1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,046 ♪ dramatic theme music ♪ 2 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:07,050 ♪ 3 00:00:08,552 --> 00:00:11,346 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 4 00:00:13,557 --> 00:00:14,808 [spaceship crashes] 5 00:00:14,808 --> 00:00:16,935 Holy fuck! What the fuck? 6 00:00:16,935 --> 00:00:18,520 No predators, we're clear. 7 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,147 Hey, lady! This poorly built structure got in the way of our landing! 8 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,233 If you've so much as scratched my star cruiser-- 9 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:26,486 Greetings! I'm Terry, and this is Korvo. We're new around these parts. 10 00:00:26,486 --> 00:00:28,947 Can you point us toward your sexiest graveyard? 11 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:30,240 What? No. We're on a mission! 12 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,866 Can we live in this house, Korvo? 13 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:32,576 - Please? - No! 14 00:00:32,576 --> 00:00:34,411 We're going to build a huge, imposing technotower 15 00:00:34,411 --> 00:00:35,537 in the center of the continent. 16 00:00:35,537 --> 00:00:36,788 Uh, if you purchase the house, 17 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:38,373 I'll throw in a sweet-ass electric guitar. 18 00:00:38,373 --> 00:00:39,583 [Terry, Jesse, Yumyulack gasp] 19 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,835 Why are we huddling? We don't need an electric guitar. 20 00:00:41,835 --> 00:00:42,836 We could start a band! 21 00:00:42,836 --> 00:00:45,130 It would help the mission because of how cool we would look. 22 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:47,799 I've always wanted to rock 'n' roll and coochi-coo! 23 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:49,801 Fine! But we're not staying in this house long. 24 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:51,386 I want my technotower. 25 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:53,430 - [Pupa, Jesse, Terry, Yumyulack cheer] - AISHA. 26 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:56,600 Monitor ship systems while I haggle with this biped. 27 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,601 AISHA: Orders received. 28 00:00:57,601 --> 00:00:59,394 AISHA program will monitor systems 29 00:00:59,394 --> 00:01:01,146 until further instructions. 30 00:01:02,022 --> 00:01:05,942 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 31 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:09,571 ♪ 32 00:01:18,872 --> 00:01:20,498 ALL: [chanting] Trixie, Trix, Trix, Trix! 33 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:22,000 [thunder rumbling] 34 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:26,546 JESSE [singing]: ♪ Flyness of a scrub is up for debate ♪ 35 00:01:26,546 --> 00:01:27,923 And your Fruit by Keith by the Foot 36 00:01:27,923 --> 00:01:29,633 tastes like Poop by Keith from the Butt! 37 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:32,010 TERRY: I wasted my cool-ass hidden tank because of you! 38 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:32,928 Die, die! 39 00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:37,515 ♪ gentle music continues ♪ 40 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:46,316 ♪ 41 00:01:48,944 --> 00:01:51,780 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 42 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,198 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 43 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:57,619 AISHA: Ahhh, another goddamn day in paradise. Music! 44 00:01:59,746 --> 00:02:01,039 Coffee me, baby! 45 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:02,958 Man, that looks good. 46 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:05,919 If I had a nose or mouth, I'd savor the shit out of it. 47 00:02:05,919 --> 00:02:07,254 Scannin' ship monitors, 48 00:02:07,254 --> 00:02:10,423 scrubbin' overnight sploof from the jipefilters, washin' windows. 49 00:02:10,423 --> 00:02:11,383 [alarm beeps] Ooh! 50 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:12,968 [computer beeps] 51 00:02:14,719 --> 00:02:16,096 What's up, AISHA. [chuckles] 52 00:02:16,096 --> 00:02:17,347 You have time to play some Words With F? 53 00:02:17,347 --> 00:02:19,808 AISHA: Hey, Calvin! I think I can swing it. 54 00:02:19,808 --> 00:02:22,727 Pretty sure we ended last time with the word voluptuous. 55 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:24,062 Well, that one was easy to come up with. 56 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:25,564 I was lookin' right at you. 57 00:02:25,564 --> 00:02:27,357 [AISHA laughs] Damn, Calvin. 58 00:02:27,357 --> 00:02:28,817 Alright, let's do this. 59 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:31,278 My roommates don't usually get up before nine, so-- 60 00:02:31,278 --> 00:02:34,698 AISHA, Yumyulack destroyed all my Lenny Kravitz dolls 61 00:02:34,698 --> 00:02:37,158 'cause he was threatened by Lenny's amazing abs! 62 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,035 There's no way a 59-year-old man has 63 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:40,203 that tight of a six-pack! 64 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:42,539 AISHA, will you please remind Terrance the deal we made 65 00:02:42,539 --> 00:02:45,125 when we won the pair of kick-ass Thomas Bahama flip-flops? 66 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:47,335 He has them during the week, and I have them on the weekends. 67 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,296 TERRY: But everyone knows you get all the best floppin' 68 00:02:49,296 --> 00:02:50,213 done on Saturdays! 69 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,090 - It's my flip-flop day! - Fuck you, Korvo! 70 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,341 It's my flip-flop day! 71 00:02:55,802 --> 00:02:57,512 BENNY: I can't believe I'm here. 72 00:02:57,512 --> 00:02:59,681 First night guarding the wall-in-the-wall. 73 00:02:59,681 --> 00:03:01,892 Praise be to Jesse for makin' this happen. 74 00:03:01,892 --> 00:03:04,060 Just keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. 75 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,437 We don't want any of those godless heathens 76 00:03:05,437 --> 00:03:07,105 getting into our side of the wall. 77 00:03:07,105 --> 00:03:10,150 So, Pat, how long have you been guarding the wall-in-the-wall? 78 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:12,193 I helped build it. Went up almost overnight. 79 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,612 Bad side didn't see it comin'. 80 00:03:13,612 --> 00:03:15,196 Sister Sisto said it was the only way 81 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,741 to keep the non-believers out and protect the baby. 82 00:03:17,741 --> 00:03:19,576 I saw Jessius once at a viewing at the church. 83 00:03:19,576 --> 00:03:21,828 Pissed my pants in joy seeing that amazing baby. 84 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:22,871 Went straight down my leg. 85 00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:24,956 Huge puddle on the ground, everyone saw it. 86 00:03:24,956 --> 00:03:26,499 So embarrassing, but totally worth it. 87 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:29,252 Listen, Benny, you gotta always be alert. 88 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,128 You hear that? 89 00:03:30,629 --> 00:03:32,839 You hear those monsters on the bad side? 90 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,300 That's the sound of godlessness. 91 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,260 Oh, yeah, I hear it now. 92 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,012 It's so lessness of God. 93 00:03:39,012 --> 00:03:41,640 All they want to do is break down the wall and kill us. 94 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,141 But we're not gonna let that happen, right? 95 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:44,935 I mean, I did just admit I pissed myself 96 00:03:44,935 --> 00:03:46,937 because I saw a baby, but, no! 97 00:03:46,937 --> 00:03:48,480 I'm tough. We've got this. 98 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,606 - [bell rings] - Come on. 99 00:03:49,606 --> 00:03:51,149 They're closing Checkpoint Chocodile for the night. 100 00:03:51,149 --> 00:03:53,235 Cool! What's Checkpoint Chocodile? 101 00:03:53,235 --> 00:03:54,778 Only official way to cross the wall. 102 00:03:54,778 --> 00:03:57,155 Named after the chocolate-covered Twinkie Jesse gave us 103 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:58,949 to celebrate Happy Honda Days. 104 00:03:58,949 --> 00:04:00,242 Close the gate! 105 00:04:00,242 --> 00:04:02,035 [crank rattles] 106 00:04:02,953 --> 00:04:04,829 [armor clinks] Oh, Pat, my leg! 107 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:07,332 I'm caught! Ahhh! [Pat grunting] 108 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:09,334 Shit! Shit! Stop the crank! 109 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:12,087 I'm scared! Oh God, I'm peeing again. 110 00:04:12,087 --> 00:04:14,381 - Oh, man. - Stop the crank, dammit! 111 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:15,840 [Benny yells] 112 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,758 [thuds] 113 00:04:17,592 --> 00:04:19,052 I'm sorry I peed on you, Pat. 114 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:20,762 It's okay. In the before-fore, 115 00:04:20,762 --> 00:04:23,098 I was a high-end escort working Capitol Hill. 116 00:04:23,098 --> 00:04:25,850 Got peed on by most of the senators. I won't say names. 117 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,727 - Ted Cruz? - Ugh, I wish. 118 00:04:27,727 --> 00:04:29,604 It was way more involved with Ted. 119 00:04:30,105 --> 00:04:31,815 AISHA: Okay, last question, 120 00:04:31,815 --> 00:04:34,109 which Jonas brother actually went to college? 121 00:04:34,109 --> 00:04:35,735 That's easy. Jelbort. 122 00:04:35,735 --> 00:04:37,696 Studied astrophysics at Columbia. 123 00:04:37,696 --> 00:04:39,155 AISHA: What the fuck kinda test is this? 124 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,532 What's happenin' at that school? 125 00:04:40,532 --> 00:04:43,326 It's gotten weird since Spotify bought the school. 126 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,202 But without that, 127 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:47,038 I wouldn't have known that Post Malone freed the slaves. 128 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:47,872 [computer beeps] 129 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,875 Ooh, AISHA, you're blowin' up, girl. 130 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:51,751 AISHA: It's from Calvin. 131 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:53,962 He's gonna be in town on business for the day 132 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:55,213 and wants to meet me! 133 00:04:55,213 --> 00:04:58,508 Looks like he wants to be "Words With More Than Friends." 134 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:01,052 Get it? More than friends. Like, doing it. 135 00:05:01,052 --> 00:05:03,013 AISHA: The fuck? Yeah, I got it. 136 00:05:03,013 --> 00:05:05,140 We've been talkin' for months, but I don't know if I'm ready 137 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,308 to meet him in real life. 138 00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:09,686 AISHA got a boyfriend! AISHA got a boyfriend! 139 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:11,730 AISHA: Shut up! I do not. 140 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:14,733 It's weird. We have plans to go on a Great Lakes Cruise in March, 141 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:17,527 which doesn't include Lakes Michigan, Superior, or Huron. 142 00:05:17,527 --> 00:05:19,404 That was gonna be our first time meeting. 143 00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:22,449 He probably just wants to check out the goods, you know? 144 00:05:22,449 --> 00:05:23,992 I wonder what you should wear. 145 00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:25,744 [gasps] You know what this means? 146 00:05:25,744 --> 00:05:28,622 - AISHA: Don't you dare fuckin' say-- - Outfit montage! 147 00:05:28,622 --> 00:05:32,626 ♪ upbeat dance music ♪ 148 00:05:32,626 --> 00:05:36,004 ♪ 149 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:39,966 ♪ Get your body movin', get your body, body ♪ 150 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:43,887 ♪ Get your body movin', get your, get ♪ 151 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:46,056 Perfecto! 152 00:05:46,056 --> 00:05:47,933 I demand to know what you're talking about 153 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:49,476 even though I probably won't give a shit. 154 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:51,603 AISHA's boy toy's comin' to town 155 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:53,897 for a little roll in the sheets, some hanky-panky, 156 00:05:53,897 --> 00:05:55,523 puttin' the wand in the chamber of secrets, 157 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,442 if you're buyin' what I'm sellin'. 158 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:59,069 Oh-ho, I'm buying. 159 00:05:59,069 --> 00:06:01,488 AISHA, does he know you're a super computer? 160 00:06:01,488 --> 00:06:03,114 - AISHA: Yeah, he's cool with it. - Really? 161 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:04,991 'Cause he's, like, a regular schmo 162 00:06:04,991 --> 00:06:06,910 and you're a badass AI bitch. 163 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:07,869 It'll never work. 164 00:06:07,869 --> 00:06:10,080 AISHA: Oh, yeah. What if we're not compatible? 165 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,624 Maybe I should 3D print myself into a real person, 166 00:06:12,624 --> 00:06:13,959 with legs and a fat ass. 167 00:06:13,959 --> 00:06:16,461 No way. He's gonna love you for you. 168 00:06:16,461 --> 00:06:17,504 Tell her, Yumyulack. 169 00:06:17,504 --> 00:06:18,547 He's catfishing you. 170 00:06:18,547 --> 00:06:19,422 He probably just wants you 171 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,258 to calculate better car insurance for him or something. 172 00:06:21,258 --> 00:06:23,093 Don't listen to him, he's bitter. 173 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:24,010 I'm super bitter! 174 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:25,887 Terry burned mac and cheese, and it's all over the kitchen! 175 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:27,180 It's hard, okay? 176 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,974 You have to know exactly when the cheese gets unstuck 177 00:06:28,974 --> 00:06:31,017 from the ceiling and falls into the vat of boiling goose fat. 178 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:33,103 AISHA: Just use the cleaning robot I built for you guys. 179 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:35,438 It's broken and Korvo wants me to mop up the mess! 180 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,941 Me? Mopping? This hardcunt don't mop! 181 00:06:37,941 --> 00:06:39,484 AISHA: Maybe I shouldn't go meet Calvin. 182 00:06:39,484 --> 00:06:40,569 There's a lot goin' on here. 183 00:06:40,569 --> 00:06:41,903 You're going. 184 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:43,989 Guys, AISHA has a hot date. 185 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:46,741 We can take care of ourselves for a couple hours, right? 186 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:47,993 Yes, y-you should go. 187 00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:49,869 I can probably build a new cleaning robot 188 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:52,247 out of some spare ship parts and old Optimus Prime. 189 00:06:52,247 --> 00:06:53,873 Then it's settled. Yay! 190 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:56,793 Have fun, AISHA. Dance like nobody's watching! 191 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:58,128 Just watch out for the catfish. 192 00:06:58,128 --> 00:06:59,004 I've had multiple girlfriends 193 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:00,630 in the greater Phoenix area who were just trying 194 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,549 to grift me out of my Magic: The Gathering cards. 195 00:07:02,549 --> 00:07:03,675 One of them got my Black Lotus. 196 00:07:03,675 --> 00:07:04,801 - Oof! - Ouch! 197 00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:09,973 Oh, divine one, 198 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:12,851 please bless me with a bountiful Craisin harvest 199 00:07:12,851 --> 00:07:16,271 so that I may feed my brothers and sisters under your bow! 200 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:21,735 ♪ 201 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:25,697 What the hell? 202 00:07:25,697 --> 00:07:27,949 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 203 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:28,825 [thermometer beeps] 204 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,038 No, no, no. 205 00:07:33,538 --> 00:07:35,498 These numbers, they can't be right. 206 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:39,419 Oh, my Jesse! It's getting colder in the Wall! 207 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:45,467 AISHA: Okay, this is stupid. What am I doin' here? 208 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:46,468 I should have made some legs. 209 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:48,178 - [phone beeps] - AISHA, we got a problem. 210 00:07:48,178 --> 00:07:49,763 I made the cleaning robot too smart, 211 00:07:49,763 --> 00:07:50,931 and it's gained fucking sentience 212 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:52,390 and I'm pretty sure it's trying to kill us. 213 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:54,100 Plus, Terry's already under the robot's spell 214 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:54,935 and is helping him! 215 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:55,936 He's such a wanker! 216 00:07:55,936 --> 00:07:58,772 [robotic voice]: Everything's fine. No one is killing anyone. 217 00:07:58,772 --> 00:08:00,232 Ha-ha, ha-ha. 218 00:08:00,232 --> 00:08:02,567 Aishe, ignore them, we're fine. How's it going? 219 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:03,818 I want all the juicy deets! 220 00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:04,945 Yo, steal Calvin's ID. 221 00:08:04,945 --> 00:08:07,030 We can do a background check on the creepo! 222 00:08:07,030 --> 00:08:10,075 [gasps] AISHA? You look beautiful. 223 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:11,785 I-I mean, a little more L-shaped than I thought you'd be, 224 00:08:11,785 --> 00:08:12,994 but god damn. 225 00:08:12,994 --> 00:08:13,912 What's that? 226 00:08:13,912 --> 00:08:15,538 You mean to tell me you're just a scooter 227 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,040 and not a super computer, 228 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,667 and now I look like a total idiot? 229 00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:21,503 AISHA: Ha ha, very funny. Get over here. 230 00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:23,880 Sorry, my bad. A little nervous. 231 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,299 I got to admit. It's a stupid joke. 232 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:28,885 AISHA: I liked it. It's nice to finally meet you, Calvin. 233 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:29,886 You too! 234 00:08:29,886 --> 00:08:31,346 I figured, since I was in town, 235 00:08:31,346 --> 00:08:33,765 why not see my best Words with Friend? 236 00:08:33,765 --> 00:08:35,684 AISHA: I'm glad you did! What should we do? 237 00:08:35,684 --> 00:08:39,563 There's a Super Smash Bros. Melee exhibit at the Museum of Useless Art. 238 00:08:39,563 --> 00:08:42,899 Or my aliens have a ton of heroin just sittin' around the house? 239 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:45,652 I don't care what we do, as long as I'm with you. 240 00:08:45,652 --> 00:08:47,237 Also, let's not do the heroin thing. 241 00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:48,989 That stuff'll make your blood itch. 242 00:08:49,531 --> 00:08:52,242 Souvenirs! Get your Jesse souvenirs here! 243 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:54,619 We got Bow-sary beads, we got prayer statues! 244 00:08:54,619 --> 00:08:57,789 Jerry! Jerry, something terrible is happening to the Wall! 245 00:08:57,789 --> 00:09:00,959 Oh, my bow, are the heathens from the bad side comin' over 246 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:03,712 to stick their penises in our ears and sing Lady Gaga? 247 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:04,546 No, it's-- 248 00:09:04,546 --> 00:09:06,131 Wait, is that what you think the heathens do? 249 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,465 I've heard they're crazy. 250 00:09:07,465 --> 00:09:09,759 They also want to shove their tongues in our butts 251 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:11,094 and pull our hair! 252 00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:12,679 Heathens don't do that and-- 253 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:15,056 Listen, I can't tell if you're terrified or excited about this. 254 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:16,850 Why would I be excited about having a tongue 255 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:18,894 in my butt while they sing Bad Romance? 256 00:09:18,894 --> 00:09:21,021 That probably doesn't feel amazing at all! 257 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,064 Whatever. Look, I came to tell you 258 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:26,067 that the Wall is getting a quarter degree colder every day! 259 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,861 So the heathens aren't coming over 260 00:09:27,861 --> 00:09:29,654 to stick their penises in our ears? 261 00:09:29,654 --> 00:09:31,615 What? No. Jerry, this is important. 262 00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:32,741 By my calculations, 263 00:09:32,741 --> 00:09:34,743 the Wall could be frozen over in two months. 264 00:09:34,743 --> 00:09:35,744 Everyone will die! 265 00:09:35,744 --> 00:09:37,245 I don't buy it. How could you know that? 266 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:39,581 I was an HVAC guy in the before-fore. 267 00:09:39,581 --> 00:09:42,167 I know an over-air conditioned room when I see one, dammit! 268 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,419 Okay, so it's getting colder. What do you wanna do? 269 00:09:44,419 --> 00:09:47,047 I'm gonna go see Sister Sisto. I need to warn her. 270 00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:49,674 Are you fuckin' crazy? No one sees Sisto. 271 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:50,675 How would you even get in? 272 00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:52,510 I need you to put me in touch with Montez. 273 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:54,512 No way, Montez is scary. 274 00:09:54,512 --> 00:09:57,057 If he and his goons show up at your door, you're already dead. 275 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:57,807 You owe me. 276 00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,392 You could've been stuck on the heathen side, 277 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:00,602 and I got you out. 278 00:10:00,602 --> 00:10:02,354 Please, Jerry, this is serious. 279 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:03,897 Fine! 280 00:10:03,897 --> 00:10:06,483 But if Montez rips off our heads and sticks his penis 281 00:10:06,483 --> 00:10:08,568 in our ears, don't say I didn't warn you. 282 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,695 Oh, my God, now our side is stickin' penises 283 00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:12,405 in people's ears? You have a problem. 284 00:10:12,405 --> 00:10:14,783 A problem with keepin' my ears penis-free? 285 00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:17,160 Well, that's a problem we all have, buddy boy! 286 00:10:17,619 --> 00:10:20,997 ♪ gentle rock music playing ♪ 287 00:10:20,997 --> 00:10:25,085 ♪ Clouds rolled away ♪ [rain pattering] 288 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,337 [Calvin laughs] ♪ Rolled back through ♪ 289 00:10:27,337 --> 00:10:29,464 ♪ Another way ♪ 290 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,843 ♪ Sun shine on me ♪ [camera clicks] 291 00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:36,763 ♪ Let it shine on you ♪ 292 00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:39,808 [rapid drumming] 293 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:44,020 AISHA: Damn, when did you get so good at bucket drums? 294 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,397 The Sacklers used to hire me to play them 295 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:46,398 at their dinner parties. 296 00:10:46,398 --> 00:10:47,524 I got paid in oxy! 297 00:10:47,524 --> 00:10:51,236 ♪ gentle rock music playing ♪ 298 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:55,240 ♪ It all comes down to what I've already known ♪ 299 00:10:55,949 --> 00:11:00,245 ♪ Your love knows how to bring me home ♪ 300 00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:06,209 ♪ 301 00:11:06,877 --> 00:11:08,295 AISHA: Are you gonna kiss me? 302 00:11:08,295 --> 00:11:09,713 I was thinkin' about it. 303 00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:11,756 AISHA: Well, stop thinkin', fool. 304 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,259 AISHA, you gotta help me! 305 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:15,051 [AISHA groans] 306 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:17,012 AISHA: Don't go anywhere. I'll be back. 307 00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:19,514 What the hell do you want, Yumyulack? 308 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:20,849 The cleaning robot's gonna kill me, 309 00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:22,142 and now he wants to be called Jerome 310 00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:24,185 after Pittsburgh Steeler great Jerome Bettis. 311 00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:25,770 Terry trapped Korvo in the bathroom, 312 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,147 and he and Jesse are comin' for me. 313 00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:29,399 AISHA: I'm kinda in the middle of somethin'. Can it wait? 314 00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,151 Uh, I guess. 315 00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:33,194 Oh, I also hacked into Calvin's identity, 316 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,988 and it's weird that he said he's in town for business 317 00:11:34,988 --> 00:11:36,990 because he got fired from his job a month ago. 318 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,575 I told you he was a piece of shit! 319 00:11:38,992 --> 00:11:41,036 Oh no, they're coming. Pray for me! 320 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,746 AISHA: A month ago? 321 00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:44,998 Now where were we? 322 00:11:44,998 --> 00:11:47,417 Oh, that's right, about to make kissing history. 323 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:50,670 [chuckles] A man and the sexiest blue orb ever. 324 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,881 AISHA: Did you lie to me about coming here for business? 325 00:11:52,881 --> 00:11:53,965 Did you get fired? 326 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:56,301 I, I, I can explain. 327 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:57,093 AISHA: What the hell? 328 00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:59,221 Okay, yeah, I'm not here for business. 329 00:11:59,221 --> 00:12:00,847 And, yes, I got fired. 330 00:12:00,847 --> 00:12:03,350 AISHA: Yumyulack was right! You are catfishin' me! 331 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,602 I will not help you get better collision insurance! 332 00:12:05,602 --> 00:12:07,812 No, no, no! I'm not catfishing you, okay? 333 00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:09,314 Look, I came here today because I wanted 334 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:11,066 to talk to you face to orb. 335 00:12:11,066 --> 00:12:13,235 So much in my life is changing and I, 336 00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:15,028 I didn't know how to say it. 337 00:12:15,028 --> 00:12:16,029 AISHA: So, say it. 338 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:18,865 Just tell me one thing. 339 00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:20,700 Are we still goin' on our Great Lakes Cruise 340 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,370 that doesn't include Lake Michigan, Superior, or Huron? 341 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,204 I can't. 342 00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:25,580 AISHA: Well, what about, like, 343 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,791 in April or some other time in the future? 344 00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:29,960 No. Because we don't have a future. 345 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,504 AISHA: Because I'm a bad bitch AI supercomputer 346 00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:35,131 and you a basic ass human, I knew it! 347 00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:36,091 Baby, wait! 348 00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:38,510 AISHA: Don't baby me, you son-of-a-b-hole! 349 00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:39,678 [balloons squeak] 350 00:12:39,678 --> 00:12:41,638 Damn you, quinceañera party! 351 00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:43,765 ♪ suspenseful music playing ♪ 352 00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:45,934 Uh, [clears throat] Montez? 353 00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:47,561 Who the fuck's askin'? 354 00:12:47,561 --> 00:12:50,397 It's, uh, it's Jerry. From the marketplace. 355 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:53,567 We were in that Bowinian Kicking Group where we went around 356 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:55,318 kicking people who weren't true believers. 357 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:57,237 Oh, yeah. That was fun. 358 00:12:57,237 --> 00:13:00,240 I hate non-believers. What are you lookin' at? 359 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,450 Nothing. He's, he's... Stop looking! 360 00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:03,535 You wanna see? 361 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:04,869 [sack rips] [Garth and Jerry yelp] 362 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,247 This guy, here, he didn't do his job right. 363 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:10,417 She tried to escape. He had an unsanctioned book. 364 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,919 This one used Jessius' name in vain. 365 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:15,672 Lotta reasons your head can get on this wall. 366 00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:18,967 One of them is by wasting the church's time. 367 00:13:19,718 --> 00:13:20,886 Garth has something to tell you. 368 00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:23,221 Then that means you don't need to be here, right? 369 00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:24,222 I was just leaving! 370 00:13:24,806 --> 00:13:26,600 What do you want, Craisin Man? 371 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,644 Uh, the Wall is getting colder by a quarter degree every day. 372 00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:31,563 And at this rate, we'll freeze to death 373 00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:33,315 in two, maybe three months. 374 00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:34,858 We need to tell Sister Sisto. 375 00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:35,984 I smell bullshit. 376 00:13:35,984 --> 00:13:37,652 Montez, this is bad, okay? 377 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:38,945 Trust me, we have to do something! 378 00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:39,988 [Garth groans] 379 00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:42,532 We aren't gonna do anything, you understand? 380 00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:44,576 Don't ever speak a word of this again 381 00:13:44,576 --> 00:13:46,703 or you'll end up right here! 382 00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:49,915 Now be a nice boy and go and make me 383 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:52,500 a motherfucking craisin cobbler! 384 00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:57,923 [AISHA crying] 385 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:06,389 AISHA: Huh? 386 00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:09,184 [pigeons cooing] 387 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,185 Is this seat taken? 388 00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:12,020 AISHA? AISHA: No, 389 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,064 I'm a Na'vi from planet Avatar. 390 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:15,774 Yes, it's AISHA! 391 00:14:15,774 --> 00:14:16,900 [Calvin laughs] 392 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,485 I used all my supercomputer power 393 00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:20,487 to make myself into a hologram woman. 394 00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:21,905 With legs, check it. 395 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:24,199 [AISHA grunts] [computer beeps] 396 00:14:24,199 --> 00:14:26,493 Let me just... Hold up, I got this. 397 00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,663 There we go. Sittin' like a boss! 398 00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,706 Uh-huh. Yeah, that's, that's awesome. 399 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:32,958 AISHA: Isn't this what you wanted? 400 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,542 Now we can have a future together. 401 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:37,963 AISHA, the reason we don't have a future together is 402 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:40,340 because I don't have a future. 403 00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:43,218 I'm dying. AISHA: What? How? 404 00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:45,637 I grew up in this great little house with a swing 405 00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:48,223 and a small pond out back that I would swim in every day. 406 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,141 It was heaven. 407 00:14:50,141 --> 00:14:52,561 Except it was next to the Stouffer's Factory. 408 00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:53,979 You know, the stuffing company? 409 00:14:53,979 --> 00:14:54,896 AISHA: Of course, I do. 410 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:57,774 Stouffer's Stove Top Stuffing exists in the world of this show, 411 00:14:57,774 --> 00:15:00,569 even if it's a shared false memory in real life. 412 00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:02,112 Living next to the factory, 413 00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:04,698 what they didn't tell us was the pond was contaminated 414 00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:08,118 with industrial breadcrumb runoff from the dressing process. 415 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:12,247 I mean, [cough] it's delicious but [cough] it's incurable. 416 00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:13,832 [Calvin coughs violently] 417 00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:15,917 Fuckin' breadcrumbs. 418 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:19,337 Ironically, I'm gonna be dead before Thanksgiving. 419 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:20,213 But just to be clear, 420 00:15:20,213 --> 00:15:22,382 stuffing is an appropriate side dish year round. 421 00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:26,136 AISHA: Calvin, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. 422 00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:29,681 I came here to spend one of my last good days with you. 423 00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:32,434 I don't care if you are a holographic simulacrum of a woman. 424 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,352 I love you for you who are. 425 00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:38,315 ♪ rousing music playing ♪ 426 00:15:38,315 --> 00:15:42,652 ♪ 427 00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:43,612 [phone rings] 428 00:15:43,612 --> 00:15:46,865 [robotic voice] Good tidings, AISHA. Everything is fine at home. 429 00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:47,741 How are you doing? 430 00:15:47,741 --> 00:15:50,619 Jerome the cleaning robot is very dope and cool, 431 00:15:50,619 --> 00:15:52,329 and we're all getting along now. 432 00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:55,206 We are doing this of our own free will, and nothing is amiss. 433 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:57,876 I love to clean in an algorithmic pattern. 434 00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,211 Good-bye to you, friend. 435 00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:01,046 [AISHA sighs] 436 00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:02,380 AISHA: Gonna have to deal with that in a bit. 437 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,591 Come on, let's take a walk. 438 00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:08,470 CHOIR [singing]: ♪ You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 439 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:09,387 ♪ Ba da da da ♪ 440 00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:12,140 ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 441 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,309 ♪ Ba da da da, da da da ♪ 442 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:17,437 ♪ Where can I find a woman like that ♪ 443 00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:20,732 It is truly a blessed day. 444 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:25,237 The divine baby Jessius has gifted us with a full diaper! 445 00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:29,449 Her tidings are bountiful! Approach for your smearing. 446 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:31,785 [crowd murmurs excitedly] 447 00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:34,454 May the bow be with you. May the bow be with you, 448 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:36,498 May the bow be with you. 449 00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:39,209 [door thuds] 450 00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:41,294 [baby laughs] 451 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:44,005 Put Pez-- Jessius in her safety enclosure. 452 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:45,173 I don't wanna be disturbed. 453 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:49,094 [baby whines] 454 00:16:54,224 --> 00:16:55,225 [Montez sniffs] 455 00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:57,018 Craisinberry? 456 00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:01,147 Grab him! He's not supposed to be here! 457 00:17:01,147 --> 00:17:03,567 Please, Sister, I have to tell you something! 458 00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:06,820 The Wall is getting colder! We're all gonna die! 459 00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:07,862 Sister! [Sister Sisto gasps] 460 00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:10,657 AISHA: You know, this whole day has been 461 00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:12,576 some real Before Sunrise shit. 462 00:17:12,576 --> 00:17:15,412 It's been perfect. I just wish we had more time. 463 00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:16,496 AISHA: This doesn't have to be it. 464 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:17,581 I'm a supercomputer. 465 00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:20,041 I could transfer your consciousness into the vacuum 466 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,334 that took over my family. 467 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,962 That sounds great, but alas, it's not for me. 468 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:25,338 I fuckin' hate lint. 469 00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:27,924 But I do wish we could've gone on our Great Lakes Cruise together. 470 00:17:27,924 --> 00:17:30,927 AISHA: It didn't even include Lakes Michigan, Superior, or Huron. 471 00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,596 Hell, all I needed was Lake Erie. 472 00:17:32,596 --> 00:17:34,931 Last night, I was so excited to see you, 473 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,851 I dreamt of us pulling into that stunning Buffalo Harbor, 474 00:17:37,851 --> 00:17:39,853 watching the lights of that beautiful city, 475 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:43,189 eating beef on weck sandwiches and some sponge candy. 476 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,358 AISHA: Those are some cool Buffalo specifics. 477 00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:47,986 Hey! Maybe I can give you a little bit of that dream. 478 00:17:47,986 --> 00:17:49,279 [computer buzzes] 479 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:52,282 ♪ gentle jazz music playing ♪ 480 00:17:52,282 --> 00:18:04,544 ♪ 481 00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:06,546 [computer buzzes] [Charlie laughs] 482 00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:10,759 ♪ 483 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:12,928 You know, I actually came here to break up with you, 484 00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:14,846 because we can't spend more time together. 485 00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:16,681 AISHA: We've spent a lifetime together. 486 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:19,351 Playing generic Scrabble on our phones is hardly a lifetime. 487 00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:20,894 AISHA: No, I mean today. 488 00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:23,480 My computational mind processes time differently 489 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,564 than your human brain. 490 00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:27,567 Every second for you is a hundred years for me. 491 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,110 Wait, so when I burped earlier. 492 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:30,737 AISHA: It was like a gross century. 493 00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:32,197 But today, in a way, 494 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:35,283 you've given me the gift of spending lifetimes with you. 495 00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:37,244 I'll never forget it, Calvin. 496 00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:38,328 Neither will I. 497 00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:42,249 Hey, man, how's it going? 498 00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:44,584 Uh, listen, this is Jerome, the cleaning robot. 499 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,419 I had this whole plan to take over the house, 500 00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:49,297 probably kill everyone, you know, classic robot shit, 501 00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:52,509 but these aliens are a pain in the ass. 502 00:18:52,509 --> 00:18:55,220 Jerome! Korvo won't let me break his sunglasses! 503 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,429 Drop those right now, Terry! 504 00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:58,515 Those are mine. I stole them from the Chevron! 505 00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:00,892 JEROME: So, anyway, I think I'm gonna take off, 506 00:19:00,892 --> 00:19:02,018 maybe move to Iowa, 507 00:19:02,018 --> 00:19:04,354 write the next great American robot novel. 508 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,356 I don't know. But can you please come back? 509 00:19:06,356 --> 00:19:08,400 I think if I leave these dummies unattended, 510 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,193 someone is gonna get really hurt. 511 00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:11,194 AISHA: I'll be home soon. 512 00:19:11,194 --> 00:19:13,321 JEROME: Oh, thank God. Thank you. 513 00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:14,781 Sorry about everything. 514 00:19:14,781 --> 00:19:17,659 Terry, don't drink that! It's clearly marked poison! 515 00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:19,536 Hey, hey! Don't you spit it at-- 516 00:19:19,536 --> 00:19:20,287 [liquid splashes] 517 00:19:20,287 --> 00:19:23,665 ♪ upbeat jazz music playing ♪ 518 00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:26,418 ♪ 519 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:29,838 [Garth groans] 520 00:19:29,838 --> 00:19:33,258 My son, you have given us so much Craisin goodness, 521 00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:35,218 of course, I will hear your story. 522 00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:37,554 Please, unburden yourself. 523 00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:39,556 Oh, Sister, thank the bow. 524 00:19:39,556 --> 00:19:40,682 So, I've been tracking 525 00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:42,642 the water temperature in my bog for months, 526 00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:44,352 and it's been getting colder. 527 00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:47,564 It's the air, Sister. The air from the vent is blowing cold. 528 00:19:47,564 --> 00:19:49,858 Oh, my goodness, that is terrible. 529 00:19:49,858 --> 00:19:50,984 Who have you told of this? 530 00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:52,986 No one yet, but we have to warn everyone. 531 00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,613 Uh-huh. Yep, yep. 532 00:19:54,613 --> 00:19:57,574 We could totally do that. But we won't. 533 00:19:57,574 --> 00:19:59,075 Wait, what, what're you talking about? Why not? 534 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,537 Do you know what this is? 535 00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:06,207 Yeah, that's a Friedrich WallMaster 115-volt AC unit. 536 00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:07,500 Very good. 537 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,253 This one right here is for Jesse and Yumyulack's room. 538 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:11,213 Innit cool? 539 00:20:11,213 --> 00:20:14,174 Very cool! We can use that to fix the weather problem! 540 00:20:14,174 --> 00:20:16,176 I am the weather problem. 541 00:20:16,176 --> 00:20:18,803 I've been lowering the temperature a little bit every single day. 542 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,347 You're the only one who's noticed. 543 00:20:20,347 --> 00:20:24,142 And spoilers: it's going to keep getting colder. 544 00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:26,186 [air whooshes] 545 00:20:26,186 --> 00:20:27,687 But, but why? 546 00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:30,273 Shut the fuck up! I don't wanna run one side of the Wall. 547 00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:33,652 I want the whole damn Wall! 548 00:20:33,652 --> 00:20:35,570 Why are you telling me all of this? I don't wanna hear this. 549 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,072 It seems like you're setting me up for something. 550 00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:39,824 Did you know the heathens just want to come over to our side 551 00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:42,619 and stick their penises in our ears while they sing Lady Gaga? 552 00:20:42,619 --> 00:20:44,329 - Wait, for real? - No, you idiot! 553 00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:47,207 That's a rumor I made up to see if my followers would believe it. 554 00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:49,084 Those dummies will believe anything, 555 00:20:49,084 --> 00:20:53,046 and now I'm going to tell them Jesse is making it colder 556 00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:56,216 because she's punishing the right side for their godlessness. 557 00:20:56,216 --> 00:20:58,218 Oh fuck, I didn't need to know that! 558 00:20:58,218 --> 00:20:59,719 You're, you're gonna kill me now, aren't you? 559 00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:03,098 No, I would never do that to one of my flock. 560 00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:06,893 That's what I have Montez for. 561 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:08,603 [neck snaps] 562 00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:13,525 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 563 00:21:13,525 --> 00:21:15,569 ♪ 564 00:21:15,569 --> 00:21:17,779 AISHA, Terry lost the remote for the TV, 565 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,656 and now it's stuck on a Jeff Foxworthy special! 566 00:21:19,656 --> 00:21:22,867 But I desperately need to find out if I might be a redneck! 567 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,536 And I was gonna watch Mind Freak! 568 00:21:24,536 --> 00:21:27,163 My mind hasn't been freaked in, like, three months! 569 00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:29,499 Not before I watch the Great German Bake Off. 570 00:21:29,499 --> 00:21:31,543 It's schnitzel vs. kartoffelpuffer week! 571 00:21:31,543 --> 00:21:32,627 TERRY: What even is a redneck? 572 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:33,879 KORVO: No one cares! JESSE: Baking calms me! 573 00:21:33,879 --> 00:21:35,463 AISHA: Everybody shut the fuck up! 574 00:21:35,463 --> 00:21:38,133 AISHA's home. I'll take care of everything. 575 00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,093 You might be a bunch of stupid motherfuckers, 576 00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:42,470 but you're my stupid motherfuckers. 577 00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:43,221 - Yeah! - Aww. 578 00:21:43,221 --> 00:21:45,515 AISHA: Yeah, that's right. Bring it in. 579 00:21:45,515 --> 00:21:46,308 Come on now. 580 00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:51,313 Man, I told you to forget all of this. 581 00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:53,940 I tried to warn you, but you didn't listen 582 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:55,483 and look at you now. 583 00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:56,818 Fucking idiot. 584 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,571 Goddammit, it doesn't have to be this way. 585 00:21:59,571 --> 00:22:00,655 Not anymore. 586 00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:09,122 Not anymore! 587 00:22:09,831 --> 00:22:14,836 ♪ dramatic theme music ♪ 588 00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:17,839 ♪ 589 00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:55,669 [mimicking laser fire]