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(改編自《美國派夫妻》)

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(茱莉葉麥丹尼小說)

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《媛夢棕櫚灘》

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請用

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你來得正好,我差點要渴死了

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可不能發生那種事,對吧?

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好喝又不甜

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跟這裡乏味的人們有點像

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坐吧,陪我聊聊

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女士,那似乎不合規矩

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快,坐下

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沒人會有意見,相信我

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你是誰?

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什麼?

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這整個社交季,你一直為我送酒

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然而我卻對你一無所知

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跟我介紹一下這位調製馬丁尼的男人吧

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我叫做羅伯

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我在波多黎各長大

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羅伯,告訴我,你會想念家人嗎?

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我們沒聯絡了

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這問題很常見

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我只有一個姪子和討厭的姪媳婦

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真遺憾

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你不需要遺憾

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雖然我必須承認,我有時確實會有點寂寞

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孤零零地住在那棟大宅裡

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我需要找個人幫我做某些事

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什麼樣的事?

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到時你自然知道,小伙子

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我唯一的要求是要完全保密

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你能勝任這份工作嗎?

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救命

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救命...

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大家都跑去哪了?

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我那些所謂的親密好友
讓我自己在海中等死

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她們怎麼能這樣?

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她們就這麼忙著過

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自己庸俗又不重要的生活嗎?

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她們全都忘記我了

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我當然會答應

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我只想讓妳的生活輕鬆一點

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我知道,我也是

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一群王八蛋

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或者該說是一群王八女

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這有點好笑

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也有點悲哀

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非常悲哀

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她們難道不知道

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被遺忘的女人是最危險的嗎?

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(阿帕那瓦尤靜修所)

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因為被遺忘的女人已經被逼到絕境了

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琳達沒接電話

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伯納德,我只剩下你這個朋友了

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除非你只是等著吃我的屍骨

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跟鎮上那些狠毒的傢伙一樣

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你要打給誰?

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麥欣

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你要跟她說什麼?

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說你在同志臨檢中被逮捕了?

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該死...我在想什麼?

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這裡是德拉寇家,我是瑪莉梅芮迪戴維索

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瑪莉?妳在我家幹嘛?

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我從遊艇派對上把諾瑪送回家

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你妻子把她丟在甲板上不管

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妳在說什麼?麥欣在哪裡?

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我不知道,但你得趕快回家

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我趕不上我的意識提升聚會了

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而且我的意識...

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不該因為你妻子亂七八糟的行為
而受到影響

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妳不該吃巧克力

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麥欣昨晚沒回家

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也許她外遇了

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你在胡說什麼?

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拜託,你答應要保密的

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的確,我保證不會再提了

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很好

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因為你我都知道
要是讓麥欣發現,她會崩潰的

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我是個傻瓜,對吧?

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竟以為像我這種不重要的無名小卒
能被選為...

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伯納德

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救你自己吧

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跟我丈夫說我愛他

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嗨,太空人

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嗨

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你沒事吧?

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- 妳呢?
- 我現在沒事了

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你想參加一場派對嗎?

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妳說什麼?

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一場派對

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叫做海灘...算了,我等等再解釋

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游過來我這裡,我會救妳

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謝謝祢,親愛的上帝

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狄亞茲先生,我得跟你談談

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我告訴過你晚上別去那裡

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- 對,但我沒搞懂你的意思
- 怎麼回事?

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我之前見過你

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對,我逮捕過你

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真高興再次見到你

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聽我說,你可以幫我們離開這裡嗎?

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- 我妻子一定擔心死了
- 我不認為

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她現在有點忙

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有點忙?什麼意思?

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請再多說一點
你遇上這位迷路美人魚的經過

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我只是剛好路過

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並決定讓這位美麗的小姐搭便車

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她看起來不是危險人物

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搞什麼?

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你們有計畫拜訪白宮嗎?

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總統一定很樂意向你們道賀

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那聽起來確實很棒

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我很願意拜訪總統

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但我右邊的這位美女
已經邀請我去參加派對了

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我們也歡迎總統來

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- 我們得離開這裡
- 那是第50屆的

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- 海灘舞會
- 我知道該聯絡誰

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不好意思,我要打電話

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我到時會唱歌

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哇,我好想聽

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太空總署直接把你們倆送到攝影棚
真是太好了

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太空總署總是熱愛宣傳

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- 有時候...
- 我發誓

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那女人真是打不死的蟑螂,她有九條命

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我以為妳們是朋友

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她硬是闖進我的圈子,不代表我們是朋友

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妳說了算

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沒錯

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今晚我為妳準備晚餐吧

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- 為什麼?
- 因為我很會下廚

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你對俱樂部的很多女人都這樣嗎?

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“這樣”是指哪樣?

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這樣...

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如果我沒記錯的話,是妳要我吻妳的

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而我每一分鐘都很享受

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- 你約了人嗎?
- 艾迪,是我

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這門鎖了死鎖,所以我知道你在裡面

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走開,黛娜,我們結束了
我昨晚說的話是認真的

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是嗎?那你承諾要永遠愛我

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也是認真的嗎?

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艾迪,我不懂西班牙語

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如果那是你真實的想法

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那你可以立刻離開我買的這間公寓

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別來煩我

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我祝你不得好死

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妳才不得好死

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你剛才說什麼?

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抱歉,我...

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她堅持不公開我們的戀情

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我不願意,但她應該是覺得我很丟臉

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不過我說的話是真心的

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不管妳信不信,我還是想為妳準備晚餐

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只是可能要去妳家

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那個得等之後再說

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我只是得確認一下我的簿子

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被一名太空人搭救

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諾瑪,那正是這座城鎮的問題

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像我們這種好人被虧待

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但像麥欣西蒙斯那種不夠格的騙子
卻受到讚揚

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那隻貓價值七萬五千美元

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- 諾瑪,對吧?
- 對

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如果妳的姪媳婦不遵守諾言

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那我也別無選擇
只能沒收這古老的貓咪石像了

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為了纖維症基金會

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- 誰?
- 有人在嗎?

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該死

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道格拉斯

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瑪莉

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謝天謝地,妳終於回來了

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道格拉斯人呢?

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麥欣,我無法掌握妳全家人的行蹤

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妳可憐的姑媽還不夠嗎?

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是,我道歉,謝謝妳照顧諾瑪

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我只是做正直的人會做的事

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麥欣,我很同情妳經歷的慘事

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謝謝妳,瑪莉

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不過那位太空人很帥

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是嗎?我沒注意到

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瑪莉

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妳不跟我要纖維症捐款嗎?

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不用擔心那個,我們扯平了

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謝謝妳的幫忙

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我不知道還能打給誰,只有妳手上有現金

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我必須說,我覺得這整件事都很怪

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我完全同意,而且我應該讓你們單獨談談

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對,那是個好主意

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是,但我得下車

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而且要等你下車後,我才能下車

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好

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道格拉斯,你對我的態度反覆不定

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我不是故意的

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我們犯了一個錯,僅此而已

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我本來不想拿你的錢,但我還是決定要拿

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扣掉我替你出的保釋金
然後去紐約當模特兒

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聽起來是很棒的計畫

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蜜西,祝妳幸福

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你也是

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不...

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我學到一件事,如果想引起注意

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就得製造大場面,像麥欣那樣

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她大概是為了得到關注,才自己摔下船

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瑪莉,我們正在做假護照

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我們不需要更多關注

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妳是要打破沉默開口,還是要比手畫腳?

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我太久沒說話,嗓子都啞了
妳可以來我面前談嗎?

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哇,妳們的手腳真快

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加入我們吧,妳也來幫忙

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抱歉,我無法,我要去一間靜修所

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幫我跟林哥打招呼

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我也很想,但我是要去秘魯

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但大家可以留在這裡,想待多久都行

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我會留下我的支票簿,妳們儘管用

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嬉皮們
把妳們的懶骨頭收一收,滾出我家

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- 我要搬回來了
- 才怪

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我需要一個做晚餐的地方,所以妳這丫頭

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得立刻把這棟房子還給我,否則...

216
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,677
否則妳會怎樣?報警說我殺了我爸嗎?

217
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:47,888
妳在說什麼?

218
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,807
道格先跑來找我了

219
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,687
所以道格會拿到我爸爸的兩百萬美元

220
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,148
而妳則是完全沒希望了

221
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,735
- 真遺憾,艾芙琳
- 閃邊去,瑪莉

222
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,239
{\an8}(布恩農場草莓山)

223
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,492
布恩農場草莓山風味酒?

224
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:11,411
怎麼會...我的香檳呢?

225
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,373
怎麼回事?但是...

226
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:19,002
麥欣,寶貝,幸好妳沒事

227
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,964
是啊,你完全沒幫上忙,你跑去哪了?

228
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,342
我說過了,我在俱樂部談生意

229
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,552
談生意

230
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:30,514
然後讓我像個大型鯊魚餌
在海上浮浮沉沉?

231
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,349
你不能派人來嗎?海岸防衛隊呢?

232
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,184
就算是釣魚船也好

233
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,103
我根本不知道妳失蹤了

234
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,730
麥欣,很抱歉,我覺得很內疚

235
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,982
羅伯,這不是你的錯

236
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:45,529
聽著,當我孤單地漂在海上時...

237
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,658
我感到很愧疚,我一直想著你的事

238
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,451
請你明白我是一片好意,真的

239
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,245
沒關係,麥欣,別這樣,沒事了

240
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,413
不,這不叫沒事

241
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,999
我明知道某人可能傷害你,卻什麼也沒說

242
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,166
那算什麼朋友?

243
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:00,878
很糟的朋友

244
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:01,795
沒錯

245
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,882
妳先上樓休息一下吧

246
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,383
- 休息?
- 對

247
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:10,596
你要我休息?休息?我不能休息

248
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:13,473
我要在48小時後
舉辦我這一生最重要的派對

249
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,269
我得上樓去,然後穿上緊身衣
開始練習我的表演

250
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,354
休息個頭

251
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,606
說得還真輕鬆

252
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:23,609
你就去俱樂部談生意,好好休息吧

253
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,780
你真的很擅長那種事

254
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,159
- 說謊
- 不然我該說什麼?

255
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,244
- 什麼?
- 說我在同志臨檢中被捕

256
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,623
因為我告訴泳池小弟
我跟她的美甲師外遇嗎?

257
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:38,916
- 道格拉斯
- 蜜西

258
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,250
- 妳來幹嘛?
- 天啊

259
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,878
我一直躲在樹叢等麥欣上樓

260
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,005
- 為什麼?
- 我的車發不動

261
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,717
- 麥欣
- 麥欣

262
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,303
- 怎麼回事?
- 安

263
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,596
- 麥欣
- 天啊,怎麼了?

264
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,680
我不知道

265
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,849
她說她想看諾瑪的剪貼簿

266
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,392
然後我就發現她倒在地上

267
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,645
- 她還有脈搏
- 謝天謝地

268
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:00,938
也許她只是睡著了

269
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:05,192
- 蜜西
- 我去叫救護車

270
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,401
好

271
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,194
嗨,麥欣

272
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,613
幸好有妳在

273
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,198
我們需要所有人手

274
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:14,535
我不知道該怎麼辦,安

275
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,036
她會沒事嗎?

276
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,038
女士,這很難說,要讓醫師檢查

277
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,165
抱歉,但我真的得走了

278
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,334
- 什麼?
- 我只是來道別的

279
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,294
我要去紐約市了

280
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,422
蜜西,妳不能在海灘舞會前丟下我

281
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,715
妳要幫忙我的表演

282
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,884
我不能留下,我退租公寓了

283
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,095
胡說,妳可以住我們家,我們有很多房間

284
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:34,638
我不想給妳添麻煩

285
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:35,806
我們真的得出發了

286
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:36,974
好,等一下

287
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,308
麥欣,她不想添麻煩

288
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,186
我不在乎你們倆想怎樣,我差點淹死耶

289
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,188
現在該聽我的了

290
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,773
嘿,妳在做什麼?

291
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,317
我在做什麼?我要跟她一起去

292
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,945
我知道被丟下等死的感受

293
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,865
你在緊要關頭只會那樣嗎?

294
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,449
只會咬手指?停下來

295
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,244
蜜西,幫我替道格拉斯塗亮甲油

296
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,663
- 他得改掉那習慣
- 好,我們真的得走了

297
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:00,747
好,那就快走吧

298
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,669
{\an8}(棕櫚灘消防局)

299
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,716
什麼是亮甲油?

300
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,238
你的指甲是我見過最糟的

301
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,990
你一定有很多壓力

302
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:41,288
你常做這種事嗎?

303
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,165
不,這是第一次

304
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,000
不,我不是指做美甲

305
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:47,920
不

306
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,214
妳也是我的第一次

307
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,341
我覺得很難相信

308
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:55,969
都是該死的棕櫚灘害的

309
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,431
道格,棕櫚灘沒有邀我走進那個衣帽間

310
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,477
我跟麥欣說過,我不想搬回這裡

311
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,854
你現在是要怪麥欣嗎?

312
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:10,943
不...我只是不想讓她失望

313
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,697
蜜西,跟妳聊天真輕鬆

314
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,825
美甲師和酒保的專長

315
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,369
我們善於聆聽

316
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,579
喜歡探究人性

317
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,748
為了更多小費

318
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,754
朋友,看來我們倆昨晚都很辛苦

319
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:34,383
沒有親人在身邊,一定很難熬

320
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,554
安,妳有親人嗎?

321
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,641
等妳醒來後,就跟我說說妳的一切吧

322
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:43,725
好嗎?

323
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:46,770
麥欣

324
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,817
天啊

325
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,194
我們一直巧遇

326
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,823
我們的軌道重疊了
抱歉,這笑話真爛,太空人的幽默

327
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,286
妳的朋友是誰?

328
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,956
這是我朋友“昂”哈勒戴,安哈勒戴

329
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,917
她是一名記者,在《棕櫚灘日報》工作

330
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,253
她在昏迷中,是昏迷中的記者

331
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,088
天啊

332
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,300
是啊,你怎麼在這裡?

333
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,718
只是來做抽血檢查

334
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,553
因為我之後不能回基地

335
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,182
還有這裡的兒童癌症科,我得去打聲招呼

336
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,560
你為什麼不能回基地?

337
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,563
妳邀請我參加兩天後的派對,記得嗎?

338
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:30,772
妳說妳會唱歌?

339
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:34,193
- 這聽起來可能很蠢
- 不會的

340
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,777
在我夢想當太空人之前

341
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,946
我非常會彈鋼琴

342
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,782
像妳這樣的女士一定已經有人替妳伴奏...

343
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,993
我誰也沒有

344
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,245
沒人幫我伴奏

345
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,499
如果你替我彈鋼琴,那會是我的榮幸

346
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,711
好,太棒了,妳要唱哪首歌?

347
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:02,221
就只有這樣嗎?

348
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:06,517
就只有這樣嗎?

349
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,478
我的朋友,如果就只有這樣

350
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:12,481
那我們就繼續跳舞吧

351
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,567
這音調剛剛好,謝謝你

352
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,112
好,然後我的球會放下來

353
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,198
我有說過我會跨坐在巨大海灘球上嗎?

354
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,783
- 真厲害
- 沒錯

355
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,243
好

356
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:29,331
歌舞女郎走過去,海草飄過,海馬降下來

357
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,458
蜜西,這時妳要推出我的梯子

358
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,628
妳推出來時,要一邊跳藤步,好嗎?

359
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,296
從舞台左邊退下,記得跳藤步

360
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,798
別拖著步伐下台

361
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:40,592
好,然後我會降下來

362
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:44,596
等觀眾鼓掌,謝謝

363
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:47,724
接著是泡泡,四處都是泡泡,下起泡泡雨

364
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,895
泡泡...那表示我要開始致詞

365
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,648
“謝謝各位,謝謝你們

366
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:58,569
你們可能在心裡問著
‘誰是麥欣德拉寇?’對吧?”

367
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,279
我在想,也許在這一段

368
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:03,282
我可以坐在舞台邊,更親近觀眾一點

369
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,366
那會太過頭嗎?

370
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,617
可能有點太過頭了

371
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,286
謝謝你的誠實

372
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:08,954
好

373
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:12,332
“答案很簡單,她只是個普通女子

374
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,334
一個來自田納西的單純孤女”

375
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,878
等等,妳來自田納西?

376
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:17,880
對,查塔努加

377
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,923
不會吧,我來自強森市

378
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,551
- 你騙人
- 沒騙妳

379
00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,012
我沒聽出你的口音

380
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,346
我小時候常搬家

381
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,348
妳真的是孤兒嗎?

382
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:31,185
是

383
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,020
我父母在我六個月大時

384
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,355
把我放在臉盆裡,丟在孤兒院門前

385
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,858
- 很遺憾
- 這沒什麼

386
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:40,944
- 我也是寄養家庭的孩子
- 你一定是在開玩笑

387
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,696
我沒有,我發誓

388
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,156
看看你現在多優秀

389
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:47,659
你從寄養家庭的孩子變成美國的太空英雄

390
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:51,246
妳也是,出生在臉盆中的嬰兒
變成年度第一名媛

391
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,832
我應該不是真的出生在臉盆中
但也說不定

392
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,793
那還是一樣,妳是美國甜心,對吧?

393
00:22:58,587 --> 00:22:59,796
各位,休息五分鐘

394
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:01,340
謝謝,休息五分鐘

395
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:04,927
道格拉斯

396
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:08,055
我不喜歡那傢伙

397
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,307
赫基蒙太空人?但他很無害

398
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:11,850
麥欣,妳太天真了

399
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,561
妳有時會看不見明擺在眼前的事

400
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,774
我很瞭解太空人
我當過機師耶,記得嗎?

401
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,067
午安

402
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,986
你來這裡幹嘛?

403
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,821
山卡警佐

404
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,574
是什麼風把你吹來了?

405
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,827
我想為你們介紹克倫探員...

406
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,290
和史蒂芬斯探員

407
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,253
嗨,聯邦調查局

408
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:40,587
是特勤局

409
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,551
女士,尼克森總統接受了妳的邀請

410
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:46,802
他會參加妳的派對

411
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,554
尼...什麼?

412
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:51,431
天啊,我要暈過去了

413
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:54,268
他想恭喜赫基蒙太空人

414
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:56,770
做了英勇無比的行動

415
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,438
他是真正的美國英雄

416
00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:01,108
你們在吵鬧什麼?

417
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,944
總統要來了,他想見我們

418
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,154
- 我們
- 我的媽呀

419
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,365
- 他要來參加派對
-“我的媽呀”

420
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,367
來抱一下,天啊

421
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:13,704
總統會在晚上9點準時抵達

422
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:17,708
他會說幾句話,談論美國例外主義

423
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:20,878
體現在赫基蒙太空人以及...

424
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:22,838
我叫麥欣德拉寇

425
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:26,091
9點10分時,你們會跟總統拍正式合照

426
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,595
不能碰到他,然後總統會在9點13分離開

427
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:31,889
他可能會想留下看我的音樂表演

428
00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:34,892
我們進來時,看到茅屋起司了
很不錯的巧思

429
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,602
總統最愛的食物

430
00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:38,145
一切都配合著尼克森

431
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:41,106
赫基蒙少校已經通過安全審查了

432
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,151
但你們倆...我們發現一些問題

433
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,695
是文件夾,好正式

434
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,156
我們希望妳能解釋一下這個

435
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,951
這是妳的簽名吧?

436
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,244
是,這是什麼?

437
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:56,997
這是一個激進女性主義組織的請願書

438
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,666
聲明妳支持讓總統下台

439
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,794
因為他好戰又邪惡

440
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,339
相信我,我當時不知道自己簽了什麼

441
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,007
- 妳不太愛讀文件?
- 對

442
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:11,345
但我可以保證,我現在不是、過去不是

443
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,847
未來也絕不會是女性主義者

444
00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:17,684
那張紙...它很無害

445
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:21,730
就跟對面那棟房子裡,那群全身薰香味

446
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,733
坐在燈心絨懶骨頭上的女士們一樣

447
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:25,943
對面那棟房子?

448
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,820
她們完全寄生在羅林斯大宅裡了

449
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:29,988
艾芙琳氣炸了

450
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,323
誰是艾芙琳?

451
00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:33,742
- 她是我在俱樂部最好的朋友
- 她很討人厭

452
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,664
看來你升官了

453
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,918
我會擔任本地的執法聯絡官

454
00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:46,839
你只靠出賣一間酒吧
和你在那間店的同類就成功了

455
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,136
你一定是個大聖人

456
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:57,432
你的生活方式從沒給其他人造成問題

457
00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:06,233
大多數的日子,我都熱愛我的工作

458
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,694
有時候則不愛

459
00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:12,322
我們倆都明白,開口的時機

460
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:13,407
有分對與錯

461
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,537
好了

462
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:22,040
既然我們都知道
我的妻子不會燒掉她的胸罩

463
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:24,126
這面談就結束了吧?

464
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,210
還沒有

465
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:29,089
你妻子不是唯一有黑歷史的人

466
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,929
如果是關於那件派瑞唐納修的事

467
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,639
那全都解決了

468
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,807
也許是那樣

469
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,310
但我們要談的是你跟狄亞茲先生

470
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:44,479
被控嚴重猥褻罪和同性戀招嫖罪

471
00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:47,232
- 怎麼回事?
- 你們怎麼知道那件事?

472
00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,984
- 那才剛發生
- 道格拉斯

473
00:26:48,984 --> 00:26:52,571
先生,我們是特勤局
挖掘秘密是我們的工作

474
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:54,656
道格拉斯,他們在說什麼?

475
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,117
麥欣,這只是一場大誤會

476
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:03,874
看吧,只是一場大誤會而已

477
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:07,085
這不代表總統不來了,對吧?

478
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:09,213
如果我能作主的話

479
00:27:09,922 --> 00:27:12,508
我不會讓總統靠近這一家騙子

480
00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:15,844
但他真的很想見那位太空人

481
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:18,805
(我的英雄)

482
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:23,310
一位太空人?真不意外
麥欣設法搶走了我訂婚的鋒頭

483
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,188
我真的不懂她到底哪裡特別

484
00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:28,315
她確實有一棟大豪宅

485
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:30,234
不過那位太空人...

486
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:32,861
我很樂意替他量褲襠尺寸

487
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,655
來,親愛的,試試這件

488
00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,574
葛雷曼,我以為這件是要給艾芙琳的

489
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,953
有傳言說她買不起了

490
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:43,580
這件事值得恭喜

491
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,624
這感覺好奇怪

492
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:48,836
我即將成為一位大富豪的年輕花瓶妻子

493
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,128
我應該更開心才對

494
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:54,091
- 但艾索坦白了一件壞消息
- 他沒生病?

495
00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:57,302
比那更糟,他支持民主黨
他曾是韓福瑞的最大金主

496
00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,555
親愛的,那沒有多糟

497
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:03,141
我正想找妳,黛娜,妳的更衣室在哪?

498
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,726
- 那裡
- 過來

499
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:06,645
是,夫人

500
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:08,897
感謝你們

501
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:12,359
各位,祝你們今天愉快

502
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,069
開車小心

503
00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:23,161
你們兩個到底是怎麼回事?

504
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:26,915
我死命抓著那一小塊浮木時

505
00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:31,211
我丈夫跟我朋友在一間酒吧
因為同志招嫖罪被抓?

506
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,046
你說過道格拉斯不是你的菜

507
00:28:34,006 --> 00:28:35,007
我不是嗎?

508
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:36,550
當然不是

509
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,052
麥欣,我們當時不是在做那種事

510
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:41,263
好,那你們當時在做什麼?

511
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:44,099
回答我

512
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:48,896
他想跟我談事情,然後...
但他不知道我在同志酒吧

513
00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:52,482
所以我...我們...

514
00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:55,861
是在為妳準備一個驚喜,為了海灘舞會

515
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:57,654
沒錯

516
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,535
你們一直都想著我?

517
00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:05,245
麥欣,妳是我們一整晚

518
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:06,830
談論的主角

519
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:08,415
小羅伯,對吧?

520
00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,417
叫我羅伯,沒錯

521
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,336
很抱歉,我懷疑了你們

522
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,881
我不想哭花我的妝

523
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,384
我得去席兒查普曼
找那些把我丟在海裡不管的壞女人

524
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:21,011
麥欣,妳很美

525
00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,262
失陪了

526
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,232
謝了

527
00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:35,651
我剛才還以為你會出賣我

528
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:37,819
你最好為我朋友找個超棒的驚喜

529
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:38,737
對

530
00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:40,948
- 真美的禮服
- 妳不是來這裡

531
00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,574
- 聊我的禮服吧
- 沒錯

532
00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:44,952
- 妳想幹嘛?
- 只是想問問約會建議

533
00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:47,871
我沒什麼經驗,而妳顯然是約會高手

534
00:29:48,539 --> 00:29:53,210
有人跟我說,妳曾偷偷跟一位
性感的網球教練交往

535
00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:55,754
那個人叫做麥欣嗎?

536
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:57,381
也許吧,沒錯

537
00:29:57,381 --> 00:30:02,094
如果妳非要知道的話
很遺憾,我跟他已經結束了

538
00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:04,388
我原本只是為了養艾迪才嫁給艾索

539
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:06,890
妳不知道養情人有多花錢

540
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:11,478
女士們,我有事要宣布

541
00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:17,776
我知道,是,見到我很驚訝
畢竟妳們把我丟下等死了

542
00:30:18,402 --> 00:30:21,363
但妳們害我遭遇的不幸變成了一大喜事

543
00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:24,199
因為我們的總統
理查米爾豪斯尼克森先生

544
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,285
要來參加海灘舞會

545
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:29,204
尼克森總統要參加妳的派對?

546
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:32,499
他想見那位太空人,沒錯,還有我

547
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:34,418
太驚人了

548
00:30:36,879 --> 00:30:39,631
我們真的該鼓掌嗎?

549
00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:44,511
尼克森很壞,對吧?他是個壞人

550
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,471
瑪莉,妳滿腦子

551
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:47,848
都是漿糊

552
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:51,268
艾芙琳,他正在殘殺無辜的人

553
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,479
我們別讓派對扯上政治,好嗎?

554
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,315
我們都是美國的愛國者,對吧?

555
00:30:56,315 --> 00:30:59,318
我去拿妳的禮服,它美極了

556
00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:01,028
跟妳一樣美

557
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,617
麥欣,借一步說話

558
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:14,833
我們有話直說吧

559
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,335
真高興妳那麼說

560
00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:19,004
過去幾天,我家出了一些溝通問題

561
00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:20,589
我交了一個情人

562
00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:24,718
而他不知道我無家可歸又身無分文

563
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,471
但我決定要留住他

564
00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:28,847
麥欣

565
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,434
那晚我凝視著鯨魚圓滾滾的瞳孔時

566
00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:35,020
對自己有了更深的瞭解

567
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,563
妳這麼說還真巧

568
00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:38,815
我待在海上一整晚,也瞭解了一些事

569
00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:40,734
數到三,說出瞭解到什麼,一...

570
00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:43,237
我應該主辦海灘舞會

571
00:31:46,365 --> 00:31:50,619
雖然我很尊重妳的重大改變...

572
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:53,622
但我死都不答應

573
00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:59,253
我願意依照最初的約定,跟妳共同主辦

574
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:01,046
當然了,收益也平分

575
00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:03,215
如果我拒絕呢?

576
00:32:03,215 --> 00:32:05,133
那我會報警說有炸彈威脅

577
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:08,720
如此一來,尼克森總統
就不會參加麥欣的派對了

578
00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:11,390
妳不會的

579
00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:12,641
妳儘管試試

580
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,812
親愛的,我當過歌舞女郎
我們渾身充滿膽量和油彩

581
00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:20,065
妳還喜歡布恩農場的酒和茅屋起司嗎?

582
00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,526
妳以為是誰改了那些訂單?

583
00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:24,152
出糗的人似乎是妳

584
00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:26,613
因為總統剛好很愛茅屋起司

585
00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:29,867
我等不及要看他在我們的派對上吃了

586
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:34,997
葛雷曼,請黛娜脫下我的訂製禮服

587
00:32:34,997 --> 00:32:36,915
並把費用算在德拉寇夫人帳上

588
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:38,250
我們達成協議了

589
00:32:42,421 --> 00:32:44,548
- 雙手舉起來,這是突擊搜查
- 所有人都別動

590
00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:46,049
妳們有權保持沉默

591
00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:49,428
妳們的任何話都可能成為呈堂證供

592
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:50,470
誰派你們來的?

593
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:52,806
妳們被逮捕是因為威脅總統安危...

594
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:54,766
- 走吧
- 以及幫助和教唆逃避兵役

595
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:56,810
小心頭

596
00:33:10,282 --> 00:33:12,451
嗨

597
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,412
來杯琴蕾?簡單一點?

598
00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:17,080
嘿

599
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,209
妳離開房間了

600
00:33:20,209 --> 00:33:23,545
我要離開這個國家,去一間靜修所

601
00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:25,047
去多久?

602
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:28,509
一年,也許更久,所以我想來道別

603
00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:33,680
為什麼?

604
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:38,644
我真的陷入一團混亂了

605
00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:40,896
我會想念妳

606
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,024
那就跟我一起走

607
00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:47,486
- 妳在說什麼?
- 離開這一切狗屁倒灶

608
00:33:47,486 --> 00:33:50,447
- 琳達,拜託
- 羅伯,我是說真的

609
00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:53,659
去一個你能做自己的地方

610
00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:55,536
去紐約市

611
00:33:57,538 --> 00:34:00,582
石牆酒吧的暴動會改變一切

612
00:34:03,335 --> 00:34:04,378
我不能離開諾瑪

613
00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:06,421
道格和麥欣會照顧她

614
00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:08,757
妳知道她變成這樣是我的錯吧?

615
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,469
不,妳不知道,我得喝一杯

616
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:15,681
這...

617
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:21,728
我沒告訴過任何人

618
00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:26,024
但在她差點死掉的那晚

619
00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:28,527
我有個約會

620
00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:31,737
而她不希望我去

621
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,616
我們吵了一架,吵得很兇

622
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:35,701
我很生氣

623
00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:38,661
我故意離開了,我想讓她不好過

624
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:42,456
等我回來時,就發現她躺在地上

625
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,920
她原本想替自己打針

626
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,630
結果,她的胰島素中有一團氣泡

627
00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:52,301
我根本不知道她有糖尿病

628
00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:55,971
不,沒人知道
她不希望任何人知道她身體虛弱

629
00:34:57,054 --> 00:35:00,100
羅伯,別那樣責怪自己

630
00:35:01,435 --> 00:35:03,353
別像我因為我爸的事自責

631
00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:06,023
放下那份罪惡感

632
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:09,234
琳達,我不像妳一樣喜歡外面的世界

633
00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:15,324
我只想過簡單、受保護的安全生活

634
00:35:16,408 --> 00:35:17,993
而她提供了我這種生活

635
00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:20,037
棕櫚灘的日子很美好

636
00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:26,710
而你以為你和諾瑪在這裡很安全

637
00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:31,882
但這座城鎮只是讓人躲藏起來

638
00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:34,676
而躲藏不會讓你更安全

639
00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:41,225
外面的世界總是有辦法找到我們

640
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,397
找到再說吧

641
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,149
找到再說

642
00:35:58,075 --> 00:36:01,495
親愛的,恭喜妳邀請到總統

643
00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:03,121
謝謝妳,拉蔻兒

644
00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:05,249
也許他會成為新俱樂部的第一位會員

645
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:07,584
- 什麼?
- 妳沒聽說嗎?

646
00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:09,586
道格拉斯和賓奇要蓋一間全新俱樂部

647
00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:13,549
那會比老舊的皇家棕櫚更大又更好

648
00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:15,342
等等,什麼新俱樂部?

649
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,219
要蓋在妳家的新俱樂部

650
00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,262
我家?

651
00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:20,472
妳家、諾瑪的家、道格的家

652
00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:23,892
管它是誰的?現在它屬於大家了

653
00:36:26,395 --> 00:36:27,771
妳在說什麼?

654
00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:28,897
道格拉斯

655
00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:33,318
妳來了啊

656
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,949
你沒有不跟我商量
就讓出我們的房子吧?

657
00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:40,325
有嗎?

658
00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:44,162
- 親愛的...
- 不...別叫我親愛的

659
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:45,247
你有沒有?

660
00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,333
我原本打算告訴妳

661
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,793
但之後妳就落水了

662
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:52,671
不准你把錯怪到我頭上

663
00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:56,091
我竟然還以為這次會不一樣

664
00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:59,052
你搞砸,我收拾善後

665
00:36:59,052 --> 00:37:01,555
我們繼續過日子,然後又重來一遍

666
00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:04,183
我真的以為,如果我給你這種生活

667
00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:05,893
那或許你會改變

668
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:07,811
麥欣,我正在努力不要搞砸

669
00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:10,898
我這麼做是為了我們

670
00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:11,982
我感覺不出來

671
00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:17,029
親愛的,妳應該當上棕櫚灘的女王

672
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,656
棕櫚灘的女王?

673
00:37:20,949 --> 00:37:24,161
讓我當不了查塔努加小姐的男人還真敢說

674
00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,725
嗨,瑪莉,大家都去哪了?

675
00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:48,685
警察把她們送進牢裡了

676
00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:51,563
他們把她們趕到一台囚車上

677
00:37:51,563 --> 00:37:53,023
那些混蛋

678
00:37:53,607 --> 00:37:56,818
妳知道那為什麼叫囚車嗎?

679
00:37:57,611 --> 00:38:00,572
因為坐上那種車很“糗”

680
00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:02,616
那應該不是真正原因

681
00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:04,409
不,我很瞭解那種車

682
00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:09,998
我丈夫大衛戴維索
以前會把我送上那種車子

683
00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:11,875
一年好幾次

684
00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:14,419
沒錯,只要我在家裡發出吵雜聲

685
00:38:14,419 --> 00:38:16,547
大衛就會報警把我抓走

686
00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:20,092
這一切都是理查尼克森的錯

687
00:38:20,092 --> 00:38:21,426
我聽不懂

688
00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:25,514
如果尼克森沒有要來麥欣的派對

689
00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:30,602
特勤局就不會抓走我們的女戰士

690
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,980
- 我們本來可以抗議
- 我們本來可以殺了他

691
00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:34,064
什麼?

692
00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:35,357
殺了他

693
00:38:37,651 --> 00:38:38,986
我們現在依然可以

694
00:38:40,612 --> 00:38:41,905
哇,瑪莉

695
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:47,661
妳不是說,他害死了成千上萬人嗎?

696
00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:50,664
我知道妳的用意良善,但相信我

697
00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:56,378
妳絕不能在這座城鎮被視為瘋女人

698
00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:59,423
妳會失去妳擁有的唯一力量

699
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:02,092
妳這話聽起來很父權

700
00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:03,635
我沒有要壓迫妳

701
00:39:06,305 --> 00:39:08,640
顯然,妳現在頭腦不清楚

702
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,477
這是我這輩子第一次感到頭腦完全清楚

703
00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:19,526
我不想要被逼得報警

704
00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:22,196
我也不想...

705
00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:28,410
讓妳報警

706
00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:30,370
所以妳不會衝動行事吧

707
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:34,666
沒錯

708
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:35,751
妳保證嗎?

709
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,377
當然

710
00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:41,632
我想是社交季讓我太激動了

711
00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,220
或許我需要去度個假

712
00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:49,640
也許我會去巴拿馬

713
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,683
- 或秘魯
- 當然

714
00:39:51,683 --> 00:39:52,768
好,瑪莉

715
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:57,022
抱歉,琳達,我很抱歉

716
00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:19,419
希望妳不介意我提早到

717
00:40:19,419 --> 00:40:21,213
我只是想再練習一次

718
00:40:22,256 --> 00:40:24,675
我做任何事之前都會緊張

719
00:40:26,969 --> 00:40:28,512
真的嗎?你嗎?

720
00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:32,432
真希望有個詞能形容
一直自認是冒牌貨的感受

721
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:36,478
我覺得那很好理解了

722
00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:48,532
我記得我小時候會望著月亮

723
00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:53,078
我站在院子裡,穿著睡衣發抖

724
00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:55,789
我眼前是一張女人的臉嗎?

725
00:40:56,707 --> 00:40:58,041
還是一塊起司?

726
00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:03,005
然後我心想:“月亮就只有這樣嗎?”

727
00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:07,176
你真有趣

728
00:41:08,218 --> 00:41:09,219
妳甜美可人

729
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:15,767
我好愛鋼琴

730
00:41:16,727 --> 00:41:20,063
我一直想在選美比賽中彈鋼琴
作為才藝表演

731
00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:24,484
但我沒彈,只學了逃脫術

732
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,486
妳一定很厲害

733
00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,364
也許妳只是需要好老師

734
00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:32,492
來吧,彈彈看,快,跟我一起彈

735
00:41:37,873 --> 00:41:38,999
對

736
00:41:42,211 --> 00:41:43,295
好

737
00:41:43,295 --> 00:41:44,254
沒錯

738
00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:54,014
看吧,妳很厲害,不用我教

739
00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:24,336
抱歉,我會錯意了嗎?

740
00:42:28,465 --> 00:42:29,466
會錯意?

741
00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:32,052
我的英雄

742
00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:34,596
派對邀請

743
00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:35,681
這首歌

744
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,642
這不是在暗喻妳婚姻觸礁嗎?

745
00:42:41,645 --> 00:42:44,356
這首歌是關於接受命運

746
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,191
無論好壞

747
00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:50,153
葛蘭,我...

748
00:42:54,283 --> 00:42:55,284
我愛我丈夫

749
00:43:07,087 --> 00:43:08,422
你要去哪裡?

750
00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:13,427
我得去透透氣

751
00:43:40,913 --> 00:43:41,914
嗨

752
00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:44,249
嗨

753
00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,168
你要離開了?

754
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,669
對

755
00:43:51,507 --> 00:43:52,466
聽著,我...

756
00:43:53,884 --> 00:43:56,845
我以前也是史基的地下情人

757
00:43:57,596 --> 00:43:59,389
他不希望任何人看見我

758
00:44:00,015 --> 00:44:06,438
但現在,我有點希望
人們可以看見我和你在一起

759
00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:13,278
我...真是的,我不是很擅長這個

760
00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:16,073
你想去參加派對嗎?

761
00:44:16,907 --> 00:44:17,908
好

762
00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:23,372
哈勒戴女士,妳沒事

763
00:44:24,248 --> 00:44:26,166
這是哪裡?發生什麼事了?

764
00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:28,126
我們得檢查妳的胰臟

765
00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:29,503
可能有腫瘤

766
00:44:30,087 --> 00:44:31,964
妳的體內充滿了胰島素

767
00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:33,674
才沒什麼該死的腫瘤

768
00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:37,052
哈勒戴女士,妳能活著是萬幸

769
00:44:37,052 --> 00:44:39,096
- 給妳,拿去
- 女士

770
00:44:39,805 --> 00:44:41,014
女士,妳還在吊點滴

771
00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:44,101
把這些東西拔掉,我要趕截稿

772
00:44:44,101 --> 00:44:47,104
我得穿上褲子,天啊

773
00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:53,861
來,我幫妳拉

774
00:45:04,997 --> 00:45:07,124
你知道為什麼我有時很難看見

775
00:45:07,124 --> 00:45:08,709
明擺在眼前的事嗎?

776
00:45:12,337 --> 00:45:15,299
因為好多年來,我照鏡子時都只看到

777
00:45:15,299 --> 00:45:18,802
沒有人足夠愛我,愛到不會拋下我

778
00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:23,182
麥欣,我愛妳

779
00:45:25,434 --> 00:45:29,938
我第一眼見到妳時
就知道妳是一顆閃亮的星

780
00:45:33,442 --> 00:45:35,194
我才是跟不上妳腳步的人

781
00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:37,654
這20年來

782
00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:39,656
我一直在等妳想清楚那點

783
00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:44,578
妳說得對,我很自私

784
00:45:45,954 --> 00:45:47,664
我應該告訴妳賓奇的事

785
00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:50,626
我只是想獲得成功

786
00:45:53,670 --> 00:45:54,671
這個嘛...

787
00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:59,051
道格拉斯,你已經很好了

788
00:46:00,761 --> 00:46:02,262
真的,我愛你

789
00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:03,472
你是我的一切

790
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:06,266
我要你知道這點

791
00:46:25,994 --> 00:46:27,496
你還有其他事沒告訴我嗎?

792
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:33,210
我沒有讓出我們的房子

793
00:46:34,503 --> 00:46:35,504
真的嗎?

794
00:46:37,589 --> 00:46:38,549
謝天謝地

795
00:46:38,549 --> 00:46:40,425
只有妳能那麼做

796
00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:43,136
妳是諾瑪的監管人

797
00:46:45,514 --> 00:46:48,100
沒有妳,我什麼都做不了

798
00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:58,193
我們今晚別談這個,好嗎?

799
00:46:58,861 --> 00:46:59,903
明天再說吧

800
00:47:07,452 --> 00:47:08,704
那是什麼?

801
00:47:10,831 --> 00:47:14,585
這是我20年前在查塔努加時
就該給妳的東西

802
00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:24,052
道格拉斯

803
00:47:28,098 --> 00:47:29,474
我的女王

804
00:47:33,645 --> 00:47:36,523
這真美,道格拉斯

805
00:47:40,819 --> 00:47:42,196
賓客們很快就到了

806
00:47:57,252 --> 00:47:58,420
麥欣,我愛妳

807
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:20,567
哈囉,羅伯

808
00:48:22,027 --> 00:48:23,111
諾瑪,妳站起來了

809
00:48:24,238 --> 00:48:25,239
別說出去

810
00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:29,910
我為今晚的舞會安排了一點特別節目

811
00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:32,204
妳安排了什麼?

812
00:48:32,788 --> 00:48:34,081
到時你自然知道,小伙子

813
00:48:39,419 --> 00:48:40,629
到時你自然知道

814
00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:42,149
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