gah, I look like such an idiot.
You're alive! Cherie, oh god, this whole year...
How did you survive in the backyard?
Don't worry about that.
You don't remember what you said in the throne room, do you?
No, I... I don't remember anything.
Even if you'd woken up just five minutes later,
but right when I said it?
Ugh! I'm going to be thinking about this for the rest of my...
Get over it.
The last couple months are a blur. Where am I?
Secret hospital room in the Bowinian church,
being treated for lead poisoning.
What? Who would poison me? I'm a great guy!
You did it to yourself, drinking out of that cheap Burger King glass.
I never drank out of a Burger King glass!
What? No, I watched you.
That glass in my office is a replica.
I commissioned it from our finest cup makers...
...for a daily hit of nostalgia!
It's lead free!
No, that can't be right.
All of our cup makers refuse to take commissions.
You're done, Tim. You're going on trial for your crimes.
It's time the people of the Wall learn the truth.
Wait. How long have I been out? - Four days.
Oh no! No, I'm late!
Look, Jesse's opened all the compartments.
That means the aliens have gone on their trip!
What trip? - He's delirious.
Haven't you seen them buy Dramamine and individual orange juices?
So? - That's road trip stuff!
The aliens have left.
This is our chance to escape and get big again!
Is... is that true?
Is this really our chance to free the Wall?
Don't listen to him! It's a trick.
Maybe, but if he's right and they are out of town...
And we get everyone to the hole...
Guys, stop! The last time I trusted Tim, he stabbed me with a toothpick.
This man is a total...
Shit! Where is he?
Nooo!
We won,
but at such a heavy cost.
Freeze or I'll put a staple right through your bony ass.
Cherie, stop.
Listen, I want to face up to the crimes I've committed,
but now is not the time.
I've got to save us all!
No way, you don't call the shots anymore,
not after you tried to murder me!
I know, you're right, but...
You're coming back with me and...
What the hell was that?
The drawer is jammed! We have to hurry.
The structural integrity of that Milk Dud shan't hold for long!
Tim!
Fucking hell.
Oh.
Carpet broke our fall.
I can't believe there's breathable atmosphere out here!
It's a bedroom. - Right, right.
I'm not done with you. You can't just run from your...
Yes, I can!
Bola throw!
This is over!
Okay, okay... - Huh?
Don't move or make a sound.
No, I've seen this thing. He's friendly.
Hey, big guy!
I thought you said the aliens were on a trip?
I guess... maybe that one got Home Alone'd or...
Oh my god!
Tim! You fucker!
No!
It's the shrink ray! I reversed it!
Sorry, I should've said that instead of just shoving you...
...in front of it and pulling the trigger.
I got caught up in the excitement!
Wait, wait! Before you kill me, I want to say something.
Cherie, I hate the Wall!
It turned me into a person that does bad things.
But even if I could somehow travel back in time,
I'd still want Yumyulack to shrink me down and put me in there,
because it's how I met you.
My life is richer, happier, and better because you are in it.
And while I hate the Wall more than anything,
I also kind of love it because it gave me you.
But I messed up. I know I did.
And I'm sorry. Go ahead.
I'm ready to be smooshed to death by your fingers.
You deserve it. Take your revenge.
Feel the power of the dark side flowing through you.
Oh Tim. There are things I have to tell you.
When I was outside the Wall, I...
Stop. Shh, no. We don't have time for big reveals now.
We have to save the others.
Then everything that needs to be said can be said.
Are you sure? It's kind of important.
I'm sure as shit on Sunday.
Wow, that's pretty sure.
Ahh, how are we gonna do this?
Maybe have everyone climb out the hole to the backyard?
No, that'll take too long and the backyard's too dangerous.
We'd either get caught by the aliens or see a shit-ton of tiny people...
...eaten by squirrels.
Ooh, beep beep.
Dammit, biometric security.
We need an alien's hand to open it.
So what can we do?
Also, did that panel just make, like, a sexy beep?
Yeah, it was weirdly sexy.
We have to get help before the aliens come back.
Citizens of the Wall, hear me now!
Cherie and I are leaving, but I vow we will return and save you.
Our nightmare is at an end. Stay strong!
For the wall!
Okie-dokie, so let me see if I got this straight.
You're saying an alien tween shrunk you down,
locked you in an ant habitat-type terrarium...
...hidden in his bedroom wall.
There was a big Snowpiercer. - Slash-Escape From New York-type...
...revolutionary war to displace a 'The Duke,'
after which you stabbed her and became the new ruler.
But she survived.
Enemies became allies,
and now you've teamed up to free the whole society?
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Wow, when you didn't write any of it down, I was worried you would forget.
I did too!
Am I on an episode of Impractical Jokers?
Where are the cameras? Is Sal here?
I wish to the lord above this was an episode...
...of Impractical Jokers, but it's real.
Watch this!
You shrunk my round cakes!
Sorry, but I had to prove our story.
Also, those are called donuts.
Well, look, now I'm upset.
And no, not because I'm stereotypically into round cakes...
Donuts... - But because it was my week...
...to buy them for my whole unit.
Now the guys are going to think that I bought this tiny box as a joke...
...and, in turn, they'll suspect I don't appreciate...
...when it's their week and they get a full-size box.
Sorry, I didn't realize the internal politics here was a whole thing.
However, these shrinky-dink treats do prove your story,
which is a fucked-up bigger deal.
As a non-stereotypical officer of the law,
I just cannot ignore it.
So you'll help us?
You bet I will. Let me put this into evidence...
...eat a couple of these little roundies,
mmm, and call the SWAT team.
Now, where we can find these alien psychos?
Well, the Shrill Thrill Super Coaster totally lives up to the hype!
And so do these Little Fires Everywhere spicy Micheladas!
Yumyulack, are you okay?
You've barfed after every ride we've been on.
I bet it was all that Steven King's.
Castle Rock Lobster Chowder you slurped down.
I told you to go easy! - No one tells me how to slurp chowder!
Hey, fuckers, eat ground, now!
Ooh, is this a photo experience?
What show are you from? The news?
I can't believe it. They're being brought to justice.
I never thought this would happen!
The Wall is gonna be freed!
They're letting them go?
No. No, no, no. Hey, officer, what is this?
Apparently, those aliens have been giving the feds...
...secret sci-fi technology for years,
and they have full immunity for any and all crimes committed,
including shrink ray-ing and wall-based imprisoning.
They are untouchable.
No! No, this can't be happening!
Oh, it's happening.
You know how iPhones now have that magnet on the back?
Apparently, that was these guys. It's serious shit.
Who cares about a fucking magnet? It's just a fucking magnet!
I have those on my fucking fridge!
I'm not the one buying an annual iPhone.
Tell it to the consumers.
You can't let this happen! It's not fair!
Forget it, Tim.
It's Hululand.
Okay, this is bad, but we can't give up.
Maybe we can talk to some lawyers, or the media.
Or I could tweet at AOC, and maybe she'll play Twitch with us.
We'll raise some awareness. The Squad will help!
I've spent the past two years of my life fighting to survive,
and I'm tired of these aliens and I'm tired of the Wall.
I'm done.
I just want to work the Saturday shift at Benihana...
...and watch the sunset from the bluff at Fourth Beach.
I have to move on, Tim.
And I think you need to, too.
No, no, Cherie, it can't end like this.
We have to keep trying.
No.
Goodbye.
More developments on the escaped gorilla.
We came home to find the gorilla had broken in...
...and eaten all of our cigarettes!
Eaten? - Eaten!
Are you okay, sir?
No, there's only one person who can help me.
Not what I asked, but whatever.
Yeah, Cherie came back to work here,
but then she quit again yesterday.
Do you know why?
The manager thought it was 'cause she couldn't get...
...her old Saturday shift back,
but I know something else was wrong.
Something in her very soul!
I got no clue where she is now.
Have you noticed you're not the same size?
What do you mean?
Before I was shrunk, I was five-foot-seven,
but now I'm only five-six-and-a-half.
Even after being enlarged, I'm still not full size.
Yeah. I dropped a shoe size.
Part of us is still back there.
In the Wall.
I thought I'd be able to slide back into my old life,
but I keep having meltdowns whenever I see candy...
...or little kids playing with action figures.
I know the feeling.
I almost crapped my pants when someone snapped into a Slim Jim...
...on the bus the other day.
I was wrong to give up.
We have to go back.
We have to go back and save the Wall.
I believe in us.
You trimmed your beard.
Yeah. Bugs and shit kept getting stuck in it.
I like it.
How are we going to do this? We don't even have the shrink ray.
Don't worry. Daddy's got a plan.
Shouldn't you do something to disguise your voice?
Way ahead of you. - A voice scrambler!
I thought those were just in movies.
I'm pretty sure they're real.
Police department. - Rawwr! This is the escaped gorilla.
I'm in the parking lot of the Target.
Defund the police! Rawwr!
Oh shit! Guys, the gorilla's at the Target!
That's your cue.
That was easy. - Aah!
The cops didn't even lock anything.
Tim, your plan was so simple and brilliant!
It was just a little something I cooked up, no biggie.
So I got both things. But what's this shotgun for?
Besides making us look sick as hell!
You'll see.
Well, I was skeptical, but that was a delicious dinner at Lobster Bell,
the new combination Red Lobster-Taco Bell.
Just listen to me next time. I know my combo franchises.
Well, I didn't like it as much as Del Lobster Loco.
What the fuck?
Who are you people? - Shut up.
Do exactly as I say or I'm gonna blow this blue blob to snot, got it?
Go ahead! Pull the trigger! He means nothing to us!
Oh Jesus, god, no! I was bluffing!
Please don't shoot Pupa! It was a pathetic bluff!
Oh fuck! Wall people!
Uh, what's a wall people?
Upstairs. All of you. Now!
What the shit?
You've been shrinking people and putting them in a wall?
Oh, that rules!
I mean, no, that's bad. You should not be doing that.
Quiet! You two are going to open the Wall and release everyone.
Don't do this, Tim. - You...
You know my name? - Of course I do.
Me and Jesse know all about you. You're our favorite.
Um, I'm right here.
At first, I just shrank you...
...because you were wearing a red shirt at Lolo Burger.
I watched how you went from zero to hero.
How the Duke had you imprisoned and tortured.
How your writings inspired a revolution.
We saw how you protected the Wall from the truth about Ethan.
We've seen everything you've endured and accomplished.
Did you see me and Jean-Pierre turn our backs to each other and crank it,
but we'd sneak looks at each other, when we were in prison?
Oh yeah.
Tim, you know it would be wrong to open the Wall.
Because, if you're really honest, you know that everyone in the Wall...
...is where they're supposed to be.
Even you. - And you.
Fuck you, you little Greedo.
I've never been more turned on in my life.
Now... open it.
Ughhh, beep beep.
Okay, what is with that sultry beep?
We chose the sexy setting as a joke,
but then we couldn't figure out how to change it.
Alright, everyone, one at a time.
That's everyone.
It's finally over. - Almost.
There's one more thing.
Go outside, Cherie.
You're not gonna want to see this. - I understand.
You think you can just treat people like they're a little show-in-a-show?
Like we're not real people with lives, huh?
Well, let's see how you like it.
Ow.
You can't just leave us in here! How will we survive?
Here's a jelly bean.
If you're careful, that might last a month.
Now it's over.
What you said when we escaped the Wall was true:
All of this had to happen to bring us together.
I love you, Tim.
I love you, Cherie.
Not so fast, Tim!
The escaped gorilla riding Ma-Mutt from Thundercats?
That's right, Tim. I've come to recruit you for a brand-new mission.
The two of us have to go tomb raiding in Central America.
We only have until the planets align,
and I have a journal from my father full of secrets!
It's all very complicated, and we have to go now!
Now? I don't know...
I understand your hesitation.
You thought your adventures were over.
They are, aren't they?
No, they're just beginning.
Wow! Can Cherie come too?
I'm gonna sit this one out, hot stuff.
But I'll be here when you get back.
Then count me in, gorilla!
Here, eat some cigarettes.
You'll need the energy for the flight.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo! - We're losing him.
We're losing him. - What? Losing who?
What's wrong with the sky?
Is that light from the end of Total Recall?
Ignore that! Have fun!
We're losing him!
His eyes are still moving under the lids, see that?
He's probably experiencing some kind of...
'it was all a dream' -type hallucination as his brain dies.
Gorilla... Ma-Mutt... cigarettes...
You hear that? That's some dying brain shit right there.
Well, that explains why he's got a huge boner.
Beeeeep.
He's gone. The lead, it was simply too much.
Beeeep.
Fuck. I wanted him to pay for his crimes.
But of course he dodged that, just like he always does.
In retrospect, it might not have been a good idea...
...to fill his veins with contact lens solution.
But hey, ya live, ya learn.
What the hell happens now?
Ah, Hulu.
I need a vacation from my vacation.
And I need a Lexus.