1 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,487 Hmm. 2 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,158 Porcupine. No, wait. 3 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:38,997 Hedgehog. 4 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,960 Hyah, lizard, hyah! 5 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,219 Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia, 6 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,346 until the asteroid hit. 7 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,308 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa, 8 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,143 and escaped into the... space, 9 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,937 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 10 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,189 We crashed on Earth, 11 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,483 {\an8}stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 12 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,109 {\an8}That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 13 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,277 {\an8}I'm the one holding the Pupa. 14 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,071 {\an8}My name is Korvo. This is my show. 15 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,363 {\an8}Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa. 16 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,324 {\an8}Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth. 17 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,077 {\an8}It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing. 18 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,579 {\an8}Why do all these old billionaires put young people's blood in their veins 19 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:22,165 {\an8}when they can be paying to put Gray 55, the robot blood, 20 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,583 {\an8}directly into their genitals? 21 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:24,667 {\an8}That's the good stuff! 22 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,263 I heard there was an old PEZ dispenser out here somewhere. 23 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,933 - Do you think we'll get to see it? - Don't know, don't care. 24 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,394 I wonder what character it is. 25 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,979 Ooh, and what flavor the PEZ is. 26 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,189 Ooh, and if we find it, 27 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:47,649 I'm gonna crawl up on the top to get a view of the-- 28 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,025 Stop trying to make this fun. 29 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,777 That bounty hunter could still be tracking us. 30 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,862 You know, I'm not some naive kid. 31 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,990 I did pretty good with your hippie pal in Sandbox Town, didn't I? 32 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,034 You almost got killed, twice! 33 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,160 Ah, but I didn't. 34 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,955 Meanwhile, you were higher than Matthew McConaughey's kite. 35 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,414 "Oh, I'm Gavin. 36 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,625 "I'm a lightweight who can't handle some mushrooms. 37 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:09,170 Oh, take me to the hospital, I can't feel my old hands." 38 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,090 I need to deliver these supplies to the NoHo Hank Funko Pop 39 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:15,135 Terry threw into the yard when Barry turned into a drama. 40 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,220 Nothing in my orders about keeping you alive. 41 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,555 {\an8}Ooh, what's this thing? 42 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,348 {\an8} Basketballburgh. 43 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,058 I've heard about Basketballburgh! 44 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,645 Do they really have a rollercoaster made out of K'nex? 45 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,272 Yeah, but it's the kind that's only scary 46 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,399 because you think it's gonna fall over the whole time. 47 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,734 Maybe if you get to like me, we can be scared of it together. 48 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,487 I don't want to like you. I want to be done with this. 49 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,613 Hyah! 50 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,749 Oh, my God, water! 51 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,669 This better not be a mirage! 52 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:52,630 Actually, I don't even care. It's so hot, I'll take the illusion. 53 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,549 Something's not right. 54 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,801 Why does it smell like the Smirnoff outlet store? 55 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,347 Last one in's a shitty wad of shit. 56 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,685 - What the hell? - Look! 57 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:09,939 Oh, my God. That dragonfly can't swim. 58 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,150 Someone call a bug lifeguard! 59 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:13,568 It's not water. 60 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,865 Jesus, what the hell is it? 61 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,035 Hand sanitizer, 62 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,204 the cheap kind that smells like coyote vagina. 63 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,247 At our scale, this stuff burns like acid. 64 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,958 Oh, my God, I could've died. 65 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,669 Hey, hey, you didn't. You're okay. 66 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,630 I don't think I like the Back Yard. 67 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,299 Yeah, well, I don't really like anything. 68 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,885 Except for Coldplay, they rule. 69 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,644 {\an8}Come on, guys, he's gonna be here any second! 70 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,729 I broke out the gouda today! 71 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:52,106 Only the fanciest cheese for our famous friend. 72 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,776 Avatar! My blue! 73 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,824 {\an8}Ah, my charcuterie board! 74 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,576 {\an8}You know how many TikToks I had to study 75 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,953 {\an8}to get the meat flopped right? 76 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,788 {\an8}I told you two to stay out of the kitchen! 77 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,249 {\an8}Why are you fighting? I thought you were besties. 78 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,333 {\an8}They're both Geminis. 79 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,002 {\an8}When Saturn's in their seventh house, good luck! 80 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,088 {\an8}Neither of them were born on this planet. 81 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:17,090 {\an8}The star signs are hecka different. 82 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,634 {\an8}Gemini energy is bigger than galactic star charts! 83 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,010 {\an8}You two better suck it up. 84 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,054 {\an8}Our famous friend's coming over to hang out today. 85 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:25,223 {\an8}But what he doesn't know is that it's actually an intervention. 86 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:28,559 {\an8}Turns out you can have too much alcohol and heroin, 87 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,562 {\an8}and weed, and all the other drugs smooshed up into a big ball. 88 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,357 {\an8}He's going to freak out. Everyone needs to be as quiet as possible 89 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,025 {\an8}while we spring a friend trap on his ass. 90 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:39,112 {\an8}Oh, man, the look on his face when we confront him with his own failings 91 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:42,198 is gonna be tragic! 92 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,914 Stop it with the sci-fi fight already! 93 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,165 That's it, if you can't behave, 94 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,458 then we're locking you two in the Manc Ave 95 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:53,960 until the intervention is over! 96 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,255 You two are like feral cats! 97 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,674 Are we sure it's a good idea to leave them alone? 98 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,968 {\an8}Yeah, we had to move a lot of dangerous stuff down here 99 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,178 {\an8}to make room for the intervention in the living room. 100 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,014 Like that laser cannon and the ottoman. 101 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,515 It's all harmless, they'll be fine. 102 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,934 {\an8}What about this microuniverse in a snow globe? 103 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:13,104 {\an8}Or this soul disc you made Terry after he saw Tron? 104 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:15,523 {\an8}Oh, yeah, we recorded my soul onto that thing 105 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,442 {\an8}so I could live in the grid as a program. 106 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,860 {\an8}I'm hella bicoastal, baby. 107 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,111 {\an8}I made that up to make you happy. 108 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:21,696 {\an8}So I still have my digital soul? 109 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,323 {\an8}- Not cool! Ah! 110 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,407 {\an8}- Ah! 111 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:25,491 {\an8}Ah! 112 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:29,495 {\an8}Whew, you almost released The Thing from The Thing. 113 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,040 {\an8}That's a Miss Thing, so we don't get sued. 114 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,791 {\an8}- Wink, wink. 115 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,168 {\an8} 116 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,712 {\an8}But even in clearable parody form, 117 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:41,382 {\an8}this little lady is just as dangerous as her big-screen counterpart. 118 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,719 Ah, geez, we can't leave them down here with Miss Thing. 119 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:46,637 She'll eat them and steal their DNA. 120 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,932 Wow, Jesse, um, women have to support other women. 121 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,310 She's just jealous because Miss Thing rocks a bow better. 122 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,937 We'll just put her way up here. Problem solved. 123 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,733 Oh, my stars and garters, I haven't lit the candle in the bathroom yet! 124 00:05:58,816 --> 00:05:59,817 Listen to me, you two, 125 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,694 if either of you come upstairs for even a second, 126 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,196 you're grounded for life! 127 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,823 But if you can make it through this intervention without fighting, 128 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,451 we'll take you to your favorite fast casual French restaurant. 129 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:11,412 - Au Bon Pain? - Oui. So be good. 130 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,498 Here, just zone out and watch 131 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,583 {\an8}the director's commentary-only edition of Shrek. 132 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,418 For this first scene, I wanted 133 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:20,046 a sweeping wide shot, but the studio insisted on starting 134 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,507 with Shrek coming out of an outhouse, wiping his ass. 135 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,551 Now a lot of people wanna know how we got the donkey to talk. 136 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,429 No, it's not peanut butter. It was computers. 137 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,144 You know what I miss about the before-fore? 138 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,772 Being big enough that a raindrop wouldn't kill me? 139 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:39,857 Yeah, I was gonna say $5 foot longs. 140 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,110 But that raindrop thing really is a problem. 141 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,697 - Hedgey, did you just purr at her? - We're friends. 142 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,158 He wraps his little arms around me when we sleep. 143 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,493 I call them hedgehugs. 144 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,286 I've been beggin' you for hedgehugs. 145 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:57,125 He makes me feel safe, at least for a minute. 146 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,168 The Yard's a hard place to live, 147 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,170 but I'll take it over the Wall any day. 148 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,381 The Wall didn't have poison lakes. 149 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,925 Worse. I was there for every era. 150 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,971 I stormed the Duke's staircase in Wall War I. 151 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,600 When Tim took over, I helped clean and distribute sex toys to the needy. 152 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,813 I even smuggled Raisinettes over the wall in the Wall 153 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:20,690 when the Bowinians split off. 154 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,443 No Duke or Bowinians out here. 155 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,445 That's right, this is a simple yard. 156 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,865 Look at us delivering fruit to hungry people, no politics. 157 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,450 That's the way to live. 158 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,170 Mine! 159 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,504 Mine! Mine! 160 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,132 No! Ah! 161 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,888 Ah! 162 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,061 Aah! 163 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,153 What the... Oh, finally! 164 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,614 Do you know how long I've been trapped in the digital world? 165 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,657 There isn't even a single Del Taco in there! 166 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:12,742 Ah! 167 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,622 Ah! 168 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,667 Ah! 169 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:33,930 What's wrong, boy? 170 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,223 Road's blocked. 171 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,267 Usually, Terry throws his chicken legs 172 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,144 closer to the kitchen window. 173 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,399 It's the bounty hunter! 174 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,360 Jesus Christ, where? Oh, me. 175 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:48,819 Hyah, Hedgey, hyah! 176 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,454 He's still coming! 177 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,914 We gotta go off-road! 178 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,131 PEZ! 179 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,801 Oh, shit! No time to stop! Go, Hedgey, go! 180 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,767 Good boy! Get us outta this and it's grubs for dinner all week! 181 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,229 - Come on! - Look! 182 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,649 Hurry, push! 183 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,863 It's working. 184 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,454 Hyah, hyah. 185 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,456 It'll take him hours to get all the way around. 186 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,708 This is gonna work. 187 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,419 - Ah, we're sinking! - Ah! 188 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,921 Oh, no, we need to jettison weight. 189 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,339 Hedgey, quit it. 190 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,425 - It's gonna be okay. - Ah, come on! 191 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,927 - Hedgey. - Hedgey, please, you need to stay calm. 192 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,138 Ah, god, it burns! 193 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,681 Oh, my God, are you okay? 194 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,309 We're still sinking. We need to lighten the load. 195 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,893 - No! - Hedgey, no! 196 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,950 His quills protect him from the hand sanitizer! 197 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,118 Good boy! 198 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,246 Ha! I'm learning a shit-ton about hedgehogs today. 199 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,748 Crap! 200 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:26,375 We took on too much goo. Come on! 201 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,211 We can save the food, pass it over. 202 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,838 We can't leave the cart. 203 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,882 We can build a new cart. 204 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,967 Stop it! What are you doing? 205 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,595 We don't need the cart if we don't have the food! 206 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,388 It's ruined. 207 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,432 Goddammit. 208 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,903 You better have a really good answer for what just happened. 209 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,322 Um, I did the cart thing. 210 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,824 You call hand sanitizer goo. 211 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,409 Let's not point fingers. 212 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,952 What is wrong with you? 213 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,092 Ah! Au Bon Pain! 214 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,053 I forgive you for getting gacked on blow 215 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,346 and then running me over with your convertible. 216 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,098 No matter how many castles you defeat, 217 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,059 you'll never find the drug that makes you you again. 218 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,687 You know, I remember when you started out as a simple gamer boy, 219 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,730 but ever since the movie came out, you've changed. 220 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,149 You wanna fight the final boss? Look in the mirror. 221 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,902 Wahoo, that was beautiful, Terry. 222 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,863 But I'm gonna have to say, "Oh, no!" 223 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,241 You think I need your pity, you little bitches? 224 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,325 I'm a little bitch? 225 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,036 You're the one who offered to blow Eric Stonestreet for an eight ball. 226 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,705 So what if I did? 227 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,749 It's a-me, I'm a fucking a-movie star now! 228 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,167 You begged him! 229 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,294 Calm down, Terrance, let him express his feelings. 230 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,004 I don't wanna be here! 231 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:57,049 The Last of Us people don't have to put up with this shit. 232 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,135 The Last of Us guys didn't drive their Kart 233 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,804 off the PCH hopped up on PCP. 234 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,684 What were you thinking? 235 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,185 Can we talk about this later? 236 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,105 That bounty hunter's still out there. We gotta get going. 237 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,816 Get going where exactly? You tossed all the food! 238 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,860 Okay, I know it seems bad. 239 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,403 All we have is an empty cart! 240 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,196 I'm never gonna be able to clear my debt. 241 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,406 Yes, you will. 242 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,574 This isn't DoorDash. 243 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,325 When you get paid to transport food, 244 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,536 you don't get paid without the food! 245 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,288 We weren't transporting food! 246 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:30,082 Oh, I'm sorry, then what were we doing? 247 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,584 We're hauling this. 248 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,714 That's the real payload. 249 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,632 A stupid metal wheel? 250 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,760 It's a valve for a water spigot. 251 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:44,430 We can use it to turn the sprinklers back on. 252 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,514 Crops will grow again. 253 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,309 Everyone will have all the fruit they want. 254 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,394 - So you lied to me? - I had to. 255 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,814 The grass, everything is dying. 256 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,817 Someone turned the sprinklers off. 257 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,488 They were trying to take all the power and control the yard. 258 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,740 If they knew we had this... 259 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,618 That bounty hunter isn't even after me. 260 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,578 He's after this fuckin' valve. 261 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,498 Okay, technically, yes, but I had no choice. 262 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,334 Look, all you have to do is deliver this spigot to our contact 263 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,503 and you will get your Yardbucks. 264 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,921 This is exactly the type of 265 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:20,424 Tim and Sisto political bullshit I will not be part of. 266 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,885 Controlling water isn't political. 267 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,262 What? Haven't you seen Chinatown? 268 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,348 I only watch movies on Disney Plus! 269 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,683 Yeah, well, that's pretty fuckin' clear. 270 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,852 What are you doing? 271 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,855 If you leave now, you, you, you won't get paid! 272 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,690 Ah, what good's money 273 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:40,653 if I get killed by some Back Yard Duke before I can spend it? 274 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,864 Come on, Hedgey, let's leave this liar liar 275 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,783 before her pants catch on fire. 276 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,245 Fine, leave! 277 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,373 I don't need you. I'll do it myself! 278 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,836 Stupid Gavin. 279 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,379 Stupid jerk. 280 00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,464 Doesn't even wanna save the Back Yard. 281 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,467 Asshole! 282 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,725 You. 283 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,066 You killed my uncle! 284 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,781 Look, we just wanna see you get off the streets 285 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,032 and back to the Mushroom Kingdom. 286 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,492 No more tennis, no more golf, 287 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,077 no more superstar sagas. 288 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,996 Oh, come on. 289 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,790 Please go to rehab. You know it's the right thing to do. 290 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,959 - Let us love you. - Please! 291 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,544 Can you get me a meeting with Toad? 292 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,464 Oh, God, I'm a big piece of shit! 293 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,134 I'm-a so sorry, you guys. 294 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,679 I just wanna kill turtles and go on odysseys, you know? 295 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,515 {\an8}I'm so sick of shooting up in the bathroom 296 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,058 of a Long John Silver's 297 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,437 with the fighters from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! 298 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,398 - Shh. - What the hell was that? 299 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,401 Huh. It's probably not important to the story. 300 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,279 Huh, I guess it was just our imagination. 301 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,697 Thank you, guys. 302 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,074 I was so close to game over, 303 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,201 but now it feels like I have hope. 304 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,745 Birdo, Birdo, Birdo! 305 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,914 Jesus Christ, this isn't about you. 306 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,749 Mmm. 307 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,799 What's the matter, H? 308 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,385 You can't still be hungry after that double helping of mealworms. 309 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,805 No, no, do not give me that look. 310 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,017 Yeah, I know, I-I was starting to like her too, 311 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,769 even though she said I dress "daggy," 312 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,479 whatever that means. 313 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,481 Hey, hey, come on, stop! 314 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,066 I'm in charge here! 315 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,114 Fine, we can go back. 316 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,909 Once we know she's safe, though, we are gone for good. 317 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,327 Alright. 318 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,120 Okay then, if we're doing this, let's hurry up. 319 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,580 Hyah! 320 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,043 I think we really got through to him. 321 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,544 Eh, he won't last the month. 322 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,463 The Thanksgiving Day Parade's right around the corner, 323 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,674 and you know how he gets around the Rockettes. 324 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,885 Okay, I wonder what kind of shit show we're walking into down here. 325 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,012 Four donkeys died during the production. 326 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,974 The stage lights were just too hot for the little guys. 327 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,351 We are very proud of you two. 328 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,187 You went the whole day without fighting, good job. 329 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,272 Go upstairs and get your puffy coats, 330 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,024 we're going to Au Bon Pain! 331 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,192 Yay! 332 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,784 I need a fuckin' smoke. 333 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,120 They only had Camel Crushes. 334 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,955 Gross. Hand them over. 335 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,916 Terry, you brilliant son of a bitch. 336 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,835 I can't believe your plan worked. 337 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,170 Pretending to get our friend hooked on heroin 338 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,714 so we can have an intervention excuse 339 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,841 to lock the Pupa and JK Sevens down here... 340 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,094 So they would work together and become friends! 341 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,388 - "Pretending"? - Either way, I'm impressed. 342 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,848 It's called parenting, honey. 343 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,016 Top work, Miss Thing. 344 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,767 Looking forward to working together again. 345 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,436 Miss Thing, Miss Thing, 346 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,520 - Miss Thing! - Alright! 347 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,730 - Yeah! - You go, girl! 348 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,566 Little one hit me with a container of laundry detergent. 349 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,775 Here's an extra 20. 350 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,570 You're free to head out into the world and spread like a virus or whatever. 351 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,071 We don't really care what you do to humans. 352 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,865 Well, here's a tip, don't do drugs. 353 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,711 Huh. It looks like she stopped here and went off-road. 354 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,838 What is it, bud? 355 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,011 Oh... 356 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,473 Lizard tracks, dammit! 357 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,690 Oh, why did it have to be Basketballburgh? 358 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:51,236 There's two dozen bastards down there who'd love to see me dead. 359 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,239 Yeah, I know. 360 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,076 As usual, I don't have a choice. 361 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,160 Hyah! 362 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,747 I'll bet you 10 Yardbucks I won't gamble, okay? 363 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,968 What the hell? 364 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,354 {\an8}The rollercoaster! 365 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,524 Wow, it's so green. 366 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,401 Well done, Little Richard, really. 367 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,612 Tip-top work. Here's your Yardbucks. 368 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,864 Treat your wife to a nice meal, on me. 369 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,700 We're all the same size. That name doesn't make any sense. 370 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,744 It's because I have a tiny dick! 371 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:41,995 Happy? 372 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,832 Wait, I know you. 373 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,668 You used to be the head of the Wall Council. 374 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,503 You were one of the good guys. 375 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,005 I still am a good guy. 376 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,676 I can't thank you enough for guarding this as you crossed the Yard. 377 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,011 Now, with all the spigots, 378 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,098 I can control all the water 379 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:05,602 as far as the tiny eye can see! 380 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,900 Dammit, I bet this is just like Chinatown.