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這就是極樂世界

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覺得如何?

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太美了

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- 讓人自慚形穢
- 好完美

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對吧?我就知道你們會喜歡

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我可以用這版擴充內容
推動正面的社會變革

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公開推動

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洗白我的形象,為世界做些好事

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聽起來妳都是為了妳自己

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營利的機會根本無窮無盡

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我們將勢不可擋

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大衛,我們會像是開著
改裝加強版冰淇淋車的天主教神父

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可以飆出320公里的時速,甩開條子

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我不會這麼說,其實呢,別這麼說啦

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- 我接受
- 我什麼都還沒提出耶

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我已經是我這一代的最強程式設計師

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不過跟著波比的話

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可以幫我成為任何世代的最強程式設計師

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讓人不禁謙卑了起來

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好,這樣聽起來不怎麼謙卑
妳有聽到自己說的話嗎?

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波比要回來,對吧?

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對,沒錯

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我說服她留下來了

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又是一個我有效領導的案例

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你騙一個孕婦留下來工作

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而不是去跟她未出生孩子的父親團聚

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不是...她想留下

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好吧,那你就什麼也沒做

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這怎麼算有效?

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我沒時間跟你討論所有細節,好嗎?

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重點是賈克和尚路克
今天要從蒙特婁過來這裡

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所以我需要你幫我討好他們

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- 我能做到
- 太好了

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我要妳跟創意部精神喊話

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跟他們說玩家們為何會喜歡

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我很謙卑地願意

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好

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瑞秋,妳能別開口嗎?

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好,就是這樣,好的,太好了
我很高興大家都上船了

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我要跳船了

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我的終極人生目標
是成為賈克和尚路克的助理

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這是我最強的慾望,也是我最暗黑的夢想

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而且也是我每晚跟週末在做的事

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我幾個月來一直在做基本功

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今天,我播下的種子終能收割了

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只要能幫到我自己,我也會幫你

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在此之後,我就不在乎你死活了,大衛

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我接受

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天龍特攻隊再度出擊

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- 抱歉,天龍特攻隊是什麼?
- 我叫妳別開口

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《神話任務》

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這敲門聲真獨特

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妳的樣子還真獨特

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- 妳頭髮裡有膠帶?
- 你要說什麼?

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- 要我幫妳拿掉嗎?
- 不要

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- 好
- 我還以為你辭職了

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你不是應該要
跟傑克尼克遜一起打高爾夫嗎?

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是傑克尼克勞斯

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尼克勞斯是知名高爾夫球員

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尼克遜是知名演員

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不過他們兩個我都希望能一起打球

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你跑來幹嘛?

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不對,問題是妳為何還在這裡?

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妳不是應該要在去荷蘭的路上嗎?

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我們其中一個得為極樂世界留下

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不需要

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我們兩個都能離開

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這樣真的是對大家都好的做法

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對神話任務就不好

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他們不會怎樣啦
其實沒有我們,對他們來說比較好

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那擴充內容呢?

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我們投入身心靈做出來的東西

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妳不能待在神務,然後過得苦哈哈

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工作到累死,然後因此而怨恨我

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而我不能待下來是因為
一想到坐在我的辦公桌前

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往左看去,妳不在那裡
那就是我最痛苦的畫面

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如果要妳誠實以對
妳不會也說一樣的話嗎?

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你為何就不能改變一下?

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一點點就好

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其他人都會

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所有正常人都可以

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我不知道

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我沒有像你們大家花那麼多時間去做治療

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你們這些千禧世代的人毀了...

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聽我說,我一直努力想去做對的事

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但結果都是背道而馳

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我不知道為何我看不出來
而其他人都看得出來

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哇

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終於有艾恩格林看不到的東西了

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好

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好,這樣其實有點搞笑

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- 是嗎?
- 對啊

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妳拿一個我以前說過的想法

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在針鋒相對的時刻來打臉我,以緩和氣氛

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不過我得向妳解釋
就變得比較不搞笑一點了,不過...

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- 我很搞笑
- 沒有喔,我沒這麼說

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我說妳做了一件搞笑的事
並不表示妳這個人很搞笑

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不過這很重要

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妳做出了電玩遊戲,我們吵了架

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然後在最後,妳說了搞笑的話

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這個循環就結束了

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這表示妳在這裡沒其他好做的了

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那極樂世界呢?

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- 我們要放任它毀滅嗎?
- 波比

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你說這是我們的最佳作品

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- 波比...
- 我們不能就這樣丟下它...

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它只是個電玩遊戲

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只是個電玩遊戲

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我們現在討論的是妳的人生

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妳不需要再當機器了

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- 媽的,好啦
- 好

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你之前為何都不能這麼有說服力呢?

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現在我得再重新打包這些東西了

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妳不需要重新打包,交給大衛吧

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拿些必需品就走吧

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- 必需品,好,好的
- 對

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- 天啊
- 真該死,老兄

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好,先拿牙刷,也許拿點漱口水

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就從這裡開始吧

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天啊

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好,賈克和尚路克簽到後
保全會打電話來

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我的天龍特攻隊準備好沒?

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來囉

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喂

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他們到了,好

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不好意思,你說誰?

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好,謝謝

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賈克和尚路克到了?

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不是,是某個叫做尚喬治的人

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怎樣?那是誰?他們的老闆嗎?

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不是,是更有權力的人,是他們的助理

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等一下,什麼?

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所以他們根本懶得自己來?

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其實不意外

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賈克和尚路克在外遇事件後
已經不太說話了

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他們兩個搞外遇?

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不是,賈克睡了尚路克的老婆

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還是相反吧

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我很難自己追蹤情況
因為是兄弟,所以更混亂

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他們是兄弟?

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繼兄弟

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尚喬治是他們的中間人

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他叫他們做什麼,他們就照做

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他們絕對信任他

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我們要怎麼讓他給擴充內容開綠燈呢?

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我來主導,閃

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好

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在過去這六個月

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我一直跟他培養友誼

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- 為了搶他的工作,對
- 為了搶他的工作

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我可以利用這段新的友情
為我們取得優勢,同時贏得他的信任

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這樣我就能把刀子插得更深

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然後說服他買下擴充內容,對吧?

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什麼?

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對啦,當然

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他到了

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哈囉

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不要,我現在應付不來

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我整個晚上都在狂飲梅洛紅酒和追韓劇
現在沒那個心情

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卡蘿...

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聽我說

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我不知道妳是怎麼了
竟然染指公司的同事

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具體地來說是測試部的同事

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我很肯定我完全不知道你在說什麼

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真的嗎?

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好,就說我很擔憂吧

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我覺得妳應該找人聊聊

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不是找我,去找專業人士

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不如你專業點,管好你自己的事就好呢?

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跑來對我的愛情生活大吼大叫

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真希望我待在家裡看《非常律師禹英禑》

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她被誤會了,我也是

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我沒大吼大叫

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哈囉

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尚喬治

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喬瑟芬

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- 我們終於見面了
- 終於啊

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就在這裡,跟我來吧

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妳覺得那是必需品?

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一盞燈?

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這是我最新的作品

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- 酷
- 對吧?

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那有何含義?

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你猜

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好,空虛又脆弱

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很美,就像個漂亮的外殼

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也許就像...

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就像個隨時都會破掉的可愛泡泡

189
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我的想法不是那樣

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是那樣嗎?

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媽的,別聽我說的

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我很不會分析藝術品

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不過我不會讓小孩接近它

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因為小孩會摔爛它

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妳還好嗎?

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- 妳要生了嗎?
- 沒有,我還沒有要生...

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- 沒啦,沒有
- 因為我才剛洗車

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不要吼我了

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- 我還沒有要生,艾恩
- 如果我得接生寶寶

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- 我可以喔...
- 艾恩,你沒有要接生寶寶

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我只是在掙扎
因為這樣做很瘋狂,對吧?

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對吧?搬到一個我從來沒去過的國家住

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而且我已經到第三孕期了

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去找我的男朋友,這個人呢,老實說

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我根本不確定他想不想要這個寶寶

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我是說,這遲早會變成
一場災難的,對吧?

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聽我說,那個人很棒,波比

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你們相處起來很融洽

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- 我看過了
- 是啊

210
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,375
這個嘛,我是說,我們處得很好

211
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,629
可是一段關係要順利是很簡單的
如果都只是在...

212
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:08,841
什麼?

213
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,634
- 啪啊
- 那樣不是啪

214
00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,761
- 這樣就是啪
- 那樣要怎麼受孕?

215
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,264
我不知道要怎樣比才...

216
00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,099
- 哪個是暴風?哪個是妳?
- 因為我們兩個在...

217
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:22,520
我只是在說,對啦
外表看起來很美,不過...

218
00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:26,066
如果我到了那裡,然後泡泡破掉了呢?

219
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,277
這個嘛,對耶

220
00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,029
是有可能

221
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,531
但妳得放手一博,對吧?

222
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,366
我是說,那不然呢?

223
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:41,789
妳要待在這裡,努力修復一個妳很清楚

224
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,125
永遠修不好的東西?

225
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,007
我覺得如果妳跟這個人有機會開花結果...

226
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,968
就像我每次說的

227
00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:57,013
即使只有一絲絲希望

228
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,307
如果可以跟自己真正愛的人修成正果

229
00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,727
那就該伸出雙手去抓住

230
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,565
你從來沒說過這種話

231
00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:08,691
我一直都這麼說

232
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,360
- 我一直都在說...
- 你一直都在說“一絲絲”?

233
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,655
- 對,我常常都在說
- 我從來都沒聽過你說“一絲絲”

234
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,033
用它造句啊

235
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,327
別說你剛剛說的那句

236
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,955
有一絲絲的機會妳放屁了

237
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,874
- 差不多20分鐘前...
- 這機會比一絲絲還高

238
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,293
我就知道...

239
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,678
好的,這就是極樂世界
我們到目前最強的擴充內容

240
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,515
而布利托斯比先生組成一個一樣強的團隊

241
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:41,432
對

242
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:45,228
我們有創作天才波比李
擔任唯一的創作總監來推進企劃

243
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,188
還有營利化大師,布萊德

244
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,731
他名叫布萊德,他就是愛錢哥

245
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:49,732
別這樣

246
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,942
以及他的犯罪搭檔,瑞秋

247
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:52,985
我不是罪犯,我是個好人

248
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:53,903
呃哼

249
00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:57,490
還有她的人生伴侶
也是程式設計天才,黛娜

250
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,742
黛娜在此

251
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,036
抱歉,我被大衛帶壞了

252
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,956
很高興認識你們

253
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,583
這些人有誰會說法語嗎?

254
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,461
他們連英語都不太會說

255
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,509
這個人是隻黃鼠狼

256
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,719
他是個無賴

257
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,013
她是個屁孩

258
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:24,101
而這一個,她生來就是一張臭臉

259
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:28,938
而且我剛才得走樓梯

260
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:31,441
因為電梯裡的那女人渾身散發廉價的酒氣

261
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,903
如果這是莫里哀的喜劇作品
一定會很有娛樂性

262
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,655
不過生意就是生意

263
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,073
蒙特婁很擔憂

264
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,617
必須有所改變

265
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,247
我們可以彼此幫忙,畢竟我們是朋友

266
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:50,627
朋友不會想要搶朋友的工作吧?

267
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,922
別裝傻了,喬瑟芬

268
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,466
那個長小鬍子的男人
已經替妳說出妳的角色了

269
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,845
- 不好意思,你說什麼?
- 他稱讚了你的小鬍子

270
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:01,430
非常感謝您

271
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,057
這些人的命運就在我手裡

272
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,935
妳的也是

273
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,198
敲敲門

274
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,366
- 嘿,卡蘿
- 不行,滾出去

275
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,203
我不能讓你們進來這裡打打鬧鬧
然後把事情鬧大

276
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,413
不管發生什麼事,都結束了

277
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,706
卡蘿,拜託...

278
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,666
我們已經不生彼此的氣了

279
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,001
對...我們和解了

280
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,253
我們認為我們的友誼非常重要

281
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,758
對,我們只是想來道歉
因為惹了那麼大的麻煩

282
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,176
總之我們很抱歉

283
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,763
我們從現在開始不會再來煩妳了

284
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,557
再見

285
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,809
- 永別了
- 對

286
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,231
給我等等

287
00:12:55,317 --> 00:13:01,156
跟你們說,這不必非得二擇一

288
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,703
我說的是

289
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:11,834
卡蘿可以餵飽大家

290
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:20,551
好喔

291
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,760
好

292
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:23,886
不要

293
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,721
- 給我停
- 抱歉...

294
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,974
- 妳...
- 我以為...

295
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,701
哇

296
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,456
不能說我從來沒有這種想法

297
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:52,958
是啊

298
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,502
我也是

299
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,604
只是做夢啦

300
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,527
卡蘿需要治療

301
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,367
好,我做好決定了

302
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,247
我該走了

303
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,665
朋友

304
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,877
- 王八蛋
- 別哭喔,小喬

305
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:42,257
妳的情況已經夠悲慘了

306
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,303
再見了,各位

307
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,679
- 好,再見
- 你好

308
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,390
新時代開始了

309
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,146
新時代?很糟嗎?聽起來不好

310
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,357
真詭異,他要砍了擴充內容嗎?

311
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,691
沒有,他很喜歡

312
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:01,692
他要砍掉整個遊戲?

313
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,694
沒有,他認為遊戲長壽有其原因

314
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,196
所以他完全同意?

315
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,447
沒有

316
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,907
蒙特婁不滿意管理配置

317
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,827
幹,我就知道,幹

318
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,457
我做了些不好的決策

319
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,710
我不騙人,我也許對這工作不拿手

320
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,628
他們沒有要開除你

321
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,548
只是要找某個新人來協助你

322
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:24,925
好耶,我回來了,寶貝

323
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,425
好的,太好了

324
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,677
協助我,好

325
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,886
法裔加拿大人什麼的嗎?

326
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,513
我得知道我需不需要

327
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:31,848
下載語言學習軟體、學法語,或...

328
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:32,933
是我

329
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,644
我被降職了

330
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,770
所以妳是我的助理?

331
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:38,856
好喔

332
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,524
我不喜歡,我得跟妳老實說

333
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:42,609
但我接受

334
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,027
我會把這當成教育機會

335
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,237
因為妳有很多得學,孩子

336
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,615
不是當你的助理,大衛
是去當遊戲欄的主管

337
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,159
我不懂,有人懂嗎?

338
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,245
這個嘛...

339
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:55,497
好的,等等

340
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,541
妳現在是遊戲欄的主管?

341
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,335
小喬,這是大升官耶

342
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,880
對,妳怎麼這麼難過?

343
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:06,132
我的人生使命是當助理

344
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,216
去支援、幫忙

345
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,761
當好支撐強者的鷹架

346
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,014
現在我要擔任管理職

347
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,558
我永遠都沒機會去協助賈克和尚路克了

348
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,018
我還是搞不懂

349
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:17,935
你們現在同級了

350
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,521
- 我們同級?
- 理論上來說是的

351
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,481
可是因為遊戲欄壓倒性地受歡迎

352
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,401
實際上來說,我的實權更大

353
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,736
好,所以她是你老闆

354
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,572
你不用在傷口上灑鹽吧

355
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,117
- 我...
- 你搞懂了嗎?

356
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,161
沒有

357
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,047
(小豬)

358
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,760
你遲到了

359
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:54,138
肥仔,你繞去吃點心了嗎?

360
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,390
我不會加入了

361
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,683
太可惜了

362
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,353
那你得到里約來彌補我

363
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,188
當然要脫光光喔

364
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,774
我完全不會加入了

365
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:08,403
我改變心意了

366
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:10,988
你什麼時候有心了?

367
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:14,116
剛剛出現一個大撈一票的機會

368
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,868
比毫無技術可言的
“砸櫥窗搶劫”更有搞頭

369
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,789
這東西更原創,更...

370
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,083
有創意?

371
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,335
年紀讓妳變殘酷了

372
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,630
就當作是讓你懷念我的事蹟吧

373
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,174
我也有東西要給妳

374
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,744
把數據放上來

375
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,372
- 哪種數據?
- 隨便什麽數據,傑森

376
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,212
好多了

377
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:12,008
(第二航站)

378
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,051
(機場接駁車)

379
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,596
記得我們上次來這裡的時候嗎?

380
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,516
妳剛加入神務,我來接妳

381
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,434
對耶

382
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:23,103
對,已經過15年了

383
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:26,190
那已經是15種鬍子風格之前的事了

384
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,651
妳說了第二次搞笑的話

385
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,777
妳在最後怎麼這麼搞笑?

386
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,448
我沒有,只是你已經開始想我了

387
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,624
好吧...我最好快走

388
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,209
對

389
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,087
可以抱抱妳嗎?

390
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,409
再見,艾恩

391
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:25,374
再見,小波

392
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,042
真該死

393
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,587
- 你在這裡幹嘛?
- 老天爺啊

394
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,463
妳怎麼會在這裡?

395
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,716
你先回答我

396
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,844
我只是在打包,然後就要走了

397
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:20,929
騙人

398
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,056
你從不打包的

399
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,558
你是想工作,對吧?

400
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:27,936
- 沒有...我沒有在工作
- 真的嗎?

401
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,771
因為我剛剛收到版本控制系統的通知

402
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,065
說有人想要登入你的電腦

403
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,734
但不知道密碼

404
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,320
所以我知道是你

405
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,529
我討厭版本控制系統

406
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,531
好啦,我在工作,有啥了不起的?

407
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:43,035
很了不起啊

408
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,289
這是個天大的奇蹟耶

409
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,290
我很快追問一下

410
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:53,044
在你弄懂該怎麼登入之後
你打算做什麼?

411
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:56,589
你打算要怎麼“工作”呢?

412
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,591
我本來要打字

413
00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,842
- 打字?
- 對

414
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,969
我本來要打打字,然後再想辦法

415
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,763
妳怎麼沒上飛機?

416
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:06,807
我上飛機了,有喔,我上飛機了

417
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:11,354
飛機飛上天了
然後我收到版本控制系統的通知

418
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:15,483
所以我得假裝我要生了
這樣他們才願意把飛機掉頭

419
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,443
然後我們降落時,他們叫了救護車

420
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,612
我說:“我也不知道,突然就停了

421
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,447
好像突然就縮回去了”

422
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,742
然後我扔了些紗布來分散注意力
接著我就跑了

423
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,203
我現在肯定登上了某種名單

424
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,539
妳跟他們說妳的胎兒縮回妳身體裡去了?

425
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,582
- 對
- 什麼名單都有妳了

426
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,917
別轉移話題

427
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,002
你說這是你最痛苦的畫面

428
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,255
是啊

429
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:40,884
是啊

430
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:43,762
那你怎麼會在這裡?

431
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,806
- 這有差嗎?
- 對我來說有

432
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:47,891
你為何跑來這裡?

433
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:59,236
這擴充內容是妳留給我唯一的東西

434
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,992
我沒辦法跟它道別

435
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,705
我還以為它只是個電玩遊戲

436
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,252
對,這個嘛...

437
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:19,923
其實不是

438
00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:26,679
你怎麼不跟我說你要回來?

439
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,223
我想要讓妳如願

440
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,602
妳在外面那邊跟我說的

441
00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:36,063
妳想要拉遠我們之間的距離

442
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,609
所以我想要努力做到

443
00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:44,865
而且你知道如果跟我說了
我就不會上飛機

444
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,493
所以你就沒說出來

445
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,423
你終於做了對的事

446
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,304
而且你一點功勞也不要

447
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:15,145
波比,妳為何回來?

448
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,235
因為就像你每次說的

449
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,821
即使只有一絲絲希望

450
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,742
如果可以跟自己真正愛的人修成正果

451
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,330
那就該伸出雙手去抓住

452
00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:43,382
我真的每次都這麼說

453
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:46,926
別抱這麼緊

454
00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,846
- 我會尿出來
- 抱歉...

455
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,612
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