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Come on, Poppy. Get up.
It's not the end of the world.
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We've run out of money,
and no one wants our game.
3
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It's the end
of the goddamn universe.
4
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[sighs] No, it's not.
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Just because Playpen
got shot down by every VC
in town doesn't mean it's over.
6
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That is exactly
what it means, Dana.
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I'm a complete failure.
I wish I was--
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Dead? The Mythic Quest
movie is dead just because
we lost a few players?
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[Jacques] Without a new
expansion, we no longer
have the built-in audience
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to make a film project viable.
Look at the quarterly numbers.
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Jacques and Jean-Luc,
I-I-I've worked my butt off
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to keep both the game
and the movie on track.
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And as a producer,
I feel like I've satisfied--
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...the terms of your parole.
15
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So, that's it?
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You are free to work
in the financial sector again
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and become
an upstanding member of society.
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Hmm.
Don't care for that last part.
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[chuckles]
What's next for you, Mr. Bakshi?
20
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[sighs] I seem to be
at a crossroads.
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Hmm, maybe I could--
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...hold a pillow over my face
and put me down gently.
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[inhales deeply]
It's the only thing left to do.
24
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Look, you need to take time
to regroup, and you'll be--
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Overdramatic?
I'm sorry. I'm upset.
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We have made--
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A huge--
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...mistake.
29
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[Ian] How long's
she been like this?
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[Dana] Two days.
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I don't get it.
It's a dead game.
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[Ian] Yeah. [sighs]
She'll sit in there for weeks,
33
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perfecting code for
no other reason than to do it.
34
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So, what are we gonna do?
35
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[clicks tongue] I don't know.
36
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You don't know?
37
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No.
38
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Shit.
39
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I mean, even when you
don't know, you at least
pretend that you do.
40
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Yeah.
41
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Come on.
42
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She's the micro.
You're the macro.
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This is a macro problem.
Do your thing.
44
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It just feels different,
45
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like something's broken
46
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and I don't know how to fix it.
47
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Well, you better figure
it out, or your partner
may never come out of there.
48
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-David, you need to be strong.
-My entire career in Hollywood
is over before it ever began.
49
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Well, I brought something
that might help. Here.
50
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Is it cookies?
51
00:03:03,154 --> 00:03:04,181
Yep. [sighs]
52
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-You lied to me.
-I did what needed to be done.
53
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-What is this?
-It's my termination paperwork.
54
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You're resigning?
55
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No, you're firing me.
56
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-I'm confused.
-Mythic Quest is dying.
57
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But if you bring
the players back, Montreal
will bring the movie back.
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Now is your chance
to create something new.
59
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But in order to do that
you have to be respected,
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which means you gotta be feared.
61
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By firing you?
62
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Standing up to Ian
and a movie star
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has created a mystique of power
around you.
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-The whole office
is talking about it.
-Oh.
65
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Yeah, when I was in
the kitchen area this morning...
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[stammers]
...I did feel a bit of mystique.
67
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Yes, and that mystique
will make them fear you,
68
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but you have to
complete your journey.
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You have to kill the person
who got you here.
70
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That's insane.
71
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Fire me. Show them that
killer instinct you've
got inside of you.
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Right. Right.
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Okay.
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Jo.
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-Can I come over there?
-Whatever makes you comfortable.
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Jo-- [sighs]
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[blows] It's hard because
you're the best assistant
I've ever had.
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[sighs]
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Right.
[inhales sharply, clears throat]
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You're fired.
81
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Well done. [inhales deeply]
Goodbye, David. [sighs]
82
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Bye, Jo.
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[crying]
84
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-What are you doing?
-[cries] I'm adding
to that mystique.
85
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[sobbing]
86
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I've been fired.
Fired! He fired me.
87
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That man in there is a killer.
Watch your backs.
88
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Good luck.
89
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[crying]
90
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Goodbye.
91
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Goodbye. Goodbye.
92
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Goodbye.
93
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Someone get him a cookie!
94
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Well, that was disturbing.
95
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[clamoring]
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Yet effective.
97
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Huh.
98
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Brad, look. It's my first
monetization bonus check.
99
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[screams] Can you believe it?
100
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I think I might be a real
respected business bitch, baby!
101
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Sorry, that was inappropriate.
I've been hanging out
with Carol.
102
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[groans]
103
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What's wrong? You okay?
104
00:06:07,842 --> 00:06:08,937
Do--
105
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Do you wanna hold my check?
Would that make you feel better?
106
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But don't bend it,
'cause I wanna put it
in my dream journal.
107
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Money's fun to chase.
Keeps the game interesting.
108
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But what if you
conquered the game?
109
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What game?
110
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This. Life.
111
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Over the past year,
I played life on hard mode
and I speedran it.
112
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I went from a convict
to a janitor to the Head
of Monetization,
113
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-and it was so easy.
-Ooh. Uh,
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-I'm the Head of Monetization.
-Only because I engineered it.
115
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-I could take it from you
in an instant.
-I wouldn't let you do that,
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-'cause I'm a badass boss bitch.
-Oh, please.
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I single-handedly caused you
to abandon all your principles.
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Practically overnight
I turned you from a socialist
into a greedy capitalist
119
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who's mooning over
a check like a dog
with its hump-stuffie.
120
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[sighs] Oh, my God.
You're right! Ew!
121
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-You wanna pick that up?
-Yes, very much so.
122
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Well...
123
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No, your job's safe.
124
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I need a real challenge.
125
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[grunts]
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["Where The Streets
Have No Name" playing]
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[music stops]
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There we go.
129
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Uh, can I get everyone's
attention for just a sec?
130
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Look, I know
some of you are aware
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of the MQ movie being canceled
and, uh, the declining numbers.
132
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Uh, but just, rest assured,
um, we will fix it.
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[employee] Whoo!
134
00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:08,450
Yeah, 'cause I'm in charge,
so fear not.
135
00:09:08,585 --> 00:09:11,090
[cheering] Whoo!
136
00:09:11,225 --> 00:09:12,692
[chuckles]
137
00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:15,354
Well, fear a little.
Fear me, but not the situation.
138
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,097
Because I have a plan.
139
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We are gonna launch a new
expansion for Mythic Quest.
140
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What is it? I don't know.
But you know who knows? You do.
141
00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:33,543
Because I believe
that sitting amongst you
is a creative genius.
142
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I mean, one of you has to be,
143
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statistically speaking.
It's a numbers thing, right?
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One of you is a-- is a fresh,
young, undiscovered voice
who just needs the opportunity.
145
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Well, here it is! A sign-up
sheet to hear your great idea.
146
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So who has it? Yes! Yes, you!
147
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-Oh. [laughs]
-Sorry, do you work here?
148
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Oh, I'm Mikey,
one of the new testers.
Well, me and Andy here.
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[laughs] Yes, sir.
Appreciate the job.
150
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,766
Uh... [stammers] ...yeah.
You're welcome. Yeah.
151
00:10:02,901 --> 00:10:05,474
So-- So, you guys feel like
you have big ideas, huh?
152
00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:09,682
Yes. We feel like we
bring a fresh, outsiders'
perspective to the job.
153
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,914
Yeah. This is sort of
a second career for us.
154
00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:13,984
I was a paralegal
for almost 30 years.
155
00:10:14,119 --> 00:10:17,419
Former math teacher.
Not really a video game guy.
156
00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:20,857
Yeah. No, me neither.
Just trying to connect
with my adult son.
157
00:10:20,992 --> 00:10:23,320
-He loves video games.
-Uh-huh.
158
00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:25,623
Yeah, I'm making up
for lost time.
159
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:29,263
You know, kind of missed out
on a lot of his childhood.
160
00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:36,103
[clears throat]
I chose a-- a liquor bottle
over my own child.
161
00:10:36,238 --> 00:10:38,469
Hey, hey, hey.
It can't be your fault.
162
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,379
-Yeah. Uh, sober
two years, everybody.
-Oh.
163
00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:42,582
-Yeah.
-Wow.
164
00:10:42,717 --> 00:10:44,040
[Andy] Keep going.
Stay in the present.
165
00:10:44,175 --> 00:10:45,081
That's amazing.
166
00:10:46,386 --> 00:10:48,185
Thank you.
167
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,516
I-- I feel like-- I feel like
we're getting off track here.
168
00:10:50,652 --> 00:10:53,323
Okay... [stammers] ...um,
big ideas. You have 'em?
169
00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:56,855
Yes, the biggest.
We believe we're more
than just testers, sir.
170
00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:59,331
Look at that. That's passion.
They believe in themselves.
I love that.
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00:10:59,466 --> 00:11:01,098
Former math teacher,
172
00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:03,594
you know, probably ground up
by the-- the system, right?
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00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,532
And a man trying to reconnect
with his adult son.
174
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,308
Um... [stammers] ...but--
but-- but they're passionate!
175
00:11:09,443 --> 00:11:10,542
That's what it takes.
176
00:11:10,677 --> 00:11:13,242
So, who here w-wants to sign up?
177
00:11:13,378 --> 00:11:17,147
Let's do it! Let's build
something great! [laughs]
178
00:11:17,282 --> 00:11:18,982
-Sign up now. Let's go.
Come on. Yeah.
-[clamoring]
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00:11:19,118 --> 00:11:21,315
Just, uh, put your names
on the ol' list here.
180
00:11:34,503 --> 00:11:38,101
-Hi. [giggles]
-Hi.
181
00:11:38,237 --> 00:11:41,438
-I have a very important
question for you.
-Hmm?
182
00:11:41,574 --> 00:11:46,569
Can I pull off a cashmere pant?
Just for, like,
lounging around, obvi.
183
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,976
[laughs] Okay, Oprah.
Why you balling out?
184
00:11:50,112 --> 00:11:53,483
Well, because I just got paid.
185
00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:57,782
Like Republican-with-
skeletons-in-his-closet
paid. Check it out!
186
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,716
Oh, wow.
187
00:12:01,352 --> 00:12:03,057
That's a lotta zeros.
188
00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:05,557
What's wrong?
Wanna hold my check?
189
00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:08,633
[laughs] No, I'm good.
And I'm really happy for you.
190
00:12:08,768 --> 00:12:10,229
You totally deserve that money.
191
00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:14,063
[inhales deeply]
I just-- [sighs]
192
00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:15,369
I-- [sighs]
193
00:12:17,373 --> 00:12:20,037
I don't think I wanna be
at GrimPop anymore.
194
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,272
Oh, shit. Really?
195
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,113
-[Dana sighs] Yeah.
-Why?
196
00:12:24,248 --> 00:12:27,316
Not a single VC wants
to invest in the game.
197
00:12:27,451 --> 00:12:30,823
And even if Ian and Poppy
turn things around,
198
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,456
I don't think there's
a future for me there.
199
00:12:33,592 --> 00:12:36,258
-Those two gotta figure
their shit out.
-Yeah, they do. [scoffs]
200
00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:40,991
Okay, how about this?
201
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:46,506
You take some time
and figure your shit out,
and I'll support us.
202
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:53,037
I have enough money here to
put avocado on every sandwich
for the rest of the year.
203
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:57,048
All you need to do
is figure out where you
wanna go to dinner tonight.
204
00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:03,890
-Hello.
-Hello.
205
00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:08,456
[inhales deeply]
A new chapter begins.
206
00:13:08,591 --> 00:13:11,458
Life is long. Today is but
a single stitch in a tapestry.
207
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:20,100
What's with the boxes?
Did you both get fired?
208
00:13:20,235 --> 00:13:23,834
-I resigned.
-I am resigned.
209
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:28,381
I'm about to get out of
a bad situation, workwise.
210
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:34,312
I mean, it's kinda scary
not knowing what's next,
but it kinda feels good too.
211
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:40,817
Finally in control of
my own destiny. [chuckles]
Makes me feel so powerful.
212
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:44,392
I am drawn to power.
213
00:13:44,527 --> 00:13:46,659
I wish to benefit from power
without consequence.
214
00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:50,761
Totally. And I'm done working
for dysfunctional people.
215
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,270
I think I'm gonna
do my own thing, you know?
216
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,107
A fresh start.
217
00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:58,010
A new challenge.
218
00:13:59,978 --> 00:14:01,915
[emergency stop alarm sounds]
219
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,744
Guys, maybe this is insane,
but what if--
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[both] Yes.
221
00:14:13,424 --> 00:14:15,657
-Thanks for coming in, guys.
-[both] Thank you.
222
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,893
-We're excited
to share our ideas.
-Super excited.
223
00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:21,360
-Thank you for having us.
-Well, hit me with
your best expansion idea.
224
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:23,336
-Don't hold back.
-Okay.
225
00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:26,166
-Imagine a world--
-Picture this-- Oh. Okay.
You-- You go.
226
00:14:26,301 --> 00:14:29,576
Uh, okay. Uh, imagine a world...
227
00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:33,203
Envision a futuristic wasteland.
228
00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:34,414
A desert empire.
229
00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,042
A bachelor apartment.
230
00:14:36,177 --> 00:14:37,774
It's about a warrior.
231
00:14:37,909 --> 00:14:40,218
-A woman warrior.
-It's about dogs.
232
00:14:40,353 --> 00:14:44,121
It's about a warlock who has
no friends. But it's not me.
233
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:46,253
It's about a warrior
who pulls a lot of tail.
234
00:14:46,389 --> 00:14:48,651
-Hmm.
-It's a journey of friendship.
235
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:52,058
-Wai-- And sobriety.
-A-And math too.
236
00:14:52,194 --> 00:14:56,393
This is a very personal story
that's deep into my heart--
Oh. Um, it closed.
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It's really about my anxiety.
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My sleep apnea.
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-My depression.
-My anxiety and my depression.
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I'm, uh, on the spectrum.
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I have anger issues.
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-And I have depression.
-[sighs]
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Narcissistic
personality disorder.
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Obsessive-compulsive disorder
and magical thinking.
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-Chlamydia.
-Did I say chlamydia?
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-[employee 1] Diabetes.
-[employee 2] Type 1.
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[employee 3] Type dos.
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I wanna take everything up here
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and put it into a video game.
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It'll be like nothing
you've ever seen before
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but also kind of like Halo.
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And he has the ultimate weapon
in his pants.
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In her pants.
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If you get the problem right--
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Heads be exploding.
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Guts come gushing out.
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Horrifically violent.
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No violence.
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Full-frontal male nudity.
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It won't be addictive.
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It's gonna cost you
a ton of money.
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-And that's basically it. So...
-Yeah.
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That's it i-- in a nutshell.
What do you think?
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[Mikey] Are we moving offices?
[chuckles]
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[Ian] Hi.
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Hi.
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Got you something.
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-What is it?
-Lunch.
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Buffalo chicken pizza
from the gas station?
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With ranch and blue cheese.
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[chuckles]
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I'm a terrible partner.
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You asked me for one thing,
and I couldn't give it to you.
I'm sorry.
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But my strength
isn't in the details.
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It's in the big picture,
and I think we've got
a big picture problem.
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Yeah. We do.
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We're broken.
Our relationship is broken.
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I-- [sighs] I just kept
asking myself over and over,
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"How do we fix it? How do we
fix it? How do we fix it?"
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And then it just--
it just came to me.
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What i-- What is it?
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The answer to the question
of "How do we fix it?"
283
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is...
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we don't.
285
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We-- We don't what?
286
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We don't fix it. At all.
287
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-What?
-I'm sensing some confusion,
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so let me clarify.
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How can I put this another way?
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Okay.
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It is what it is.
292
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That's even more confusing.
293
00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:03,655
"It is what it is"
is pretty clear.
294
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It is what it is?
295
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,489
That's your big revelation?
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Yeah, I am who I am.
And I do what I do.
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And you, you are who you are,
and you do what you do.
298
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And that should be enough
for us.
299
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And if it isn't,
then we shouldn't be
doing any of it anymore.
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But then I'm subservient to you.
301
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Only in your own mind.
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[sighs] Look, you can't see it,
but you can build it.
303
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I can see it, but I can't
build it. It is what it is.
304
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[sighs]
305
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It is what it is.
306
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Yes. We are broken,
but in all the right places.
307
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And for some reason,
we, like, fit together.
I don't know why.
308
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Humans are messy.
Relationships are insane!
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I mean, we're a bunch of monkeys
that stood up straight
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on a rock that's floating
around a ball of hot plasma
that's four billion years old.
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And we're walking
around like we know
what the fuck is going on.
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I don't know, man. All I know
is I love you, you love me,
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and everything else
is semantics.
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W-We mess up,
we apologize, we move on.
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But the point is, no matter what
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our relationship is worth it.
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I love you too.
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What?
319
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[stammers] I love you too.
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Yeah, I know. I just
covered that in my speech.
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00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:38,512
Hey, let me do this part.
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You and I,
we're never gonna change,
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but I wanna keep trying
to meet you halfway.
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Eat it.
325
00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:06,708
Eat what?
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00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,140
The pizza. Eat it.
327
00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:13,579
Why?
328
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I wanna see you meet me halfway.
329
00:20:18,589 --> 00:20:21,625
No. No,
I-- I can't eat that, Poppy.
330
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I-- I haven't had dairy
or gluten in, like, six months.
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I haven't had a carb in a week.
I-- That actually might kill me.
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00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:36,738
Poppy.
Please don't make me eat that.
333
00:20:40,715 --> 00:20:41,611
Okay.
334
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:44,713
Okay.
335
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:08,869
Now say, "Mmm, yummy."
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Yummy.
337
00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:14,710
[laughs]
338
00:21:16,681 --> 00:21:18,780
Here you go.
Wash it down, mate. [chuckles]
339
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:25,220
-Oh, my God.
What flavor is this?
-[laughs] Green.
340
00:21:25,355 --> 00:21:26,788
Green is not a flavor.
341
00:21:27,962 --> 00:21:30,055
Hey, it is what it is.
342
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:33,927
[all grunt]
343
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,538
Dana, if that's your résumé
you're working on,
stop right now.
344
00:21:43,674 --> 00:21:45,510
-What?
-David needs a new expansion.
345
00:21:45,646 --> 00:21:48,606
You need your next big thing.
It's a perfect match.
346
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:49,846
Just like us. [chuckles]
347
00:21:49,982 --> 00:21:51,707
Oh, uh--
348
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,479
Obviously we're not
a perfect match. Every
relationship has its flaws.
349
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,786
Like, I love escape rooms,
and you hate them for some
insane reason.
350
00:21:57,921 --> 00:21:59,725
Why would I pay white people
to trap me in a room?
351
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,021
When you say it
like that it's not fun.
But what I'm saying is,
352
00:22:02,156 --> 00:22:04,253
you would be such
an amazing creative director.
353
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,893
Like, you know Mythic Quest
inside and out.
354
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:10,094
You're so smart.
You're so talented. I just--
355
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:14,834
Thank you. But I don't
wanna work for David.
356
00:22:14,970 --> 00:22:16,773
If this last year
has taught me anything,
357
00:22:16,908 --> 00:22:19,236
it has taught me the kind
of boss I do wanna work for.
358
00:22:24,346 --> 00:22:26,109
[Dana] Me.
359
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:31,623
[chuckles] Oh, my God.
This is amazing!
360
00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:35,153
It's still in its early stages,
but I know I can do this.
361
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:37,254
I can see it.
362
00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:39,993
I can see it too.
363
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:44,197
-[chuckles]
-[squeals]
364
00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:48,274
Well, if MQ goes belly-up,
maybe I can come work for you.
365
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,571
Oh, uh, actually
I already have a HOMIE.
366
00:22:51,707 --> 00:22:54,007
-Hello, Rachel.
-[yelping]
367
00:22:54,882 --> 00:22:55,844
Brad?
368
00:22:56,874 --> 00:22:58,709
You hired Brad.
369
00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,686
Yeah. He needed
a challenge, and I needed
a stone-cold killer.
370
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,784
Sorry, killers.
371
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,283
-Hello, Rachel.
-[yelps] 'Kay.
372
00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:09,086
Can you guys stop
sneaking up on me, please?
373
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,987
You're the one
who appeared out of nowhere.
374
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,499
Perhaps next time you
should make an appointment.
Ms. Bryant's very busy.
375
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:15,996
Okay.
376
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:17,767
I'll see you at home?
377
00:23:18,766 --> 00:23:20,398
Yeah. See you at home.
378
00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:21,507
[kisses]
379
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,978
Hey, Rachel,
I just want you to know
380
00:23:28,114 --> 00:23:30,778
that I'm gonna do
everything in my power
to help your girlfriend.
381
00:23:30,914 --> 00:23:33,115
-Oh, thanks, Brad. [chuckles]
-Crush you.
382
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,719
And crush Mythic Quest
and anyone else
who gets in her way.
383
00:23:37,185 --> 00:23:39,224
Dana would never do that.
That's not her.
384
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:43,090
Oh, just like you would never
abandon all your convictions
for a paltry bonus check?
385
00:23:43,225 --> 00:23:45,462
The one that you're currently
clutching in your pocket?
386
00:23:45,597 --> 00:23:47,065
I'm-- I'm not
clutching anything.
387
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,094
I can hear it crinkle.
388
00:23:52,369 --> 00:23:53,231
Back to work.
389
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,143
Hey, Dana. Want a mochaccino?
390
00:23:58,279 --> 00:23:59,768
-[Dana] Yeah.
-[Brad] Jo?
391
00:23:59,904 --> 00:24:00,909
[Jo] On it!
392
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:13,152
David! David, we've got some
news that we gotta tell you.
393
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,192
Whoa.
394
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,061
[Poppy] You okay, buddy?
395
00:24:17,197 --> 00:24:21,732
Apart from my entire world
crumbling to ash
all around me, never better.
396
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:25,300
Oh. So this is either
397
00:24:25,435 --> 00:24:28,073
the best time to tell you
what we're about to
tell you or the worst.
398
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,507
It can't get worse.
399
00:24:29,643 --> 00:24:31,841
-Great, yeah. Great.
-Perfect. Yeah. Okay.
400
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,910
Take a look at this.
401
00:24:38,184 --> 00:24:42,215
-What am I looking at?
-Okay. So, we hit
rock bottom emotionally.
402
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,788
Uh, but then we told each other
that we love each o--
403
00:24:44,923 --> 00:24:49,827
-Well, no. Fir--
First, Ian had an idea.
-Yeah.
404
00:24:49,962 --> 00:24:52,360
You know, I'm realizing that
I started this wrong and--
405
00:24:52,496 --> 00:24:55,392
-You could just let me--
-Do you wanna jump in?
You're so good at this.
406
00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,464
-Thank you. Thank you
for saying that.
-You are.
407
00:24:57,599 --> 00:25:02,674
David. We've got
a genius, cutting-edge game
that has no community.
408
00:25:02,809 --> 00:25:05,870
You've got a dying game
with a massive community
409
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,579
who's craving new content.
410
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:11,342
Content that they themselves
will now create.
411
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:13,685
Wait.
412
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,083
So what are you saying?
413
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,417
-We're coming back
to Mythic Que--
-To work here.
414
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,624
-Oh, I thought
you were gonna say--
-I was gonna--
415
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,288
-Should we try it again?
-Yeah.
416
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:28,024
David. We're coming back
to Mythic Quest.
417
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,124
You were supposed to jump in.
418
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,292
I thought you wanted to do it.
419
00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:31,767
No. It's about us
doing it together.
420
00:25:31,902 --> 00:25:33,262
-Oh, great. Okay, cool.
-Yeah. Ready?
421
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:36,037
-David, we're coming back t--
-Back!
422
00:25:36,172 --> 00:25:38,201
-That's not the word.
That's not the word.
-Oh.
423
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:40,443
-You're coming back?
-I can get it.
424
00:25:40,579 --> 00:25:42,879
-We're coming back
to Mythic Quest.
-Mythic Quest. [squeals]
425
00:25:43,845 --> 00:25:45,343
["Welcome Back" playing]