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♪ Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a lover
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♪ You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive
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♪ Feel the city breaking
and everybody shaking
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♪ We're stayin' alive Stayin' alive
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♪ Hah hah hah hah
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♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive
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♪ Hah hah hah hah
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♪ Stayin' alive... ♪
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♪ Life's going nowhere
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♪ Somebody help me
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♪ Somebody help me, yeah
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♪ I'm going nowhere... ♪
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Why does she do this to me?
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How we doing?
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I'm so sorry. You're like the
sexiest woman in the world to me.
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I literally wank over you
every night. I dunno what's...
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Don't you inject?
All right, lovely!
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♪ It's all right It's OK
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♪ You may look the other way
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♪ We can try To understand... ♪
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Neil...
Lee.
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Just, er... take a minute,
eh? Sort yourself out.
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Sabs, go and get a bite to eat
or something.
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Hello, baby!
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Hi, babes.
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Mwah!
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Are you finished?
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He don't inject.
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Fuck sake.
Do you know what I mean, though?
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Late again, Jo.
I got a flat tyre!
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Oh, of course you did.
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Well, go on. I wanna be ready in 15.
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Jesus' nads!
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She used to work in Pret A
Manger. Makes you think, doesn't it?
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Oi, love you.
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Love you too, darling. Now,
stir those stubs.
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What's that, mate? Wet string?
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Is your chest still bad, babe?
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Ugh, a bit. Dave made me soup.
Aww.
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Jo, this is Amy.
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She wanted to say hello.
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Hi, sweetheart. Oh.
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I like your top. Where's that from?
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Aw, is it... River Island. I dunno.
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It's nice. It really suits you.
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You.
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You take two of these now.
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Two in four hours.
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When you get home, boil the kettle,
towel over your head,
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a drop of Olbus Oil,
spoonful of honey and an early night. OK?
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% Promise me?
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I said OK!
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She loves me really.
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I can't help it, I'm a mummy.
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Amy's shooting with you later.
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She's, like, two hours early.
Aww!
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Have you ever shot
with Bang Cherry before?
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She's never shot with
anyone before. Oh.
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Oh, you'll be great.
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Did you want a coffee?
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No, thanks. I've got this.
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What's that? Hot chocolate
with hazelnut syrup.
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Oh, very good. All the food groups.
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I like sweet things.
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Sabs... can you please just
give the poor bastard a hand?
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So we can all get home before midnight.
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SABS GROANS LOUDLY Good luck!
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Sabs, sorry about this, babe...
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Sorry!
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Staring. Sorry.
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It's just my boyfriend worships you.
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Aww!
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So, this is your first shoot,
is it? Yeah.
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I'm a dancer. I was in Spice Up Your Life.
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It's a Spice Girls tribute band.
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I was playing Scary
but it's just so weird,
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cos I'm so much more of a Baby.
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Right. Yeah, that is weird.
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Yeah. But I wanna get more into,
like, choreography, because...
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...as a dancer, your career ends
basically when you're, like, 35.
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Right, yeah. Same here!
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So, how come you wanted to get into this,
then?
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Tore a meniscus, haven't I?
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Have you?
Yeah.
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I won't have to do kneeling, will I?
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I can go on all fours.
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I just can't put my weight on this knee,
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cos then it'll set the
physio back... Sorry.
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Sorry, it's just...
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I can't believe this.
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You're Jolene Dollar.
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I wasn't just saying that.
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I actually... I can't kneel.
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Oh, no. Of course.
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I love sex.
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Who'd you have to fuck to
get a cuppa tea round here?
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Well, that is a good place to start.
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What it is,
we got the planning permission,
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but because the work's taking so long,
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the neighbours have built
this... like... conservatory.
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Oh, so they were overlooked, were they?
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Yeah, we'd to take the whole
Velux out and move it again. You?
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Yeah, it was a nightmare.
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Do the whites tonight,
colours in the morning,
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hang them out before the school run,
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get that mince out the freezer
for tonight, iron Phoebe's shirts.
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Mind your backs, then. Watch yourself.
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Mommy Complex by Peaches
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♪ Hush now baby Don't you stress... ♪
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Turn over.
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And... action.
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♪ I'm gonna fill your mommy complex... ♪
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Ooh, yeah.
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My account number?
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TABLE SLAMMING 12th of April 1985.
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Zanzibar.
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What's the pop shot?
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Facial.
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Still rolling.
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All right. Go for it, mate.
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Aw, you're a star.
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Your tits look so good today, Nads!
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Yeah, all right.
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Well done, babe.
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Aw, cheers. Oh.
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Are you haPPY?
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Now, there's a question.
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You met Amy?
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I did. She can't kneel.
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She has to kneel. It's the key shot.
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Well, she can't. So don't make her.
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You coming to Carroll's on Sunday?
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No.
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Sunday's family day.
Bring 'em.
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He's got some American talent
over. Wants to impress them.
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He said you were mandatory.
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Oh.
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So you're not asking me,
you're telling me.
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Who is it?
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Tom Pain.
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You know him?
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No.
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No, I don't know him. I've met him...
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...I don't know him. Why's he coming over?
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Well, Carroll's mates with him, isn't he?
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And Tom's with Hazewire, same as Carroll.
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Hazewire want them to
shoot some content together.
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Vertical integration, innit?
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Are you all right?
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No, just...
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...I didn't think that Carroll would
be mates with someone like Tom.
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You know he vomits in girls' mouths?
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He dresses them up as little girls
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and puts braces on...
Yeah, they look young.
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Yeah, they LOOK about 11.
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They're meant to look about 11.
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Some of them actually say, "I am 11."
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He's on my No List.
Yeah.
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Well, I think I got that.
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Dave, we're ready for you.
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Kiss Me, Honey Honey,
Kiss Me by Shirley Bassey
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Aww, no joy?
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Right, slip these down for me,
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cos you don't want marks before we shoot.
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And is your mascara waterproof,
Yeah? Mm-hmm.
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So, I've been thinking about my name.
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Yeah? Close your eyes.
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Yeah, um...
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I was thinking...
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...Hailey something?
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Just cos when I was little,
I always wanted to be called Hailey.
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Just... I love that name.
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That's my real name. Yeah.
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Oh, my God...
Close your eyes.
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Sorry, but how old are you?
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33.
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Thank God for Botox.
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But you don't need
to worry about all that.
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I didn't start till I was about 24, 25.
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The last home I was in,
one of the workers had so much Botox
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the younger kids just, like,
freaked out whenever she was on-duty.
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Right,
we're ready to start soft-core stills.
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Er, Amy, we'll start with you first.
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Oh.
Good luck, baby.
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♪ Just settle down and
let me teach you how
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♪ Closer closer now
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♪ Kiss me honey honey kiss me... ♪
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OK. Where's stepmum?
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Jog
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♪ Don't care even if I blow my top
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♪ But honey honey
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- Uh-huh?
Don't stop.
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♪ Never stop. ♪
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Did you consent to
everything that happened
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during the shoot
today? Yes. Yes.
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Were you hurt in any way
during the shoot? No. Y
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Did you feel like you were
raped during the shoot? No. W
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Sorry.
It's all right.
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CONTINUES LAUGHING They have to ask.
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Oh, my God...
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Thank you so much!
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Seriously, that was like...
You were brilliant.
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Least you got it in the end.
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Took 40 minutes to come.
That's just rude.
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I can look for someone.
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He)!' baby. What's up?
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We've got another scene to shoot.
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Chantelle's just rung. Some shit
about her Fallopian tubes bursting.
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I thought Amy might want a go.
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But she's not sure.
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What's the scene?
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It's her first day, mate.
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I know, I know.
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I mean, if you don't fancy it,
it's totally... I mean...
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Nobody's gonna hold it against you.
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Can you guys just give us a second?
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Meet you in the car, babe.
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See ya later.
Ti
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Dave meant that, you know?
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They're all sound. No-one's gonna
be cross if you don't wanna do it.
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Uhh...
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...how much d'you get for it?
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Well,
you... have to factor in depreciation.
224
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First time you do it you get extra.
225
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And after that it's just your
flat day rate. What do you get?
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I don't do it.
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I mean, I do. I do it, but I don't...
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I won't do it on camera.
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It's different when I started, though.
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Long-term, now when you're starting out,
you don't have to do it.
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But it is gonna limit your career, so...
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And if you do do it, you have to make sure
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you get as much money as you can
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because you won't get that again.
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And once you've done it that's it.
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It's like McDonald's. Once it's
on the menu, it's not coming off.
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And you will need an enema.
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And a little drink,
probably. To relax you.
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D'you think...
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Could you stay for a bit?
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Aw, don't be daft. The guys'll take
care of you. Who's the scene with?
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Um...
Nads? Who's the scene with?
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Uhh, Simon.
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Simon Craig?
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Simon... Hairy Simon.
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Oh. Oh, well, that's good,
cos he's lovely.
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And he's big, but he's not,
like, really big.
248
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Be like doing it with your boyfriend.
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You have done it with your boyfriend?
250
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Uhh... I mean, we've done
a lot of stuff. Just not... that.
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I don't have a thing about it. Just,
my mate, Danielle,
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she says it's an exit, not an entrance.
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She doesn't wanna do it, mate.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Carroll's gonna fucking
flay me. I can't even...
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Listen, I would help you out...
No, I know.
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Anyway, it's Doctor Simon's
Anal Violation Show
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we need, you know?
Sure.
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Greener banana. Yeah,
no, I got it. Cheers for that.
260
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I told him not to bring that
fucking thing on set.
261
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
All right, Si?
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Oh, she's gorgeous.
Yeah.
263
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Oh, sorry, are you allergic?
Nah, it's hay fever.
264
00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:51,103
I'm coming!
265
00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:53,413
Dave? Do not talk her into it, OK?
266
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Not on her first day.
Yeah, no, of course.
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I get it.
268
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She doesn't wanna do it.
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Where are you two going?
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Shopping-
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Snack by Ms Banks
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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♪ Niggas wanna stick to the kid like tack
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♪ Flow like water and
you know I spit crack
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♪ And you like the way
I make it up like that?
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♪ Like that Nothing that you can't have. ♪
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Off!
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Wash your hands. Dinner.
281
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I did my Father Christmas letter.
It's June, lz!
282
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Phoebe, I did say no phones at the tables.
283
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,713
Gabe, can you turn it off please, darling?
284
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Can I stay at Angel's
tonight? Her mum's away.
285
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Yeah. But bed by 11.
286
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Go wash your hands. Want me
to get the washing off the line?
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That's all right,
I can do it. You get off. Don't forget.
288
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It's supposed to rain.
I won't forget.
289
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Kids, say bye to Nanny.
Bye, Nan.
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Thanks, sweetheart.
291
00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:06,043
Hey.
You all right?
292
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,072
Gabe, not at the table,
mate. You know that.
293
00:14:10,097 --> 00:14:12,433
All right,
Angel? Didn't know you were here. Li-
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I'm gonna take mine upstairs
if that's all right, darling?
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I'll put a shift in on your Twitter.
All right. See you tomorrow.
296
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:18,942
Thanks, Mum.
297
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,863
Oh... and the, er... the foot guy...
298
00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:23,513
...emailed again. He's
getting a bit impatient now.
299
00:14:23,538 --> 00:14:24,993
I know.
OK.
300
00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:26,833
Hayley, I said I'm not eating carbs.
301
00:14:26,858 --> 00:14:29,713
OK. Well,
then you can eat pesto out of a jar, babe,
302
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,072
because I'm not cooking
two meals of an evening.
303
00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:34,073
Oh, and I have got a bone
to pick with you, actually.
304
00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:35,792
I was running round like a blue-arsed fly
305
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:37,182
for half an hour this morning,
306
00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,512
trying to find my fake
lashes. And where were they?
307
00:14:39,537 --> 00:14:40,472
You'd already worn them.
308
00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:42,361
Excuse me, they are 6.50 a pop.
309
00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:45,192
I don't just wear them once and
then throw them away, you know.
310
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,722
Gabe, I said, turn it off. GABE MOANS
311
00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:49,392
Angel's mum came to the school today.
312
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Did a talk about writing Dress To Kill.
313
00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:53,552
She won't let us even watch it.
314
00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:55,512
Well, I did hear that it's very good.
315
00:14:55,537 --> 00:14:57,512
It's just I don't really
like the violence.
316
00:14:57,537 --> 00:15:00,592
Iz,
can you cut it out and eat your dinner?
317
00:15:00,617 --> 00:15:02,262
It's not even that violent.
318
00:15:02,287 --> 00:15:04,312
Oh, right. Well... I only saw the bit
319
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,442
where they make the suit
out of the model's skin, so...
320
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:08,802
...maybe I got the wrong idea.
321
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,592
Did you want cheese, Angel?
322
00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:18,752
Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
323
00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:21,592
He's so out of your league.
You know that, right?
324
00:15:30,337 --> 00:15:34,111
My feet hurt so much.
325
00:15:34,136 --> 00:15:36,442
I need to take my shoes off.
326
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:40,752
Being an air stewardess,
I'm on my feet all day.
327
00:15:44,056 --> 00:15:48,082
Oh, my God, they're so smelly!
328
00:15:48,107 --> 00:15:50,312
They really stink.
329
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,672
He wants you to put it in your mouth.
330
00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:57,832
Hmm.
331
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The Fuck.
332
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,991
The What is it, darling?
333
00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:04,031
I think I've got worms again.
334
00:16:04,056 --> 00:16:05,722
Is it little white things?
335
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,472
Yeah.
In your poo?
336
00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:08,802
Yes.
Yeah, that's worms.
337
00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:12,272
Go and wash your hands.
I'll be down in a minute.
338
00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:14,712
OK, do you want to just do the sign-off?
339
00:16:14,737 --> 00:16:18,552
And then you can pick up the
rest in the morning. Yep. OK?
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00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:19,632
Ready?
341
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:23,082
Action.
342
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,082
I hope you enjoyed watching this.
343
00:16:25,107 --> 00:16:27,322
I really enjoyed making it.
344
00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:30,442
Say his name. You've gotta say his name.
345
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,882
I hope you enjoyed watching this.
346
00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:37,352
I really enjoyed making it, Gary.
Glenn.
347
00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:39,272
The For fuck's sake.
348
00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:46,962
Don't they worry about you finding out,
though?
349
00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:48,962
She knows I know.
350
00:16:48,987 --> 00:16:52,682
She told me when I was 11,
but I already knew anyway.
351
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,272
I mean, they all fit really well.
352
00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:57,352
At school, people are all wankers.
353
00:16:57,377 --> 00:17:00,962
Just have to laugh.
It's all right if you laugh.
354
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,762
We wouldn't be able to afford
to go to our school otherwise.
355
00:17:05,377 --> 00:17:06,762
Do you watch porn, then?
356
00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:09,402
Yeah.
357
00:17:09,427 --> 00:17:11,041
Well, I mean, a bit.
358
00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,352
Come round and press X to tackle this guy.
359
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,712
What's up? You got hay fever?
360
00:17:24,737 --> 00:17:28,402
I think it's conjunctivitis.
One of lzzy's mates has got it.
361
00:17:28,427 --> 00:17:30,092
I've seen Phoebe's itching, too.
362
00:17:31,146 --> 00:17:33,121
Oh, should probably get to the doctor,
then.
363
00:17:33,146 --> 00:17:34,482
Hm.
Yeah?
364
00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:50,452
So, why do you watch porn, then?
365
00:17:51,627 --> 00:17:53,911
OK, well...
366
00:17:53,936 --> 00:17:56,202
If I tell you,
do you promise you're not gonna...
367
00:17:57,016 --> 00:17:58,712
...you know, like, judge me?
368
00:18:01,657 --> 00:18:03,171
OK, well, basically...
369
00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:06,812
...it's really hard for me to say,
370
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,522
but I just really...
371
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,882
...enjoy wanking.
372
00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:17,241
It feels good to finally say it.
Moron.
373
00:18:18,946 --> 00:18:20,962
Your cute little face.
374
00:18:20,987 --> 00:18:23,282
So small, I just wanna...
375
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,282
Would you still fancy
me if I looked like this?
376
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,322
Yes.
377
00:18:30,627 --> 00:18:31,627
Sausages.
378
00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:40,482
It's fine.
379
00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:41,682
It's all right. You're tired.
380
00:18:45,196 --> 00:18:46,562
Just lie down.
381
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,722
Take your knickers off.
382
00:19:28,227 --> 00:19:30,562
So when I was 14,
this game started at school,
383
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,202
Who could snap my bra.
384
00:19:33,227 --> 00:19:35,612
It went on for ages.
385
00:19:35,637 --> 00:19:37,082
One day, I just lost it.
386
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:40,892
It was Shaun Feeney.
387
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,362
I chucked a chair at him.
388
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,251
I walked out and went up the park.
389
00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:48,251
I was sat on this bench for ages.
390
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,562
Then this bloke came and sat next to me.
391
00:19:53,587 --> 00:19:55,332
I could feel him looking at me.
392
00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:58,972
So I looked at him
393
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,282
and he grinned.
394
00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:03,772
And he had his cock out.
395
00:20:03,797 --> 00:20:06,202
Just, like,
lying in his News Of The World.
396
00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:11,362
Anyway, I ran home to Mrs Owens next door,
397
00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:13,051
cos Mum was, you know,
398
00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:15,082
out of it.
399
00:20:15,107 --> 00:20:16,692
And I told her
400
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,001
and she laughed.
401
00:20:18,997 --> 00:20:20,892
And she said to me,
402
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:24,642
"One day, Hayley,
you won't be 14 years old.
403
00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:28,001
"And teenage boys won't care about you.
404
00:20:28,946 --> 00:20:30,492
"And builders won't whistle.
405
00:20:31,637 --> 00:20:33,892
"And dirty old men won't even look at you."
406
00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:40,171
"And when that day comes,
do you know how you'll feel?"
407
00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:42,972
She said...
408
00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:46,692
..."You'll feel like a fucking ghost."
409
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,162
You're gorgeous, babe. You know you are.
410
00:20:52,997 --> 00:20:54,412
Where's this coming from?
411
00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:57,001
Idunno.
412
00:20:59,307 --> 00:21:01,572
This new girl,
Rich. I shouldn't have left her.
413
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:05,722
She just made me feel so fucking old.
414
00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:08,642
All right.
415
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,362
OK, you're knackered.
416
00:21:10,387 --> 00:21:11,412
Get some sleep.
417
00:21:22,107 --> 00:21:25,362
Shit, did you hang lzzy's Airtex out?
418
00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:26,542
Yeah.
419
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:28,931
Thank you.
420
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,412
You're a life saver.
421
00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:17,008
I like sweeping.
422
00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:28,008
Dad, where's my PE kit?
423
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:29,197
It's by the back door.
424
00:23:00,793 --> 00:23:01,793
What are you doing?
425
00:23:03,552 --> 00:23:05,808
Waking you up.
426
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,168
You're going to be late.
427
00:23:09,552 --> 00:23:11,838
You looked so sexy here.
428
00:23:11,863 --> 00:23:12,863
I couldn't help it.
429
00:23:19,793 --> 00:23:21,768
Are you wearing a condom?
430
00:23:24,222 --> 00:23:25,608
Does that mean yes?
431
00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:28,447
Paufie?
432
00:23:52,823 --> 00:23:54,158
I love you, Pheebs.
433
00:24:02,253 --> 00:24:03,387
Sorry, is that"?
434
00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:08,078
I've just...
435
00:24:08,103 --> 00:24:11,868
I've been thinking about it for
ages and didn't have the guts to...
436
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:15,437
Oh, it's proper awkward now, isn't it?
437
00:24:18,693 --> 00:24:20,307
No.
438
00:24:20,332 --> 00:24:21,332
No, it's...
439
00:24:22,933 --> 00:24:23,933
I love you, too.
440
00:24:35,462 --> 00:24:37,718
Hi, Amy, babe, it's Jolene.
441
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:40,187
Erm, just trying you again.
442
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,748
Sorry I missed you.
443
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,548
Hope everything's OK.
444
00:24:43,573 --> 00:24:45,348
Erm, yeah, gimme a call back.
445
00:24:45,373 --> 00:24:47,238
Hayley Burrows, room three.
446
00:24:49,542 --> 00:24:52,878
OK, Hayley,
so you've tested positive for chlamydia.
447
00:24:52,903 --> 00:24:54,158
What?
448
00:24:54,183 --> 00:24:55,628
You've never had it before?
449
00:24:55,653 --> 00:24:56,668
No.
450
00:24:56,693 --> 00:24:58,307
No, not in my eye.
451
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,988
Well,
it's on the rise. Teenage girls mostly.
452
00:25:01,013 --> 00:25:03,517
But... Anyway, not to worry,
453
00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:06,028
you know, same job,
I'll put you on a course of antibiotics.
454
00:25:06,053 --> 00:25:07,517
Should see some improvement soon.
455
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:08,908
All right, thank you.
456
00:25:08,933 --> 00:25:10,078
And, Hayley, if you can,
457
00:25:10,103 --> 00:25:13,158
try and keep bodily
fluids away from the area.
458
00:25:18,573 --> 00:25:19,628
I like it, man.
459
00:25:21,263 --> 00:25:23,548
Oi, Pheebs.
460
00:25:23,573 --> 00:25:25,348
Oh, my God, what is that?
461
00:25:30,773 --> 00:25:33,038
Get it away. It's rank.
462
00:25:33,063 --> 00:25:35,798
Well... you came out of it, love.
463
00:25:39,743 --> 00:25:40,878
What?
464
00:25:40,903 --> 00:25:43,187
Should have told me, Cam,
would've got you a discount.
465
00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:46,517
OK, well, he bought it, so...
466
00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:47,878
He's being a prick, Phoebe.
467
00:25:47,903 --> 00:25:49,078
Just ignore him.
468
00:25:49,103 --> 00:25:53,038
Hey, Pheebs, you should ask your
mum if you could borrow her razor.
469
00:25:53,063 --> 00:25:55,468
Shut up, Cam, you fucking knob.
470
00:25:55,493 --> 00:25:56,517
Pheebs, I didn't...
471
00:25:56,542 --> 00:25:57,908
He nicked my phone.
What?
472
00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:00,238
Hey, look,
I like a bit of grass on the wicket.
473
00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:17,758
Go on, then! Go on, then!
474
00:26:18,983 --> 00:26:20,878
Hi, Amy, baby, it's me again, Jolene.
475
00:26:20,903 --> 00:26:22,598
Erm, I just wanted to, erm...
476
00:26:24,933 --> 00:26:27,728
Sorry. Do you know what,
I'm sure you're fine
477
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:31,548
but, erm,
anyway can you just give us a bell?
478
00:26:31,573 --> 00:26:32,573
OK, love you.
479
00:26:37,903 --> 00:26:40,197
Ooh-arrgh.
480
00:26:40,222 --> 00:26:41,958
Sorry, are you all right?
481
00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:44,558
No, Dave, I've got chlamydia in my eye,
so not really.
482
00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:46,908
It must have been one of
them guys from last week.
483
00:26:46,933 --> 00:26:48,518
I thought you said
they all had clean tests.
484
00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:50,878
They did. Definitely. I
wouldn't put you on camera
485
00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:53,197
with someone who had... Yeah,
well, obviously you did.
486
00:26:53,222 --> 00:26:54,317
Shit.
487
00:26:54,342 --> 00:26:56,088
I'm really sorry, Jo.
488
00:26:56,113 --> 00:26:57,558
I'll look into it, yeah.
489
00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,878
Have you spoke to Amy today?
490
00:26:59,903 --> 00:27:01,397
Not since yesterday. Why?
491
00:27:03,983 --> 00:27:05,838
What happened with that
scene? Who'd you get?
492
00:27:07,063 --> 00:27:08,197
Amy changed her mind.
493
00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:11,758
Really?
494
00:27:11,783 --> 00:27:13,447
How come?
495
00:27:13,472 --> 00:27:14,708
Same old.
496
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:15,733
More money.
497
00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:41,808
Why aren't you at school?
498
00:27:43,552 --> 00:27:44,918
I forgot.
499
00:27:44,943 --> 00:27:46,397
It's take your daughter to work day.
500
00:27:46,422 --> 00:27:48,088
They said I could have it off.
501
00:27:48,113 --> 00:27:49,638
Yeah. Funny.
502
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,838
Sweetheart, erm, this is a bit...
503
00:27:56,193 --> 00:27:57,248
Erm...
504
00:27:59,993 --> 00:28:02,248
I've got chlamydia.
505
00:28:02,273 --> 00:28:03,327
It's in my eye.
506
00:28:03,352 --> 00:28:05,608
I think we need to get you checked out,
too.
507
00:28:06,663 --> 00:28:08,168
What?
508
00:28:08,193 --> 00:28:09,193
I haven't got it.
509
00:28:11,113 --> 00:28:13,608
Yeah, well, you did nick my eyelashes,
510
00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:15,638
and you've been itching
your eye quite a bit,
511
00:28:15,663 --> 00:28:17,447
so I think it's best we
get you checked out.
512
00:28:17,472 --> 00:28:18,608
It's pretty contagious.
513
00:28:19,663 --> 00:28:20,758
I'm really sorry, baby.
514
00:28:24,472 --> 00:28:25,888
I can get you a prescription.
515
00:28:28,193 --> 00:28:31,808
Anyway, that'll teach you not to
use my stuff without asking, won't it?
516
00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:32,833
Hm?
517
00:28:36,193 --> 00:28:38,638
I am really sorry,
baby. I know you're probably upset.
518
00:28:38,663 --> 00:28:40,918
I am!
519
00:28:40,943 --> 00:28:43,407
I am upset.
520
00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:46,248
I'm upset you won't stop finding
ways to sell your fucking snatch.
521
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:25,968
Pheebs, are you all right?
522
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,768
Fuck off.
523
00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:30,998
Can I come in?
524
00:29:31,023 --> 00:29:32,023
No.
525
00:29:36,463 --> 00:29:37,848
Why do you do that?
526
00:29:37,873 --> 00:29:40,439
Why do you ask when you're just
going to do what you want anyway?
527
00:29:40,463 --> 00:29:41,768
What is going on?
528
00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:46,352
Eh?
529
00:29:48,593 --> 00:29:49,593
If I tell you...
530
00:29:51,302 --> 00:29:53,688
...do you promise to be normal about it?
531
00:29:53,713 --> 00:29:54,713
OK.
532
00:29:59,913 --> 00:30:01,638
I didn't go to Angel's last night.
533
00:30:03,352 --> 00:30:04,438
I stayed at Paulie's.
534
00:30:06,463 --> 00:30:08,768
I stay there loads, it's not a big deal.
535
00:30:08,793 --> 00:30:10,768
OK.
536
00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:12,688
Is that...?
537
00:30:12,713 --> 00:30:13,928
Are you two...?
538
00:30:13,953 --> 00:30:15,248
Yeah.
539
00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:17,537
But you are using...?
Yeah.
540
00:30:17,562 --> 00:30:19,438
OK.
541
00:30:19,463 --> 00:30:20,768
Well, I'm glad you told me.
542
00:30:25,232 --> 00:30:27,438
Yeah, but...
543
00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:33,157
...I woke up this morning and...
544
00:30:35,923 --> 00:30:36,928
...he was...
545
00:30:42,953 --> 00:30:44,287
He was having sex with me.
546
00:30:46,562 --> 00:30:48,368
OK.
547
00:30:48,393 --> 00:30:50,648
Did you tell him to stop?
548
00:30:50,673 --> 00:30:52,368
No.
549
00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:53,618
It was so awkward.
550
00:30:55,102 --> 00:30:57,798
OK, and had you...?
551
00:30:57,823 --> 00:30:59,407
Were you doing it last night?
552
00:31:01,232 --> 00:31:04,728
Yeah, but... No,
it's just cos the thing is
553
00:31:04,753 --> 00:31:07,537
it's really difficult for boys.
554
00:31:07,562 --> 00:31:09,207
They're not mind readers, babe.
555
00:31:10,432 --> 00:31:13,798
So, in future,
you just have to be really, really clear
556
00:31:13,823 --> 00:31:16,087
about what your dos and don'ts are, yeah?
557
00:31:20,873 --> 00:31:22,768
Yeah.
558
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,157
Oh, come here.
559
00:31:28,593 --> 00:31:30,488
Love you.
560
00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:31,698
Silly sausage.
561
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:35,898
Oi.
562
00:31:35,923 --> 00:31:36,923
Love you.
563
00:31:38,643 --> 00:31:39,698
Yeah.
564
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,008
Love you, too.
565
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:43,738
This programme contains violence and sexual
scenes which some viewers may find disturbing
566
00:33:06,732 --> 00:33:11,738
Hello again. Hi, Carroll! Not
got a drink? I've had a Fanta.
567
00:33:11,763 --> 00:33:13,138
I'm on these painkillers, so...
568
00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:16,098
Oh. Nothing serious, I hope.
No, just my knees.
569
00:33:18,402 --> 00:33:20,178
I'm a dancer.
See, I could have guessed that.
570
00:33:20,203 --> 00:33:22,218
You've got a dancer's deportment.
571
00:33:22,243 --> 00:33:24,497
Are you having a
nice time? Yes! Good.
572
00:33:26,013 --> 00:33:28,268
I like people to have a nice time.
573
00:33:28,293 --> 00:33:30,507
I can't have a nice time myself...
574
00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:35,858
...unless everyone else is, you know?
575
00:33:37,043 --> 00:33:40,707
I'm a pack animal. Yeah,
it's good having it on a Sunday.
576
00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:45,377
I never know what to do with
my Sundays. Oh, I love Sundays.
577
00:33:45,402 --> 00:33:49,788
People always get excited
about Friday nights but to my mind,
578
00:33:49,813 --> 00:33:51,707
Sunday is the sexiest day of the week
579
00:33:51,732 --> 00:33:56,098
because somewhere in the back
of your brain, it still feels wrong.
580
00:33:59,843 --> 00:34:02,348
How's the temperature? Oh.
581
00:34:07,453 --> 00:34:11,738
I've got a boyfriend. Lucky
boyfriend. What's his name? Michael.
582
00:34:13,293 --> 00:34:14,538
Does Michael have a big cock?
583
00:34:20,173 --> 00:34:21,173
Oh, no.
584
00:34:23,453 --> 00:34:27,948
Come along, young lady. I'll
follow you in. I just love the rain.
585
00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:33,018
See you later.
Bye.
586
00:34:35,763 --> 00:34:37,668
Come on, everyone. Inside.
587
00:35:01,053 --> 00:35:02,587
I'm glad you asked that question
588
00:35:02,612 --> 00:35:05,668
because I like using brand-new girls...
589
00:35:07,203 --> 00:35:08,507
You want a dab?
590
00:35:08,532 --> 00:35:12,998
...because when you use a brand-new girl,
she's fresh.
591
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,178
She hasn't yet learned that fatal word
592
00:35:17,203 --> 00:35:19,538
that you never want
to hear on a movie set...
593
00:35:19,563 --> 00:35:21,358
Can we just change this for a second?
594
00:35:21,383 --> 00:35:24,308
...and that is "no"... What time
are you expecting it to land, then?
595
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:25,868
"No" doesn't exist on Tom Pain's set.
596
00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:30,898
Aw!
597
00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:37,148
All right, cheers, keep you posted.
598
00:35:37,173 --> 00:35:40,538
At last! Captain jack Sparrow
graces us with her presence.
599
00:35:40,563 --> 00:35:41,717
I'm not stopping.
600
00:35:41,742 --> 00:35:46,028
It's all right, Tom's not coming.
He flies tonight. Oh, that's a shame.
601
00:35:47,742 --> 00:35:49,998
You're pissed off at me, I can tell.
602
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,868
Oh, my God, are you, like, psychic?
603
00:35:51,893 --> 00:35:55,188
I can't not work with everyone
you ever had a bad date with, jo-jo.
604
00:35:55,213 --> 00:35:59,148
It wasn't a bad date.
Anyway, it's not me, OK?
605
00:36:01,282 --> 00:36:04,637
They want me and Tom to breed,
transatlantic trade partnership.
606
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,587
I'm Prince Harry, he's Meghan Markle.
607
00:36:06,612 --> 00:36:09,668
Double the market,
double the money. Come on.
608
00:36:11,023 --> 00:36:13,438
You used to hate them as much as I do.
609
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,798
Jo, you're on every one of their sites.
610
00:36:15,823 --> 00:36:17,668
Yeah, because they nicked my content.
611
00:36:17,693 --> 00:36:20,387
They nicked your content
before they bought you.
612
00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:23,358
They did not nick my content.
613
00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:25,868
They're liars and they're
thieves and I know he's your mate,
614
00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:27,438
but Tom Pain is a fucking arsehole.
615
00:36:27,463 --> 00:36:29,158
I'm not shooting with him.
616
00:36:29,183 --> 00:36:31,798
Oh, no, of course not, sweetheart.
617
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,228
I'm sorry, really.
618
00:36:34,933 --> 00:36:37,358
But for what it's worth,
I think he's a bit misunderstood.
619
00:36:37,383 --> 00:36:38,628
It's a persona, it's not him.
620
00:36:38,653 --> 00:36:41,548
I just don't think that looking
at shit through a speculum
621
00:36:41,573 --> 00:36:44,108
is that sexy, personally.
Doesn't have to be sexy,
622
00:36:44,133 --> 00:36:46,798
it just has to be something
you've never seen before.
623
00:36:46,823 --> 00:36:51,517
By the way, we need to talk about
you doing an anal. This again?
624
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,517
I told you, no. Come on,
it's only one scene.
625
00:36:54,542 --> 00:36:56,467
What's so special about your arsehole?
626
00:36:56,492 --> 00:36:59,238
It's mine, and it's not for sale.
627
00:37:01,023 --> 00:37:03,668
You're looking gorgeous. I love ya.
628
00:37:03,693 --> 00:37:07,597
Listen, this new girl Amy,
I'm worried... She's fine.
629
00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:11,548
She's inside. Is she? Yeah.
They're all in there, babe.
630
00:37:11,573 --> 00:37:13,158
They don't care about Tom Pain,
631
00:37:13,183 --> 00:37:15,748
they're waiting for you,
didn't you know that?
632
00:37:15,773 --> 00:37:17,748
I don't know what's wrong with me.
633
00:37:17,773 --> 00:37:20,438
I just had this feeling something
awful was going to happen.
634
00:37:20,463 --> 00:37:23,668
Come on, come inside. Say hello.
But one drink, all right?
635
00:37:23,693 --> 00:37:25,548
Just a thimble.
636
00:37:27,653 --> 00:37:29,158
Hello, babies!
637
00:37:30,263 --> 00:37:34,597
I'm making espresso
martinis. Who wants one?
638
00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:49,438
When did this happen?
639
00:37:49,463 --> 00:37:53,828
Oh, it's fine,
just a little... setback.
640
00:37:53,853 --> 00:37:58,188
What is up with your eye?
It's nothing, baby.
641
00:37:58,213 --> 00:37:59,878
So what happened?
642
00:38:01,653 --> 00:38:04,908
I didn't think you wanted
to do the scene. It's fine.
643
00:38:06,853 --> 00:38:11,717
They paid me, like,
a grand and it was two hours.
644
00:38:11,742 --> 00:38:14,158
But your knees,
sweetheart. What about your dancing?
645
00:38:14,183 --> 00:38:15,438
I'm going to get a drink.
646
00:38:24,372 --> 00:38:25,548
You OK?
647
00:38:30,853 --> 00:38:34,727
She's on fucking crutches, Dave.
She wanted to do it.
648
00:38:34,752 --> 00:38:38,798
Carroll upped the money. It
was her first day. The fuck it was.
649
00:38:38,823 --> 00:38:44,678
Don't be soft. How do you know? Trust me,
I know.
650
00:38:44,703 --> 00:38:46,318
Because people don't do rosebud scenes
651
00:38:46,343 --> 00:38:47,548
on their first day on the job.
652
00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:52,088
Yeah. It just happened.
653
00:38:52,113 --> 00:38:56,158
Carroll's really excited.
Yeah, well...
654
00:38:56,183 --> 00:38:58,517
Anal prolapse,
that's very exciting, that is.
655
00:38:58,542 --> 00:39:00,838
Can I speak to you for a second, please?
656
00:39:02,933 --> 00:39:07,908
Right. I'm not fresh off the boat,
Dave, I get it, seriously.
657
00:39:07,933 --> 00:39:09,347
But when I first started...
658
00:39:09,372 --> 00:39:12,908
I know, darling. It was 2001
and storylines were still in fashion.
659
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:15,558
It was all satin sheets and candlelight
660
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:18,397
and everyone treating your
cunt like it was the Taj Mahal.
661
00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:22,758
Yeah, so if my arse had fallen out,
you would have called a doctor,
662
00:39:22,783 --> 00:39:24,119
not gone in for a bloody close-up.
663
00:39:24,143 --> 00:39:25,759
I was there, mate, in the good old clays,
664
00:39:25,783 --> 00:39:27,397
and you were a fucking train wreck.
665
00:39:27,422 --> 00:39:29,347
This isn't about me, this is about Amy.
666
00:39:29,372 --> 00:39:32,318
What are you jealous of her for?
She'll do six months, that'll be it.
667
00:39:32,343 --> 00:39:34,808
I'm not, that is not what this is about.
668
00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:37,808
Well,
I've got Carroll breathing down my neck
669
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,527
killing myself trying to find something
670
00:39:39,552 --> 00:39:40,758
we can get people to pay for
671
00:39:40,783 --> 00:39:43,038
when everybody wants everything for free.
672
00:39:44,372 --> 00:39:47,347
Fucking hell. This is a waste of MDMA.
673
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:54,597
If you're so worried about it,
I'll show you. Here.
674
00:40:00,193 --> 00:40:01,193
See for yourself.
675
00:40:03,663 --> 00:40:05,638
Action.
676
00:40:05,663 --> 00:40:09,558
Oh! Yeah, fuck me in the arse, Dr Simon.
677
00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:12,168
You want it,
you dirty little nurse, don't you?
678
00:40:12,193 --> 00:40:14,118
You OK?
679
00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:15,638
Oh!
680
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,663
You OK?
681
00:40:20,193 --> 00:40:21,318
Oh, yeah!
682
00:40:25,943 --> 00:40:26,943
Put it in her mouth.
683
00:40:35,023 --> 00:40:36,718
Dave...
684
00:40:36,743 --> 00:40:38,168
"YQU all right?
Sorry."
685
00:40:39,223 --> 00:40:40,477
It's not your fault.
686
00:40:46,023 --> 00:40:49,918
Happy now? Amy,
sweetheart... Fuck off, all right?
687
00:40:49,943 --> 00:40:52,198
Whoa! Easy.
Give her a hand.
688
00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:55,118
Oh, my God.
689
00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:58,663
That's it.
690
00:41:00,663 --> 00:41:02,248
Shh.
691
00:41:03,473 --> 00:41:06,168
She's not cut out for this.
She's fine.
692
00:41:06,193 --> 00:41:10,248
She's highly strung, that's all.
I should take her home with me.
693
00:41:10,273 --> 00:41:12,527
No, she's fine. Let her sleep it off.
694
00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:18,357
All right, tell her I'll be back
to get her in the morning, then.
695
00:41:18,382 --> 00:41:21,248
She's shooting with Tom tomorrow.
696
00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:22,448
No, she's not.
697
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:51,768
Oi. Love you.
698
00:42:32,512 --> 00:42:33,948
Oh, hey. This is a nice welcome.
699
00:42:33,973 --> 00:42:36,518
I figured you'd all still be in bed.
700
00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:44,948
I'm Tom Pain, honey. Oh, I'm Amy. I mean,
come in. Thank you so much.
701
00:42:47,262 --> 00:42:49,598
I'm like a vampire, you see, sweetheart.
702
00:42:49,623 --> 00:42:51,878
I have to wait to be
asked over the threshold.
703
00:42:53,303 --> 00:42:57,878
Are you the housekeeper?
No, just... Er...
704
00:42:57,903 --> 00:42:59,638
What time is it?
705
00:42:59,663 --> 00:43:03,958
Oh, it's a little after five. Looks
like I missed a great party.
706
00:43:07,873 --> 00:43:09,518
Do you want to go to sleep?
707
00:43:09,543 --> 00:43:13,928
No, that's all right, I slept on
the aeroplane. Anyway, I'm a lark.
708
00:43:13,953 --> 00:43:18,278
It'd be a sin to miss your
first sunrise in England.
709
00:43:18,303 --> 00:43:20,278
I never visited before, you know?
710
00:43:21,462 --> 00:43:24,487
No, no, I just need coffee and
a little breakfast and a shower
711
00:43:24,512 --> 00:43:26,158
and then I need to eat your pussy.
712
00:43:46,623 --> 00:43:49,288
Do you have eggs, sweetheart?
713
00:43:49,313 --> 00:43:51,518
L... don't know.
714
00:43:54,033 --> 00:43:55,033
You want to check?
715
00:45:15,113 --> 00:45:17,447
Y
716
00:45:17,472 --> 00:45:18,678
Aim
717
00:45:23,783 --> 00:45:28,208
Hushabye Mountain by Bobbie Gentry
718
00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:36,733
♪ A gentle breeze from Hushabye Mountain
719
00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:49,728
♪ Softly blows over Lullaby Bay
720
00:45:51,272 --> 00:45:58,858
♪ It fills the sails of
boats that are waiting
721
00:46:00,113 --> 00:46:06,968
♪ Waiting to sail your worries away
722
00:46:14,633 --> 00:46:22,447
♪ It isn't far to Hushabye Mountain
723
00:46:23,713 --> 00:46:30,858
♪ And your boat waits down by the quay
724
00:46:32,073 --> 00:46:39,888
♪ The winds of night so softly are sighing
725
00:46:41,142 --> 00:46:48,218
♪ Soon they will fly
your troubles to sea... ♪
726
00:46:48,243 --> 00:46:50,658
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