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♪ mariachi band music playing ♪

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‐ God dammit.
They're not coming. Again.

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Computer, turn off
the mariachi simulación.

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I should hope that you're all going out
to get more Miller L‐l‐l‐lights

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for Tuesday Taco Night Thing.

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‐ Oh wait, that was tonight?
Aw, I could've sworn that was on Monday.

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‐ It's always on Tuesdays,
and you've missed the last tres.

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‐ We know you're just trying to trick us
into hanging out with you.

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‐ No! I'm trying to trick you
into learning about ship repair.

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before you stop with the taco thing?

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‐ Oh, you're gonna come so hard
you're gonna beg me to stop.

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‐ Yeah, you wish.

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His mom is rich,
and his dad's trying to be a novelist,

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so I bet they get in a big fight.

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‐ There's gonna be a magician.

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It'll be my first autograph in my awesome
Magician Autograph Journal!

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Maybe I'll tag along just so I can explain
how he's doing his tricks.

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‐ Please don't come.
You know, I don't think you'd like it.

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It has nothing to do
with chores or yelling.

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‐ Um, Korvo, you don't really do well
in a social setting.

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It's kinda like your thing.

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‐ Hm, your reverse psychology
has worked, Terry.

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Nothing will stop me from joining you
at this child's birthday party.

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‐ Ahh!
‐ Yay, Korvo!

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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The only good ceremony
involving children is the Jewish one

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where they cut off the penis.

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Am I right?
[children laughing]

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Slow down!

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‐ Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.

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‐ Magic! Magic!
[children gasp]

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Fake thumb.

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Foam ball in the armpit.

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Mouth full of flags.

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This is so stupid, anyone could do this.

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I could do this.

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[cheering]

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I could do this.

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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

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Until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.

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This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.

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People are stupid.

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They're always talking
about how they love their family,

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but they're never making
their family gigantic.

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They're all normal sized.

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If you like something, you should be
trying to make it gigantic.

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‐ All right, be sure to share.

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Make sure the lower levels get Reese's
and don't hog the Skittles.

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Yumyulack, I'm heading out.

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I like to get to school early

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so I can watch the teachers
drink in the parking lot.

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‐ Oh hold on. I just want
to put my latest victim,

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I mean specimen, in there too.

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‐ Wait, I know her.

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Is that the lady who puts
her dog's poop in the mailbox?

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It's just the waitress from the Benihana
over by the strip club.

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‐ Why is she going in the wall?
I thought she was a nice one.

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If I was allergic, I could have died!
Is that what you want?

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‐ Of course not. I wish everything
lived forever. You know that.

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‐ [rumbling]
‐ [Cherie grunts]

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Where the fuck am I?

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‐ Welcome, citizen.

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‐ Hey, hey,

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get away from me‐‐
‐ Ahh!

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Wallet, gum, key metal‐‐

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She's got Tums! Ow!

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‐ We could do this the easy way

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or the toothpick way.

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Your choice.
‐ This isn't over.

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Everyone runs out
of fancy toothpicks at some point.

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‐ Come with me if you want to live.

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That's from Predator.
‐ It's from the Terminator.

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‐ Oh, crap, really? 'Cause I've been
saying that for weeks.

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Are you sure?
‐ I've seen that movie a hundred times.

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‐ We should go. Ugh, I'm such an idiot.

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COMPUTER: What's up, Korvo?
Do you want to resume, um,

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correcting any inaccuracies
in the cross‐galactic navigation matrix?

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Today we need to find out
how I can be a magician.

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‐ What? Get the fuck out of here. Wow.

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‐ Exactly. Okay, I need to be the
best magician I can as fast as possible.

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‐ Is this some sort of emotional arc?

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‐ A magician never reveals
his motivations.

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Let's get started.

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‐ Calculating wonder.
[bell dings]

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Done. I'll teach in the form
of Earth's greatest illusionists.

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Houdini, Copperfield, and Mystery,

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the pickup artist from The Game.

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‐ I can escape anything and neg anyone.

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You're not as hot as your friend.

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COMPUTER: The other
two personalities ate him.

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‐ Can I please just get
a regular tutorial?

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‐ Fine. Processing.
[bell dings]

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It seems like you
should combine simple tricks

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with what you're already great at.

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‐ Cooking salmon?
‐ Ugh.

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‐ Computer, lower impatience expression
by 25 percent.

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‐ Combine alien technology
with sleight of hand,

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a show like that
would blow people's minds!

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Especially if we served salmon
at intermission.

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[grunts]

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‐ The Duke says you're late
on our Skittle tax.

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‐ Keep walking, don't get involved.
‐ What the hell is this place?

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It's made up of a system
of connected terrariums.

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Those guys are enforcers.

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They're part of a martial police
formed by the ruler of the wall.

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‐ I'm guessing that's The Duke?

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‐ It's pretty complicated.

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Oh, I forgot about that movie.
Yeah. It's exactly the same.

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Jesse, the girl alien,
gives us candy and little gifts.

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And then The Duke hoards
and distributes that,

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and that's just, you know,
that's how he keeps control.

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Yeah, you got it.

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‐ Why is this rope so minty?

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My pants are from a Polly Pocket.

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‐ Go ahead, pick a card.

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I will now turn these cards
into 56 different extinct animals.

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I believe this... is your card.

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[gasps and cheers]

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When did you become a magician?

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‐ I've been secretly learning
so you guys would love me!

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‐ Well, it worked!

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‐ We should go out for pizza
and talk about how great you are.

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You know, I thought I learned magic
to get your attention,

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but that's just not enough anymore.

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You're all too provincial
and lame for me now.

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‐ You're intoxicated with fame
off one performance?

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‐ Yes.

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Where's he getting this bullshit?

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the greatest magician of all time,

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and you will collectively be portrayed
as the first wife

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who didn't believe in me in my biopic.

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I always stop the movie at that point,

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so I assume it goes great
for the protagonist

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after he cuts ties
with his friends and family.

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Enjoy being left behind!

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‐ This is just like the time
when I married Ansel Elgort.

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The little scamp.
He's lucky he got away.

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I loved him so much.
Ugh, why can't I call him?

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COMPUTER: I got you a meeting
with the biggest magician talent scout

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in the world.

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[women screaming]

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I really only needed one of each.

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‐ How about your next trick
is not complaining for once?

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[grunts]

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‐ This is the marketplace.

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If there's something you need,
you can barter for it here.

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‐ Well, mostly whatever they had
in their pockets when they got shrunk.

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If you had cargo shorts on,
you're basically rich.

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You know, your hair is pretty valuable.

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We could probably trade
those bangs in for some Mikes,

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maybe even an Ike if they're in season.

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[chomps, moans]

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TIM:
Enrique? Don't eat that.

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‐ Sugar shakes?

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‐ Yeah, we don't know
the word for diabetes.

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‐ It's diabetes.

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‐ Oh yeah. S‐‐ I'm sorry.
I'm losing my mind.

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I haven't had a vegetable in months.

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‐ Dad, come on, just a sip.

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Did you find any insulin?
Down at the drop zone?

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‐ Look, we're gonna make it work.
I promise.

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Your dad is gonna be okay.
[groans]

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‐ Well, the only food
they give us is candy.

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Sometimes they'll drop in
an apple or a cocktail onion,

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but it's very rare.

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‐ We have to figure out how to barter
for insulin from The Duke.

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He can get anything in here.
[chomps]

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‐ Man, he is really going to town.

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[groans]
‐ Dad, stop! You're not even hungry!

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I hate to burst your balloon.

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[coughs, clears throat]

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End of trick.

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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♪

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Now, now clap.

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‐ Pass.
‐ What? W‐why?

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You got no personality, kid.

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‐ I‐I‐I could try to build a device
that steals other people's charisma

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and then inject it into my body
like chemotherapy.

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‐ You're a sad blue creep with no hair.

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It's not gonna happen.

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‐ You're a sad blue creep!
[Korvo crying]

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‐ What are you, crying?

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‐ I‐I'm not crying, you're crying!

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CHERIE:
Well, this is creepy.

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‐ Yeah, this level is run
by the Bowinian church.

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It's the religion that worships Jesse,

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She's the one with the bow‐‐

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yeah, oh, hey now, that's why
they call it the "Bowinian Church."

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Okay, I just got that.

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How long have you people been in here?

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‐ Time moves differently in the wall.
It changes a man.

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‐ Wait, the aliens can control time?

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‐ No, no. It's more like a metaphor.

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Just, look, we eat a lot of candy,

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and that makes everything weird.

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Plus, there's no calendar or clocks.

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Think of it like Vegas.
Okay, could you just go with it?

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‐ Okay, geez. It tracks.

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‐ I'm afraid we have nothing to spare.

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We only have enough for the flock.

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‐ That's bullshit!

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You're afraid The Duke will be pissed
if he thinks you're competing with him!

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We should just take it.

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‐ I'll pray for your father.

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‐ I knew they wouldn't help us.

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Religion's such bullshit.
‐ Wait!

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Take this.
‐ What is it?

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It's barely two snaps long,
but it's gotta be worth something.

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Oh, I‐I shouldn't be here.
May the bow be with you.

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‐ Protein is like gold in here.

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But is this enough for The Duke?

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‐ No, but I know
what we can trade it for.

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‐ Tricks aren't enough,
I have to be likable?

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That's impossible!

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I wish I'd never learned magic!

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[squeaks]

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Ta‐dah!
‐ Yo! Check it out: trash magic!

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‐ And the bouquet that turns into doves!

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That then turn into pterodactyls!

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Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

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Ta‐dah!

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but this is sick.

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‐ Ta‐dah!

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Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

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[laughing]
‐ Ta‐dah!

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Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

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Ta‐dah! Ta‐dah!

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Ta‐dah!

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[ta‐dah continues]

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[audience cheering]

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‐ Okay, this is so amazing,
I can't believe it.

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Our next guest is,
he's so great, he's so great,

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please welcome "The Incredible
Burn Victim Trash Man!"

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[audience applauding]

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‐ I wanted to be on Kimmel.

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♪

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♪

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ANNOUNCER: Tomorrow night,
the Vegas Vegas Casino is proud

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to present The Incredible
Burn Victim Trash Man!

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leaping through a black hole!

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How will he survive
the gravimetric forces

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as they rip his atomic structure asunder?

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‐ We're going to Vegas tomorrow
to see Korvo do tricks!

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I'll finally see the city
of sin! Yay, sin!

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‐ I'm gonna bet it all at Circus Circus!

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‐ And I'm gonna rescue a sex worker!

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Aw, she's never gonna have sex again.

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Or he!
[doorbell rings]

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‐ Greetings.

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I am world renowned magician
Wilkins Micawber.

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I'm as famous as a magician can get,

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think the third Hemsworth brother,
as are my mysterious compatriots.

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‐ We are here to parlay with
The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man.

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Where hence ye?
‐ He's practicing his act upstairs.

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‐ Nobody's supposed to interrupt him.

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‐ I thought I smelled the stench
of lesser magicians.

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‐ Listen, listen, listen.
You can't do this black hole trick.

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It's too amazing!

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‐ If you survive, our careers die.

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‐ [gasps]
I didn't get their autographs!

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‐ The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man
left us no choice.

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but I love weed and prostitutes.

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So I need that money.

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‐ We'll make sure this is
his grand finale. Of life.

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[evil laughter]

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‐ Oh, now I'll never get their autographs.

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And they're gonna kill Korvo!

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Pretty convenient I came out here.

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What is your deal today, Pupa?

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‐ Eh, you don't toss around a Slim Jim
like this unless you mean business.

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‐ Have you lost your mind?

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It's the Girls of the Pac 10.

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That would cost at least,
uh, 20 snaps per Pac.

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[Enrique moans]
‐ Come on, man!

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‐ Hey, I'm sorry,
but I can't make the trade.

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It's one of the only pieces
of reading material

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that made it in here.

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Plus titties, you know.

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‐ Sorry, dude, but I need that Playboy!

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‐ Pedro! What the hell?
‐ I got it.

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[vendor moans]
‐ Go!

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[shouting]

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‐ Ahh!

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‐ Ahh!

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‐ Benihana, bitch.

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TED JOHNSON: Mr. Korvo,
could you explain exactly

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what we're looking at here?

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‐ It's a Quantum Ring,

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a black hole I built out of pieces
from my space cruiser.

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You kind of have to know a lot
about physics to understand‐‐

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‐ Looks like a Stargate.
‐ What's a Stargate?

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TED: It's what this is,
and the fourth best Kurt Russell movie.

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If I hit it at just the right angle,
I should pass through unharmed.

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If I'm even a millimeter off,
I die and maybe time implodes,

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I'm not sure about that last part.

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‐ So either it's a great show
or I no longer have to pay my alimony.

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I hate that woman.

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This is Ted Johnson,
reporting from backstage

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at a magic show.

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Yeah, definitely a Stargate.

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Oh, oh, oh‐‐

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‐ Korvo, you're in trouble!
A‐and we came to warn you!

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‐ But you stopped to get t‐shirts.

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‐ It was in case
we got separated in the crowd!

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‐ Oh, hm, I see what this is.

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You got jealous and now you want
to be part of my show.

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You all had your chance
to show me you appreciated me

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by coming to my Tuesday Night Taco Thing,

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but instead I had to throw
all the tacos away.

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Remember that? From earlier?
‐ No, that was like a million years ago.

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You can't still be mad at that.

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‐ Security, I don't know these people.
Get them out of here!

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‐ They're gonna do a murder on you!

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‐ I don't need you! This is my arc!

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‐ [groans]
‐ Wow, what did you do?

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‐ I don't know, I kicked him
in that thing people have.

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‐ We gotta split up
and find those magic murderers.

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[audience applauding]

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KORVO:
And where did all those cards go?

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I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised

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during your first bowel movement tomorrow.

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ALL: Oh.
[cheering]

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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my final trick of the night!

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I will be the first magician in history

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to jump through a black hole!

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[panting]

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‐ [gasps]
There they are!

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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[panting]

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Uhh‐‐

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Oh my god, wow, Yumyulack,

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you just cut those guys' throats.

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You just ended two human lives.
That’s crazy.

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But you were doing it to save
Korvo's life, man. So it's okay.

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Yeah, it's okay. We're good, we're good.

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♪

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[screaming]

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[woman screams]
‐ Oh god, he's dead! My Korvy!

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No!

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No!

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‐ Welcome to my humble abode.

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I'm The Duke. The ruler of shadows.

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The main vein. The big boy.
The top puppy.

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My guards tell me you're interested
in a swap of some kind?

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[whistles]
Girls of the Pac 10!

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What can I trade you for?

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‐ We need insulin. My dad is dying.

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‐ I'd be crazy not to take that deal.

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Hey, get some sugar shots
for my friends here!

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‐ Thank you so much!

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‐ Oh, I heard about the riot
you caused on level two.

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You know, it spread to three levels?

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I lost an enforcer trying to shut it down.

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A lot of lives lost for that stunt.

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It's not easy keeping the peace
in a place like this.

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Even if we weren't the prisoners
of two alien children,

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it would be hard being this close
to each other all the time.

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It's a daily struggle.

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‐ Please. sir. I beg you to be generous.

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My dad is dying.

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‐ Oh kid,
I'm not a monster.

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Of course your dad can have his insulin.

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Our job is to survive.

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‐ You didn't have to do that!

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Get them out of here.

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It's starting to smell like low wall.

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Oh, an interview with Mark Cuban! Score!

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[eagle screeches]

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‐ Today, we give Korvo back
to the great all tree,

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in the traditional way
as he would have wanted:

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ripped apart by noble birds.

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♪ mystical flute playing ♪

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‐ What can I say about Korvo?

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Korvo was easily
the least popular person in the house

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and he smelled like whole milk,

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but we're still gonna miss him.

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I'm sorry, I‐I didn't want
to do it right here.

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I wanted to do it later. In a bathroom.

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‐ Korvo was mean,
and being mean is tight.

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‐ That was beautiful.

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[cawing]

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‐ You only got one bird?
‐ Yeah, they're hard to catch. Geez.

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♪ Playing Time Of Your Life ♪

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TERRY: Man, I just wish we had gone
to one of these stupid parties

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when Korvo was alive, you know.

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We could've told him
how boring this was to his face.

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‐ Yeah, even though it was clear
that he just wanted to trick us

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into listening to boring
ship repair stuff,

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it would have been nice
to have him around.

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‐ That's why, in his honor,
I have brought down his manuals,

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and we are gonna read about the work
he did on the ship

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and start doing it ourselves.

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For Korvo.

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‐ I guess we have to do that now.

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‐ Ta‐daaaa!
‐ [all gasp]

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‐ [grunts]
You have to stop kicking there.

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‐ You're alive! Oh, Korvo,
y‐you're alive! You're‐‐

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‐ Alive like a fox!

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And you all fell for it!
I Now You See Me'd you!!

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‐ Now You See Me? The movie?
With Jesse Eisenberg? Ugh.

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‐ It taught me two important things.

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One: the best part of any magic trick
is spending a ton of time and money

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setting up an elaborate lie.

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And the other: family.
‐ Family?

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KORVO: It all happened
when I ditched you guys for Vegas...

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WOODY HARRELSON (on TV):
Yeah, you know, we were just
four lonely magicians.

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And then presto.

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Now we're abraca‐family.

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KORVO: I realized I'd gone too far
and I needed you guys.

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We're not just a space team,
we're also a family team.

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Which is why I had to hire
those magicians to pretend to kill me!

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They're all out‐of‐work actors.

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JESSE: Don't say that!
I love those magicians!

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KORVO: That's because in the middle
of the night, I planted false memories

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of them in all of your heads!

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‐ Terry, we killed two of those guys.

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‐ I‐I'm sure that was just
part of the trick.

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‐ But wait, how did you fake your death?

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‐ After I was finished
with Now You See Me 2,

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I read the novelization
of The Prestige.

430
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The Korvo you saw die was a clone.
A really good one too.

431
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He thought he was me, and I made sure
he could feel pain and‐and all that stuff.

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And it worked! You all totally thought
I was dead and came to my party!

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Good trick, right?

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‐ Oh yeah.
‐ Amazing.

435
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,540
Korvo, that was the best trick ever!

436
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,510
Was anyone else doing a trick?

437
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:26,520
The Pupa was a cardboard cutout all day?

438
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,810
Who even are you?

439
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‐ Ta‐da!
‐ Bravo, Pupa! Amazing!

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‐ Best day of tricks ever!

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ALL:
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

442
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,200
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

443
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,190
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

444
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‐ All right, enough!

445
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:42,410
Now, there are 78 parts
of the lavatic reactor.

446
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The first is the Pahoehoe funnel.

447
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It has 72 shunts.

448
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:49,460
Each shunt must be gently jostled
before you can proceed‐‐

449
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‐ Well, this sucks.

450
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:53,950
‐ Enrique, I'm so sorry,
I don't know how this happened.

451
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,420
‐ You saved me, Tim.

452
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,760
But I don't know how I'll go on
without my boy.

453
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,300
I‐I‐I just don't know.

454
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,600
Do you go to heaven if you die small?

455
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[crying]
He died small!

456
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,480
‐ It doesn't have to be this way.

457
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:10,510
Pedro didn't have to die.

458
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,390
I have to fix this place.

459
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,650
‐ How can one person change the world?

460
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,950
‐ By tearing it down.

461
00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,900
YUMYULACK: Come on!
Come on, hippo. Eat, eat!
JESSE: Come on, eat it, hippo

462
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‐ Fuck you, Jesse.

463
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,040
‐ I love this game.
‐ Hippos!

464
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♪

465
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[imitating laser fire]