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♪ dramatic theme ♪
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♪
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Guys, guys, guys, check it out!
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I got the original dartboard
from Cheers on eBay.
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It only cost $100,000!
I'm gonna put it up.
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Hey, I thought Korvo said
no more throwing metal in the house
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after you got that butter knife
stuck in his eye.
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These are famous darts!
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Whatever Korvo doesn't know
won't hurt him.
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Watch this. Oh, my God!
[Korvo grunts]
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[all shouting]
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- Oh, my God!
- Jesus!
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Go get the voice-fixing ray.
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I'm sorry, big guy. My bad!
[Korvo gagging]
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We'll get this fixed in a jiffy!
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[continues gagging]
[laser whirring]
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[panting]
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[British accent]
I told you not to throw metal around here.
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We're going to be late to work.
Stop buggering about!
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Hey, does Korvo sound a little off?
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This thing must not be calibrated.
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- Let me try again.
- No!
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No. This is working for me.
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KORVO: All right, chop chop,
let's get a move on.
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I hate being late.
It makes me feel hot and weird.
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You make me feel hot and weird.
KORVO: What was that?
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Nothing! Coming, sweetie!
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[door closes]
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Wait, is his voice just
gonna be like that from now on?
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Yeah, but it sounds
pretty much the same to me.
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Nobody's gonna notice.
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KORVO:
Planet Schlorp was a perfect utopia
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into the-- space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name's Korvo.
This is my show.
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Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa!
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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This is what my voice sounds like now.
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I don't care if it's jarring.
Get over it.
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And that voice-changer ray
has chronitons in it
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so this is what I'm going to sound like
in flashbacks too.
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You got a problem with that,
then tough shit!
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It's called science!
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♪
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KORVO:
Alright, fellow Shlorpians, this is it.
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The ship is fixed for real, real.
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Finally, we can leave
this piece of shit planet for good.
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I know I've said those exact words
multiple times before,
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but this time it's actually happening.
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Clap. Everyone, clap.
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[all clapping and cheering]
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Bravo, Korvo.
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You really sacked up
and dragged our sorry asses
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across the finish line.
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And you put up with so much BS
from us along the way.
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Nevertheless, you persisted.
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Gotta give it up for the K man.
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K Man feels you, dawg.
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Yes, the last few months
have been a bitch,
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repairing the ship on weekends,
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slogging through that
boring-ass office job
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to give the Pupa structure and normalcy,
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but it was worth it,
because he's all better now.
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- Right, Pupa?
- Pixar!
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Mm, back to terrible language skills,
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just the way I like it.
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We pooled our Skee-Ball tickets
and got you a little something.
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It's a plain T-shirt with a deep V.
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Oh! I always wanted a deep V,
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but I never thought I could pull it off.
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Korvo, honey,
you can pull anything off.
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Show us that sexy sternum, baby, oh!
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- Whoa.
- Ooh, that's a deep V.
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Let's blow this hellhole.
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[spaceship whirring and whooshing]
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ALL: [chanting] Korvo, Korvo, Korvo,
Korvo, Korvo, Korvo!
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MAN: Korvo, Korvo!
[Korvo screams]
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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[sighs] Sorry, I must have nodded off.
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Were you giving
a presentation or something?
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You were giving a presentation.
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Shit, right.
Sorry, I'll continue.
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In conclusion, uh, the leaf report
will be delayed indefinitely.
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We commissioned a $3 million study,
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and apparently the leaves
are just sticking to the branches.
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All these years, and I guess
global warming wasn't a myth.
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If we don't hit our rake quota this month,
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there will have to be cutbacks.
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ALL:
Aw.
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Sorry, yeah, just to dig in and unpack
some of what you said.
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Why in the fuck do we care about rakes?
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Because we're a rake company.
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Looks like the Solar Opposites
work at a boring rake company now.
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[head thuds]
[woman screams]
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[wheels squeaking]
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- [clatters]
- Whoa.
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[sucking]
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Jesse, Yumyulack, hurry up,
you're gonna miss the bus.
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[yawns]
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Had to stay up all night
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finishing my solar system diorama
for class.
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Goddamn science.
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Good, we're trying to be normal,
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and that sounds pretty
damn normal if you ask me.
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What the fuck are all these extra planets?
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The invisible ones
the humans don't know about yet.
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Earth Four,
Megan thee Planet, and Their-Anus.
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We can't tell people about those.
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They're invisible for a reason.
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Make a normal solar system.
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Tuna fish and carrot sticks again?
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Ah, this shit nasty.
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It's a normal lunch.
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The only other option is acorn butter.
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All the other nuts are off the table.
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Screw those kids with nut allergies.
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It should be survival of the fittest.
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No killing your classmates.
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We have to keep it basic AF
for the Pupa.
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Look how happy he is
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with his totally normal
enrichment activity.
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Our miserable lives
are giving him structure.
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You don't want him turning back
into a steam of teen angst again, do you?
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Like that whole thing that was a big deal
at the end of last year, remember?
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- No, thank you.
- No, that fucking sucked.
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Then go have a normal day at school.
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Stay the course.
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Terry, let's go.
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Sorry, I woke up with
a case of the Wednesdays,
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and it's only Monday.
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We can't be late.
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Mr. Sarner's starting to suspect
I'm not in it for the rakes.
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Man, Sarner is such a dick brain.
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You'd be a way better boss than him.
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Yeah, no duh.
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That fool's lucky I'm being normal AFF,
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or I'd have usurped his ass already.
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Yeah, usurp that shit, Korvo.
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- BOTH: Whoa!
- Yeah, buddy.
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- Little Buddy.
- Oh. Hey.
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♪ suspenseful music ♪
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KORVO:
Damn, you see that?
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Little Buddy and Pupa
were cold AF to each other.
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I'm, I'm sorry,
I'm using "AF" way too much.
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I kinda can't quit.
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- They must've had a falling out.
- AF.
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Oh, maybe that little fucker
will move out soon.
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I sure as shit hope so.
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When we met him,
I thought he'd be like
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this whole reoccurring thing,
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but now he just feels like a remnant.
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Oh.
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Oh, my lord, why the fuck
are you walking arm-in-arm?
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Are you, like, dating?
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No, she's my co-replicant.
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They're totally dating, gross.
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They're like Oldboy.
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Na-uh, we're just using nutrient parts
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in our elbows to exchange information. Look.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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ALL:
Ew.
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You're not supposed to exchange juices
with your brother.
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This is totally normal.
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As if.
It's fucking freaky.
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Elbow fuckers!
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Look, everyone.
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They fuck elbows.
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- They fuck elbows, everybody.
- Ah, man,
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I didn't know we were weird.
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Maybe we should stop
porting in public for a while.
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No, we need to stop
hanging out entirely.
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We're radioactive right now.
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This "elbow fucker" thing's got legs.
I can tell.
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It does have a ring to it.
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But we could still hang out, right?
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Yum?
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Ah geez.
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[telephone ringing]
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[keys clacking]
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- [computer beeps]
- Reset my email password again?
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No, I'm not doing it.
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Nobody's going to guess
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"National dash Lampoons
dash VanPassword69."
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Janice is driving me crazy.
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She's told me the same joke
every day for two weeks.
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Ugh, it's like one of those long,
elaborate non-joke jokes,
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like the humor of Maria Bamford.
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And it always ends with her crying
about her husband
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getting hit by a car a year ago.
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Terry, I don't think that's a joke.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I'm sick of forcing out a fake laugh
every time she cradles a wedding photo.
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It's uncomfortable.
It's not even funny.
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Let's take a walk to the Coffee Bean
and get you a flat black.
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That always calms you down.
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Enough with the bits, Janice!
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You're not Maria Bamford!
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[sobs]
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Jesse, you want us
to break you off a piece
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of this acorn butter cracker
that we're all sharing?
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Sure, I'll take a shard.
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Hey, thanks for letting me sit with you.
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We heard you stopped hanging out
with your little brother.
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Betraying family is, like,
mega cool.
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That was weird when you guys
used to jizz into each other's elbows.
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Well, Yumyulack and I
don't do that anymore,
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or talk or think about each other
every second of the day.
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That's for sure.
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There's nothing better than fucking
with your little brother.
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Oh, okay.
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I didn't know that was
a thing that was done.
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Oh yeah.
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I put a GoPro in a 10-gallon hat
and live-streamed
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my little brother Conner
straightening his pubes.
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It fucking ruined him.
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He had to move in
with Gramgram in Sweden.
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That feels a tad harsh,
but I am still learning
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what a normal sibling
relationship looks like.
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It looks like hiding
a gram of crystal meth
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in my brother's locker.
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He goes to school
in jail now. [laughs]
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So how are you gonna fuck
with Yumyulack?
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I don't know.
The bar seems really high.
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Oh, my God, you should do it
at the Above the Sea dance.
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Fuck yeah. Humiliate that chode
in front of all of his new friends.
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If he even has any.
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[all laughing]
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Good one, Jesse.
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[cigar sizzling]
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I'm so glad I found my tribe.
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Is this the normal vibe in here?
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Yeah, we mostly chain smoke,
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count down the days
until our pension kicks in,
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and do impressions of the dumber students.
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"Dur, I'm Greg Simmons.
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I shot a load in my pants
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watching Romeo and Juliet
in class."
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[all laughing]
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[Yumyulack coughs]
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For last period, we're just
gonna put on Seabiscuit
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and duck out to Islands
for Mahalo Hour.
250
00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:20,752
Hell yeah, dawg.
251
00:08:20,752 --> 00:08:23,213
Last one there buys me
a Big Island Ice Tea.
252
00:08:25,048 --> 00:08:25,715
[elevator dings]
253
00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:26,967
[elevator doors whirring]
254
00:08:27,551 --> 00:08:30,428
Mm, I do love pebble ice.
What are you doing?
255
00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:32,013
I'm making it take
as long as possible
256
00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:33,056
to get back to the office.
257
00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:35,600
That's how much I hate it there, Korvo.
I'd rather be in the elevator.
258
00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,228
I guess we just have to accept the fact
that work is boring.
259
00:08:38,228 --> 00:08:39,563
There's absolutely no way around it.
260
00:08:40,564 --> 00:08:43,441
♪ triumphant music ♪
[workers cheering]
261
00:08:44,985 --> 00:08:46,069
Suck it.
262
00:08:46,069 --> 00:08:49,823
♪
263
00:08:49,823 --> 00:08:50,865
Hey, a little help.
264
00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:52,576
Whoa, what is that?
265
00:08:52,576 --> 00:08:53,618
It's ping pong.
266
00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:55,203
Ping ping.
267
00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:57,289
And this is a place of business?
268
00:08:57,289 --> 00:09:00,000
Oh yeah. We're a call center
for Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
269
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,044
Oof, that sounds like
the most boring AF job there is.
270
00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,964
Used to be, until our boss
bought us this sweet-ass table.
271
00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:07,507
Your boss got this for you?
272
00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:10,218
The ping ping table is
an official part of the office?
273
00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:11,720
Oh yeah, this job rules.
274
00:09:12,596 --> 00:09:14,014
- Ping ping!
- Ping ping!
275
00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:15,932
- Look, the fact is--
- Get off the phone.
276
00:09:15,932 --> 00:09:17,767
Terry and I have found a way
to solve our problems.
277
00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:18,810
What problems?
278
00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:21,438
We just need one
super-important thing from you.
279
00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:23,189
Drum roll, please.
♪ marching band music ♪
280
00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,025
Who are these kids?
281
00:09:25,025 --> 00:09:27,110
- How did--
- Buy the office a ping ping table.
282
00:09:27,736 --> 00:09:29,654
No.
♪ sad trombone ♪
283
00:09:29,654 --> 00:09:30,488
Get the fuck out.
284
00:09:30,488 --> 00:09:32,365
If we don't get the table,
you don't get paid.
285
00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:36,912
Guys, that was an important call.
286
00:09:36,912 --> 00:09:37,871
Here's the tea, Sarner,
287
00:09:37,871 --> 00:09:40,665
the workplace environment
you created fucking sucks.
288
00:09:40,665 --> 00:09:43,126
Our research shows the vibe
is better at other offices,
289
00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:45,295
offices with ping ping.
290
00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:47,339
A ping pong table
would be too disruptive.
291
00:09:47,339 --> 00:09:48,340
It is not happening.
292
00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:50,717
Well, Terry, I think Mr. Sarner
has been clear and--
293
00:09:50,717 --> 00:09:52,928
We measured out a perfect spot
for it in the boiler room.
294
00:09:52,928 --> 00:09:55,055
You shouldn't be going down
to the boiler room.
295
00:09:55,055 --> 00:09:56,473
It's extremely dangerous.
296
00:09:56,473 --> 00:09:57,515
Uh, Wendy?
297
00:09:57,515 --> 00:09:59,517
Hi, so sorry we got disconnected.
298
00:10:00,393 --> 00:10:03,021
Korvo, my dude, why the fuck
didn't you have my back in there?
299
00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:04,231
I know how we get the ping ping,
300
00:10:04,231 --> 00:10:06,024
but it will require
some high-level scheming.
301
00:10:06,024 --> 00:10:07,108
Come on.
302
00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:08,610
[door whooshes]
303
00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:13,073
Aisha, bring up the scheming set
where we like to smoke and scheme.
304
00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:15,867
AISHA: Wow, no, "Hi, Aisha.
How's your day going?"
305
00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:16,660
Just right to business.
306
00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:17,994
You know I love you.
I'm sorry.
307
00:10:17,994 --> 00:10:19,579
AISHA:
Are you sorry 'cause you're sorry
308
00:10:19,579 --> 00:10:21,373
or because I called you out
on your bullshit?
309
00:10:21,373 --> 00:10:22,040
Both.
310
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:26,211
Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna slip
into something more schemable.
311
00:10:28,672 --> 00:10:31,800
That turd has zero clue
how to make his employees feel valued.
312
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,010
If you were the boss,
a rad ping ping table would be
313
00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,595
your first purchase.
314
00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:38,014
[grunts] No shit, but that's not
the world we live in,
315
00:10:38,014 --> 00:10:40,350
- so we fight.
- Whoa, deep V, huh?
316
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,477
Don't make fun of me.
I'm feeling insecure about it.
317
00:10:42,477 --> 00:10:43,603
No, I love it.
318
00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:45,438
Especially once your chest
gets more defined.
319
00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:46,565
Sorry, continue scheming.
320
00:10:46,565 --> 00:10:49,276
Sarner said we're the only employees
who want ping ping.
321
00:10:49,276 --> 00:10:52,195
But if we can prove our co-workers
also demand ping ping,
322
00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:54,239
then he'll be boxed in by his own logic.
323
00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:56,783
Ah, but everyone
in the office is a sleemo.
324
00:10:56,783 --> 00:10:58,451
I made a list of our
stupidest co-workers
325
00:10:58,451 --> 00:10:59,494
with the most friends.
326
00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:01,204
If we can get them supporting ping ping,
327
00:11:01,204 --> 00:11:02,414
the rest will fall in line.
328
00:11:02,414 --> 00:11:05,417
But everyone hates slash is jealous
slash wants to sleep with me of us.
329
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:06,751
Then we motivate them.
330
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:10,463
TERRY:
First on the list is Doug.
331
00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:12,173
He's always talking
about how much he loves
332
00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:14,134
vintage Shaquille O'Neal Mr. Big bars.
333
00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:19,180
KORVO: Pim and Jam,
clearly in love with each other,
334
00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,974
but Jam has a stupid boyfriend
nobody likes,
335
00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:23,101
and Pim's too dopey
to do anything about it.
336
00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:25,437
[Jam gasps]
KORVO: All she needs is a little push.
337
00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:28,648
I can't believe my boyfriend
would cheat on me with this ugly whore.
338
00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:33,445
TERRY:
Then there's big, stupid Janice.
339
00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:36,531
And we all know that boring biatch
only cares about one thing.
340
00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:39,951
This is the man who killed your husband
in that hit-and-run two summers ago.
341
00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:41,494
Sign our petition and he's yours.
342
00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:43,872
That's right,
I did it and I'd do it again.
343
00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:44,873
[gun cocks]
344
00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:47,375
[computer beeping]
345
00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:51,087
[door slams open]
346
00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,964
Game, set, match, Sarner.
347
00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:54,382
Those are ping ping words.
348
00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:57,636
In your hands is a petition
signed by everyone in the office.
349
00:11:57,636 --> 00:12:00,555
The message is clear,
your workers demand the ping.
350
00:12:00,555 --> 00:12:02,307
The answer is still no.
351
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:04,851
Fuck you. You said we were
the only ones who wanted ping ping
352
00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:06,561
and I've trapped you
with your own words.
353
00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:07,896
Your whole argument has collapsed.
354
00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,105
It doesn't matter.
355
00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:11,441
I'm meeting with the board
of directors tomorrow evening,
356
00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:13,443
and they're doing
a full audit of our expenses.
357
00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,111
And if they don't like what they see,
358
00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,988
they're gonna shut down this branch.
359
00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:19,616
There's no way I can justify
a ping pong table to them,
360
00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:22,786
and I already told you it is
not safe in the boiler room.
361
00:12:22,786 --> 00:12:24,746
Now get out of my office!
362
00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:29,918
AISHA:
You are so close, Pupa.
363
00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:30,752
[Pupa grunts]
You want a hint?
364
00:12:30,752 --> 00:12:31,503
[doors whirring]
365
00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:32,837
Aisha, quick question.
366
00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,464
Uh, where's the Phallic Multiplier?
367
00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,341
AISHA: Girl, what do you need
the dick ray for?
368
00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,551
My big-sister prank.
369
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:40,345
I'm gonna cover Yumyulack in dicks
at the Above the Sea dance.
370
00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:42,180
AISHA: You can't humiliate
Yumyulack like that.
371
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,557
He's an incel fuckface.
372
00:12:43,557 --> 00:12:46,351
Ha, if anything,
I'm going easy on the kid.
373
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:48,770
You should hear what
the Stacis do to their little bros.
374
00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:52,232
AISHA: Trust is the key thing
to keep your elbow port open and flowing.
375
00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:54,025
Without it, they'll close up forever,
376
00:12:54,025 --> 00:12:54,901
like a earring hole.
377
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:55,986
Forever?
378
00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:58,363
How come this is the first
I'm hearing about this now?
379
00:12:58,363 --> 00:12:59,030
[bottle shatters]
380
00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,282
[car honks]
[tires squeal]
381
00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:02,909
Fuck you, Jesse.
[all laughing]
382
00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,119
Stupid alien.
383
00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:08,206
I'm gonna need that dick ray ASAP.
384
00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:10,959
[machine clicking]
385
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,337
AISHA: They're teens.
You gotta let them make mistakes.
386
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:17,757
♪ melancholic music ♪
387
00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:19,009
[gulping]
388
00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:24,264
[light switch clicks]
389
00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:27,267
[blows]
390
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:32,689
♪
391
00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:35,650
[sighs]
392
00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:42,157
♪
393
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:45,118
[laughs]
394
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,372
You two, come with me.
395
00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:50,790
[phone ringing]
396
00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:56,046
I did a lot of thinking
about what you said, and--
397
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:56,671
[light switch clicks]
398
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,757
Sarner, you beautiful bastard.
399
00:13:58,757 --> 00:13:59,841
You got the ping ping.
400
00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:01,051
But the board of directors.
401
00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:02,385
You said you couldn't justify it.
402
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:03,511
Don't worry about the board.
403
00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,889
I know the perfect thing to say
to get them to sign off.
404
00:14:05,889 --> 00:14:07,849
But I do have one condition.
405
00:14:07,849 --> 00:14:09,726
- I get the first game.
- Deal.
406
00:14:09,726 --> 00:14:12,062
Wow, in the end, you actually are
a pretty good guy.
407
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:14,898
Hey, working with you two
makes it easy to be good.
408
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:15,732
KORVO: Oh!
409
00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:18,360
[blood spurts]
Jesus Christ!
410
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,861
Whoa, Sarner was right.
411
00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:21,780
The boiler room is hella dangerous.
412
00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:23,949
I mean, for him, not us.
413
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:25,659
So I guess we were both right.
414
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,371
[students laughing]
415
00:14:29,371 --> 00:14:30,872
Let's go over the plan.
416
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:34,167
It's all going down when Principal Cooke
presents the Student Awards.
417
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,628
We convinced everyone
to vote Yumyulack
418
00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,046
for Most Improved Body.
419
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:40,298
And when he goes
on stage to accept--
420
00:14:40,298 --> 00:14:44,594
I suffocate him in shlongs
like a normal big sister.
421
00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:45,554
[Phallic Multiplier whirring]
422
00:14:46,096 --> 00:14:47,472
- I see his brain.
- We are so fucked.
423
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:48,557
- I see his fucking brain.
- We are so fucked.
424
00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:49,558
What do we do?
What do we do?
425
00:14:49,558 --> 00:14:52,018
AISHA: What kinda sitcom plot
you all devising this time?
426
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:53,270
We're in a tight spot, Aisha.
427
00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:56,439
In a few hours, the board of directors
is expecting to meet with Mr. Sarner.
428
00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:59,025
AISHA: And that's his dead ass
over there on my Pretendo-deck?
429
00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:01,361
Yes, and now the board
will take our ping ping table away
430
00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:03,863
because Sarner won't be there
to say the perfect thing to justify it.
431
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,949
Ah, I haven't even gotten to play yet.
432
00:15:05,949 --> 00:15:07,951
AISHA: Why don't y'all just bring
the dude back to life
433
00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:09,619
so he can talk
to the board himself?
434
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:12,247
You know I got a whole sleeve
of those Resurrection Pellets, right?
435
00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:14,082
Wouldn't it jeopardize
the Pupa's progress
436
00:15:14,082 --> 00:15:15,333
to use sci-fi like that?
437
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,127
AISHA:
I mean, it's just one little pellet.
438
00:15:17,127 --> 00:15:18,086
Yeah, I'm cool with that.
439
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,463
- Korvo?
- I too accept this rationalization.
440
00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:23,550
Mm, yummy.
[pellet crunching]
441
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,467
Chew it up good.
442
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:25,594
Yum, yum, yum.
443
00:15:25,594 --> 00:15:27,053
- [Mr. Sarner gasps]
- Ah, fuck!
444
00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:30,181
Oh shit, can I get another pellet?
445
00:15:30,181 --> 00:15:31,683
[chuckles] Classic.
446
00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:34,853
And in the category
Most Likely to Be a Narc,
447
00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:38,940
you, the students, voted for Rick Blaze.
448
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:39,941
[students applaud and cheer]
449
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:43,194
Rick was also voted Best Rebounder.
450
00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:44,195
Here's another trophy.
451
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:46,865
Congrats, Detective... Rick.
452
00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:47,657
Uh, just Rick.
453
00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:50,660
And now, an award
we should probably stop doing...
454
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,494
[multiplier whirring]
455
00:15:51,494 --> 00:15:53,997
Most Improved Body.
456
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:56,458
And the winner is Yumyulack.
457
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,251
Oh, my God!
458
00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,502
Thank you!
459
00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:02,547
I, I didn't even know
this body could be improved.
460
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:03,381
[Pupa gasps]
461
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:07,636
♪ dramatic music ♪
462
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:11,723
[waterfalls burbling]
463
00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:16,478
♪
464
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,023
[water splattering]
465
00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:26,696
They should be growing and thriving
like the rest of the crowd.
466
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,907
What's wrong with these two?
467
00:16:28,907 --> 00:16:31,493
Hmm, I have one more idea.
468
00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:37,499
♪ dramatic music ♪
469
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,334
[Phallic Multiplier powers down]
470
00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:41,044
I can't do it!
471
00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:43,588
I knew you were a fake-ass Staci.
472
00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:44,339
Give me that.
473
00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:45,924
I'll do it myself.
474
00:16:45,924 --> 00:16:47,551
[laser beam zapping]
475
00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:50,637
Ah, no!
476
00:16:50,637 --> 00:16:54,182
I'm fucking covered in dicks
years too early!
477
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,433
What just happened?
478
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:58,603
The Stacis wanted me to prank you,
but it just didn't feel right.
479
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:01,982
We've always had each other's backs
and I'm not gonna stop now.
480
00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:03,567
Oh, uh, thanks.
481
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:07,487
And the award for Best Bow
goes to Jesse.
482
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:09,948
Me? Aw, you guys noticed.
483
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:11,074
YUMYULACK:
Don't!
484
00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:11,908
Why not?
485
00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:15,328
Is that an Ewok log trap?
486
00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:16,955
Me and the teachers set those logs up
487
00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:19,708
to smash your head like an AT-ST
when you accepted Best Bow.
488
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:20,750
It was their idea.
489
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,294
Thanks for not going through with it.
490
00:17:22,294 --> 00:17:24,462
Looks like you guys
worked really hard on that.
491
00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:26,256
The trick is to hoist it as one big log
492
00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:27,674
and then cut it in half.
493
00:17:27,674 --> 00:17:29,718
Oh yeah, that's thinking with your head.
494
00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:32,637
You are never getting drunk
with us at Islands again.
495
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,389
We thought you were one of us.
496
00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:35,307
Well, I'm not.
497
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:37,017
I'm a Shlorpian.
498
00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:41,980
And the winner for Best Trombone Player,
Billy Hosenberg.
499
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,607
[all applauding]
500
00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:45,525
[all gasp]
501
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:49,029
Alright, I guess the award goes
to Jackie Quilbard.
502
00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:50,947
Fuck yes, I did it!
503
00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:52,866
Looking snazzy, Mr. Sarner.
504
00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,451
[screams] I have a body.
505
00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:56,536
Fucking hell.
Yes, we brought you back to life.
506
00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:59,956
I was floating in the eternal glow
for a million years.
507
00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:01,458
Safe, warm.
508
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:02,792
You need to remember
what you were going
509
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,002
to say to the board
of directors
510
00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:06,213
to justify expensing a ping ping table.
511
00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:08,048
I've been here before.
512
00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:10,008
I've made some flashcards
to help jog your memory.
513
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:12,719
"Ping ping increases productivity
by 50 percent."
514
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:14,554
I mean, that's bullshit,
but let's see if it flies.
515
00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:16,723
How did I get back
on this plane of existence?
516
00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:17,641
Would you shut up?
517
00:18:17,641 --> 00:18:20,435
Literally no one has ever cared
about what happens after you die.
518
00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:21,561
The board is here.
519
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:22,729
I need more time, Terry.
520
00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:24,773
Sarner's being a baby
about his resurrection.
521
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:26,900
I traversed the black mountain.
522
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,568
Why am I back?
523
00:18:28,568 --> 00:18:31,112
Okay, I'll just have to stall them
with the old razzle-dazzle.
524
00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:35,116
Where's Sarner?
We don't have all day.
525
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:36,785
We're members of the board.
526
00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:37,744
He's on his way.
527
00:18:37,744 --> 00:18:42,457
But first, he wanted me to pop in
and give a brief preamble.
528
00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:44,459
Rakes, where do they come from?
529
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:45,627
How do we make them?
530
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:46,670
When you think about it,
531
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:50,840
a rake is just a big fork for leaves.
532
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,801
Which leads me to my next question.
533
00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:55,345
Aren't we just a salad company for lawns?
534
00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:57,055
What the hell are you rambling about?
535
00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:58,807
Oh, look at this guy.
You probably need one of these
536
00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:00,225
to comb your hair, am I right?
537
00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:01,810
[all laugh]
538
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,728
Alright, you got me.
You got me.
539
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:04,896
[all laughing]
540
00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:07,816
Sarner, so glad
you could finally join us.
541
00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:10,151
I am eternity made finite!
542
00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,570
[screams]
543
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,197
He's, uh, referencing Dune.
544
00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:15,699
The board reviewed your books,
545
00:19:15,699 --> 00:19:17,742
and I have to say, we're disappointed.
546
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:19,452
I can't be here!
547
00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:20,996
Don't play for sympathy.
548
00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:23,456
You promised to cut expenses,
but yesterday,
549
00:19:23,456 --> 00:19:26,251
you bought a ping pong table
on the company card.
550
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,836
We are all made of light,
551
00:19:27,836 --> 00:19:29,379
and to that light I shall return!
552
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:30,714
[glass shatters]
[screams]
553
00:19:30,714 --> 00:19:31,756
[car alarm blaring]
554
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:34,426
I knew I should've brought
a couple of extra pellets.
555
00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:38,346
Everyone's laughing at us,
but I don't even care.
556
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:39,639
Fuck 'em.
This is our normal.
557
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:42,309
If the other kids knew
what this connection felt like,
558
00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:44,436
maybe they wouldn't be so judgmental.
559
00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:46,062
[Pupa gasps]
560
00:19:46,605 --> 00:19:47,397
[tinkles]
561
00:19:47,397 --> 00:19:48,565
Ooh.
562
00:19:48,565 --> 00:19:50,734
♪ dramatic music ♪
563
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:53,528
♪
564
00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:54,571
Ah.
565
00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,326
[inhales deeply]
566
00:19:59,326 --> 00:20:00,535
[sighs]
567
00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:01,494
Ah, yeah.
568
00:20:01,995 --> 00:20:05,790
[indistinct police radio chatter]
569
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,752
♪ suspenseful music ♪
570
00:20:08,752 --> 00:20:10,295
You don't think those cops
will piece together
571
00:20:10,295 --> 00:20:11,504
what really happened to Sarner, do you?
572
00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:12,631
Fuckin' hope not.
573
00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,049
We can't give the Pupa a normal life
574
00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:15,759
if we're convicted of felony manslaughter.
575
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:18,386
Well, whatever comes,
we'll get through it, together.
576
00:20:18,386 --> 00:20:19,304
The cops are gone.
577
00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:21,223
We explained that the pressure
of the rake industry
578
00:20:21,223 --> 00:20:23,808
was too much for Sarner,
and he killed himself out of weakness.
579
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:27,145
Yes, Sarner was a coward,
and no one should investigate any aliens.
580
00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:29,272
Agreed.
We think under new leadership,
581
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:31,483
this branch could really
turn itself around.
582
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:32,734
I'd love to throw my hat in.
583
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:36,363
Terry, we liked your panicked ad-libbing
when you were stalling us earlier.
584
00:20:36,363 --> 00:20:38,823
How would you like to be
the new branch manager?
585
00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:40,784
Me, the boss?
586
00:20:40,784 --> 00:20:42,285
Fuck yes.
587
00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,663
Great, let's get blasted
at Islands to celebrate.
588
00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:46,373
But, but...
But, Terry, I was gonna--
589
00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:48,124
Your first order of business
will be to get rid
590
00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,960
of that godawful ping pong table.
591
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,962
Yeah, you're on point, Wendy.
It's way too disruptive.
592
00:20:51,962 --> 00:20:53,296
Korvo, trash that thing while I'm out.
593
00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:55,048
But I wanted to come with you guys.
594
00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:58,093
No, that's an official order
from your boss.
595
00:20:58,093 --> 00:21:00,887
That's right, from now on,
I'm the boss, baby.
596
00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:03,557
Well, not the Boss Baby,
but I am your boss, baby.
597
00:21:03,557 --> 00:21:05,392
Fuck, now I want
a bottle of milk, damn it.
598
00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:07,602
Someone get me some milk
because I'm the fucking boss, baby.
599
00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:09,813
[Terry and board members laugh]
600
00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:12,190
I love this company!
601
00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:14,693
♪ dramatic music ♪
602
00:21:56,526 --> 00:21:58,028
[mimicking laser fire]