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[♪ dramatic theme playing]
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[♪ pleasant music playing]
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Fancington Pines has it all,
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a saltwater spa, $15 iced teas,
and regular-sized golf.
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I didn't know you could putt-putt
without the windmill!
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It's just short grass.
We have that at home.
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Bone marrow on tap and an oyster bar?
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Is there anything fancy
Fancington doesn't have?
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Genre inclusivity.
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That's why I'm the chair
of the Sci-Fi Diversity Initiative.
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We have so many rich humans
and only a couple rich aliens.
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Your family would be
an excellent addition.
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Hold up, the only time I'm a token alien
is at a Phish concert, bruh.
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Oh, you're not token at all.
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We already have sci-fi members.
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They're dining in
the Luxe Lounge right now.
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I don't know if we're going
to fit in at a place like... Holy socks!
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[Terry]
Oh! That's the alien from Alien
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and General Chang from
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.
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[Solars exclaiming]
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- Wait, aren't they bad guys?
- Only on screen.
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In real life, they're producing partners.
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Hey, Chang!
Quote some Klingon Shakespeare!
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- [screams]
- He doesn't like it when people ask that.
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Where do we sign
the membership agreement?
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I assume there's some fraternity hazing
we have to endure?
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Walking around in our underwear,
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drinking to excess,
maybe some light torture?
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I'll finally have a place
to wear my tennis skirts!
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I'm so sick of all the written complaints
from the climbing gym.
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So what if they're getting a peep?
That's the point.
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I was in the moment
I heard it was exclusive,
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not like the Burger King Kids Club.
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This is the perfect place
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for a whirlwind romance
with a dance instructor
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who's from the wrong side of the tracks.
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Before any of that,
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we need to find a time
for you to meet with the board
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to be evaluated.
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I think you're great,
but they don't let many new families in.
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They don't?
Oh, man, we're boned!
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- [phone ringing]
- Ugh, I gotta take this.
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It's my uncut gem guy.
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You guys have a real chance.
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They just wanna make sure
you aren't freaky weirdos.
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We're very normal.
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- [eyeball pops]
- [all yelp]
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Uh, Korv? Your eye just fell out!
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What, ew!
He's gonna think we're weird.
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[Yumyulack/Jesse] Hide it, hide it!
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Alright, I think I can get you in
with the admissions board tomorrow.
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Well, that can't be right.
Tomorrow's Halloween!
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Won't they be busy Monster Mashing
like everyone else?
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[laughs] We don't celebrate
a lowbrow nitwit holiday
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like Halloween here at Fancington Pines.
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Will tomorrow be a problem?
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No, no!
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We hate Halloween,
and we don't even have brows.
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- We'll be there.
- Great, I'll make sure you're confirmed!
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- See you tomorrow.
- [Korvo retching]
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[Solars gag]
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The Solar Opposites
are joining a country club!
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Sorry, are we just gonna ignore the fact
that you barfed up a bat?
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Because you got real upset
when I barfed up
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The Solar Opposites
Halloween Special 2!
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[Korvo] Planet Shlorp was
a perfect Jack-O-Lantern
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until the clown head hit.
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A hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and shot into the... space
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which was full
of cobwebs and candy.
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We crashed on Earth
wearing a big witch hat,
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stranding us on
an already decorated planet.
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Yes, that's right,
I've been haunting this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name's Korvo.
This is my special.
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Oh, bollocks,
I just dropped the Pupa.
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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I hate Halloween.
It's a horrible holiday.
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Oh, I can't believe
we're doing this again.
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Look at that big purple cat!
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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Man, I'm so dang peeved
that we aren't really doing Halloween.
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How can Fancington Pines
not respect Dracula's birthday?
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God, what'll the libs ruin next?
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Oh, maybe we should do
an afterschool special instead!
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We can all get addicted to drugs
and play with a downed power line.
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Halloween sucks!
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It's below Passover
in my top ten list of holidays.
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Dia de los Mentos is at the top!
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You gotta celebrate the Freshmaker!
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Decorations?
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What part of, "We aren't doing Halloween"
do you two not understand?
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Wait, is this because you still think
Halloween is too spooky?
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No, the only thing I'm scared of
is not getting into Fancington Pines.
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Halloween is out,
being classy and non-nitwitty is in.
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- [eyeball pops]
- [all yell]
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Korvo, I wanna be respectful here,
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but what the fuck is happening
with your eyes?
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I don't know, who gives a shit?
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It's just, the eye thing
combined with the bat barfing,
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you're seeming kinda spooky.
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I'll tell you what's not spooky.
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This Cerulean Alo Yoga tennis skirt.
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Oh, gimme!
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- [teeth clattering]
- Ugh!
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Uh, you okay, buddy?
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Yes, let's focus on the task at hand.
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You know your teeth just fell out.
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It's not very feminist
to ask people to smile.
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You look like a creepy pumpkin.
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What, no, I don't!
I'm just a regular hairless alien!
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[all gasp]
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- [thunder crashes]
- [witch cackling]
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Hello, my pretties!
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I am the First Witch,
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one of the legendary spirits of Halloween.
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I spread Halloween fun
and chaos to all who celebrate.
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Wow, oh, my God!
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Welcome!
Happy Halloween, The First Witch.
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Piss off!
We are a family of science,
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and we stopped celebrating
Halloween earlier today.
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[cackling]
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Stopped celebrating Halloween?
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Oh, no, my pretty,
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I think you'll find
that you are Halloween!
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- [thunder crashes]
- Stop calling me pretty.
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At most, I'm boyishly handsome,
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and I have nothing to do with Halloween.
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Since you killed the Great Pumpkin
last Halloween,
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his holiday spirit has transferred
to you, my pretty.
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Uh, needle scratch, what?
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Korvo is the new Great Pumpkin!
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Shut your witch ass up.
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I'm a great addition
to a country club, is what I am.
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Agh! There is no resisting
the Halloween spirit.
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If you try, it will manifest around you.
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[thunder crashes]
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There's no stopping this.
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You are the Great Pumpkin!
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Oh, yeah?
Would the Great Pumpkin do this?
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- [laser fires]
- [First Witch screaming]
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Korvo, no! You gotta stop zapping
holiday creatures in the living room.
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I just got that elf out of the carpet.
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Oh, bollocks, she's reforming!
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You can't destroy a magical witch
with sci-fi stuff, Korvo.
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Yeah, everyone knows that.
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Pupa, JK Sevens!
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If you can find a way
to kill this Witchlet,
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I will buy each one of you
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one of those sticky, slappy hand things
you love so much.
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Remember, sci-fi stuff won't work.
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I'm only bringing it up again
because neither of you really talk,
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so I wanna make sure
you don't forget it later.
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- Alright!
- [JK beeping]
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Wait a minute.
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You told us that the Great Pumpkin
was alive and well.
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I... I don't recall saying
those exact words.
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I do. Something fishy
is going on here, Korvo!
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Yeah, I think Halloween is stupid
and the Great Pumpkin is a bubble butt,
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but you did say that!
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I was in a tight spot.
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Our neighbor Randall, the one who was
way too into his haunted house,
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he was gonna kill me and the Crypt Keeper.
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I had to carve up
the Great Pumpkin to save us.
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How was I supposed to know his powers
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followed the same rules
as The Santa Clause?
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That's some bullshit genre mixing,
if you ask me.
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It does seem like a stretch.
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Look, I promise, after we get
into the country club,
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we'll deal with the Great Pumpkin stuff.
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Okay, but I don't wanna forget
like we do with everything else
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we say we aren't gonna forget.
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We have one day to get posh,
and then we'll do the pumpkin shit.
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- [all cheering]
- [teeth clattering]
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Oh, dammit.
Help me pick up my teeth.
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- [tailor humming]
- Oh!
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You want-a da slim fit?
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Whatever your snootiest
club members wear.
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Most of them wear-a slim fit.
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- [explosion booms]
- [all gasp]
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Oh, Go... Oh!
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I, I must have forgotten
to take my Ozempic!
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- Measure again.
- [explosion booms]
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[tailor stammering]
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Il fantasma!
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[screaming]
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Korvo, the Witch said
spooky stuff would happen
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if you resisted your Halloween-ness,
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and now you're clearly a pumpkin
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and Terry turned into a friggin' ghost!
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I still think you look great.
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Of course, I look great, honey.
I'm a dime piece.
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But I don't wanna be a ghost.
Now I can't wear any cool shirts, see?
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[grunting] Ugh!
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How are we going to hide
Terry's ghost-ness at the interview?
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If we can't impress them
with fancy new outfits,
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maybe we can distract them
with fancy-ass cars.
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Yes, great idea.
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I always judge people
by the price of their car.
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Stupid sperm tail.
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I look like Casper the Friendly Fart!
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[JK Sevens beeping]
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My pretties!
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Bye-bye.
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[Witchlet squelching]
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[Witchlet raving]
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[Pupa grunts]
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Can I interest you in any
of our hair-raising deals
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with bone-rattling low rates?
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You can cut the Halloween crap.
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Give us your fanciest,
most country-club-iest, car-iest car.
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- [explosions boom]
- [Jesse/Terry gasp]
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[explosions booming]
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- What the hell?
- Don't even start!
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That witch said this would happen.
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I'm sorry,
but if people saw someone
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as weird as you
in one of our vehicles,
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it could make the entire brand seem dorky.
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It's happened before.
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[whispers] Tesla.
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[Korvo] Maybe all we need
is perfect table manners.
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It says here, you're supposed
to start on the outside
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and work your way in.
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This blade ain't gonna do the trick
if I need to fuck someone up.
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It's way too dull.
Ah, I cut myself!
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Owie, ow!
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Stop it, shut up!
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Fancy people care about
this stuff, so we have to.
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I need you to make an effort.
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Okay, fine, we will.
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Good, I trust you.
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Plus, I'm electrifying the table,
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so try hard to get the answers right.
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You can't electrify a tablecloth.
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- [electricity crackling]
- [Yumyulack yelping]
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Ow, you zapped my stabbin' hand!
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Hey, Korvo, I think
you finally figured out
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how to beat the Halloween spookiness.
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- [explosion booming]
- [all scream]
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Meow. Looks like now
I'm one of those sexy cats
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everyone's always
dressing up as for Halloween.
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Aw, man, no fair!
243
00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,702
I wanna be a sexy cat.
244
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,954
[doorbell rings]
245
00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,121
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
246
00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,540
Oh, no, it's Ranch!
247
00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,834
Everyone act like
we aren't turning into shit.
248
00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,545
Hello there, Ranch.
What a pleasant surprise.
249
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,754
'Kay, bye, now.
250
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,673
I just wanted to check on
my favorite aliens
251
00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:08,841
before their big day.
252
00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,844
[gasps] Oh, my God, you're all so spooky.
253
00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,470
You all used to be sci-fi.
254
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,596
It's not what it looks like.
255
00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,265
I know exactly what it looks like,
256
00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:17,850
and it looks like
you're turning into a pumpkin
257
00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:20,561
and transforming those around you
with some sort of Halloween magic.
258
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:21,645
Damn, he's good.
259
00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,105
Hey, at least I'm still an alien.
260
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,356
[explosion booms]
261
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,691
Aoofta!
262
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:30,737
Now I'm a werewolf,
and I'm hungry for candy corn!
263
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,822
[howling]
264
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,032
What the hell is going on around here?
265
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,118
It's hard to explain,
but I'll bet you a billion dollars
266
00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:38,453
we can undo this Halloween chaos
before tomorrow.
267
00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:39,538
[explosion booms]
268
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,874
- Yeah!
- [♪ upbeat spooky music playing]
269
00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:44,251
Just to be clear,
that was a rhetorical bet.
270
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,423
[Ranch] There's no chance
you'll get into Fancington
271
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,507
looking like this.
272
00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,592
We have a conservative board.
273
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,969
They all smoke indoors,
and none of them wear seat belts.
274
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,138
Maybe we can push the interview,
do it later in the year
275
00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,639
where their right-wing views
will be softened
276
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,974
by watching the Avatar movies.
277
00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:01,101
No, tomorrow's the last day
they're meeting people!
278
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,644
But since my name's on the line,
279
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:06,356
I'll help you find a way to hide
all this disgusting Halloweenie-ness.
280
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,441
We'll do anything.
281
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,276
We're good at hiding
how disgusting we are.
282
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,903
- [retches]
- [candy rattling]
283
00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,946
Ew, Mary Janes, barf.
284
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,364
Still, candy is candy.
285
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,782
Oh, goddamn it.
286
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,534
Mm, goddamn it.
287
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,328
He's not gonna do this
in front of the board, right?
288
00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,621
- Oh, no, no.
- Goddamn it!
289
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,498
It doesn't make any sense for me
to keep eating this candy,
290
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,209
but I'm gonna do it.
291
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,878
[Korvo] You really think
this is gonna trick the rich folk,
292
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,922
covering up my orange
and making me look expensive?
293
00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:32,883
This is the exact shade of silver they use
on the Webby Award statues.
294
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,384
Top-of-the-line shit.
295
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,386
Is that the same paint
that poisoned the Tin Man?
296
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,722
Yeah, that's why we had
to buy it through AliExpress.
297
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,016
- [explosion booms]
- Oh, dammit!
298
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,851
- [razor buzzing]
- Ooh, la, la.
299
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:46,188
I went from Halloween tragic
to sexy magic.
300
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,314
- [explosion booms]
- [Jesse screams]
301
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,274
- [thud]
- Oh, geez.
302
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,153
[Terry] What do you think?
Not looking like a ghost now, huh?
303
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,239
- Pretty hot, right?
- Mm, it's not working.
304
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,782
You just look like an even cheaper ghost.
305
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,242
[Terry] How about with the blacklight?
306
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,744
Don't worry about the stains.
307
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,580
They're just piss and shit
and soup and blood.
308
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,665
And cum.
309
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,043
Focus, you're not a sorority girl,
and this isn't rush week.
310
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,294
Now, repeat after me.
311
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:12,172
"The quarrelsome queen
quaffed quickly and quietly."
312
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,050
Meow! Why don't we quit
this silly nonsense
313
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,552
and go out on the town?
314
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:19,930
"The quarrelsome queen
quaffed quickly and quietly!"
315
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,975
[purrs] Wanna hold each other's hair
when we throw up?
316
00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,393
"The quarrelsome queen--"
317
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,311
[gasps] Jackie hooked up with Dennis?
318
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,188
That bitch knows we've been texting.
319
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,065
You have to help me destroy her!
320
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,192
[groans] This is impossible.
321
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,361
You all have too much
Halloween chaos energy.
322
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,738
Plus, to be honest,
you're also kind of gross,
323
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,740
and I think you have
clinical focus issues.
324
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,492
And I still look like a pumpkin.
325
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,995
But I wanna wear the tennis skirts
and drink seltzer water
326
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,247
and be judgmental
with the other pro shop wives.
327
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,790
It's my dream, dammit.
328
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,710
There's one last thing we could try,
329
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,879
but it's pretty drastic.
330
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,173
I used to dabble in Halloween myself.
331
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,841
My sophomore year at Harvard.
332
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,134
I loved the drinking,
333
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,553
the pretending that ground beef
was Frankenstein's brains,
334
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,972
and watching Hellbound: Hellraiser II
over and over again
335
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,599
for the entire month of October!
336
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,852
But my youthful dalliances
brought great shame to my family.
337
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:07,936
How did they heal you?
338
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,605
They had a book from the Old World
339
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,356
full of witchcraft and dark magic.
340
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,734
They used it to create an elixir
which straightened me out.
341
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,985
I love elixirs!
342
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,404
They're like the Snapples
of the magic world.
343
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,072
Why didn't we do the elixir thing
right off the bat?
344
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,533
- [bat screeches]
- Whoa! I didn't wanna suggest it.
345
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,702
The elixir causes a drastic change!
346
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,621
You won't recognize yourselves.
347
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:26,747
Yes, that's what we need!
348
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,498
Trying to buy a fancy car is one thing,
349
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,626
but are you sure you wanna mess
with dark magic?
350
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,752
We have to.
351
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,671
God, I would kill for a cosmo right now.
352
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,924
I don't know, maybe we're just
a chaotic family
353
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,759
and aren't cut out for Fancington Pines.
354
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,261
We can be our chaotic selves
in the privacy of our own home
355
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,888
and hobnob with the elites at the club.
356
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,765
- Best of both worlds!
- Okay.
357
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:48,393
And not just because you quoted
the Hannah Montana theme song.
358
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,230
All we need is a big,
black pot with a heat source.
359
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:54,525
Whoa, we get to use
the multipurpose holiday cauldron again.
360
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:57,069
And you said we'd never use it
more than twice.
361
00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,403
[thunder crashes]
362
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,073
[Ranch] This book is
an old family heirloom
363
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,616
brought over on the Mayflower.
364
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,118
Goddamn, this smells
like a dead dog's dick.
365
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,620
And I would know. [laughs]
366
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,205
It's ancient and made from skin!
367
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,415
But the smell is from when
my basement flooded last year.
368
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,126
We must cast that
which makes Halloween chaotic
369
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,586
into the cauldron!
370
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:18,507
An empty candy bowl with a note
telling you to donate to UNICEF!
371
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,926
A Napoleon Dynamite costume!
372
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,678
Farewell, sweet prince.
373
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:26,348
A sack of pennies handed out
by an elderly woman!
374
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,016
Ugh, cheap bitch.
375
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:33,647
Some eggs, some toilet paper,
and et cetera.
376
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,898
[potion bubbling]
377
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,191
The elixir is set.
378
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,484
Oh, now you must bathe in it
379
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,820
to remove the holiday chaos
from yourselves.
380
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:42,281
[Solars screaming]
381
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,199
Oh, God! Oh, it burns!
382
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:47,160
This is what it must feel like
to be a tongue on Hot Ones!
383
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,705
It's working!
384
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,456
- [♪ sinister music playing]
- [potion bubbling]
385
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,088
[explosion booms]
386
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,507
[pedestal whirring]
387
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,427
- Did it work?
- Yes!
388
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:04,928
Didn't you hear me screaming?
389
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,638
No, I was in a cauldron.
390
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,473
Right. Well, yes, it worked.
391
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,975
[JK Sevens beeping]
392
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,102
[train rumbling]
393
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,062
[Witchlet squelches]
394
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,232
- Yeah, woo-hoo!
- [happy beeping]
395
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,151
[♪ sinister music playing]
396
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,737
[Witchlet cackling]
397
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,071
[train rumbling]
398
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,534
[Pupa sighs]
399
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,869
[Witchlet squelches]
400
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,957
[board member] You've surprised us today.
401
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:37,336
This board usually finds aliens
to be too whimsical,
402
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,338
zapping things with rays and whatnot.
403
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,631
Oh, that's not us.
404
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:43,383
We just like to be rich
and hold as still as possible.
405
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,261
I know it well.
I just have one final question.
406
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:49,473
What is your favorite type of chalice?
407
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,642
Uh, jeweled.
408
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:53,060
[board murmuring]
409
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,104
We are most impressed
with your sedate, compliant,
410
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,398
almost paper-white temperament.
411
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,736
Your application
to Fancington Pines is accepted.
412
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,363
[Solars] [unenthusiastically] Yay.
413
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,156
This is the high point of our lives.
414
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,159
[laughs]
That's the unmistakable bored affect
415
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,869
of a Fancington man.
416
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,747
We did it.
We're members just like you.
417
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,832
Can I see that little mouth
you got inside your mouth?
418
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,919
Oh, man, if I had one of those,
I'd be fucking and sucking everything.
419
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,170
[General Chang]
What do you think you're doing?
420
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,840
This is the private
members-only dining room.
421
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,800
We just passed the rich guy test,
we're members.
422
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,301
[both laughing]
423
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,970
You fools aren't members!
424
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,055
But we shook an old man's hand.
425
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:34,685
Look around and tell me if anyone else
is wearing one of those hideous blazers.
426
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,436
[Korvo] Oh, my God.
427
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,063
If these aren't members' blazers...
428
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,982
You just got hired as valets.
429
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,109
[both laughing]
430
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,819
[club members laughing]
431
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,988
You're being a real bitch right now.
432
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,614
Us aliens have to stick together.
433
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,784
We're real aliens,
not some low-rent plants.
434
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,120
That's why we're the stars
of film franchises.
435
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,789
Fetch my Rivian, you dandelion bitch.
436
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,959
I'll have you know
we are personal friends with Ranch White.
437
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,670
When he finds out about this,
heads will roll!
438
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,796
Who's Ranch White?
439
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,757
That's the most made-up
rich guy name I've ever heard.
440
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,594
[club members laughing]
441
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,013
[Terry] As first impressions go,
not great,
442
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:14,183
but I say we go back tomorrow,
park a few cars, and see if it's fun.
443
00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:16,310
That club is full of nothing
but rich twunts,
444
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,896
and those aliens were
the biggest shitbags of the bunch!
445
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,689
We should have seen this coming!
446
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,984
Why would a place called
Fancington Pines ever want us?
447
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,485
We're not pines.
448
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,155
And why did they act like
they didn't know who Ranch was?
449
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,616
The worst part is, we gave away
all our fun Halloween chaos
450
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:31,992
to get into that stupid club.
451
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,160
We love Halloween.
452
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,661
It's October 31st.
453
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,788
We still have time
to get our Halloween chaos
454
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,873
back from the cauldron.
455
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,374
- Oh!
- [♪ sinister music playing]
456
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,544
No, all our chaotic cauldron goo is gone!
457
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,712
That can't be right.
458
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,131
Did we go to the wrong alien spaceship
with a cauldron in it?
459
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,299
Where, where are your keys?
460
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,885
Just do the beep to see if we...
if this is the wrong one.
461
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,803
[sinister laughter]
462
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,642
Ranch, why are your eyes glowing?
463
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,436
Did you drink the chaos goo?
464
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,605
Gobble, gobble, motherfuckers.
465
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:02,898
[all scream]
466
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,571
[arm whirring]
467
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,865
[gasoline sloshing]
468
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,202
[explosion booms]
469
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,415
- [Pupa grunts]
- [Witchlet screeching]
470
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,753
- [thunder crashing]
- Gobble, gobble, gobble!
471
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,129
Is he laugh-gobbling?
472
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,298
Yeah, but nobody gobbles on Halloween.
473
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,008
You really messed up, Ranch!
474
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,385
That was an interview for valets!
475
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:34,054
- I set you up!
- You did, why?
476
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:37,641
I'm not Ranch White,
cool country club fuck boi.
477
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:41,562
I'm actually the holiday spirit
of Thanksgiving,
478
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:44,648
the Grand Brown Gravy!
479
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,441
- [Solars gasp]
- The what now?
480
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,609
You've heard of me.
481
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,987
I'm like the Great Pumpkin
but for Thanksgiving,
482
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,114
Okay, must not be as popular of a spirit.
483
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,200
Oh, once the Great Pumpkin was slain,
484
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,535
I've been waiting,
485
00:17:56,535 --> 00:18:00,330
plotting to steal his powers from Korvo.
486
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,124
But Thanksgiving is nothing
like Halloween!
487
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:06,253
Which is why I have
to destroy Halloween forever!
488
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,921
- No!
- [gravy sloshing]
489
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,048
Hey, get your nasty-ass gravy
off my man.
490
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,384
Thanksgiving is always an afterthought,
491
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,721
a punchline nobody looks forward to
because of the dry turkey.
492
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,306
[Yumyulack] Just leave Halloween alone!
493
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:18,974
You already have a holiday!
494
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,935
One day, people won't remember
Thanksgiving at all,
495
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,813
just like Plough Monday!
496
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,690
Maybe Thanksgiving deserves to die,
497
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,359
and people can just get together
and have dinner.
498
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:34,156
Oh, not with my new
double holiday spirit powers!
499
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:39,369
I will steal everything about Halloween
and apply it to Thanksgiving!
500
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,873
An irresponsible amount
of drinking, sexy gourds,
501
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:46,835
and kids going door to door
to get slices of cranberry sauce!
502
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:50,005
It's going to be beautiful!
503
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,882
Not if we kick your ass first!
504
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:52,966
[laser fires]
505
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,261
Sci-fi stuff doesn't work
on holiday spirits.
506
00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:00,015
The only thing that could destroy me
would be Halloween stuff,
507
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:05,604
and you dumbasses threw
all yours in a cauldron!
508
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,397
[sinister laughter]
509
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,775
We still have Halloween candy
and decorations downstairs.
510
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,152
Let's use those to take
this butt nugget down!
511
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,030
[Grand Brown Gravy roaring]
512
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:18,325
- [Solars panting]
- Let's take a moment before fighting
513
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,286
to reflect on what
we're most thankful for.
514
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,038
- No, fuck you!
- [Yumyulack grunts]
515
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,541
Take that!
516
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,795
Oh, crap, he turned our Halloween stuff
into Plough Monday shit.
517
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:32,297
It's Thanksgiving shit, you bastard!
518
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,882
[groans]
519
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,426
Dammit, attack them, my food warriors.
520
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,803
[Jesse screaming]
521
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:40,597
- [Yumyulack grunting]
- [cork popping]
522
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:42,975
[Korvo] Let's get to the backyard!
523
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:48,355
You can run, but the holidays
always creep up!
524
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,483
What the hell?
Where are all the plastic spiders
525
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,026
and inflatable pride dinosaurs?
526
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,946
I spent too much of my decorating time
looking for tennis skirts!
527
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,614
- [thud]
- [both scream]
528
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,199
Not the cranberry sauce!
529
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,534
We're so fucked!
530
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:03,120
- [horn toots]
- Pupa, please, please tell me
531
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,788
you didn't manage to kill the Witchlet.
532
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,583
- [sad beeping]
- Oh, God, they killed her!
533
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,709
Why?
534
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,586
- [JK Sevens beeps]
- They ripped her head off!
535
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,921
It's so sick. [retches]
536
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,339
Halloween is over forever!
537
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,427
The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland
will just be a regular mansion now.
538
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,887
[Solars sobbing]
539
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,471
[glass cracks]
540
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:23,640
[beeps]
541
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,434
What do you mean
you have a confession?
542
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,186
Wait, where did you two
get these things?
543
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:28,520
Witchlet!
544
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:33,567
You let her bribe you with Power Wheels
then gave her snacks and a place to stay?
545
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,986
- Bad Pupa and bad robot!
- [JK Sevens beeping]
546
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:38,363
Whoa, I am not translating that.
547
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,866
You're lucky we need this Witchlet,
or you'd be in big trouble.
548
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,034
[explosion booms]
549
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,285
[Grand Brown Gravy laughing]
550
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,162
It's dinnertime!
551
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,872
Please, little witch,
forgive me for trying
552
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,081
to kill you and all the other stuff!
553
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,833
Please help us save Halloween!
554
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:50,918
[Witchlet] Hmph.
555
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,419
- [Grand Brown Gravy laughing]
- [monsters growling]
556
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,339
[fists thudding]
557
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,758
Okay, I'll admit it.
I was wrong about Halloween.
558
00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,259
Halloween is a fabulous holiday.
559
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,761
It's fun for the kids and for adults.
560
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,846
Dressing up, begging for candy,
bobbing for apples,
561
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,140
it's all a delight.
I like the seasonal beer.
562
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,725
I like how you get to check out
your neighbor's house
563
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,644
when they open the door
for trick-or-treaters!
564
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,312
Halloween is not too spooky.
565
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,314
Halloween rules!
566
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,150
[First Witch cackling]
567
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:18,195
[Grand Brown Gravy roaring]
568
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,905
[♪ sinister music playing]
569
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,157
[explosion booms]
570
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,076
- [First Witch] Hop on!
- Oh! [yelps]
571
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,412
You're too late! Halloween's dead.
572
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:31,625
From now on,
pumpkins will only be eaten in pie!
573
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,627
[Grand Brown Gravy laughing]
574
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:37,297
- [explosion booming]
- Oh, that hurts!
575
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,633
- But how?
- Halloween is the best.
576
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,052
Heidi Klum's annual party.
Couples' costumes.
577
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,972
Watching someone dressed
as a penguin vomit on the street.
578
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,140
The house that gives out
full-size candy bars.
579
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,225
"The Monster Mash"!
580
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:51,270
Nobody has to sit at a table
and listen to a racist uncle
581
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,689
talk about how
they don't like the Pakistanis
582
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:57,359
that bought the Boston Market down on I-5!
583
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:02,739
- [explosion booms]
- [gravy splashing]
584
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:06,243
[explosions popping]
585
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:08,078
Whew, that was a close one.
586
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:11,123
I almost got my throat cut
by some bitch-ass giblets.
587
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:12,958
[Korvo groans]
588
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:18,630
Thank you for saving Halloween, Korvo.
589
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,591
Your honest love for the holiday
590
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:25,095
proved that you truly deserve
to be the Great Pumpkin.
591
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,388
- Yay, Korvo!
- Woo-hoo!
592
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,223
- You did it!
- Good job, Korvo!
593
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,391
Candy!
594
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,269
Actually, all that stuff
I said back there, I didn't mean it.
595
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,645
It was all stuff Terry has said.
596
00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,606
Halloween is still too spooky for me.
597
00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:37,441
I'm honestly scared shitless
of you right now.
598
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:41,737
But then Halloween won't have
a Great Pumpkin.
599
00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,363
No, it does.
600
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,032
You should be the spirit of Halloween.
601
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,116
[gasps]
602
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,287
[magic humming]
603
00:22:56,585 --> 00:23:00,672
A witch as the Great Pumpkin? [laughs]
604
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,883
Did you know this has
never happened before?
605
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,384
No, why would we?
606
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,761
Oh, Korvo.
607
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,596
If I could go back
and tell that little girl
608
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,973
that I used to be before I ate that bat
and became a witch
609
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:13,352
that this would happen one day,
you know what she would say?
610
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,521
Uh, something that ends with, "My pretty"?
611
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:18,607
[laughs] Exactly, my pretty!
612
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:21,318
I still have time
to spread Halloween chaos.
613
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:25,280
But first, I want to grant you
a Halloween wish.
614
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,075
Ask for some Altoids Sours.
They don't make 'em anymore.
615
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,910
[Korvo whispering]
616
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,703
- Granted.
- [explosion booms]
617
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,872
[horn tooting]
[Pupa laughing]
618
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,374
Would you quit it?
619
00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,209
Ow, my foot!
620
00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:40,712
We can't park them
if you don't stop driving.
621
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:43,048
♪ Spooky, scary skeletons
speak with such a screech ♪
622
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:44,800
This club rules now!
623
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,969
Hey, hey, good wish, Korvo.
624
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:50,222
- [lips smacking]
- Happy Halloween, Terry.
625
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:52,224
Hell yes, it is, mister.
626
00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:54,101
♪ But I don't think we should ♪
627
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,978
♪ 'Cause spooky, scary skeletons ♪
628
00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:57,855
♪ Shout startling, shrilly screams ♪
629
00:23:57,855 --> 00:23:59,857
♪ They'll sneak
from their sarcophagus ♪
630
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,525
♪ And just won't let you be ♪
631
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,570
[♪ dramatic theme playing]
632
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,739
[wolf howling]
633
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:14,079
[sinister laughter]
634
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,420
[electronic warbling]
635
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,176
[♪ dramatic theme continues]
636
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,514
[bats squeak]
637
00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:45,611
[owl hoots]
638
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:47,946
[mimicking laser fire]