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Pootie Shoe News Dump.
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Cuties, dudies, this is Pootie.
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I know you're wondering
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why I have not been streaming
Mythic Quest today.
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Before we get into it,
I just want to say that
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I've been playing this
game since I was a kid,
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and it's really always going to occupy
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a very special place inside my heart.
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That said, Mythic Quest just isn't
showing me the love anymore,
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so I think it's time for a change.
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- Oh, jeez. Oh, crackers.
- As sad as it is for me to say this...
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I will no longer be streaming
Mythic Quest... ever again.
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Now, fear not, Pootie Nation, I do
have something new in the works.
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Something new and fresh.
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I hope you guys are gonna
take that journey with me.
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Pootie out!
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Oh, fuck.
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I cannot believe I'm doing this.
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You're looking at this wrong.
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Pootie drove a ton of traffic,
but we had no control over him.
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If we get the right streamer to play MQ,
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then we're in charge of the
messenger and the message.
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And all we have to do is
debase ourselves to children?
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- It's a brave new world, my friend.
- Yeah, I guess so.
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Oh. There are still
some diehards out there
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who play for the right reasons.
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Look at this, the Masked Man!
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Hello, little boy. I love your costume.
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Hi.
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I'm not a little boy.
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I'm... I'm... Hold on.
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- Poppy.
- No. Hold on.
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I'm doing a... a big reveal.
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Okay, can someone, um...
There's like a little... a clippy thing.
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- Yeah.
- Can you just... Oh, my God.
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- Okay, get it off. Can you get it off?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I'm really claustrophobic!
Is it on the right side?
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Pop, relax! Just relax!
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- Get the clip off!
- We got you. Take a breath.
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- Ha-ha!
- Hey!
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry to crash your little boys' club,
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but, um, I'm a department head
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and I should be included
in big decisions like this.
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Ah, come on. Navigating
different personalities,
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making gut-check calls about people...
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I don't know if those instincts
are part of your skill set, Pop.
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I have great instincts.
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Right, like wearing full cosplay
to a not-cosplay event.
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And what's with the tester?
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You're bringing the whole company?
Guys, we look desperate.
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I brought Dana because she gets it.
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She's young, she's a woman in gaming,
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and, unlike you, I actually
value the voice of...
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Poppy needed a ride, right?
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Yeah. I tried to warn her
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about the cosplay thing,
but then she yelled at me.
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Okay, that is enough
of your voice, Dana!
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Go... explore.
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Okay. Bye.
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- Bye, Dana.
- Bye, Dana.
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Have fun.
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Mmm. Ian's gone,
so it is officially "D-Day."
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David Day.
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Today, we can do whatever we want, Jo.
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Yeah, when the bosses are away,
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the little mouse will play.
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Aren't you the boss?
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Well, yeah, yeah, but, you know.
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Do you call yourself "a little mouse"?
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Sometimes. Someone has to be the mouse,
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otherwise the expression doesn't...
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You know what, Jo?
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One of the things I don't
wanna have to do today
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is explain myself to you. Okay?
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David, do you think maybe
I'd be more useful
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assisting Ian at the StreamerCon?
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If I leave now, I could
probably beat traffic.
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Jo. Jo. Okay.
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Let's just clear this up once and
for all. You're my assistant.
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You live to serve only
me and my every whim.
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You will speak when spoken to. And...
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- Yeah?
- Hey, David, man,
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there's a bunch of girls out
front here from Girls Can Code.
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They say they're scheduled for a tour?
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Oh, shit, is that today?
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- Not just your average...
- That one.
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Hey, look at this.
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Where my ladies at?
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- Hi! How you doing?
- Hello. Come on over.
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My name is David Brittlesbee.
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- Hi, Mr. Brittlesbee.
- I'm executive producer.
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Let me just say, I am so excited
that you girls are all here.
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You know, and you picked the
right gaming company because,
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let me tell you something,
we value women here at Mythic Quest.
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In fact, our head programmer
is a woman. Poppy Li.
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And she is in charge of
programming the entire game.
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Cool!
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Yeah. And I'm not gonna sugarcoat it,
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you're gonna have to work pretty
hard to get where she's at
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if you wanna be where she's at.
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But, uh, I'll let her tell
you all about that.
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- Who wants to see a woman who can code?
- Me!
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Who wants to see the best
engineer you could ever find?
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Yeah!
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- Okay, then let's go meet Poppy!
- She's not here.
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- Oh.
- What?
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She's not here. She went to StreamerCon.
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Oh.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Because I only speak
when spoken to, sir.
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Are there any other female
coders we can meet?
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Yes. Obviously. Yes.
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Uh, we have plenty of women who
work here in various positions.
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Um...
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No. Not in this room.
Uh, but in other rooms.
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Uh, because we are filled with women.
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Jo! Jo's a woman.
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- Right? Jo?
- Yeah.
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So why don't you tell
the girls what you do?
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Sure. I live only to serve a
man, and that man is David.
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Okay. She's normally
not like this, okay?
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Yeah, she usually won't
listen to a word I say.
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But she's only acting like that
due to disciplinary action
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resulting from weeks of
insubordination, so...
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Huh?
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You know what? It doesn't matter. Yeah.
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Uh, Poppy will return.
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In the meantime,
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- let's go meet some ladies!
- Yes!
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Come on. Again, not in this room.
We're gonna skip on past this one.
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Yo. What's up, C.W.?
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Apologies. I was lost in my ennui.
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Ian's absence leaves me wandering
the halls, feeling a bit unmoored.
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- Yeah, I know what you mean.
- I've never been in here.
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We work at the same place,
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yet we exist in two
completely different worlds.
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Not surprising, I suppose.
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I'm old, you're young.
I'm a man, you're a boy.
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What? I'm a woman.
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Are you? Huh.
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- I'll take your word for it.
- Thanks.
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So, um, what do you do, exactly?
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- For real, dude?
- Mm-hmm.
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I test the game for bugs and shit
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so that when people like you
play, it actually works.
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- Oh, I've never played.
- Wait, you've never played the game?
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I deal in story and emotion, not games.
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Dude, when a game is
as good as this one,
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playing it is just as emotional
an experience as some story.
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You can't tell me that gameplay
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has more emotional resonance
than a good cutscene.
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Cutscenes are boring, man.
I... I skip them.
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Oh, no. No, no!
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Let me show you the power
of a story, my dear boy.
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Uh... girl.
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Okay, fine. But first,
I'm gonna show you
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the power of the game, old man.
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Grab a controller.
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Wow. Okay, that's a mouse.
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So we're just gonna start
from the beginning.
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So now I just frag the battle cruiser.
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Eh, mission cleared. That's so sick.
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This campaign has everything that
I love about Cold Alliance 2.
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It's got killer missions,
snap-tight controls,
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and the sickest graphics
of any MMORPG out there.
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He's already playing our rival game?
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I guess the piece of
shit floated downstream.
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And I know I just started playing,
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but so far I'm inclined to give
this game four and a half B-holes.
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What?
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He shot them straight
up to four and a half?
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And a half?
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That doesn't make any sense!
What's a half a butthole?
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- And then why not just give ten, right?
- I don't know.
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- Why not give 20?
- Yeah.
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A million buttholes!
A million buttholes for all!
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Nah, it's just business. They
clearly made him a great offer.
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I can't believe that companies
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are straight-up paying kids these days.
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Like, why aren't gamers
losing their shit?
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Okay, come on.
Don't be naive. All right?
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Even fans know streamers
make these arrangements.
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And make no mistake about it,
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we're gonna have to pony
up too if we want quality.
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What exactly passes for quality here?
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Give it up for LOL_Trevor!
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You guys wanna see a little bit of fire?
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Yeah! All right.
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LOL!
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I love you, guys. Thank you so much.
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Remember, guys, laugh out
loud, live out loud...
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love out loud.
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LOL!
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Yeah! All right!
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See you, guys! All right!
Thank you! Peace!
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Whoo!
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- What a fucking douchebag.
- Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
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It's LOL_Trevor though.
He's got a rock-solid fan base.
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I mean, he's almost sickeningly
positive. And he's cute as hell.
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Okay, I'll handle the negotiation.
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We're gonna go in there,
we're gonna give him the terms,
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and then we're gonna leave before
he can answer. Standard power play.
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Excuse me. Excuse me, children.
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Hey, LOL_Trevor?
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What's up, man? Pleased
to meet you. I'm Brad.
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These are some of my colleagues.
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We are here on behalf of Mythic Quest.
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Oh, yeah, Pootie just
bailed on you guys, right?
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That's exactly why we're here.
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We were hoping to come to some
kind of arrangement with you
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to help bridge the gap
left by our pal Pootie.
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I'm sorry. Are we not going to address
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the large, menacing
presence to our right?
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Oh, that's just my bodyguard.
He won't say shit.
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Great. I feel safer.
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I don't.
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I don't either.
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Sit down.
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Just... I think.
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- You know what? I'm gonna stand.
- All right.
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So, LOL, how would you feel about
playing a new weapons update
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that we're releasing next month?
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I'm thinking, I don't know, $5,000?
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Yeah, I think I'm done dealing in
dollars. I deal in percentages now.
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Excuse me?
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He said he's done dealing in dollars.
He deals in percentages now.
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No, I heard what he said.
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I'm selling your weapons,
I want gross points. 10%.
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If he's selling your weapons,
he wants gross points.
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- No, I heard what he said again.
- Okay.
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Okay, I'm just processing
this right now.
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Gross points are points of the...
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I understand what gross
points are, okay?
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And this is between me and
Trevor. We got this, man.
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- I'm just not familiar with this.
- It seems like you're losing him.
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I'm not losing him. I'm just not
familiar with this. I'm off my game.
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- Is this part of the negotiation tactic?
- You guys, shut the freak up.
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- I got this. I got this.
- Okay.
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10% or no deal.
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I'll let you guys think about it.
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Come on, Liam.
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What just happened?
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It would appear he gave you the terms
245
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and then left before you could answer.
246
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It's a standard power play.
247
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Now, admittedly, uh, game development
is a male-dominated field,
248
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but we are working hard to change that.
249
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Which is why we brought on
board folks like... Michelle!
250
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Hi, Michelle.
251
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Michelle is one of our
amazing female coders.
252
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- One of two.
- Thank you, Jo.
253
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Michelle, do you wanna tell the
girls what you're working on?
254
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My résumé.
255
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That's a joke. Michelle has a
very unique sense of humor.
256
00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:27,789
Okay, Michelle, do you
wanna just tell the girls
257
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what it's like to be a woman in tech?
258
00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:33,120
Oh, sure. Which part did
you want me to talk about?
259
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The part where you have to work
twice as hard to make less money
260
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or the part where you can't get ahead
because it's a bro monoculture?
261
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:43,650
Okay, well, um, that's not
necessarily the message
262
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we're trying to get across.
263
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Maybe you want to talk about
264
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what it's like to be a female
in a male-dominated field?
265
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I would not. Please go ahead.
266
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Great. Thanks for your permission.
267
00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:59,399
So no matter how smart you
are or how hard you work,
268
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your bosses will always treat
you a little bit differently
269
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because you're a woman.
270
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Oh, unless your boss
is a woman. Like Poppy.
271
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I was talking about Poppy.
She hates me because I'm a woman.
272
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See, because we're all fighting
for the same positions,
273
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it makes us incredibly competitive,
274
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which, of course, we have
to be in order to survive.
275
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So, in a way, I... I don't blame Poppy.
276
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In another way, I hate her
more than anyone alive.
277
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Can we please stay on message
and say something inspiring?
278
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Got it. Girls, here's the most
important piece of advice
279
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I can give you.
280
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- Look to your left.
- Mmm.
281
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Now look to the girl on your right.
282
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That's your competition.
283
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She's not your friend.
284
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You're going to have to fight her.
285
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Not physically. That's what men do.
286
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Emotionally. Up here.
287
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- Okay, that's enough from Michelle!
- I have more to say.
288
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Oh, I'm sure you do, and I respect that,
289
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:55,749
but we have a lot of women to meet.
290
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- Do we?
- We do. Come on. Let's go.
291
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There's no one else.
292
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Maybe there's someone more
positive we can meet?
293
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,549
Yes. I know who we can go see.
294
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,969
Oh! Oh, my!
295
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:08,090
What a treat! And who
might you ladies be?
296
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,139
Sue, these young women
are from Girls Can Code...
297
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,260
Hi, Sue.
298
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... and they're here to be
inspired by our female employees.
299
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,269
Inspiration? Look no further
than the good book.
300
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,399
I have got the inspiration right here.
301
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,740
- Sue?
- This is... Yeah?
302
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,859
- Work stuff.
- Work stuff? Okay.
303
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,529
- Just talk about the job and whatnot.
- Okay. Copy that.
304
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:27,000
Uh, listen, girls, oh, my,
305
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,739
it is just so fantastic
to see you all here.
306
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:33,539
We can always, always, always
use more girls in gaming.
307
00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,140
- What's this?
- No. That, sweetie,
308
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:39,289
that is just player feedback.
309
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:40,419
So what do you do here?
310
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Uh, I'm the community manager.
311
00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,339
Yes. Sue has a very interesting job.
312
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She interacts with our players online
313
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to find out the things that they like
314
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and don't like about Mythic Quest.
315
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:52,099
Yeah. You know, and darn if
they don't like a lot of things!
316
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,019
Sometimes I wonder why they play.
317
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,979
What's a typical day like for you?
318
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How do I put this? Okay.
319
00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:00,360
You know... Girls,
320
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:03,859
you know how when you just
get so mad and frustrated
321
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:06,699
that you just wanna
scream into a pillow?
322
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,489
You know? When you're mad at your mom?
323
00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:11,119
I guess you could say,
for our player community,
324
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,670
I'm kinda like their mom.
325
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,499
And the pillow.
326
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,119
You're super nice.
327
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,249
I wanna do what you do.
328
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,410
No!
329
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,000
No. No.
330
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,920
No.
331
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,300
And that's... Sue.
332
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,899
So, it has a really
clean, simple design,
333
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:43,060
and you'll see that it just responds
almost right away to your touch.
334
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:45,319
But what's most cool about
it is it actually does
335
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,569
procedural level generation,
with dynamic difficulty...
336
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:48,570
Hi.
337
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,490
Hi.
338
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,710
Did you, um... Did you make this game?
339
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,449
Yeah, I did.
340
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,450
Cool. It's really impressive.
341
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,709
Is that Masked Man?
342
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,999
- Yeah.
- That's perfect. It's amazing.
343
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,900
I know. It's really
good with the mask on,
344
00:15:04,935 --> 00:15:06,419
but it's kinda tricky to... Yeah.
345
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,629
- Oh, my God. Roscoe, right?
- Yeah.
346
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,420
Yes! So good!
347
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:14,639
So, I, um... I actually
work at Mythic Quest.
348
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,050
I'm... I'm the lead engineer.
349
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,390
Are you Poppy Li?
350
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,940
Yeah.
351
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,229
That is so cool.
352
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,439
It is.
353
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,809
- You're historical.
- I know.
354
00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:26,819
- You're legendary.
- Yes.
355
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,149
- You're so talented.
- Yes.
356
00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,319
- I grew up playing your game.
- Okay, that's enough.
357
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,650
So we're actually looking
for a streamer right now
358
00:15:33,681 --> 00:15:35,329
to help promote the game.
359
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,499
And, um, I'm just going
with my gut here,
360
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,500
but I think that you'd
be perfect for the gig.
361
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,539
- Really?
- Yeah.
362
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,340
I love Mythic Quest.
363
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,959
It's, like, the most beautifully
designed game ever.
364
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,129
Right.
365
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:50,250
Now I bet I can finally break 200 subs!
366
00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:53,549
Sorry, you have less
than 200 subscribers?
367
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:54,550
Mm-hmm.
368
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:56,020
What's this line for?
369
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:58,809
Oh, the bathrooms.
370
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,139
I don't even know why
I come to the cons.
371
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,269
My people skills are terrible,
so I never get new fans.
372
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:04,350
Sometimes the... Where are you going?
373
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,270
Mmm.
374
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,729
- Hey, Poppy!
- Hey.
375
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,480
- I'm having so much fun.
- Cool.
376
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,279
I don't even know what
I'm standing in line for.
377
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,279
But you know what? I bet it's amazing.
378
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,619
You're in line for the bathrooms.
The men's bathrooms.
379
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,289
Oh. Oh, well.
380
00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:21,160
Hey, you wanna go to the merch
table with me, buy some MQ shirts?
381
00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,209
You know you can get
those for free at work?
382
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,289
Yeah, but they have very
special-edition ones
383
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,089
just for the cons and
I really want some.
384
00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:29,879
You go have fun! Stand in
as many lines as you want.
385
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,460
I'm gonna go get a shitty pretzel.
386
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,469
They're actually not shitty.
They're really good.
387
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,090
- Really?
- I had four of 'em already.
388
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,219
- That's so many pretzels...
- I know. I'm pretty stuffed.
389
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,349
... for such a tiny person.
390
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,930
Oh, yes. Yes. I see. I see!
391
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,059
Aha!
392
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:46,149
What the hell? The paladin killed me!
393
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:47,280
That little shit.
394
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:49,899
- C.W. Avenge my death.
- Mm?
395
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:50,909
Ah.
396
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,609
- Hit him with a stun spell.
- Yes. Yes.
397
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,239
- Okay, now fire spell.
- Yes.
398
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,909
- Smack him with a shovel!
- Uh-huh.
399
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:56,989
Again.
400
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:59,829
Okay. Oh, my God. He's
almost dead! Hit him again!
401
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:02,289
You killed him! You avenged me!
402
00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:05,459
Huzzah! Avenging the death
of a fellow guild member
403
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,130
and seizing control of the
land. That was thrilling!
404
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:11,799
I feel like Beowulf
after he slew Grendel.
405
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,879
Oh, I haven't seen Beowulf.
406
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,889
Seen? No, it's... it's an epic poem.
407
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,599
- Oh, it's a poem too?
- Mm-hmm.
408
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,600
Shit.
409
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,640
Have you no education at all?
410
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,640
No, I... I have a BA in Women's Studies.
411
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,269
- Oh, Women's Studies, huh?
- Yeah.
412
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:28,350
What, uh... What exactly
is Women's Studies?
413
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,120
It's an academic curricula which...
414
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,109
well, it follows the
experiences of women
415
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,949
and the contributions they've made to...
416
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,330
Inquiry withdrawn.
417
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:40,909
Okay, dude, look, the point is,
we just made a story together.
418
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,499
And we were more invested
because we were a part of it.
419
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,300
All that shit Ian says is right.
420
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:48,920
Yes, but it's still missing
something, isn't it?
421
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,220
Sit back, milady. Mmm?
422
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,890
And I'll show you something wonderful.
423
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,680
Poppy? You're Poppy Li, right?
424
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:06,699
Yeah.
425
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,479
I'm Dan Williams, producer
at Cold Alliance Studios.
426
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,770
Oh, Cold Alliance? Fuck you.
427
00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:14,529
Well, uh, we're big fans of your work.
428
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:17,529
Oh, thank you! I'm a
huge fan of yours too.
429
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,869
Well, you just told me to fuck off.
430
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:22,170
Well, but that was before
I knew that you liked me.
431
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,840
Uh, that shovel update,
that was brilliant.
432
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,400
Thank you. You know,
that was actually Ian's idea,
433
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,709
to turn it into a weapon.
434
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,879
I was actually talking
about the digging feature.
435
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,900
It was such a novel way of integrating
436
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,845
persistent environmental changes.
437
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,929
How did you know that would be so cool?
438
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:43,309
Um, yeah, I don't know. I guess
I just kind of felt it in my gut.
439
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,730
Wow. You got great instincts.
440
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:49,019
Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Dan, was it?
441
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,729
- Yeah, Dan Williams.
- Yeah, cool.
442
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,189
Listen, I don't want to take
up much more of your time.
443
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:56,609
But, well, we're looking for
a new creative director,
444
00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:59,279
and, uh, I think you'd be a perfect fit.
445
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,400
Creative director?
446
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:04,949
Um... I'm actually... I'm
not looking for a new job.
447
00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:06,749
And you guys already
poached Pootie, so...
448
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:10,130
Well, what can I say? I mean,
when we find talent, we go after it.
449
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:14,339
Cool. Thanks.
450
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,129
You're welcome. I'm looking
forward to hearing from you.
451
00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,840
- All right? Take care.
- Okay.
452
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,929
Poppy! Poppy!
453
00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:27,600
I've done it. I have found our
streamer. Introducing Byron.
454
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,600
Byron has been playing
MMORPGs for 20 years.
455
00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:33,560
And best of all, he's
never been paid for it.
456
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,569
Also, he's a big fan of mine.
457
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:36,820
He's a genius.
458
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,650
This guy's like a thousand
in streamer years.
459
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:41,449
- Guys!
- Oh, hey.
460
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:44,279
Guys, our streaming problems are over.
461
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,909
Oh, great. Another dude in his 40s.
462
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,490
And God forbid you pick a woman.
463
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,320
There's no such thing as a
40-year-old woman in gaming.
464
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:50,880
That's a fact. And secondly,
465
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,419
Stephen here isn't the streamer.
466
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,420
Stephen?
467
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,459
- Excuse me.
- Right. Okay.
468
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,210
Da-da-da!
469
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,420
Meet Aiko.
470
00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:02,679
Aiko here is the future
of the streamer hustle.
471
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,599
A 3-D model that I can completely
control in a mo-cap suit.
472
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,679
It's a one-time cost.
473
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,389
She never ages or gets a better offer,
474
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:13,100
and we can make her do whatever we want.
475
00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:14,229
Aiko is happy!
476
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,729
- So you want to build a woman.
- Mm-hmm.
477
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,260
Sort of like a Weird Science situation.
478
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:19,279
Exactly.
479
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,739
- What's Weird Science?
- Oh, God!
480
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,529
Goddamn it, Poppy.
481
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,369
- Small Wonder?
- Yeah, like Small Wonder maybe.
482
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,579
I don't know what that is.
483
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:27,659
- What?
- God!
484
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,199
All right, just because something
is old doesn't make it cool.
485
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,219
- What?
- What do you...
486
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,329
Do you even understand our
culture? You know what?
487
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,639
- It doesn't matter.
- What culture?
488
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,179
- Awful. Awful.
- It's kind of creepy
489
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,250
if I have to admit it. My guy,
I think, is a little bit better.
490
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:40,430
Your guy? Your guy's
got an ankle monitor.
491
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,390
Byron! What's that for?
492
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,510
- So...
- You know what? I don't want to know.
493
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,599
No one wants to know.
494
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,269
You know what? You guys
do whatever you want.
495
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:53,939
I'm gonna go home. Where's my ride?
496
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,660
- Okay, so we're gonna go with Aiko?
- Nope.
497
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:01,529
Dana. Ugh. Come on. Let's go.
498
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,370
Hang on. I just gotta finish this.
499
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,659
Are you playing Mythic Quest?
500
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,570
You know you can do
that back at the office.
501
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,746
I just got to the best part.
502
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,550
I'm so close to leveling
up, and when I do,
503
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,579
I get to finally equip the
Great Trident of Tethys,
504
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:15,040
which has an insane DOT.
505
00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:16,209
All right, y'all.
506
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:17,400
Chaining criticals.
507
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:20,250
But don't worry, your girl
is a boss battle badass.
508
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:23,340
Oh, my God.
509
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,809
Guys. Guys. What if I told you
I found our new streamer?
510
00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:34,389
She's perfect. She knows
the game inside out.
511
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:36,390
She appeals to a young, diverse crowd.
512
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,060
She is so cool! She's...
513
00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:41,980
Oh, my God. She's talking
about herself. That is so sad.
514
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:44,029
- Oh.
- See, I told you she would do this.
515
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:47,069
First of all, you're
like 15 years too old.
516
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:49,780
Dana! Dana is the new streamer.
517
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,020
No, she's too good-looking.
518
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,740
No one's gonna believe
that she's a real gamer.
519
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,579
Okay, but the thing is
she is a real gamer.
520
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,079
Yours isn't even a real person.
521
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,459
- Okay, Pop? You're great.
- Yes.
522
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:01,129
- At something very specific.
- Right.
523
00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,500
It's sort of like,
524
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,379
well, I'm this painter and
you're my favorite brush.
525
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:06,929
Okay, hold on. Are you just
about to recycle my whole thing
526
00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:08,719
about the brush and the...
I'm not gonna... Just...
527
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,099
Look, come over here, watch Dana play.
528
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,769
She's got this whole crowd
of people around her.
529
00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:16,059
Great work, Pop. We're gonna go
over here and make the decision.
530
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:17,769
No, you guys come with me.
531
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,350
- See you back at the office.
- Thanks so much for your time.
532
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,990
Guys, I really think
I'm right about this!
533
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:48,009
Wow.
534
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:51,050
You're damn right.
535
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:56,060
It's a touching, bittersweet
culmination to the story.
536
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,149
Wow, C.W., you're a really good writer.
537
00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:01,859
I didn't even know this was our game.
538
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:03,030
No. It's not.
539
00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:06,740
That's from Red Dead Redemption 2.
540
00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:11,199
What, you didn't write that?
541
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,320
What about the other ones?
542
00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:14,449
That was Assassin's Creed.
543
00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:16,330
The one before that was Last of Us.
544
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:18,960
None of these are yours?
545
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:21,540
I'm afraid not.
546
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:23,709
Why did we watch that then?
547
00:23:23,710 --> 00:23:26,420
To show you the power of story.
548
00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:33,179
Alas, I... I'm a stranger
in a strange land
549
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:38,850
and, um... have yet to achieve
that level of emotional resonance.
550
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,939
Outside of my novels, of course,
for which I did win a Nebula Award.
551
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:48,520
- Where the hell did that come from?
- Oh, never mind that.
552
00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:51,819
Because you have opened my eyes.
553
00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:54,780
I now know that I must
engage with the game
554
00:23:54,790 --> 00:23:57,840
on its most fundamental
level by playing it.
555
00:23:58,910 --> 00:24:04,370
And that will unlock rich,
new stories for years to come.
556
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,339
Just come in here, you know.
557
00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:10,839
We'll try this place again,
see if any ladies have emerged.
558
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,510
How do we have so many
dudes that work here? How?
559
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,220
Wait a second.
560
00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:20,889
The testers. The testers!
Yes! Come, come.
561
00:24:20,890 --> 00:24:26,729
Okay, uh, our testers are actually
not just one, but two ladies.
562
00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:28,770
Those aren't two ladies.
563
00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:31,569
We had a wonderful time.
564
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:34,610
I just showed her mine,
and she showed me hers.
565
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,989
Yeah, and first it was kinda
weird 'cause he's old, you know?
566
00:24:36,990 --> 00:24:38,550
But, boy, does he know what he's doing.
567
00:24:39,370 --> 00:24:40,619
She cried.
568
00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,329
I did cry. Well, he cried too.
569
00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:44,289
I did. Come in, girls.
570
00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:45,459
Don't go in there!
571
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:47,839
- Okay. I think that's enough.
- I think that's enough too!
572
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,129
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Yeah.
573
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:50,130
Let's...
574
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:56,220
Poppy!
575
00:24:56,970 --> 00:24:59,099
Didn't you get my text?
We have a tour today.
576
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,309
Oh, that was today?
577
00:25:00,310 --> 00:25:03,229
Nice. I guess your good instincts
don't include checking a calendar.
578
00:25:03,230 --> 00:25:04,899
Crap! I completely forgot.
579
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:08,479
I don't want your excuses, okay?
These girls need to be inspired.
580
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,029
- If it's inspiration you need, I can...
- Not you.
581
00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:13,239
You are the last person
they need to hear from.
582
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,029
These girls need to talk to someone
583
00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:18,239
who understands what it's like
to be a girl who loves games.
584
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,740
Someone who can speak to them on
their level and get them excited.
585
00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,439
Oh, God, this is so sad.
586
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,079
- Is she talking about herself?
- She is, again.
587
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,919
And I'm so embarrassed. I'm
actually really uncomfortable.
588
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,930
I'm not talking about me!
589
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,550
I'm talking about Dana.
590
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,880
Huh?
591
00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:36,980
Come on.
592
00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:40,090
Hi! Hey, girls.
593
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,260
This is Dana. She works here.
594
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,229
What do you do?
595
00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:48,520
Uh, I play video games.
596
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:51,069
That's your job? That's so cool!
597
00:25:51,070 --> 00:25:52,980
Cool! Yeah!
598
00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:54,830
Yeah, it is cool.
599
00:25:56,910 --> 00:25:59,160
But it's also hard work sometimes.
600
00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:02,740
I mean, it's crazy that
this is a real job.
601
00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:07,460
But I play to make the
game better for our fans.
602
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,879
And they pay me for it.
603
00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:11,459
And, yeah, there aren't
a lot of women here,
604
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:15,759
but they hired me and my friend
Rachel, so they're trying.
605
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,600
- Ah.
- Mm-hmm.
606
00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:20,160
And to be totally honest,
607
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:22,680
it's still sometimes a
hard place to be a girl.
608
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:28,439
But I'm not gonna give up, because
I love my job and I'm good at it.
609
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,109
- You feel me?
- Yeah.
610
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,110
I'm good at it.
611
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:37,620
And you know what else? Lean in.
612
00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:47,619
I'm so good at it, that when I play
against boys, I kick their butts.
613
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,459
You girls like kicking butts, right?
614
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,959
Yeah!
615
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,250
Then come work here.
616
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:58,089
Thank you, Dana. That was so inspiring.
617
00:26:58,090 --> 00:26:59,170
No biggie.
618
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,469
You are so welcome.
619
00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:02,969
- Come on, girls.
- Bye, girls.
620
00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:06,720
I wanna come back!
621
00:27:10,190 --> 00:27:11,950
Holy shit.
622
00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:14,819
Dana's the new streamer.
623
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:17,569
She had me at "Ian is a genius."
624
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:19,029
She didn't say that.
625
00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:21,360
- I think she did.
- No, I think she didn't.
626
00:27:21,370 --> 00:27:24,220
Also I told you guys that she
is who we should go with
627
00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:25,240
back at the convention.
628
00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,270
You did?
629
00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:28,749
Yes! You guys never listen to me.
630
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,870
Hey, let's go give Dana the good news.
631
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,379
Oh, yeah, that'll feel good.
632
00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:34,059
Yeah, well, one of the best
things about being a boss
633
00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:35,840
is giving good news.
634
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,690
Hello, Dan Williams. Let's talk.
635
00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:53,900
It's Poppy. Poppy Li.
636
00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:57,480
Oh. I'm sorry. When...
When will he be back?
637
00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,980
Uh-huh, yeah, I can leave my number.
638
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:01,909
Hey, stranger.
639
00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:05,579
Hey! Dude, I had the weirdest day,
but it was also kind of awesome.
640
00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:08,920
Me too. Ian and Brad just asked
me to be the new streamer.
641
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,119
- Wait, what?
- Yeah!
642
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,170
Just now. I mean,
I guess it's kind of shady
643
00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:15,499
to have an in-house streamer, right?
644
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,500
But if it's what's best for the game...
645
00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:20,129
Yeah, yeah.
646
00:28:20,130 --> 00:28:22,179
I know that means we won't
be testing together anymore,
647
00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:24,310
but it's kind of my dream job, so...
648
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,090
do you think I should do it?
649
00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:31,099
Yeah. Yeah. You should totally do it.
650
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,189
- I should do it, right?
- Yeah.
651
00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:34,810
Oh, my God! This is crazy.
652
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:35,939
I gotta call my mom.
653
00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:38,279
Crazy. Okay, um...
654
00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:42,900
Come on. Pick up.
655
00:28:42,910 --> 00:28:43,989
See ya.
656
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:45,489
Ma. Hey!
657
00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:47,579
You will never guess what
happened at work today.
658
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:51,119
Okay, so I went to the convention
with Ian, Brad, and Poppy, right?
659
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:56,120
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