1 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,136 It's all a blur. 2 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,307 A hazy, crazy blur. 3 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:18,268 Try, Maxine. 4 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,562 All I do is try. 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,691 All I ever wanted was to belong. 6 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:28,028 To be a somebody in this world. 7 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,741 But there's a catch when a woman wants to be a somebody. 8 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:37,538 And that catch is everyone else. 9 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,245 It was the beginning of the season. 10 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:05,501 Those heady months, when the wealthiest descend on Palm Beach 11 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:10,047 to mix and mingle like crabs in a barrel. 12 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,928 Question is, which crab bit me? 13 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,181 Was it... 14 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,351 Evelyn Rollins, 15 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,938 the self-appointed Queen Bee, 16 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:29,900 and stalwart adversary in the fight against pediatric cancer? 17 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,819 Her advocacy made her a superstar. 18 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,532 Volunteer of the Year nine years in a row. 19 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,243 I am one humbled volunteer. 20 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,539 Or was it Dinah Donahue? 21 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,624 The ambassador's wife. 22 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,125 Have a good day. 23 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,294 See you at the club. 24 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,297 She was poised to dethrone Ms. Evelyn... 25 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,427 if her libido didn't get the better of her. 26 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,474 It could've been any one of the ladies in The Shiny Sheet. 27 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:07,437 The widow, who was as fizzy and dizzy as a glass of champagne. 28 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:13,235 Or the sugar heiress with thirty million to spare. 29 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,112 And a mobster husband. 30 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:38,594 There's an old saw here that goes: When you first come to Palm Beach, 31 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:41,096 you think you're the oldest and the richest, 32 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:45,475 and then you realize you're the youngest and the poorest. 33 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,730 I had only been in Palm Beach two weeks. 34 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:55,068 But I already knew the Palm Royale, the most exclusive club in the world, 35 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,071 was where I belonged. 36 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:03,202 Crabs be damned. 37 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:06,747 Your Grasshopper. 38 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,249 You found the crème de cacao after all. 39 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,792 We sent someone out for it. 40 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,754 Well, that is what I call "going above and beyond." 41 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,714 Wait. Don't you need me to sign for it? 42 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:18,926 Excuse me? 43 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,513 - Did I spill? - In a manner. 44 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,806 You're not going to believe this. 45 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,768 Perry said the women stormed into the Oak Room, 46 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,145 demanded a table, said it was their right. 47 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,272 It's a men's only lunch. 48 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,191 I'm all for segregation of the sexes. 49 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,735 Private spaces for our private faces, I say. 50 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:40,364 If this is the state of the feminine world in 1969, 51 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:43,575 can you imagine what 1970 will bring? 52 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,077 Communists. 53 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:48,872 Ladies, a country can fall. No thing of beauty is safe. 54 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,958 No thing of beauty is safe. 55 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,211 Palm Beach is the last American sanctuary, ladies. 56 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:57,297 It goes to hell, I'm fleeing to Capri, and this country can lose my number. 57 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,009 I long for a kinder, gentler time, 58 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:04,471 when a woman's capacity to humiliate herself wasn't so bottomless. 59 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,597 So true. 60 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,061 Mrs. Nixon weighed in, said women already have equal rights. 61 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,397 They simply need to choose to exercise them. 62 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:16,441 Exactly. Did you know she was a teacher? 63 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,903 Yeah, Pat Nixon, 64 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:23,198 before becoming First Lady. A teacher. 65 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,324 Fascinating. 66 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:28,996 She lifted herself up from that lowly station all the way to the White House. 67 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,956 I marvel, Mrs. Rollins. 68 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,457 You know my name. 69 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,459 Of course I do. You're in The Shiny Sheet. 70 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,295 All y'all are. 71 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:39,423 Read about you every day. You're family to me. 72 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:41,258 Mrs. Davidsoul. 73 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:43,635 Mrs. Donahue. 74 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,804 Mrs. Kimberly-Marco. 75 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:49,141 - We don't know you. - I'm Maxine Simmons. Charmed. 76 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:51,018 - I'm not interrupting, am I? - Actually-- 77 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:56,732 I loved what you said about the death of gentility. I mourn. I mean, I mourn. 78 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,568 We certainly live in opportunistic times. 79 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,819 Hear, hear. 80 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,112 Now, where were we? 81 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:06,366 Ladies, let's raise a glass to the feting of our dear Dinah. 82 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,290 Pleasure. 83 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:19,963 To the volunteer of the year, 84 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:23,675 our very best friend and pediatric cancer's worst enemy. 85 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,677 Don't make me blush, Evelyn. 86 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,679 Who's doing your gown for the ball? 87 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,933 Grayman for Ceil Chapman, as one does. 88 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:34,520 But it isn't about the gown or the party. It's not my night. 89 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,396 It's cancer's night. 90 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,439 Yes. 91 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,026 To be honest, I really thought it was going 92 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,779 to be Evelyn's year again. 93 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:46,990 - We all did. - I may not be volunteer of the year, 94 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:51,495 but that only opens up my calendar to rise to a higher station. 95 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,913 Oh, yeah. 96 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,458 - Who needs a top up? - Darling you know I do. 97 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,170 Well, thank you. 98 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,765 Do you mind if I just finish my drink? 99 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,935 This kind sir went through quite an ordeal commandeering the crème de cacao. 100 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,647 I will allow you your dignity another four seconds, 101 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,149 or that kind sir will drag you out by your toenails. 102 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,735 He's a veteran of Korea. He can do things. 103 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,906 Thank you for your service, soldier. 104 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,086 How did you get past security? 105 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,921 I came in the back. 106 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,591 There are no doors in the back of the Palm Royale. 107 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,718 I never said I used the door. 108 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,678 - I used the wall. - Most athletic. 109 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:53,390 My athleticism is just one of my many positive attributes 110 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,933 that would make me a wonderful addition 111 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,269 to the roster of members here at the Palm Royale. 112 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,064 You will never be a member of the Palm Royale. 113 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,360 It's a high bar, I know. 114 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:09,239 But one I could surely reach, just given the chance. 115 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,993 As you know, to even start the membership process, 116 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,703 I need another member to nominate me. 117 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,955 And how can I get that if I can't get to know anybody? 118 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,380 I'm just a really nice person, 119 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,008 new to Palm Beach, looking to make a friend or two. 120 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:34,264 The Palm Royale represents safety in a rapidly changing world, 121 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,808 embodying that which is sacred. 122 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:42,563 Refined companionship, sanctity and a deep heart conviction 123 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:45,943 that beauty is not dead. 124 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,364 Okay. Stand up. 125 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,782 Robert will take your picture. 126 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,243 You will not regret this. 127 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:55,994 - Come on. - I promise. Thank you! 128 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,913 - Come on, let's do this. - Thank you! Here? Okay. 129 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,750 Oh, my gosh. This is so exciting. Okay. 130 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,046 No, no. Wait. No. How about this? 131 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,557 It's the Grand Ballroom. 132 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,350 So much bigger than it is in pictures. 133 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,726 Why, on this very dance floor, 134 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,438 Marjorie Merriweather Post refused the advances of one Joseph Kennedy... 135 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,148 - Wow. - ...father to the deceased president. 136 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:26,984 Incredible. Hey, hey. 137 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,777 - This way, please. - It smells good. 138 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,572 - Someone making a graham cracker crust? - Sourdough. 139 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:33,991 Top of the morning, pals. 140 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,997 All right. Well, okay. Until next time. 141 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,500 - Hope not. - Well, Robert, I hardly knew you. 142 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,047 Ever since my pageant days, 143 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:52,134 I've maintained a posture of relentless positivity. 144 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,637 When I was doing pageants, 145 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:59,266 the other contestants would always underestimate me. 146 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,769 The same seemed true for the entire isle of Palm Beach. 147 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:07,316 The ladies who ruled it all vying for a shot at being one thing: 148 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,030 queen of the season. 149 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,533 But soon they'd love me. 150 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:20,913 Soon these old money mavens would see my value 151 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:23,123 and affirm what I've always known... 152 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,753 that I belong. 153 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:41,642 One simply must trust that the path to personal glory will reveal itself 154 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,686 if one remains resolutely sunny. 155 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,370 {\an8}I'm so glad we're the same size, Norma. This one was a real hit. 156 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:06,416 Hydrangea print maxi, dare I? 157 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,670 Dare I do. 158 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,799 These are some impressive baubles, Norma! 159 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,468 Purses. 160 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:23,851 Gucci croc clutch. Should I? Yes, I should. 161 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,869 You are too good to me, Norma. 162 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,082 I'll have these back by tomorrow. It's a scorcher out there. 163 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:50,752 The weather lady said you could take an egg and actually fry it on the asphalt. 164 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,337 I might just try it. 165 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,006 Okay. 166 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,970 I'm gonna make you so proud. 167 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,056 You get some rest. Okay. 168 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,493 True, at the present moment, 169 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:27,164 I found myself in less than stellar accommodations. 170 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:30,501 But this was merely a temporary base of operations 171 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:33,170 until I stepped into my destiny. 172 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,964 ...urgent problem: the war in Vietnam. 173 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,717 Since I took office four months ago, 174 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,136 nothing has taken so much of my time 175 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:45,432 and energy as the search for a way to bring lasting peace to Vietnam. 176 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,310 I know that some believe that 177 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,146 I should have ended the war immediately after the inauguration. 178 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,608 I want to end it. 179 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,610 The American people... 180 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,614 I have tried to present the facts about Vietnam with complete honesty, 181 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,409 and I shall continue to do so in my reports to the American people. 182 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,669 Thank you. 183 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,256 Hiya! Have a moment for your sex? 184 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,049 Pardon and excuse me. 185 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,300 Well, maybe you've heard, 186 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,720 monumental change is in the air, and you're a part of it. 187 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,597 I'm Linda Shaw. 188 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,350 Maxine. 189 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,060 Yeah, you are. 190 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,813 I'm part of a group of women 191 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:36,149 dedicated to raising the collective consciousness of the global sisterhood. 192 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,151 - I love that. But listen, Linda... - Yeah. 193 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,319 ...I do have a nail appointment. 194 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,823 I would love a couple minutes of your time to ask you about yourself. 195 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,449 - About me? - Yeah. 196 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,077 Well, fire away. 197 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,161 Do you work, Maxine? 198 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,205 - Oh, God, no. - You want to work? 199 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,123 God, no. 200 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,916 Studies have shown that women who stay at home 201 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,377 display feelings of agitation and sadness. 202 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:58,672 Hiding their anxiety and their despair behind a smile, 203 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,300 when, frankly, they're dying inside. 204 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,759 I'm not dying inside. 205 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,928 You've heard of the problem that has no name? 206 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,513 Since it has no name, no. 207 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,182 Betty Friedan coined it. 208 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,934 Unhappy women have been immersing themselves with the idea 209 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,979 that they're not supposed to have any ambition outside their own home. 210 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,899 Here. It's an invitation to our Thursday circle. 211 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,525 You should come. 212 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,861 "Our Bodies, Our Shelves." 213 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:25,073 It's a bookstore. Safe space dedicated to lifting the underserved. 214 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,327 The woman, the woman of color, the native woman, 215 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,913 and all types of sexualities. 216 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,000 I do appreciate your spiel. 217 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,586 It's just-- We're heading into charity season, 218 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,546 and my time is simply not my own. 219 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,132 Maxine! 220 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:47,596 Are you not aware that all women are fighting for their very right to exist? 221 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:53,310 Honestly, I think you're being a little dramatic and kind of presumptuous. 222 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:58,357 You look well-fed, and I mean that in a nice way. 223 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,859 You're clearly educated. Plus, you're an American. 224 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,780 Do you want to know what I see when I look at you, Linda? 225 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,532 I see a vibrant woman 226 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,993 whose only limitation is a lack of imagination for herself. 227 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,456 But I do hope you have a fabulous party, truly. 228 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:22,464 What color does one wear when being feted for volunteerism? 229 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,717 When the entire town is raising its glass to you. 230 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,927 What color is the dress? 231 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,513 Oh, no dress yet. Just musing aloud, Mitzi. 232 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:34,226 Lots of ladies are digging Zimbalist pink. For a pink, it's really a neutral. 233 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,769 I love that. Let's try it. 234 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,772 Did you see The Shiny Sheet this morning? 235 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:43,026 It said, "Evelyn Rollins poised to rule the town despite setback." 236 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:44,736 I'm not a reader. 237 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,408 Mitzi, I'm disappointed. Don't you want to grow up someday and not work? 238 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:53,745 I'm gonna model. Been studying all my free Saturdays at The Barbizon. 239 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,791 Well, just don't take on too much debt with your education. 240 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,337 Okay, tell me you don't love me. 241 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:06,842 Why, it's the feted volunteer at a Cuban restaurant. 242 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:11,305 What in the H is Dinah Donahue doing in West Palm Beach? 243 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,350 What do you think they're talking about? 244 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,477 That has all the markings of a lovers' quarrel. 245 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,604 How do you know? 246 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,355 See the way he knocked over that chair? 247 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,482 That is passion for you if I've ever seen it. 248 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,820 There he goes, storming off. This isn't good. 249 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,281 Look at her. She's crushed. 250 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,117 Now she's slumping over her car. 251 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,999 Mitzi, it's an opening in the path to personal glory. 252 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,755 Poor Dinah was distraught. 253 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:48,842 I couldn't very well just sidle up on her like a perfect stranger. 254 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:51,970 Sure, she was in pain. 255 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,723 But if I confronted her vulnerability publicly, 256 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,184 she'd never let me into her confidence. 257 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,063 It had to be done very carefully. 258 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,316 The introduction, discreet. 259 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:35,931 Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, my Lord! Oh, my-- 260 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:39,601 Are you all right? This is all my fault. 261 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,103 No, I'm fine. 262 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,272 It's just a scratch. 263 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,732 A scratch? I convexed your bumper. 264 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,526 You must allow me to pay for the damage. 265 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,278 Oh, no, please, I couldn't accept that. 266 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:53,824 We've met before, yes? Mrs. Simmons, was it? 267 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,452 It was-- is. Well, yes. 268 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,454 Please, I'd feel much better 269 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,706 - if you'd take some-- - Please, no. 270 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,457 How about just buy me lunch instead? 271 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,044 - Your forehead, it's hemorrhaging. - What? 272 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,298 - We must hail an ambulance. - Oh, no, please. 273 00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,258 I don't want to cause any attention. 274 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,344 Maybe you could just drive me to the emergency room? 275 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:18,265 I will do you one better, and I will take you to my personal physician. 276 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,559 If you insist. 277 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:25,314 It's amazing that you could get me in here so fast. I really appreciate it. 278 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:30,861 It is the least, honestly. Dr. Prescott is on the pediatric cancer board with me. 279 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,487 Our families have known each other 280 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,448 going back some 75 years. 281 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,950 My grandmother is his mother's second cousin removed. 282 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,285 That is quite a connection. 283 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,245 Do you have family, Maxine? 284 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:43,248 Yes, my husband. 285 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,000 He's a pilot. 286 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:51,924 A well-decorated airman, very well-known in pilot circles. 287 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,472 And he's the only scion of a plastics and mouthwash fortune. 288 00:18:58,472 --> 00:18:59,890 Plastics and mouthwash? 289 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,853 Well, there's only one family in both plastics and mouthwash. 290 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:08,857 Is he a Dellacorte? 291 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,026 Yes. Yes, he is. 292 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,653 Should have led with that. 293 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,279 Well, I'm new to Palm Beach. 294 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,740 - Gathered. - I didn't want to come off tacky. 295 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,826 Well, I've only been here myself going on three seasons. 296 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,829 And look at how far you've come. Feted in year three. 297 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,791 It's been a hasty rise. 298 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,501 Wow. 299 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,755 What do you say, after this, you and I go grab a couple of Cobb salads? 300 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,633 I would love to bend your ear about potentially joining the club. 301 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:39,888 Maxine, may I be honest? I feel terrible for the position I've put you in. 302 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,560 But I fear a friendship between us simply won't be in the cards. 303 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,897 - Why not? - It wouldn't be the thing, that's all. 304 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,317 It's lonely being the new girl, Dinah. You should know that. 305 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:57,906 If I were to sponsor you, the initiation fee is $30,000, 306 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,742 with another 500 in monthlies. 307 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,788 Be honest, do you have that kind of money, Maxine? 308 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,500 Gee, I'm a wee insulted. 309 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:13,755 Maxine! Your clutch is from Gucci's 1960 collection. 310 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:18,594 It's lovely, certainly quality, but I'm sad to say it gives you away. 311 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,262 Dinah! 312 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,805 To what do I owe the pleasure, kiddo? 313 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:28,187 Hello, Percy! Maxine here is feeling off after a minor traffic thumping. 314 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:29,855 Let's take a look. 315 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,398 So, what happened, sweetie? 316 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,275 Dinah plowed into my Belvedere. 317 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,359 Dinah? 318 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,236 - You were involved in this accident? - She was. 319 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,821 I'm absolutely fine. 320 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,657 After I'm done with Maxine, I'm giving you a full once-over. 321 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,410 - That won't be necessary. - I insist. 322 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,621 I mean, you should listen to him, Dinah. He's right. 323 00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:48,457 What if there are extenuating circumstances on your internal organs? 324 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,583 I said no. 325 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,044 I agree with Maxine, Dinah. 326 00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:55,380 - You're here. Let's be on the safe side. - I don't want to be examined. 327 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,507 I'll give you a sedative. 328 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,510 I don't want a sedative. I would like to leave, please. 329 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,637 Maxine, would you hurry the fuck up. Please! 330 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:05,182 Dinah, you're hysterical. Now, I insist you take a sedative. 331 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:09,436 I'll take care of this. It's nothing a little girl talk can't fix. Okay. 332 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:17,861 You okay in there? 333 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,912 Dinah? Honey, he's your doctor. 334 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:30,415 You said he's family. Why won't you let him take a look at you? 335 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,755 I have a feeling this outburst 336 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,258 doesn't have anything to do with the accident, does it? 337 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:41,677 No. 338 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,515 I'm an amazing listener. 339 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:49,768 - That's very kind, but-- - No, but listen-- Dinah, Dinah, 340 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:52,104 I don't know any of the people that you know. 341 00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:55,649 So, if you have something to get off your chest, well, I'm your gal. 342 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:00,445 Let me in. 343 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:17,462 Baby girl, it's okay. 344 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,299 You just tell me everything. 345 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,470 Don't leave anything out. 346 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,932 I can't have it, of course. 347 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,977 Well, just pass it off as your husband's. 348 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:34,229 That's what my friend Krissy back in Atlanta did. 349 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:38,317 It might come out the wrong color for that particular ruse. 350 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:43,322 There's a doctor in San Juan who takes care of these things. 351 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:48,243 My friend, Heather Quincy Moneypenny, has availed herself of him multiple times. 352 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:52,623 But both his discretion and forceps are questionable. 353 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:54,833 Well, still-- There's your answer. 354 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,251 I can't just disappear. 355 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,045 Perry arrives for the season on Friday, 356 00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:00,672 the ball is Saturday, and then there'll be no getting away. 357 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,382 Oh, right. 358 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,678 Look, I don't mean to push, but there's another option. 359 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:10,140 Have it. Go with your Cuban. You love him. 360 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,893 He's the tennis pro at the club, Maxine. 361 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:14,645 It's romantic. 362 00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:18,565 Romance. Here's what I've known of romance. 363 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,736 My first husband was a real rake. 364 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:23,904 His hefty trust fund 365 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,031 fanned the flames of his incorrigibility. 366 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:31,662 And when I committed the unforgivable sin of turning thirty, 367 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,288 he found another. 368 00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:38,210 And I ended up with a Park Avenue floor-through and a hefty settlement. 369 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:42,923 And now, here I am with Perry. 370 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,636 And six months north of 40. 371 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,558 And one of these years, soon, I predict... 372 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,019 he will move on. 373 00:23:56,019 --> 00:24:00,315 I will be traded in for some gamine widow 374 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:04,278 who's lost her husband in a "tragic sailing accident." 375 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,446 And when that happens, 376 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:10,158 the Palm Beach estate and my jewelry collection will... 377 00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:13,412 keep me company. 378 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:18,500 Until some old codger in oil decides that he's lonely, 379 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,836 and that I won't embarrass him at parties. 380 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:26,133 I'm at peace with the knowledge that my marriage will fail, 381 00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:32,639 but I could never initiate its demise. 382 00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:37,477 I would lose everything if I did. 383 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,943 So you see, only the poor can afford to know romance. 384 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,238 Well, that's certainly true for me. 385 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,574 I mean, I don't mean to suggest that I'm poor. 386 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,702 I'm rich in love. 387 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:59,875 I believe in love above all else. 388 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,126 Love is a lie. 389 00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:04,838 - No, it isn't. - It is. 390 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,507 - It isn't. - It is. 391 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:07,925 It isn't. 392 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,428 I should get you home. 393 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:14,681 No! No, you've done too much already, please. 394 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:17,976 There's no need to be proud with me, Maxine. I do hope we're past that. 395 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:34,701 You live here? 396 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:36,912 Only until the house is ready. 397 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:38,664 Well. 398 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:42,084 Thank you, Maxine, for everything today. 399 00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:43,669 Maybe we can do it again tomorrow. 400 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:45,170 Get into a car accident. 401 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:47,422 Tell a perfect stranger all my secrets. 402 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:50,342 Break a man's heart. I can't say I want to do any of it again. 403 00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:53,262 I guess I meant the friendship part. 404 00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:59,393 I'm new in town and I'm so, so lonely. 405 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:04,982 You're very good at making things awkward. You must work on that. 406 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:07,359 I didn't mean to say anything to make you uncomfortable. 407 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,735 And yet, here we are. 408 00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:11,405 Yes. 409 00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:38,473 I can find you something closer that works with your deadline. 410 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:40,726 You would do that for me? 411 00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:44,855 Dinah, I'm very resourceful. And oh-so discreet. 412 00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:58,493 Simone de Beauvoir wrote in The Second Sex, 413 00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:03,916 "One is not born, but rather becomes woman." 414 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:07,377 Linda and I have discovered three cultural notions of femininity. 415 00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:12,674 Woman as inferior. 416 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:16,178 She is not worthy of equal pay because she's lesser than. 417 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:17,596 Burned alive. 418 00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:23,352 Woman as passive. 419 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:28,774 She leaves the politics to her husband and can't be bothered getting off the couch. 420 00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:29,858 Beheaded. 421 00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:36,865 Woman as a beautiful object. 422 00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:43,539 She is the locus of desire, a body to be plundered. 423 00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:45,123 She self-destructs. 424 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:53,465 Let's take a moment. Stay in this with open-eyed silence. 425 00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:57,261 Look at a partner. Don't be afraid to cry. 426 00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:00,931 - Give in, right. Give in. - Linda. 427 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,768 Maxine. Hi, I'm s-- I'm glad you came. 428 00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:07,229 Listen. Listen, we have a sister in need. 429 00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:08,522 Okay, we're just in-- 430 00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:10,524 What a beautiful tablescape. 431 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,150 That's our Linda. 432 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:14,987 We're in the middle of a ritual, 433 00:28:14,987 --> 00:28:18,156 and we're communicating through the eyes, so-- 434 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:29,126 My friend needs an abortion. 435 00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:30,460 Help us, Lord. 436 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:36,049 I made a friend, Norma, an honest-to-goodness friend. 437 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,636 She's a member of the social set. An honoree at that. 438 00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:40,721 Can you believe it? 439 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:45,684 I know it sounds so crass when I say it out loud. 440 00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:50,564 But I know that you know I have a vast amount of love in my life, 441 00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:51,899 a vast amount. 442 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,071 Just hanging on gets harder as the years pass. 443 00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:04,494 I'm trying to do it with a smile, Norma, I really am. I'm just tired. 444 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:09,750 Stop it, Maxine! Pity is for the pitiful! 445 00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:14,171 Oh, Norma! 446 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,343 Why don't you have anything from this decade? 447 00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:37,903 I wish we were the same shoe size. 448 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,248 You really are hanging in there, aren't you, Norma? 449 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:54,545 Honestly, you are an inspiration. 450 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:04,012 I am the only one that ever visits you, you know. 451 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:08,350 See you tomorrow. 452 00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:17,192 Make sure it's taken care of. 453 00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:18,277 Yes, ma'am. 454 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:21,321 I'll be back tomorrow. 455 00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:26,618 She had no idea anyone had eyes on her. 456 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:30,956 She looked so, I don't know... 457 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,084 human. 458 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:37,754 Stolen? 459 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:39,047 They won't be missed. 460 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,132 Are they stolen? 461 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,427 The family is really struggling right now. 462 00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:46,388 So I think they'll part with them for the right price. 463 00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:48,223 I'll give you 20 for the lot. 464 00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:49,558 Twenty dollars? 465 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:54,730 20,000. Are there more where these came from? 466 00:30:55,814 --> 00:31:00,110 There's a lot of struggling in the family at this moment. 467 00:31:23,634 --> 00:31:25,177 There you are ma'am. 468 00:31:25,177 --> 00:31:26,261 Thank you. 469 00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:34,895 Heaven must be missing an angel. 470 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,105 Dinah! 471 00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:42,027 Grayman. Have any of the other ladies been in? 472 00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:47,241 They have. But you are the honoree. I wouldn't let you recede. 473 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:49,117 What is Evelyn wearing? 474 00:31:50,786 --> 00:31:52,079 Sleeves. 475 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,836 You're terrible, Grayman. Evelyn's doing her best to keep up. 476 00:31:58,836 --> 00:31:59,920 Well, she's slipping. 477 00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:03,841 Her husband has had her on a real roller coaster, 478 00:32:03,841 --> 00:32:05,968 in and out of hospice all these years. 479 00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:08,470 Oh, yes. He's simply on his last leg. 480 00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:11,598 Opportunities for ascension left and right. 481 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:17,437 Grayman. She said she had her sights set on something higher. 482 00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:22,276 The only thing higher than pediatric cancer is the Beach Ball, 483 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:24,486 and we all know that's not happening this year. 484 00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:26,280 The end of an era. 485 00:32:27,531 --> 00:32:29,408 It's just so sad, isn't it? 486 00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:34,162 I hate to be the one to rush this along, 487 00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:37,666 but we have to go meet a friend for tea. 488 00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:39,251 Yes, yes. 489 00:32:39,251 --> 00:32:41,503 Grayman, I'll send someone for it on Thursday? 490 00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:42,588 It will be ready. 491 00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:45,048 Bye, Grayman. 492 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,347 I appreciate you not saying anything in front of Grayman. 493 00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:57,936 He's a gossip of the worst sort. But my word, can he drape. 494 00:32:57,936 --> 00:32:59,396 We all have our place. 495 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:00,480 Yes. 496 00:33:03,775 --> 00:33:06,695 Maxine, I do love Eddie. 497 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:10,741 Understand? I can't have his child. 498 00:33:10,741 --> 00:33:12,242 Of course you can't. 499 00:33:12,951 --> 00:33:16,246 And he can never know about this. It would kill him. 500 00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:18,665 He won't. Don't worry. 501 00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:28,592 Do you read The Shiny Sheet? 502 00:33:29,092 --> 00:33:31,011 - No. - You should. 503 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:37,601 Well, the women in those pages have no identity, no worth, no impact. 504 00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:40,729 Those women are a credit to their sex. 505 00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:43,982 They're raising great money for good causes, and look good while doing it. 506 00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,400 Forgive my language, 507 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,904 but I don't concern myself with the shenanigans of vapid poons. 508 00:33:55,577 --> 00:33:56,870 Linda didn't want to come? 509 00:33:56,870 --> 00:34:01,542 Linda finds women like your friend very triggering. 510 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:06,004 Dinah-- She'll be okay, won't she? 511 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:07,506 She'll be fine. 512 00:34:07,506 --> 00:34:10,676 And who are these women anyway? I didn't even bother to ask. 513 00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,428 They're all nurses, an underground collective. 514 00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:16,056 The doctor lets them use this place after hours. 515 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,225 It's honestly the best you can do in Florida, 516 00:34:18,851 --> 00:34:21,228 as clean and as safe as money can currently buy. 517 00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:26,233 She's a new friend, and I just wanna make sure she's okay. 518 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,320 Maxine, you're a feminist. 519 00:34:35,284 --> 00:34:36,284 Me? 520 00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:41,290 Which one's gonna look out for her over the next couple of days? 521 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:43,458 - It's me. - A little spotting is normal, 522 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:45,878 but keep an eye out for excessive bleeding and fever. 523 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:49,297 If anything does go wrong, which it shouldn't, you were never here. 524 00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:52,467 Technically, you're a fugitive, so zip it. 525 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,014 Right on, sister. 526 00:34:57,014 --> 00:35:00,434 No, that'll be a 1,000. Cash. 527 00:35:01,143 --> 00:35:04,521 Dinah didn't pay you? Honestly, that seems like a lot. 528 00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:06,231 We work on a sliding scale. 529 00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:07,816 You look like you can afford it. 530 00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:13,739 That is so kind. 531 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:33,759 Got it? 532 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:42,935 I keep thinking about how beautiful what could have been, could have been. 533 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,108 But this was right. 534 00:35:50,692 --> 00:35:51,735 Of course. 535 00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:56,365 You might be the only true friend I've ever had. 536 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,848 You're a real peach, Maxine. 537 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:23,350 It's nothing. 538 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:24,852 I-- 539 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:30,983 Honestly, I feel tip-top, like none of it ever happened. 540 00:36:35,529 --> 00:36:36,822 You're good. 541 00:36:36,822 --> 00:36:40,701 Would you mind running to Ceil's to pick up the gown for Saturday? 542 00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:42,619 I called Grayman. He's expecting you. 543 00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,037 Don't you have people for that? 544 00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:46,331 I have you, my pal. 545 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,376 I'm so glad you feel that way. 546 00:36:51,211 --> 00:36:52,713 I don't wanna be uncouth. 547 00:36:52,713 --> 00:36:56,008 But since you're feeling sweller than expected, 548 00:36:56,592 --> 00:36:59,678 I was thinking maybe you would reconsider sponsoring me. 549 00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:03,807 I'm not gonna sponsor you, Maxine. 550 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:05,225 I have the money. I do-- 551 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:08,020 Yes, Dellacorte millions. 552 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:12,608 I never told you how Douglas and I met. 553 00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:14,610 - He of plastics and mouthwash? - Yeah. 554 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:16,653 He was a judge at the Miss Chattanooga pageant. 555 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:17,738 You don't say. 556 00:37:17,738 --> 00:37:22,618 Anyhoo, I was a finalist. Had already gone through evening gown, swimsuit, 557 00:37:22,618 --> 00:37:24,786 and now it was time for the interview portion. 558 00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:27,789 This was a category I usually excelled at. 559 00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:30,959 This time, the question flat-out stumped me. 560 00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:33,170 "What is your greatest flaw?" 561 00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,383 I mean, it's the kind of question that pageant girls 562 00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:40,552 are supposed to answer with deprecating humor 563 00:37:40,552 --> 00:37:42,638 while still acknowledging one's appeal. 564 00:37:44,389 --> 00:37:48,268 You know, like, "My sister says I'm too generous for my own good" or some such. 565 00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:52,147 But I honestly couldn't think of one flaw. 566 00:37:53,899 --> 00:37:56,235 So I said so. I was honest. 567 00:37:56,235 --> 00:37:58,445 I said, "Look, I'm pretty darn happy with who I am." 568 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:01,448 And I lost. 569 00:38:03,784 --> 00:38:06,036 I went into interview with high marks, 570 00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:10,499 but because I thought too much of myself and I refused to lie, 571 00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:11,667 I was destroyed. 572 00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:17,214 Douglas was the only judge that thought it was a good answer. 573 00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:22,177 He voted with the other judges against me. But do you want to know why? 574 00:38:24,096 --> 00:38:27,599 Because if I would have won, I would have gone on to Miss Tennessee, 575 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,271 and then Miss America, and I would have belonged to the world. 576 00:38:35,858 --> 00:38:40,195 And Douglas wanted me to belong to him. 577 00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:44,825 I have lost the thread here, Maxine. 578 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:49,454 I'm asking you to help me... 579 00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:52,541 belong. 580 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,710 Why do you want it so badly? 581 00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:56,044 Why do you? 582 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:02,843 You don't know what it's like to be a real person, Dinah. 583 00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:07,556 It's scarier than you think. 584 00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:10,142 "Real." 585 00:39:12,853 --> 00:39:16,648 If you take a right out of the drive, three estates over, 586 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:19,818 the Dellacorte mansion. But you knew that, of course. 587 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,487 I-- Actually, I did. 588 00:39:22,988 --> 00:39:28,368 And did you know that the owner of that estate hosts the annual Beach Ball? 589 00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:30,329 I did. Of course I did. 590 00:39:30,871 --> 00:39:34,082 And did you know that there will be no Beach Ball this year, Maxine? 591 00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:39,254 Because the last Dellacorte is at death's door. 592 00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,757 And I assure you that when she goes, 593 00:39:41,757 --> 00:39:47,596 that will be the end of the Beach Ball and the end of the Dellacortes. 594 00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:51,475 You are a liar, Maxine. 595 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,606 But you said I was the only true friend you've ever had. 596 00:39:57,606 --> 00:40:00,817 I never said any such thing. I'd like you to leave, please. 597 00:40:07,282 --> 00:40:08,283 Now who's the liar? 598 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:16,917 You are! 599 00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:18,126 Jesus! 600 00:41:00,711 --> 00:41:03,130 I had hoped to see it on her one last time, 601 00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:05,924 but I suppose I'm forced to wait for The Shiny Sheet. 602 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:07,759 I hope she makes a showing. 603 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,344 She will. 604 00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:13,348 Grayman. 605 00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:15,684 Hello. 606 00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:20,439 Should Mrs. Donahue call you if she needs any adjustments? 607 00:41:20,439 --> 00:41:22,941 My clients are free to call me anytime, day or night. 608 00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:24,526 Mrs. Donahue knows that. 609 00:41:26,361 --> 00:41:27,446 I'm sure she'll be fine. 610 00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:33,035 Why wouldn't she be? 611 00:41:33,035 --> 00:41:35,329 I certainly didn't mean to suggest anything. 612 00:41:36,246 --> 00:41:37,414 But you did. 613 00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:41,877 Grayman, it is so great to know that Dinah has your support 614 00:41:41,877 --> 00:41:44,463 during these difficult days. 615 00:41:44,463 --> 00:41:45,839 Of course. 616 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:49,510 And as her friend, I'm so very reassured by that. 617 00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:55,599 Mrs. Rollins is waiting. You should see to her. I insist. 618 00:41:57,601 --> 00:41:59,937 But as President of the United States, 619 00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:05,692 I would be untrue to my oath of office if I allowed the policy of this nation 620 00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:09,029 to be dictated by the minority who hold that point of view, 621 00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:14,535 and who try to impose it on the nation by mounting demonstrations in the street. 622 00:42:19,581 --> 00:42:20,832 Coming! 623 00:42:20,832 --> 00:42:22,084 Ouch! It's tight. 624 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,921 Coming! 625 00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:30,259 That's my dress. 626 00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:35,055 I was just trying it on for size. I'll take it off. 627 00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:38,642 Why did Grayman and Evelyn Rollins bring me a basket of cupcakes from Ganache? 628 00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:41,103 I don't follow-- 629 00:42:41,103 --> 00:42:43,772 In Palm Beach, Ganache cupcakes are reserved for the sick. 630 00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:45,941 But you're not sick. 631 00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:47,442 Someone gave them the idea I was. 632 00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:52,114 How could I have been so stupid? 633 00:42:52,781 --> 00:42:55,534 I'm so sorry. Did you manage to put them off? 634 00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:56,702 What else did you tell them? 635 00:42:56,702 --> 00:42:58,453 Nothing. Please believe me. 636 00:42:58,453 --> 00:43:03,000 I'm not the kind of woman that would ever betray another woman. I'm a feminist. 637 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,168 You're a bitch. 638 00:43:05,878 --> 00:43:08,964 I really don't like the way that you're talking to me right now, Dinah. 639 00:43:08,964 --> 00:43:12,384 I'm not nothing. I'm a person of tremendous value to you. 640 00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:14,469 Is any part of you real? 641 00:43:14,469 --> 00:43:16,388 What? What is that supposed to mean? 642 00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:18,182 Hi, darling. 643 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:20,309 Hi. 644 00:43:20,893 --> 00:43:22,311 Well, ain't you looking snazzy? 645 00:43:22,311 --> 00:43:23,312 Just for dinner. 646 00:43:27,691 --> 00:43:28,984 How was Arizona? 647 00:43:28,984 --> 00:43:30,402 Arizona was Arizona. 648 00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:36,408 And this is Dinah, my new very good friend. 649 00:43:37,201 --> 00:43:40,037 Captain Douglas Dellacorte Simmons. 650 00:43:42,372 --> 00:43:43,373 A pilot? 651 00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:45,584 And a Dellacorte? 652 00:43:47,211 --> 00:43:49,087 Why don't you go in there and wash your paws? 653 00:43:49,087 --> 00:43:50,422 I'm having some meat loaf sent up. 654 00:43:52,049 --> 00:43:53,258 Yummy. 655 00:43:56,803 --> 00:44:01,892 That. That is what I hope for you. Real love. 656 00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:09,274 I know how much your station means to you, the financial value of your marriage. 657 00:44:10,526 --> 00:44:13,445 And I don't want to make this awkward, Dinah. 658 00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:16,365 I want to be a good friend to you. 659 00:44:17,866 --> 00:44:21,453 Honestly, you're just making it really hard for me. 660 00:44:28,585 --> 00:44:32,256 $30,000. 661 00:44:34,258 --> 00:44:35,676 Welcome to the club, Mrs. Simmons. 662 00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:38,470 Mrs. Dellacorte. 663 00:44:40,097 --> 00:44:42,516 I just want you to know how happy I am to be here 664 00:44:43,892 --> 00:44:46,895 and that Dinah would vouch for my character. 665 00:44:55,612 --> 00:44:56,864 Your Grasshopper. 666 00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:57,948 Thank you, soldier. 667 00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:02,202 Didn't think I could do it, did you? 668 00:45:04,162 --> 00:45:05,998 I'll be at the bar if you need anything else. 669 00:45:07,457 --> 00:45:11,253 Robert? Don't underestimate a Dellacorte. 670 00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:14,339 I would never. 671 00:45:18,343 --> 00:45:20,304 How long do you think she'll last? 672 00:45:21,305 --> 00:45:22,306 She's toast. 673 00:45:24,433 --> 00:45:26,059 Told you I'd make you proud. 674 00:45:26,935 --> 00:45:27,978 I did it. 675 00:45:29,813 --> 00:45:31,064 I really did it! 676 00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:56,089 - Could you hold this? Thank you. - Sure. 677 00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:58,008 She's positively glowing. 678 00:45:58,008 --> 00:46:01,220 I share this with the good women of Palm Beach, 679 00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:06,225 who know better than anyone that charity does indeed begin at home. 680 00:46:37,714 --> 00:46:39,258 You were born for this. 681 00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:40,759 Thanks, babe. 682 00:46:44,847 --> 00:46:47,558 Douglas. I couldn't be more surprised to see you. 683 00:46:48,433 --> 00:46:50,561 Evelyn, it's been too long. 684 00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:52,396 Yes, it has. 685 00:46:52,896 --> 00:46:54,982 Evelyn, this is my wife, Maxine. 686 00:46:54,982 --> 00:46:58,235 - Hi. - I believe we met last week. 687 00:46:58,235 --> 00:47:00,863 You didn't tell me who you were, darling. You should have. 688 00:47:00,863 --> 00:47:02,239 You know now. 689 00:47:04,908 --> 00:47:07,578 Be a love, Douglas. Fetch we girls some champers. 690 00:47:07,578 --> 00:47:08,871 Of course. 691 00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:11,415 You two, behave. 692 00:47:13,542 --> 00:47:14,501 You too. 693 00:47:16,295 --> 00:47:18,380 He was always such a lovely boy. 694 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,298 Yeah. 695 00:47:19,882 --> 00:47:24,303 Lovely and wayward. 696 00:47:26,972 --> 00:47:29,141 It's positively such a beautiful night. 697 00:47:29,141 --> 00:47:30,225 Isn't it? 698 00:47:30,225 --> 00:47:32,352 Dinah looked absolutely smashing, didn't she? 699 00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:37,441 You know, in the end, I suppose it was right that they honored her instead of me. 700 00:47:37,983 --> 00:47:40,485 She certainly is the more charitable of the two of us. 701 00:47:40,485 --> 00:47:41,987 But of course, you already know that. 702 00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:43,322 Excuse me? 703 00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:49,703 She sponsored you. And I would never, ever, after what you did. 704 00:47:50,287 --> 00:47:51,330 I didn't do anything to Dinah. 705 00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:53,123 Not Dinah, Norma. 706 00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:55,918 You don't think I know what's going on? 707 00:47:59,087 --> 00:48:04,760 Douglas was the apple of her eye. She had such high hopes for him. 708 00:48:05,594 --> 00:48:09,431 Instead, he was tricked by an also-ran pageant queen. 709 00:48:10,516 --> 00:48:12,684 You don't belong here. 710 00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:19,024 What happened, Maxine? 711 00:48:19,983 --> 00:48:22,611 I have no memory of the incident in question. 712 00:48:23,111 --> 00:48:25,739 And that either makes everyone else liars... 713 00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:40,170 or... 714 00:48:42,214 --> 00:48:43,215 I snapped.