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What's up, Snack Pack?
Main man SnickrSnack here,
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ready to Snack Attack
into this Gamaron Vault. Yeah!
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What are you guys up to today?
I'm going to my grandma's house later.
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She has a really cool dog,
and I like him. His name's Carl.
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-See that, Jo? This kid's the new Pootie.
-What a piece of shit.
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No. He's a piece of gold.
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SnickrSnack has a massive following…
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-Oh.
-…and I want it.
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I gotta go pee, so I'll be back.
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Walk with me.
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Jo, MMOs are the dinosaurs
of the gaming world.
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We can't get stuck in the past.
We gotta go mobile.
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-Because mobile's the future.
-No, mobile's the present.
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The future is a VR full-mobility
S and M sex rig,
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but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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I wanna launch a mobile game.
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-I can assist with that.
-Unfortunately, Jo, you can't.
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Mobile games always have
a dash of millennial stink on them,
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which despite your age,
you are severely lacking.
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I can get you stink.
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[classical music playing]
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Should we be holding hands?
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Oh! I don't know. [chuckles]
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But I do know we didn't do anything wrong.
Right?
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Of course not.
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We just gotta be careful
about how we tell people.
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Right, yeah. Okay, um…
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Do you think we should
make a big announcement?
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-Mmm.
-Or… No, okay.
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Maybe we should, um,
tell people individually.
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-And then they can spread the word.
-Right.
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-That way everybody feels included.
-Yeah.
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I just wanna make sure
we handle this delicately.
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-[elevator bell dings]
-Busted.
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-Shit. Okay.
-Uh…
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-Jo. Jo! Wait.
-We had a plan to tell everyone.
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Look, sleeping with people in the office
is a sensitive issue.
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I was talking about you being late.
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Oh.
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Well, uh, in that case,
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this might be a great time to tell you,
actually, that, um--
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Rachel and I are together now.
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So?
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-So we thought you should know.
-[whispers] Why?
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Because it seems like an important thing
to let the office know?
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[sighs]
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The testers fucked.
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-Wha-- Jo!
-Jo!
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News flash, ladies. Whatever clambake
bubble you've been living in has burst,
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and no one cares.
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Now, let's get to work.
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Thanks for popping by.
Had a quick question for ya.
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-What's your take on mobile games?
-Um, they suck.
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Yeah. They're not games.
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They're bullshit apps made
to distract people while they poop.
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I suppose you love them because you
can cram them full of microtransactions
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to scam middle-aged women.
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Hey, have some respect, tester.
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Jo, she's right. I do love them,
and for exactly that reason.
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Which is why I need a simple mobile game,
and I want you two to design it.
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-You want us to design our own game?
-I'm gonna give you three seconds
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to reconcile your ethics
with your ambition. Three, two--
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-We'll do it.
-Yes! We'll do it.
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Great! Jo, you're the producer.
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I need a concept
and basic gameplay design by EOW.
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What? No.
I don't want to work with these morons.
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I'm supposed to be learning from you.
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And you will be. Working with these morons
is all a part of your training.
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-Fine.
-Okay.
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Well, um, this is all very exciting, Brad,
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but in the interest of full disclosure,
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you should know that… [deep breath]
…Dana and I are together now.
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-So?
-That's what I said.
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Oh. We just thought that might
be something that concerns you.
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Absolutely nothing you do concerns me.
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Your personal affairs
have zero consequence
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in the operations of this studio.
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The fact that you think they do
is hilarious and upsetting.
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Yet, I'm not laughing, nor getting upset,
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which only further demonstrates
how little I care.
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Okay. That's good. I guess?
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-Why are you still here?
-Right. Let's go, ladies.
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We've got a game to make.
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Move, move, move. Get out!
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I won't let you down, boss.
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[Ian]
It's more of a feeling than anything else.
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I'm seeing moss-covered fortresses.
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Cities shimmering with silver and gold.
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[gasps] Ooh.
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I'm seeing castles dripping in antiquity.
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What-- What does that even mean?
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Something can't drip in antiquity.
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The castle's either old or it isn't.
You can't--
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-Like this?
-[Ian] Yes! Yes!
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-That's exactly what I have in my head.
-How did you--
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God, you guys are absolutely incredible.
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I come up with these crazy ideas,
and you just whip 'em up.
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Well, producing a full high-quality render
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would require significantly more time.
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Yeah, definitely. So, let's get on it.
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Are you sure? No notes before we begin?
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No, no. It's perfect,
and if it isn't, we'll just fix it later.
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Right. But, uh, if--
if you give us the notes now,
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we won't have to fix it later, and
we've never nailed it on our first try.
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Oh, don't be so modest.
You guys got the goods.
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I'm going to yield the floor to Poppy.
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She's gonna take it away from here. Poppy.
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Hey, guys. Um, so what I'm most excited
about with the new expansion
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is that we're now gonna have player-driven
persistent environmental changes.
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So, um, in a way… [chuckles]
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…the players will now be the artists.
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It's kind of a strange thing
to say to the art team, isn't it?
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Yeah. Well, no, because
we're still gonna need art obviously.
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We're gonna need heaps of art.
Um-- [clears throat]
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Most importantly, we're gonna need you
to design the building materials.
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So I'm thinking bricks.
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I'm thinking cement.
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I'm thinking… caulk.
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You want us to draw caulk?
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Yes. Caulk. Draw caulk.
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Draw whatever I say, guy.
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-What's your name again?
-His name's Phil.
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I can't keep track of every middle-aged
white dude this place burns through.
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I've worked here for ten years.
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-This is going great, Pop.
-Just draw what I said, okay?
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Draw the stuff
and the building stuff and whatever.
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I wanna see it by tomorrow, Phil.
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-Which one should we focus on?
-You better do both.
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It's better
to have too much than not enough.
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If we don't like one or the other,
we'll just scrap it later.
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Hey, guys, great work.
I mean, seriously, incredible work.
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[dramatic music plays]
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I can't believe we're here.
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Imagine how many legendary characters
Ian dreamed up in this room.
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I know. [sighs]
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And I have to say, I feel pretty relieved
no one seems to care we're dating.
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I was thinking the same thing.
We just gotta live our truth.
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Well, my truth is that
you look very cute in that mo-cap suit.
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-Oh. This mo-cap suit?
-That mo-cap suit.
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-With the yellow dots?
-Uh, yeah.
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-You like this one?
-[chuckles] Yeah.
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Okay. Let me show it off a little bit.
Whoo!
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Hey! We're not here
for you two to bump muffs.
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We're here to work.
Just pick out a character or something.
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Okay.
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Um… Ooh.
What if the game's about a knight.
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A female knight. Huh? That could be cool,
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playing as an empowered female warrior.
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I don't know. A mobile game
should be simple, right?
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Like, maybe it should be about an animal?
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-An animal?
-Yeah.
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Hey, do you have any animals back there?
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Pig, chicken, fox, horse,
goat, kangaroo, snail--
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-Goat. Yes. I wanna be a goat.
-[laughs]
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Oh, yes. My cousins back home in Compton,
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they had a goat,
and that thing did some crazy-ass shit.
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-And it walked like this.
-[Rachel chuckles]
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We named him RuPaul.
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-That's adorable, dude.
-You look like an asshole.
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Maybe I shouldn't be adorable.
Maybe I'm more like Jo.
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Oh, yeah. You're grouchy.
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Oh. Hi, I'm Jo,
and I'm a grouchy-ass goat.
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Dude, grouchy goat.
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-[Dana] That's a great title.
-[Rachel] That's a great title!
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[together] Grouchy Goat!
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[chanting] Grouchy Goat, Grouchy Goat,
Grouchy Goat, Grouchy Goat,
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Grouchy Goat, Grouchy Goat, Grouchy Goat.
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-[chanting continues]
-I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out.
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David, I need a new team of programmers.
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-No, she doesn't.
-Yes, I do.
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Everyone working on the new expansion
listens to Ian and not me.
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Because I know how to command a room.
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No, it's because they're used to you
being the boss.
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I need a new team of people
that will look up to me
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as a godlike figure
that inspires awe and fear.
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Give her three teams, David,
it's gonna be exactly the same thing.
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I'm not gonna give you anything because
that's not why I called you in here.
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-You called us in? I don't remember that.
-No, I don't either.
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That's because David is
an ineffective leader who has no charisma.
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-Is that what you want, Poppy?
-Of course not.
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Okay, can I speak? Or let me speak.
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I shall speak!
I called you in about Friday.
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What's Friday?
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Friday. You're speaking
at the Women In Gaming luncheon.
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Oh, yeah. I'm not doing that.
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What? Uh, yes, you are.
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Look, it is an opportunity to--
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to recognize and celebrate women
in gaming, which I think is an important--
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Please don't do that--
Issue to Montreal and to me and to my job.
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So you are gonna do it, uh, woman,
or Poppy.
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You're-- You're gonna tell women
how they're empowered,
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and I'm telling you to do it. So do it.
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Yeah, you know what, Pop?
In this instance, David is right.
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And it could be a good opportunity
for you to showcase your new skills.
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Poppy, I'm going to teach you
how to inspire a room.
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[scoffs] No, thanks. You have
your way of leading, and I have mine.
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Yeah, but mine actually works.
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The point is
what you are describing is more exciting.
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Mine is more technical.
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You can't inspire people
by describing building materials.
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Really?
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Like life, it changes.
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It gets harder,
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but it holds with the strength
that can withstand all elements.
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Ice, wind, fire, water.
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But it doesn't just hold a house together.
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It holds us all together.
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That is
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caulk.
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-Oh, come on!
-Like this?
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[Ian] Yes! Yes! Kevin, you nailed it.
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God, you just always--
You can just get it perfectly.
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-Pop, what do you think?
-I think it's bullshit.
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Really? Why do you have goose bumps?
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I don't have goose--
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Well, this--
This is an involuntary reaction to--
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-Being inspired?
-No, no.
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I wasn't inspired.
I was emotionally manipulated.
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What's the difference?
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Ian, um, j-j-just so I'm clear, uh,
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you want us to work on all this new stuff
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in addition to the stuff
we're already working on?
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Yeah, man. Work your magic. Do your thing.
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Again, it's not magic.
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It's a team of skilled artists
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putting in long hours on complex designs.
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Yeah, I don't really need to hear
how the sausage gets made.
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[chuckles]
It's not sausage. I'm not a butcher.
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I have a master's in fine arts.
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Wow. He didn't ask for a podcast.
Get to work, Phil.
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That's what I was gonna say.
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-"I don't need a podcast."
-So much information.
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-Feel like we're on the same page, vibing.
-Kind of are.
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You want me to--
235
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,955
All right. Teach me how to inspire people.
236
00:11:24,038 --> 00:11:25,748
-Cool. Let's do it.
-[chuckles]
237
00:11:25,832 --> 00:11:27,083
Do I need a toothpick?
238
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,460
No, the toothpick's my thing.
You don't really--
239
00:11:29,544 --> 00:11:31,754
Hey, I'm gonna go FaceTime my kids.
240
00:11:32,672 --> 00:11:35,300
Okay. So I'm the farmer, right?
And then I catch the goat,
241
00:11:35,383 --> 00:11:38,887
and then I take it back to my farm,
and then I slaughter it for its meat.
242
00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:40,513
It's like a metaphor about capitalism.
243
00:11:40,597 --> 00:11:42,223
-Yeah, it's great.
-Cool. Okay.
244
00:11:42,307 --> 00:11:44,893
Maybe we could start with that
and then move on from there?
245
00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:45,977
-[door opens]
-Sure.
246
00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:48,521
-That's a good starting point, right?
-Yeah, it's a starting point.
247
00:11:48,605 --> 00:11:50,148
-Hey.
-Hey, there you are.
248
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:53,234
I've been looking all over for you.
Can I show you something?
249
00:11:53,318 --> 00:11:55,236
-Yeah.
-Okay. So,
250
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,406
I stayed up all night, and I built this.
251
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,701
What do you think?
252
00:12:02,202 --> 00:12:05,622
It's-- It's really good. Yeah, it's cool.
253
00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:10,001
-Is it a dog?
-It's a goat.
254
00:12:11,085 --> 00:12:12,086
It's terrible.
255
00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:14,172
Hey, no. I mean, you did that overnight.
256
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,757
That's super impressive.
257
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,091
I just see it.
258
00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:19,761
Does that make sense?
I know what it should be.
259
00:12:19,844 --> 00:12:22,555
I just don't know how to make it.
260
00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:25,600
Yes, totally. That's why I think we should
keep workshopping.
261
00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:29,020
I feel like there could be some really
socially relevant elements in this.
262
00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:30,730
It's a mobile game.
Shouldn't it be simple?
263
00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:34,484
Well, I mean, [chuckles]
simple in its complexity, right?
264
00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:35,777
I don't know what that means.
265
00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:37,654
Oh, my God.
Are you having your first fight?
266
00:12:37,737 --> 00:12:39,948
We're not fighting. We're collaborating.
267
00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:41,032
Yeah. [chuckles]
268
00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:43,368
There's just something missing.
That's all.
269
00:12:43,451 --> 00:12:44,536
There is?
270
00:12:44,619 --> 00:12:47,664
Well, with Ian and Poppy at this point,
there's always something missing.
271
00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:49,249
I feel like we should keep noodling.
272
00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:52,377
It's a goat that does crazy shit.
What more is there?
273
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,420
Oh, my God! Just get to work!
274
00:12:54,504 --> 00:12:55,964
You get to work, you sour bitch!
275
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:02,428
-That was a little harsh.
-That was too much. I'm sorry.
276
00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:05,557
I'm sorry. Um, that wasn't cool.
277
00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:10,728
I've just sort of had enough
of your negative attitude, Jo. Okay?
278
00:13:10,812 --> 00:13:12,897
Because this is a big opportunity for us,
279
00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:15,275
and it could be for you too
if you would actually help us.
280
00:13:18,611 --> 00:13:20,113
I'm sorry.
281
00:13:20,196 --> 00:13:21,990
I just want to help produce the game.
282
00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:24,784
Well, stop shitting
on what we're doing and back us up.
283
00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:27,704
Right. You're right.
284
00:13:31,082 --> 00:13:32,458
[microphone clicks off]
285
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:37,422
[muffled]
Stupid idiot asshole! Fuckface! Jerk-off!
286
00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:41,718
Come up with a fix,
you stupid head, asshole, fuckface!
287
00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:44,554
[breathes shakily]
You're not a producer. You're trash.
288
00:13:44,637 --> 00:13:47,098
You're a toilet! Just like they all said!
289
00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:48,766
Hey, Jo?
290
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:49,851
You straight?
291
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,227
[microphone clicks on]
292
00:13:51,311 --> 00:13:53,271
Yes, I'm straight. You're the lesbians.
293
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,899
I am a straight producer,
and I'm going to make the call.
294
00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:57,734
Um…
295
00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:02,071
Rachel's right. Something is missing.
296
00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:05,742
And I know what it is.
297
00:14:06,534 --> 00:14:08,786
-What?
-Backstory.
298
00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:13,082
She is alone, bereft of all hope.
299
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:18,129
Abandoned by the gods
to a dismal and agonizing fate.
300
00:14:18,213 --> 00:14:21,591
Her indomitable form roams the lands
301
00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:25,637
feasting, feeding, but never filling.
302
00:14:26,346 --> 00:14:31,476
And so is born the Grouchy Ghost!
303
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:35,396
-Ghost?
-It's Grouchy Goat, C.W.
304
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:39,484
It is? [chuckles] I heard "ghost"!
305
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:40,944
That changes everything.
306
00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:43,321
Could the goat be dead?
307
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,282
No.
People don't wanna play as a dead goat.
308
00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:49,869
I'm sorry, guys. I blew it.
[breathes shakily]
309
00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:52,997
This was a total waste of our time.
I am useless.
310
00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:55,083
[high-pitched] I'm just a fucking asshole!
311
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,502
Ooh. Okay, Jo, it-- it's okay.
312
00:14:57,585 --> 00:14:59,546
You're not useless. It's just, you know--
313
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,631
This is all part of the creative process,
right?
314
00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:02,715
-[Dana] Yeah.
-Yeah?
315
00:15:02,799 --> 00:15:06,386
Yeah. I mean, except for this part with
the 80-year-old guy over the Internet.
316
00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:08,346
-That part's weird.
-Yeah, that's kinda weird.
317
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,848
And we don't need a backstory.
The goat is grouchy.
318
00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:12,767
It eats tin cans
because that's what goats do.
319
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,144
It should be a simple gameplay loop.
320
00:15:15,228 --> 00:15:16,437
Just a loop.
321
00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:20,066
Right, except that the goat should
say something. Something important.
322
00:15:20,149 --> 00:15:22,735
-Right.
-It can't say anything. It's a goat.
323
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,445
-Wait, are you two fighting?
-[both] No.
324
00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:26,865
Okay, great! This is great.
325
00:15:26,948 --> 00:15:31,077
This is just back and forth,
and back and forth.
326
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,121
All part of the creative process.
[chuckles]
327
00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:35,623
You know, you throw out ideas,
then you throw ideas back.
328
00:15:35,707 --> 00:15:37,375
You catch 'em. You throw 'em back.
329
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,378
This is great, just diving
right into the mind of the creatives.
330
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,213
Whatever you guys need,
I'll make it happen.
331
00:15:42,297 --> 00:15:44,465
I'll show you. I'll show them all.
332
00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:48,011
Jo, I'm beginning to think
you need this more than we do.
333
00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:53,433
'Kay, sidebar. Um, look, Dana,
I know that we can make this game great.
334
00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:56,185
We just can't settle, you know.
We have to keep pushing.
335
00:15:57,854 --> 00:16:01,316
-Do you trust me?
-I trust you.
336
00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:02,734
Okay. [chuckles]
337
00:16:02,817 --> 00:16:03,818
[Jo] Trust.
338
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:09,407
What? This is okay, right?
339
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,491
[both] Yeah.
340
00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:14,287
Ah, how I wish I could be with you
to press flesh against flesh.
341
00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:17,415
Could you angle the laptop
down just a tad?
342
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,625
-Oh, gross.
-Okay. Nope.
343
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,461
It's better that he's remote.
I'ma hang up.
344
00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:25,965
Hey, Linda.
Good to see ya. You look great.
345
00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:27,300
Thanks.
346
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,801
[inhales]
347
00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:29,969
Yo.
348
00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:31,679
Where's Poppy?
This thing's about to start.
349
00:16:31,763 --> 00:16:34,265
She's feeling self-conscious
about the way she looks.
350
00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:36,351
-Be supportive.
-[Poppy] I don't wanna do this.
351
00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:38,228
Come on, Poppy.
You look great. Come on out.
352
00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:42,524
Oh. You look incredible, Poppy.
353
00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:43,733
I feel like an asshole.
354
00:16:43,816 --> 00:16:45,568
It's okay to accentuate the way you look.
355
00:16:45,652 --> 00:16:47,153
People follow good-looking leaders.
356
00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:49,739
It may be sad, but
it's just human nature. Lean into it.
357
00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:53,284
Yeah, I'm afraid that if I lean into
anything, you'll see my whole ass.
358
00:16:53,368 --> 00:16:55,787
[snorts, chuckles]
359
00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:57,580
Wait. What is that? What is she doing?
360
00:16:57,664 --> 00:16:59,374
She's doing jokes. Do not do jokes.
361
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,501
Under no circumstances
should you be doing jokes.
362
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:03,795
-You are not funny.
-Whatever. This is bullshit.
363
00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:07,048
"Women In Gaming"?
This event is one big wig.
364
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:10,092
It's a fake cover that the industry
puts on to hide the ugly truth.
365
00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:12,302
Hey, hey. Hey,
would you take this seriously, please?
366
00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:15,682
Not everyone gets to be honored.
You think I'm ever gonna get an honor? No.
367
00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:17,642
My time's up. That's fine.
Look, it's good.
368
00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:20,478
We're honoring women.
It's great and everything. But it's just--
369
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,647
Is there no room left for men?
370
00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:24,398
Oh, my God. David, shut up.
371
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:27,026
-This is Poppy's big day, so…
-Yeah, I know.
372
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,820
-Poppy, what are you doing?
-Crab toast.
373
00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:31,447
Do not eat crab toast.
They will make you gassy.
374
00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:34,576
-God, you eat like a child.
-[garbled] No, I don't.
375
00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:36,035
[rustling]
376
00:17:38,121 --> 00:17:40,206
-It's like a Halloween bag.
-This is disgusting!
377
00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,458
Look, I'm a boss. I can eat what I want.
378
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:45,753
No, you can't. You need to keep
both your mind and your body sharp.
379
00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:48,256
You think I like
putting in the work to look like this? No.
380
00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:50,758
But I'm an alpha,
and that's part of being a boss.
381
00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,260
It's just the way it's always been done.
382
00:17:52,343 --> 00:17:54,345
Maybe I don't wanna do it
the way it's always been done.
383
00:17:54,429 --> 00:17:57,432
Great. We'll call up old Doc Brown,
have him pull up the DeLorean.
384
00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:59,267
We'll go back in time
to change human nature.
385
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:00,476
Who's Doc Brown?
386
00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:05,523
It's a joke!
I'm joking. I'm good at jokes.
387
00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:07,275
That's what I'm saying.
The jokes don't play.
388
00:18:07,358 --> 00:18:08,568
-[woman] Poppy.
-I didn't get it.
389
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,653
Oh, you're getting called.
Okay, time to go.
390
00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:13,489
Okay, now remember,
this is your moment. Act natural.
391
00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:16,576
But remember,
go against all of your instincts.
392
00:18:16,659 --> 00:18:19,245
Just read from the teleprompter, okay?
I worked all night on that copy.
393
00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,247
Yeah. Wait, uh-- Wait, you--
394
00:18:21,331 --> 00:18:23,458
-You wrote her speech?
-Yeah, he's good at speeches.
395
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,668
I'm good at other stuff.
Not, like, talking stuff.
396
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:29,088
But other non-, like,
word-related stuff for the job.
397
00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:31,883
Dear God.
Do not deviate from that teleprompter.
398
00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:34,761
And don't forget to smile.
We need you to be accessible.
399
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,304
-David, shut up. She's got this.
-Yeah.
400
00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:38,139
-I got this.
-But definitely smile.
401
00:18:39,182 --> 00:18:40,308
Yes. But not like that.
402
00:18:41,768 --> 00:18:44,812
A little bit more.
Okay, that's good. Keep that.
403
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:46,773
-Great.
-You look great.
404
00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:47,899
-Come on. Let's go.
-Good luck.
405
00:18:47,982 --> 00:18:50,026
-Get out there. Work it, girl.
-Ooh.
406
00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:51,444
-Yeah, woman.
-Woman.
407
00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:55,740
Okay, I'll lead him in
with the big picture stuff.
408
00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:57,408
-Do you have the updated PowerPoint?
-Yep.
409
00:18:57,492 --> 00:18:58,493
Great. And, C.W.,
410
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,371
are you sure you don't want me
to take them through the new backstory?
411
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:02,830
Might be a little less strange.
412
00:19:02,914 --> 00:19:06,668
Oh, nonsense. I'm hungry to contribute.
413
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:09,379
I shall deliver it
with complete conviction.
414
00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:12,423
Holy shit! Jo, this looks amazing.
415
00:19:12,507 --> 00:19:14,926
I had the art department whip it up.
It was easy.
416
00:19:15,009 --> 00:19:18,846
Actually, it wasn't easy.
And we didn't just whip it up.
417
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:22,475
We worked through the night trying to make
everyone's projects and deadlines.
418
00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:25,937
Well, I mean, you really stepped up
and got the job done.
419
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,021
Thank you.
420
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:29,941
Oh, sorry. I was talking to Jo.
421
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:34,779
[Jo chuckles]
Well, um, I just wanted to say--
422
00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:36,030
Excuse me.
423
00:19:36,114 --> 00:19:39,909
Um, like, thank you,
424
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,579
or whatever, for, um,
425
00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:46,749
like, bringing out the best in me,
or whatever.
426
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,210
What is happening? Are you being sincere?
427
00:19:49,294 --> 00:19:50,628
[quietly] Yes.
428
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:54,257
No, shut up. [chuckles]
429
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,094
[C.W. clears throat] Ladies, BTW,
430
00:19:58,177 --> 00:20:00,096
heard you two are dating.
431
00:20:00,179 --> 00:20:01,764
-Very groovy.
-Awesome.
432
00:20:01,848 --> 00:20:02,932
-Should we mute him?
-Mm-hmm.
433
00:20:03,016 --> 00:20:04,100
Shit. He's coming.
434
00:20:05,685 --> 00:20:07,812
I'm here. [sighs]
435
00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:11,691
-Go.
-This is Grouchy Goat.
436
00:20:11,774 --> 00:20:13,902
[video: bell tolls, cows mooing]
437
00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:16,070
Slaughter.
438
00:20:16,154 --> 00:20:18,114
Greenhouse gases.
439
00:20:18,198 --> 00:20:21,367
Caged life, starving for air.
440
00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:22,619
The farming industry--
441
00:20:22,702 --> 00:20:24,662
Nah. Nope. Shut it down.
442
00:20:25,205 --> 00:20:26,623
-What?
-Grouchy Goat is dead.
443
00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:29,918
-Wait. You're killing our game?
-Oh, no, no. You killed it
444
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:32,879
when you overcomplicated a simple,
money-grab piece of shovel-ware.
445
00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:35,381
[clicks tongue]
I told them to keep it simple.
446
00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:38,968
But they just had to ruin it
with their lefty, dick-hating agenda.
447
00:20:39,052 --> 00:20:41,012
What the fuck, Jo?
I thought we were on a team.
448
00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:43,473
We did this together.
She's totally selling us out.
449
00:20:43,556 --> 00:20:44,849
Is that true, Jo?
450
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:47,518
Yes.
451
00:20:47,602 --> 00:20:49,562
You jumped ship
the second you saw it was sinking?
452
00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:51,439
-You took the credit and not the blame?
-Mmm.
453
00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:52,690
-Nice work, Jo.
-[Jo chuckles]
454
00:20:52,774 --> 00:20:55,276
[Brad]
That is a valuable lesson. Okay. See ya.
455
00:20:56,569 --> 00:20:57,987
Later, losers.
456
00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:01,074
[chuckles] Whoops.
457
00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:03,701
Sorry.
458
00:21:03,785 --> 00:21:06,913
Rach, it's fine. It's totally cool.
459
00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:08,498
We'll navigate this.
460
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,877
Right. We'll navigate it.
It's not a big deal.
461
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:16,297
Indeed.
It'll take more than that to break us up.
462
00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:19,425
We're a threesome, aren't we?
463
00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:20,760
Okay.
464
00:21:20,843 --> 00:21:22,136
Please welcome to the stage
465
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:25,640
the co-creative director
of Mythic Quest, Poppy Li.
466
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,395
Thank you, Tracy.
467
00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,063
[clears throat]
468
00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:34,440
It is an honor to be here
469
00:21:34,524 --> 00:21:37,527
amongst women
who are leading our industry.
470
00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:42,198
But what makes a great leader?
Leadership is, uh--
471
00:21:42,282 --> 00:21:45,285
Wow, that teleprompter's far away.
472
00:21:47,161 --> 00:21:50,290
Sorry. Uh-- [sighs]
473
00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:52,959
Just need to, um… Sorry.
474
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,460
[rustles]
475
00:21:54,544 --> 00:21:56,170
Oh. That's my candy.
476
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:01,718
Ah. Okay, now I can see…
477
00:22:03,052 --> 00:22:05,263
…that you're all looking at me.
478
00:22:06,264 --> 00:22:07,599
Um…
479
00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:10,643
Okay. Uh…
480
00:22:10,727 --> 00:22:13,313
Leadersh-- Leadership is…
481
00:22:14,314 --> 00:22:15,440
[breathes shakily]
482
00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:16,649
Wow. [chuckles]
483
00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:18,359
This dress is tight. I, um-- [chuckles]
484
00:22:18,443 --> 00:22:22,697
[breathes deeply]
Sorry. I just, um-- I gotta… [exhales]
485
00:22:23,573 --> 00:22:26,242
Whew! Okay, now I can relax.
486
00:22:26,326 --> 00:22:28,203
Oops. I tooted.
487
00:22:28,286 --> 00:22:30,538
Did you hear that? Maybe not.
That's the crab toasts.
488
00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:32,207
Damn it.
489
00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:35,793
Sorry, I-- I suck at this.
Um, I-- [breathes shakily]
490
00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,632
I'm not an alpha.
491
00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:46,888
I don't give people goose bumps,
and I'm not always smiling.
492
00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:50,391
And-- And, you know,
sometimes at work I cry for no reason
493
00:22:50,475 --> 00:22:53,728
other than that I just--
I start thinking about crying.
494
00:22:53,811 --> 00:22:56,022
[sniffs] And then it starts to happen,
495
00:22:56,105 --> 00:22:58,775
and, um, I can feel that it's--
it's starting to happen now.
496
00:22:58,858 --> 00:23:01,486
So I'm gonna, uh, go ahead
and speed through this.
497
00:23:01,569 --> 00:23:02,654
Ooh. Uh…
498
00:23:02,737 --> 00:23:06,407
I'm not tall, or a runway model. [sniffs]
499
00:23:06,908 --> 00:23:09,452
Here come the waterworks.
I don't know why.
500
00:23:09,536 --> 00:23:12,705
Maybe it's the estrogen.
Um… [sniffs] I don't know, I-- [sighs]
501
00:23:12,789 --> 00:23:14,624
[sighs] Look. [sighs]
502
00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:18,086
I can't promise that I'm always
gonna live up to the standard
503
00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:20,338
of other people's expectations.
504
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,593
But I can promise that I'm--
I'm gonna lead with everything that I am,
505
00:23:25,677 --> 00:23:28,346
which-- which means that
it might be like this sometimes.
506
00:23:28,429 --> 00:23:29,764
[Poppy sniffs]
507
00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:32,475
But I'm not gonna apologize,
508
00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:35,436
because I'm sick of apologizing.
509
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,771
All the time.
510
00:23:37,272 --> 00:23:42,402
No, I'm gonna do everything that I can
to be the best boss that I can be.
511
00:23:42,485 --> 00:23:43,653
And you know why?
512
00:23:45,029 --> 00:23:48,199
'Cause I don't really--
I don't know-- Fuck everyone else.
513
00:23:48,283 --> 00:23:50,201
Why did you let me do this speech?
514
00:23:50,285 --> 00:23:52,829
I shouldn't have a platform.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
515
00:23:52,912 --> 00:23:55,290
I don't know what women want.
I don't know what I want.
516
00:23:55,373 --> 00:23:57,333
I guess I wanna be a boss. It's just--
517
00:23:57,417 --> 00:24:00,503
I feel like I'm up here
and rambling on and farting.
518
00:24:00,587 --> 00:24:02,630
It's happened again, by the way.
519
00:24:02,714 --> 00:24:05,258
I think I might be allergic to crab.
520
00:24:07,844 --> 00:24:08,970
Thank you.
521
00:24:13,099 --> 00:24:14,809
[breathes shakily]
522
00:24:15,894 --> 00:24:18,229
-[applause]
-[crowd] Whoo!
523
00:24:21,941 --> 00:24:23,818
[chuckles, sniffs]
524
00:24:27,197 --> 00:24:29,949
Holy shit. She did it.
525
00:24:31,576 --> 00:24:34,621
I guess she can inspire.
Hey, and she didn't even need your help.
526
00:24:35,496 --> 00:24:37,665
What do you mean?
I wrote the speech for her. I told you.
527
00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:39,125
But she couldn't read the teleprompter.
528
00:24:39,209 --> 00:24:43,046
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
That was all part of it. Yeah, look. Look.
529
00:24:43,129 --> 00:24:45,840
"Pretend not to be able to see.
Put on glasses.
530
00:24:45,924 --> 00:24:47,467
Start with 'I'm not an alpha.'"
531
00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:48,593
But-- But she cried.
532
00:24:48,676 --> 00:24:50,470
Yeah. "I'm not a runway model.
533
00:24:50,553 --> 00:24:52,972
Start to cry here. Blame estrogen."
534
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:55,308
-How'd you know she'd be gassy?
-The crab toast?
535
00:24:55,391 --> 00:24:56,893
No, I had those planted.
536
00:24:56,976 --> 00:24:59,395
I knew she would eat them
even though she's allergic to them
537
00:24:59,479 --> 00:25:00,980
'cause she's a fucking mess.
538
00:25:01,773 --> 00:25:02,774
-Damn.
-Yeah.
539
00:25:02,857 --> 00:25:05,818
Well, she did it. I guess I owe her
the new programming team now too.
540
00:25:05,902 --> 00:25:06,903
Yeah.
541
00:25:08,196 --> 00:25:10,490
-Wait, what?
-Yeah. She called me last night.
542
00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:12,367
Said she was super nervous
about the speech
543
00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:14,702
and would not do it
unless I gave her the new team.
544
00:25:15,245 --> 00:25:16,246
And then she called me,
545
00:25:16,329 --> 00:25:19,374
and she told me she was super excited
about giving a speech,
546
00:25:19,457 --> 00:25:21,042
but only if I wrote it for her.
547
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,503
She played us to get what she wanted.
548
00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:28,424
Oh, my God. I got goose bumps.
She inspired us.
549
00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:31,970
No, she didn't.
She emotionally manipulated us.
550
00:25:33,054 --> 00:25:34,681
What's the difference?
551
00:25:36,015 --> 00:25:40,520
That little mess of a human being
is a boss.
552
00:25:44,524 --> 00:25:47,151
["Weekend" playing]