♪ Yesterday, when I was young
♪ So many lovely songs
♪ Were waiting to be sung ♪
Jo-Jo! Thank you, thank you. Alright. Alright. Alright.
Thank God. Where is she?
She's shut herself in my bathroom. She won't come out. Oh, God!
OK, Tom? Tom? Look at me. OK?
Jesus.
How long did the ambulance say?
You have called an ambulance, right?
The thing is, what exactly do we gain involving the authorities?
Kurt says he can handle it. WHISPERS: That kid? Yeah.
The dermatologist that you met in Faliraki who was struck off for shagging his patients?
Patient. Singular. WHISPERS: He needs to be in hospital!
Alright. OK. Then what? The police down here? All of us hauled in?
What did he do to her? What are you talking about? He's the one who got stabbed!
Oh, what, for no reason? Out of the blue, she just stabbed him?
But that's what I'm saying, we don't know, do we? She's a funny girl.
I'm thinking of her, actually, cos you get the police here, that's it.
That's ABH. She's looking at ten years. Jolene, don't! Please! I asked you to look after her.
Jolene, I'm begging you, please. Hello, yes. Can I have an ambulance, please? And the police?
Shit! HE SIGHS
HE SNIFFS
How are you, mate?
Oh. Looking good.
This is a backwards fucking country.
Yeah. Sorry.
KNOCK AT DOOR Amy, it's Jolene. Can I come in?
I brought you a hot chocolate.
SHE SNIFFS
Sorry. SHE SOBS
You don't need to apologise. I know exactly what he's like. What did he do to you?
Is Carroll upset with me? Amy, darling, what happened on that shoot?
Nothing. It was just really embarrassing. Do you think he'll get rid of it?
So gross! They should've taken you to a hospital.
I went after. I'm fine now. SIRENS WAIL
Is that the police?
Oh! Ooh! Alright. It's alright.
Deep breaths. Listen.
Do you wanna go for a wee-wee before we go down?
OK. Come on, then. Stand up. That's it.
Don't look! Sorry.
Oh, my God!
Sweetheart? It's gonna be OK. We're gonna get you a lawyer. Alright?
ENGINE STARTS AND SIREN WAILS
Don't tell them anything, OK?
The press will jump all over something like this.
Best put a bit of distance between her and us.
So you don't think this is connected to the fact that her arse fell out on set three days ago
and Dave carried on shooting? You've gotta let that go.
Dave did everything he was supposed to. I was there. Three times he asked her.
What, you were on set? Well, I was, I mean, yeah, technically.
But it was all above board. I'll show you the rest of the tape if you want.
I know you like the girl, but come on, she's as mad as a spoon. OK, yeah.
Yeah, what? Yeah, I would like to see the tape. Oh, fine. Just back me up, OK?
It's gonna be alright. Sir, could you... Oh.
PHONE BUZZES
Hi, babe. I can't really talk at the minute.
SIREN WAILS
Yeah. No. Yeah, I can handle that.
SCHOOL BELL RINGS
She's very sorry. Aren't you?
We all act without thinking sometimes. But Paulie is very upset.
Oh. Well, I'm sure he'll be alright.
Phoebe made public a sexually explicit video of him.
She's violated his privacy, she's violated the school code,
and I'm afraid we will have to suspend her.
OK. That's fine. I mean, she's done, anyway. We're just waiting on her results, so...
It'll go on her record.
And I'm afraid that we will have to relay that to the universities you've applied for. What?No.
No, hang on a second. Sorry. Cos that is not fair. No, don't get upset, baby.
It's one incident. There may be things at home which seem normal,
but in the outside world... Excuse me? ..there are different boundaries
and Phoebe has to understand... Phoebe? Phoebe, can you come and sit down, please?
DOOR CLOSES
OK. We're talking about my job, are we?
Cos I've always been honest with her. I've always said, "You want me to stop and I'll stop."
She knows that. She's 18.
How could that be her responsibility?
They may look like little adults, but they are children.
18 is not a child. I was working when I was 18.
I was bringing up Phoebe by myself when I was 18.
Their brains are plastic.
They know no reality except for the one that we give them.
This is my reality, alright?
I work in the only industry in the world where women get paid more than men.
I run my own business and I still get home at night in time to cook my kids' dinner.
And that's actually what you can't tolerate, isn't it?
That a working-class woman who left a shit school with two GCSEs gets paid three times your wages
doing something she loves, something she's really good at,
something that isn't sat behind a checkout scanning your shopping.
OK? Now, I am sorry, because, yes, I know, Phoebe's been a little shit. She has, and she knows that.
And believe me, she's gonna suffer for it. But I'm not gonna let you make me suffer
because you haven't been laid since 1986.
I am not a prude, I am just saying...
I know what you're just saying. You're saying that you disapprove.
But the thing is, I've been paying you 15 grand a year for the last six years,
which I think buys me the right to not give a toss what you approve of.
Do you know what Paulie's dad does for a living?
He makes bullets.
And you named a sports hall after him.
♪ 369, girls wanna drink wine Tell the man not to waste your time
Hey, Phoebe, don't worry, don't worry. It's just a car, right?
Do not let them see it's upset you.
♪ If the man don't dance, he's done Tell him move on, get the man gone
♪ Now can I get a coke with my rum? ♪
Little virgins!
Look, I know I'm not a normal mum. And you're obviously pissed off with me.
That's fine. I'd be pissed off at me, too. I just want you to have choices, OK, Phoebs?
More choices than I had.
Everything I do, that's why I do it, to give you choices.
Listen, I've told you. If you say to me you want me to stop, then you just have to tell me...
I want you to stop.
OK.
OK, well... PHONE BUZZES
Hello?
Yes, sweetheart.
OK. Alright, alright, alright. Listen, listen.
Listen, calm down. Alright, calm down, baby. Listen.
I'm gonna be there really soon. OK?
OK. Bye.
ENGINE REVS AND TYRES SCREECH
Hey! Where are we going?
We're going to the police station. They've charged her with ABH.
Arseholes!
Where are you staying tonight? Do you want me to call your boyfriend?
Er...
He's in Swansea today.
Yeah, he's gone over there to view a caravan.
And the flat's, like, the landlord's changed to locks.
Cos he's a bit, I mean, he's lovely, but he just smokes a lot of spice.
Sometimes he gaffer-tapes knives to his hands and attacks cars in the street.
Oh, my God! Amy! No, he's fine. He never attacks people, just cars.
I could call my social worker.
Excuse me, Amy. Sam Pike. Media correspondent with chewthebreeze.com.
Just wondering if I can grab a quote. Yeah, she's got no comment. Will you be offering a defence?
Was the attack provoked? Are you deaf or what?
I've got a statement here from Carroll Quinn, says that Amy has a history of mental instability
and drug abuse before her short career in porn.
That is because Mr Quinn is lying out of his arse about an innocent girl who was perfectly fine
before she started working for him. Wait for me by the car.
Tom Pain is a dangerous man. OK? But Carroll, he couldn't give a shit as long as it's making him money,
which I don't care, but I am not gonna let him ruin an innocent girl's life
because he's a lying fucking coward with no backbone.
Do you mind if I quote you on that? You can quote this.
Thanks. Big fan of your work, by the way. Oh, cheers, babe.
Don't worry. In you get, babe. HIP-HOP MUSIC
Here, give me them.
This is Amy. She's coming home with us. OK?
♪ I know a guy Who's tough but sweet...
WHISPERS: Where is she gonna stay? In Izzy's room.
Izzy's... She just stabbed someone. Yeah, babe, it was self defence.
Yeah, what did he do to her? She won't say. She's too scared.
She's a kid. She's got no family. Where's she supposed to go?
What's your favourite film? Cannibal Holocaust. Mine's The Devil Wears Prada.
Right, everybody, turn the TV off, please. Come and wash your hands for dinner.
Gabe, can you put the iPad in the drawer? HE SIGHS
Oh, I know. I'm so horrible!
Go and sit down.
WHISPERS: Are you alright, darling? Have you got everything you need?
"Wait by the car, babe. Tom Pain is a dangerous, dangerous man."
Shit!
Look at the roots!
And the patch. Oh, I look fucking mental!
No, no, no, no, no. I think you pull it off.
My God! HE LAUGHS
Hey. Don't worry about it.
You're doing it again, babe. What?
Stop looking for the camera.
Sorry.
RADIO PLAYS
Babe, this is crazy. It's on half a million views.
Shit! Oh, what?
The members area on the website's crashed.
Shut up! Seriously. It is completely overloaded.
There's some video of you... I know. I'm sorry. It'll blow over.
Where's all the posh yoghurts?
Sorry. Oh, don't be daft, it's just a yoghurt.
There's cereal, fruit, toast. What's up with your eye?
My mum gave me chlamydia. Phoebs, could you not?
Honestly, babe, this is mental.
Can I see it? No. No.
Right, do you wanna go on Good Morning Britain?
Too early. Yeah. BOTH: Fuck off, Piers!
Delete. Loose Women? No.
Come Dine With Me? I am not cooking for three people I don't know.
Ooh. This Morning. Phil and Holly or Ruth and Eamonn?
Er, Phil and Holly. No. The News Review?
Yeah, right. Can you imagine? Mrs Grey would shit herself.
I'm serious. They wanna do a panel about porn and how it affects stuff.
On The News Review? Yeah.
With me? Yeah.
Erm...
Well, I haven't really got anything to wear, have I?
You look really hot. Aw, thanks.
I was actually going for more like, erm...
Oh, what's the word? Like... credible.
Oh, right. Yeah, no, you look really credible.
TV PLAYS IN BACKGROUND
Jolene? Yeah.
Sorry, I didn't know... No, you're nice and early. That's what we like. I'm Cressida.
Oh. Right, let's get you through security.
THUNDER RUMBLES
Right, so you just make yourself comfy and I'll come back when they're ready for you.
Yes. Yes, I do think that's a very interesting point, Joan.
But speaking as the expert...
This is Jolene Dollar reporting live from The News Review.
God, everybody here is so serious.
It just makes me wanna be really... really...
naughty.
KNOCK AT DOOR
Right, ready for you now. Do you mind if I just pop this down the back of your blouse?
OK if I touch your back? Yeah, course.
"Going live in five, four, three..."
Tonight we're joined by Stella Maitland MP, who's leading a campaign
for age verification software,
Dr Joshua Ferrars professor of sexual cultures at the University of Swindon,
and Jolene Dollar, who has worked in the industry for 15 years
and knows more about it than the rest of us put together, I suspect.
Stella Maitland, you're campaigning for stronger online control of adult material.
Now, is this hysteria or is there a real crisis here?
Er, yeah, I think there is, Joan. I think there's a real crisis of health.
And actually, I also think, for a lot of young people
and some older people, too, it's a crisis of reality.
Porn is the misrepresentation of what sex is.
Yes, but I hope you're not suggesting that we subject fiction to the same demands as documentary.
I mean, for example, EastEnders is a misrepresentation of what it's like to own a pub.
Yeah, but I don't think owning a pub is one of the greatest expressions of what it is to behuman.
OK. If I could... And EastEnders is a soap opera.
And pornography is a fantasy genre. I'd like to bring Jolene Dollar in here.
Thank you, Joan. Well, I think you have a clarity about that, Dr Ferrars, that a lot of people lack.
I mean, a lot of young people, young men in particular,
they look at Jolene and they think that's what a woman's body is supposed to be able to do.
That's what a woman's body should look like.
The tan and the lips and the boobs. Oh, Stella, babe, I'm so glad you noticed.
I think we should get back to... No offence, but I find you about as sexy as a J-cloth,
but we're not here to talk about my personal... Well, you're not my cup of tea, either,
but I'm not about to start a campaign against middle-aged women dressed in Boden, am I?
So what we're saying is this isn't about pornography itself,
but about the evolution of pornography.
Yes. I think what we're all circling around here is Baudrillard's concept...
No, what we're circling around here is scene upon scene
where degradation, violence and hatred towards women is being sexualised.
And that might not be all porn, but it is a lot of porn.
Yeah, but you do have to look at it from the other end, Joan.
The thing is, what about when you have a woman kicking the shit out of a man's bollocks?
And do you... Do you do that?
Oh, baby, I love doing that. I think we need to focus more on...
You yourself have been speaking out about the failure to manage consent on set.
About the neglect of the wellbeing of performers. Oh, for fuck's sake!
I'd like to apologise to viewers for the use of language in this discussion.
I'm sorry. No, I am really, really sorry, Joan.
It's just the thing is that you don't seem to get
is that it isn't actually a failure. It's not an accident.
Carroll Quinn knows exactly what it is he is doing
when he ignores the fact that there is a young woman prolapsing on his set.
And what he's doing is he's continuing to try and make money
while the people that he works for rob him fucking blind!
I think we should perhaps... Right. So what you are saying
is that the pursuit of profit is in direct conflict to the policing of consent.
I don't even know what any of that means, Stella.
All I know is you cannot consent to your arse falling out.
If I could just... No! No! Porn is an invasion of reality! It's not real.
And it wants you to believe that it is. What do you mean it's not real?
I am real, Stella.
Ok? I am real. I am. I am real.
I'm a real person, Joan. Yes, you are. Are you alright, Jolene? Mm.
Oh, my God.
Do you know what?
I actually thought that this was gonna be fun.
But it is really boring.
I am bored.
I am really, really bored.
I am just...
SHE SCREAMS I'm alright!
I'm alright, Joan.
I'm alright.
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT I'm alright.
Jolene, sorry, Jolene, I just need to get that mic back. Sorry.
Oh, for fuck's sake! God!
SHE SIGHS
PHONE BUZZES
For fuck's sake, Abby. He's a fucking idiot.
I thought you were trying to mug me. Who? Owen.
I knew this would happen. I told you if you went on that panel it's an open invitation to the muck-rakers.
Well, what's happened? Your expenses. There's a phone contract you claimed for.
The tabloids, they've got hold of the fact that he's downloaded a bunch of porn
via the hotspot using data covered by your plan.
What, I've been hacked? Well, can they get... Can they get my photos?
They don't care about 5,000 pictures of your niece playing Tiny fucking Tim!
They care about the hardcore pornography your husband's watched on taxpayers' money!
Shit. Yeah.
Right, OK, er...
Oh, shit! What kind... What kind of stuff?
Don't worry. It's pretty vanilla. It's all lesbians with tattoos and little tits.
Nothing underage. No adult diapers.
You need to call him and tell him not to speak to anyone until he's been briefed. Dan's on standby.
It's three years of work down the fucking toilet!
Where are you going?
We're in the middle of a conversation.
Where to, love? Er, nowhere.
I mean, I just, I need a minute to...
Just keep the meter running. Oh, fuck!
SHE GASPS Oh, fuck!
Yep.
Yep. Right.
Right, yeah. CAR ENGINE STARTS
OK.
I'm not gonna lie, babe, it's gone a little bit viral.
Show me.
Oh, babe, seriously, just show me.
"I am bored."
CARTOON BOING
"Carroll Quinn knows exactly what it is he is doing when he ignores the fact that there is..."
Ohh.
Here you are. Drink that. Thank you.
Uh-uh. No? Uh-uh.
VIDEO CLIP PLAYS She's got such an amazing body.
"So it just really fits my form really well."
VIDEOPHONE RINGS
Hey, mate, look, she's just... Get her to come down.
No, she's feeling a bit peaky. Oh, I bet she is.
Jolene, get down here.
Jolene! DOOR CLOSES
Please, just don't start, alright? I've got a throbber.
I don't give a shit. How fucking dare you? What?
I've had four performers cancel on me already! What is your problem?
My problem is the fact that you were supposed to be looking after her. Don't be so fucking disingenuous!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry you had a bad date with Tom once! What?
Baby, it was not a date. OK? It was a business meeting.
And this has got nothing to do with that. When?
When I did the trip out to LA.
Yeah, and what happened? Nothing. It doesn't matter. I wanna see the tape, Carroll.
Dave's getting it.
You better sort this out, Jo. I'm serious. Cos you have fucked me.
And I never did anything to you except put up with you being two hours late for everything
and wipe the fucking bumps of coke out of your nose.
I'm sorry, I know it's shit being 35, but don't take it out on me!
I am not 35! I am 30!
Tell that to your passport! CAR DOOR CLOSES
RADIO BLARES
GEARBOX GRINDS
What? You never told me you met Tom Pain out there.
It was nothing.
ENGINE REVS
"Hey, Jolene, it's Teddy Bare here. I was wondering if you wanted to meet up ahead of our shoot.
"I'd love for us to have a chat."
♪ Who that is, huh?
♪ That girl is a tomboy That girl is a tomboy
♪ That girl is a tomboy Who that is, huh?
♪ That girl is a tomboy That girl is a tomboy, that girl
DANCE MUSIC
Hiya. Hey.
Did you want a drink, babe? It's alright, I bought my own.
Gary not joining us? I didn't think this conversation needed a director.
Oh, yeah. I like your style.
Stars in charge, yeah? Cheers.
Listen, you know I think you're really great. Oh, my God.
I think you are so great, too. Seriously. I am a massive fan.
Well, I'm a massive fan of you, too, and I'd love for us to shoot together one day.
Right.
Sorry, I thought that that was what we were doing...
No. Just... Since last night, I've been out with my people,
and we're kind of feeling that, actually, with everything you've got going on,
maybe now is not a super good time. Cos Carroll's a mate of mine
and I'm under massive pressure from Hayeswire.
And in terms of my brand... Yeah. Yeah, no.
Maybe when this it's all blown over, like, in a year...
Or maybe me and you could just go to the loos right now and have a fuck.
HE LAUGHS You're funny. No-one told me you was this funny.
THEY LAUGH
Another fucking one. Oh, don't. What now?
Barcelona shoot. SHE SIGHS
No! Why? Mm-hm.
They're not even under Hayeswire Yeah, but the company that owns them is.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck! That's another two grand, Rich.
HE SIGHS Look, could you not just... What? ..take it back?
I don't wanna take it back. It's true.
Well, you could always think about doing some providing, I suppose.
I don't wanna do that. Would you be happy me doing that?
A lot of the other girls do it and it doesn't seem that different from what you have been doing.
I choose, babe. That's the difference, OK? I choose. I've always chosen. Do you get me?
They don't choose me. I'm not an escort, Rich. Do you get it?
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. No, course. Just...
Just a suggestion, that's all. It's not a big deal.
Oldest profession in the world, innit?
The only chance we have is to deny any knowledge,
say that Owen's got a problem but he's getting treatment.
Treatment for what? Wanking? Seriously?
Meanwhile she's the unfuckable old hag whose husband masturbates behind her back. They're mine.
What? They're mine. The films are mine.
Right. Right. So it was research, then, for the campaign.
No. They were for... personal use.
This is suddenly very awkward. But no-one needs to know that. Right?
We say it was research. No, no, I don't want a strategy.
I don't wanna try and weasel out of it. I'm gonna go and see the boys in the morning.
I'm gonna be honest, tell them it was an honest mistake. Oh, God!
And ask them to stand behind me because, actually...
I think what the public want from a representative is reality.
I mean, that's what the story is here.
I mean, I'm a real, living, breathing, sexual human being.
And like all living, breathing, real, sexual human beings,
I sometimes, well, quite often, actually,
enjoy watching... erm...
DOOR CLOSES
Well, that backfired, didn't it? SHE SIGHS
Oh, for God's sake.
That is such a good costume.
Where did you get it from? Did Jolene make it for you? Don't know.
Your mum.
She's not Jolene. What's her name, then? Hayley.
Didn't you know your mum had two names?
Give!
That's her grown-up name.
You can't know it cos you're not a grown-up!
I am. Oh?
OK, then.
That's it. Now you know it now, don't you?
You don't believe me, just look it up on the computer. You can have that.
MUSIC: "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie" by Baccara
♪ Mister
♪ Your eyes are full of hesitation ♪
Oi, Phoebs!
What? Have you spoken to Paulie yet?
I've texted him loads.
He never replies.
Why don't you go and see him? Apologise in person and then he'll know you're really sorry.
♪ I'm a sensation
♪ You try me once You'll beg for more
♪ Oh
♪ Yes, sir, I can boogie
♪ But I need a certain song ♪
Do you fancy going out tomorrow night?
Izzy and Gabe have both got sleepovers.
Will you do the thing?
Please?
Yeah. PHONE BUZZES
PHONE RINGS
"What the fuck?" What? "Don't withhold kisses from me."
It's pathetic, babe.
I get that Dave's your boyfriend, but you and I both know what happened to that girl was wrong.
I know that you're really good at making everything about you.
You were never this bothered when I got paid less than you
or when White Dick wouldn't shoot with me, so it's great that you're suddenly a sister,
but I've got, like, limited shits to give
because some light-skinned girl's got a faulty arsehole.
WHISTLE BLOWS
What happened to your eye?
Nothing. Just... walked into the door.
Don't joke. It's not funny.
Sorry. I'm just a bit...
I just wanted to apologise. Yeah.
Sure.
It was really out of order. I do know that.
But I thought it was real... between us.
Even my brother said I was so stupid
for letting you have pictures in the first place, but...
it literally never occurred to me that I couldn't trust you.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't think I can trust anybody, so...
Anyway, I was just wondering if...
Cos I know what I did was really shit.
Even if it's after a couple of months,
if you'd like to go, just as... Yeah. I...
I don't think so.
Yeah. No, of course. Sorry.
It's totally fine. Because... even without all of this,
in a few months, you'll be going to Liverpool and...
if I get into Oxford, then... You're definitely getting in.
Yeah, I dunno.
Anyway, I... I better...
Yeah. Totally.
See ya.
DOOR OPENS
No, stay away from me. Do not... Do not... Nurse! Nurse!
It's alright. I just came to apologise. You stabbed me! I know.
SHE SIGHS
I am really sorry.
HE SIGHS
Are you OK?
No. No, I am not fucking...
When they were fixing me up, they found a...
They found a tumour. On my pancreas. It's...
It's aggressive, but... they caught it early, so they...
They said I have a good shot.
The doctor said I should be grateful to whoever did this to me.
HE SOBS
Look at these fucking cadavers!
HE SOBS
I brought you some grapes. I can't eat them.
The anaesthetic. HE SOBS
Shall I eat one for you, then?
Yeah. OK.
HE SOBS
Don't be scared.
You'll be fine.
You saved my life, you crazy cunt.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh!
Oh, yeah. Ohh!
BIRDS TWEET
DOORBELL RINGS Oh, God.
HE COUGHS
What? What is all this?
A feminist group from the local sixth form got my address. HE COUGHS
Right. In. Go on.
Oh, Jo-Jo...
HE BLOWS HIS NOSE
I am sorry.
It's just... whatever you think happened on set, whatever she says about it,
it was a big deal for her. And Tom Pain?
I mean, the Dave and Carroll I know, they'd never take his side over that of a scared 18-year-old girl.
I know. But he's a mate, Jo-Jo, and she fucking stabbed him.
I know you think he's a bit of a wanker, but he's not a criminal. A bit of a wanker?
Hayeswire are freaking out,
talking about cancelling my distribution deal. Why would they do that?
Cos they're trying to get more mainstream investment and you've made me look like Fred fucking West.
You've gotta take it back. I'm fucked otherwise.
Not until I see the rest of that tape.
No, you can't. It's gone.
What do you mean it's gone? Dave can't find it. He's looked everywhere.
The file's vanished.
Now, please, Jo-Jo,
as a mate.
Please?
I'll think about it.
HE COUGHS
Oh.
Is it not too hot? No, it's lovely.
Boys, do we want this pizza or not? THEY LAUGH
OK, boys, ten minutes, yeah?
This is my pizza. You're not getting any of it. It's mine!
Mm!
I want teeth done by the time I come up there, alright?
Gabe? Gabe, listen!
Do you wanna get another bottle?
Yeah, go on.
WOMAN PANTS AND MOANS
I'm just gonna pop to the post box. I won't be a minute.
MUFFLED SCREAMS
SHE PANTS
SHE MOANS
Sorry. Sorry, babe.
It's alright. What's the matter? I don't know, it's just...
It's not really my thing, is it?
It's hard to do something you didn't really wanna do in the first place when the other person's like...
not, like, responding. Oh, no, I was, babe. It was just taking me a minute but I was really enjoying it.
No, you weren't. I was! Come on.
What? It's like the Sahara Desert down there. Oh, nice!
Alright, so you're pissed off now. No, I'm not pissed off.
Can we not do this, please?
Two days of you saying you're not pissed off until finally you admit that you are in fact pissed off.
Can we just skip that whole bit, cos it is really fucking boring.
I'm sorry I'm boring. I said it's boring, I didn't say you're boring.
I'm sorry that it's boring having everything paid for.
You love your job, stop acting like it's a sacrifice. Why don't you get a job?
I've got a job. Looking after your kids. Our kids, not my kids.
And you're not doing me a favour every single time you plait Izzy's hair.
That's not like some superhuman thing to do, Rich.
You don't do anything. You haven't worked a day in your life.
What, so your Twitter, that just does itself, does it? For fuck's sake!
Uploading all the customs, the booking, the VAT, all the shit that you don't wanna do.
I don't fancy you, Rich.
You're being really fucking spiteful tonight, do you know that?
I love you.
But you touch me and I think, "Alright, 20 minutes and it'll be done."
Not because it's horrible.
Just because I don't feel anything.
Babe?
Where are you going? We're talking.
No, we're not talking. I'm done fucking talking. I'm going to Sarah's.
Oh, what, so you're gonna leave, are you? Just like that?
No, not just like that!
I've had years of your shit, darling!
Banging on about how real you are, how down-to-earth, when really... you're fake.
You're a fake person, Hayley.
You don't do anything unless you've got an audience.
And that's the truth. That's the real you.
Well, fuck off, then.
I am fucking off. Yeah? Do it quicker.
And by the way, it's farming, actually.
The oldest profession in the world is farming!
Oh, Jesus.
I thought you were out. Sorry. Period pains.
Tom dropped the charges.
That's great. How come?
You're out of Mr Kiplings.
VIDEOPHONE RINGS
I'm sorry, we had to bring him back. They're both in a complete state.
I think they was on a porn site.
Dad? Haven't you got parental controls?
Dad? This is not my fault.
What's normal in your house isn't normal in everyone else's.
Dad? DOOR SHUTS
Gabriel? Baby, what's happening? Where's Dad?
He's gone to Auntie Sarah's for a little while, baby, that's all. Come here.
I don't want you! I want Daddy!
HE SOBS
Shh! HE SOBS
Hayley Burrows? Yeah?
Harriet Nagle. I'm representing Carroll Quinn.
What do you mean representing him?
You've made defamatory statements about my client,
accusing him of gross negligence and allowing criminal acts to take place.
Naturally, this is affecting his business and his reputation,
and unless you can issue a public retraction, we're gonna have to take it to court.
What do you want me to do, say I was lying? Who's gonna believe that?
You're a very gifted performer, Hayley. But, I mean, perhaps you could hint at a drug problem.
Or drink? Drink's probably more credible.
And perhaps we can help make that a bit easier for you.
Yeah? How much? Hayeswire have very deep pockets.
And they care very much about the good name of their partners.
They feel very strongly that it's not acceptable for a good man to be dragged through the mud
because an attention-seeking liar decides to fake moral outrage
for the purpose of furthering her own career.
Oi. I get enough attention.
And I'm not faking anything.
I'll see you in court, darling.
TROLLEYS CLATTER
You've got my fucking pound!
SHE PANTS
SHE SIGHS
TYRES SCREECH
MUSIC: "I Ain't Gonna Cry No More" by Timi Yuro
♪ No more
♪ I ain't gonna cry no more
♪ No use begging
♪ I ain't coming back to you
♪ Somebody else
♪ Has already taken your place
♪ And you'll never hurt me again
♪ Like you did before
♪ I ain't gonna cry no more
♪ Oh, ain't gonna cry no more
♪ I ain't gonna cry no more ♪
Subtitles by Red Bee Media