1 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:07,716 Okay. New expansion. 2 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:10,177 First job for the new partners. 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,345 Clean slate. Fresh start. 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:15,516 Goodbye Raven's Banquet. Hello... something else. 5 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,687 -Okay, I was think-- -I think-- 6 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,189 -We both have ideas. -Yeah. 7 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,941 That's good. Co-creative directors. 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,651 -Yes, equals now. -Why don't you go first? 9 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,152 -Really? Okay. -Yeah. 10 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:30,906 So I was thinking that the new expansion could be set at sea. 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:33,992 I was thinking land. 12 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:47,130 Well, we're not gonna figure this out today, so I'm gonna take off. 13 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,465 Wait, you're leaving? 14 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,301 Yeah, you know what? I might actually go out to the desert for a little bit. 15 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,221 You know, sorta clear my mind, reconnect with my physical form. 16 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,558 I don't know anyone that is more connected with their physical form than you. 17 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,768 -Thank you. -That wasn't a compliment. 18 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,770 All right. I'll see you next week. 19 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:05,147 Next-- No, you can't leave for a week. We only just started. 20 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,985 Don't worry. I'll just tell David to shut down the office while I'm gone. 21 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,989 No. You don't need to shut the office down. I'm here. 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,992 I'm gonna noodle on the new expansion. I don't need you. 23 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,245 Okay. You don't need me. Fine. 24 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,747 Just a little bit of advice though, Pop. 25 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,251 You're not gonna get this done today. Just relax a little bit. 26 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,628 Go out, get drunk. 27 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,088 Maybe get laid. 28 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,424 It could clear your head. 29 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,217 See ya. 30 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,389 Get laid. 31 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:57,868 That was nice. 32 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:00,662 How was it for you? 33 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,124 I gotta say, Pop. 34 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,918 It was pretty terrible. 35 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,466 So... 36 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,053 Everlight was pretty great, huh? 37 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,305 Yeah. 38 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,516 Hey, so... 39 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,686 I was thinking. 40 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,230 -Maybe we should-- -What up, ladies? 41 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,398 You busy? 42 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,943 -Yeah, actually, we were right-- -Cool, I was thinking that we could hang. 43 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,112 Like, have a little girl chat. 44 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,574 Put the controllers down. 45 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:29,209 I was thinking that we could talk about, like, what's on our minds, 46 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,919 what's going on in the world. 47 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,672 To be honest, I've actually been feeling-- 48 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,257 I was thinking I talk and you listen. 49 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,760 Not that I don't care about the thing that you were gonna say, but... 50 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:39,845 I don't. 51 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,889 It's just... I need to get something off my chest, 52 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,433 and I can talk to you guys, because no one pays attention to you. 53 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,101 Also, if you said anything, you would be fired. 54 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,186 What? 55 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,354 Does your girl talk always involve veiled threats? 56 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,857 Sorry. Was that veiled? I meant for that to be clear. 57 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,902 If you say anything about this, you will be fired. 58 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,739 Anyway, I've been having this... 59 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,742 work-related... dream. 60 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,953 Well, no, it's more of a nightmare. It's kind of been messing with my head. 61 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,247 You had a sex dream about Ian, didn't you? 62 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,874 What? No! 63 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,294 No! No, no. Shut up! No. 64 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,797 -What if I did, though? -It's not a big deal. 65 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,048 I've had the same dream. 66 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,175 What? No! 67 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,928 I mean, you have? 68 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,556 Yeah. It's pretty common to have dreams about your boss. 69 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,851 It's not sexual. It's really about power. 70 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,230 But Ian's not my boss anymore. We're equals. 71 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,899 Not according to your subconscious. 72 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:37,819 See, the dream is just a representation of our need for his approval. 73 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,030 Right. 74 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,782 So that's why afterwards he says it was bad. 75 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:45,077 He didn't tell me it was bad. He liked it in my dream. 76 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,247 -I thought it wasn't sexual. -It isn't. 77 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,873 Then why do you care if he likes it? 78 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,084 I was just saying that I was better at it than Poppy. 79 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,294 I can hear you. And, no, you weren't. 80 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:58,757 I am super good at sex, okay? I'm, like, so good at sex. 81 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,552 Okay. 82 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,554 Whatever. Just tell me how to make it stop. 83 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:07,140 Well, if it's really about power, 84 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:11,520 then maybe you need to assert your authority in real life. 85 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,689 And then maybe your subconscious will catch up. 86 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,315 Yeah. 87 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,110 No, I like that. Assert my authority. That's what I'm gonna do. 88 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,863 That's what I'm gonna do. Girl chat over. 89 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,410 That was weird, huh? 90 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,495 Yeah. 91 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:30,831 Super weird. 92 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,375 -Did you wanna talk? -Nope. 93 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,044 No. I'm good. 94 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,721 Hi, Carol. I need to talk to you. 95 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,890 No. It's a new dawn, remember? 96 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,434 -Please, it's not what you think. -This isn't about Dana? 97 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,979 Okay, I guess it is what you think. But my issue is... 98 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,482 Okay, so... 99 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,902 I thought that Dana and I were so close to the next step. 100 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,362 Now it turns out she might not even be gay. 101 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:03,989 Which is fine. She doesn't have to be gay. 102 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,782 She could be bi or "Q," I guess. 103 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,285 To be honest, I never figured out if "Q" meant queer or questioning. 104 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,038 I mean, she's definitely cis. Not that that matters. 105 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,749 Unless she's not cis. Oh, my God, Carol. What if she's not cis, 106 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,459 and I've just been assuming this whole time she's cis? 107 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,461 Okay. Dear God, you are spinning. 108 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,296 You're right. I'm sorry. 109 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,840 I just-- I don't wanna say the wrong thing and offend her. 110 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,467 This stuff is really important to talk about. 111 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,718 I do talk about it... 112 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,012 in the seminars I hold on workplace discrimination 113 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,263 that no one attends. 114 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,389 Including you. 115 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,226 Yeah, I had a thing that day. 116 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,937 Right. Let's jump into it one-on-one 117 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,232 because you're entitled to everything you want whenever you want it. 118 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,485 I'm kinda sensing some microaggression, Carol. 119 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,695 You're sensing macroaggression. 120 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:47,950 Look, the problem is you're talking to me when you should be talking to her. 121 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:51,620 You're so busy not wanting to offend her that you're not telling her the truth. 122 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,414 Oh, my God, you're right. I just need to be direct. 123 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:57,960 I need to go on the forums and educate myself on the whole "Q" thing and then... 124 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,294 she and I can talk it out. 125 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:02,714 Thank you, Carol. I feel really seen and heard. 126 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:06,760 That's the problem, 'cause I don't wanna see you or hear you. 127 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,979 Guess who Ian just screwed. 128 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,022 Hey. 129 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:20,732 No! 130 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,609 I mean... who? 131 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:23,777 Me. 132 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,988 I just found this stuck to my office window when I got to work. 133 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,239 "Tempe"? 134 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:31,368 Yeah. Tempe, Arizona. It's where Ian does his little annual sabbatical. 135 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,995 Please, it's not a sabbatical. 136 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:36,290 It's a sleepaway camp for 40-year-old men who wanna learn how to do MMA. 137 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,083 -It's pathetic. -It's so pathetic. 138 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,376 -Did you know about this? -Sort of. 139 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,794 He asked me to take care of his rings, 140 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,297 because they're priceless, and he got them in the Amazon. 141 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,215 Oh, my-- What is his deal with those rings? 142 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,009 I think he thinks that it makes him look younger. 143 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,595 You know he cut his beard because it was getting too gray? 144 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,180 -Do you know he takes hair pills? -But he calls them... 145 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,306 Vitamins. 146 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,099 What doctor prescribes vitamins? It's pathetic. 147 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:55,517 So pathetic. 148 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,728 What am I gonna do now? 149 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,396 Ian and I were supposed to talk to Montreal 150 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,857 and update them about the new expansion. He just up and left. 151 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,651 Well, you know Ian. He does what he wants. He's the boss. 152 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,070 Not mine though. We're equals now. 153 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,158 Yeah. To be clear, I'm the boss. 154 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,327 He works for me, and so do you. 155 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,998 But you're right. You're not under Ian anymore. 156 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,375 Yo. 157 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:21,919 What? 158 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,463 In your new position. It's your time to be on top. 159 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,300 Stretch your legs, grind it out like a boss. 160 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,760 Yes, you can help me. 161 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,678 And if Ian doesn't like it, fuck him. 162 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:34,597 I won't! I don't-- 163 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,601 What do you need, David? I'm very busy. 164 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,770 Just the title for the new expansion. 165 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,813 Right. We don't have one. 166 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:44,483 Ian and I have fundamentally different ideas 167 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,276 of what the new expansion should be. 168 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,486 See, I wanna-- 169 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,197 Poppy! Don't care. Yeah, I just need a title. 170 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,242 If we don't come up with a good one, Montreal's gonna stick us with a bad one. 171 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,661 So I need a good one, and I need it now. 172 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:58,580 Okay, yeah. I can do that. I don't need Ian. 173 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:01,667 I have the authority, and I will assert-- 174 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,252 -Title? -Right. Yes, no, okay. 175 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,088 So the title of the new expansion... 176 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:12,052 -The title will be... -Yeah? 177 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,805 Mythic Quest... 178 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,809 Sea of Ashes. 179 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,897 Great. All right, I'll have the art team mock something up. 180 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:27,150 And I just gotta figure out a way to hold off Montreal till tomorrow. 181 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,194 Can't you just sic Jo on them? 182 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,071 Yeah. 183 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:34,324 Unfortunately, Jo and I parted ways. 184 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,451 She finally left you, huh? 185 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:40,706 What? No, she didn't leave me. No, it was mutual. 186 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:44,918 She just left to explore other opportunities in the company. 187 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,964 Jo, I'm glad you left David for me. That was a dead-end relationship. 188 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,841 -He's such a pussy. -That goes without saying. 189 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:51,925 You probably shouldn't say it, 190 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,136 not because it's inappropriate, but because it's obvious. 191 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,262 I have so much to learn. 192 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,514 That's good, 'cause I have so much to teach. 193 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,808 Lesson one, no notes. Never leave a paper trail. 194 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,019 Now-- 195 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,771 Eventually you'll learn enough to grow from my protégée 196 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,523 into my sworn enemy. 197 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:09,193 If I have trained you properly, you will try to devour me. 198 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,613 But if I devour you during your attempts to devour me, 199 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:13,906 that'll only make me stronger. 200 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,616 I'm already thinking about ways to devour you. 201 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,743 I know you are. That's why I like you. 202 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,178 Hey, Pop. 203 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,389 That may actually have been worse. 204 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,771 Agreed. Totally uninspired. 205 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,652 Goddamn it. 206 00:10:56,615 --> 00:11:00,702 The tension was thick. 207 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,871 You could hear a pin drop. 208 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,415 And then Poppy turns to me, and she looks me right in the eye, 209 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,750 and she says to me-- 210 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,211 Poppy says-- She says... 211 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:11,922 "Whatever you need, David." 212 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,174 Wow. Wow! 213 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:17,219 -She said that? She called you "David"? -Yeah. Well... 214 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,471 Yeah. I mean, that's my name. 215 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,473 Anyway, so I say, 216 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:25,769 "Look, I need that title now, Pops. No ifs, ands or buts." 217 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,647 And thus was born Sea of Ashes. 218 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,316 Like the dust of Christ. 219 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,735 Yeah-- No. There's no religious connotations. 220 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,696 Are you sure? There's a cross right there. 221 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,447 That's a sword. That's always been there. 222 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,491 Okay. Either way, good for you, 223 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,452 because it takes a lot of gumption to talk that way to your boss. 224 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,246 Yeah. Well... 225 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,372 No, I'm Poppy's boss. 226 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,041 When did that happen? Congratulations. 227 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,293 Always been. 228 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,546 I guess I forget sometimes just 'cause you have such kind eyes. 229 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,757 Oh, well. Thank you. 230 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,051 I gotta say, Sue, you get a-- 231 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:01,263 You get a very different David Brittlesbee than they get upstairs. 232 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,016 Let's just say that. The David they know, he's-- 233 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,393 He's firm, but he's fair. He's an authoritarian. 234 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,520 David, there you are! I need to talk to you. Got a sec? 235 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:12,649 Well, sure, yeah. Always got time to talk to my subordinates. 236 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,904 Actually, I was just showing Sue here the artwork to Sea of Ashes. 237 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,072 -Trash it. It's not the title. -Yeah, I thought they did-- 238 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,157 Sorry, wait, what? 239 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,285 Nah, it doesn't work. It's totally... uninspired. 240 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,537 No. You came up with it. It works. 241 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,957 It doesn't! It doesn't! If it did, it would. But it didn't. 242 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,210 I just need more time to assert my dominance. 243 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,712 I don't know what is going on with you and that, 244 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,173 but I don't have any more time, Poppy. 245 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,800 -Okay? I have to tell Montreal the title. -Just tell them that it's TBD. 246 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,094 -TBD. I like that. -That's not a title! 247 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,471 Look, you know what? No. 248 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,848 Sea of Ashes is the title, and that is final. 249 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:45,933 It's not. It's not good enough. 250 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,809 Then come up with one that's good enough. Now! 251 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:48,977 I will. 252 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,397 What are you doing? 253 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,442 Don't tell me what to do! You're not the boss of me! 254 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,861 I am the boss of you! I am all of your bosses! 255 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,696 Why does no one understand that? 256 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,115 It's the eyes, David. 257 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,421 Come on, do this, big boy. Yeah! Come on. 258 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,845 Poppy. 259 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,805 Poppy! 260 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,348 Goddamn it. 261 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:28,559 Hey. 262 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,643 -Hey. -Hey. 263 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,064 How have you been? 264 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,733 Awesome. Yeah, super awesome. 265 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,318 -Great. -Good. 266 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,070 Yeah, same for me. I'm with Brad now. 267 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,614 Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah. 268 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,199 -Hey, what's up, man? -Hey, man. 269 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:47,244 -For the record, she came to me. -No, man. It's all good. 270 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,620 -All good. -Yeah, it's all good. 271 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,998 Don't worry, David. I'm sure you'll find someone soon. 272 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,458 Yeah, I'm not even looking, really. 273 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:57,171 Yeah, I've just been super busy. Cycling a lot, obviously. 274 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,339 And nose to the grindstone. 275 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,883 Working on the new expansion. 276 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,678 Boom. We just came up with this. What do you think? 277 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,431 -Yeah, that's... -Yeah. 278 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,933 It's... 279 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,060 -It's fun! -Good. 280 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,396 So, you don't like it. 281 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,106 I mean, you could do better. 282 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,399 -Could he? -I don't... 283 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,859 It's not the final title. 284 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,320 I mean, there's still wiggle room. 285 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,280 We're working it out. It's a process. 286 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,282 -Yeah. Right. -That's good. 287 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,075 Yeah. Cool. 288 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,535 Pussy. 289 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:29,620 -Jo. -Sorry. 290 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,288 Hey. 291 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,332 -That is not a way to talk to your boss. -It's not. 292 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,917 -Also, he knows already. -Right. Right. 293 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,753 Okay. I get what's going on. No, it's cool. 294 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,505 You guys are in the honeymoon phase. 295 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:42,716 I'm the bad guy. I'm the joke. I'm the wimp. I'm the "P." 296 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,635 -Yeah. Just-- -Yeah. 297 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,763 I'm not a "P," okay? 298 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,097 I am a boss, all right? 299 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,391 Just to be clear, I'm your boss. And yours. 300 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,645 Okay? I don't need you guys. I don't need either of you. 301 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,064 Or Poppy. Or Ian, for that matter. 302 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,732 I'm gonna come up with my own title, 303 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,652 very cool title, all by myself, even if I have to stay up all night. 304 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,446 Gonna handle my business like a boss, in the boss's office. 305 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:05,989 Or Ian's office, obviously. 306 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,867 I'm his boss, so... Back to work! 307 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:16,375 And get me a coffee, please. Decaf. Non-dairy milk. 308 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,879 Please. 309 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,215 Whatever. 310 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,218 What did you ever see in him? 311 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,594 I was young. 312 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,350 Hey, Carol. 313 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,601 Jesus. 314 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,562 You two are like little pixie snipers. 315 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:37,813 -What? -Nothing. 316 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,107 Let me guess. 317 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,567 -You wanna talk about Rachel. -Rachel. 318 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,777 She's been avoiding me for a few days. 319 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,363 And then, she sent me an invitation to 320 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,826 "an open forum of shared feelings in a nonjudgmental safe space." 321 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,161 -What does that mean? -No idea, but it's in my calendar. 322 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,831 Is it illegal to have a workplace relationship? 323 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,792 No, it isn't. There's nothing illegal about dating someone from work. 324 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:01,211 It's stupid, and it can only end badly, 325 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:05,132 but it is actually not an HR issue. So... 326 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,968 Great. That is great, because-- 327 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,637 Okay, so, Poppy had this sex dream about Ian, right? 328 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,014 And I had one too. 329 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,516 Rachel got all weird because in my dream, I totally got him off. 330 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,351 -And Poppy couldn't and-- -Okay. 331 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,812 This is an HR issue, 332 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,898 because y'all should not be coming into work 333 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,774 telling each other about sex dreams. 334 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,943 -But you just said-- -I'ma cut to the chase. 335 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,528 Do you like this woman? 336 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,406 You mean "like" like her? 337 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,993 Okay. This generation is a hot mess. 338 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,996 You can't have a conversation, and you're devolving into third graders. 339 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,706 I'm sorry. It's just-- 340 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,334 Rachel really loves to talk things out. Like, a lot. 341 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:45,422 And she wants to break everything down and analyze everything. And I don't. 342 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,176 I guess I'm not great with confrontation. 343 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,930 You crept up on me quiet as the night and pounced like a damn jungle cat. 344 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,474 -I call that confrontation. -I'm sorry. 345 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,352 You know what you should do? 346 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,687 You should speak to one another. 347 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:05,233 Be clear. Okay? No more Q's, just A's. 348 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,278 Even if the A's are, "We're still Q'ing." 349 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:11,823 At least you're talking to each other and not to me. 350 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,117 You're right. 351 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,454 I just gotta be direct. Thanks, Carol. 352 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,752 God, I miss remote working. 353 00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,296 Okay, I think I got it. 354 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,383 Yeah, I got it. Here we go. 355 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,301 And the title is... 356 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,681 Fuck. 357 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,975 Sea of Nazis doesn't even make sense! 358 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,351 What are you doing? 359 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,520 Hey. 360 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,146 I was-- 361 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,065 You're back from camp. 362 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,358 It's not camp. 363 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:50,362 It's a guided retreat where we harness the power of the male body 364 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,865 through the discipline of Brazilian jujitsu. 365 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,117 -Okay. -Why are you in my office? 366 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,953 I was trying to come up with a title for the new expansion. 367 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,830 Poppy was supposed to do it, but-- 368 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:00,956 You know women. 369 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,624 They get real emotional. 370 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,043 Yeah, David, you seem emotional. 371 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,212 Yeah. I am kinda having a hard time. 372 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,591 It's just been a long night. I've been trying to come up with this title. 373 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,468 My mom's right, you know? I'm not a creative. I'm a numbers guy. 374 00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,554 Hey, relax, relax, buddy. Relax. 375 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,139 Look, if I learned anything this week, 376 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,474 it's that true power does not come from without. 377 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:20,601 It comes from within. 378 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,395 Look, David, don't be held back by reality. 379 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,231 My reality is different than your reality. 380 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,066 You realize that I'm actually seven feet tall? 381 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,279 What do they teach you at this thing? 382 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,114 Okay, what are you doing? 'Cause you-- 383 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:36,158 You've come back from this thing real aggressive. 384 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,242 Yeah. 385 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,954 Now, listen. Tell me how you feel. 386 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:44,583 Safe. 387 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,294 That's right. Old Ian's got ya. 388 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:48,795 And, David, 389 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:51,423 you have all the answers you need deep inside you. 390 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,134 Would you like me to help you find them? 391 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,220 -Yeah. -Okay. 392 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,264 The name of the expansion is... 393 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,099 Oh, yeah. 394 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,477 Yeah, that's it. Now, you go ahead and... 395 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,687 -What are we doing? -Yeah. 396 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,856 Now, that's good stuff. 397 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,030 Oh, no. 398 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,926 -David. -Hey. What's going on? 399 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,928 Why are you sleeping in my office? 400 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,098 I was trying to channel Ian's mindset 401 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,808 to come up with a title for the new expansion, 402 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,852 -but I couldn't come up with one. -I thought of it. 403 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,770 You did? 404 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:47,980 What is it? 405 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,817 "Titans' Rift." That's good. I like that. 406 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,152 I can see the artwork already, you know? 407 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,613 It's like two titans locked in a battle. 408 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:59,491 One struggling to dominate the other. One won't submit though. 409 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,952 -Something like that. I don't know. -Yeah. That's great. 410 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,496 Hey, how did you come up with it, by the way? 411 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,623 It came to me in a dream. 412 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,917 Oh, yeah? That's cool. What kind of dream? 413 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,085 Just a dream. 414 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,088 You probably wouldn't understand because you're not creative, 415 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,174 but we creatives, we have dreams like this sometimes. 416 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,675 You had the Ian sex dream, didn't ya? 417 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,136 No! No. 418 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,762 No. No. 419 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:23,682 No. 420 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,186 Yeah. Yeah. 421 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,897 Yeah, well, you know. I've had the dream too. We all have. 422 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:33,233 It's not uncommon to have sex dreams about your boss. 423 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,526 It's like a power thing. 424 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,361 But, David, you're his boss. 425 00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,324 Right. 426 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,243 Gonna have to unpack that one. 427 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:46,622 And besides, I wasn't even having sex with him in the dream. You were. 428 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,165 -Me? -Yeah. 429 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,626 Ian whispered the title in your ear while you were... 430 00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:53,170 What? 431 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,341 Sorry. Is that... supposed to be sex? 432 00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,051 Yeah. 433 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,969 -Shut up. I'm good at it. -Okay. 434 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:04,097 Anyway, the point is, you told me to come up with the title, and I did. 435 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,807 Yes, you did. I mean, Ian did. 436 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,601 No, it-- 437 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,810 It was in my head. 438 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,896 So, yes, Ian came up with it, 439 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,773 but it was in my dream. 440 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:16,276 Therefore, it was my dream, I came up with it. 441 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,112 Yeah, but you still needed him. 442 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,572 And so did I. 443 00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:28,580 We probably shouldn't be talking about this. 444 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,624 -No, no one needs to know. Right? -Especially not Ian. 445 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,251 -No, definitely not Ian. We did it! -We did it! 446 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,460 Yeah. 447 00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:34,545 -Hey, Pop. -Yeah? 448 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:35,921 -Did I satisfy him? -David. 449 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,840 I was just wondering if he... you know. 450 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:51,937 Hey. 451 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,606 Hey. 452 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,442 Okay, here it goes. 453 00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:59,069 Okay, here it goes. 454 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,032 Thanks for meeting me here. 455 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:05,826 I know it's kinda weird to meet in a garage, 456 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,494 but I just wanted a neutral space, 457 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:11,290 and I brought this literature to help us frame the conversation in a safe and--- 458 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,134 Sorry. 459 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,804 But if I didn't do that now, I don't know if I would be able to later. 460 00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:29,975 You okay? 461 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:35,606 Yeah. Just... making sure this isn't a dream. 462 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:51,038 The first one was cute, but I ain't sitting through another one. Move. 463 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,502 Mazel tov. Don't fuck in the office. 464 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:37,334 I gotta say, the more you do it, the better you get. 465 00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:42,339 Nobody satisfies me like you. 466 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:52,307 Nice.