1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,005 [♪ dramatic theme playing] 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,884 [♪ soft music playing] 3 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,345 The movie poster's testing through the roof. 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,056 The Dragon Age fandom's shifting their hyper-fixation 5 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,558 from the Tevinter mages to your characters. 6 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:17,768 This is huge! 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,061 Ooh, yay! 8 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,855 I hope their microtransaction horse diaper sales are plummeting. 9 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,482 Thanks for getting us the new pages. 10 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,567 We'll circle back after we get notes from the algorithm. 11 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,986 We negotiated a guaranteed three-month run on IMAX. 12 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,655 Tom Cruise is pissed. 13 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:33,033 He did that big open-mouthed laugh, but this time, blood poured out. 14 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,869 My man TC is an American hero, but he can still suck it. 15 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:38,121 Damn, Terry, sounds like you're killing the game. 16 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:41,500 I'm a triple threat: novelist, movie maker, and slut husband. 17 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,794 -How goes the college applications? -Easy mode. 18 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,171 We're totes getting into wherever we want. 19 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:49,216 These academic knobs are slobbering over us. 20 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,968 We don't even have safety schools. 21 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,303 We're straight-A students with moving personal journeys 22 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,055 about coming to Earth and stuff. 23 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,890 Wouldn't, like, one safety be safer? 24 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,100 [both laughing] 25 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,352 My top choice is Harvard Gulf Shores. 26 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,479 It's for geniuses who like playing Flip Cup. 27 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,565 I want to go to Princeton's secret new campus 28 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:07,192 inside the Epcot Ball. 29 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,486 Well, goddamn, I guess we're all thriving. 30 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,281 JK Sevens quit smoking, the little clean lung king. 31 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,574 [JK Sevens beeping] 32 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,909 Even Korvo, the crustiest shit of the bunch, 33 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,828 figured out how to find happiness. 34 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,538 [Korvo] Maurice, no running. 35 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,373 We need you building these boxy condos 36 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,750 in a historic neighborhood, not laid up in the hospital. 37 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:27,296 Thanks, Mr. Korvo, we're lucky to have such a bossy boss. 38 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,590 I'll be the Hugo Bossa Nova of Boss Hoggs 39 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,466 as long as we get this job done on schedule. 40 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,801 -Heads up. -[whistle blowing] 41 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,429 There's a Baby's Day Out over here. Get the hook. 42 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,098 Son of a bitch, we only get three Babies' Day Outs 43 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,100 before we have to shut this whole thing down. 44 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:41,893 [clattering] 45 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:45,188 Let's hear it for the best non-undercover boss around. 46 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,858 [workers] Korvo! Korvo! Korvo! 47 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,901 Alright, safety codes only allow for three cheers. 48 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,111 Back to work. 49 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,824 Greetings, my adoring and fulfilled family. 50 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,159 Look how happy Pupa is 51 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,119 now that we bought him that Jeff Koons balloon doll. 52 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,788 It's art because it's a normal thing but big. 53 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,333 -Woof, woof. -$88 million well spent. 54 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,043 It's nice to have money again. 55 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,420 We are absolutely murdering the game. 56 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,671 I have to agree. 57 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,341 Finally, the Solar Opposites have found their way 58 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,092 in this crazy, mixed-up world. 59 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,177 [Pupa screeching] 60 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,012 [bones crunching] 61 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,138 [growls] 62 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,892 -[all screaming] -[♪ ominous music playing] 63 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,228 [Korvo] Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia, 64 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,397 until the asteroid hit. 65 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,525 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa 66 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,486 and escaped into space, 67 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,946 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 68 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,198 We crashed on Earth, 69 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,492 stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 70 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,077 That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 71 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,328 I'm the one holding the Pupa. 72 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,080 My name is Korvo. This is my show. 73 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,414 Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa. 74 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,375 Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth. 75 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,044 It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing. 76 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,921 Is this the last one of these I'm going to ramble about? 77 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,047 Feels a little premature. 78 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,632 Well, either way, it's been an honor. 79 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:54,925 And I still hate humans. 80 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,886 They're gross, they're ugly, and they have terrible taste in ray guns. 81 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:01,098 [♪ dramatic music swells] 82 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,728 Bad Pupa, stop trying to eat us, you big goof. 83 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:07,938 [all screaming] 84 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,606 Owie, ow, ow, ow! 85 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,067 Don't be such a bitey vampire. 86 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,777 -[Terry groaning] -[Pupa grunts] 87 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,405 Enough, Pupa. We don't Bunnicula in this house. 88 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,115 -[Korvo screaming] -[Pupa growling] 89 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,409 Ah, he's sucking the blue right out of me. 90 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,993 [Korvo groaning] 91 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,412 [Yumyulack] Oh, good. He's dead. 92 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,205 [all scream] 93 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,249 [hisses] 94 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,127 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 95 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,087 -[Pupa whimpers] -Good thinking on the garlic. 96 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,839 Thank God we fell for that meal prep box. 97 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,382 Man, the vibes are totally ruined. 98 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,134 I can't apply to college when the Pupa is trying 99 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,094 to murder me Count Chocula style. 100 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,638 And I can't focus on my 17th round of studio notes. 101 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,057 Is this a pre-write, an under-polish, or a dialogue puff? 102 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:46,476 I thought Pupa was supposed to stop evolving 103 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,104 when Korvo got rid of his terraformation abilities. 104 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,939 [Korvo] This isn't a natural part of his evolution. 105 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,692 Something is causing the Pupa to treat us like invaders. 106 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,861 Like a white blood cell that thinks we're a virus. 107 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,904 I learned that shit from a YouTube video. 108 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,865 Pupa's biology must be responding 109 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,950 to something we fucked up as a family. 110 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,368 -[all] Aw. -[Pupa hissing] 111 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,912 Oh, man, I hate self-actualizing. 112 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,247 Okay. No bad ideas. No bad ideas. 113 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,874 We could just stick him in the space pod 114 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,584 and shoot him into orbit until he cools down. 115 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,419 We already used it with Glen. 116 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,587 What are you talking? Who? 117 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,547 Our neighbor we shot with a collectible bullet. 118 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,841 Oh, yeah. Right, Glem. 119 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,552 I bet if he ever got back to Earth, he'd be pretty mad. 120 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,929 [voice echoing] 121 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,432 [♪ dramatic theme playing] 122 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,482 [TV clicks, music stops] 123 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,067 Hey, you freaks, I'm Peter, a background character 124 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,569 from a nightclub in season one. 125 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:38,987 Look, I'm not going to beat around the bush. 126 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,697 Usually, we run a clips package 127 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,949 to catch you up when the show transitions 128 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,409 to the Silvercops storyline. 129 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,411 But we can only "Previously on" 130 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:49,456 so many times before the flashbacks permanently damage 131 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,124 our characters' brains. [sighs] 132 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,794 Look, if you started watching this show when you were 14, 133 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:54,961 then now you're 21. 134 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,380 So let's be adults, and I'll just lay it out for you. 135 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,633 Back in season three, Korvo and Terry shot 136 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,301 their Fast and the Furious- obsessed 137 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,637 dickhead neighbor Glen into space. 138 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,806 Glen was deputized by the Silvercops, 139 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,308 a crooked alien police force who framed him for murder. 140 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,810 He added them to his revenge list, 141 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,229 got his DNA altered to look like a big alien dog. 142 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,940 changed his name to Dodge, and joined the Goldcops, 143 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,943 a regulatory agency who hate the Silvercops. 144 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,321 Now Glen, aka Dodge Charger, has made a life for himself 145 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,990 with the Goldcops and is dating an alien who looks like a car. 146 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,325 Enjoy. 147 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,785 [moaning] 148 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,162 [Dodge] Oh. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, God. 149 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,372 Oh, no. I mean, yes. 150 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:33,041 Oh! Alright, I gotta get up. 151 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:36,044 [Portia] Uh-uh. Sorry, Officer. I won't allow it. 152 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,588 Someone else can fight the forces of evil today. 153 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,756 Portia, come on. 154 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,591 We've already done it three and a half times today. 155 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,676 I need a minute to reload. 156 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,135 [phone ringing] 157 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,929 Officer Charger, did I wake you? 158 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,223 Just, uh... [clears throat] finishing a workout, sir. 159 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,433 -Finishing a workout. -But you're already massive. 160 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,727 I order you to leave some muscle for the rest of us. 161 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,980 -I'll try, sir. -We're very close to figuring out 162 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,649 where those Silvercop fucksacks get all their funding. 163 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,277 We need you to go undercover and get 'em on tape. 164 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,153 I think I can handle wearing a wire. 165 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,572 Good. Your mission: 166 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,407 Embed yourself within an elite squad 167 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,826 as they travel to a planet called Earth. 168 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,495 You probably never heard of it. Word is it smells like shit. 169 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,414 [gasps, coughs] 170 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,416 Please, I don't want to be in orbit. I don't want to be in orbit. 171 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:18,295 Hey, hey, hey. Get the expository flashbacks out of your system now. 172 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,630 You will not have time for that crap when you're in the field. 173 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,300 Undercover with a wire, that sounds dangerous. 174 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,467 -Portia? -She's right. 175 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,553 These Silvers have brutally killed undercover Goldcops 176 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,305 many, many times before. 177 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,601 Whatever you do, make sure they don't find out you're a rat. 178 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,103 [Pupa growling] 179 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,271 [AISHA] This doesn't make sense. 180 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,607 Y'all must have done something ignorant to mess him up. 181 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,151 But it's been nothing but buenas vibras in this house. 182 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,154 Wait, that's it, the vibes have been too good. 183 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,115 It's all because of the Blank Boy I installed last year. 184 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:50,327 -A what now? -It's a Shlorpian emotion filter. 185 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,914 I hid it from all you guys since you never let me do science stuff. 186 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,666 But then I forgot about it, 'cause I got on TikTok. 187 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,751 [tiny Blank Boy giggles] 188 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,544 Oh, look at that wee fella. 189 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:01,296 So cute and harmless 190 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,923 and stop fucking staring at me, you little bitch! 191 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,216 Blank Boys filter conflict out of the air. 192 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,136 They're made so the crew of long-haul ships get along. 193 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,554 But we get in fights all the time. 194 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,306 -No, we don't! -Shut up, Terry. Yes. we do! 195 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,475 I don't know how, but you're both wrong! 196 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,769 [♪ soft music playing] 197 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:20,190 Raised voices. That old Blank Boy's gotta be full. 198 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,193 No wonder the Pupa's so nasty. The air's full of conflict vibes. 199 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,570 Yep. Just need to swap in a new one. 200 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,822 [whirring, clanking] 201 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,074 [Pupa growling] 202 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,452 Ah, I know it's in here somewhere. 203 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,871 Oh, looks like he got out of his holster. 204 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,206 -[metal clanks] -[gasps] 205 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,584 -Blank Boy? -[Blank Boy growling] 206 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,503 -Ah! -[all screaming] 207 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,922 -[Jesse] Oh, Christ. -Did that thing kill the Blank Boy? 208 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,715 [AISHA] Oh, shit, it is the Blank Boy. 209 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,967 [Blank Boy laughing] 210 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,885 Not so blank anymore! 211 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,054 I've been in the air ducts 212 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:55,141 filtering all your secrets and shitty attitudes for so long, 213 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:59,270 I've become the physical manifestation of your worst vibes. 214 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,689 [tiny Blank Boy whimpers] 215 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,233 -[metal clanking] -[all screaming] 216 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,318 -[alarm blares] -[AISHA] Dammit! 217 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,153 Blank Boys aren't supposed to be used for this long. 218 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,363 He's corrupted. 219 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,198 You quit it right now, Blank Boy. 220 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,616 You're just an emotional tampon. 221 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,868 Wrap yourself in a tissue and throw yourself away. 222 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,330 -[Korvo grunts] -[all screaming] 223 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,666 I know everything about you. 224 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,959 Your darkest secrets, 225 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,919 your private Threads-threads, 226 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,505 and your Gmail passwords. 227 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,298 -[Jesse screams] -[Korvo gasps] 228 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,676 My edging videos. I-I-I mean my bank account. 229 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,429 -[Pupa growling] -We need to throw him away for good. 230 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,513 Yeah, right. 231 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,517 Like you threw away Yumyulack's rhythmic gymnastics magazines? 232 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,352 Don't tattle on me, you narc. 233 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,563 -[Jesse grunts] -How could you, Jesse? 234 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,440 Did you throw out my ribbon sticks, too? 235 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:47,902 Terry still DMs Linus about virtual queues on Instagram. 236 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,864 [Korvo] Linus, that tramp you used to hang out with in Lines? 237 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,657 Only to tell him to leave me alone. 238 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:53,825 [grunting] 239 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,702 We're not strong enough to take it down. 240 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,203 Maybe we can overload it. 241 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,538 What do you mean? 242 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,248 If he eats toxicity out of the air, 243 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,375 then let's give him something new to choke on. 244 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,835 -[Blank Boy growling] -[Terry screams] 245 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,088 Ooh! Your bounty belt is so ugly, Yum. 246 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,506 [gasps] Old Beigey? 247 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,967 It accentuates the wrong curves. 248 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,927 You said you liked my hourglass shape. 249 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,095 [Blank Boy laughing] 250 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,181 [Korvo] It's working. Admit more bad shit. 251 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,266 I sneak down at night and take bites 252 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,477 out of the cheese brick in the fridge. 253 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,811 [gasps] Not Bricky. 254 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,897 [AISHA] Ew. That's unsanitary as hell. 255 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,942 Your bad vibes only feed my strength. 256 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:31,029 When I drive, I try to hit pigeons, and I embezzle from the tip jar. 257 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,322 I changed the numbers on the scale 258 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,491 so you'd hit your goal weight and rot with me on the couch. 259 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,827 I chew old gum that's stuck under the desks at school. 260 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,913 Well, I don't wash my hands. 261 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,873 I rub 'em on your faces while you sleep. 262 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,958 That's why you get so much pink eye. 263 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,835 -[Blank Boy shrieking] -[explosion] 264 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,715 [beeping] 265 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,342 Wow! What a loser. 266 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,427 I didn't even get to my 12chan stuff yet. 267 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,097 Hey, look, that did it. The Pupa is back to normal. 268 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,016 I suppose honesty was the best policy after all. 269 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,769 [Pupa groaning, snarling] 270 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,230 Ah, he's worse than before. 271 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,607 Pupa, you stop being a snake right now or no screens! 272 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,942 [Pupa hissing] 273 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,318 [all scream] 274 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,989 [♪ dramatic music playing] 275 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,367 We're only a couple light-years out from Earth. 276 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,618 Our mission's simple: 277 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:22,205 Eliminate the defective Shlorpians and remove their Pupa. 278 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,707 Yes, sir. Sorry. Just tell me really loudly and clearly. 279 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,126 Why do we care? 280 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,670 Shlorpians are supposed to embed on a planet 281 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,339 and terraform it, but sometimes they go native. 282 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,424 We can't have them contacting other teams 283 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,260 and spreading their deviant ways. 284 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,137 Surprised you didn't know that, Dodge. 285 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,764 Sir, I've activated the Pupa's snake form. 286 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,808 Don't know how they reverted him back to normal, 287 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,017 but we're back on track. 288 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:46,020 Good. Maybe our job will be done before we get there. 289 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,691 Make sure they don't find out you're a rat. 290 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,151 Yeah, maybe we'll be lucky 291 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,236 and find a Goldcop rat and get to kill him. 292 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,321 Why are you even bringing up Goldcops? 293 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,781 We haven't discussed them at all. 294 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,575 Well, I just think that if there's a rat here, 295 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,201 uh, it's probably Glorpus. 296 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,120 Bullshit. I'm as Silver as they come. 297 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,496 Focus on the mission. 298 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,415 There's no reason to suspect there's a rat. 299 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,333 That sounds like rat talk, you fuckin' rat. 300 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,377 [overlapping shouting] 301 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,506 -[glass shatters] -[all grunting] 302 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,551 There, hopefully that'll stop Pupes from snarfing us up. 303 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,845 Clearly, we've done something to cause the Pupa 304 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,680 to mutate into murderous creatures. 305 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,349 If it wasn't the bad vibras or the Blank Boy, 306 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,810 maybe it's some unresolved beef. 307 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,187 I don't have beef with anyone. 308 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,855 I'm famously easygoing. 309 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,274 -What about the Red Goobler? -God, I hate that motherfucker! 310 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:34,194 -We are grade A beefing. -Whoa, calm down, Kmart. 311 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,904 Sorry. I'm just beefing, so hard. 312 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,655 Didn't we bury the hatchet with that guy? 313 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,199 [snarling, gagging] 314 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,783 What's happening? What's he doing? 315 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,327 I think he's having a flashback. 316 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,621 Put a belt in his mouth so he doesn't bite his tongue. 317 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,916 We can't afford two flashbacks in one episode. What are we, Netflix? 318 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,752 And it's my turn to say, "Get fucked!" 319 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,629 -[window shatters] -[Korvo groaning] 320 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,881 Ugh! 321 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,258 I really can't stand that Red shit. 322 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,636 Maybe the Pupa will just revert back on his own. 323 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,888 [all scream] 324 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,598 I'll get the keys. 325 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,688 [Yumyulack] Damn. Red Goobler has a Tony Stark mansion in this economy? 326 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:14,651 He franchised his San Diego brew pub and won a lawsuit against the red M&M. 327 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,527 So now he's Richie Rich rich. 328 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:20,031 I think I saw a mini version of his bar at Midway Airport, right by the Potbelly. 329 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,115 That's how you know you've made it. 330 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,992 -[intercom beeps] -Uh, hello. 331 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,869 It's me, Korvo the alien, 332 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,412 and I'm here to end our beef. 333 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,457 [Red Goobler] I knew this day would come. You're here to kill me! 334 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,126 Nuh-uh. Our Pupa is reacting to our unresolved shit, 335 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,921 so I am here to eat crow and then I'll be on my way. 336 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,715 [Red Goobler] Yeah, right. I've been preparing for your attack. 337 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,134 The house is full of booby traps! 338 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,762 Guess we better just start buying Pupa pajamas in snake sizes. 339 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,181 I'm trying to apologize, you little red fuck! 340 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,683 [gate clangs] 341 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,060 -I'm going in, -But, Korvy, the booby traps. 342 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,937 I know, but for the sake of the Pupa, 343 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,731 I'm going to bury my face in them and motorboat those traps. 344 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,608 Uh, might not be that kind of boobies. 345 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,530 -[Korvo grunting] -[gate creaks, clangs] 346 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,740 Red, I'm coming in. 347 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:09,080 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 348 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,211 -[Korvo gasps] -[Red Goobler] You're in my domain now. 349 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,337 Turn back or suffer! 350 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,131 Look, I know I'm in the wrong here. 351 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,008 If you can just listen. [screams] 352 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,385 Oh, I deserved that. 353 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,594 Ah. 354 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,306 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 355 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,477 -[stone rumbling] -[Korvo screams] 356 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,105 Ow, ow, ow. Oh... 357 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,024 Yeah. Fair enough. 358 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,192 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 359 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,111 [door rumbling] 360 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,159 -[♪ ska music playing] -[Korvo yells] 361 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,077 What did you tape to their heads? 362 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,246 [Red Goobler] Those needles are full of the chemicals 363 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,623 that make people like ska music. 364 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,711 Ska music! No! I hate horn sections. Ugh. 365 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,713 I have to do this for the Pupa. 366 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,590 [water splashes] 367 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,884 -[Korvo screaming] -Oh, my God! 368 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,552 -[retches] -Oh, it hurts! 369 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,888 You could have at least tried to jump it. 370 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,557 [Korvo] I'm willfully getting fucked by your traps 371 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,309 to demonstrate my contrition. 372 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,186 Enough. Enough. 373 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,104 I can't believe you just jumped in there. 374 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,814 What the fuck is wrong with you? 375 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,776 Ending our beef is the only way I can save the Pupa. 376 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,486 He's family, just like you. 377 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,572 Oh. We kind of are family, aren't we? 378 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,367 Yeah. In a father-cousin kind of way. 379 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,035 Can we listen to Sublime? 380 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,536 The ska's in your blood. 381 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,790 Let's get out of this hallway before the diarrhea gas activates. 382 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,291 No Doubt. 383 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,835 -[Pupa growling] -[chain clinking] 384 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:41,756 Seeing you purposefully get booby trapped was kind of moving. 385 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,549 I'm sorry I ruined your wedding. 386 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,134 I shouldn't have been such a jerk. 387 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,219 [Pupa hissing] 388 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,804 I'm not even into women. 389 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,555 I-I just love weddings. 390 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,641 You've made an excellent life for yourself. 391 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,144 -I'm proud of you. -That's all I ever wanted. 392 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,105 Aw. 393 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,689 [Pupa groaning] 394 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,192 -[collar clinks] -[sighs] 395 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,277 Alright. Catharsis worked. 396 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,490 Dammit, they did something to revert the Pupa again. 397 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,492 We need to get these Shlorpians eaten now. 398 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,618 Hey, maybe it's the rat's fault. 399 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,453 -Why are you obsessed with-- -You're obsessed! 400 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,372 Let's all shoot up with some illegal salt. Huh? 401 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,957 Whoever refuses has to be the rat. 402 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,127 What? Why would a rat not want to do something illegal? 403 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,003 Call pest control, 'cause we got a rat. 404 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,381 -[punches thudding] -[all yelling] 405 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,508 Okay. Okay. I'm calm. There's no rat. There's no rat. 406 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,093 Get your head in the game, son. 407 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,220 Yes, of course. Ugh. 408 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,180 Uploading Pupa ape code now. 409 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,182 -[evil laughter] -[machine beeping] 410 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,895 -You feeling okay? -Except for the ska thing, yeah. 411 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:41,899 I can still hear the unnecessary trumpets echoing in the back of my mind. 412 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:45,236 At least the Pupa's normal so it all worked out in the end. 413 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,947 -[all scream] -[Pupa growls] 414 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,449 -[tires screeching] -[horns honking] 415 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,493 This should kill those Shlorpians for sure. 416 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,203 -Ah-choo! -Gold bless you. 417 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,081 -[all gasp] -Only Goldcops say, "Gold bless you." 418 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,958 [stammers] Stop accusing me. 419 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,793 You're giving me nervous gas. 420 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,378 -[Dodge farts] -[pants ripping] 421 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,713 -[gasps] -Gold pants! 422 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,048 -Rat! -[all grunting] 423 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,300 [Dodge screaming] 424 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,719 -[Solars grunting] -[Pupa growling] 425 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,264 [Terry] Oh, man, Gorilla Pupa sure does love apples. 426 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,515 Whatever's making him all weird 427 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,226 must be bigger than family problems or Red Goobler beef. 428 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,561 What else could it be? 429 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:22,190 -[Pupa growling] -[all screaming] 430 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,608 [thuds] 431 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,612 This is big. Pupa must be mad about the world. 432 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,031 That's it, the environment, politics, the general smell of shit. 433 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,824 [Yumyulack] If we make the world a better place, 434 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,326 the Pupa will go back to normal. 435 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:37,330 But how? We sold all our sci-fi stuff, and I'm too lazy to compost. 436 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,498 -[Pupa growling] -[all yell] 437 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,083 -[metal clangs] -[all grunt] 438 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,586 [Yumyulack grunting] 439 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,837 Bad gorilla. 440 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,047 [Pupa growls] 441 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,715 We'll have to fix the world by hand. 442 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,344 It'll take a while, but it'll be this family team's whole new thing. 443 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:55,223 Looks like the Solar Opposites are going to solve all the problems on Earth. 444 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,891 [all cheering] 445 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,559 Should we start with microplastics or what? 446 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,561 Oh, let's redistribute all the wealth 447 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,772 from the billionaires to kids, like Blank Check. 448 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,524 -Hey, where'd Pupa go? -[Pupa growling] 449 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,108 [all screaming] 450 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,318 [Korvo] Pupa, no! 451 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,736 We're going to save the world. 452 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,446 -[growling] -[all screaming] 453 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:17,119 I'm a rat, okay. I'm a Gold damn rat. 454 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,163 [Dodge sobbing] 455 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,083 -Oh, fuck, are you going to kill me now? -[tape rips] 456 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,001 You're more useful to us alive. 457 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,087 No, I'm not. I mean, yes, I am. 458 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,423 Your rat nature is why I know you'll be a great double agent. 459 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:32,093 You can feed misinformation to the Golds. 460 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,679 -What do you say? -What's the other option? 461 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,683 We give you a wet willy, then kick you out of the airlock. 462 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,810 Yeesh, wet willies are gross. 463 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,270 And outside the airlock, it's just space? 464 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,230 -That's right. -Uh-huh. 465 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,524 Uh, I'm worried he's weighing the options at all. 466 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,775 No wait, I'll do it. 467 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,569 I'll join the Silvercops. Again. 468 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,571 That's what I like to hear. 469 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,576 Dude, this is so Fast & Furious 6 coded. 470 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,953 [♪ dramatic music playing] 471 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,037 [door swishes] 472 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,248 What's the deal? I thought you loved killing rats. 473 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,584 I do. Once we're done with these Shlorpians, 474 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,836 we'll torture him into a pile of blood and guts 475 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,296 then have an orgy on the viscera. 476 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,048 [laughs] Fucking and sucking in the goo. 477 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,551 Just like we did with the last Gold rat. 478 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,803 Ain't being crooked cops the best? 479 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,889 -[both moan] -I love our evil hugs. 480 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,057 Me too. 481 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,018 -[Pupa growling] -[all screaming] 482 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,562 Gorillas aren't inherently violent. 483 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,231 -Shut up, nerd. -Wait, wait, before you smash us, 484 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,151 here, so you don't get bored after we die. 485 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,652 [Pupa growling] 486 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:32,903 -Pop it? -He likes it. 487 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,655 Quick, everyone, spoil his ass. 488 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,365 Here's those purple puffs you like. 489 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,658 [Pupa growls] 490 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,660 -[Korvo] It's working. -[JK Sevens beeping] 491 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,788 [Jesse] Oh, a trash can full of candy and a gallon of bubble juice. 492 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,206 Good call, JK. 493 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,376 [Pupa burps] 494 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,921 -[JK Sevens beeps] -Optimus Prime? 495 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,174 Yes, of course, anything you want, sweetie. 496 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,217 Get him the fucking transforming child toy now. 497 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,887 You'll always be our sweet baby. 498 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,180 I wuv you. 499 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,475 [Optimus] The All Spark loves Doritos. 500 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,811 Looks like we won't have to save the world after all. 501 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,396 Yeah, that did sound like a lot of work. 502 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,399 Ah, want to watch literally anything on TV instead? 503 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,568 Even, uh, Chicago Med. I'll do it. 504 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,779 I'll... I'll just... I'll, I'll do it. 505 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,364 -[door bangs] -[all screaming] 506 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,698 Everybody on the ground! 507 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,784 -[Solars scream] -[Pupa shrieks] 508 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,118 What the hecking fuck? 509 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,411 Silvercops. 510 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,746 I thought you were a myth. 511 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,791 -[electricity crackling] -[Korvo screaming] 512 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,668 Aah! 513 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,253 -[electricity crackling] -[Jesse, Pupa screaming] 514 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:35,132 Damn you, Silvercops, get out of my house before I zap your asses. 515 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,677 Zap! Zap! Zap! Za... 516 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,679 -[static hissing] -[Korvo] No! 517 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:40,846 What did you do to her? 518 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,723 [Terry, Jesse groan] 519 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,351 You made JK fall off the wagon. 520 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,729 -[Pupa grunts] -[Terry] Hey, not cool. 521 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,523 You let our Pupa out right now. 522 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,149 Boom. Told you I'd be back. 523 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,068 I mean, I didn't, but I'm saying it now. 524 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,236 So I'm back. 525 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,655 What? We've never seen you before, weirdo. 526 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,906 Wait, I know that voice 527 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,492 from when he used to yell ethnic slurs at me from his porch. 528 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:02,868 You're the guy we shot into space. 529 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,788 Oh, maybe lay off the plastic surgery, Glen. 530 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,082 Super lame to narc us out to the cops. 531 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,459 We're here because you keep resetting your Pupa. 532 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,170 How dare you monitor our private mission progress? 533 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,214 Seeing as you're gonna be dead in a minute, 534 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,799 I'll pull the curtain back a little 535 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,759 so we can all enjoy the faces you make 536 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,470 when you realize that your lives are a joke. 537 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,889 The Silvercops have been around for centuries. 538 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,558 We used to be a small operation 539 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,310 until someone came up with the Shlorpian scam. 540 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,479 [Yumyulack] Bullshit. I love scams. 541 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,064 I think I'd know if I was in one. 542 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,525 Ours is the oldest trick in the galaxy. 543 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,653 Been around even longer than signing up for a free week at a gym, 544 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,739 only to find out you've been locked into a membership. 545 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,199 Don't act like you know more about Shlorpians 546 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,659 than we do, pal. 547 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,786 Oh, so you knew that the Silvercops 548 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,330 invented the Pupas to terraform planets. 549 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,041 And that we made the AISHAs to keep tabs 550 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,918 and make sure you all stay on mission? 551 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,962 -That's not true. -Your real mission 552 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,839 is to make us money. 553 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,091 -[Solars gasp] -But we had to escape from the home world 554 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,885 because it was hit by an asteroid. 555 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,887 [Silvercops laughing] 556 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,140 Planet Shlorps are always getting hit by asteroids 557 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,808 because we send them. 558 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:08,893 -[Jesse, Yumyulack, Terry gasp] -[Korvo] No. 559 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,603 [Silvercop Boss] You take over and terraform planets 560 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,937 to clear out any threats. 561 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,899 Then, after you rebuild your cities and society, 562 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,610 we show up with our asteroid gun. 563 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,322 You and 99 other crews shoot off into space 564 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,157 to repeat the process 565 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,868 while we come in and scoop up all the valuable elements 566 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,286 left behind. 567 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,872 See, you work for us. 568 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,332 -Murderers! -[Silvercop Boss] That's right. 569 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,876 And we always get away with it, you know why? 570 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,378 Because we made sure everyone in the galaxy 571 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,838 hates your species. 572 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,882 That way, no one gives a shit ass 573 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,593 about wiping you out over and over again. 574 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,678 You can control my species, 575 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,181 kidnap my Pupa, and terrorize my family 576 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,558 but never fuck with my mission! 577 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,060 [Korvo grunting] 578 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,855 -[electricity crackling] -[Korvo groaning] 579 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,982 Enough. This whole planet smells like shit. 580 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,026 Kill these losers and let's get out of here. 581 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,363 You said I'd be useful. 582 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,447 You are. 583 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,283 If the Goldcops investigate, they'll think it was your revenge plot. 584 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,452 Goldcops? That's so dumb. 585 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,037 -They're not dumb. -[whooshing] 586 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,041 They're my familia! 587 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,002 -[guns firing] -[♪ dramatic music playing] 588 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,880 [Dodge groaning] 589 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,550 [grunting] 590 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,260 Okay. If you're gonna beg and piss your pants, 591 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,553 that should be now. 592 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,930 Sure. Except this whole time, 593 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,223 I've had a backup wire 594 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,225 in my ass! 595 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,518 Now! Go! Go! 596 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,936 [window shatters] 597 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,813 -[Silvercops scream] -Oh, yeah! 598 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,606 [♪ electronic music playing] 599 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,066 -[thuds] -[Silvercop groans] 600 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,150 -Yeah! -Alright. 601 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,570 ♪♪ 602 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,737 Huh? [gasps] 603 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,197 -[punch thuds] -[Silvercop groans] 604 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,950 Goldcops! 605 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:51,412 Thanks for laying out the Shlorpian scam for us, you idiot. 606 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,708 -Yeah! -Suck it! 607 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,876 [feet pattering] 608 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,962 Sorry, busted into a window upstairs, my bad. 609 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,256 [♪ soft music playing] 610 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,508 Thanks for the save, Glen Dodge. 611 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,760 Sorry we inadvertently shot you with a collectible bullet. 612 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,345 And then cast you off into space. 613 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,014 No, I should be thanking you. 614 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,724 I thought you took my life away, 615 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,559 but I found an even better life. 616 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,561 Come home to me, Dodge. 617 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,104 I love that big dog dick. 618 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,481 -[moans] -I fuck cars now. 619 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:20,733 Book these punks. 620 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,276 [all laughing] 621 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,653 -[Jesse] Yeah! Woo-hoo! -[Terry] Woo-hoo! 622 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,779 Aww. 623 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,992 [Terry] It's been a couple of months since those silver cucks 624 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,452 tried to kill our asses. 625 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:35,456 And let's just say there's a silver lining to the story. 626 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,958 Dodge and his car-shaped girlfriend made things official. 627 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,710 [guests cheering, applauding] 628 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,256 Jesse and Yumyulack got accepted 629 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,467 into the most prestigious college in the world, 630 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,843 Wooden City Tech. 631 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,094 That's Ivy League. 632 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,014 Well, i-it isn't, but half the campus is made of ivy 633 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,933 and a bunch of ivy kids go there. 634 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,517 I'm going to miss those little freaks 635 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,186 even though they'll come home on the weekends 636 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,897 to do their laundry and on weeknights for free food. 637 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,359 And me, I got to direct my first Hollywood picture, 638 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,611 and everyone loved how chill and collaborative I was. 639 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,404 This movie is going to destroy me! 640 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,073 You fucks are ruining my life! 641 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,533 I can see you back there wandering around! 642 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,118 ♪ Da da-da da-da da-da ♪ 643 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,537 Things are actually going great. I just want to get on Deuxmoi. 644 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,623 The Silvercops got shut down. 645 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,292 Their high-concept reign of terror was finally over. 646 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:22,628 Without the Silvercops, 647 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,713 Shlorpians don't have to worry about asteroids 648 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,006 or terraforming anymore. 649 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,883 And don't worry, Korvo is happy 650 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,219 because he found a new mission to be bratty about. 651 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,472 He goes around to different planets explaining to Shlorpian teams 652 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:34,890 that they can just be families. 653 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,643 Hey, you can't park that ship there, we're on a mission. 654 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,645 You're going to ruin our Pupa's evolution. 655 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,522 Oh, shut up, stop embarrassing yourself. 656 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,024 I'm about to set you free and boss you around. 657 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,526 Alright. Alright. Hurry up. 658 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,070 I've got a full schedule, and this planet smells like shit. 659 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,322 -[Pupas] Pupa! Pupa! Pupa! -[JK Sevens beeping] 660 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,200 Pupa! Pupa! Pupa! 661 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,289 [♪ epic theme swells, ends] 662 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:01,750 [wind whooshing] 663 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,335 [♪ upbeat music playing on TV] 664 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,212 Pupa, don't you eat Solar Opposites! 665 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,380 Get that out of your mouth! 666 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,216 Nobody's going to pick up the show again if you get your spit all over it! 667 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,592 Drop it! Pupa! 668 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,178 [♪ dramatic theme playing] 669 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,663 ♪♪ 670 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,555 [mimicking laser fire]