1 00:03:21,514 --> 00:03:23,682 - Good morning! 2 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:26,852 - We have children here! - Alright madam, return to your towel. 3 00:03:26,936 --> 00:03:29,188 - Can I get you a coffee or something? 4 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:30,815 What’s all that? 5 00:03:30,898 --> 00:03:32,149 Get dressed already. 6 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:34,235 - We have small kids here. Please do something! 7 00:03:34,318 --> 00:03:35,861 - Return to your towel madam! 8 00:03:35,945 --> 00:03:37,571 That’s what we’re here for. 9 00:03:37,905 --> 00:03:39,699 Get dressed, let’s go. 10 00:03:41,701 --> 00:03:44,328 - Oh they’re hammered. Handcuffs and off we go. 11 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:18,446 - Welcome guys! 12 00:04:19,655 --> 00:04:21,323 - Good afternoon Commissioner - What have we got here? 13 00:04:21,741 --> 00:04:23,242 - We caught them stark naked on the beach. 14 00:04:23,325 --> 00:04:25,911 - And what you want me to do? Get them dressed? 15 00:04:26,871 --> 00:04:30,416 - We got them dressed already - Take the cuffs off! 16 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:33,252 - Do you have IDs? Passports? 17 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:41,969 - Americano's! 18 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:57,985 Get them to sign and send them off. 19 00:05:36,857 --> 00:05:38,275 - For fucks sake... 20 00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:01,467 - Thank you. 21 00:31:10,349 --> 00:31:11,684 - Pantelis! 22 00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:12,810 - Yeah? 23 00:31:12,893 --> 00:31:13,894 - Some foreigners... 24 00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:15,626 - Come on guys, let's go! 25 00:40:10,139 --> 00:40:11,932 - Hey! What's with that racket every night? 26 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,655 When Greece becomes the centre of the world. 27 00:50:10,823 --> 00:50:13,951 Then the only solution is Lioggos fertilizer. 28 00:50:15,327 --> 00:50:20,374 Lioggos: certified fertilizer for the new era. 29 00:50:50,821 --> 00:50:52,865 - Come on Manos, it's my house. 30 00:51:19,392 --> 00:51:21,435 - It's traditional man! 31 00:51:33,406 --> 00:51:36,033 I don’t want the bouzouki man! No bouzouki! 32 00:52:37,136 --> 00:52:39,972 - But Manos, you’re a little too dogmatic now... 33 00:53:58,551 --> 00:54:01,470 I want a contemporary take in traditional tunes! 34 00:54:01,554 --> 00:54:03,681 - Alright, we’ll have it. - Will you? 35 00:54:03,764 --> 00:54:05,307 - Yes, we’ll work on it today and tomorrow you’ll have it. 36 00:54:05,558 --> 00:54:06,642 - It should have been ready yesterday, as you know. 37 00:54:06,726 --> 00:54:07,893 - You'll have it and it will be perfect! 38 00:54:07,977 --> 00:54:08,811 Yesterday! 39 00:55:05,409 --> 00:55:07,161 - Asshole... 40 00:58:41,959 --> 00:58:42,793 - You asshole... 41 00:58:46,297 --> 00:58:47,923 - Manos, can I talk to you for a minute? 42 00:58:48,007 --> 00:58:49,592 - What you want to talk about, Argyris? 43 00:58:49,675 --> 00:58:53,554 Did you bring me here so this fucking Alabama cowboy can make fun of me? 44 00:58:54,305 --> 00:58:56,891 - I really apologize, in two hours you’re gonna have what you need. 45 00:58:56,974 --> 00:58:58,225 - A good track, in two hours with this asshole? 46 00:58:58,559 --> 00:59:00,102 - Don’t worry, you’ll have it. 47 00:59:43,938 --> 00:59:46,482 - Ice tea for me please. - Same for me please. 48 00:59:46,565 --> 00:59:48,109 - Thank you. 49 01:04:50,661 --> 01:04:52,121 - What is little Argyris doing here? 50 01:04:53,539 --> 01:04:56,959 Are you having a poo? A little shit? 51 01:04:58,794 --> 01:05:01,589 - Look at this cute boy taking a dump! 52 01:05:01,672 --> 01:05:06,010 - Come on don't be an asshole, leave it. My mom framed it. 53 01:05:06,093 --> 01:05:08,888 Come on man, leave it! 54 01:08:02,103 --> 01:08:04,271 - Papagou, mate. 55 01:08:04,355 --> 01:08:07,024 - So what's with the accent? 56 01:09:25,352 --> 01:09:27,605 - What are you drinking, Stephanie? - Gin Tonic. Wanna try? 57 01:09:27,688 --> 01:09:29,273 - No, no. 58 01:09:29,357 --> 01:09:30,900 - Could it be Jizz Tonic? 59 01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:34,653 - Maybe a Penis Colada? 60 01:09:35,404 --> 01:09:37,865 - Don't worry if you find anything funny in it. 61 01:09:37,948 --> 01:09:40,868 It's probably just angel hair... 62 01:27:55,379 --> 01:27:57,590 Yeah? 63 01:32:11,177 --> 01:32:13,387 - Merry Christmas! 64 01:45:07,703 --> 01:45:09,580 - Here, have a cigarette. 65 01:45:23,719 --> 01:45:26,639 I don’t understand English, but please be calm. 66 01:45:26,722 --> 01:45:30,351 Everything will be over soon. 67 01:46:17,732 --> 01:46:20,818 - Wakey-wakey girls, move it! 68 01:47:21,003 --> 01:47:23,839 The court finds the defendant guilty as charged 69 01:47:23,923 --> 01:47:29,220 and passes a six month sentence, suspended for three years 70 01:47:29,303 --> 01:47:33,474 as well as a €600 fine.