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[patrons chattering]
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[jazz music playing]
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[Norma sighs]
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- Oh.
- Here you go.
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You got here just in time.
I thought I was about to die of thirst.
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Well, we certainly wouldn't want that,
would we?
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[chuckles]
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Deliciously dry.
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- Kinda like the crowd in this room.
- [chuckles]
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Sit, join me.
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I don't think that's allowed, ma'am.
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Come on, sit.
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Nobody will mind. Trust me.
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Who are you?
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Excuse me?
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You've been serving me these
the entire season,
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and yet I know almost nothing about you.
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Tell me about the man behind the martini.
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- My name is Robert.
- Mmm.
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And I grew up in Puerto Rico.
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Tell me, Robert,
do you... you miss your family?
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We don't speak.
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[laughs] Common affliction.
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I only have one nephew with a horrid wife.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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You needn't be.
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Although I must admit,
I... I do get a little lonely at times,
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rattling around that big house
all by myself.
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I'm in need of someone
to perform certain tasks.
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What kind of tasks?
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All in good time, my boy.
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The only thing I ask for in return
is complete discretion.
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Are you the man for the job?
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[chuckles]
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[Maxine] Help!
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[groans] Help! Help!
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Where is everyone?
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My so-called bosom buddies,
leaving me to just perish out at sea.
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How could they?
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- Are they all so obsessed...
- [kissing, moaning]
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...with their tawdry little lives?
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They've all forgotten about me.
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Of course I'll say yes.
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I just wanna make your life easier.
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I know. Me too.
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Sons of bitches.
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Or should I say bitches of bitches.
[chuckles]
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That's kind of funny. [chuckles]
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It's also sad.
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So very sad.
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- [scoffs] Don't they know...
- [phone ringing]
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...a forgotten woman
is the most dangerous woman of all?
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[Maxine] Because a forgotten woman
has nothing left to lose.
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- [sighs] Oh.
- [ringing stops]
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Linda's not picking up.
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You're my only friend left in the world,
Bernadette.
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Unless you're just sticking around
to feast on my bones
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like the rest of the savages in this town.
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Who are you calling?
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[Douglas] Maxine.
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What are you gonna tell her? [chuckles]
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That you were swept up
in a homosexual raid?
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Shit! Shit! What the hell was I...
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Dellacorte residence,
Mary Meredith Davidsoul speaking.
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Mary? What the hell are you doing
at my house?
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I brought Norma home from the boat party.
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- Your wife left her to rot on the deck.
- [sighs]
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What are you talking about?
Where is Maxine?
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I haven't the foggiest.
But you need to scurry on home.
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I'm late for
my consciousness-raising circle
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and I don't think
that my consciousness... [stammers]
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should have to suffer
because your wife is a dreadful mess.
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[scoffs]
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[sighs]
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[chews] You shouldn't eat chocolate.
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Maxine didn't come home last night.
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Maybe she's having an affair.
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[scoffs] What are you talking about, man?
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Come on, you promised to be cool.
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That's true.
I promise it won't happen again.
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Good.
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Because we both know
if Maxine found out, it would kill her.
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I've been a fool, haven't I?
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To think that an insignificant nobody
like me could ever be chosen for... Oh.
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- Bernadette!
- [Bernadette squawks]
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[pants]
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Save yourself!
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Tell my husband I love him!
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[aircraft whooshes]
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[grunting, gasps] Oh!
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[coughs]
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[groaning]
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[sighs]
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Ahoy, spaceman.
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Ahoy.
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Are you okay?
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- Are you?
- [laughs] I am now.
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You wanna come to a party?
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What's that?
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A party!
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[grunts] It's called the Beach...
Never mind, I'll explain later.
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Swim towards me. I'll save you.
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Thank you, sweet, small,
baby Jesus in the sky. [laughs]
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Mr. Diaz, I need to speak to you.
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I told you to stay out of that place
at night.
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- Yes, but I didn't know what you meant.
- What's going on?
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I've met you before.
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Yeah, I arrested you.
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[laughs] Oh, it's great to see you again.
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Uh, listen, uh, you think
you could help us get out of here?
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- I'm sure my wife is worried sick.
- Mmm. I don't think so.
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She's kinda preoccupied at the moment.
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Preoccupied? What do you mean?
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[reporter] Tell us more about how you
came across this lost mermaid.
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Well, I just happened to be driving by,
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and I thought I'd offer this
pretty little hitchhiker a lift.
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She didn't seem too terribly dangerous.
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What the hell?
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Any plans to drop in on the White House?
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I'm sure the President would love
to offer his congratulations.
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Well, sir, that sounds swell.
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I would love to visit the President.
[sighs]
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But I've been invited to a party
by this lovely lady to my right.
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Well, the President's welcome
to come as well. [chuckles]
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- We got to get out of here.
- [Maxine] It's the 50th anniversary
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- of the Beach Ball.
- I know who to call.
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Uh, excuse me, I need to make a call.
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I'm gonna sing.
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Wow. I would love to hear that.
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[chuckles]
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[kisses]
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- [Evelyn sniffs]
- [Eduardo groans]
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Very good of NASA to bring
both of you straight to the studio.
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[astronaut]
Well, NASA always loves good publicity.
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- Sometimes it...
- I swear to God,
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that woman is like a cockroach.
She has nine lives.
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I thought you guys were friends.
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She forced her way into my set.
That does not make us friends.
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If you say so.
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I do.
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Let me cook you dinner tonight.
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- Why?
- Because I'm an incredible cook.
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Do you do this with a lot of women
at the club?
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What do you mean "this"?
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This, this, this.
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If I remember correctly,
you asked me to kiss you.
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And I loved every minute of it.
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[knocking]
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- You expecting someone?
- [Dinah] Eddie, it's me.
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- [knocking continues]
- [gasps]
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The door is dead-bolted,
so I know you're in there.
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Go away, Dinah. We're finished.
I meant what I said last night.
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Oh, really?
Well, did you also mean what you said
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when you promised to love me forever?
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[Eddie speaks Spanish]
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I don't speak Spanish, Eddie.
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Well, if that is how you really feel,
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you can leave this condo that I pay for.
Immediately.
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Leave me alone.
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I hope you die in abject misery.
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You certainly will.
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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You were saying?
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I'm sorry. I...
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She insisted on keeping us a secret.
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I didn't want to,
but I think she was ashamed of me.
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I meant what I said though.
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Whether you believe it or not,
I'd still like to cook you dinner.
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[chuckles]
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Just, uh, might have to be at your place.
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[smacks lips] Um, hmm.
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I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
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I'm just, um,
gonna need to check my... my book.
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[Mary] Rescued by an astronaut.
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That's the problem... [sighs]
...with this town, Norma.
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Good people like us get the shaft,
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but incompetent liars
like Maxine Simmons are celebrated.
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That cat is worth $75,000,
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- isn't she, Norma?
- Uh-huh.
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If your niece isn't going to make good
on her word,
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I have no choice
but to confiscate this old, stone puss...
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for the Fibs.
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- Who?
- [Maxine] Hello?
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Oh, fuck.
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[Maxine] Douglas.
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[sighs]
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Mary.
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Thank goodness you're back.
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[sighs] Where's Douglas?
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I can't keep track of your entire family,
Maxine.
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Isn't your poor aunt enough?
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Yes, I apologize.
Th-Thank you for taking care of Norma.
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I'm just doing what decent people do.
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I'm very sorry about your ordeal, Maxine.
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Thank you, Mary.
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That astronaut is very handsome though.
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Is he? [chuckles] Hadn't noticed.
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Uh, Mary?
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Don't you wanna hound me about fibrosis?
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Don't worry about it. We're square.
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[Douglas] Thanks for doing this.
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I didn't know who else to call
with ready cash on hand.
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[inhales sharply] I have to say,
I feel really weird about all this.
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I totally agree, and I think
I should let you guys talk, so...
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Yeah, that would be a good idea.
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Yes, but I need to get out.
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And you need to get out
in order f-for me to get out.
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[Robert grunts]
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All right.
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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You're sending me
a lot of mixed signals, Douglas.
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I-I don't mean to.
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We made a mistake, that's all.
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I didn't want to take your money, but I've
decided I'm going to take your money...
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minus what I paid for your bail...
and go to New York to be a model.
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That sounds like a really nice plan.
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[sighs] Well, have a nice life, Mitzi.
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You too.
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[sniffs, clears throat]
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- [engine stalling]
- [sighs]
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[sighs]
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[breathes shakily]
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No, no, no, no, no, no. [breathes heavily]
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What I've learned is
if you wanna get noticed,
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you have to make a big gesture,
like Maxine.
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She probably pitched herself over
the side of that boat to get attention.
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Well,
we're making counterfeit passports, Mary.
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We don't need any more attention.
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You done with your vow of silence,
or are you about to pantomime some shit?
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I got hoarse from not talking,
so can you come talk to me?
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Wow. You turned this around fast.
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Well, jump in, make yourself useful.
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Sorry, I-I can't.
I'm leaving for an ashram.
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Well, say "hi" to Ringo.
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I wish. I'm headed to Peru.
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But everybody can stay here
as long as you'd like.
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I'm leaving my checkbook, so have at it.
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[groans] Pack up your beanbags
and get out of my house, hippies.
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- I'm moving back in.
- Like hell you are.
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I need a place to cook dinner,
so you, missy,
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are gonna give this house back to me
right this very minute or...
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Or you'll what? Call the police
and tell them I killed my father?
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- [whispering, muttering]
- What are you going on about?
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Doug got to me first.
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So Doug is getting $2 million
of Daddy's money.
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And you are shit out of luck.
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00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,735
- Sorry, Evelyn.
- Fuck off, Mary.
250
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,031
{\an8}[breathes heavily]
251
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,492
Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine?
252
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:11,411
What... What the... Wh...
Where's my champagne?
253
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:15,123
What... What in the heavens? Bu...
[breathes heavily]
254
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:19,002
Oh, Maxine. Oh, babe,
thank God you're all right.
255
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,964
Yeah. Well, no thanks to you.
Where have you been?
256
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,342
I told you,
I had a business meeting at the club.
257
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,552
A business meeting,
258
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:30,514
while I'm out there bobbing around
like a big piece of shark bait?
259
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,349
Couldn't you have sent someone?
The coast guard?
260
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,184
I would have taken a fishing pontoon.
261
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,687
- I didn't even know you were missing.
- [gasps]
262
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,730
And I'm so sorry, Maxine.
I... I feel terrible.
263
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,982
Robert, this is not your fault.
264
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:45,529
[sighs] Listen, when I was out there
floating around alone...
265
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:49,658
[sighs] ...I... I just felt so terribly.
I couldn't stop thinking about you.
266
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,451
- Please know I meant well. I really did.
- Mmm.
267
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,245
Don't worry. Maxine, please.
It's okay. It's...
268
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,413
No, it's not okay.
269
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,999
Well, what kind of friend would I be
if I-I knew someone could hurt you,
270
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,166
and I didn't say anything?
271
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:00,878
A-A bad friend.
272
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:01,795
Exactly.
273
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,882
Hey, why don't you just go on upstairs
and relax?
274
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,383
- Relax?
- Yeah.
275
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:10,596
You want me to relax? Relax?
I can't relax.
276
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:13,473
I-I'm throwing the-the party of my life
in 48 hours.
277
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,269
I gotta go upstairs, and put my leotard on
and start blocking my number.
278
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,354
[breathes heavily] Relax.
279
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,606
Easy for you to say.
280
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:24,943
Relax with your business meetings
at the club. [speaks indistinctly]
281
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,406
- You're really good at that.
- Huh?
282
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,159
- Lying.
- What am I supposed to say?
283
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,244
- What?
- That I was swept up in a gay raid
284
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,623
telling our pool boy how I was having
an affair with her manicurist?
285
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:38,916
- Douglas.
- Mitzi,
286
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,250
- what are you doing here?
- [Robert] Oh, my God.
287
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,878
I've been hiding in a bush
waiting for Maxine to go upstairs.
288
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,005
- Why?
- My car won't start.
289
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,299
- [Maxine screams]
- [Robert] Maxine.
290
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,717
- [Douglas] Maxine?
- [Mitzi gasps]
291
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,303
- What's going on?
- [Maxine] Ann.
292
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,596
- Maxine?
- Oh, my God. What happened?
293
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,680
Oh, I-I don't know.
294
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,849
She said she wanted to look through
Norma's s-scrapbooks,
295
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,392
and I found her like this.
296
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,645
- Well, she has a pulse.
- [Maxine] Thank heavens.
297
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:00,938
Maybe she's just asleep.
298
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:05,192
- Mitzi?
- I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
299
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,401
Yes.
300
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,194
Hi, Maxine. [chuckles]
301
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,613
[sighs] Oh, thank God you're here.
302
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,198
[stammers]
We need all the help we can get.
303
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:14,535
[sighs] I don't know what to do.
[shouting] Ann! Ann!
304
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,036
[Maxine] Is she gonna be all right?
305
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,038
[orderly] Hard to say, ma'am.
They'll have to run tests.
306
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,165
I'm sorry, but I really do have to go.
307
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,334
- What?
- I just stopped by to say goodbye.
308
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,294
I'm heading to New York City. [chuckles]
309
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,422
Mitzi, you can't abandon me
before the Beach Ball. [chuckles]
310
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,715
You're supposed to help with my number.
311
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,884
I can't stay. I gave up my apartment.
312
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,095
Nonsense. You can stay with us.
We have plenty of rooms.
313
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,638
Oh, I don't want to put you out.
314
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:35,806
We really need to get moving.
315
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:36,974
Okay. One minute. [sighs]
316
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,308
She doesn't want to put us out, Max.
317
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,186
Well, I don't care what either one
of you want. I almost drowned.
318
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,188
Maybe it's time to do what I think.
319
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,773
Hey, what are you doing?
320
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,317
What am I doing? I'm going with her.
321
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:51,196
I know what it's like to be left for dead.
[sighs]
322
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,865
Is that all you can do
when the chips are down?
323
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,449
Just gnaw at yourself? Stop it.
324
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,244
Mitzi, do me a favor
and give Douglas a clear coat.
325
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,663
- He needs to break the habit.
- Okay, we really need to go.
326
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:00,747
All right. Let's go then.
327
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,333
[engine revs, siren blaring]
328
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,716
What's a clear coat?
329
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,238
[Mitzi] These are the worst
I've ever seen.
330
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,991
- You must have a lot of stress.
- [breathes deeply]
331
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:41,288
Do you do this a lot?
332
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,165
No, this is the first.
333
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,000
No, not the manicure.
334
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,753
Oh. No.
335
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,214
You were the first too.
336
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,341
I find that hard to believe.
337
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:55,969
It's just fucking Palm Beach.
338
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,431
Palm Beach didn't invite me
into the coat closet, Doug.
339
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,477
I told Maxine
I didn't want to come back here.
340
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,854
Now you're blaming Maxine?
341
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:10,943
No. No,
I... I just didn't want to disappoint her.
342
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,697
You're really easy to talk to, Mitzi.
343
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,409
- Manicurists and bartenders.
- Mmm.
344
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,369
We're good listeners.
345
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,579
Students of human nature.
346
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,748
Better tips.
347
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,543
Oh.
348
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,754
[Maxine] Looks like
we both had a rough night, friend.
349
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:35,133
Oh, must be so hard to go through this
without any loved ones. [sighs]
350
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,554
Do you have any loved ones, Ann?
351
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,641
How about you tell me everything there
is to know about you when you wake up?
352
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:43,725
Deal?
353
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:46,770
Maxine?
354
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,859
[gasps] Oh, my stars.
355
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,194
[inhales sharply]
W... We just keep running into each other.
356
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,823
We're in each other's orbit. I'm sorry.
Terrible. Astronaut humor.
357
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,825
- [chuckles, inhales sharply]
- Oh. [chuckles]
358
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,286
[stammers] Who's your friend?
359
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,956
Oh, this is my friend, Onn Haliday.
[scoffs] Ann Holiday.
360
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,917
[chuckles] She's a journalist.
She writes for The Shiny Sheet.
361
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,253
She's in a coma.
She's a journalist in a coma.
362
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,088
Golly.
363
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,300
Yes. [inhales deeply]
Uh, what are you doing here?
364
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,718
Oh, just had to do some blood tests,
365
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,970
'cause I'm not gonna be able
to get back to base. Hmm.
366
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:23,182
There's also this pediatric cancer wing,
and I just had to say hi.
367
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:26,560
Oh. Why can't you go back to base?
368
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,563
You invited me to a party
in a couple of days, remember?
369
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:30,772
You're gonna sing?
370
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,232
[both chuckle]
371
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,193
- I know this might sound silly.
- It won't.
372
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,777
Before I got the space bug... [sighs]
373
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,946
- ...I was a darn good piano player.
- [gasps]
374
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,782
I-I'm sure someone like you
already has someone to accompany...
375
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,993
I-I-I haven't anyone.
376
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,746
I don't have someone to.
377
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:49,499
Oh, I would be honored... [chuckles]
...if you would tickle my ivories.
378
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,711
All right. Groovy.
What song are you gonna sing?
379
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,756
["Is That All There Is" playing on piano]
380
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:02,221
♪ Is that all there is? ♪
381
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:06,517
♪ Is that all there is? ♪
382
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,478
♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪
383
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:12,481
♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪
384
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:15,567
Whoo! [chuckles] That's a perfect key.
Thank you.
385
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,112
Okay. So, um, then my ball comes down.
386
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,198
Did I tell you I'm sitting astride
a giant beach ball?
387
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,783
- Far out.
- Yes.
388
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,243
Okay. Okay.
389
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:29,331
Um, showgirls cross,
kelp wipes, lower down the seahorses.
390
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,458
Oh, Mitzi!
This is when you push out my stairs.
391
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,628
And when you do that,
I want you to grapevine, okay?
392
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,296
Off stage left.
And make sure you grapevine.
393
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,798
I don't want you shuffling off to Buffalo.
394
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:40,592
[inhales deeply] Okay, um, then I descend.
395
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:44,596
Hold for applause. Oh, thank you.
396
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:45,973
[gasps] Oh, and then bubbles.
397
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,724
Bubbles everywhere.
It starts raining bubbles.
398
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,895
Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
That's my cue for my speech.
399
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,648
"Thank you everyone. Thank you.
400
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:58,569
You might be asking yourselves,
'Who is Maxine Dellacorte?' Am I right?"
401
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,279
Oh,
and I was thinking maybe for this part,
402
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:03,282
I'd sit at the end of the stage,
make it more intimate.
403
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,366
Is that too much?
404
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,617
Maybe a little too much.
405
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,286
Oh. I appreciate your honesty.
406
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:08,954
[inhales deeply] Okay.
407
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:12,332
"Well, the answer is simple.
She's just a girl really.
408
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,334
A simple orphan girl from Tennessee."
409
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,878
Wait a minute. You're from Tennessee?
410
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:17,880
Yeah. Chattanooga.
411
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,923
Get out of town. Johnson City.
412
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,218
- You're joshing me. [scoffs]
- No, ma'am. [chuckles]
413
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,012
[Maxine] I don't detect an accent.
414
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,763
- [Grant] I moved around a lot.
- [Maxine] Huh.
415
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,348
Are you really an orphan?
416
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,684
[inhales deeply] Yes.
417
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,020
Uh... [sighs]
...my parents left me in a washbasin
418
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,355
on the stoop of an orphanage
when I was six months old.
419
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,858
- I'm sorry about that.
- Eh. It happens.
420
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:40,944
- I was a foster kid myself.
- Now you're just yanking my beehive.
421
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,696
[chuckles] I'm not, I swear.
422
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,156
Well, look at you now.
423
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:47,659
You went from foster child
to America's space hero.
424
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:51,246
[chuckles] And look at you. Born in
a washbasin to socialite of the year.
425
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,832
I don't think I was actually born
in the washbasin, but you never know.
426
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,167
- [chuckles]
- Still.
427
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,961
- You're America's sweetheart, aren't you?
- [Douglas clearing throat]
428
00:22:58,587 --> 00:22:59,796
Let's take five, everybody.
429
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:01,340
Thank you, five.
430
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:03,342
[Douglas sighs]
431
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:04,927
Douglas?
432
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:08,055
I don't like that guy.
433
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,307
- Astronaut Herkimer? But he's harmless.
- [piano playing]
434
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:11,850
You're too naive, Maxine.
435
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,561
You don't see what's right in front of
your face sometimes.
436
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,774
I know astronauts.
[scoffs] I was a pilot, remember?
437
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,067
[Tom] Afternoon.
438
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,318
[piano playing stops]
439
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:22,986
W-What are you doing here?
440
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,821
[Maxine] Oh, Sergeant Sanka.
441
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,574
To what do we owe the...
this afternoon pleasure?
442
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,827
I'd like to introduce you to Agent Clune...
443
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,290
and Agent Stevens.
444
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:39,253
Oh, well, hi, FBI.
445
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:40,587
Secret Service.
446
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,922
Oh.
447
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,551
President Nixon has accepted
your invitation, ma'am.
448
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:46,802
He'll be attending your party.
449
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,680
- Nix... [gasps] What? Oh! [gasps]
- [chuckles]
450
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,099
Oh, my. Oh, m... I'm gonna plotz.
[chuckles]
451
00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:54,268
He wants to congratulate
Astronaut Herkimer
452
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:56,770
on his extraordinary act of bravery.
453
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,438
He's a true American hero.
454
00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,898
[laughing]
455
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,108
What's all the hullabaloo?
456
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,944
Oh. The president is coming.
He wants to meet us.
457
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,154
- Us!
- [Grant] Gee willikers.
458
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,365
- He's coming to the party.
- [mocking] "Gee willikers."
459
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:11,034
[Maxine] Come here! Oh, my Go... [laughs]
460
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,704
[Agent Clune] At precisely 9:00 p.m.,
the president will arrive.
461
00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:14,621
[Maxine] Oh.
462
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,708
He'll say a few words
about American exceptionalism
463
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:20,878
as personified by Astronaut Herkimer and...
464
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:22,838
[gasps] Oh. Maxine Dellacorte.
465
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:26,091
At 9:10, you'll pose with the president
for an official photo.
466
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,595
No touching.
At 9:13, the president will depart.
467
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:31,889
Oh, well, he might want to stick around
for my musical number.
468
00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:34,892
We saw the cottage cheese
on the way in. Nice touch.
469
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,351
- [clicks tongue]
- The president's favorite food.
470
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,145
- Mmm.
- Everything's coming up Nixon.
471
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:41,106
Major Herkimer
already has security clearance.
472
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,151
But you two... We have some issues.
473
00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:46,695
Ooh. A folder. How official.
474
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,156
We were hoping you could help us
clear this up.
475
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,951
This is your John Hancock, correct?
476
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,244
Yes. What is this?
477
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:56,997
It's a petition from a radical
feminist organization
478
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,666
that says
you support the president being ejected
479
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,794
from office for warmongering
and general evil doing.
480
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,339
Trust me.
I had no idea what I was signing.
481
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,424
- Not much of a reader?
- No. [chuckles]
482
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:11,345
But I can assure you... [chuckles]
...I am not now, nor have I ever been,
483
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,847
nor will I ever be, a feminist.
484
00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:17,684
That paper is... It's harmless.
485
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,061
[sighs]
486
00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:21,730
Just like those ladies
reeking of patchouli
487
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,733
sitting across the street
on a bunch of corduroy beanbags.
488
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:25,943
Across the street?
489
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,820
Oh, they've absolutely infested
the Rollins Mansion.
490
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:29,988
Evelyn is beside herself.
491
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,323
Who's Evelyn?
492
00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:33,742
- She's my best friend from the club.
- [groans] She's a pain in the ass.
493
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,664
[Robert] I guess you got your promotion.
494
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,918
[Tom] I'll be working the party
as the local law enforcement liaison.
495
00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:46,839
All you had to do was sell out a bar
filled with men just like you.
496
00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:53,136
[inhales deeply] I'm sure you're a saint.
497
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:57,432
Your lifestyle has never
caused anybody else any problems.
498
00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:06,233
Most days, I love my job.
499
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,694
Some days, I don't.
500
00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:12,322
We both know
there is a right and a wrong time
501
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:13,407
to open your mouth.
502
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,954
Well... [sighs]
503
00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:22,040
...now that we know my wife's
not gonna set her bra on fire...
504
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,126
- [laughs]
- ...we done here, fellas? [sighs]
505
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,210
Not quite.
506
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:29,089
Your wife's not the only one
with a black mark on her record.
507
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:35,929
Oh, if this is about
that Perry Donahue business...
508
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,639
- [chuckles]
- ...that has all been sorted.
509
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,807
That may be,
510
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,310
but we're referring to this charge
for gross indecency
511
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:44,479
and homosexual solicitation
with a Mr. Diaz.
512
00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:47,232
- What in the darn tootin'?
- How do you know about that?
513
00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,984
- That just happened.
- Douglas!
514
00:26:48,984 --> 00:26:52,571
We're the Secret Service, sir.
It's our job to know the secrets.
515
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:54,656
- Douglas, what are they talking about?
- [breathes heavily]
516
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,117
I-It's just a big misunderstanding, Max.
517
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:03,874
See? Just a big misunderstanding.
That's all.
518
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:07,085
This doesn't mean
the president's not coming now, is it?
519
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:09,213
If it were up to me,
520
00:27:09,922 --> 00:27:12,508
I wouldn't let the president near
this house of crooks,
521
00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:15,844
but he really wants to meet the astronaut.
522
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:17,721
Oh. [sighs]
523
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:23,310
An astronaut? Of course Maxine
found a way to upstage my engagement.
524
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,188
I honestly don't see
what's so special about her.
525
00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:28,315
She does have a very nice house.
526
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,068
- That astronaut though... [moans]
- [Raquel moans]
527
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:32,861
I would like to measure his inseam.
528
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,655
Here, darling. Try this one.
529
00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,574
Grayman, I thought this was for Evelyn.
530
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,953
Rumor has she can't afford it.
531
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:43,580
And congratulations are in order.
532
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,624
It's so strange.
533
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:48,836
I'm about to become a young trophy wife
to a fabulously rich man.
534
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,128
I should be happier.
535
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:54,091
- But Axel confessed some disturbing news.
- Not diseased?
536
00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:57,302
Worse. A democrat.
He was Humphrey's biggest donor.
537
00:27:57,302 --> 00:28:00,013
- Oh, darling. There are worse things.
- [exhales deeply]
538
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:03,141
Ah, just the woman I wanted to see.
Dinah, where are you?
539
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,726
- Over there.
- Come.
540
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:06,645
[Dinah] Yes, madam.
541
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:08,897
Thank you so much.
542
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:12,359
Gentlemen, have a fine day.
543
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,069
Drive safely.
544
00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:23,161
What in the fires of hell's pits
is going on here?
545
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:26,915
I'm... I'm hanging on for... for dear life
to a splinter of driftwood,
546
00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:31,211
and-and my husband and friend
are caught gay soliciting at a bar?
547
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,046
And you told me Douglas wasn't your type.
548
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,798
- [inhales deeply]
- I'm not?
549
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:36,550
Of course not.
550
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,052
And that's not
what we were doing together, Maxine.
551
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:41,263
Okay. Well, what were you doing together?
552
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:44,099
Answer me!
553
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:48,896
Well, he wanted to talk to me and, uh...
but he didn't know I was in a gay bar.
554
00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:52,482
So I... I me... I mean, we... we...
555
00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:55,861
Were planning a surprise for you.
For the Beach Ball.
556
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:57,654
There you go.
557
00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:00,115
[gasps]
558
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,535
You were thinking about me the whole time?
559
00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:05,245
You were the topic of conversation
560
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:07,331
- the entire night, Max.
- [Maxine sighs]
561
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,415
Isn't that right, Robby?
562
00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,417
- Robert. Right.
- Mmm.
563
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,295
I'm so sorry I ever doubted you.
[chuckles, sniffles]
564
00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:16,590
Oh. I don't wanna cry
and mess up my makeup. [sighs]
565
00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:19,468
Gotta go deal with those vultures
at Ceil Chapman who left me to drown.
566
00:29:19,468 --> 00:29:21,011
- [sniffles]
- Well, you look beautiful, Max.
567
00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,638
- [Robert] Mmm.
- Excuse me.
568
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:25,724
[Maxine sighs]
569
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:28,810
- [kisses]
- [kisses]
570
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,232
Thanks. [sighs]
571
00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:35,651
I thought you were gonna rat me out there
for a minute.
572
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:37,819
You better find a damn good surprise
for my friend.
573
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:38,737
Yeah.
574
00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:40,948
- Nice dress.
- You didn't come here
575
00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,574
- to talk about my dress.
- No.
576
00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:44,952
- What do you want?
- Just a little dating advice.
577
00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:47,871
I'm new to the scene,
and you're clearly very successful.
578
00:29:48,539 --> 00:29:53,210
A little birdie told me you were dating
a sexy tennis pro on the side.
579
00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:55,754
Was that little birdie named Maxine?
580
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:57,381
Maybe. Yes.
581
00:29:57,381 --> 00:30:02,094
If you must know,
unfortunately, it is over between us.
582
00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:04,388
I was only marrying Axel
to maintain Eddie.
583
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:06,890
You have no idea how expensive a lover is.
584
00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,976
[breathes deeply]
585
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:11,478
Ladies! I have an announcement.
586
00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:17,401
I know. Yes. Surprised to see me,
considering you left me for dead.
587
00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:18,318
[chuckles]
588
00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:21,363
But the lemons you gave me
have turned into lemonade,
589
00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:24,199
because the president,
Mr. Richard Milhous Nixon,
590
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,285
is coming to the Beach Ball.
591
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:29,204
President Nixon is coming to your party?
592
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:32,499
He wants to meet the astronaut, yes.
[chuckles] And me.
593
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:34,418
Astounding.
594
00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:36,003
[chuckling]
595
00:30:36,879 --> 00:30:39,631
Should we really be clapping?
596
00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:44,511
Nixon's bad, right? He's a bad person.
597
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,471
Mary, you have a shoelace
598
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:47,848
- tied around your brain.
- [gasps]
599
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:51,268
He's killing innocent people, Evelyn.
600
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,479
Let's leave politics at party's door,
shall we?
601
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,315
We're all American patriots, yes?
602
00:30:56,315 --> 00:30:59,318
Let me fetch your dress.
It is exceptional.
603
00:30:59,318 --> 00:31:01,028
- Aw. [gasps]
- Just like you.
604
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,617
Maxine, a word.
605
00:31:08,493 --> 00:31:09,494
[Dinah sighs]
606
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:14,833
[Evelyn] We need to talk turkey.
607
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,335
I'm so happy to hear you say that.
608
00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:19,004
I have had a few catering kerfuffles
at my house in the past few days.
609
00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:21,715
I've taken on a lover... [inhales deeply]
610
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:24,718
...and he doesn't know I'm homeless
or penniless.
611
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,471
But I've decided I want to keep him.
612
00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:28,847
Maxine,
613
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,434
I learned something about myself
614
00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:35,020
the night I stared into that whale's
bulbous pupil.
615
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,563
Oh, it's so funny you should say that.
616
00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:38,815
I learned something too
at my all-night sojourn at sea.
617
00:31:38,815 --> 00:31:40,734
[stammers] Oh, let's say what we learned
on three. One...
618
00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:43,237
I should be throwing the Beach Ball.
619
00:31:46,365 --> 00:31:50,619
Well, as much as I respect
your sea change...
620
00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:51,787
[chuckles, inhales deeply]
621
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,039
...over my dead body. [scoffs]
622
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:59,253
I would be willing to co-host
as per our original arrangement.
623
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:01,046
For half the proceeds, of course.
624
00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:03,215
Well, what if I refuse?
625
00:32:03,215 --> 00:32:05,133
Well, then I'll just call in a bomb threat
626
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:09,513
and little Dicky Nix won't go
to Maxine's party-warty. [mock cries]
627
00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:11,390
You wouldn't.
628
00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:12,641
Oh. Try me.
629
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,812
I used to be a showgirl, sweetie.
We're made of grit and greasepaint.
630
00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:20,065
Did you enjoy the Boone's Farm
and cottage cheese?
631
00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,526
Who do you think phoned in those orders?
632
00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:24,152
Well, it looks like the joke's on you
633
00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:26,613
because the president
happens to love cottage cheese.
634
00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:29,867
I can't wait to watch him eat it
at our party.
635
00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:31,702
Ow.
636
00:32:31,702 --> 00:32:34,997
Grayman, have Dinah take off my custom
637
00:32:34,997 --> 00:32:36,915
and charge it
to Mrs. Dellacorte's account.
638
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:38,250
We've come to an agreement.
639
00:32:42,421 --> 00:32:44,548
- Hands up. This is a raid.
- Everybody, stay where you are.
640
00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:46,049
[Tom] You have the right to remain silent.
641
00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:49,428
Anything you say can be used against you
in a court of law.
642
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:50,470
Who sent you?
643
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:52,806
You're under arrest for threats
against the president...
644
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:54,766
- Let's go.
- ...and aiding and abetting draft dodging.
645
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:56,810
Watch your head.
646
00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:09,072
[knocks]
647
00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:11,283
Oh, hi.
648
00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,451
Hey.
649
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,412
Gimlet? Keep it simple?
650
00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:17,372
- [chuckles]
- [chuckling] Hey.
651
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,209
You left your room.
652
00:33:20,209 --> 00:33:23,545
I'm leaving the country.
I'm gonna go to an ashram.
653
00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:25,047
For how long?
654
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:28,509
A year, maybe more.
So I wanted to say goodbye.
655
00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:33,096
- Oh.
- Why?
656
00:33:35,224 --> 00:33:38,644
[inhales sharply] I am officially
kind of a mess.
657
00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:40,896
I'm gonna miss you.
658
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,024
Well, then come with me.
659
00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:47,486
- What are you talking about? [chuckles]
- Leave all this bullshit.
660
00:33:47,486 --> 00:33:50,447
- Oh, come on, Linda.
- Robert, seriously.
661
00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:53,659
Go where you can be yourself.
662
00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:55,536
Go to New York City.
663
00:33:57,538 --> 00:34:00,582
The riots at Stonewall
are gonna change everything.
664
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:04,378
[sighs] I can't leave Norma.
665
00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:06,421
Doug and Maxine have that covered.
666
00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:08,757
You know it's my fault
she's like this, right?
667
00:34:08,757 --> 00:34:09,716
[clicks tongue]
668
00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:13,929
No, you don't know.
And now I need a drink. [sighs]
669
00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:15,179
- [Linda sighs]
- Well, um...
670
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:21,728
[Robert] I haven't told anyone.
671
00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:26,024
[inhales sharply]
But the night she almost died,
672
00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:28,527
I, um... I had a date,
673
00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:31,737
and she didn't want me to go,
674
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,616
and we fought, and we fought bad.
675
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:35,701
- I was angry.
- [scoffs]
676
00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:38,661
I left and I did it on purpose.
I wanted to punish her.
677
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:42,456
And when I came back,
she was laying on the floor.
678
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,920
She had tried to give herself a shot,
679
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,630
and apparently there was, uh,
an air bubble in her insulin.
680
00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:52,301
[stammers] I didn't even know
she was diabetic.
681
00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:55,971
No, no one knew. She doesn't want
anyone to know she's weak.
682
00:34:57,054 --> 00:35:00,100
Robert. Don't do that to yourself.
683
00:35:01,435 --> 00:35:03,353
Don't do what I did with my dad.
684
00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:06,023
Just let go of the guilt.
685
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:09,151
Linda, I don't like the outside world
like you do.
686
00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:15,324
[chuckles] I just want a simple,
kind of protected, safe life
687
00:35:16,408 --> 00:35:17,993
and she's offered me one.
688
00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:20,037
It's beautiful in Palm Beach.
689
00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:26,710
And you think you feel safe here
with Norma.
690
00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:31,882
But this town's all about hiding,
691
00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:34,676
and the hiding doesn't make you safer.
692
00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:41,225
The outside world
always has a way of finding us.
693
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,397
Until it does.
694
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,149
Until it does.
695
00:35:57,574 --> 00:36:01,495
[gasps] Mi amor,
congratulations on your president.
696
00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:03,121
Oh, thank you, Raquel.
697
00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:05,249
Maybe he'll be the first member
at the new club.
698
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:07,584
- Beg pardon?
- Didn't you hear?
699
00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:09,586
Douglas and Pinky are building
a brand-new club.
700
00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:13,549
It's gonna be bigger and better
than the crusty old Palm Royale.
701
00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:15,342
Wait, wha... what new club?
702
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,219
The new club that's gonna be
at your house.
703
00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,262
My house?
704
00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:20,472
Your house. Norma's house. Doug's house.
705
00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:23,892
What's in a name? It's our house now.
706
00:36:23,892 --> 00:36:26,311
[laughing, vocalizes]
707
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,771
What are you talking about?
708
00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:28,897
Douglas!
709
00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:33,318
There she is.
710
00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:36,196
[chuckles]
711
00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:38,949
You didn't give away our house
without talking to me about it first,
712
00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:40,325
did you?
713
00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:44,162
- Honey... [sighs]
- No, no, no. Don't you "honey" me.
714
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:45,581
Did you? [breathes shakily]
715
00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,333
I was going to tell you about it
716
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,793
but then you went overboard.
717
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:53,589
Don't... Don't you dare put this on me.
[breathes shakily]
718
00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:56,091
Oh, I can't believe I thought
this time was gonna be different.
719
00:36:56,091 --> 00:36:59,052
[breathes heavily] You fuck up.
I clean up.
720
00:36:59,052 --> 00:37:01,555
We move and start all over.
721
00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:04,183
I actually thought
if I gave you all of this
722
00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:05,893
then maybe... maybe you'd change.
723
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:07,811
Max, I'm trying to not fuck up.
724
00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:10,898
- I... I did this for us.
- [Maxine sighs]
725
00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:11,982
It doesn't feel like it.
726
00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:17,029
Honey, you deserve to be
queen of Palm Beach.
727
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,656
Queen of Palm Beach?
728
00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:24,161
[scoffs] Says the man who made sure
I wasn't Miss Chattanooga.
729
00:37:43,764 --> 00:37:46,725
Oh, hi, Mary. Where is everybody?
730
00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:48,685
They took them to jail.
731
00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:51,563
They rounded them up in a paddy wagon.
732
00:37:51,563 --> 00:37:53,023
Those bastards.
733
00:37:53,607 --> 00:37:56,818
Do you know why they call it
a paddy wagon?
734
00:37:57,611 --> 00:38:00,572
Because it's padded.
735
00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:02,616
I don't think that's the reason.
736
00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:04,409
No, I know this van.
737
00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:09,998
[sighs] My husband, David Davidsoul,
put me in... [scoffs] ...one of those
738
00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:11,875
a couple of times a year.
739
00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:14,419
Oh, yes.
If I even made a noise in the house,
740
00:38:14,419 --> 00:38:17,089
- David would call the paddy wagon.
- Oh.
741
00:38:17,089 --> 00:38:20,092
And this is all Richard Nixon's fault.
742
00:38:20,092 --> 00:38:21,426
I'm not following.
743
00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:25,514
If Nixon wasn't coming to Maxine's party,
744
00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:30,602
the secret service wouldn't have
rounded up our lady warriors...
745
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,980
- We could have protested.
- We could have killed him.
746
00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:34,064
What?
747
00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:35,899
Killed him. Mm-hmm.
748
00:38:37,651 --> 00:38:38,986
And we still can.
749
00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:41,905
Oh, uh, wow, Mary. Um...
750
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:48,120
Didn't you say that he was responsible
for the deaths of thousands? [scoffs]
751
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,664
I'm sure your heart's in the right place.
But trust me,
752
00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:56,378
you do not want to be the woman
seen as crazy in this town.
753
00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:59,423
You will lose the only power you have.
754
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:02,092
You're sounding very patriarchal.
755
00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:03,635
I'm not trying to oppress you.
756
00:39:06,305 --> 00:39:08,640
Obviously, you're not thinking clearly
right now.
757
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,477
For the first time in my life,
I am entirely clear-headed.
758
00:39:12,477 --> 00:39:13,562
Oh.
759
00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:19,526
Well, I don't wanna have to call the cops.
760
00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:22,196
[scoffs] Neither do I...
761
00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:28,410
...want you to call the cops.
762
00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:30,370
So, you're not gonna do anything rash.
763
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:34,666
Right.
764
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:35,751
Promise?
765
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,377
Of course.
766
00:39:38,629 --> 00:39:42,424
[inhales sharply] I think the season
has gotten to me. [sniffs]
767
00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:46,220
[sighs] Oh, maybe I need
a little vacation.
768
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:49,640
[chuckles] Perhaps I'll visit Panama.
769
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,683
- Or Peru.
- Sure.
770
00:39:51,683 --> 00:39:52,768
Okay, Mary.
771
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:57,022
- I'm sorry, Linda. I am so sorry.
- [stammers]
772
00:39:57,022 --> 00:39:58,106
[Mary groans]
773
00:40:01,777 --> 00:40:03,779
[piano playing]
774
00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:12,704
[clears throat]
775
00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:14,998
[clears throat]
776
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,084
[chuckles]
777
00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:19,419
I hope it's okay
I got here a little early.
778
00:40:19,419 --> 00:40:21,213
Just wanted to go over it one more time.
779
00:40:22,256 --> 00:40:24,675
I get nervous, well, before anything.
780
00:40:26,969 --> 00:40:28,512
Really? You?
781
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:32,432
[sighs] I wish there was a term
for always feeling like an impostor.
782
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:36,478
Seem pretty straightforward to me.
783
00:40:36,478 --> 00:40:37,563
[chuckles]
784
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,482
[playing continues]
785
00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:48,532
I remember when I was a little boy,
staring up at the moon.
786
00:40:49,491 --> 00:40:53,078
[chuckles] I stood in the yard,
shivering in my pajamas.
787
00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:54,162
[playing stops]
788
00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:55,789
Is that a woman's face I see?
789
00:40:56,707 --> 00:40:58,792
- Or is it made of cheese?
- [chuckles]
790
00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:03,005
And I thought to myself,
"Is that all there is to a moon?"
791
00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,840
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
792
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,176
- [inhales sharply] You're funny.
- [playing continues]
793
00:41:08,218 --> 00:41:09,219
You're sweet.
794
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:15,767
I love the piano.
795
00:41:16,727 --> 00:41:20,063
I always wanted to play it in pageants,
you know, for the talent portion.
796
00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:24,484
But I learned how to escape instead.
797
00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:26,486
[chuckles] I'm sure you're great.
798
00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,781
- Maybe you just need the right teacher.
- [chuckles]
799
00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:32,492
Here. Come on, play.
Come on, play with me.
800
00:41:37,873 --> 00:41:38,999
Yeah.
801
00:41:38,999 --> 00:41:42,794
- Ooh. [chuckles] Okay.
- [chuckles]
802
00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:44,254
Yeah.
803
00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:47,424
[Maxine chuckles]
804
00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:54,014
See, you're great. You don't need me.
805
00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:55,849
[both chuckling]
806
00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:24,336
I'm sorry. Did I read the signals wrong?
807
00:42:26,255 --> 00:42:27,256
Um...
808
00:42:28,465 --> 00:42:29,466
signals?
809
00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:32,052
My hero.
810
00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:34,596
The invitation.
811
00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:35,681
I mean, this song.
812
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,642
Isn't this a metaphor
for your dying marriage?
813
00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:44,356
[stammers] Oh, this song
is about accepting your fate
814
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,733
for better or worse. [inhales sharply]
815
00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:50,153
Grant, I...
816
00:42:50,946 --> 00:42:51,947
[sighs]
817
00:42:54,283 --> 00:42:55,284
I love my husband.
818
00:43:07,087 --> 00:43:08,422
Where you going?
819
00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:13,427
I need some fresh air.
820
00:43:22,561 --> 00:43:23,562
[sighs]
821
00:43:25,606 --> 00:43:26,648
[exhales shakily]
822
00:43:29,735 --> 00:43:30,861
[knocking]
823
00:43:40,913 --> 00:43:41,914
Hi.
824
00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:44,249
Hi.
825
00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,168
You're leaving?
826
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,669
Yeah.
827
00:43:51,507 --> 00:43:53,800
Look, I, um...
828
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,845
I used to be a secret too with Skeet.
829
00:43:57,596 --> 00:43:59,389
He didn't want anyone to see me.
830
00:44:00,015 --> 00:44:06,438
But now I think I kind of
want people to see me with you.
831
00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:13,278
I... [stammers, chuckles]
Ah, hell. I'm not very good at this.
832
00:44:13,278 --> 00:44:16,073
- [chuckles]
- Do you wanna go to a party?
833
00:44:16,907 --> 00:44:17,908
Yeah.
834
00:44:18,617 --> 00:44:19,910
[gasps]
835
00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:23,372
[nurse] Ms. Holiday. You're okay.
836
00:44:24,248 --> 00:44:26,166
Where am I? What happened?
837
00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:28,126
We need to check your pancreas.
838
00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:29,503
There could be a tumor.
839
00:44:30,087 --> 00:44:31,964
Your body was flooded with insulin.
840
00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:33,674
There's no fucking tumor.
841
00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:37,052
[stammers] Ms. Holiday,
you're lucky to be alive. [stammers]
842
00:44:37,052 --> 00:44:39,096
- Here. Hold that.
- [stammers] Ma'am.
843
00:44:39,805 --> 00:44:41,014
Ma'am. You're still hooked.
844
00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:44,101
Get these damn things off.
I'm on deadline.
845
00:44:44,101 --> 00:44:47,104
I gotta put my pants on. Oh, my gosh.
846
00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:53,861
[Douglas] Here. Let me help you with that.
847
00:45:04,997 --> 00:45:07,124
You know why sometimes it's so hard
for me to see
848
00:45:07,124 --> 00:45:08,709
what's right in front of my face?
849
00:45:12,337 --> 00:45:15,299
Because for years, all I would see
when I'd look in the mirror
850
00:45:15,299 --> 00:45:18,802
was a girl that nobody loved enough
not to leave her behind.
851
00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:23,182
I love you, Max.
852
00:45:25,434 --> 00:45:29,938
From the minute I first saw you,
I knew you were a star.
853
00:45:33,442 --> 00:45:35,194
I'm the one who couldn't keep up.
854
00:45:36,195 --> 00:45:37,654
- [scoffs]
- For 20 years,
855
00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:39,656
I've been waiting for you
to figure that out.
856
00:45:40,824 --> 00:45:41,825
[sighs]
857
00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:44,578
You're right. I've been selfish.
858
00:45:45,954 --> 00:45:47,664
I should have told you about Pinky.
859
00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:50,626
I was just trying to make good.
860
00:45:53,670 --> 00:45:54,671
Oh, well...
861
00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:59,051
Douglas, you are good.
862
00:46:00,761 --> 00:46:02,262
You are, and I love you,
863
00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:03,472
and you're everything to me.
864
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:06,266
And I need you to know that.
865
00:46:25,994 --> 00:46:27,496
Is there something else
you're not telling me?
866
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:33,210
I didn't sign our house away.
867
00:46:34,503 --> 00:46:35,504
Really?
868
00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:38,549
Oh. Oh, thank God.
869
00:46:38,549 --> 00:46:40,425
- You're the only one who can do that.
- [sighs]
870
00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:43,136
You're Norma's conservator.
871
00:46:45,514 --> 00:46:48,100
I... I can't do anything without you.
872
00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:58,193
Let's not talk about this tonight, okay?
873
00:46:58,861 --> 00:46:59,903
Let's pick it up tomorrow.
874
00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:08,704
- [exhales deeply]
- What's that?
875
00:47:10,831 --> 00:47:14,585
This is something I should have given you
in Chattanooga 20 years ago.
876
00:47:18,964 --> 00:47:20,632
[gasping]
877
00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:24,052
Oh, Douglas.
878
00:47:25,929 --> 00:47:29,474
- [breathes heavily]
- Ah. There's my queen.
879
00:47:29,474 --> 00:47:31,018
Oh. [breathes heavily]
880
00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:32,102
[kisses]
881
00:47:33,645 --> 00:47:37,274
It's beautiful. Oh, Douglas. [chuckles]
882
00:47:40,819 --> 00:47:42,362
Guests will be arriving soon. [chuckles]
883
00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:50,537
[sighs]
884
00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,212
- [sighs]
- I love you, Max.
885
00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:07,471
[chuckles]
886
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:20,567
Hello, Robert.
887
00:48:22,027 --> 00:48:23,111
Norma, you're standing.
888
00:48:24,238 --> 00:48:25,239
Tell no one.
889
00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:29,910
I have a little something special planned
for the ball tonight.
890
00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:32,204
What are you planning?
891
00:48:32,788 --> 00:48:34,081
In good time, my boy.
892
00:48:39,419 --> 00:48:40,629
In good time.
893
00:48:42,506 --> 00:48:43,507
[chuckles]