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[Brad] Battle royale.
Did I call it, or did I call it?
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[Jo] You called it.
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Hey, everybody. I can't stop playing
MQ's battle royale mode.
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There's so much blood.
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-[chuckles]
-I've won! Battle royale.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Battle royale is so much fun.
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I'm gonna buy a hot dog skin.
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Wow. Those kids are young.
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Oh, yeah. Our average daily user
just got down to nine years old.
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So now that we've got the kids,
what are we gonna do with them?
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We are gonna bleed 'em dry, of course.
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Hey, Brad. I need to talk to you
about a, uh, rather serious matter.
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It's, uh,
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your birthday!
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[laughs]
Let's hear it for the birthday boy.
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♪ Happy birthday-- ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's not my birthday.
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Brad. I know you like to put up walls,
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but I have it on pretty good authority
that today is your birthday.
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Okay, well,
I don't know who your source is…
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[gasps]
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…but they're a liar.
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Uh, no, actually, they're not a liar.
Because they're your brother!
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-[yells]
-Come on out, Zack.
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Happy birthday, bro. [laughs]
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[laughs] Look at his face.
Oh, my God, that's priceless.
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-Yeah, Zack e-mailed me a few weeks ago.
-Mmm.
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Said you guys hardly see each other,
and he wanted to surprise you.
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Naturally, I was on board. [chuckles]
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And as, uh, an only child
who always wanted a brother,
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I cannot imagine
how excited you are right now. [chuckles]
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[Zack chuckles]
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Come here, big guy. Come.
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Oh, so good to see you. [Zack chuckles]
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That is beautiful.
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Ooh. [laughs]
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What's his angle? What is he planning?
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-Sorry, I'm lost.
-Me too. Is this a new hallway?
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Is everything okay? You seem frazzled.
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I'm not frazzled. I'm plotting.
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Of course. Plotting against who?
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My brother, Zack.
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He's a private equity douche
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who swoops in, fattens up companies
and then guts 'em.
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-He's a stone-cold killer.
-[Jo] A killer? That guy?
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Yes, that guy.
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I bet he's here to kill my pig.
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So typical.
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I won't let him. This is my pig.
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If anyone's gonna kill it,
it's gonna be me.
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-Sorry, what pig?
-The company.
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Battle royale must have juiced
our numbers enough to get him interested.
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-He smells blood in the water.
-The pig's blood?
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-My blood!
-You're bleeding?
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-[sighs] It's a metaphor, Jo. Keep up.
-I'm trying.
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The birthday party is just a cover.
He's here to take my job.
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Well, guess what. I know what to do.
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[Jo] Oh, sorry, are we walking?
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Uh…
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What are you doing?
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I'm hiding in my office until he leaves.
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It's a power play.
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-Is it?
-Yes, it is, Jo! Okay?
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-Do not question me. Just get rid of him.
-Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
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[chattering]
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[Ian] This doesn't make sense.
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Why would Montreal reward Poppy
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for putting a cancer into the game
that will eventually kill MQ?
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They gave her a Porsche.
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-They gave her a Porsche?
-Yeah.
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Damn. [chuckles]
Battle royale must be bringing in bank.
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That's not the point, tester. [sighs]
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You don't gift
a high-performance vehicle like that
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to a first-time driver, all right?
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You give 'em a piece of shit like this.
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[scoffs]
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You're welcome for the ride, dude.
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Also, with climate change,
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everyone should be driving
an eco-friendly vehicle.
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I realize that.
That's why I have three Teslas.
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Why do you have three Teslas?
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Because I care about the environment.
Follow the conversation.
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Pull over here. There she is.
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Is she sitting on the hood?
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[Rachel]
I guess it's nice you're picking her up.
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[Ian] I'm not picking her up.
The little monster can kick rocks.
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I'm here for the car.
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[car door opens, closes]
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-Hey!
-[yelps]
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-Are you out of your mind?
-What? Whoa, what's happening?
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You can't sit on that hood
like it's the goddamn General Lee.
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-Ooh, you can't say that anymore.
-[together] Shut up.
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-How did you know I was here?
-Your tester told my tester.
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But that's not the point, Poppy.
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You can't leave machinery like this on
the side of the road. It's disrespectful.
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You might want to get the chocolate bars
off the dash. They're melting.
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You put chocolate in there?
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Okay, fine. You deal with it then.
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I can't drive this stupid thing anyway.
You want the keys?
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-Yeah.
-Fireball!
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I mean, we had one nice moment, Poppy.
One goddamn--
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-Ah, here's my chauffeur.
-I am not your chauffeur.
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-Yeah, you definitely can't say that.
-Oh, shut up!
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Ah, yeah.
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I'm not 100% sure,
but I think that's pretty dicey.
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It's fine. I don't mean it like that.
I'm gonna sit in the front. It's not--
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-It doesn't matter where you sit.
-It doesn't matter.
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No, no. I mean,
I'm a woman of color, so I can't--
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I can't get canceled, can I?
Can I? Can I get canceled?
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I don't think I can get canceled. I think…
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I think I'm good. I'm good.
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I'm good.
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Okay, you know what? It's super dicey,
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so… I'm just gonna let
the women of color figure this out.
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-I'ma back away.
-Yeah, that's us, right?
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The women of color.
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You got my,
uh, chicken nuggets in the car?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Great.
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-Okay. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]
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So that's why you had to get up so early?
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Yeah. Gotta work twice as hard
to get half as far.
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-Twice as hard as what?
-Never mind.
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-Where the fuck's my sweet and sour sauce?
-[screams] They're in the cup holder!
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[sighs]
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-I gotta go.
-Oh, okay. Yeah. Bye.
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Hey, tester. See you back at the office.
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Don't try and keep up.
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Okay, here we go.
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Huh.
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It's a GT4.
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Been a minute on the stick.
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No problem. I put the man in manual.
[sighs]
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And I can say that 'cause I'm alone.
All right.
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-[engine starts]
-[rap music starts]
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[engine revs, screeches]
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-[gears grinding]
-[tires screeching]
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[revving repeatedly]
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Oh… my… God.
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[door opens, closes]
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[sighs]
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-Hi.
-I can drive stick.
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It's just that she's got, like, chocolate
or something stuck in the clutch.
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you wanna…
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This model is not… suited for m--
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Okay.
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I kinda feel like… maybe I-- There's--
I have…
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-I don't know. Maybe…
-If--
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Maybe you don't know how to…
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I-- My legs are probably too strong,
and I'm putting too much…
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Yeah, that's probably it.
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Do you wanna…
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[chuckles] Here you go.
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What's that about?
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[David] Oh, our creative directors
are going through a divorce of sorts.
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-It's kinda messy.
-Oh. That must be hard on you.
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-It is.
-[chuckles]
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Thank you for recognizing that.
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-Strong shoulders.
-[chuckles]
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Oh. There she is.
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I saved a piece of cake for you.
Where's the birthday boy?
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I was hoping he would show me around
before I take him to lunch.
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Mr. Bakshi doesn't eat lunch.
He says lunch is for losers.
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Uh-oh. He's not watching
his calories again, is he?
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He's always been insecure
about his weight.
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-Really?
-Mmm.
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He is not insecure about anything.
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He's just too busy to focus on lunch
or anything else besides work.
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He doesn't look busy.
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It's okay. Maybe this was a bad idea.
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No, you planned a special day
for your brother
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because you know your brother
like only a brother could,
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and this is the thanks he gives you?
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I'll say it. He doesn't deserve you.
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Well, it's not about the birthday.
I mean, this goes way back.
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He's probably still mad about Kate.
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Oh, right. Feud over a woman.
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-No, I read about this kind of thing.
-[chuckles]
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No way.
He wouldn't fall apart over some cooze.
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Would he?
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Oh, trouble in paradise?
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Your new mentor
not everything you thought he'd be?
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He is.
He's actually the best I've ever had.
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[Zack chuckles]
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That-- [chuckles]
That supposed to hurt me?
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'Cause it just makes me laugh.
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You're not laughing.
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-I'm laughing.
-[both chuckle]
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What is happening?
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Whatever, Brad's not coming out,
so Zack should leave, now.
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No. Not before I give him a tour.
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You may have lost a brother in Brad,
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but you've gained one in me.
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Get a room.
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[sighs]
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-Mission accomplished. He's gone.
-Nice.
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See? My power play worked.
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Of course it did. It always does.
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-He wanted to take you to lunch.
-[chuckles] Lunch is for losers.
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-Yeah, that's what I said. [chuckles]
-Hey.
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He's David's problem now. [chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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Wait, what?
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Oh, David's taking him
on a tour of the building.
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Where?
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I don't know. I thought it probably made--
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You thought you would let him
cozy up to our executive producer
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so he could personally campaign
for my job?
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I failed you.
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-Brad, I can fix this.
-You've done enough.
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No.
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I can fix it!
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Not gonna kill my pig.
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Not gonna take my job.
Not gonna kill my pig.
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Not gonna take my job.
Not gonna kill my pig.
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Not gonna take my job.
Not gonna kill my pig. Not gonna--
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Hey, what's up? [inhales deeply]
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Well, guys, we did it.
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We put a lot of late nights and
a lot of long hours into battle royale.
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But this…
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This is what makes it all worth it.
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Dana. [snapping fingers]
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-[screeching]
-[chuckles]
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He tr-- He tries here, and
he nearly gets it, and it's like "Whoop."
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-He can't. [chuckles]
-[revving]
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So good.
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Thank you for recording this, Dana.
Great idea. [chuckles]
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No, this was your idea.
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My idea was to get back to work.
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For the past two weeks,
I have been your driver,
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your food delivery service
and your cheerleader.
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When are you gonna teach me to code?
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How do you know that
I'm not teaching you to code right now?
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You just don't understand my methods
'cause I'm like Mr. Miyagi.
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-Who?
-Mr. Miyagi. Karate Kid.
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Wait, you don't know Karate Kid?
Unacceptable!
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Who's got candy?
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-Poppy. Pop-star. Pop goes the weasel.
-What do you want, Brad?
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-Hey, you like me, right?
-No.
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-But I got you battle royale.
-Yeah,
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through intimidation
and devious manipulation.
242
00:11:20,952 --> 00:11:23,079
Okay, but you like me
more than a stranger, right?
243
00:11:23,162 --> 00:11:24,497
I'm the devil you know.
244
00:11:24,581 --> 00:11:27,375
Uh, another devil might be
a thousand times worse.
245
00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:29,460
-Trust me, this guy is.
-What are you on about?
246
00:11:29,544 --> 00:11:31,337
It's my brother, Zack.
He's gonna be here any second.
247
00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:34,465
-I need to know you're on team Brad.
-I'm not. Again, I do not like you.
248
00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:37,969
Fine. Okay, I'll-- I'll give you a cut of
whatever I make on the skin dump.
249
00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:39,220
What the fuck?
250
00:11:39,304 --> 00:11:40,471
Avatar skins, keep up.
251
00:11:40,555 --> 00:11:42,265
They will turn battle royale
into a cash cow.
252
00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:44,434
Montreal will be super happy.
Ian will be super pissed.
253
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:47,353
-I'm in. What do you need me to do?
-Great. Zack's gonna be here any minute.
254
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,939
He's gonna try and charm you.
Don't give him an inch.
255
00:11:50,023 --> 00:11:52,775
-Be mean to him. You can be mean, right?
-Obviously.
256
00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:54,360
Okay, why don't you go get me my lunch?
257
00:11:54,444 --> 00:11:57,197
And-- And while you're at it,
you can wax off that stank face.
258
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,949
That's gonna make sense
once you see the movie, Karate Kid.
259
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:01,659
Great, keep that bitchy energy.
260
00:12:01,743 --> 00:12:03,828
[Zack laughs] Stop it.
261
00:12:03,912 --> 00:12:06,372
All right, last but not least
is the programmers' den.
262
00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:10,293
Oh! Hey! There's the birthday boy.
263
00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:13,213
-Where have you been, Motu?
-Motu?
264
00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:15,548
It's a nickname.
Not mine. Shut up. Whatever.
265
00:12:15,632 --> 00:12:17,008
Why are you still here?
266
00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:20,470
Uh, well, David took me to meet
the art team. Lovely bunch of guys.
267
00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:23,097
Yeah, none of them could believe
that Zack was your brother.
268
00:12:23,181 --> 00:12:25,016
[chuckles]
'Cause he's not a total sourpuss
269
00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:27,560
-like, uh, someone we know. [chuckles]
-Oh.
270
00:12:27,644 --> 00:12:31,689
Oh, and-and David had them whip up
this amazing drawing of me.
271
00:12:31,773 --> 00:12:33,816
-What?
-Yeah. Look at that. Isn't that great?
272
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,735
Yeah, had 'em whip up one of me too. Huh?
273
00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:38,655
-Look at that. Brothers in arms, huh?
-Eh? Hey, brothers in arms!
274
00:12:38,738 --> 00:12:40,823
-Uh-way-bo-bo.
-Uh-wop-bop-bop. [laughs]
275
00:12:40,907 --> 00:12:42,742
-We came up with a thing. Pretty cool.
-Stop it.
276
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:46,162
Uh, well, anyway… So, um,
this is our top-notch programming team.
277
00:12:46,246 --> 00:12:47,830
-Mmm.
-And this here is, uh--
278
00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:48,915
-Zack, right?
-Mm-hmm.
279
00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:51,292
I gotta tell you,
you look like a bloody drongo, mate.
280
00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:54,963
-Uh, I'm so sorry?
-A drongo. It's an insult.
281
00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:56,798
In Australia. It doesn't really play here.
282
00:12:56,881 --> 00:12:59,884
Poppy is our socially inept
co-creative director.
283
00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:04,097
Wait, wait, wait. Poppy Li?
The genius behind battle roya--
284
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,766
I'm sorry. It's-- I'm honored to meet you.
285
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:10,520
[chuckles] A genius? I wouldn't--
It's kind of a genius idea.
286
00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:12,647
I mean,
it brought in 14.2 million players.
287
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:13,731
It was my idea.
288
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:16,693
I tricked her into it because she's
too stupid to know what's good for her.
289
00:13:16,776 --> 00:13:19,529
-You are the devil!
-Okay, here's an idea.
290
00:13:19,612 --> 00:13:21,114
Why don't we take a break?
291
00:13:21,197 --> 00:13:24,659
Why don't we go out into the courtyard
where I have a special surprise for Brad?
292
00:13:24,742 --> 00:13:26,828
-Oh.
-You have a surprise? I love surprises.
293
00:13:26,911 --> 00:13:28,663
-[laughs] Right?
-[all talking at once]
294
00:13:28,746 --> 00:13:31,374
Here's a special idea. How about
we take your special little surprise
295
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,293
and we roll it into a special little ball
296
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,837
and then we cram it
into your special little butt?
297
00:13:36,713 --> 00:13:38,506
-[chuckles]
-Why don't we do that?
298
00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:40,341
[clears throat] Yeah. Mm-hmm.
299
00:13:40,425 --> 00:13:41,634
Yep.
300
00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:42,844
[squeals] Yep!
301
00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:46,389
[sighs] Brothers.
302
00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:51,019
[Rachel] Maybe I'm overthinking it, but do
you think Dana seemed annoyed at me?
303
00:13:51,102 --> 00:13:53,980
I don't know. I talked to her yesterday,
and she said she's fine.
304
00:13:54,063 --> 00:13:56,941
She said she was just tired, but, like…
[sighs]
305
00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:59,277
I just feel like
she's pulling away lately.
306
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,072
I mean, not pulling away,
more like pulling toward something else.
307
00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:04,157
[sighs]
308
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,242
I mean, she--
She has big dreams, which I love.
309
00:14:06,326 --> 00:14:08,494
I really support that.
I just wish that she would--
310
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,079
Am I in hell?
311
00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:11,748
I think I may actually be in hell.
312
00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:14,709
I do not care about your love life,
tester.
313
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:17,295
Okay, dude, for the last time,
I have a name.
314
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,588
And you wanna burden me with it?
315
00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:22,133
By the way, do you think that
the other one is in the car with Poppy
316
00:14:22,217 --> 00:14:23,760
talking about you? No.
317
00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:25,845
She's talking about work
and how she can get ahead,
318
00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:27,472
which is what you should be doing.
319
00:14:29,432 --> 00:14:31,517
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
320
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,396
So are you sure
you didn't notice a weird vibe?
321
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:40,443
-I don't fucking care!
-Okay, dude. What is your problem?
322
00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:43,154
It's not my fault
that Poppy's doing better than you, okay?
323
00:14:43,238 --> 00:14:45,114
Maybe you should try
working a little harder,
324
00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:46,950
instead of sitting around
and longing for the days
325
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,702
-when straight white men ruled the world.
-Oh, sure, sure.
326
00:14:49,786 --> 00:14:53,081
Yeah, yeah. Blame your lack of ambition
on the patriarchy.
327
00:14:53,164 --> 00:14:56,084
Do you honestly think that I've
had more opportunities in this business
328
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,044
-simply because I'm a straight white man?
-Yes!
329
00:14:58,127 --> 00:15:00,004
Yes! Of course I have. It's undeniable.
330
00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,132
Wait, really?
331
00:15:03,675 --> 00:15:05,593
-I kind of thought you'd--
-Shut, shut, shut, shut up.
332
00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:08,179
Shut up. Shut up. I'm talking.
333
00:15:08,263 --> 00:15:11,891
Look. When I started, I was a tester.
334
00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:15,895
I found myself one day in an elevator with
my boss for three floors. I was alone.
335
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:19,566
I pitched him, I don't know, 17 ideas.
I think he maybe liked one of them.
336
00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:23,862
But he knew my name. Then eventually,
six months later, I got promoted.
337
00:15:24,821 --> 00:15:27,782
Well, as a woman, I don't have access
to the same kinds of opportunities.
338
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:29,909
Yeah, no, totally.
Women don't have the same opportunities.
339
00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:30,994
[bracelets rattling]
340
00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:32,954
This is one. This is it.
This is the opportunity.
341
00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:34,664
This is the one
that a woman is in, that you are.
342
00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:37,959
You are the woman. This is
the opportunity. This is the elevator.
343
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:40,837
Except it's a car,
and I'm trapped in it with you, alone,
344
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,922
and you're in the driver's seat,
the woman.
345
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:46,301
You can pitch some ideas. Go ahead. Go.
346
00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:52,557
-I'm in an elevator?
-What do you want, Rachel?
347
00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:55,351
What do you want?
348
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:01,691
[sighs]
349
00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:05,320
Helping women is exhausting.
350
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,488
[groans]
351
00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:08,656
[sighs]
352
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:11,534
Stupid. So stupid. Such a pussy.
353
00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:13,328
Hmm.
354
00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:15,997
You're fat too.
Ah, you gotta lose weight. [groans]
355
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,874
No more mochaccinos, you fat fatty.
356
00:16:17,957 --> 00:16:19,792
[sighs]
357
00:16:19,876 --> 00:16:22,086
There you are.
I've been looking everywhere for you.
358
00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:25,715
-[clicks tongue] What is it?
-Something… bad.
359
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,260
-[chattering]
-[David] I don't know his work,
360
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:31,638
-but I'm just…
-Me neither, but it's cool.
361
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:35,683
-Hey, what's happening in here?
-[David] Uh, that is what's happenin'.
362
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:39,437
-Zack!
-Oh! [chuckles] Hey, brother!
363
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,024
-Hey, Snoop Doggy Dogg.
-What's poppin', Bert?
364
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:44,526
It's Brad, but that's fine.
365
00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:47,028
What's, uh, the dealio?
366
00:16:47,111 --> 00:16:49,906
Oh, uh, this was my special surprise.
367
00:16:49,989 --> 00:16:53,159
I asked him to perform a private concert
for you in the courtyard,
368
00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:55,119
'cause I know you're such a big fan.
369
00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:56,913
-Plus, he sort of owed me.
-Mmm.
370
00:16:56,996 --> 00:16:59,707
Can you believe this motherfucker
bought me a farm in Humboldt County?
371
00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:02,835
-[laughs] I bought him a farm!
-You bought him a farm.
372
00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:05,338
And since you weren't interested,
we just pivoted.
373
00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:06,589
Great!
374
00:17:06,673 --> 00:17:09,551
Yeah, Zack had a great idea to do
an in-game concert
375
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:12,553
-and sell Snoop-skins to the players.
-All right, all right. Ah.
376
00:17:12,637 --> 00:17:13,721
You ready, Snoop?
377
00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:16,224
I stay ready.
That's why I ain't gotta get ready.
378
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,893
-He's gonna sing. He's gonna sing.
-[squeals]
379
00:17:18,976 --> 00:17:20,561
-[Brad] Oh, he's gonna sing.
-Uh-huh.
380
00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:23,273
-[music starts]
-Check me out one time, y'all.
381
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:26,526
♪ Mmm, let me tell you somethin' ♪
382
00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:29,737
♪ It's everybody's favorite Crip cousin
Snoop Dogg ♪
383
00:17:29,821 --> 00:17:32,115
♪ Inductin' these woop hoes
Since RuPauls ♪
384
00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:34,158
♪ I'm good on both sides
Like switch hitters ♪
385
00:17:34,242 --> 00:17:35,243
[continues indistinctly]
386
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:38,162
-I didn't know you were a Snoop fan.
-I'm not. It's also not my birthday.
387
00:17:38,246 --> 00:17:40,290
-Get me a fucking mochaccino.
-Yep. You bet.
388
00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:41,457
[Jo] Get out of my way!
389
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,960
♪ If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey? ♪
390
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:46,337
♪ If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey? ♪
391
00:17:46,421 --> 00:17:49,924
[car idling]
392
00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:53,261
This is the longest you've ever shut up.
393
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:56,014
I'm thinking, okay? You asked me
an important question, so I'm thinking.
394
00:17:56,097 --> 00:17:59,017
-And I have to watch the road.
-There is no more road!
395
00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:07,025
-All right, that's it. I'm getting out.
-Wait. Wait! Just wait for a second!
396
00:18:07,692 --> 00:18:09,235
I want a seat at the table.
397
00:18:09,944 --> 00:18:12,030
Okay. Great.
398
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:14,949
-Which table?
-What?
399
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,493
What do you wanna do?
You wanna be a creative director?
400
00:18:17,577 --> 00:18:20,288
A lead programmer? A writer?
Art director? What do you want?
401
00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:22,916
-Yes.
-Yes, what?
402
00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:25,960
Yes, I wanna do
the-- the stuff you just said.
403
00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,712
-It's not a yes or no question.
-I know, okay?
404
00:18:27,795 --> 00:18:29,380
You're putting me on the spot.
This is hard for me.
405
00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:36,596
I'm giving you exactly what you're
always asking for, which is to be heard.
406
00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:39,599
But you don't have anything to say
because you don't know what you want.
407
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:41,184
I do know what I want!
408
00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:43,686
I don't know what I want.
409
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:47,524
Well, maybe you should try working
a little harder to figure your shit out,
410
00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:50,818
instead of spending all your time
sitting around longing for the days
411
00:18:50,902 --> 00:18:54,781
when you could blame all of your problems
on straight white guys.
412
00:19:00,286 --> 00:19:03,706
-Wait. How am I gonna get my car?
-I don't care!
413
00:19:16,219 --> 00:19:17,220
No!
414
00:19:17,303 --> 00:19:20,848
Hey! [humming] Huh?
415
00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:23,017
Oh, that was awesome, man.
416
00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:25,520
-God. Room still has such an energy to it.
-[chuckles]
417
00:19:25,603 --> 00:19:29,482
Also a weed smell to this room.
We probably need to air that out.
418
00:19:29,566 --> 00:19:30,567
[Zack murmurs]
419
00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:33,403
David,
I need a moment alone with my brother.
420
00:19:33,486 --> 00:19:36,573
Hey, we're, uh, all brothers here, huh?
421
00:19:36,656 --> 00:19:39,033
-Get the fuck out.
-Yeah. Yeah, right.
422
00:19:39,117 --> 00:19:42,453
Oh, and hey, brother. Don't forget
to send me the Brené Brown links, right?
423
00:19:42,537 --> 00:19:44,247
-No, I will. She'll change your life.
-[Zack] Ah!
424
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:45,915
See ya, love you. All right, bye.
425
00:19:45,999 --> 00:19:48,042
-[stammers, chuckles]
-[door opens]
426
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:49,252
[door closes]
427
00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:52,255
Hey, brother. Enjoy the concert?
428
00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:54,382
Why are you doing this?
You don't wanna work here.
429
00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,718
[chuckles] Oh, you're right about that.
430
00:19:56,801 --> 00:19:59,929
This place is a gold mine.
But it's peaked.
431
00:20:00,013 --> 00:20:02,390
It's time
to strip her down and sell it off
432
00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:03,850
before the inevitable nosedive.
433
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:06,477
-No. It's not time.
-Of course it is.
434
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:08,813
The saddest thing is that you know it
435
00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:11,232
but are too scared
to do anything about it.
436
00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:13,610
Because you're soft.
437
00:20:14,402 --> 00:20:17,989
So, I will step in
and do what needs to be done.
438
00:20:18,865 --> 00:20:20,408
Just like I did with Kate.
439
00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:21,492
[smacks lips]
440
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:22,660
Leave her out of this.
441
00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:26,915
You have all these folks convinced
that you're some badass cutthroat.
442
00:20:26,998 --> 00:20:28,833
But all I see is a scared little boy.
443
00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:34,422
A pussy. Just like Papa always said.
444
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,257
Don't do this.
445
00:20:37,884 --> 00:20:39,510
Don't take it away from me.
446
00:20:40,011 --> 00:20:41,012
Beg me.
447
00:20:43,431 --> 00:20:44,474
[scoffs]
448
00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:47,101
Beg me not to take it from you.
449
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:49,604
Beg me not to kill your game.
450
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:58,321
Please. Bhai-ya.
451
00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:01,533
Please don't kill my game.
452
00:21:03,201 --> 00:21:04,577
[chuckles softly]
453
00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:05,828
We'll see.
454
00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:08,206
Happy birthday.
455
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,127
-It's not my birthday.
-I know.
456
00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:16,881
[door closes]
457
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,384
[sighs]
458
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:31,688
-[chattering]
-[elevator bell dings]
459
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:37,694
Uh…
460
00:21:41,781 --> 00:21:44,158
You have two minutes. Ask me.
461
00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:47,161
Who's Kate?
462
00:21:47,829 --> 00:21:51,958
When we were boys in 4-H, we were
given a piglet to raise for slaughter.
463
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:55,420
But Brad grew attached. He named it Kate.
464
00:21:56,129 --> 00:21:57,630
Treated it like a pet.
465
00:21:57,714 --> 00:22:00,633
And when it was time to kill
the fat sow, he couldn't do it.
466
00:22:01,384 --> 00:22:04,387
Do you know what you do with a pig
that dies a natural death?
467
00:22:05,805 --> 00:22:08,683
Nothing. The meat's useless.
468
00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:11,185
Exactly. What a waste.
469
00:22:11,769 --> 00:22:14,647
So I did it for him,
because that's what needed to be done.
470
00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:17,400
Brad's balls just never dropped.
471
00:22:19,152 --> 00:22:20,528
But I think yours have.
472
00:22:21,529 --> 00:22:22,864
[elevator bell dings]
473
00:22:24,032 --> 00:22:25,366
I'll be in touch.
474
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:26,910
[chattering]
475
00:22:30,997 --> 00:22:33,333
-[music plays]
-♪ Mmm, let me tell you somethin' ♪
476
00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:36,920
♪ It's everybody's favorite Crip cousin
Snoop Dogg ♪
477
00:22:37,003 --> 00:22:38,046
[music stops]
478
00:22:41,382 --> 00:22:43,927
Snoop! Ah, Mr. Dogg. Hi, I'm a huge fan.
479
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,261
Aw, thanks, little girl.
480
00:22:45,345 --> 00:22:47,222
I'm not a little girl.
I'm actually an adult woman.
481
00:22:47,305 --> 00:22:48,306
[Ian] Yo, what's up, Snoop?
482
00:22:48,389 --> 00:22:50,725
Ian, what's good, man?
When you releasing that new expansion?
483
00:22:50,808 --> 00:22:52,560
-When you release that new album.
-[chuckles]
484
00:22:52,644 --> 00:22:55,230
-Hey, I'll see you at GGL.
-Fo' sho'.
485
00:22:55,313 --> 00:22:56,856
[chuckles]
486
00:22:57,815 --> 00:22:59,943
I have a Porsche.
487
00:23:02,737 --> 00:23:05,323
♪ If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey? ♪
488
00:23:05,406 --> 00:23:07,909
♪ If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey? ♪
489
00:23:07,992 --> 00:23:10,411
♪ If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey? ♪
490
00:23:10,495 --> 00:23:12,497
♪ 'Cause I done changed so many lives
With my vibes ♪
491
00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:15,375
♪ I make sure my Crips
And my 'Rus all survive ♪
492
00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:17,961
♪ Long Beach throwin' up C's
In my stores ♪
493
00:23:18,044 --> 00:23:20,255
♪ Hollywood star
Twin Towers with the boys ♪
494
00:23:21,422 --> 00:23:23,299
♪ I'm switchin' bitches
Like I switch cars ♪
495
00:23:23,383 --> 00:23:25,885
♪ Li'l homeys on go
With the licks for us ♪
496
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:28,471
♪ I'm walkin' in the church
Smellin' like a lit forest ♪
497
00:23:28,555 --> 00:23:30,848
♪ It's all good
'Cause a real one kept the shit goin' ♪
498
00:23:30,932 --> 00:23:33,685
♪ If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey? ♪
499
00:23:33,768 --> 00:23:36,312
♪ If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey? ♪
500
00:23:36,396 --> 00:23:38,648
♪ If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey? ♪
501
00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:40,900
♪ So turn it up a little in the middle ♪
502
00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:45,071
♪ It's the S to the N, double-O, P
D, O, double-G, that's me ♪
503
00:23:45,154 --> 00:23:46,155
♪ Kickin' it for ya ♪
504
00:23:46,239 --> 00:23:49,409
♪ Never, ever need no lawyer
'Cause I dropped it for ya ♪
505
00:23:49,492 --> 00:23:51,202
♪ And bring it right back on time ♪
506
00:23:51,286 --> 00:23:54,247
♪ And I'ma hit you with a quick li'l rhyme
Dime ♪
507
00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:56,666
♪ What you talkin' 'bout? ♪