1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,960 MUSIC: Stayin' Alive by Tropical Fuck Storm 2 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,000 SHE MOANS LOUDLY 3 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,920 MOANING CONTINUES 4 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:28,160 SHE PANTS, MOANING SUBSIDES 5 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,160 ♪ Whether you're a brother or whether you're a lover 6 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,400 ♪ You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive 7 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,600 ♪ Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking 8 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,680 ♪ We're stayin' alive Stayin' alive 9 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,200 ♪ Hah hah hah hah 10 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,320 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive 11 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,360 ♪ Hah hah hah hah 12 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:52,200 ♪ Stayin' alive... ♪ 13 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,080 CAR HONKS HORN 14 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,760 ♪ Life's going nowhere 15 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,520 ♪ Somebody help me 16 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,960 ♪ Somebody help me, yeah 17 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,080 ♪ I'm going nowhere...♪ 18 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,840 Why does she do this to me? 19 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,760 How we doing? 20 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,840 I'm so sorry. You're like the sexiest woman in the world to me. 21 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,200 I literally wank over you every night. I dunno what's... 22 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,280 Don't you inject? All right, lovely! 23 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,280 ♪ It's all right It's OK 24 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,320 ♪ You may look the other way 25 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,400 ♪ We can try To understand...♪ 26 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,080 Neil... Lee. 27 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,640 Just, er...take a minute, eh? Sort yourself out. 28 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,600 Sabs, go and get a bite to eat or something. SHE SIGHS 29 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,080 Hello, baby! 30 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,440 Hi, babes. 31 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,200 Mwah! 32 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,320 Are you finished? 33 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,560 He don't inject. 34 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,920 Fuck sake. Do you know what I mean, though? 35 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,800 Late again, Jo. I got a flat tyre! 36 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,040 Oh, of course you did. 37 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,280 Well, go on. I wanna be ready in 15. 38 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,000 Jesus' nads! 39 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,040 She used to work in Pret A Manger. Makes you think, doesn't it? 40 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,680 Oi, love you. 41 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,800 Love you too, darling. Now, stir those stubs. 42 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,520 What's that, mate? Wet string? 43 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,520 SABS COUGHS Is your chest still bad, babe? 44 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,880 Ugh, a bit. Dave made me soup. Aww. 45 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,320 Jo, this is Amy. 46 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,520 She wanted to say hello. 47 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,480 Hi, sweetheart. Oh. 48 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,080 I like your top. Where's that from? 49 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,000 Aw, is it...River Island. I dunno. 50 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,560 It's nice. It really suits you. 51 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,800 You. 52 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,000 You take two of these now. 53 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,400 Two in four hours. 54 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,360 When you get home, boil the kettle, towel over your head, 55 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,640 a drop of Olbus Oil, spoonful of honey and an early night. OK? 56 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:54,680 OK. Promise me? 57 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,040 I said OK! 58 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,520 She loves me really. 59 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,520 I can't help it, I'm a mummy. 60 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,840 Amy's shooting with you later. 61 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,720 She's, like, two hours early. Aww! 62 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,600 Have you ever shot with Bang Cherry before? 63 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,080 She's never shot with anyone before. Oh. 64 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,120 Oh, you'll be great. 65 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,400 Did you want a coffee? 66 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,200 No, thanks. I've got this. 67 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,280 What's that? Hot chocolate with hazelnut syrup. 68 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,160 Oh, very good. All the food groups. 69 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,800 AMY LAUGHS I like sweet things. 70 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,800 Sabs...can you please just give the poor bastard a hand? 71 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,680 So we can all get home before midnight. 72 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,640 SABS GROANS LOUDLY Good luck! 73 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,680 Sabs, sorry about this, babe... 74 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,760 Sorry! AMY CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 75 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:30,960 Staring. Sorry. 76 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,360 It's just my boyfriend worships you. 77 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,800 Aww! 78 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,360 So, this is your first shoot, is it? Yeah. 79 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,880 I'm a dancer. I was in Spice Up Your Life. 80 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,080 It's a Spice Girls tribute band. 81 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,640 I was playing Scary but it's just so weird, 82 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,600 cos I'm so much more of a Baby. 83 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,320 Right. Yeah, that is weird. 84 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,000 Yeah. But I wanna get more into, like, choreography, because... 85 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,800 ..as a dancer, your career ends basically when you're, like, 35. 86 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,120 Right, yeah. Same here! 87 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,920 THEY LAUGH 88 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,240 So, how come you wanted to get into this, then? 89 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,520 Tore a meniscus, haven't I? 90 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,120 Have you? Yeah. 91 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,000 I won't have to do kneeling, will I? 92 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,400 I can go on all fours. 93 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,480 I just can't put my weight on this knee, 94 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,200 cos then it'll set the physio back... Sorry. 95 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,400 SHE LAUGHS Sorry, it's just... 96 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,000 I can't believe this. 97 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,040 You're Jolene Dollar. 98 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,320 I wasn't just saying that. 99 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,560 I actually... I can't kneel. 100 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,080 Oh, no. Of course. 101 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,760 I love sex. 102 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,640 Who'd you have to fuck to get a cuppa tea round here? 103 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,720 Well, that is a good place to start. 104 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,520 What it is, we got the planning permission, 105 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,000 but because the work's taking so long, 106 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,720 the neighbours have built this...like...conservatory. 107 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,600 Oh, so they were overlooked, were they? 108 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,880 Yeah, we'd to take the whole Velux out and move it again. Did you? 109 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,280 Yeah, it was a nightmare. 110 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,520 THINKS: Do the whites tonight, colours in the morning, 111 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,320 hang them out before the school run, 112 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,320 get that mince out the freezer for tonight, iron Phoebe's shirts. 113 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,800 Mind your backs, then. Watch yourself. 114 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,240 MUSIC: Mommy Complex by Peaches 115 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,000 ♪ Hush now baby Don't you stress...♪ 116 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,880 Turn over. 117 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,080 And...action. 118 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,720 ♪ I'm gonna fill your mommy complex... ♪ 119 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,680 JO MOANING THROUGHOUT 120 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,720 Ooh, yeah. 121 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,520 My account number? 122 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,480 HE PANTS RHYTHMICALLY 894463. 123 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,520 TABLE SLAMMING 12th of April 1985. 124 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,640 Zanzibar. 125 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,520 What's the pop shot? 126 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,840 Facial. 127 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,520 Still rolling. 128 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,200 All right. Go for it, mate. 129 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,960 DESK SLAMS FASTER, PANTS FASTER 130 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,720 Aw, you're a star. 131 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,880 SHE SWIRLS WATER 132 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,720 Your tits look so good today, Nads! 133 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,080 JO GROANS Yeah, all right. 134 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,120 Well done, babe. 135 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,400 Aw, cheers. Oh. 136 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,440 Are you happy? 137 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,680 Now, there's a question. 138 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,000 You met Amy? WOMAN MOANING FROM PHONE 139 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,040 I did. She can't kneel. 140 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,880 She has to kneel. It's the key shot. 141 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,680 Well, she can't. So don't make her. 142 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,520 You coming to Carroll's on Sunday? 143 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,080 No. 144 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,880 Sunday's family day. Bring 'em. 145 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,240 He's got some American talent over. Wants to impress them. 146 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,920 He said you were mandatory. 147 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,000 LAUGHING: Oh. 148 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,880 So you're not asking me, you're telling me. 149 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,040 Who is it? 150 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,120 Tom Pain. 151 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,640 You know him? 152 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,240 No. 153 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,240 No, I don't know him. I've met him... 154 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,480 ..I don't know him. Why's he coming over? 155 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,520 Well, Carroll's mates with him, isn't he? 156 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,680 And Tom's with Hazewire, same as Carroll. 157 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,240 Hazewire want them to shoot some content together. 158 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,640 Vertical integration, innit? 159 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,160 Are you all right? 160 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,320 No, just... 161 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,120 ..I didn't think that Carroll would be mates with someone like Tom. 162 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,760 You know he vomits in girls' mouths? 163 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,280 He dresses them up as little girls 164 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,360 and puts braces on... Yeah, they look young. 165 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,440 Yeah, they LOOK about 11. 166 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,000 They're meant to look about 11. 167 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,200 Some of them actually say, "I am 11." 168 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,440 He's on my No List. Yeah. 169 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,440 Well, I think I got that. 170 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:10,680 Dave, we're ready for you. 171 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,960 FAINT MOANING FROM PHONE 172 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,960 HE GRUNTS 173 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,960 MUSIC: Kiss Me, Honey Honey, Kiss Me by Shirley Bassey 174 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,200 Aww, no joy? 175 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:25,080 WOMAN CLIMAXING ON PHONE, HE SIGHS 176 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,640 Right, slip these down for me, 177 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,480 cos you don't want marks before we shoot. 178 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,560 And is your mascara waterproof, yeah? Mm-hmm. 179 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,040 So, I've been thinking about my name. 180 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,440 Yeah? Close your eyes. 181 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,120 Yeah, um... SHE GIGGLES 182 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,400 I was thinking... 183 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,920 ..Hailey something? 184 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,240 Just cos when I was little, I always wanted to be called Hailey. 185 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,080 Just... I love that name. 186 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,960 That's my real name. Is it?! Yeah. 187 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,440 Oh, my God... Close your eyes. 188 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,160 HUSHED: Sorry, but how old are you? 189 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,160 33. 190 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:57,680 Thank God for Botox. 191 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,840 But you don't need to worry about all that. 192 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,080 I didn't start till I was about 24, 25. 193 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,560 The last home I was in, one of the workers had so much Botox 194 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,120 the younger kids just, like, freaked out whenever she was on-duty. 195 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,960 Right, we're ready to start soft-core stills. 196 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,800 Er, Amy, we'll start with you first. 197 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,440 Oh. Good luck, baby. 198 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,360 ♪ Just settle down and let me teach you how 199 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:26,440 ♪ Closer closer now 200 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:30,680 ♪ Kiss me honey honey kiss me... ♪ 201 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,920 DAVE: OK. Where's stepmum? 202 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,120 Jo! 203 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,120 ♪ Don't care even if I blow my top 204 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,680 ♪ But honey honey 205 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,600 ♪ Uh-huh? Don't stop. 206 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,640 ♪ Never stop. ♪ 207 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,240 Did you consent to everything that happened 208 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,640 during the shoot today? Yes. Yes. 209 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,200 Were you hurt in any way during the shoot? No. No. 210 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,600 Did you feel like you were raped during the shoot? No. No! AMY GIGGLES 211 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,040 Sorry. It's all right. 212 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,960 CONTINUES LAUGHING They have to ask. 213 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS 214 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,680 Oh, my God... 215 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,120 Thank you so much! 216 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,760 Seriously, that was like... You were brilliant. 217 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 AMY SQUEALS EXCITEDLY 218 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,680 BLOWS KISS 219 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,040 SHE YAWNS 220 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,920 TAP RUNNING 221 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,400 Least you got it in the end. 222 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,560 Took 40 minutes to come. That's just rude. 223 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,960 I can look for someone. 224 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,200 Hey, baby. What's up? 225 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,000 We've got another scene to shoot. 226 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:16,280 Chantelle's just rung. Some shit about her Fallopian tubes bursting. 227 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,040 I thought Amy might want a go. 228 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,240 But she's not sure. 229 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,280 What's the scene? 230 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,720 It's her first day, mate. 231 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:34,840 I know, I know. 232 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,560 I mean, if you don't fancy it, it's totally... I mean... 233 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,080 Nobody's gonna hold it against you. 234 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,280 Can you guys just give us a second? 235 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,000 Meet you in the car, babe. 236 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,680 See ya later. Bye, baby. 237 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,440 Dave meant that, you know? 238 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,600 They're all sound. No-one's gonna be cross if you don't wanna do it. 239 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,280 AMY SIGHS Uhh... 240 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,440 ..how much d'you get for it? 241 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,880 Well, you...have to factor in depreciation. 242 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,760 First time you do it you get extra. 243 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,000 And after that it's just your flat day rate. What do you get? 244 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,360 I don't do it. 245 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,880 I mean, I do. I do it, but I don't... 246 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,360 I won't do it on camera. 247 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,280 It's different when I started, though. 248 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,000 Long-term, now when you're starting out, you don't have to do it. 249 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,920 But it is gonna limit your career, so... 250 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,880 And if you do do it, you have to make sure 251 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,880 you get as much money as you can 252 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,280 because you won't get that again. 253 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,440 And once you've done it that's it. 254 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,360 It's like McDonald's. Once it's on the menu, it's not coming off. 255 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,400 And you will need an enema. 256 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,600 And a little drink, probably. To relax you. 257 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,960 D'you think... 258 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,520 Could you stay for a bit? 259 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:48,200 Aw, don't be daft. The guys'll take care of you. Who's the scene with? 260 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,000 Um... Nads? Who's the scene with? 261 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,680 Uhh, Simon. 262 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,120 Simon Craig? 263 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,320 Simon... Hairy Simon. 264 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,920 Oh. Oh, well, that's good, cos he's lovely. 265 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,120 And he's big, but he's not, like, really big. 266 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,960 Be like doing it with your boyfriend. 267 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,320 You have done it with your boyfriend? 268 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:11,720 Uhh... I mean, we've done a lot of stuff. Just not...that. 269 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,840 I don't have a thing about it. Just, my mate, Danielle, 270 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,920 she says it's an exit, not an entrance. 271 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,960 THUNDER RUMBLES 272 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,760 She doesn't wanna do it, mate. 273 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,360 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 274 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,640 Carroll's gonna fucking flay me. I can't even... 275 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,920 Listen, I would help you out... No, I know. 276 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,960 Anyway, it's Doctor Simon's TEEN Anal Violation Show 277 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,360 we need, you know? Sure. 278 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,880 Greener banana. Yeah, no, I got it. Cheers for that. 279 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:43,040 DOG YELPS I told him not to bring that fucking thing on set. 280 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,400 Hey, sorry I'm late. All right, Si? 281 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,280 Oh, she's gorgeous. Yeah. 282 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,560 Oh, sorry, are you allergic? Nah, it's hay fever. 283 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,880 HORN HONKS I'm coming! 284 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,200 Dave? Do not talk her into it, OK? 285 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,520 Not on her first day. Yeah, no, of course. 286 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,360 I get it. 287 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,720 She doesn't wanna do it. 288 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,120 Where are you two going? 289 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,200 Shopping. 290 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,160 SIMON WHISPERS TO DOG 291 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,120 RADIO: Snack by Ms Banks 292 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,200 JO SIGHS 293 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,520 You all right? 294 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,160 Yeah. 295 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,320 ♪ Niggas wanna stick to the kid like tack 296 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,600 ♪ Flow like water and you know I spit crack 297 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,960 ♪ And you like the way I make it up like that? 298 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,400 ♪ Like that Nothing that you can't have. ♪ 299 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,280 Off! 300 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,840 Wash your hands. Dinner. 301 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,440 I did my Father Christmas letter. It's June, Iz! 302 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,520 Phoebs, I did say no phones at the tables. 303 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,560 Gabe, can you turn it off please, darling? 304 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,680 Can I stay at Angel's tonight? Her mum's away. 305 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,920 Yeah. But bed by 11. 306 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,920 Go wash your hands. Want me to get the washing off the line? 307 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,640 That's all right, I can do it. You get off. Don't forget. 308 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,560 It's supposed to rain. I won't forget. 309 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,280 Kids, say bye to Nanny. Bye, Nan. 310 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,520 Thanks, sweetheart. 311 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,960 Hey. You all right? 312 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,920 Gabe, not at the table, mate. You know that. 313 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,040 All right, Angel? Didn't know you were here. Hi. 314 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,600 I'm gonna take mine upstairs if that's all right, darling? 315 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,720 I'll put a shift in on your Twitter. All right. See you tomorrow. 316 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,840 Thanks, Mum. 317 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,720 Oh...and the, er...the foot guy... 318 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,400 ..emailed again. He's getting a bit impatient now. 319 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,880 I know. OK. 320 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,680 Hayley, I said I'm not eating carbs. 321 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,560 OK. Well, then you can eat pesto out of a jar, babe, 322 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,720 because I'm not cooking two meals of an evening. 323 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,920 Oh, and I have got a bone to pick with you, actually. 324 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,720 I was running round like a blue-arsed fly 325 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,080 for half an hour this morning, 326 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,280 trying to find my fake lashes. And where were they? 327 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,400 You'd already worn them. 328 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,240 Excuse me, they are 6.50 a pop. 329 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,080 I don't just wear them once and then throw them away, you know. 330 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,600 Gabe, I said, turn it off. GABE MOANS 331 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,280 Angel's mum came to the school today. 332 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,720 Did a talk about writing Dress To Kill. 333 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,440 She won't let us even watch it. 334 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,400 Well, I did hear that it's very good. 335 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,400 It's just I don't really like the violence. 336 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,520 Iz, can you cut it out and eat your dinner? 337 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,160 It's not even that violent. 338 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,200 Oh, right. Well... I only saw the bit 339 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,360 where they make the suit out of the model's skin, so... 340 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,760 ..maybe I got the wrong idea. 341 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,560 Did you want cheese, Angel? 342 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,640 Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? 343 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,560 He's so out of your league. You know that, right? 344 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:35,040 SHE SIGHS My feet hurt so much. 345 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,280 I need to take my shoes off. 346 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,680 Being an air stewardess, I'm on my feet all day. 347 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:49,000 SHE SNIFFS Oh, my God, they're so smelly! 348 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,280 They really stink. 349 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,400 He wants you to put it in your mouth. 350 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,800 Hmm. 351 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,280 Mum? Fuck. KNOCK ON DOOR 352 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,920 Mum! What is it, darling? 353 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,960 I think I've got worms again. 354 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,640 Is it little white things? 355 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,400 Yeah. In your poo? 356 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,680 Yes. Yeah, that's worms. 357 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,160 Go and wash your hands. I'll be down in a minute. 358 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,600 OK, do you want to just do the sign-off? 359 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,480 And then you can pick up the rest in the morning. Yep. OK? 360 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,600 Ready? 361 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,000 Action. 362 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,000 I hope you enjoyed watching this. 363 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,240 I really enjoyed making it. 364 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,400 Say his name. You've gotta say his name. 365 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,760 I hope you enjoyed watching this. 366 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,240 I really enjoyed making it, Gary. Glenn. 367 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,240 Mum! For fuck's sake. KNOCKING ON DOOR 368 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,640 Don't they worry about you finding out, though? 369 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,840 She knows I know. 370 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,600 She told me when I was 11, but I already knew anyway. 371 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,200 I mean, they all fit really well. 372 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,240 At school, people are all wankers. 373 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,840 Just have to laugh. It's all right if you laugh. 374 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,720 We wouldn't be able to afford to go to our school otherwise. 375 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,720 Do you watch porn, then? 376 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,320 Yeah. 377 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,920 Well, I mean, a bit. 378 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,240 Come round and press X to tackle this guy. 379 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,280 COMPUTER CHARACTER GROANS 380 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,600 What's up? You got hay fever? 381 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:29,320 I think it's conjunctivitis. One of Izzy's mates has got it. 382 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,040 I've seen Phoebe's itching, too. 383 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,040 Oh, should probably get to the doctor, then. 384 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,440 Hm. Yeah? 385 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,400 So, why do you watch porn, then? 386 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,600 OK, well... 387 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,960 If I tell you, do you promise you're not gonna... 388 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,680 ..you know, like, judge me? 389 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,080 OK, well, basically... 390 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,880 HE SIGHS 391 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,720 ..it's really hard for me to say, 392 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,440 but I just really... 393 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,840 ..enjoy wanking. 394 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,200 It feels good to finally say it. Moron. 395 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,880 Your cute little face. 396 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,240 So small, I just wanna... 397 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,200 Would you still fancy me if I looked like this? 398 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,240 Yes. 399 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,400 Say, "Sausages." 400 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,520 Sausages. 401 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,600 THEY GIGGLE 402 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,400 It's fine. 403 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,640 It's all right. You're tired. 404 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,520 Just lie down. 405 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,680 Take your knickers off. 406 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,480 So when I was 14, this game started at school, 407 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,160 Who could snap my bra. 408 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,520 It went on for ages. 409 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,040 One day, I just lost it. 410 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,800 It was Shaun Feeney. 411 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,280 I chucked a chair at him. 412 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,320 RICH LAUGHS 413 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,200 I walked out and went up the park. 414 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,200 I was sat on this bench for ages. 415 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,480 Then this bloke came and sat next to me. 416 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,280 I could feel him looking at me. 417 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,880 So I looked at him 418 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,240 and he grinned. 419 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,640 And he had his cock out. 420 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,160 Just, like, lying in his News Of The World. 421 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,040 Anyway, I ran home to Mrs Owens next door, 422 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,960 cos Mum was, you know, 423 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 out of it. 424 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,600 And I told her 425 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,960 and she laughed. 426 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,760 And she said to me, 427 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,600 "One day, Hayley, you won't be 14 years old. 428 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,920 "And teenage boys won't care about you. 429 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,440 "And builders won't whistle. 430 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,640 "And dirty old men won't even look at you. 431 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,120 "And when that day comes, do you know how you'll feel?" 432 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,920 She said... 433 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,640 .."You'll feel like a fucking ghost." 434 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,960 You're gorgeous, babe. You know you are. 435 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,360 Where's this coming from? 436 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,960 I dunno. 437 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,160 RICH SIGHS 438 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,480 This new girl, Rich. I shouldn't have left her. 439 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,640 She just made me feel so fucking old. 440 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,080 RICH LAUGHS 441 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,560 All right. 442 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,280 OK, you're knackered. 443 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,360 Get some sleep. 444 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,280 Shit, did you hang Izzy's Airtex out? 445 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,480 Yeah. 446 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,840 Thank you. 447 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,360 You're a life saver. 448 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,920 PHONE VIBRATES 449 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,080 OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS 450 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,440 OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES 451 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,560 I like sweeping. 452 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,520 Dad, where's my PE kit? 453 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,720 It's by the back door. 454 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,000 DISCUSSION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY 455 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,320 DOOR CLOSES 456 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,960 CAR ENGINE STARTS 457 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,880 MAN GRUNTS 458 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,320 What are you doing? 459 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,280 Waking you up. 460 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,720 You're going to be late. 461 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,360 You looked so sexy here. 462 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,400 I couldn't help it. 463 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,280 Are you wearing a condom? 464 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,480 HE GRUNTS 465 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,160 Does that mean yes? 466 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,000 HE GROANS Paulie? 467 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,760 HE GROANS 468 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,280 HE MOANS 469 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,680 I love you, Pheebs. 470 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,680 SIRENS BLARE IN DISTANCE 471 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:05,960 Sorry, is that...? 472 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,560 I've just... 473 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,440 I've been thinking about it for ages and didn't have the guts to... 474 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,000 Oh, it's proper awkward now, isn't it? 475 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,840 No. 476 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,880 No, it's... 477 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,480 I love you, too. 478 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,240 Hi, Amy, babe, it's Jolene. 479 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,720 Erm, just trying you again. 480 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,280 Sorry I missed you. 481 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,080 Hope everything's OK. 482 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,880 Erm, yeah, gimme a call back. 483 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,800 Hayley Burrows, room three. 484 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,400 OK, Hayley, so you've tested positive for chlamydia. 485 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,680 What? 486 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,160 You've never had it before? 487 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,200 No. 488 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,800 No, not in my eye. 489 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,520 Well, it's on the rise. Teenage girls mostly. 490 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,000 But... Anyway, not to worry, 491 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,560 you know, same job, I'll put you on a course of antibiotics. 492 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,040 Should see some improvement soon. 493 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,440 All right, thank you. 494 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,560 And, Hayley, if you can, 495 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,680 try and keep bodily fluids away from the area. 496 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,320 RAUCOUS CHATTER 497 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,200 I like it, man. 498 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,960 Oi, Pheebs. HE IMITATES FARTING 499 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,920 Oh, my God, what is that? 500 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,040 LAUGHING 501 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,440 Get it away. It's rank. 502 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,280 Well...you came out of it, love. 503 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,200 CLASS: Oh! LAUGHING 504 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,360 What? 505 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,600 Should have told me, Cam, would've got you a discount. 506 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,640 LAUGHING 507 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,040 OK, well, he bought it, so... 508 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,400 He's being a prick, Phoebe. 509 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,560 Just ignore him. 510 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,560 Hey, Pheebs, you should ask your mum if you could borrow her razor. 511 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,000 Shut up, Cam, you fucking knob. 512 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,040 Pheebs, I didn't... 513 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,400 He nicked my phone. What? 514 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,640 Hey, look, I like a bit of grass on the wicket. 515 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,280 LAUGHING 516 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,400 CLASS CHEER AND SHOUT 517 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,320 Go on, then! Go on, then! 518 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,400 Hi, Amy, baby, it's me again, Jolene. 519 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,160 Erm, I just wanted to, erm... 520 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,200 Sorry. Do you know what, I'm sure you're fine 521 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,080 but, erm, anyway can you just give us a bell? 522 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,120 OK, love you. 523 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,720 Ooh-arrgh. 524 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,440 Sorry, are you all right? 525 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,040 No, Dave, I've got chlamydia in my eye, so not really. 526 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,120 It must have been one of them guys from last week. 527 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,000 I thought you said they all had clean tests. 528 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,200 They did. Definitely. I wouldn't put you on camera 529 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,640 with someone who had... Yeah, well, obviously you did. 530 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,840 Shit. 531 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,600 I'm really sorry, Jo. 532 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,080 I'll look into it, yeah. 533 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,400 Have you spoke to Amy today? 534 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,960 Not since yesterday. Why? 535 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,400 What happened with that scene? Who'd you get? 536 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,760 Amy changed her mind. 537 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,280 Really? 538 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,960 How come? 539 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,240 Same old. 540 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,280 More money. 541 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,360 Why aren't you at school? 542 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,440 I forgot. 543 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,920 It's take your daughter to work day. 544 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,600 They said I could have it off. 545 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,200 Yeah. Funny. 546 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,400 Sweetheart, erm, this is a bit... 547 00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,800 Erm... 548 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,600 I've got chlamydia. 549 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,800 It's in my eye. 550 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,920 I think we need to get you checked out, too. 551 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,680 What? 552 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,720 I haven't got it. 553 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,080 Yeah, well, you did nick my eyelashes, 554 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,120 and you've been itching your eye quite a bit, 555 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,960 so I think it's best we get you checked out. 556 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,160 It's pretty contagious. 557 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,320 I'm really sorry, baby. 558 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,440 I can get you a prescription. 559 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,320 Anyway, that'll teach you not to use my stuff without asking, won't it? 560 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,360 Hm? 561 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,160 I am really sorry, baby. I know you're probably upset. 562 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,440 I am! 563 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,880 I am upset. 564 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,800 I'm upset you won't stop finding ways to sell your fucking snatch. 565 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,600 FOOTSTEPS GOING UPSTAIRS 566 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,520 DOOR CLOSES 567 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,760 SHE SOBS 568 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,160 KNOCKING ON DOOR 569 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,520 Pheebs, are you all right? 570 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,280 SHE MOUTHS: Fuck off. 571 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,520 Can I come in? 572 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,560 No. 573 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,320 Why do you do that? 574 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,960 Why do you ask when you're just going to do what you want anyway? 575 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,320 What is going on? 576 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,880 Eh? 577 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 If I tell you... 578 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,200 ..do you promise to be normal about it? 579 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,240 OK. 580 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,200 I didn't go to Angel's last night. 581 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,000 I stayed at Paulie's. 582 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,280 I stay there loads, it's not a big deal. 583 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,280 OK. 584 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,200 Is that...? 585 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,440 Are you two...? 586 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,760 Yeah. 587 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,960 But you are using...? Yeah. 588 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,960 OK. 589 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,320 Well, I'm glad you told me. 590 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,880 Yeah, but... 591 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,720 ..I woke up this morning and... 592 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,480 ..he was... 593 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,840 He was having sex with me. 594 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,880 OK. 595 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,000 Did you tell him to stop? 596 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,880 No. 597 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,160 It was so awkward. 598 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,320 OK, and had you...? 599 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,960 Were you doing it last night? 600 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,240 Yeah, but... No, it's just cos the thing is 601 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,040 it's really difficult for boys. 602 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,760 They're not mind readers, babe. 603 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,280 So, in future, you just have to be really, really clear 604 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,560 about what your dos and don'ts are, yeah? 605 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,360 OK? 606 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,280 SOFTLY: Yeah. 607 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,720 Oh, come here. 608 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,000 Love you. 609 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,240 Silly sausage. 610 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,400 Oi. 611 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,440 Love you. 612 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,200 Yeah. 613 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,560 Love you, too. 614 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,040 DOOR CLOSES 615 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,000 SHE SOBS 616 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,600 SHE SNIFFS 617 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,960 Hello again. Hi, Carroll! Not got a drink? I've had a Fanta. 618 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,320 I'm on these painkillers, so... 619 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,360 Oh. Nothing serious, I hope. No, just my knees. 620 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,320 I'm a dancer. See, I could have guessed that. 621 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,400 You've got a dancer's deportment. 622 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,720 Are you having a nice time? Yes! Good. 623 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,440 I like people to have a nice time. 624 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,600 I can't have a nice time myself... 625 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,120 ..unless everyone else is, you know? 626 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,880 I'm a pack animal. Yeah, it's good having it on a Sunday. 627 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,560 I never know what to do with my Sundays. Oh, I love Sundays. 628 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,720 People always get excited about Friday nights but to my mind, 629 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,880 Sunday is the sexiest day of the week 630 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,360 because somewhere in the back of your brain, it still feels wrong. 631 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,600 How's the temperature? Oh. 632 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,960 SHE GIGGLES 633 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,720 I've got a boyfriend. Lucky boyfriend. What's his name? Michael. 634 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,760 Does Michael have a big cock? 635 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,840 SHE LAUGHS 636 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,880 THUNDER RUMBLES 637 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,360 RAIN FALLS, GUESTS GROAN 638 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,400 Oh, no. 639 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:31,200 Come along, young lady. I'll follow you in. I just love the rain. 640 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,280 See you later. Bye. 641 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,920 Come on, everyone. Inside. 642 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,760 TV: I'm glad you asked that question 643 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,920 because I like using brand-new girls... 644 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,680 You want a dab? 645 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:16,240 ..because when you use a brand-new girl, she's fresh. 646 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,360 She hasn't yet learned that fatal word 647 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,520 that you never want to hear on a movie set... 648 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,520 Can we just change this for a second? 649 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,480 ..And that is "no"... What time are you expecting it to land, then? 650 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,120 "No" doesn't exist on Tom Pain's set. 651 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,160 GUESTS: Aw! 652 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,320 All right, cheers, keep you posted. 653 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,760 At last! Captain Jack Sparrow graces us with her presence. 654 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,880 I'm not stopping. 655 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:49,120 It's all right, Tom's not coming. He flies tonight. Oh, that's a shame. 656 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,200 You're pissed off at me, I can tell. 657 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,040 Oh, my God, are you, like, psychic? 658 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,360 I can't not work with everyone you ever had a bad date with, Jo-Jo. 659 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,400 It wasn't a bad date. Anyway, it's not me, OK? 660 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,800 They want me and Tom to breed, transatlantic trade partnership. 661 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,760 I'm Prince Harry, he's Meghan Markle. 662 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,920 Double the market, double the money. Come on. 663 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,600 You used to hate them as much as I do. 664 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,720 Jo, you're on every one of their sites. 665 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,840 Yeah, because they nicked my content. 666 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,600 They nicked your content before they bought you. 667 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,520 They did not nick my content. 668 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,080 They're liars and they're thieves and I know he's your mate, 669 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,640 but Tom Pain is a fucking arsehole. 670 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,360 I'm not shooting with him. 671 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,000 Oh, no, of course not, sweetheart. 672 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,480 I'm sorry, really. 673 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,560 But for what it's worth, I think he's a bit misunderstood. 674 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,800 It's a persona, it's not him. 675 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,720 I just don't think that looking at shit through a speculum 676 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,280 is that sexy, personally. Doesn't have to be sexy, 677 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,960 it just has to be something you've never seen before. 678 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,680 By the way, we need to talk about you doing an anal. This again? 679 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:57,680 I told you, no. Come on, it's only one scene. 680 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,680 What's so special about your arsehole? 681 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,480 It's mine, and it's not for sale. 682 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,840 You're looking gorgeous. I love ya. 683 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,760 Listen, this new girl Amy, I'm worried... She's fine. 684 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,760 She's inside. Is she? Yeah. They're all in there, babe. 685 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,320 They don't care about Tom Pain, 686 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,960 they're waiting for you, didn't you know that? 687 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,920 I don't know what's wrong with me. 688 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,600 I just had this feeling something awful was going to happen. 689 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,880 Come on, come inside. Say hello. OK, but one drink, all right? 690 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,800 Just a thimble. 691 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,360 Hello, babies! 692 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,400 ALL CHEER 693 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,680 I'm making espresso martinis. Who wants one? 694 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:38,720 VOICES OF APPROVAL 695 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,520 When did this happen? 696 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,720 SLURRING: Oh, it's fine, just a little... setback. 697 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:01,320 What is up with your eye? It's nothing, baby. 698 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,080 So what happened? 699 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,120 AMY LAUGHS 700 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,160 I didn't think you wanted to do the scene. It's fine. 701 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:14,880 They paid me, like, a grand and it was two hours. 702 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,360 But your knees, sweetheart. What about your dancing? 703 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,680 I'm going to get a drink. 704 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,680 You OK? 705 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,880 She's on fucking crutches, Dave. She wanted to do it. 706 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,960 Carroll upped the money. It was her first day. The fuck it was. 707 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:47,040 Don't be soft. How do you know? Trust me, I know. How? 708 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,520 Because people don't do rosebud scenes 709 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,800 on their first day on the job. 710 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,240 Yeah. It just happened. 711 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,320 Carroll's really excited. Yeah, well... 712 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,680 Anal prolapse, that's very exciting, that is. 713 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,800 Can I speak to you for a second, please? 714 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,080 LOUD MUSIC PLAYS 715 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:10,200 Right. I'm not fresh off the boat, Dave, I get it, seriously. 716 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,840 But when I first started... 717 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:16,080 I know, darling. It was 2001 and storylines were still in fashion. 718 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,720 It was all satin sheets and candlelight 719 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,560 and everyone treating your cunt like it was the Taj Mahal. 720 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,720 Yeah, so if my arse had fallen out, you would have called a doctor, 721 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,280 not gone in for a bloody close-up. 722 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,960 I was there, mate, in the good old days, 723 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,560 and you were a fucking train wreck. 724 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,520 This isn't about me, this is about Amy. 725 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,480 What are you jealous of her for? She'll do six months, that'll be it. 726 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,960 I'm not, that is not what this is about. 727 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,960 Well, I've got Carroll breathing down my neck 728 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,720 killing myself trying to find something 729 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,920 we can get people to pay for 730 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,080 when everybody wants everything for free. 731 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,600 Fucking hell. This is a waste of MDMA. 732 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,840 If you're so worried about it, I'll show you. Here. 733 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,400 See for yourself. 734 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,960 Action. 735 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,720 Oh! Yeah, fuck me in the arse, Dr Simon. 736 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,080 You want it, you dirty little nurse, don't you? 737 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,120 SHE CRIES OUT 738 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,200 You OK? 739 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,320 Oh! 740 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,800 You OK? 741 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,120 OK. 742 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,560 Oh, yeah! 743 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,760 Put it in her mouth. 744 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,400 Dave... you all right? Sorry. 745 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,280 It's not your fault. 746 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:53,120 Happy now? Amy, sweetheart... Fuck off, all right? 747 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,320 Whoa! Easy. Give her a hand. 748 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,120 AMY VOMITS 749 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,360 Oh, my God. 750 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,800 That's it. 751 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,600 Shh. 752 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,320 She's not cut out for this. She's fine. 753 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:13,400 She's highly strung, that's all. I should take her home with me. 754 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,760 No, she's fine. Let her sleep it off. 755 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,560 All right, tell her I'll be back to get her in the morning, then. 756 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,440 She's shooting with Tom tomorrow. 757 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,680 No, she's not. 758 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,000 Oi. Love you. 759 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,400 KNOCKING 760 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,200 Oh, hey. This is a nice welcome. 761 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,800 I figured you'd all still be in bed. 762 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:48,240 I'm Tom Pain, honey. Oh, I'm Amy. I mean, come in. Thank you so much. 763 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,600 I'm like a vampire, you see, sweetheart. 764 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,000 I have to wait to be asked over the threshold. 765 00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:02,840 Are you the housekeeper? No, just... er... what time is it? 766 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,080 Oh, it's a little after five. Looks like I missed a great party. 767 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,720 Do you want to go to sleep? 768 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:17,000 No, that's all right, I slept on the aeroplane. Anyway, I'm a lark. 769 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:21,240 It'd be a sin to miss your first sunrise in England. 770 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,560 I never visited before, you know? 771 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,720 No, no, I just need coffee and a little breakfast and a shower 772 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,440 and then I need to eat your pussy. 773 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,520 Do you have eggs, sweetheart? 774 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,640 I... don't know. 775 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,280 You want to check? 776 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,520 TAP DRIPS 777 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,160 SHE GASPS 778 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,680 No. 779 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,920 Aaagh! 780 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,280 HE GROANS 781 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,480 MUSIC: Hushabye Mountain by Bobbie Gentry 782 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:44,560 ♪ A gentle breeze from Hushabye Mountain 783 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:53,000 ♪ Softly blows over Lullaby Bay 784 00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:02,120 ♪ It fills the sails of boats that are waiting 785 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:10,240 ♪ Waiting to sail your worries away 786 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:25,720 ♪ It isn't far to Hushabye Mountain 787 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:34,120 ♪ And your boat waits down by the quay 788 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:43,160 ♪ The winds of night so softly are sighing 789 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:51,440 ♪ Soon they will fly your troubles to sea... ♪ 790 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,920 Subtitles by Red Bee Media