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Jesse, Yumyulack, let's go.
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We're gonna be late for the grand opening
of the new Arby's Water Park:
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Aquarby's.
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I can't wait to float
in that Horsey Sauce River.
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Time to get wet and wild, baby.
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Man, oh, man,
have I been looking forward--
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- You aren't coming.
- What? Bitch, how come not?
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Because this trip to Aquarby's
is a reward for those of us
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who actually did our chores.
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Chow-was? Okay.
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What, we're just making up words now?
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Each of us did stuff around the house
to make it a better place to live.
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I, for instance,
jackhammered the driveway
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and re-poured the concrete.
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I sump-pumped the basement
and set up mesh WiFi.
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I switched all our light bulbs
to woke LEDs
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that are softer on our alien skin.
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You were supposed to clean the house.
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I like it like this.
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It's not neglect.
it's a choice.
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Ah! The Pupa's got a rat on him.
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- Okay, fine.
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Maybe the walls could use a wipedown.
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But you can't make me clean by myself.
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I'm alone. I'm scared.
I'm just a kid.
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This exact scenario is
in the prenup we signed.
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You know I can't read.
I'm a dumb kid.
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That's no excuse.
Let's roll, everyone, except Terry.
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I wanna be first in line for the premium
Nine Piece Chicken Nugget Splash Pad.
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- The robot guy gets to go?
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Leave JK Sevens alone.
He pulls his weight.
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The whole house had better be clean
by the time we return
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or you can't go to any of the other
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fast food theme parks
we are visiting this summer.
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That includes
the Chipotle Indoor Ski Lodge.
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Korvo!
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This is the worst thing
you've ever done to me!
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And don't forget to clean
the goddamn backyard.
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Oh, God!
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It turns out the guns,
germs, and the steal
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were in our hearts
the whole time.
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You know, the people in the wall
who rewrite the books
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they miss when they were big?
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I think they run out of steam
and just wing it.
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- Germs!
- Oh, that's right.
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Hey. Who wants paella?
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Is that chunks of worm, I smell?
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Surprise.
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I found two by the fence.
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You know, Montez,
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this life we've built here by the puddle,
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it's the first time
since getting shrunk down
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that I've truly been happy.
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This place is special,
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safe and hidden away,
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all the water we need.
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But it's also so removed from society.
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Everybody I trust
or care about is right here.
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I just wonder,
what if people out there are suffering?
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You're a good man.
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But protecting Pezlie
is what's important now.
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Fuck everybody else.
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Totally.
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Fucking fuck them right
in their fucking faces.
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Anyway, I'm gonna forage
for some ingredients.
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We're having foie grass tonight.
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Can you say "terrible pun"?
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Tewible pwun.
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That's my girl.
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No one's coming.
Let's get outta here.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Come on.
I liked Sofia too,
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{\an8}but she's in Basketballburgh.
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{\an8}- That's where we gotta go.
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{\an8}I'm not just saying that
because it's Saturday
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{\an8}and there's a juicy blackjack tournament.
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{\an8}You know I wanna avoid that place
like the plague.
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Hello?
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Would you ever put the cart
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before the horse?
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{\an8}What are you...
Was that code?
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{\an8}Oscar didn't give us a code.
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{\an8}You know Oscar?
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{\an8}- How is the old son of a bitch?
- He's dead.
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{\an8}Oh, man, that sucks.
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{\an8}Oscar was a real one.
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{\an8}Wish I hadn't called him
a son of a bitch just now.
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{\an8}So, uh, where's the, uh, cart
with the, uh, food or--
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I know the food was a cover.
The spigot's gone.
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The bounty hunter on the lizard took it,
with Oscar's niece.
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Damn it.
I needed that spigot.
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{\an8}I don't give a shit.
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{\an8}He could be torturing Sofia right now.
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{\an8}Getting the spigot and using it
to turn the water back on in the yard
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{\an8}will save hundreds of lives.
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Look, I get that's important
and we can find the spigot,
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but you gotta help me rescue the girl.
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Fine. But if Albert has them,
he's going to move fast.
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We need somewhere
we can come up with a plan.
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Yeah, we can use my house.
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We have to be quick.
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Help!
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Help!
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Let me out!
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Stop. Just leave, okay?
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Tell your terrorist friends
we treated you well.
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{\an8}But by God, don't hurt anyone.
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{\an8}What? You're the violent one.
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Basketballburghians
don't resort to violence.
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{\an8}Your bounty hunter killed my uncle.
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{\an8}He chased us across the yard
and tried to kill me too.
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{\an8}What? He would never.
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{\an8}Guards, bring me Little Richard.
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{\an8}- We call him that on account of--
- His tiny dick. Yes, I remember.
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You guys talking about my dick?
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Did you kill anyone
getting the spigot back?
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Hmm. That's against policy.
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{\an8}- He's lying.
- Little Richard?
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{\an8}It's possible that
someone might have died.
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You decapitated my uncle!
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Damn, you saw that?
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{\an8}I'm deeply disappointed
in you, Little Richard.
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{\an8}Killing folks might be what the thugs
in the so-called Resistance do
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but here in Basketballburgh,
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we hold ourselves to a higher standard.
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I'm sorry.
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- Ah.
- You swore that you changed.
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This time, you must suffer
the consequences.
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- Take him to holding!
- Get away from me.
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Don't take me. Please.
No, please!
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- What are you gonna do to him?
- He'll stand trial.
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Will you stay and testify?
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I'm getting the hell outta here.
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The only way the justice system works
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is if we participate in it.
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But I understand.
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I am so sorry for your loss.
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If I could,
I'd give you a million uncles.
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Uh, thanks.
I only needed one.
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Of course.
Let me walk you out.
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I know it's not quite like Omaha
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or the other modern cities
of the before-fore,
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but it's pretty damn close.
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We've even got
a Nashville Hot Chicken place.
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{\an8}Is that a coffee shop?
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{\an8}Brewed from single-source coffee grounds
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{\an8}from one trash can.
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{\an8}See the lights?
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{\an8}We're lighting them
for the first time tonight
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as the grand opening of the Fair.
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- The what?
- The Yard's Fair.
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- You haven't heard?
- Mm.
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I was too busy getting chased
by your murderous bounty hunter.
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Touché. I know
this all seems superficial
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when you've suffered such a loss.
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But Basketballburgh is more
than just a city.
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{\an8}It's a symbol,
the dawning of a new era for all of us.
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What does all this have to do
with stealing the water spigots?
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No, I didn't steal them.
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I hid them from the warlords
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and psychos who want to control the water.
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It could get Mad Max: Fury Road
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back here real fast if we aren't careful.
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{\an8}See there?
That's the First Bank of the Yard.
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{\an8}Starting today,
everyone will be able
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{\an8}to trade Yardbucks for water.
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So this is all about Yardbucks?
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Yes. Creating demand for Yardbucks
is how I'll jumpstart an economy.
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The barter system must die
so civilization can grow.
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I wanna create a system
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that negates the need
for some tiny despot.
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I don't know.
It's just my dream.
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My passion project.
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When this sweet lady rises into the sky,
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you'll be able to see the whole yard.
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Albert, I have some re-stitching
to do on the basket,
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but we should be able
to launch on schedule.
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Ah, Sofia, this is Mia.
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She organized the balloon's restoration.
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Hi, you probably don't remember,
but you greeted me
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when I first came into The Wall.
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Of course, I do.
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Size two bottle cap hat, right?
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I always remember
the people who had a sparkle.
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Excuse me,
I see the band setting up
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and need to go make sure
they don't play Hey Ya!
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Hey No! is more like it.
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I should go.
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You're leaving before the fair starts?
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I just... Do you...
Do you think Albert's a good guy?
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Yeah! I've seen everyone come
through this Wall over the years.
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Albert's the real deal.
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So the band is very limited
in what they can play.
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Hey Ya! it is.
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Sofia, still want me to get you a cart
to take you out of town?
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I think I'll stay for the fair.
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Hey ya!
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Damn it, that's how long it takes
to get it stuck in your head.
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Come on, Hedge,
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folks are looking for a degenerate gambler
with a hedgehog,
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not a degenerate gambler with a mouse.
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This is taking too long.
She's going to be back soon.
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Can we talk through
the plan one more time?
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Are you sure we need the ears?
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The ears have to look right
or we won't get past the guards.
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Who is this?
What's going on?
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- Crap.
- Hey, you're Cherie.
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Oh, my God.
Cherie's alive.
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You're part of the Resistance?
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You've been lying to me this whole time.
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I'm not built like you, Cherie.
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I can't stand by
while those Basketballburgh bastards
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cause pain and suffering.
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If you came with us,
nobody would stand in our way.
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In the way of what?
Ah! Mm.
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No, I don't even wanna know.
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Albert controls all
the water spigots now.
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But if we can liberate just one,
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we can spray free water
to the whole yard.
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Come with us.
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The Yard is worse than I've ever seen.
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Grass is dead,
people are desperate.
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It's The Wall all over again.
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I don't care. The only thing that matters
is keeping my daughter safe.
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I am done with politics.
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Protecting Pezlie means protecting
the world we leave for her.
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I've saved The Wall over and over again.
It never works.
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Well, you might be at peace, but I'm not.
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I did bad things.
I put people's heads on spikes.
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I need to balance the scale
and do something good.
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Pezlie, say goodbye to Uncle Monte.
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He's gonna get himself killed.
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Bye-bye.
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Hey. Are you two a thing?
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Nah. Just roommates who smash.
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A lot. I don't know.
It's confusing. Let's just go.
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What are you doing?
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I'm stealing this spigot.
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That's why you stayed.
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Yeah. Albert's a liar.
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He's just as obsessed with power
as Tim or Sisto or anyone else.
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No way.
Albert's an honorable man.
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Tell it to my uncle Oscar,
who he had killed.
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Help me get this spigot out of here.
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You can trust me.
246
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You just don't know the truth.
247
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,947
- What are you doing? Mia!
248
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,616
I'm sorry.
249
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:21,287
And therefore, today I declare
the dangers of the frontier are no more.
250
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,705
Tighter.
251
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,125
The Yard will rise to meet the occasion.
252
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,295
Hey, boss.
Ooh, nice girdle.
253
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,255
Damn straight.
It's a big day.
254
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,467
Gotta look like I don't eat
and drink more than everyone else.
255
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,926
You weren't seen, were you?
256
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,219
Nah, I was careful.
257
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,263
It sucks having to hide
during the fair, though.
258
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,681
I wanted to ride the rides.
259
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,559
You will, but first
I need that little bitch...
260
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,810
...to think you're on trial.
261
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,271
I know, but they have fried bugs.
262
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:50,941
Soon, Sofia will tell me
everything her uncle knew
263
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,736
and I can wipe out
the last of the Resistance.
264
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:58,157
Then control of the water, and the yard,
will be mine.
265
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,743
- That'd be huge, bro.
- Right?
266
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,496
And I didn't need to raise an army
or start a cult to do it.
267
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,165
I just had to lean on
good old-fashioned greed.
268
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,918
Could I just torture the girl
and get the info fast?
269
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,212
Oh, that's such
a Little Richard thing to say.
270
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,922
You and your torture.
271
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,215
I do love it.
272
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591
Let's see how today goes.
273
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:19,053
If she doesn't come around,
you can cut off some of her fingers.
274
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,680
- Yes!
275
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,473
- Did you hear something?
- Sorry.
276
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,849
I thought it'd be silent.
277
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,518
It might smell like fried bug,
278
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,728
but I swear I didn't have any.
279
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,564
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
280
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,525
You were right.
281
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,734
Little Richard is free,
282
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,778
and Albert wants
to find out what you know.
283
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,488
They're gonna torture you.
284
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,074
I knew it.
I told you he was a piece of shit.
285
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,619
I know. I'm so sorry.
How can I help?
286
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,621
If you can figure out
how to get this spigot
287
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,581
out of Basketballburgh
without anyone seeing,
288
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,291
that would be really, really cool.
289
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,963
{\an8}
290
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,226
When I say,
"and will rise to meet the occasion,"
291
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,396
that's when you launch the balloon
with our two guests of honor.
292
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,107
They'll be the first
to see the grand view.
293
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,901
Thank you, Albert.
You really are a great guy.
294
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,112
- Yay, Albert.
- Woo-hoo-hoo! Speech time.
295
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,991
Welcome, tiny people,
296
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,745
to the first-ever Yard's Fair.
297
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,124
God, I wish I was down there.
298
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,710
Ooh, is that a sword swallower?
299
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,836
Damn it!
300
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:39,133
Today, we find ourselves
at the threshold of a bright future.
301
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,052
The frontier days are over.
302
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,139
And the barter economy must end with them.
303
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,932
Where are you guys from?
304
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,226
Thespians from the amphitheater
305
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,312
in the Frisbee, by the dog poo.
306
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,272
We're doing Of Mice and Men in the fall.
307
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,482
This is the mouse.
308
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,359
Cool. That dog poop's huge.
Have fun.
309
00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:01,071
Yardbucks are the key
to economic change.
310
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,992
My intelligence says
that's where Albert keeps the spigots.
311
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,911
And my intelligence says
312
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,829
that roulette wheel is beatable.
313
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,289
Look. It's on a slant!
314
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,042
Stay focused.
We've gotta get to that wine glass.
315
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,087
Wait a minute.
Is that a milk mouse?
316
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,381
I haven't had mouse milk since The Wall.
317
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,175
Hey. Mouse Man, wait up.
318
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,511
Oh, shit. Uh, we don't have any milk.
319
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,055
Your voice sounds familiar.
320
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,015
Dad? No, wait.
321
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,141
Shitbird.
322
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,393
You think you could sneak back
in here without me finding out?
323
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,686
Where's my money?
324
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,105
We don't want any trouble.
325
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,195
As of today,
the First Bank of the Yard
326
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,948
will accept Yardbuck payments for water.
327
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,993
And to celebrate,
the bank will give out five free Yardbucks
328
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,578
to everyone here.
329
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,372
Son of a bitch.
- The, uh...
330
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,668
- Uh, the... The great drought is over.
331
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,340
Boss, it's the Resistance.
332
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,259
- They're here.
- Arrest them!
333
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,054
Well, this went to shit fast.
334
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,598
- Goddammit, it's Gavin.
- You know that guy?
335
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,559
He probably thought I needed rescuing.
336
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,435
Instead, he's ruining my plan.
337
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,937
Gah. Fucking men.
338
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,730
His mouse is pretty cute.
339
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,820
Get them. Kill them. Either!
340
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,947
Hyah! You little bitches are lucky.
341
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,824
The old me would be cutting off heads.
342
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,200
We gotta go now.
343
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,412
Uh...
344
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,248
Stop that balloon!
345
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,125
The spigot's too heavy.
346
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,751
It's weighing us down.
347
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,170
Hmm. Get this thing
where it needs to go.
348
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,631
- Okay?
- Mia, no!
349
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,887
Woo, she's lucky that roulette wheel
was at such a winnable angle.
350
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,014
Where's my money?
351
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,265
Sofia.
352
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,475
Gavin, I've got the spigot.
353
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,644
And I dunno,
maybe try to fight back a little.
354
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,031
Whoa. Ew. Ha, ha!
355
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,242
Thanks, Hedgey. Extra grubs
for you tonight. Now, h'yah.
356
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,912
Yes. We're winning.
357
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,330
Kiss my ass, Albert.
358
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,917
Damn it, Sofia.
This is why you don't talk trash.
359
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,836
If she gets that spigot,
my entire plan will be ruined.
360
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,089
Which means you don't get paid, idiots.
361
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,637
I wish we'd had a better plan.
362
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,805
I wish you were less
of a degenerate gambler.
363
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,141
But you gotta dance
with the one that brought you.
364
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,979
Time to die for ruining the fair.
365
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,527
Was that a rubber band?
366
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446
{\an8}I'm rubber and glue.
367
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,783
What blasts out of me
makes mush out of you.
368
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,207
Cherie, you're here to rescue us.
369
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,292
- And you found a sitter?
- Shh, shh, shh.
370
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,877
I gave her some cough syrup.
371
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,715
Lizard attack.
372
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,263
Help!
373
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,683
That's it, fellas!
374
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,268
I'm paying double overtime tonight.
375
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,312
Shit, I'm out of bands.
376
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,356
Hey! Look up here.
377
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,191
Free Yardbucks.
378
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,240
Free Yardbucks.
379
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,913
I could buy water with that.
380
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,081
Stop taking the money.
381
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,417
I-I-I'll pay you
just to not take the money.
382
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,793
Nice try, loser.
383
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,462
That's what happens
when you rely on stupid Yardbucks.
384
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,990
Give me what I want or I'll throw her off.
385
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,200
It's over.
Your city's burning.
386
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,462
Help me, please.
387
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,130
Guys, we gotta get off of here.
388
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,340
- What about Albert?
- We let him die.
389
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,843
No! He's gotta face justice
390
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,845
for what he's done and who he's hurt.
391
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,897
Basketballburgh!
392
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,192
Basketballburgh is burnt.
393
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,991
Fire.
394
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,415
Thanks for coming back for me.
395
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,960
It was a nice gesture,
even though I already had it handled.
396
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,587
Yeah, well, you're welcome.
397
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,548
Thanks for reminding me what it feels like
to care about people.
398
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,467
Sofia!
399
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,470
Did you see me throw the money?
400
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,807
I was, like,
"Come get your Yardbucks, bitches."
401
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,186
Mm. I want you.
402
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,523
Whoa, hey, look at that rock over there.
403
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,818
That might be the coolest rock
I've ever seen.
404
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,736
Nice job, you little shits.
405
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,488
The whole backyard is burned to a crisp.
406
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,406
I hope it was worth it.
407
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,367
Maybe we should have stayed out of this.
408
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,785
No, you were right.
409
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,287
I've been running away from my destiny
for too long.
410
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,790
I don't wanna raise Pezlie
to cower and hide.
411
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,459
She needs to see that
we shape our own world.
412
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,711
Die!
413
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,924
Aah! No, lizard!
414
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,095
Man, lizards'll just eat your ass
first chance they get, huh?
415
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,346
I guess it makes sense.
416
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,682
Don't get any ideas.
417
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:08,730
Finally, the stupid house is stupid clean.
418
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,482
- And not a moment too soon.
419
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,234
The fam is moments away.
420
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,444
No. No, no, no, no!
421
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,612
What the fuck?
422
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,281
Pupa? Dirty rat?
423
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,824
You burned the yard.
424
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,117
It looks like shit.
425
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,743
I trusted you, dirty rat.
426
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,412
Little Fair, little people.
427
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,621
Stop saying nonsense words.
428
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,874
Don't you know that Korvo's gonna blame me
for what you did?
429
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,959
Wait.
We have alien stuff.
430
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,130
The Make Alive Ray.
431
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,465
A ray we weirdly don't use very often.
432
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,806
Why does this ray take so long
to make stuff alive?
433
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,060
Oh, hey, guys.
How was Aquarby's?
434
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,770
It was amazing!
435
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,523
Yeah!
I still smell like sweet heat beef.
436
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,983
You better have
cleaned the house.
437
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,902
I am just so happy to see you.
438
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,403
Let me kiss your fingers.
439
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,280
Mwah. Mwah.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
440
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,616
Why are you distracting us?
I'm not.
441
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,993
Is that Cherie?
She'll tell us what to do.
442
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,119
Lead us, Cherie.
443
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,122
These poor people lost everything.
444
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,709
Who knows what maniac is going to try
to become their leader now.
445
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,214
I fought against the Duke
in the Great Wall War.
446
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,257
I was betrayed by Tim.
447
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:21,220
I went into the lower levels
and destroyed the mosquitoes,
448
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,389
and I faced Sister Sisto to save my child.
449
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,101
Never once did I try to take power.
450
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,603
But I was wrong.
451
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,271
You don't need a hero.
452
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,149
What The Wall needs is a queen.
453
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,901
Cherie, what are you doing?
454
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,404
I will finally take the seat of power.
455
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,698
You want my help?
456
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,784
Then bow.
457
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,100
The house looked good, but the yard.
458
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,560
Hmm. The yard looks great.
459
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,020
You surprised me, Terry.
Good work.
460
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,648
Hell yeah. Gimme that praise.
I deserve it.
461
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,171
I'm alive?
462
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,426
But who the fuck am I?