1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,007 [Miles] Miles?! 2 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,593 Hey, Miles, is that you? 3 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,677 [tires skid] 4 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,137 Who are you? 5 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:15,347 Hey! 6 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,434 [grunting] 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,769 Where are you taking me? 8 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,271 [Miles grunting] 9 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,064 [man speaking indistinctly over PA] 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,151 [Miles screams] 11 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,152 Ow! 12 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:29,611 Hey! 13 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,240 Hey. Hey! 14 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,117 [panting] 15 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,786 [grunting] 16 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,415 [electricity buzzing] 17 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,498 [panting] 18 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,131 - [Weinrod] That was cute. - [gasps] 19 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,011 Are those breast pumps? 20 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,062 [breathing heavily] 21 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,855 Are you the ones who kidnapped me? 22 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,189 Arrested, 23 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,691 not kidnapped. 24 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,528 And why are we in a breastfeeding room? 25 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:14,657 Because regulations require a lactation facility 26 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,452 for any site with over 50 employees. 27 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,704 [stammers] Huh? 28 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,664 [Weinrod] Sir, four weeks ago, our agency 29 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,541 received an aborted tip-off call 30 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,544 that we traced to a cell phone registered at your home address. 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,797 You're the ones in the station wagon. 32 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,298 Why are you following me? 33 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,092 I... I don't... 34 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,175 Who are you? 35 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,054 [man] FDA, Office of Criminal Investigations? 36 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,222 [New Miles] Hi. 37 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:41,184 I'd like to report a violation of Title 21 regarding human cloning. 38 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,267 That's right. 39 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:43,770 We're the FDA. 40 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,814 And we know all about your "spa." 41 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:49,901 Along with 35 other suspected locations worldwide. 42 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,237 Now, according to your co-workers, 43 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,156 you claim to be the long-lost twin of Miles Elliott, 44 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,784 although no record of any such brother exists. 45 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,911 - Would you like to explain that to me? - No, you... 46 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:02,413 The other one, he's the brother, the twin. 47 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,207 It's not... Look, it's not... 48 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:05,874 It's not what you think. 49 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,335 I can prove that I'm me. 50 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:08,461 Ask me anything. 51 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,421 Good idea. 52 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,175 Okay, I'm gonna ask you a series of questions. 53 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,136 I want you to respond as if you're Miles. 54 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,221 - I am Miles Elliott. - We'll see about that. 55 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:20,347 First question. 56 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,226 Are you Miles Elliott? 57 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:24,601 [stammers] 58 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,105 [stammers] You want me to answer that again? 59 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,230 Yes. 60 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,315 Yes. 61 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,399 Great. 62 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,278 - In what state were you born? - New Jersey. 63 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:36,114 What was the name of the first person you kissed? 64 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,907 Hmm... 65 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:38,991 God damn. 66 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,702 [sighs] God, what's her name? 67 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:43,788 - [whispers] I don't know the answer. - I know this, obviously. 68 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:45,622 Heilen, 69 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:46,874 Helen, 70 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,626 Helman, Hoffman. 71 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,710 Is it Heller? 72 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,671 Oh, my God, I was just talking about it! 73 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:54,150 Everybody remembers the name of the first person they kissed. 74 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,426 I got it. Just... Let's come back to that. 75 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:57,886 Have you ever used drugs? 76 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,849 Is this, like, admissible or anything? 77 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:05,643 Have you ever used drugs? 78 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,896 Yeah, sure. Of course. 79 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,648 I mean, nothing weird or any... Halter, Halther. 80 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,860 Ellen Halther was my first kiss. Blonde hair. 81 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,237 She was preppy. Always acted like she hated me. 82 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,656 - [scoffs] - [Weinrod stammers] Are we done here? 83 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,533 - Halther. - [Weinrod] Okay. 84 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,827 - Have you ever engaged in sodomy? - What? 85 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,288 - Have you ever engaged in sodomy? - No, I heard you, 86 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,207 but what does that have to do with anything? 87 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,834 [stammers] These are sort of personal questions. 88 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,170 [Weinrod] It's not about the sodomy, guys. 89 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:35,882 Okay? It's about the machine's ability to correlate his claim of sodomy 90 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,009 with his knowledge of the truth about the sodomy 91 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,970 to determine whether or not he really is who he says he is. 92 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,805 - Okay? Do you understand? - [both] Yeah. 93 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:43,889 Both of you? 94 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,891 So... 95 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,476 Sodomy? 96 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:49,687 - Yeah, I mean... - What was the name... 97 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,190 Not like farm animals or anything, but, you know. 98 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,859 What was the name of your first girlfriend in college? 99 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,152 Oh, Liza. 100 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,320 - Liza. - Yeah. 101 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:58,571 Pretty name. 102 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,055 - Thank you. - Did you sodomize her? 103 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,699 - What? Oh, come on. - [banging on door] 104 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,993 - [fidgeting with door handle] - [woman] I need to pump. 105 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,995 Uh, we're interrogating a suspect. 106 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,163 [woman] Weinrod? 107 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,917 Aren't you assigned to children's vitamins? 108 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,044 This is a special project, please! 109 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,587 Go pump in the bathroom! 110 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,638 You failed every question. 111 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:25,890 So what does that mean? 112 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,727 - [whispers] I think the machine is broken. - What? 113 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,355 It didn't register positive or negative. 114 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,816 Tech must've been scavenging for parts again. 115 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,693 - What? - Oh, God. 116 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,444 Goddammit! 117 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,239 I can't prove he's a clone without any goddamn resources, 118 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:44,993 and I can't get any goddamn resources without proving he's a clone! 119 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,078 - Okay. - Okay. You know what? 120 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,370 Fuck the polygraph. 121 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,415 Let me put this to you simply. 122 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:54,002 How can you be sure that you are you? 123 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,882 I have a scar. I have a scar! I got an appendectomy when I was eight. 124 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:01,467 The other one doesn't. 125 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,680 Why don't I check the medical records? 126 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,436 I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier. 127 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,690 Regardless of your records, 128 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,778 you are toying with some of mankind's most fundamental concerns. 129 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,780 Who we are and... 130 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,991 and... and what we are. 131 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:27,784 If you knew me, 132 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,329 I'm just... I'm so... 133 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:30,912 me, 134 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:32,957 and not in a good way. 135 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,041 Just ask my wife. 136 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,794 All I'm saying is, 137 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,881 I couldn't sleep at night not knowing who I am. 138 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,390 [door opens, closes] 139 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:58,607 [grunts] 140 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,784 - [fidgets with door handle] - Hey! 141 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:09,576 Help! 142 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,871 I'm thirsty! 143 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,581 This is illegal! 144 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:14,664 [banging] 145 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,143 [sighs] 146 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,398 [sighs] 147 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,346 [air suctioning] 148 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,114 [woman] Not again. 149 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,909 Tell Weinrod to find her own damn interrogation room. 150 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:37,497 [sighs] 151 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,631 [people chattering indistinctly] 152 00:07:58,811 --> 00:07:59,811 Oh, hey. 153 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,443 You lucky son of a bitch. 154 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,696 Goddamn children's vitamins. 155 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,993 So, am I still under arrest or... 156 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,119 whatever? 157 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,370 Technically, 158 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,117 you were never under arrest, 159 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:20,875 because, technically, 160 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,376 we've been reassigned to... 161 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:24,378 children's vitamins 162 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,089 due to a lack of cloning enforcement funding, 163 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,383 due to a lack of cloning enforcement... 164 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,802 prosecutions. 165 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,180 So... 166 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:36,516 am I free to go? 167 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,437 I won't forget about you. 168 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,320 Oh. 169 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:54,574 Please be Kate. 170 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:57,702 [Hugh] Mr. Elliott, 171 00:08:57,745 --> 00:09:01,082 this is South Hill Fertility Center calling with your test results. 172 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,918 Sorry to say, your numbers came back... 173 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:05,585 good. 174 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,296 Nothing wrong with you at all. 175 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,258 Hope that was worth wasting two years of both of our time. 176 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,486 - Miles. - Wait. 177 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,113 Miles, we need to talk. 178 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,115 Okay, great. But first... 179 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,198 [inhales] 180 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:36,659 I want to apologize. 181 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,076 Oh. 182 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:42,999 Wait, was... was what you wanted to talk about the pig carcass in the garage? 183 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,792 No. Actually... 184 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,877 - Um... - Okay, good. Well... 185 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:49,130 just... just listen. 186 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,174 I want to apologize. 187 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,217 For everything. 188 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,846 I mean, I've been so selfish, 189 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,473 just so focused on me that I forgot about... 190 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:01,808 you... 191 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:03,227 and us. 192 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,188 What's important, our family, our future family. 193 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,733 But it's... it's not too late. 194 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:09,816 Last night, 195 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:13,487 I read an article about separation anxiety at preschool drop-off. 196 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:14,864 It made me cry. 197 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,700 I drank breast milk for God's sake, I... 198 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,993 - Breast milk? - That's not... 199 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,912 Oh, this is coming out all wrong. I had a whole... 200 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,371 [sighs] 201 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,208 Can I borrow your phone? Just for a sec. 202 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,421 [sighs] 203 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:34,425 - Oh, what... what's our Wi-Fi password? - Why? 204 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,093 Never mind, I got it. I got it. 205 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,725 ["Give It To Me Baby" by Rick James plays] 206 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,770 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 207 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:47,688 - [Kate] Miles, no, no, no, no. - Yeah. 208 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,441 - Yes, yes. - Miles. 209 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,777 Oh, why... 210 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,404 No. 211 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,990 Miles. 212 00:10:58,991 --> 00:10:59,992 [sighs] I'm going... 213 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,827 [Kate] Don't get the rope. 214 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,038 I'm powerless to the rope. 215 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,165 ♪ When I came home last night ♪ 216 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,504 ♪ You wouldn't make love to me ♪ 217 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,382 ♪ You went fast to sleep ♪ 218 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,512 ♪ You wouldn't even talk to me ♪ 219 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,515 ♪ You said I'm so crazy ♪ 220 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,062 ♪ Coming home intoxicated ♪ 221 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,606 ♪ I said I just wanna love you ♪ 222 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,525 ♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪ 223 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,903 ♪ This is why I'm so elated ♪ 224 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:36,821 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 225 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:37,822 ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪ 226 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,073 ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪ 227 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,913 ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪ 228 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,164 ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪ 229 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,249 ♪ I betcha ♪ 230 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,628 ♪ I'll make you hot Till you've had enough ♪ 231 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:53,962 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 232 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,007 ♪ Give me that stuff, that funk That sweet, that funky stuff ♪ 233 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,384 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 234 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:01,053 ♪ Give me that stuff, that funk That sweet, that funky stuff ♪ 235 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,763 ♪ Give it to me, give it to me ♪ 236 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,765 ♪ Give it to me, give it to me ♪ 237 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,600 ♪ Give it to me, give it to me ♪ 238 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:07,727 ♪ Give me the stuff ♪ 239 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,270 ♪ That sweet, funky stuff ♪ 240 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,313 ♪ Oh-ho! Ow! ♪ 241 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,573 ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 242 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,533 ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 243 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,492 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 244 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,577 ♪ What you say ♪ 245 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,494 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 246 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,412 ♪ What you say ♪ 247 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,622 - ♪ Hey, girl ♪ - ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 248 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,624 ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 249 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,917 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 250 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,711 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 251 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,589 - ♪ Hey, girl ♪ - ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 252 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,591 ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 253 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:39,925 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 254 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,927 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 255 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,513 - ♪ Hey, girl ♪ - ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 256 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,515 ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 257 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,142 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 258 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,602 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 259 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,521 - ♪ Hey, girl ♪ - ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 260 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,482 - ♪ Hey, girl ♪ - ♪ Give it to me right away ♪ 261 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,816 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 262 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,027 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 263 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,112 - ♪ Hey, girl ♪ - ♪ Give it to me, what you say ♪ 264 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,656 - [sighs] - You certainly don't dance like him. 265 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,875 Miles, I can explain. 266 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,799 Your business trip. That's where he disappeared, 267 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,299 right? 268 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:25,888 I am so, so sorry. 269 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,558 Miles. 270 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,484 [clattering] 271 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,195 [garage door opens] 272 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,251 [engine turns over] 273 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,418 [tires squeal] 274 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,006 Oh. 275 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:10,850 [grunts] 276 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,813 Oh! 277 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,731 Ow. 278 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,484 Fuck. [grunts] 279 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,361 [grunting] 280 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:23,903 [dialing] 281 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,365 [line trilling] 282 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,118 - [New Miles] Hello? - Did you fuck my wife? Huh? 283 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,828 You cheating, fucking liar! 284 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,956 [New Miles] Yeah. Why don't you come on over and we can talk about it. 285 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,042 Oh, I'm going to. I am going to. Don't fucking move! 286 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,003 [tires squeal] 287 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,297 [cell phone rings] 288 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,049 [cell phone rings] 289 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,343 I'm gonna rip your goddamn head off! 290 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,471 [Stuart] Good evening, I'm trying to reach Mr. Miles Elliott? 291 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,015 Uh, oh, uh... 292 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:51,932 Uh, yeah? 293 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,828 [Stuart] This is Stuart Penbrooke from the Gold Pencil Awards committee, 294 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,732 and we wanted to share the good news that your "Neighbors and Friends"... 295 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,190 [grunting] 296 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,567 [honks horn] 297 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,859 Fuck! 298 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,373 [banging] 299 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,171 [panting] 300 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,254 Where are you? 301 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,716 Where are you? Where... Hey! 302 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,116 [door opens] 303 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,200 Wh... 304 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,706 [breathing heavily] 305 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,261 Honey. 306 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,098 I'm home. 307 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,359 [sullen tone] Honey, I'm home. 308 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:26,902 Babe, I'm home. 309 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,029 Hon? 310 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,740 What's for dinner? 311 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,866 [water running] 312 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,374 He's gone. 313 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,169 He's gone. 314 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,012 We can make it work. 315 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,434 Oh, Kate, I've changed. 316 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,145 I've changed. I've changed. 317 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,396 [sniffs] 318 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,025 I have changed. 319 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,195 [sniffs] 320 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,491 [door opens] 321 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,827 [Kate] Hello? 322 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:21,957 Miles, are you home? 323 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,418 Miles? 324 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,054 Miles? 325 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:48,984 - Miles. - [Miles] Wait. 326 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,570 - [Kate] Miles, we need to talk. - [Miles] Okay, great. 327 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,906 - But first, I wanna apologize. - [Kate] Oh. 328 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:57,451 Wait, was what you wanted to talk about the pig carcass in the garage? 329 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,368 [Kate] No. 330 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,454 - Actually... - [Miles] Okay, good. Well... 331 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:01,662 Just listen. 332 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,499 I've been so selfish, 333 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,043 so focused on me that Iforgot about you... 334 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,253 and us. 335 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,923 What's important, our family, our future family. 336 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,009 [Kate] Oh, no. 337 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,637 - Miles, no. - [Miles] Yes, yes. 338 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,554 Miles. 339 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,223 I'm powerless to the rope. 340 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,756 ["Give It To Me Baby" by Rick James playing faintly] 341 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,224 - ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪ - ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪ 342 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,142 ♪ I betcha ♪ 343 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,604 ♪ I'll make you hot like you had enough ♪ 344 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,939 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 345 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,406 [sighs] 346 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,950 [instrumental music plays] 347 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,907 [inhales, sighs] 348 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,206 [sniffs] 349 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,289 Ugh. 350 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:09,499 [groans] 351 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,876 [water running] 352 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,091 [sniffs] 353 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,594 [sniffs] 354 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,765 [panting] 355 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,229 What... I... No, I... 356 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:36,817 [sniffs] 357 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,236 [sniffs] 358 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,574 [sniffs] 359 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,700 [sighs] 360 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,955 [sighs] 361 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,758 What the hell am I doing? 362 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:43,592 [sighs] 363 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,389 [sighs] 364 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,643 [sighs] Why can't someone just end this for me? 365 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,270 [cell phone ringing] 366 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,194 [continues ringing] 367 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:10,871 Hello? 368 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,789 [Miles] Did you fuck my wife? Huh? 369 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,499 You cheating, fucking liar! 370 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,130 Yeah. I did. 371 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,757 [tires squealing] 372 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,384 Why don't you come on over and we can talk about it. 373 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,554 [Miles] Oh, I'm going to. I am going to. Don't fucking move! 374 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:28,889 [tires squeal] 375 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:32,517 [dog barking] 376 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:33,977 [inhales] 377 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:34,895 [sighs] 378 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,730 [breathing heavily] 379 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,448 [sighs] 380 00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:51,995 [banging] 381 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,330 [fidgets with door handle] 382 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,247 [Miles panting] 383 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,331 Where are you? 384 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,751 Where are you? Where... Hey! 385 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,044 [Miles panting] 386 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,589 [gun slides] 387 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:25,821 It was nice knowing you. 388 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,825 No, it wasn't. 389 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,285 No. 390 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,037 It wasn't. 391 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,374 [inhales deeply] 392 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,129 [pants] 393 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:48,844 Ah! 394 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,010 [pants] 395 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:51,721 Are you kidding me? 396 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:52,806 Shut up. 397 00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:55,308 Can't you do anything right, you fucking moron? 398 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,727 [screams] 399 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,938 [grunting] 400 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,023 Aah! Aah! 401 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,233 [grunts] Oh! Oh! 402 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:04,818 - [yells] - [grunts] 403 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,945 [panting and grunting] 404 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,156 [both grunting] 405 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,073 Whoa! Oh! 406 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,468 You're an asshole. You have everything you need to be happy 407 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:13,368 and you waste it! 408 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,579 Why should I be happy? You're the one everyone loves. 409 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:16,746 Oh, yeah, right. 410 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,374 Aah! [grunts] 411 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,002 [grunting] 412 00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,170 [grunts] 413 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,549 [grunts] Aah! 414 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:30,342 [grunts] 415 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,179 [groans] Aah! 416 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,933 [both grunting] 417 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,769 I'm so sick of your face. 418 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,438 I'm so sick of your whining. 419 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:42,355 [gunshot] 420 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,690 [empty clicks] 421 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,735 [both grunting] 422 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,031 You ruined my life. 423 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,116 You ruined your life. 424 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,035 [grunts] 425 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,453 [grunting] 426 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:57,454 I hate you. 427 00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,122 I am you! 428 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:01,166 [both] Aah! 429 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,249 Oh! 430 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,585 Fucking credenza! 431 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960 [New Miles groans] 432 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:06,838 [yelling] 433 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,633 [continues yelling] 434 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,139 Fucking credenza! 435 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,599 [panting] 436 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,866 [grunting] 437 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,873 [panting] 438 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,636 I just want you out of my life. 439 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,888 [panting] 440 00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:08,774 Fine. 441 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,403 Make me. 442 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:12,903 Make you? 443 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:14,947 Yeah. 444 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,532 Make me. 445 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,952 What, are you gonna pillow fight me to death? 446 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,870 You want me out of your life? 447 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:23,540 [grunts] Make me. 448 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:24,999 Stop it. 449 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,460 [grunts] Make me. 450 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:29,920 Stop it. 451 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:31,381 Make me. 452 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,217 Make me. Do something. 453 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,012 You're not gonna do anything. You know why? 454 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,682 You're a scared little chicken shit. 455 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:41,933 [grunts] 456 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,977 [both grunting] 457 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,981 [muffled yelling] 458 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:50,108 [grunting] 459 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:55,571 [muffled yelling] 460 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,658 [grunting] 461 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,409 [grunts] 462 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,540 [grunts, pants] 463 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,124 [grunts] 464 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,835 [panting] 465 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:13,714 Hey. 466 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,182 Oh. 467 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,018 Oh, God. 468 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:28,813 Oh, what have I done? 469 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,440 No. 470 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,317 No. 471 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,029 No. 472 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,453 [panting] 473 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:44,953 [grunts] 474 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,040 Come on. 475 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,418 [panting] 476 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,502 [grunts] 477 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,380 [grunts] 478 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,680 [blows air] 479 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:02,889 [panting] 480 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:03,807 Aah. 481 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:05,684 [panting] 482 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:06,767 Oh. 483 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,271 [gasps] 484 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:11,981 [blows air] 485 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:15,275 [gagging] 486 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:16,611 Aah! [spits] 487 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,113 [coughing] 488 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:20,907 - [New Miles coughing] - [spits] 489 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,618 - [New Miles coughing] - [groans] 490 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:24,536 [grunts] 491 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,037 [panting] 492 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,506 You wanna know what I hate about you the most? 493 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,383 [panting] 494 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:39,592 Wh... What? 495 00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:44,848 You got to wake up next to her everyday 496 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,640 for ten years. 497 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,061 All I've got are memories. 498 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:54,858 And those aren't even real. 499 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,903 I just wanted your life. 500 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,824 I loved your life. 501 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,827 I loved it, too. 502 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,288 [sighs] 503 00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:10,372 I'm sorry. 504 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,792 I'm sorry, too. 505 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,295 I don't wanna kill you. 506 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,964 I don't wanna kill you either. 507 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,134 I want us both to be better. 508 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:22,926 Me too. 509 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,930 You should probably quit drinking. 510 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:28,183 I know. I know. 511 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,602 Why? 512 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:35,482 'Cause you're really gaining some weight. 513 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:38,109 Especially, like, right in here. 514 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:39,319 You look like shit. 515 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:41,653 What? 516 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:42,989 Fuck you. 517 00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:44,657 [door opens] 518 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,454 [door closes] 519 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:03,468 Well, I see you two talked. 520 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,100 So, how was he? 521 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,313 Better than me? 522 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,484 [sighs] 523 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,362 Not that great actually. Sorry. 524 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:24,738 Really? 525 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,323 Not great? 526 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,538 So... Wait, does that mean that I'm worse than not great? 527 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,790 Why don't you just let her talk? 528 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,458 Don't tell me how to talk to my wife. 529 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,102 I'm not telling you how to talk to her. 530 00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:39,271 - I'm saying, let her talk. - Why are you talking at all? 531 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:41,422 Oh, just stop it, would you, for five minutes? 532 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,423 For the love of God. 533 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,884 Then you can go back to strangling each other 534 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,845 or whatever you were in the middle of. 535 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,055 [sighs[ 536 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,560 I am so, so sorry. 537 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:54,978 I am. I'm... 538 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:56,980 [sighs] 539 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:58,231 I betrayed you. 540 00:30:58,481 --> 00:30:59,858 I betrayed us. 541 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,777 And there is no excuse. 542 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,278 None. 543 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:07,949 Except to say that this... 544 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,995 this has all been a monumentally confusing time. 545 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,959 But there's one thing that's clear now. 546 00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:23,548 And that's that you are my husband, Miles. 547 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:28,802 Not him. 548 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,226 Okay. 549 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,149 Okay, I'll... I'll be gone by tonight. 550 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,651 What? [stammers] No one... 551 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,486 should go anywhere... 552 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:48,615 quite just yet. 553 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,955 I'm pregnant. 554 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,751 [both] What? 555 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,254 I'm pregnant. 556 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,716 [both] Are you sure? 557 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:08,259 It's... 558 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:11,095 It's early days, but, um, yeah. 559 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:16,935 Whose is it? 560 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,269 I don't know. 561 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,272 And there's no way of ever knowing. 562 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:24,275 I looked it up. And unsurprisingly, 563 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,985 there's no test for it. 564 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,614 With identical sets of DNA, well, I mean, 565 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:32,867 it could be either of yours, or both... 566 00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:35,827 I guess. 567 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:38,247 So, what does this mean? 568 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,335 Who knows. 569 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,101 I'll tell you what it means. 570 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,737 We're gonna have a baby. 571 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,324 [chuckles] 572 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:20,163 [laughs] 573 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,375 [chuckles] 574 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,128 [laughs] 575 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,171 [laughing] 576 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,173 [laughing] We're having a baby. 577 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:31,384 [laughs] 578 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:32,635 [Kate laughing] 579 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:39,599 [sniffles] 580 00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:40,892 [laughs] 581 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,075 [laughs] 582 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,368 [laughs] 583 00:33:58,745 --> 00:33:59,745 Mmm. 584 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,752 ["Road To Nowhere" by the Talking Heads plays] 585 00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:08,254 ♪ Yeah ♪ 586 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,763 ♪ We're on a road to nowhere ♪ 587 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,766 ♪ Come on inside ♪ 588 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,855 ♪ Taking that ride to nowhere ♪ 589 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,524 ♪ We'll take that ride ♪ 590 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:34,238 ♪ I'm feeling okay this morning ♪ 591 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,200 ♪ And you know ♪ 592 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:43,790 ♪ We're on the road to paradise ♪ 593 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,792 ♪ Here we go ♪ 594 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:47,543 ♪ Here we go ♪