1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:02,801 , never Kool Aid ♪ 2 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:04,136 ♪ Sippin' on D'Usse, psych ♪ 3 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,205 ♪ Came a long way from G'burg ♪ 4 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,806 ♪ Puttin' in work like Ferg ♪ 5 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,508 ♪ New York, to L.A., Hawaii and Japan ♪ 6 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,744 ♪ I'm the man, least I'm feelin' like I am ♪ 7 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,345 ♪ Got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand ♪ 8 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,748 ♪ But don't give a, I'm Sam I am ♪ 9 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,816 ♪ What that even mean, I don't know what you talkin' 'bout ♪ 10 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:19,852 ♪ Why nowadays everybody got a palm out ♪ 11 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,820 ♪ PLP, yeah that be me, and that be what I rhyme 'bout ♪ 12 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:23,822 ♪ I have arrived, all you rappers are in timeout ♪ 13 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:24,890 ♪ RattPack, where you at ♪ 14 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,058 ♪ Everywhere worldwide ♪ 15 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,860 ♪ I know you been waitin' for this world to collide ♪ 16 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,828 ♪ B-O-double B-Y H-A-L-L and Folarin ♪ 17 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,030 ♪ 'Bout to take it back like Doc and Marty ♪ 18 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,264 ♪ Inside the DeLorean ♪ 19 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,233 ♪ I am no historian, but here to make my predecessors proud ♪ 20 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,901 ♪ All you, not allowed ♪ 21 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:38,337 ♪ I put it on everything, I really want a cop out ♪ 22 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,938 ♪ But I did good for a drop out ♪ 23 00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:41,940 ♪ Hop out the coupe, chicken heads go crazy ♪ 24 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:43,942 ♪ Gotta sound swag when the flow get lazy ♪ 25 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:45,944 ♪ What up, what good, where you at, what you been on ♪ 26 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,013 ♪ Anybody step into me, I promise they get, on ♪ 27 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:48,947 ♪ Better hop up on the train ♪ 28 00:00:48,983 --> 00:00:50,115 ♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to ♪ 29 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,383 ♪ Hop up on the, hop up on the train ♪ 30 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,918 ♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to get on ♪ 31 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,086 ♪ Mixtape Bobby, that's the type of, I spit on ♪ 32 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:55,054 ♪ Woo ♪ 33 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,255 ♪ And it's on now ♪ 34 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,256 ♪ Everybody know that it's on now ♪ 35 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,924 ♪ I'll be damned ♪ 36 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,092 - [Radio DJ] 107.9, Atlanta's home for hip-hop. 37 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,394 Night tracks is sponsored by Fye. 38 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:06,198 Get that futuristic high with Fye, coming soon. 39 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,266 And coming up, we're dropping-- 40 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,269 - Okay, we got a biggie burger, wings, 41 00:01:10,805 --> 00:01:13,772 two waters, y'all want sauce? 42 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:16,275 - [Woman] Boy, you know we want that sauce. 43 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:20,245 - Yeah, we wanna get it real wet. (laughs) 44 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,916 - Okay, 10.48, drive on up. 45 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,818 ♪ Come on now, come on now, you gotta survive ♪ 46 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:29,221 ♪ I said you gotta survive ♪ 47 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,126 Damn, now what you two little fine 48 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,161 rich girls doing eating here? 49 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,230 Whole Foods out of gas or something? 50 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:41,800 - We in the mood to get reckless tonight. 51 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,302 - You wanna turn up with us? 52 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,003 - Hell yeah. 53 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:48,307 - Let's go smoke out back, three ways. 54 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,608 - Yo, where you get weed from? 55 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,177 Yo, it's been dry as hell around here. 56 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,846 - Everybody's down bad. 57 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:58,350 You have no idea what we had to do to get this pack. 58 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,318 Come here. 59 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,153 - [Roger] Whoa. 60 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,321 (tires squeal) 61 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,890 - Woo! - Spark it up, baby, yeah. 62 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:12,831 - So look, I'm working for this company 63 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,434 called Too Smack'd, it's like a app. 64 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:20,038 Like, that delivers snacks to weed-heads, 65 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:21,173 you know what I'm saying? 66 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:24,343 And it's called Too Smack'd 'cause like, 67 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,178 you smacking while you snack. 68 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,280 - Oh my god. - You get it? 69 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,348 Too Smack. 70 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:32,117 (all giggling) 71 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:37,022 Y'all got me too high. 72 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:40,359 - You ain't really high until you hit this. 73 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,361 - That looks like a purge mask. 74 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:45,831 - Come on, baby. - Okay, a little bit. 75 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,836 - Are you ready, all right. 76 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,239 (mask bubbling) 77 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:57,009 (Roger coughs) 78 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,680 - Here's what's up. - What the? 79 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,882 - We're gonna go inside and you're gonna give us 80 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,484 all of the cash in the register, 81 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,021 or we're gonna deep fry your meat, cool? 82 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,857 - Damn, man. 83 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,994 Why y'all gotta go all Clermont twins on me like that? 84 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:19,398 - Our Xan dealer don't take Daddy credit card no more. 85 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,100 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 86 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:24,536 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 87 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,938 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 88 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,406 (muffled speaking) 89 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,209 (woman screams) 90 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,249 - Well what in the sweet hell have you got going on? 91 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:38,250 - I got robbed. 92 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:39,251 - By who? 93 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:41,253 - Savages, they was big and it was a lot of 'em 94 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:43,222 and I fought 'em off for as long as I could. 95 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:45,257 - Boy, you know the first rule of working the night shift 96 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:48,093 is you can't leave the store unattended, bro. 97 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,228 These people out here are animals 98 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:52,364 and they will kill your mama for a damn egg sandwich. 99 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,099 Now I gotta go back here and see if we got 100 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:56,268 the damn thugs on the videotape. 101 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:57,269 - Video? 102 00:03:57,304 --> 00:04:00,539 (upbeat music) 103 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,275 - Roger, man, let me impeach you on a little wisdom, man. 104 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:04,443 If you wanna be in charge, 105 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,111 you've got to follow the rules, bro. 106 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,447 You gotta be a sheep but not a outside sheep. 107 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:13,051 You wanna be an inside sheep, 'cause outside sheep get ate. 108 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,454 A sheep, remember that at your next job. 109 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,055 - Next job? - Yeah, 'cause I'mma 110 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,557 have to let you go, man, you fired. 111 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,225 And I need that shirt back. 112 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:21,293 - Oh no, no, you can't, yo, you can't take this shirt. 113 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:23,161 I got a meeting at the bank and I need this shirt, 114 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:24,296 I left my shirt at home. 115 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,265 - The shirt is property of Zesto's, 116 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,234 I need that shirt back, man. 117 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:32,137 - Fine man, I'mma do my own thing anyway, keep the shirt. 118 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,472 - Man, what the hell is this? 119 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,007 - Ah, I left that in the pocket. 120 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:35,774 - I guess you had a hell of a night. 121 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:36,942 - No, no, that's mine, dog. 122 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:40,078 - It was in the shirt so I guess it belong to Zesto's now. 123 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,147 That shirt is horrible, undershirt dirty. 124 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,249 How you get ketchup on your nipple? 125 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,150 Bye. 126 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,353 Anybody else wanna get fired? 127 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,088 - [Woman] Not me. 128 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:54,092 ♪ I'mma do my thing coast to coast ♪ 129 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,495 - Good afternoon, I'm Calvin, you Hayes? 130 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,497 My man. - Yeah, I'm Hayes. 131 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,999 - Can I get you anything to make the ride more comfortable? 132 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:05,037 AC, bottle of water, go to the back, get some loud? 133 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,172 - Did you just offer me drugs? 134 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,507 I'm gonna have to take two stars off your rating. 135 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,108 - Wait, for real? 136 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,810 - No, I'm just playing. 137 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,179 ATL is dry as dust. 138 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,514 - Yeah, it is. 139 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,349 - Why do you think I'm in this sketch park right now? 140 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,418 - Let's go to my office. 141 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,157 We are open for business. 142 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:28,060 This is that sky high, Mr. Hayes. 143 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,194 You hit this, you're gonna be staring 144 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,530 at the sky for three hours like this. 145 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:35,067 - On the contrary, that is bunk. 146 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,535 - You just gonna disrespect me like that? 147 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:39,037 - I've seen pocket lint that's better. 148 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,572 - Well go on and smoke your pocket lint, then. 149 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,041 Go on and smoke your pocket lint with your rude ass. 150 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:46,345 'Cause you ain't hurting my hustle. 151 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,213 Just my feelings. 152 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,349 Get out my car, Mr. Hayes. 153 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,185 - Really? 154 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,853 - Nah, I'm just playing. (laughs) 155 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:58,190 You could've bought some weed, though. 156 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,194 - Every time. 157 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:06,231 Hello sir, may I borrow your shirt? 158 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,568 I'll give it right back, dog. 159 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,069 - Roger? 160 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:13,338 Hey, it's Alicia, from high school? 161 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,107 - Yo, yeah. 162 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:19,578 Wow, you look amazing, like Angela Rye amazing, 163 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,279 like Jemele Hill amazing. 164 00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:23,582 - Okay. - You look good. 165 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,117 - I was going for Taylor Rooks, 166 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,519 but I'll give you points for trying. 167 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,687 - Good looking. 168 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,422 - So, how have you been? 169 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,124 What are you doing here? 170 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,593 - Trying to get a loan for my business. 171 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,428 - In that shirt? 172 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,096 That's a raggedy-ass shirt, 173 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:42,134 you look like you did a little army crawl to get here. 174 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,301 - It's a long story. 175 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:44,236 - Yeah? 176 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:48,206 Wish I had time to hear it. (phone vibrates) 177 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,142 This is my boss, I gotta go. 178 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,476 It was good seeing you. 179 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:52,444 I'll see you later. 180 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,613 - Aight, shy business lady. 181 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,586 Where are you, cuz? 182 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,288 We got our meeting at the bank. 183 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,624 - Oh baby, that feels so good. 184 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:08,393 (moaning) - Are you smashing right now? 185 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,496 - No, boy, I'm making mashed potatoes. 186 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,498 - Yo whatever man, just hurry up, dog. 187 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:16,668 - Bitch, I told you to get off the phone. 188 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:19,304 Your stroke ain't even that good. 189 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,354 - So your company name is Too Smack'd? 190 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:40,792 - Yep, it's an app where you deliver snacks to stoners. 191 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,264 - Do you have any collateral? 192 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,668 Something, you know, of value that could guarantee the loan. 193 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,635 - Oh, yeah. 194 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,672 Check these out. 195 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,307 These are good as cash. 196 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,843 I got Waffle House, man, this has like 6.50. 197 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,479 I got a IHOP, I got a Jiffy Lube, 198 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,814 I have like four or five on it. 199 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,583 That's good, right? 200 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,658 Man, I can't never count on you for nothing, never ever. 201 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,360 - Listen, stop pressing me, okay? 202 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,496 I told you I was cooking. 203 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,365 Oh, green eggs and ham. 204 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,537 - Man, shut up, man. 205 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,372 Yo, we missed out on a bank loan 'cause you did. 206 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,874 You really need to tighten up. 207 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,375 - Yes, and just because we cuz, 208 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,543 that doesn't mean I got to help you. 209 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,545 - You stay in my mama basement for free, what you mean? 210 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,347 - You stay in your mama basement. 211 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,581 - It's my mama! 212 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,849 - It's my auntie. 213 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:43,388 (sputters) Yeah, fool. 214 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:46,558 - Ha ha, well, well, well. 215 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,896 Two brokest, mustiest boys I know. 216 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,566 Through here stankin', messing up the community. 217 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:55,700 What's up Calv, you here for the re-up? 218 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,904 - Hell no, I can't even give your dirty ass weed away. 219 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,839 - Whoa. - Count your blessing, 220 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,340 this is the only weed in town. 221 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,909 I had to mix that with oregano. 222 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,744 - Basil and cilantro. 223 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,412 - Talking about my weed, what's wrong with him? 224 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,780 - You got me looking stupid. 225 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,416 - Hey, Big Bang can't make nobody look like nobody. 226 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,585 Big Bang only make Big Bang look like Big Bang. 227 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,719 You got you looking stupid. 228 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,720 You know who I am? 229 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:16,888 You know who grass you on? 230 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,391 You know who almost property this is? 231 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,559 If it wasn't for the city owning it, 232 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,394 you know who would own this? 233 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,762 Big Bang. - Big Bang. 234 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,463 - You know why they call me Big Bang? 235 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:27,699 You know why, do you remember why they call me Bing Bang? 236 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,935 - [Both] 'Cause you the spark that started it all. 237 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,870 - Say it like it's the Pledge of Allegiance. 238 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:32,938 - 'Cause you the spark-- ♪ 'Cause you the spark ♪ 239 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,606 ♪ that start it all ♪ 240 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,441 - Hey, hey, I ain't got no record deals over here. 241 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,610 - Come on, man. - You trying to get signed? 242 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,779 Only thing I sign is death certificates. 243 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,746 You hear what I'm saying? 244 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,748 Everybody know I started it all. 245 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,885 This trap house right here was a regular house, 246 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,721 and then I had them build it into a trap house. 247 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,390 It was nice and I said, why it look so nice out here, 248 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,759 tear it up, break it down. 249 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,429 This trap house is a monument. 250 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,464 - Monument. 251 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,733 - Commemorating washed up drug dealers. 252 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,901 - Washed up? 253 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,636 Heard your bitch ass got fired. 254 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,605 (crowd laughing) 255 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,672 - How you know that? 256 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,574 - I know everything, I knew before you got fired. 257 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,976 You wanna come work for me, I got a grill right here. 258 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,777 I got a grill for him to come work on. 259 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,479 I'mma fire you too. 260 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,914 I'mma let you work half a day, then you outta here. 261 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,782 All these rappers out here, talking they been trapping. 262 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:18,917 They ain't been trapping. 263 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,418 2 Chainz, there wasn't no 2 Chainz. 264 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,820 He had no chains on. 265 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,021 I gave him one chain one day, 266 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,589 next day I seem him again there go another. 267 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,991 He's like, I'm 2 Chainz. 268 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,493 I smoked out with a dude named Mark Zuckerberg. 269 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,028 Smoked him out, he was like, I can't even feel my face. 270 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:30,996 What he do? 271 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,497 Make Facebook after that. 272 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,833 I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce. 273 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,702 I introduced Whitney to Bobby. 274 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,472 (crowd groans) 275 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,942 But it was a time when they needed each other, 276 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,477 and then things-- 277 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,512 - Man, we don't got time for this, man. 278 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,947 - What you got time for? 279 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,584 You wanna work? (laughs) 280 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,520 Hey yo, Roger. - What? 281 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,022 - Remember Alby. 282 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,523 - What you talking about? 283 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,958 - I'll be at your mama house later. 284 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,993 (crowd laughing) 285 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,934 - Aight look, right, check this out. 286 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,070 - Nope, next, mm-mm. 287 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,204 Look at her, cuz. 288 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,773 She built like Big Bird. 289 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,107 - Are you body shaming, bro? 290 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,976 How you gonna be broke and picky? 291 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,078 - Look, let me show you something. 292 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:24,082 Show you how a player I am, I'mma DM her, right. 293 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,888 (Roger laughs) 294 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,723 - She read it, but. 295 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,658 - Man, how she gonna leave me on read, man. 296 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,826 She ain't even that cute anyway. 297 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:39,164 She needs to stop skipping leg day with her little ugly. 298 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,632 (picture crashes) 299 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,167 - [Roger's Mom] Roger, what was that? 300 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,835 - Nothing, Mom. 301 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,970 - [Roger's Mom] Do I have to get out of my chair? 302 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,672 - No, Mama, stay in your chair. 303 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,642 - [Roger's Mom] All right then, I'll stay in my chair. 304 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:51,876 - What is that? 305 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,713 Hey, look at this. 306 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,117 Get back, fool. - Grab that. 307 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,753 - [Roger] All right. 308 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:02,987 - [Calvin] What's that? 309 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,989 - Some kinda weed bible. 310 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,860 Look like instructions for growing 311 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,995 some kinda super weed or something. 312 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,697 - Yeah, that's good, but we need to smoke 313 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,833 the blunt that's on front of it here. 314 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,000 - We don't know what that do. 315 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,002 - Who cares, Roger, don't nobody care. 316 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,004 It's better than the twigs we been smoking. 317 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,706 - That's true. 318 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:22,707 - Race you. 319 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,143 (upbeat music) 320 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,125 What, huh? 321 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,227 - Yo, what is happening? 322 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,096 (both screaming) 323 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,070 - Oh, one, two, three. 324 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,140 (Calvins screaming) 325 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,713 I'm glad that's over with. 326 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,315 (both yelling) 327 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:08,019 (playful electronic music) 328 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,971 - The hell just happened, man? 329 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,842 - I'm freaking out man, we must be back on the west side. 330 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,210 - Somebody's coming, man. 331 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,213 (suspenseful music) 332 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,919 - Oh shit, Roger, I forgot to tell you this. 333 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:45,156 I had a dream last week and this is how we both die. 334 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,894 - Who the hell are you? 335 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,197 - Yeah, identify yourselves right now. 336 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,131 Wait a minute, are we supposed 337 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,233 to have helmets 'cause y'all got helmets? 338 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,102 (coughing) 339 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,938 - No, we just hot boxing. 340 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,073 They look fly, don't they? 341 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,242 - Where are we? 342 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,945 - You just smoked yourself a one-way ticket 343 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,279 to a player's party. 344 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,114 - Players party. 345 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,983 - Who are you? 346 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,952 - It don't matter who I am. - That's right. 347 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,387 - It only matters what I know. - Tell 'em. 348 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,089 - That is the gas. 349 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,961 The loud pack. - That loud pack, ha ha. 350 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,930 (choir vocalizing) 351 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,136 - I ain't never seen nothing like that 352 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,972 in them little projects y'all hang in. 353 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,974 - Never. - This is so beautiful, 354 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,276 I just need a minute, y'all. 355 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,811 - Is this heaven? 356 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,980 - Does this look like heaven to you, fool? 357 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,315 Y'all wouldn't make it in anyway. 358 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,850 - Why are we here? 359 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,252 - Y'all found the Weed Bible, right? 360 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,353 - Right? - Yeah but, 361 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,855 what do we do with it? 362 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,991 - Goodness. - Learn how to grow some weed? 363 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,158 - Duh! 364 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,827 - This book could change human history 365 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,097 and obviously you both been chose. 366 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,165 - Both of you. - I knew I was special, 367 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,100 I knew it. 368 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,437 - Too soon, way too soon. 369 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,139 - Let me learn you little fellas something. 370 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,040 - Learn 'em something. - Marijuana's been 371 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,876 around since B.C. - You know what that is? 372 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,311 - Before crack, sure have. 373 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,447 - It's before Christ, man, before Christ. 374 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,149 - I got the before part right, though. 375 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,884 - Now that **** that y'all call loud, 376 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,119 we have another name for. 377 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,187 It was called sinsemilla. - Sinsemilla. 378 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,123 Give 'em something else. - Acapulcoco. 379 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,991 - Give 'em something else. - Kush. 380 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,894 - Give 'em another. - The purple. 381 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:34,032 And this right here my friend, is the ultimate bud. 382 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,035 - [Whispered Voice] It's gorgeous. 383 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,470 - It smells like angel farts. - Farts of an angel. 384 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,039 - What's it called? 385 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,874 - It's called... 386 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,243 (mystical tinkling) 387 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,911 - I wonder how you spell that. 388 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,847 - You smoke it, you don't spell it, dummy. 389 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,317 - Now this weed right here will give you 390 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:57,188 supernatural ability to fight off evil, dangerous things. 391 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,491 Make sure you protect this bible with your life. 392 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,226 - Your life, you heard him. 393 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,729 - Come on. - Go on, hit 'em one time. 394 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,272 (Calvin and Roger screaming) 395 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,541 - Hell, what year is it? 396 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,675 Who am I? 397 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:22,513 - Bruh, I feel like the universe just twerked on my face. 398 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,215 That weed is evil. 399 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,785 Let's hit it again. 400 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,555 - I feel you, but wait, that's how 401 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,424 we can get our money, cuz, with the weed. 402 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,559 - I'm in. 403 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,260 - Think about it, we try and get loans, 404 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,529 ain't nobody gonna give dudes like us a shot. 405 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,864 - I'm in. 406 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,232 - Ain't no weed in town right now. 407 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,367 - I'm in. 408 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,568 - And if we grow this, we can sell it 409 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,436 and make enough money to start our business. 410 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,372 - Bitch, didn't I tell you I'm in? 411 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,040 And you not listening, I'm in. 412 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,208 I am in, in. 413 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,946 Damn, cuz, I been selling weed, I'm just bad at it. 414 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,581 Look, I'm tired of being broke 415 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,282 and I'm tired of staying in your mama basement. 416 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,284 - [Roger's Mom] What wrong with my basement? 417 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,386 - Ma, stop listening. 418 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,388 - [Roger's Mom] Then stop badmouthing my basement. 419 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,956 - I'm sorry, Auntie. 420 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,791 Girl, you know I love your basement. 421 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,227 I love everything you do for me. 422 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,430 - [Roger's Mom] All right then, Calvin. 423 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,266 - Let's grow. 424 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,938 ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime, woof ♪ 425 00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:23,808 ♪ Trap, with the chickens like Popeye's ♪ 426 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,411 ♪ Money changing colors like tie-dye ♪ 427 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,579 ♪ I'm just tryna get it, I ain't tryna die ♪ 428 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,149 ♪ She got a big ol' onion booty, make the world cry ♪ 429 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,552 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 430 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,820 ♪ Hold them bands down ♪ 431 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,055 ♪ Hold your mans down ♪ 432 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,456 ♪ Who told you come around, who ♪ 433 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,924 ♪ Get that trap sound ♪ 434 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,493 ♪ Designer clothes, fashion shows ♪ 435 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,063 ♪ Trap house made of gold ♪ 436 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,130 ♪ Control the bag now ♪ 437 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,498 ♪ No need to brag now ♪ 438 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,900 ♪ And put the mask down ♪ 439 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,134 ♪ We livin' fast now ♪ 440 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,937 ♪ Finest, finest grows ♪ 441 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,940 ♪ We can go, coast to coast ♪ 442 00:17:55,975 --> 00:18:00,812 ♪ Watchin' me whip up, still be real and famous ♪ 443 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:05,583 ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪ 444 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,119 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 445 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,588 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 446 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,191 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 447 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,993 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 448 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:19,130 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 449 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:24,135 ♪ Keep watchin' me whip up, still be real and famous ♪ 450 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:29,140 ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪ 451 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,876 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 452 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,312 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 453 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,048 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ 454 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,818 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, woof ♪ 455 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,155 - Hell no, man. 456 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,192 - All that work for nothing. 457 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,194 - Waste of damn time, cuz. 458 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,498 (mysterious rumbling) 459 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:56,834 - Hell. 460 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,507 Oh hell naw. (screams) 461 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,210 What goin' on, cuz? 462 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,217 We gon' be rich. 463 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,053 (Roger screams) 464 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,191 (upbeat music) 465 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,594 We'd like another chance to win your business, okay? 466 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,363 Now, we done upgraded our product line. 467 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,064 Roger, show him what we got. 468 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,100 (choir vocalizing) 469 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,068 - Damn, man. - Exactly. 470 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,103 - [Hayes] That's what I'm talking about. 471 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,571 - This ain't just any weed. 472 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,574 We like to think of ourselves as the Apple of weed. 473 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,576 We're about to be in everybody's pocket. 474 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,078 - See this right here, it's all the case. 475 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,280 When you're tryna to turn up-- - Turn up. 476 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,581 - Turn down-- - Turn down. 477 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,216 - Turn your life around. 478 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,617 We ain't trying to pull up. - Pull up. 479 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,085 - Pull out. - Pull out. 480 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,353 - Or maybe pull over. 481 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,354 - Stop! 482 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:54,258 (tires squeal) (metal crunches) 483 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,261 (suspenseful music) 484 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,229 - Oh, damn. 485 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,936 - I think you oh damned a little too early. 486 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,238 Okay, okay, we gotta do this. 487 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:13,110 You gotta record this, 'bout to get this on WorldStar. 488 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,980 Landscape, fool, you gotta catch everything. 489 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,582 Hey man, y'all better watch where y'all going. 490 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,283 - You were at a stop sign. 491 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,385 - Yeah, it was my homeboy fault. 492 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,120 - What, let me tell you something, 493 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,622 you never apologize, okay? 494 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,656 There's three rules of living. 495 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,325 Rule number one, never apologize. 496 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,126 Rule number two, you never give out 497 00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:30,661 your government name, okay? 498 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,330 Rule number three, you never throw out 499 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,298 cups that get free refills. 500 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,266 - [Roger] What? 501 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,735 - I'm gonna snap you in half, you little punk. 502 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,771 My boss is gonna be really, really upset about this. 503 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,440 - Nobody give a damn about your boss. 504 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,742 Your boss can kiss my ass. 505 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:50,448 Is that Lil Baby? 506 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,749 - That's Lil Baby. 507 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,284 - What the hell going on man, 508 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,187 y'all see this big ass boat in front of y'all, man? 509 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,155 - Wait, wait, wait. 510 00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,992 What if I offered you a truce? 511 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,793 - A truce, man, I don't need to do truces. 512 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,263 - Nah, we made it man, it's good ****. 513 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,665 - I'll tell you if it good **** or not, lemme see. 514 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,133 - What, what are you doing? 515 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,168 Gonna get your ass kicked. 516 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,403 - Shut up, look. 517 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,008 You see, look again. 518 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:20,745 All right. 519 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:25,182 - Hey man, I ain't gonna lie man, that's some good ****. 520 00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:26,250 - I told you. 521 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,687 - Good ****, that **** strong or what. 522 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,055 What the hell we doing right here, anyway. 523 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:34,158 - Y'all hit us, Lil Baby, you wail-wail-wailed the ****. 524 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,059 He wailed it. 525 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,360 - Um, we hit your car 526 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,728 on accident. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, 527 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,297 y'all talking about this right here? 528 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,264 - Accident. 529 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,335 - Man, I ain't even trippin', don't even worry about it, man. 530 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,569 - For real? 531 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:48,372 - Yeah, it'd be a shame to be upset on such a beautiful day. 532 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,208 - We gonna get some fries, let's ride. 533 00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:53,210 - Well, I'll be damned. 534 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,682 - I told you. 535 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,751 - Yo, why you still recording? 536 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:01,752 Don't nobody wanna see no video 537 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,220 of some guys becoming friends. 538 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:04,722 - Man, you don't get it, do you? 539 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:05,823 We supposed to fight those dudes 540 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,391 but the weed made us get along. 541 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,193 - That was incredible. 542 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,729 I mean, I've never seen weed do that. 543 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,230 This stuff has superpowers. 544 00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:14,165 - Exactly. 545 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,067 - You know what? 546 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,735 We about to own this town. 547 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,738 Everybody finna be a superhero. 548 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,273 Let's go! 549 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,443 ♪ Nobody got it like we got it, who you foolin' ♪ 550 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,546 - [Calvin] My car won't start, goddammit. 551 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:31,749 ♪ Business is booming and everyone want a Porsche ♪ 552 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,752 ♪ Now I can't find my wallet, no more contortion ♪ 553 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,888 ♪ Can't tell me nothing, I been making a fortune ♪ 554 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:38,889 - Lou, how can I help you? 555 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:43,761 - I mean, I wanna enjoy my job, but I hate kids. 556 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,397 - Got the perfect thing for you. 557 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,866 (Lou laughs) 558 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:55,139 ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪ 559 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,142 ♪ We don't be losing, what y'all be doing ♪ 560 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,312 ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪ 561 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:04,248 ♪ Nobody sleeping on the job, got me snoozin' ♪ 562 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,751 - Come on, for real? - Come on. 563 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,754 - Yo, what's up OG? 564 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,455 - All the goddamn people on the spot, 565 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,824 all up in my goddamn smoke box on my grill, man, 566 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,493 goddamn running crazy, boy. 567 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,694 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 568 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,897 - I don't know what he said, just show him the weed, man. 569 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,900 (choir vocalizing) 570 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,940 ♪ Hope you ready for the boom now ♪ 571 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,409 ♪ All of my partners is busy ♪ 572 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:34,245 (crowd cheering) 573 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:39,450 - [Calvin] Roger, we are turning the block up, baby. 574 00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:41,786 Told you it was gonna work. 575 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:48,826 ♪ We 'bout to get some money ♪ 576 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,496 ♪ Hands in the bag like I'm holding both jokes ♪ 577 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,831 ♪ Business is booming ♪ 578 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,366 - No one talks to me. 579 00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:56,634 I think it's because I'm the only white kid 580 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:59,437 at a historically black college. 581 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:04,275 - Nah, you just lame as hell. 582 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,943 You gotta loosen up, brother. 583 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:07,378 - I just want people to see the chill, 584 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:10,314 charismatic me, not this anxious mess. 585 00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:11,949 - You so anxious but this the weed 586 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,951 that's gonna calm you down. 587 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,687 ♪ Nobody got it like we got it, who you fooling ♪ 588 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:19,523 ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪ 589 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:23,961 ♪ We don't be losing, what y'all be doing ♪ 590 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:28,399 - [Calvin] Over here, this is where rich people live. 591 00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:29,967 - [Woman] Who the hell gave him the key. 592 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,635 - Now Quenton, you know I have to know 593 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:34,472 how dreadful was that outfit she had on? 594 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:37,007 - Honey, it was ugly and it was an outfit. 595 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,309 - What did you say to Portia? 596 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:39,543 - None of your damn business. 597 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:40,878 - What you mean, none of my business? 598 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,313 - What I said. 599 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,547 Ladies. 600 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,984 - Uh-uh, he's messy. - He's acting real funny. 601 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,689 - Man, when I tell you these bitches are wearing me out. 602 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,324 - We got what you need. 603 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,426 Take a whiff of that. 604 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:58,562 - Ooh, I'mma try, let you know how this work out. 605 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:01,432 I'mma go live my best life with this. 606 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:02,900 - Yeah. 607 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:04,902 ♪ Blood, sweat, and tears running dry, need a donor ♪ 608 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:07,905 ♪ Hands in the bag like I'm holding both joke ♪ 609 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,507 ♪ Business is booming ♪ 610 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:10,674 - I don't give a damn who-- 611 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,343 (coughing drowns out voice) 612 00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:13,344 - [Woman] Get on over here, Quenton. 613 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:17,248 - Get in here. - Get your ass over here, boy. 614 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,353 - Open me up, cuz. 615 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,054 - How much we got? 616 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,923 - About this much. - Aight. 617 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,057 - I mean, this town so dry, 618 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,592 we're finna be making all the money. 619 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,028 I'm talking baby wipes instead of toilet tissue money. 620 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,930 I'm talking brand new car money. 621 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:35,432 I'm talking getting yourself out your mama basement money. 622 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:37,601 - [Roger's Mom] What's wrong with my basement? 623 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:38,602 - Damn, she got some good ears. 624 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,739 - 'Cause you're so damn loud, man, come on, man. 625 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,375 - You know I love your basement, Auntie. 626 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:47,945 ♪ We been getting all the money ♪ 627 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,614 ♪ All the money ♪ 628 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:52,516 Oh damn. 629 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,420 - Aw damn, our super weed is gone. 630 00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,458 They got the bible too, cuz. 631 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:06,931 - Damn. 632 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,666 ere's our ****? 633 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:09,800 - Boy you better slow down, 634 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:10,968 run up on my side house like that. 635 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:11,936 You wanna come around the front, 636 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,170 you wanna address me properly. 637 00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,838 Come up talking their broken knees, 638 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,006 act like they having a Cracker Jack or something. 639 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,075 - Did you see somebody go in my house? 640 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,176 - Did I see somebody what? 641 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:20,811 Do I look like the house watcher, 642 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:24,081 or Big Bang the watchdog? (imitates dog barking) 643 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,182 No, I watch no goddamn house. 644 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:26,917 I've just been sitting with Co-Sign 645 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:29,253 and these beautiful ladies, and this dude I don't know, 646 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:32,189 looking at that cloud up there shaped like the booty. 647 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,691 It's amazing. 648 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:35,092 - Ain't nobody worry about that, man. 649 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,261 Somebody went in my house and stole our whole stash. 650 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,163 - See, that's what happens. 651 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,831 Look at you, just decide you wanna 652 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,866 sell weed and start selling weed. 653 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,802 Can't just do that, you can't just sit down 654 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:47,304 at the dinner table and start eating without praying, boy. 655 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,540 You probably got ghetto taxed. 656 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:51,875 Probably, that ghetto tax real. 657 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,110 - You took it? 658 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,812 - Did I say I knew anything about it? 659 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:57,114 I'm just saying, maybe things like this wouldn't happen 660 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,783 if you showed Big Bang some respect. 661 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,986 - Respect, respect, here you go talking about respect. 662 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,120 - Yeah, like Aretha. - Bro, that's all you 663 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,221 ever talk about. 664 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,723 Yo, we don't owe you nothing, bro, 665 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:06,223 this man act like he invented selling weed. 666 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:07,858 - I'm telling you. 667 00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:09,059 - Ain't nobody else invent selling weed but me. 668 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:12,029 I been trapping since before trapping was trapping, aight? 669 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,197 That's what I do. 670 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:14,999 You ever heard of Selma? 671 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,166 - Yeah, I heard of Selma. 672 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:17,334 - Yeah, that's why they call it Selma. 673 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:18,869 I used to sell my weed down there. 674 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,170 (crowd laughing) 675 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,172 They was marching for that, 676 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:23,874 and other things important in the black community, 677 00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:25,209 but we was part of it. 678 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,177 - Yo man, we get it, you old as hell, bro, 679 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:28,812 but where's our weed at? 680 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:31,882 - Who you calling old, you seen my outfit? 681 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,017 Boy, I'm fresher than zest. 682 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,319 Boy, I'm so fresh, people don't say, take a shower. 683 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,054 They say, take a Big Bang. 684 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,355 Lemme tell you what y'all should do. 685 00:27:38,391 --> 00:27:40,190 If I was y'all, which I never y'all, 686 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:41,358 'cause I don't wanna be standing there 687 00:27:41,394 --> 00:27:43,027 looking up at Big Bang like, please, 688 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,195 Big Bang, help us, who stole our weed? 689 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:48,232 If I was y'all, this is what I'd do. 690 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,901 Search around, you're looking in the wrong place right here. 691 00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:52,903 Go down there, ask the Asian people down there. 692 00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,038 You ain't asked them? 693 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,239 The white people over there, 694 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,041 being got all their windows blacked out. 695 00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:58,142 - We didn't check the white people. 696 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,910 - You ain't even see, they go in and out the house. 697 00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:01,211 They could be in there murdering people. 698 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,913 I'm not saying that they stole anything, 699 00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,381 'cause that would be racist. 700 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,350 I'm just saying, check the, 701 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,385 what you do is check the high school. 702 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:11,255 Oh, them high boys down there, they got no respect. 703 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,190 All they looking for is somebody to get. 704 00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,291 They got the face all day. 705 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:16,627 Maybe they got your ****. 706 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:17,928 - Is that a booty cloud? 707 00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:20,130 - No, look more to the left. 708 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,900 - [Both] Damn, booty cloud. 709 00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:26,270 - [Big Bang] That's the booty cloud, woo! 710 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:29,339 (school bell rings) 711 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:32,943 - Yo man, why you wearing that stupid-ass hat? 712 00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:34,278 - What's wrong with it? 713 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,213 I used to wear it back in the day. 714 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:39,116 You gotta understand, cuz, we gotta blend in. 715 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:40,984 Come on now, gotta trust me. 716 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,086 - Come on, man. 717 00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:43,987 - Come on, twizzler head. 718 00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:45,089 - [Announcer] Students, please report 719 00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:48,625 to the buses for the Verdant Biokinetic field trip. 720 00:28:48,661 --> 00:28:49,960 - Aight, now check this out. 721 00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:52,062 We looking for kids with clean kicks, 722 00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:53,964 'cause that mean they stole our stash. 723 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:55,999 - Bet you they did, I bet you they did. 724 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,969 Oh snap, it's McMullen. - Yup, McMullen. 725 00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:01,905 - Oh, I did not know he was still the principal here. 726 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,007 - He is. - He can't see me. 727 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:05,109 Can't see me. 728 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:09,113 You know he's still mad at me. 729 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,848 - You know why. 730 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,282 - Bro, it was a senior prank. 731 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,985 - Man, you smashed his wife. 732 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,987 - On his desk. 733 00:29:17,022 --> 00:29:18,922 - [Both] While the PA was on. 734 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,157 (moaning) 735 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:23,293 - Oh, I'mma be on the honor roll now. 736 00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:26,163 - What the! 737 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:30,434 - Can I get, a swirl. 738 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,670 It's a souvenir. - I hate that hat. 739 00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:37,007 - Listen, the kid has gotta wear pants, 740 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,042 that's not up for debate. 741 00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:41,979 (dramatic music) 742 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:52,456 Coochie king. 743 00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:56,660 Oh, it's on. 744 00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:06,036 - Hey man, why is it so quiet? 745 00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:09,740 - Like, don't nobody wanna skip class, man. 746 00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:11,175 Yo, Wesley Snipes. 747 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:16,180 - [Roger] Oh my god. 748 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:19,016 - Damn, what happened, skirt? - Poor kid. 749 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,984 Oh my god, what your face? 750 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,020 - Goddamn, these kids. 751 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,188 Oh. 752 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,429 Come on, man, we're about to get robbed. 753 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:35,365 You don't wanna rob us, we broke. 754 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,367 - Would you mind taking our picture, sir? 755 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,335 - Huh? - We just got a A 756 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,104 on a science project and we wanna text our mom. 757 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,339 - Take a picture? 758 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,007 - [Roger] They kids, man. 759 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,075 - Don't you ever reach for your damn jacket like that, 760 00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:46,543 put your phone in your pocket. 761 00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:49,746 I almost knocked y'all the **** out. 762 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:01,458 - Sir. - Yep. 763 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,026 - He called me sir. 764 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,495 - It's the braids, I done told you. 765 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:07,531 You smell that? 766 00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,368 - Right here, right here. 767 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:13,103 Pot, we're going in that door 768 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:14,371 and we gonna get them punks, come on. 769 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,216 - Yo, Mr. Crandall. 770 00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:27,784 - Oh, Jesus. 771 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,953 - Can we get high? 772 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,121 - You guys scared the piss outta me. 773 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:32,789 Why are you not on the field trip? 774 00:31:32,825 --> 00:31:33,957 - Boy, that boy high as hell. 775 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:34,992 You don't remember me? 776 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:37,227 It's Calvin. - Roger. 777 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,863 - Hold up, lemme do my move. 778 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:42,799 - Calvin, yes I remember you. 779 00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:45,102 - What's up! - You graduated? 780 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,503 - I mean, you know, I walked across the stage. 781 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:48,238 - You walked, yeah for sure. - I was there, you know. 782 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:49,940 - So what's up? 783 00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:54,177 - We got a little neighborhood business that, you know, 784 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:56,580 me and my cousin have started up, right, you know, 785 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,181 'cause we trying to change our life around, 786 00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:00,317 'cause I graduated, right? 787 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:04,087 Some of our business supplies have been misplaced 788 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:07,124 and it was brought to our attention 789 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:10,160 that some of the people who might have misplaced them, 790 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:11,828 they probably go to this school, 791 00:32:11,864 --> 00:32:14,264 so we just wanted to say hey, you know, speak to 'em. 792 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,832 - So you guys are dealers? 793 00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:16,934 Somebody copped your product. 794 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:20,037 - The whole stash, man, they took the whole thing. 795 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,838 And this smells rather familiar. 796 00:32:21,874 --> 00:32:23,874 We was wondering if you could help us 797 00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:25,375 find out where you got it, 'cause you know, 798 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,844 it's kinda hard to come by now, you know? 799 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,812 - You're telling me. 800 00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:31,381 Dealers all over town are completely sold out. 801 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,116 It's like somebody's buying in bulk. 802 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,986 Open a friggin' chronic Costco. 803 00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:39,823 Found this canister earlier in the cafeteria. 804 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,092 I haven't seen it before, 805 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:45,062 but let me tell you, it is dank as fudge. 806 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:46,196 - I smelled it. 807 00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:47,130 - What he say? 808 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,565 - I don't know. 809 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,168 - This smell like angel farts, this is our stuff. 810 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:54,304 - Looks like Russians, talk to Ivanov. 811 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:57,908 They're in the Magic Kitty, strip club downtown. 812 00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,042 - Russians steal everything. 813 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:02,379 They done stole our election and done stolen our weed. 814 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:06,016 - [McMullen] Calvin, I know you're in the building. 815 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:07,317 I found your hat. 816 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:12,656 If I find you, my friend, you're going down hard. 817 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,093 - Told you not to wear that stupid hat, man. 818 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:18,695 - It's my favorite hat, cuz. 819 00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:21,231 - Sounds like you guys need this more than I do. 820 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:24,201 - I do, 'cause I'm going down. (knocking) 821 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,902 - You homewrecker! 822 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:28,905 - Here you go. 823 00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:31,641 (energetic music) 824 00:33:34,947 --> 00:33:37,914 - Come on, man, grab me some. 825 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:40,717 (Calvin and Roger muttering) 826 00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:41,985 The gym, gym. 827 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:52,362 - Dang. 828 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:59,436 - I told you if you ever 829 00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:02,272 stepped foot in this school again 830 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,411 I'd beat you senseless. 831 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,716 - How's our wife? 832 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:27,264 - That super weed made you fly, cuz. (laughs) 833 00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:32,436 Dunked on your ass. (laughs) 834 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:37,274 Uh-oh, what's going on? (yells) 835 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:39,142 - Come on, man. - What happened? 836 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:41,278 What happened to my power? 837 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,322 - [McMullen] Out of the way, move, move, move. 838 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:53,256 Calvin! 839 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:55,058 Damn it. 840 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,162 - [Roger] That was crazy. 841 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,731 That weed got us high for real. 842 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:08,972 You always got me doing 843 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:10,006 - Can't believe we alive, cuz. 844 00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:11,374 - Man, get your ass up, man. 845 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:14,344 - Time to go to the strip club. 846 00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:17,881 Man, can't believe I lost my hat again. 847 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:19,850 - Perfect. 848 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:22,853 - Alicia? 849 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,087 Yo. 850 00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:25,388 - Roger? 851 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,090 - What's up? 852 00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:28,158 - Hey. 853 00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:29,059 - Ha, ha. 854 00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:32,329 - This is my-- 855 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,497 - Sorry, I got bugs in my mouth. 856 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:37,033 My name's Calvin. - Cousin Calvin. 857 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:39,369 Anyways, this is where you work? 858 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:40,370 - Yeah. 859 00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:41,371 - It's dope. 860 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:45,242 - So are you guys with the kids? 861 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:50,881 - We um, volunteer chaperone at the school sometimes. 862 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:56,186 - Uh, people left their kids with you guys? 863 00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:57,087 - Yeah. 864 00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,256 - What about that? 865 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,257 - I'm just playing. 866 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:02,092 All right, you guys are gonna get the full tour, 867 00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:05,428 and don't fall asleep like you used to in class. 868 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,430 All right guys, my name's Alicia Harmon 869 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:09,432 and this is Verdant Biokinetics, 870 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:12,102 so let's start with my favorite part of the tour, 871 00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:17,107 employee lounge where there's free soda and snacks, come on. 872 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,075 - What is you doing? 873 00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:20,944 We ain't got no time for no full tour. 874 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,546 We ain't got time for no drinks, Roger. 875 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,315 You forgot, we go to strip club, the Russian? 876 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,250 - Yo, the booty club gonna be there. 877 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,418 You see that lady up there? 878 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:30,287 Yo, just let me finesse this real quick 879 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:31,488 and it's gonna be all good. 880 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,991 Plus, she said there's free soda, so we all Gucci be good. 881 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:37,327 - Don't nobody give a damn about no drinks, Roger. 882 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:38,995 You know what, they better have liters in there 883 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,263 'cause you sound thirsty as hell. 884 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,232 - [Roger] Man, shut up. 885 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:46,002 - Founded in 2013, Verdant Biokinetics 886 00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,438 makes everything from rocket biofuel 887 00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:50,440 to nutrient-dense baby formula. 888 00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:51,942 - Well, I hope they don't mix up 889 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:53,510 the baby formula and the rocket fuel. 890 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,345 Babies gonna be blowing up all over town. 891 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,014 (Calvin imitates explosion) (Calvin imitates baby crying) 892 00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,950 - We're working to improve the mind, 893 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:01,318 the body, and the world. 894 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:02,986 - [Ana] Hello. 895 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:05,956 - Oh, and look, there's our CEO, Miss Ana Cheever. 896 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,958 - Hey, everyone, sorry to interrupt. 897 00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:09,492 I just want to say how happy I am 898 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:11,461 that you're all here today to be part 899 00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:14,464 of our inner city youth outreach program. 900 00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:19,102 Alicia is helping us to be a fully woke corporation. 901 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,972 - [Both] Woke? 902 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:25,175 - You're all so brave and so beautiful. 903 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:29,512 You have such bright, bright futures ahead of you. 904 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:33,049 And just remember, don't do drugs. 905 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:36,152 Unless, of course, they're one of ours. (giggles) 906 00:37:36,188 --> 00:37:38,188 I'm kidding, I am kidding. 907 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:40,390 - Thank you for that, Miss Cheever. 908 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:41,491 Let's give it up for her. 909 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,193 - This lady is wack. 910 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:45,195 I'm finna go find me a place to smoke, I'm out. 911 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,030 - Why don't we head into our VR room, 912 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,164 where you guys can fly with bees 913 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,500 through real honeycombs, yeah? 914 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:55,505 - [System] Access granted. 915 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,188 - You figure it out? 916 00:38:12,224 --> 00:38:15,225 - Oh yeah, you know, I'm math as hell. 917 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:18,028 (Alicia laughs) 918 00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:21,231 Yo, so, what happened to the tour? 919 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:23,400 - I left them in the auditorium with a science movie, 920 00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:24,601 so you know, they're probably 921 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,337 all diddling each other by now. 922 00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:29,039 - I like science movies. 923 00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:31,074 - I bet you do. 924 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,275 - What's up with your boss like, 925 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:36,079 crying about the inner city kids, dressing like Erykah Badu. 926 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,547 Is she like, serious? 927 00:38:37,582 --> 00:38:39,416 - Yeah, she means well, 928 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:42,052 but she can just be a real line-crosser. 929 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:45,055 That woman stresses me out. 930 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:49,192 - Word, yo, when I get like that, yo, I get high. 931 00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:53,396 Yo, I actually got some, if you wanna smoke? 932 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:55,398 - I stopped smoking in college. 933 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,366 - For real? 934 00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:58,268 Like, you never smoke? 935 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,370 - I guess, I don't know, 936 00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,572 I just started focusing on my career. 937 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:04,140 - I feel that, I'm all about my paper too, 938 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:07,544 but yo, I gotta smoke, like I gotsta stay high. 939 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:11,114 - Well, you're cute, so you can do that. 940 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:14,551 (phone vibrates) 941 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:17,587 See, this is what I'm talking about, the CEO needs me. 942 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:20,557 - I'll be here if you change your mind. 943 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,459 - Shouldn't you be with the kids? 944 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:23,593 - Kids, kids. 945 00:39:25,297 --> 00:39:27,230 - Roger, it's this way. 946 00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:31,267 - I knew that. - Uh-huh. 947 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,636 - Nobody in here. 948 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,272 Time to smoke my blunt. 949 00:39:36,308 --> 00:39:38,274 Ooh, that too hard. 950 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:40,477 Nobody. 951 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,680 (woman screaming) 952 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:47,417 - Help me, help me. - Want me to help you? 953 00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:49,552 Let me take your picture. 954 00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:59,763 - Now, come on here. - Why you so strong? 955 00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:01,564 Get off, I can walk. 956 00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:05,168 - [Roger] Yo, what's going on? 957 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:06,336 - Ain't none of your business, sir. 958 00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:07,771 - It is my business, he's with me. 959 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:09,773 - Well then you need to come with me, too. 960 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,174 Come on, now. - You snitch. 961 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:13,276 You're stupid. - Come on, man, damn. 962 00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:15,211 - Fye is causing some side effects. 963 00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:16,646 - This is very, very bad. 964 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:19,215 These results are horrendous. 965 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:21,718 - Well, should we delay the launch? 966 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,687 - No, absolutely not, our stock price would plummet. 967 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:25,822 - Ow. - Try it, man. 968 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,624 - [Guard] Sorry to interrupt. 969 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,225 - What is it? 970 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:30,460 - I found these two wandering around the halls 971 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:33,229 and this gentleman was in a restricted area. 972 00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:34,130 - Who you calling a gentleman? 973 00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:38,368 I am not not gentleman, I am a grown man. 974 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:39,836 - What's going on? 975 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:42,305 - These two claim to be with the high school 976 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:45,542 but none of the other chaperones has ever heard of 'em. 977 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,710 They say they're with you? 978 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,312 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 979 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:52,715 Yep, I'm taking them to lunch today. 980 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,484 They're actually community leaders. 981 00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:57,854 - Oh, community leaders, wonderful. 982 00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,489 - Calvin, Roger. 983 00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:03,326 - Yeah, it's Officer Community Leader Calvin at that. 984 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:04,727 And Obama was a community leader. 985 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:05,728 - I miss Obama. 986 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:07,363 - He was a deacon at his church. 987 00:41:07,399 --> 00:41:08,331 - We're gonna go. 988 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,499 - Take them to Chez Jane, 989 00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:10,600 it's the best soul food in Atlanta. 990 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:11,768 It's on us. 991 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,703 - He only liked brown M&M's, did you know. 992 00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:16,239 - Thank you so much, love you brothers. 993 00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,209 know what I'm saying, giving us a ride 994 00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:21,044 back to the whip and all that. 995 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:22,412 - Are you kidding me, you just gave me 996 00:41:22,447 --> 00:41:24,881 an excuse to get out of the office. 997 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,049 Let's go get that lunch I just lied about. 998 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:28,985 - Uh-uh, we ain't got time, ma'am. 999 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,854 We're kinda in a rush. 1000 00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:34,090 Have you ever eaten at Magic Kitty? 1001 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:35,225 - Yo, he's kidding. 1002 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,827 We should go to Zaxby's or something. 1003 00:41:37,863 --> 00:41:40,730 - Well if you want the best wings, you go to Magic Kitty. 1004 00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:42,398 Let's go see some booty. 1005 00:41:42,434 --> 00:41:44,234 - Okay but look, there's a reason we gotta go, okay? 1006 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:46,769 - We gotta go see some Russian gangsters, okay? 1007 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:49,873 They stole our weed and we ain't really got a plan. 1008 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,774 And you can die. 1009 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:53,076 - Okay, well as long as I'm not eating 1010 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:54,544 a boring-ass salad bowl at the mall, 1011 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:57,981 I'm down for whatever, Calvin, let's go. 1012 00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:03,419 - You said you want a ride or die. 1013 00:42:03,455 --> 00:42:06,923 So that's what we're into, people that just wanna die? 1014 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,092 ♪ If you a bad chick, let me hear you say, yeah ♪ 1015 00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:11,094 ♪ Little booty, big booty don't care ♪ 1016 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:13,263 ♪ You got your own car or your own crib ♪ 1017 00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:15,431 ♪ You said he calling but you leave him on read ♪ 1018 00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:17,967 ♪ Just sway wit it, sway wit it ♪ 1019 00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:20,136 ♪ Kinda geeked up, sway wit it ♪ 1020 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:22,438 ♪ You see him looking, sway wit it ♪ 1021 00:42:22,474 --> 00:42:24,240 ♪ Sway wit it, sway wit it ♪ 1022 00:42:24,276 --> 00:42:27,277 ♪ Met a dude named Wes, said he checking for the best ♪ 1023 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:29,479 - Sup baby, you wanna dance? 1024 00:42:29,514 --> 00:42:33,550 - No, I don't really want no dance right now, maybe later. 1025 00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:35,818 But I know what you can help me with, though. 1026 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,288 You know where I can find Ivanov? 1027 00:42:38,323 --> 00:42:40,056 - Sorry, I'm working. 1028 00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:43,259 - You working, oh but you can't find Ivanov? 1029 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:44,961 - Hey. - Hey. 1030 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:48,498 - I know what you're looking for. 1031 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:50,500 - Where the hell my weed at? 1032 00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:52,268 - I got no need for your weed, 1033 00:42:52,304 --> 00:42:54,170 'cause I got so much money it's funny. 1034 00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:55,238 I got money. 1035 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:01,578 (mumbles) Popcorn playa. 1036 00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:03,146 - Nigga just made it rain on me. 1037 00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:04,314 - These wings are so good. 1038 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:08,618 - These breasts and thighs are good, too. 1039 00:43:08,653 --> 00:43:09,953 - Woo, go girl. 1040 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,828 - Now that ain't courtship right there. 1041 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:19,996 I hit the hundreds, cuz. 1042 00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:21,197 - Hey, buddy. - Uh-uh, I told you 1043 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:22,999 I ain't want no dance. 1044 00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:25,001 - I heard you're looking for Ivanov. 1045 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,637 - Yes, and tell him when you see him 1046 00:43:27,672 --> 00:43:31,107 I need to talk to him, the boss is here. (barks) 1047 00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:33,176 - He is not a he. 1048 00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:36,045 - [Calvin] What you talkin' 'bout, blondie? 1049 00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:38,314 - I am Ivanov, Irena Ivanov. 1050 00:43:39,551 --> 00:43:40,316 Let's go. 1051 00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:44,187 - Y'all heard the Terminator, 1052 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:45,855 we gotta get the hell up outta here. 1053 00:43:45,890 --> 00:43:48,992 Let's go see what she's talking about. 1054 00:43:50,562 --> 00:43:52,328 - Okay, let's hear it. 1055 00:43:52,364 --> 00:43:55,565 Why are you coming in here and disrespecting my business? 1056 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,001 - No, what's disrespectful is you're stealing our weed 1057 00:43:58,036 --> 00:43:59,569 and passing it off like it's your own. 1058 00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:02,238 - Calm down, Calvin. - No, ain't no calm down, cuz. 1059 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,540 I'mma calm down when y'all give us our weed back. 1060 00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:06,142 - We don't steal weed. 1061 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:08,011 You are wasting my time. 1062 00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,178 Bogdan, get rid of them. 1063 00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:11,214 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not here to cause any trouble. 1064 00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:14,183 - No, Alicia, ain't nobody scared of Thievin' Seagal. 1065 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:16,219 You hear me, I'm about to go left and right like a-- 1066 00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:19,222 (Calvin sputters) 1067 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,890 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1068 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:22,992 What if I offered you guys a truce? 1069 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:25,361 Y'all like smoking weed, right? 1070 00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:31,367 (choir vocalizes) 1071 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:41,044 (all laughing) 1072 00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:45,882 - Okay. 1073 00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:48,384 - Okay, okay. 1074 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,153 Now we do business. 1075 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:11,307 Hey, this is my design. 1076 00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:13,209 - Your design? 1077 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:16,079 - This college kid, he come into my tattoo shop. 1078 00:45:16,114 --> 00:45:18,047 He say, "I want cool Russian tattoo." 1079 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:21,284 But **** this guy, so I designed weak dick. 1080 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:24,220 He must like, he put on weed jar. 1081 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:26,222 - And what's the name of this kid? 1082 00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:28,291 - I don't know, but he have 1083 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:31,427 red-black sweatshirt with pussy on it. 1084 00:45:31,463 --> 00:45:32,662 Pussy cat. 1085 00:45:32,697 --> 00:45:35,665 - South Atlanta College, right, yeah. 1086 00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:37,433 - I think we're going to school after all. 1087 00:45:37,469 --> 00:45:39,135 - You're not going anywhere. 1088 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:40,636 - Okay. - Oh. 1089 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:43,639 - What's going on here? 1090 00:45:43,675 --> 00:45:48,411 - We give you good information, now you give me something. 1091 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:49,412 I want her. 1092 00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:51,748 - Me? 1093 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:55,251 - You are classy hot, not like other girls. 1094 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:56,786 I want to see you dance. 1095 00:45:56,821 --> 00:45:59,789 - [Bogdan] I would like to see her, too. 1096 00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:02,291 - [Irena] You work for me now. 1097 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:07,130 - We need a plan. 1098 00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:09,165 We gotta get up outta here, y'all. 1099 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,467 - [Alicia] Calm down, I got this. 1100 00:46:11,503 --> 00:46:14,737 (upbeat dance music) 1101 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,347 - Your girl done did this before, yes she have. 1102 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:25,448 - Man, shut up, dog. 1103 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,283 - [Woman] Go Alicia! 1104 00:46:32,056 --> 00:46:34,223 - [Bogdan] Irena, Irena! 1105 00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:35,291 - Damn. 1106 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:36,459 - Run! 1107 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:40,363 - You crazy, the hell rose you? 1108 00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:45,268 (gangsters speaking in foreign language) 1109 00:46:47,539 --> 00:46:49,806 Come on, y'all. - Let's go. 1110 00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:53,242 - What is you doing? - Come on! 1111 00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:54,510 - [Calvin] Let's go! 1112 00:46:54,546 --> 00:46:57,346 (door rattling) 1113 00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:01,184 Girl, what was you doing in there? 1114 00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:03,085 - [Alicia] You said we needed a plan! 1115 00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:07,390 - [Roger] We didn't say kick the Russian in the head. 1116 00:47:20,572 --> 00:47:23,206 (upbeat music) 1117 00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:35,051 - [Calvin] Ooh, damn, girl. 1118 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:37,854 - Yo, I just feel like, we've been such 1119 00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:39,755 a bad influence on you, you know what I'm saying? 1120 00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:41,357 Like, if you need to get back to work 1121 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:42,792 or whatever you were doing, 1122 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,927 me and my cousin, really, we got it from here. 1123 00:47:44,963 --> 00:47:48,264 - I can't go, I literally can't go back to work today. 1124 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,966 I'm high as hell. 1125 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:52,768 - Which one of these students do you think smoke weed? 1126 00:47:52,804 --> 00:47:53,936 - All these kids smoke weed, 1127 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:56,372 you're gonna have to talk to them. 1128 00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:59,375 Just gotta know what to say, watch. 1129 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:04,046 Football players, which one of y'all got that weak dick? 1130 00:48:05,817 --> 00:48:06,916 Damn. 1131 00:48:06,951 --> 00:48:08,351 I didn't name it. 1132 00:48:11,823 --> 00:48:13,256 I didn't name it! 1133 00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:17,927 - All right, it can't be that hard to find a kid 1134 00:48:17,962 --> 00:48:21,397 who smokes weed on a college campus. 1135 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:24,066 - I think I know somebody. 1136 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:26,002 - Uh-uh, follow my cuz. 1137 00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:29,739 (camera shutter clicking) 1138 00:48:30,842 --> 00:48:34,977 - Well, well, well, if it ain't Robbin' and Stealin'. 1139 00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:37,747 - Nah, it's Meegan and Steffi. 1140 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:41,918 - Oh, hey, Zesto's, 1141 00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:43,419 what's up? - Oh. 1142 00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:45,421 - Sorry about what happened the other night. 1143 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:46,989 - [Meegan] Hey, didn't you get our apology joint? 1144 00:48:47,025 --> 00:48:49,959 - Yeah, I got it, and I got fired. 1145 00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:52,695 But it don't even matter right now, 1146 00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:55,798 y'all need to tell me right now, who sells this weed? 1147 00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:56,799 - Right now. 1148 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:01,003 - We don't smoke weed. 1149 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:02,338 - Are you serious? 1150 00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:03,839 You're gonna tell me that right now? 1151 00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:05,374 With a straight face, after we just smoked a pound 1152 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:08,978 in the back of your Benz the other night? 1153 00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:12,348 It was, they made me do it, it was weird. 1154 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:13,683 - Boy you ain't got to explain yourself, 1155 00:49:13,718 --> 00:49:14,850 stop acting like that. 1156 00:49:14,886 --> 00:49:16,352 - I know, I just-- - He smoke weed. 1157 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:19,355 Listen here, chocolate, vanilla, stop playing. 1158 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,323 Where's our weed? 1159 00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:22,725 'Cause if you don't tell us where our weed at, 1160 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,127 Alicia here gonna kick y'all ass, ain't that right? 1161 00:49:25,163 --> 00:49:26,862 - Mm-hmm, yup, yup. 1162 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,366 You don't wanna, ha. 1163 00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:32,335 Don't test me, I already drop-kicked 1164 00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:36,505 one little goofy bird today, just like that. 1165 00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:37,873 - She don't look crazy. 1166 00:49:37,909 --> 00:49:40,009 - Yeah, you ain't scaring nobody. 1167 00:49:40,044 --> 00:49:43,412 Those pants are from J.Crew, I wore them to a bar mitzvah. 1168 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:45,514 - Oh, okay, all right. 1169 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:47,149 - Uh-oh. - Oh. 1170 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,921 - Look here. - Okay, okay, okay. 1171 00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:56,726 This guy named Tobin, he's got the best weed these days. 1172 00:49:57,762 --> 00:50:00,096 - It makes you feel like Beyonce 1173 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:03,399 riding a horse like, bareback. 1174 00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:05,501 - But I heard he's like, huge and scary, 1175 00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:07,903 so I wouldn't mess with him if I were you guys. 1176 00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:09,405 - Don't nobody care about that, okay? 1177 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,375 I know krav maga, you hear me, you hear me? 1178 00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,043 Listen here, y'all ain't ready for this crane. 1179 00:50:14,078 --> 00:50:16,779 - So uh, where is this Tobin dude? 1180 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:18,414 - He's sponsoring a party at Theta tonight, 1181 00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:22,051 but y'all can't get in, it's for frats only. 1182 00:50:22,086 --> 00:50:24,520 - Plus you guys, I really wouldn't mess with him. 1183 00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:28,124 He's like, the Soog Knight of Atlanta. 1184 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:30,026 - [Calvin And Roger] Soog Knight? 1185 00:50:30,061 --> 00:50:31,527 - You mean Suge? 1186 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:33,062 - Whatever. 1187 00:50:33,097 --> 00:50:35,231 - Ooh, y'all gotta stop watching black movies, okay? 1188 00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:37,099 'Cause you're ****ing up the culture. 1189 00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:38,534 - It's like the same thing. 1190 00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:39,435 - It's okay. 1191 00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,871 - Come on, girl, damn. 1192 00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:44,106 ♪ Boy you got a problem better figure it out ♪ 1193 00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:46,809 ♪ All you selfie-taking naked gotta watch your mouth ♪ 1194 00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:49,945 ♪ I'm just a Midwest player with some balls from the south ♪ 1195 00:50:49,981 --> 00:50:51,881 - Ooh, this thing lit. 1196 00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:54,817 Oh, they let everybody in here, 1197 00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:57,086 okay, I see what's happening. 1198 00:50:57,121 --> 00:50:59,155 - Where you think we gonna find the Tobin dude? 1199 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:02,258 - I don't know, we gotta split up, baby. 1200 00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:03,959 I think I'm gonna go that way. 1201 00:51:03,995 --> 00:51:05,461 Ladies! 1202 00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:08,464 You ever met a guy who been to another dimension, okay? 1203 00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:11,100 ♪ Ham, bank just dropped, I'm about to go ham ♪ 1204 00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:13,903 ♪ Pretty and the fly when they see me go ham ♪ 1205 00:51:13,938 --> 00:51:16,138 ♪ Shittin' too hard for the radio ♪ 1206 00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:18,808 ♪ I'm about to go ham ♪ 1207 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:21,510 ♪ Ham, bank just dropped I'm about to go ham ♪ 1208 00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:24,080 (man moaning) 1209 00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:27,516 - Damn, I should've went to college, ooh. 1210 00:51:27,552 --> 00:51:28,818 What's up, baby? 1211 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:30,052 Yes, yes, lady. 1212 00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:34,990 Can one of you ladies help me find Tobin? 1213 00:51:35,026 --> 00:51:36,492 Tobin, no? 1214 00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:39,295 Ooh, girl, that's why your wig stinks, don't do that. 1215 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:41,163 - Hey my man, who you with? 1216 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:44,300 - Oh, I'm looking for my boy Tobin, you know where he at? 1217 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:47,036 Tobin! - I ain't ask you all that. 1218 00:51:47,071 --> 00:51:49,004 It's a private party, who you with? 1219 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:53,209 - Oh, who I'm with, I'm from another chapter. 1220 00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:55,311 Minnesota, mm-hmm. 1221 00:51:55,346 --> 00:51:56,645 Theta all day, baby. 1222 00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:57,980 Theta all day. 1223 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:01,884 - (laughs) Hell yeah, Theta all day. 1224 00:52:01,919 --> 00:52:04,153 Theta all day, baby, okay. 1225 00:52:04,188 --> 00:52:06,622 We 'bout to step, we down a man, hop in. 1226 00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:07,890 - No, I got asthma, I can't really-- 1227 00:52:07,925 --> 00:52:09,191 - [Frat Guy] Hop in, bro. 1228 00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:11,026 - Let me go use the bathroom. - Hey yo, we got one. 1229 00:52:11,062 --> 00:52:14,029 - [Calvin] Okay, later, later. 1230 00:52:14,065 --> 00:52:15,831 - So, you got a man? 1231 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:19,335 - Roger, do you really think I'd be here if I had a man? 1232 00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,203 - Yo, I'm just asking. 1233 00:52:23,074 --> 00:52:26,075 - I love this song, let's go dance. 1234 00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:28,511 - Don't kick me in the head. 1235 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:32,181 ♪ Who told you you could walk in here like that ♪ 1236 00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:34,350 ♪ Who told you you could light up this room like that ♪ 1237 00:52:34,385 --> 00:52:36,919 ♪ Who told you you could kill all these girls like that ♪ 1238 00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:39,221 ♪ And every time they here you know you got that kickback ♪ 1239 00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:41,557 ♪ So you somebody, somebody ♪ 1240 00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:43,926 ♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪ 1241 00:52:43,961 --> 00:52:46,195 ♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪ 1242 00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:49,665 ♪ Must be somebody, yeah yeah ♪ 1243 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,267 - [Calvin] Uh-uh man, what y'all doing? 1244 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:52,568 Come on, get off me, brother. 1245 00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:55,070 I ain't come here for that. 1246 00:52:55,106 --> 00:52:56,005 - Yeah. 1247 00:52:58,075 --> 00:53:02,211 - [Frat Guy] Right now, this is where you wanna go? 1248 00:53:07,985 --> 00:53:10,252 - [Calvin] I got it, I got the wing, girl. 1249 00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:13,355 (upbeat dance music) 1250 00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:23,899 All right, I cover y'all back. 1251 00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:27,002 I'll be in the back. 1252 00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:40,115 Oh, you people are crazy. 1253 00:53:40,151 --> 00:53:43,052 - [Crowd] Theta flip, Theta flip! 1254 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:48,624 - Come on bro, Theta flip, let's go, I got you. 1255 00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:50,759 - I got asthma, don't make me flip. 1256 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:52,294 It ain't good for my heart. 1257 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,430 - [Crowd] Theta flip, Theta flip! 1258 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,398 Theta flip, Theta flip! 1259 00:54:01,172 --> 00:54:04,673 (crowd groans) - Ow! 1260 00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:06,275 I'm good. 1261 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:07,610 - Damn. 1262 00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:10,346 - No harm, no foul, all right, I'm okay. 1263 00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:13,249 (Calvin screams) 1264 00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:20,322 - It's our founding brother's ashes. 1265 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:21,790 - You said it's who? 1266 00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:25,394 - [Frat Guy] Our founding brother's ashes, man! 1267 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:29,465 - I got dead people all over me. 1268 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,166 - Yo, that ain't no damn Theta. 1269 00:54:31,202 --> 00:54:32,635 Stomp that bitch. 1270 00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:40,075 - Move, they're trying to kill me, move. 1271 00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:43,545 Let's find somewhere to hide. 1272 00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,182 Oh yeah, let's hide in here. 1273 00:54:47,218 --> 00:54:49,351 Can I join y'all? - Come on. 1274 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,255 (dogs barking) 1275 00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:54,156 - Oh. - Oh. 1276 00:54:57,295 --> 00:54:58,360 That is wrong. 1277 00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:01,563 - You just need Jesus. - Come on, cuz. 1278 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:04,099 - [Frat Brother] Get back here, punk. 1279 00:55:04,135 --> 00:55:06,101 - [Man] Where they at, where they at? 1280 00:55:06,137 --> 00:55:08,103 - [Frat Brother] Check all the rooms. 1281 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:09,605 - Man, I told you, stay low. 1282 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,040 Now what we supposed to do, 1283 00:55:11,075 --> 00:55:12,975 tell me how we're supposed to find Tobin now. 1284 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:13,942 - [Frat Brother] Hey yo, let's go see 1285 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:17,112 if Tobin got any more of that killer weed, man. 1286 00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:20,182 - See, I told you we gonna be straight. 1287 00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:25,321 (Calvin breathing heavily) 1288 00:55:25,356 --> 00:55:29,358 (coughs) Yep, that's our weed. 1289 00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:32,061 - [Frat Brother] It's a security breach. 1290 00:55:32,096 --> 00:55:36,231 Some scrawny dude with no dance skills and his friends. 1291 00:55:36,267 --> 00:55:38,233 - Scrawny dude, I'll fight that-- 1292 00:55:38,269 --> 00:55:39,301 - Wait a minute, can't just go in there 1293 00:55:39,337 --> 00:55:41,003 all maniac style like that. 1294 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:43,005 We need to have a plan first. 1295 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,773 What weed we got left? 1296 00:55:44,809 --> 00:55:46,342 - We ain't got no damn weed, Roger. 1297 00:55:46,377 --> 00:55:47,643 We ain't nothing but shake. 1298 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,178 - Hold up, remember when we was kids 1299 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:50,646 and we had no weed then, 1300 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:53,282 we snuck up on my mom, take all the little roaches 1301 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:56,685 and shake, put it together, and make a super joint. 1302 00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:57,619 - I see what you're going for. 1303 00:55:57,655 --> 00:55:59,188 - [Calvin And Roger] It's Captain Planet. 1304 00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:00,356 - Call on him. - Let's do it. 1305 00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:01,790 - Mr. Planet sir, we call on you today 1306 00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:03,359 because we need your help more than ever. 1307 00:56:03,394 --> 00:56:05,194 We was wondering if you could slide down 1308 00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:07,029 and help us out with some of that good-good. 1309 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,097 - He ain't pick up, hang up the phone. 1310 00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:08,997 - Leave a message. 1311 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,632 - Come on, let's go. 1312 00:56:10,668 --> 00:56:13,969 (upbeat hip-hop music) 1313 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:32,688 - [Calvin] Thank you, brother. 1314 00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:36,191 (choir vocalizes) 1315 00:56:36,227 --> 00:56:40,396 - [Roger] (coughing) That's it, bro. 1316 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:41,697 - Are you guys okay? 1317 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:44,333 - It's (coughs) part of the process. 1318 00:56:44,368 --> 00:56:46,068 Trust me. 1319 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:48,771 (Calvin babbles) 1320 00:56:53,244 --> 00:56:55,344 - [Calvin] Goddammit. 1321 00:56:55,379 --> 00:56:57,713 I'm okay, I'm all right. 1322 00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:59,348 - Damn fool. 1323 00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:00,716 - [Calvin] All right, now everybody be cool, 1324 00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:01,717 don't nobody make a move. 1325 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,719 - Y'all didn't have to kick the door in, man. 1326 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:04,853 It was open. 1327 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:06,722 - Boy, if you don't get your Missy Elliott-body-having 1328 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:09,725 ass out, boy I mow your ahh buh. 1329 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,428 I'm talking about big top, little leg. 1330 00:57:12,463 --> 00:57:14,363 Look at him, you should've joined a sorority, 1331 00:57:14,398 --> 00:57:15,497 'cause you know why, you got 1332 00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:17,366 ♪ Titties ♪ 1333 00:57:17,401 --> 00:57:18,834 - Get his ass. 1334 00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:21,270 - Boy look at you, you got a check on your forehead. 1335 00:57:21,305 --> 00:57:23,105 I bet your tattoo artist in the third grade. 1336 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,540 Good check, ugly. 1337 00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:26,241 - Get his ass. 1338 00:57:26,277 --> 00:57:27,543 We didn't come here to play. 1339 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:29,778 - Right. - Where's Tobin? 1340 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:32,514 (mysterious music) 1341 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,550 - Sup, bitches. 1342 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:36,218 - Wait a minute. - Oh hell no. 1343 00:57:36,253 --> 00:57:37,186 - I know you ain't Tobin. 1344 00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:40,389 ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪ 1345 00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:42,224 - Give us our weed back, white boy. 1346 00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:45,227 - No, no, I'm not giving anything back. 1347 00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:47,229 I've learned an important lesson. 1348 00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:49,765 That lesson is when you have amazing weed, 1349 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,900 everybody's nice to you. 1350 00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:55,270 Even if you're a nerdy white virgin. 1351 00:57:55,306 --> 00:57:58,774 I'm not a virgin, I've had so much sex. 1352 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:00,542 - No, no, I know another lesson your ass 1353 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:03,312 about to learn today, little virgin white boy. 1354 00:58:03,347 --> 00:58:05,881 When you steal people's shit, it's repercussion. 1355 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:08,283 We coming back to cap that ass. 1356 00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:09,885 Alicia, whup his ass. - Wait, 1357 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,587 can we not go there again? 1358 00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:13,422 - Hell yeah, and another thing is, 1359 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:15,891 that tattoo you got on your arm? 1360 00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:18,293 It actually says weak dick. 1361 00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:20,295 - What? (Calvin laughs) 1362 00:58:20,331 --> 00:58:22,931 No, no, the tattoo artist said it meant cool sex guy. 1363 00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:24,900 - Oh, sweetie. 1364 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:26,468 - Get the hell out of my party! 1365 00:58:26,504 --> 00:58:28,570 Yo, I'm king of this frat now. 1366 00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:29,805 - What? - What? 1367 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,807 - What? - What the hell you just say? 1368 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:34,443 - I'm just, I'm playing, it's a joke. 1369 00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:35,911 - Wait a minute, everybody shut up. 1370 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:37,779 Everybody pause, stay there. 1371 00:58:37,815 --> 00:58:39,147 You know what, I'm tired of y'all. 1372 00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:41,183 We superheroes, and you know what? 1373 00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:43,318 When our superpowers kick in, 1374 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:47,189 ♪ Ain't no telling what we gon' do ♪ 1375 00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:48,490 You don't wanna see this. 1376 00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:50,826 Uh, Roger, what's your superpower, 1377 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,528 'cause I think mine diarrhea. 1378 00:58:52,563 --> 00:58:55,430 (dramatic music) 1379 00:59:04,408 --> 00:59:06,141 - What is he doing? 1380 00:59:17,922 --> 00:59:21,290 (Alicia gasps) - What? 1381 00:59:25,930 --> 00:59:27,362 - What happened? 1382 00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:30,532 I smell dookie. 1383 00:59:30,568 --> 00:59:32,000 - You don't need to worry about that. 1384 00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:33,135 Uh-huh, did y'all see that? 1385 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:35,971 Did you see that, did you saw that masterpiece, huh? 1386 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:36,939 We ain't playing no games, 1387 00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:39,575 no telling what we do when our powers kick in. 1388 00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:43,879 - Yo, that's not our Weed Bible, look at this. 1389 00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:45,547 - [Calvin] Kama Sutra for Small Men? 1390 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:46,481 - Give me my book back. 1391 00:59:46,517 --> 00:59:47,583 - Oh. - Whoa. 1392 00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:49,651 - She be hitting you from the back? 1393 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:51,253 - That's normal. 1394 00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:53,488 - What you got going on, what kinda fraternity is this? 1395 00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:55,924 - Where's our Weed Bible? 1396 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,894 - I don't know what that is, I just bought your weed. 1397 00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:00,662 Some dude sold it to me for cheap. 1398 01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:02,331 - What dude? 1399 01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:06,902 - I don't know, some dude going on about a booty cloud. 1400 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:09,338 - [Calvin And Roger] Big Bang. 1401 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:11,540 - [Calvin] He can have that. 1402 01:00:12,476 --> 01:00:17,546 - Now we smoke our finest brother's ashes in his memory. 1403 01:00:21,585 --> 01:00:23,018 - [Ghost] Thetas. 1404 01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,019 - Oh. 1405 01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:28,290 - I guess smoking dead people really works. 1406 01:00:28,325 --> 01:00:32,227 - What's up, negros? (laughs) 1407 01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:39,401 in downtown Atlanta, brought to you by Fye. 1408 01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:43,005 It's the future of high, it's Fye, launching tomorrow. 1409 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,040 - [Radio DJ] I know everybody's excited about that. 1410 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:52,014 - Trap house, there's so many wonderful things 1411 01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:55,384 I could say about you, but I don't feel like it. 1412 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:57,586 - Big Bang, where's our Weed Bible? 1413 01:00:57,621 --> 01:00:59,621 - What, what you talking about? 1414 01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:02,424 - We know you got it, because Tobin told us. 1415 01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:03,625 - So Tobin told you I had the bible, 1416 01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,560 so just 'cause Tobin told you something, you believe Tobin? 1417 01:01:05,596 --> 01:01:06,695 - Where the bible at? 1418 01:01:06,730 --> 01:01:08,463 - Okay, all right, yeah, I got it. 1419 01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:09,631 All right, I sold him some weed 1420 01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:11,433 and I ain't got none of the rest, 1421 01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:12,934 and I ain't got your bible no more, either, sold that too. 1422 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:14,436 - To who? 1423 01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:15,504 - I don't know, some white people. 1424 01:01:15,539 --> 01:01:16,204 White people wanna buy stuff, you sell it to 'em. 1425 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,440 Some company called (stutters) 1426 01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:20,575 - Verdant Biokinetics? 1427 01:01:20,611 --> 01:01:21,743 - That, say it again. 1428 01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:23,445 - Verdant Biokinetics. 1429 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,579 - Yeah, that's them right there, man. 1430 01:01:24,615 --> 01:01:26,381 They were all in a panic to get it. 1431 01:01:26,417 --> 01:01:27,749 They almost ripped my arm apart, some of 'em. 1432 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:28,917 We all need it, we all need it. 1433 01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:32,054 And they paid me a lot of money, that's how I'm retiring. 1434 01:01:32,089 --> 01:01:34,556 Big Bang outta here, ha, bang. 1435 01:01:34,591 --> 01:01:36,758 - What would a big tech lab want with our weed? 1436 01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:38,593 - I don't know, they said they gonna make some like, 1437 01:01:38,629 --> 01:01:40,062 smart blunt, that's what it was called. 1438 01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:42,964 Fye, and it was fye, too, they let me try it. 1439 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,966 It was amazing, nice clean burn, 1440 01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:47,469 fruity flavors, I think it's the future. 1441 01:01:47,504 --> 01:01:50,072 Although the comedown, it's a little bad, little shaky, 1442 01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:52,474 but hey, more weed better than no weed, 1443 01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:53,408 you know what I'm saying? 1444 01:01:53,444 --> 01:01:55,510 And they white people, why not trust 'em? 1445 01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:57,979 - And you ain't know nothing about this? 1446 01:01:58,015 --> 01:02:00,015 - I know they've been developing something for a while now, 1447 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,651 but I don't know what that has to do with your Weed Bible. 1448 01:02:02,686 --> 01:02:05,654 - Grow house, the Weed Bible, 1449 01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:08,590 how you even know about all that? 1450 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:13,128 - Man, I've been banging your mama for months now. 1451 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:14,529 (Alicia gasps) 1452 01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:16,498 I saw everything. 1453 01:02:16,533 --> 01:02:18,433 (Roger's mom moaning) 1454 01:02:18,469 --> 01:02:20,035 - Bro, who up there smashing yo mama, bro? 1455 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:23,105 - I don't know and I don't wanna know, man, turn this up. 1456 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:25,507 - [Roger's Mom] Ooh baby, look at him. 1457 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,142 - Turn up the TV, man, come on. 1458 01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:28,510 I don't wanna hear that. 1459 01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:30,712 - Bang, bang, bang, bang, 1460 01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:32,514 bang. - That was you? 1461 01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:33,682 - Man, don't act so surprised. 1462 01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:35,784 I done told you a million times. 1463 01:02:35,819 --> 01:02:37,686 - I thought those were just yo mama jokes. 1464 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:39,721 Wait, so, you taught me how to ride a bike. 1465 01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:42,524 It was at my fifth birthday party. 1466 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:43,658 Are you my daddy? 1467 01:02:43,694 --> 01:02:45,460 - Hell no, I ain't your daddy, boy. 1468 01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:46,661 - Thank god. - Look at me. 1469 01:02:46,697 --> 01:02:48,530 - He's got a point, he got light skin 1470 01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:49,531 and you black as hell. 1471 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:50,465 - I was just being nice to you. 1472 01:02:50,501 --> 01:02:51,533 That's what you do, you be nice to the kid 1473 01:02:51,568 --> 01:02:54,703 to get close to the mama, and she let me hit it. 1474 01:02:54,738 --> 01:02:56,738 - [Roger's Mom] I heard that. 1475 01:02:56,774 --> 01:02:58,807 - Damn, your mama got some ears on her. 1476 01:02:58,842 --> 01:03:00,742 - [Roger And Calvin] We know. 1477 01:03:00,778 --> 01:03:03,145 - There she is, baby, ha! 1478 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:05,547 So fine walking down those stairs. 1479 01:03:05,582 --> 01:03:07,549 - Hi, baby. - Hi, baby. 1480 01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:08,550 You smell good. 1481 01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:09,751 - I know. 1482 01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:13,755 Roger, listen, I told Bang to get your butt out that gang. 1483 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:15,056 - Had to do it. 1484 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:16,525 - And you, ooh. 1485 01:03:17,728 --> 01:03:18,693 - Did I do good, 1486 01:03:18,729 --> 01:03:20,729 did I do? - You did good, baby. 1487 01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:22,130 Ooh! - Oh my god. 1488 01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:25,167 Mom, I can't unsee stuff like that. 1489 01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:27,068 - Unsee this too. 1490 01:03:27,104 --> 01:03:31,540 (Roger's mom shrieking excitedly) 1491 01:03:31,575 --> 01:03:32,707 You want to see it again? - No, I don't want 1492 01:03:32,743 --> 01:03:33,875 to see it ever. - I got tapes. 1493 01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:35,177 You should see the other stuff. 1494 01:03:35,212 --> 01:03:36,678 - Bang, why am I still carrying 1495 01:03:36,713 --> 01:03:37,646 this darn suitcase? - I don't know, 1496 01:03:37,681 --> 01:03:39,214 but you shouldn't carry nothing but my heart. 1497 01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:40,715 - And where's that whip of yours 1498 01:03:40,751 --> 01:03:42,717 you keep telling me about, it's a quarter past. 1499 01:03:42,753 --> 01:03:44,553 - Bang, there it is right there, look at it. 1500 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:47,189 - Ooh, we done came up, baby. 1501 01:03:47,224 --> 01:03:49,524 - Bang ain't playing no games, got to go. 1502 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,058 - Open my door for me, honey. 1503 01:03:50,093 --> 01:03:51,193 - [Big Bang] I will. 1504 01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:52,761 - I'll be back in two weeks. 1505 01:03:52,796 --> 01:03:55,597 Don't you drink up all my Fanta, boy. 1506 01:03:55,632 --> 01:03:57,098 Hey Daddy, honey. - You get in there, sweetie. 1507 01:03:57,134 --> 01:03:59,634 - Oh, lemme get in here, ooh. 1508 01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:00,735 Get in, baby. 1509 01:04:01,772 --> 01:04:03,238 Work that thing, babe. 1510 01:04:03,273 --> 01:04:04,606 - Bye, bitches. 1511 01:04:04,641 --> 01:04:05,607 We rolling. 1512 01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:10,579 - Wow, so that's that. 1513 01:04:11,915 --> 01:04:15,083 - So um, this is where you guys live? 1514 01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:17,619 - Yes. - Yeah. 1515 01:04:17,654 --> 01:04:18,520 - Okay. 1516 01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:20,255 - If Big Bang took our bible and sold it 1517 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:21,823 to that tech company, I'm thinking, 1518 01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:23,124 let's just go get it back. 1519 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,793 I mean, Alicia, you work there, right? 1520 01:04:24,828 --> 01:04:26,228 So I'm sure it's no problem with getting 1521 01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:28,763 the CEO to hear us out, right? 1522 01:04:30,767 --> 01:04:32,634 - Well, hold on, guys. 1523 01:04:32,669 --> 01:04:33,768 Today's been... 1524 01:04:34,504 --> 01:04:36,771 I don't even know what today's been, but I can't do that. 1525 01:04:36,807 --> 01:04:40,242 We're talking about my job here, my whole career, no. 1526 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:41,643 - So now you're a corporate girl. 1527 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:42,811 Thought that place stressed you out. 1528 01:04:42,846 --> 01:04:43,912 - Yeah well Roger, no offense, 1529 01:04:43,947 --> 01:04:44,913 but you wouldn't know the first thing 1530 01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,248 about holding down a job. 1531 01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:47,649 - Yeah, I wouldn't know 1532 01:04:47,684 --> 01:04:48,183 the first thing, huh. - I worked my ass off 1533 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:49,651 to get to where I am, 1534 01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:51,152 and I put it all on the line for you today. 1535 01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:53,688 - Just 'cause you work at some big fancy job, 1536 01:04:53,724 --> 01:04:55,257 that don't mean you better than anybody. 1537 01:04:55,292 --> 01:04:56,925 I ain't no bum. 1538 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:57,859 - Okay, well why don't you just 1539 01:04:57,895 --> 01:04:59,261 say what you really mean, then. 1540 01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:01,263 - What I'm saying is, you look real strange 1541 01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:03,698 working for them people that stole our stuff. 1542 01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:05,166 I'm just trying to figure out what side you're on, 1543 01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:09,137 'cause right now you're looking like the feds. 1544 01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:14,910 - Okay, what I'm not gonna do is this, so bye. 1545 01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:16,978 - Bye. - Bye. 1546 01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:18,713 - Bye. - Bye! 1547 01:05:18,749 --> 01:05:21,816 - Bye. ♪ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye ♪ 1548 01:05:21,852 --> 01:05:23,852 Hell's she saying. 1549 01:05:23,887 --> 01:05:26,288 Talking all that, where you going, cuz? 1550 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:28,623 - I gotta fix this, cuz, you know that. 1551 01:05:28,659 --> 01:05:29,891 - Goddamn. 1552 01:05:29,927 --> 01:05:32,294 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1553 01:05:32,329 --> 01:05:34,896 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1554 01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:38,700 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1555 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:40,635 ♪ Hey ♪ 1556 01:05:42,239 --> 01:05:44,906 - Uh-huh, that smells real familiar, ma'am. 1557 01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:47,709 Why aren't you smoking your little Fye? 1558 01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:48,910 - I'm sorry, can I help you? 1559 01:05:48,946 --> 01:05:53,648 Oh, you're Alicia's community guys, supposedly. 1560 01:05:53,684 --> 01:05:54,983 - Yeah, and that's our weed. 1561 01:05:55,018 --> 01:05:56,718 - Oh, well congratulations. 1562 01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:57,919 My complements to the chef. 1563 01:05:57,955 --> 01:06:00,221 This is the best weed I've ever had. 1564 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:02,857 You're doing a service to your community. 1565 01:06:02,893 --> 01:06:04,693 My assistant got this off the streets, 1566 01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:06,261 he got your little cookbook, too. 1567 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:07,896 So there won't be any more of this. 1568 01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,831 - So you got our Weed Bible. 1569 01:06:09,866 --> 01:06:12,934 - Through a subcontractor, so it's all legit. 1570 01:06:12,970 --> 01:06:15,870 - Big Bang is not no damn subcontractor, okay? 1571 01:06:15,906 --> 01:06:17,839 He stole that from us, it's not legit. 1572 01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:20,742 - Oh, that sounds like a you problem. 1573 01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,777 (car horn honks) Sorry, my ride is here. 1574 01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:25,013 My assistant, Hayes. 1575 01:06:25,048 --> 01:06:28,350 - Hayes, how could you do this to us, bruh? 1576 01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:30,385 - Sorry, bruh, I'm up for a promotion. 1577 01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:31,753 - I should've dropped your ass home. 1578 01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:33,755 - You should've binbied his ass. 1579 01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:35,757 - Oh, we didn't just buy your weed. 1580 01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:37,359 We bought everybody's weed 1581 01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:40,395 and what we couldn't buy, we just took. 1582 01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:42,964 So the town is thirsty now, 1583 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,901 and guess who has the cool, refreshing answer? 1584 01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:49,704 Fye. 1585 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:50,972 - Man, what you know about Fye? 1586 01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:53,308 - Oh, well according to the Urban Dictionary, 1587 01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:58,913 fye is slang for fire, as in, Fye is on fire. 1588 01:06:58,949 --> 01:07:00,949 - Yo, I knew all that woke **** was fake. 1589 01:07:00,984 --> 01:07:01,916 - Who me, fake? 1590 01:07:01,952 --> 01:07:05,387 Oh believe me, I am 100% woke. 1591 01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:08,390 You should be thanking me, I did you people a favor. 1592 01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:09,791 - You people? 1593 01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:11,426 - Fye has all the benefits of marijuana 1594 01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:14,763 while speaking to the modern consumer. 1595 01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:19,401 Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, syncs all your contacts, and it's legal. 1596 01:07:19,436 --> 01:07:22,070 There isn't gonna be a stoner in Atlanta without one, 1597 01:07:22,105 --> 01:07:24,339 and then the rest of the country. 1598 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:27,809 Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich. 1599 01:07:27,844 --> 01:07:29,944 - I knew you was a snake woman, I knew it. 1600 01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:31,813 - Damn braids, man. 1601 01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:34,015 - Aw, sorry, not sorry. 1602 01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,950 I have a launch to get ready for. 1603 01:07:35,986 --> 01:07:38,787 Fye is the future of relaxation. 1604 01:07:39,990 --> 01:07:42,857 Here gentlemen, try some. 1605 01:07:42,893 --> 01:07:45,026 Much love, brothers. 1606 01:07:45,062 --> 01:07:46,828 (Calvin muttering angrily) 1607 01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:48,863 - Fire her ass up. 1608 01:07:48,899 --> 01:07:50,098 - [Ana] Let's go, Hayes. 1609 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,808 - Yo man, I just can't catch a break. 1610 01:07:59,843 --> 01:08:01,976 It don't make no sense. 1611 01:08:02,012 --> 01:08:04,946 - Man, to be honest, cuz, forget the weed, 1612 01:08:04,981 --> 01:08:07,148 forget the Bible, we might as well just start over, 1613 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:09,984 get a brand new hustle. 1614 01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:12,954 - Nah man, I'm tired of starting over with you. 1615 01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:14,055 It don't work. 1616 01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:15,790 We wouldn't even be selling weed 1617 01:08:15,826 --> 01:08:18,726 if you would've just showed up at the bank, dog. 1618 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:21,863 - Man, I been hustling to help you with your dreams. 1619 01:08:21,898 --> 01:08:23,965 I don't give a damn about no snacks. 1620 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,701 I'm just trying to be a good cousin, bruh. 1621 01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:27,836 And you know what, you gonna stop blaming me 1622 01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:33,007 for all your problems that go wrong in your life, man. 1623 01:08:34,077 --> 01:08:35,009 - I know you're not finna smoke that. 1624 01:08:35,045 --> 01:08:37,011 - Oh, this getting smoked. 1625 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,521 (Roger snoring) 1626 01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,924 - [Fly Girl] Shoot, my wig goddamn came off. 1627 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,794 - Boy, you need to clean this room up. 1628 01:08:52,829 --> 01:08:54,896 - Yo, look at Roger over here sleeping. 1629 01:08:54,931 --> 01:08:57,699 Waste our time, let's get him. 1630 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:00,869 - Baby Powder, what the hell you doing here? 1631 01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,537 - We heard about the Bible. 1632 01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:03,905 - [Fly Girl] Mm-hmm. 1633 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:07,709 - I did what you said but it's gone now. 1634 01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:09,944 - It's gone. - I let y'all down. 1635 01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:12,647 - You didn't let us down. 1636 01:09:12,682 --> 01:09:13,882 You let the people down. 1637 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:14,883 - The people. 1638 01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:16,651 - You screwed up. 1639 01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,887 I oughta knock the green juice outta-- 1640 01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:20,588 - Thanks. 1641 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:22,657 That was helping me a lot, making me feel better. 1642 01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:23,925 - Let me explain something to you, 1643 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,927 see the Europeans-- - School him. 1644 01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:27,896 - They took the weed and they gentrified it. 1645 01:09:27,931 --> 01:09:29,564 - The saltine crackers. 1646 01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:30,732 - They came in and mixed it up, 1647 01:09:30,767 --> 01:09:31,933 put their own bells and whistles on it, 1648 01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,735 man, and made it they own. 1649 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:35,904 - You listening? - And you gotta stop them. 1650 01:09:35,939 --> 01:09:37,572 - How? 1651 01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:39,974 The weed you gave me gave me superpowers, man. 1652 01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:43,511 Without that, I'm just a broke-ass stoner. 1653 01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:44,612 - Yeah, that's true. - Boy, that weed 1654 01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:46,814 didn't give you no superpowers. 1655 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:48,816 - Boy, you not a part of the Avengers. 1656 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:50,952 Ain't no Black Panther up in you. 1657 01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:52,587 (Baby Powder growls) 1658 01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:53,588 But he right. 1659 01:09:53,623 --> 01:09:54,556 - But how? 1660 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:57,492 I don't understand. 1661 01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:58,893 - You were just high. 1662 01:09:58,929 --> 01:10:01,796 None of that **** was real other than what you was thinking. 1663 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:04,933 - [Fly Girl] Boy, just think about it. 1664 01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:11,673 (McMullen groans) 1665 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:12,974 - [Calvin] Goddamn! 1666 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:17,912 (speaking in foreign language) 1667 01:10:23,853 --> 01:10:28,823 - [Baby Powder] That weed ain't get you no superpowers. 1668 01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:31,593 - What the hell's he doing? 1669 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,830 - All that other **** that you thought was happening, 1670 01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:37,799 that wasn't real. - Duh. 1671 01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:39,968 - Yes, you were just high. - Just high. 1672 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:42,837 - The point is, it's not the weed, 1673 01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:44,839 it's you. - It's you. 1674 01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:46,641 - This is your destiny, boy. 1675 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:48,876 - It's your job Kool-Aid head. 1676 01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:49,978 Save the weed. 1677 01:10:51,081 --> 01:10:53,681 - [Both] Save the weed. 1678 01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:56,017 - Save the weed, wait. 1679 01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:58,886 Wait, hold up, if the power wasn't real, 1680 01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:00,989 how am I talking to y'all two right now. 1681 01:11:01,024 --> 01:11:01,889 - Oh. 1682 01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:04,826 - You not talking to us. 1683 01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:06,828 It's all in your imagination. 1684 01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:08,763 You're sitting on the couch high. 1685 01:11:08,798 --> 01:11:10,999 You smoked 30 blunts, you bum. 1686 01:11:11,034 --> 01:11:13,668 - You bum. - Come on with it. 1687 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,069 Come on, come on. - Ooh yeah, it's time. 1688 01:11:15,105 --> 01:11:16,070 - Come on. - It's time. 1689 01:11:16,106 --> 01:11:17,672 - Yeah. - Get him. 1690 01:11:17,707 --> 01:11:18,906 - Let it fly. 1691 01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:19,874 - Ha ha! 1692 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:24,912 - Damn. 1693 01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:26,914 - Hey cuz, did a gorilla in a cowboy hat 1694 01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:28,049 come talk to you, too? 1695 01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:30,084 - What, no, Baby Powder did. 1696 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,786 - What he say? 1697 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:34,055 - He said we need to stop Ana and save the weed. 1698 01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:35,790 What the gorilla say? 1699 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:37,859 - I don't know, he was speaking Japanese, 1700 01:11:37,894 --> 01:11:39,894 but you know what, Baby Powder is right. 1701 01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:43,097 We gotta stop her ASAP, cuz, 'cause I smoked that Fye. 1702 01:11:43,133 --> 01:11:44,899 - What happened? 1703 01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:46,868 (Calvin blabbers) (Calvin screams) 1704 01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:48,736 - My body's still acting weird. 1705 01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:50,772 - Yo man, we gotta stop that leech, cuz. 1706 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:52,707 - And there's only one way. 1707 01:11:52,742 --> 01:11:55,710 Assemble a team of pot heads. 1708 01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:58,880 ♪ I'm on a mission and I won't stop ♪ 1709 01:11:58,915 --> 01:12:03,117 - Oh, kids, party's over. 1710 01:12:03,153 --> 01:12:04,952 My dealer needs me. 1711 01:12:06,856 --> 01:12:07,722 Scram. 1712 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:09,891 - Cheers. - Yes. 1713 01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,061 - Ooh, I got a text. 1714 01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:17,632 Hell no, they trying to take our weed. 1715 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,766 - The hell you got going on? 1716 01:12:18,802 --> 01:12:19,901 - Oh, uh-uh. 1717 01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:20,835 Look, I'mma holla at y'all later, 1718 01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:21,836 I gotta go, I'll be back, okay? 1719 01:12:21,871 --> 01:12:23,104 - Where are you going? 1720 01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:25,840 - Baby, be your own gay best friend, hear? 1721 01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:26,808 ♪ You only live once ♪ 1722 01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:29,110 ♪ Homies in the back so we gotta live it up ♪ 1723 01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:32,080 - ****, boys, trouble, that damn weed need me, 1724 01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:33,948 I'll be right back. 1725 01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:35,083 ♪ I'm on a mission now ♪ 1726 01:12:35,118 --> 01:12:37,919 (van engine roars) 1727 01:12:37,954 --> 01:12:39,854 ♪ But it's worth a shot ♪ 1728 01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:41,155 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ 1729 01:12:41,191 --> 01:12:42,924 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ 1730 01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:46,060 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ 1731 01:12:47,130 --> 01:12:49,697 - Somebody actually needs me. 1732 01:12:49,733 --> 01:12:50,865 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ 1733 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,166 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ 1734 01:12:52,202 --> 01:12:55,770 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ 1735 01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:05,680 - Roger. 1736 01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,016 - Thank for coming out. - Mm-hmm. 1737 01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:10,118 - We really need your help getting 1738 01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:11,986 to the press event tonight. 1739 01:13:12,021 --> 01:13:14,789 - Oh, so you just came here to ask me for help? 1740 01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:15,890 You're not gonna apologize for anything 1741 01:13:15,925 --> 01:13:17,825 that you said the other day? 1742 01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:19,727 - You called me a bum. 1743 01:13:19,763 --> 01:13:20,962 - Actually, you called yourself that, 1744 01:13:20,997 --> 01:13:23,030 but if the shoe fits, sweetie, wear it. 1745 01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:24,799 - Shoe fits. - Uh-huh. 1746 01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:25,933 - Yo, I'm sorry. 1747 01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:28,336 Did you know your boss the one who dried out Atlanta? 1748 01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:32,306 - Shh, you know how paranoid you sound right now? 1749 01:13:32,342 --> 01:13:34,342 Maybe you should stop smoking so much weed. 1750 01:13:34,377 --> 01:13:36,310 - I'm serious, she did it so she could sell 1751 01:13:36,346 --> 01:13:38,413 her new weed gadget without competition. 1752 01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:41,182 Yo, Fye is messing people up. 1753 01:13:41,217 --> 01:13:43,351 I got the pictures to prove it. 1754 01:13:43,386 --> 01:13:46,020 Look, Calvin got these. 1755 01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:48,389 These are the Fye test subjects. 1756 01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:52,326 I need your help. 1757 01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:10,178 - Okay, okay, and stop, stop, stop. 1758 01:14:10,213 --> 01:14:13,014 (dramatic music) 1759 01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:20,121 (hip-hop music) 1760 01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,058 - [Announcer] Whether it's stress at work, 1761 01:14:24,093 --> 01:14:25,693 the bills piling up, 1762 01:14:25,728 --> 01:14:27,929 or the kids driving you a little crazy, 1763 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,666 there's lots of times you wish you could get high, 1764 01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:34,001 but you just can't, until now. 1765 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:37,772 Introducing Fye, the clean, safe, 1766 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:40,074 totally legal alternative to weed. 1767 01:14:40,109 --> 01:14:43,711 Take it anywhere, from the beach to the boardroom. 1768 01:14:43,746 --> 01:14:45,213 Fye does it all. 1769 01:14:45,248 --> 01:14:47,615 There's no more need for weed. 1770 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:48,883 Now, there's Fye. 1771 01:14:48,918 --> 01:14:51,919 (audience applauds) 1772 01:14:54,624 --> 01:14:56,224 - Hey, my name is Blake Johnston, 1773 01:14:56,259 --> 01:15:00,928 and when I need that futuristic high, I smoke that Fye. 1774 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,568 - [Calvin] Uh, C. King, thank you. 1775 01:15:09,339 --> 01:15:10,872 - [Roger] D. Nuhz. 1776 01:15:15,078 --> 01:15:16,377 - [Announcer] Now, please welcome 1777 01:15:16,412 --> 01:15:18,913 our founder and CEO, Ana Cheever. 1778 01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:21,916 (audience cheering) 1779 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,554 - All right, thank you, yeah. 1780 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:31,893 All right, all right, yeah. 1781 01:15:34,430 --> 01:15:36,831 Did you like what you saw? 1782 01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:37,899 You like it? 1783 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,301 Okay, okay. 1784 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:44,639 Marijuana is a problem in our community, 1785 01:15:45,408 --> 01:15:49,644 and making weed legal is not the solution, 1786 01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:52,914 but replacing it with something better, cleaner, 1787 01:15:52,949 --> 01:15:56,784 and safer is a solution, and we've done just that. 1788 01:15:56,819 --> 01:15:58,619 And it is Fye. 1789 01:15:58,655 --> 01:16:01,656 (audience cheering) 1790 01:16:03,826 --> 01:16:05,793 - All the weed in Atlanta is hidden somewhere 1791 01:16:05,828 --> 01:16:07,862 in this building and we gotta find it. 1792 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,031 - Don't even trip, I already got somebody on it. 1793 01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:11,332 - My cousin. 1794 01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:14,402 (suspenseful music) 1795 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:26,013 (man yells) 1796 01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:28,616 - [Quenton] Attack your ass. 1797 01:16:35,058 --> 01:16:37,358 - [Ana] Now, when I started my company 1798 01:16:37,393 --> 01:16:40,962 back in my dorm at my women's liberal arts college 1799 01:16:40,997 --> 01:16:42,830 where I studied-- 1800 01:16:42,865 --> 01:16:45,967 - Uh, get your ass back, thanks. 1801 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:50,738 - Let's do this. 1802 01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:51,906 - You got it, babe. 1803 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:53,074 - Babe? 1804 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,375 She called me babe, she called me babe. 1805 01:16:54,410 --> 01:16:56,844 - I heard, I heard. 1806 01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:59,747 - Other than that, my vision never-- 1807 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:01,849 (man grunts) 1808 01:17:01,884 --> 01:17:05,186 Technology bring the world together. 1809 01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:09,690 Oh, that is not part of the presentation. 1810 01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:11,192 Technical difficulties. 1811 01:17:11,227 --> 01:17:13,894 Can we get this fixed, please? 1812 01:17:15,031 --> 01:17:16,130 - Thanks, Ana. 1813 01:17:17,233 --> 01:17:20,101 Hi everyone, my name is Calvin 1814 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,869 and this here is my cousin, Roger. 1815 01:17:21,904 --> 01:17:25,039 - Uh my mic, can you get my mic back on, please? 1816 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:28,175 - And we came here today to stop Verdant 1817 01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:30,945 from destroying one of the greatest 1818 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,848 American institutions, marijuana. 1819 01:17:35,118 --> 01:17:37,218 - Can we get security up here, please? 1820 01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:38,219 - Check it out. 1821 01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:40,221 I don't believe this. 1822 01:17:40,256 --> 01:17:41,789 - Get it in there. 1823 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:42,823 - Oh. 1824 01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:46,027 - [Quenton] Child, you oughta see 1825 01:17:46,062 --> 01:17:47,962 all the weed they got in there. 1826 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:49,897 - That's at least a gram. 1827 01:17:49,932 --> 01:17:51,932 - Weed is not the problem. - Talk to 'em, cousin. 1828 01:17:51,968 --> 01:17:54,235 - The man is the problem. 1829 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:56,904 Actually, in this case, the woman-- 1830 01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:58,906 (Ana gasps) 1831 01:17:58,941 --> 01:17:59,907 Y'all women. 1832 01:18:01,811 --> 01:18:03,044 - Security, please? 1833 01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:04,712 Security, please? 1834 01:18:05,748 --> 01:18:08,783 - Yo, we're dying out here, we need that smoke. 1835 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:10,284 - Hey Jasper, how much longer? 1836 01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:12,253 - A goddamn rush job like this (mumbles) 1837 01:18:12,288 --> 01:18:15,089 Gotta get it right, the weed gotta be (mumbles) 1838 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:17,158 Talking about, you feel me? 1839 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:18,893 - Uh, two minutes? 1840 01:18:20,496 --> 01:18:22,930 - Weed is natural, okay? 1841 01:18:22,965 --> 01:18:25,132 It's not some machine that you could just plug up 1842 01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:29,103 into the wall to get a charge up, no, no. 1843 01:18:29,138 --> 01:18:31,138 This woman over here is turning 1844 01:18:31,174 --> 01:18:34,108 y'all into junkies for profit. 1845 01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:35,476 Fye is not fly. 1846 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:38,079 Look what it did to me. 1847 01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:40,948 (audience shrieking) 1848 01:18:40,983 --> 01:18:42,083 - [Ana] I had nothing to do with it. 1849 01:18:42,118 --> 01:18:43,517 - [Calvin] Look at it. 1850 01:18:43,553 --> 01:18:47,021 Yes, weed coming from my nipple, this is what Fye did. 1851 01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:48,956 - I told you not to smoke that ****. 1852 01:18:48,991 --> 01:18:53,961 - Bro, my nipples be leaking, bro. (screams) 1853 01:18:54,864 --> 01:18:55,963 - [Jasper] Move the meat, 1854 01:18:55,998 --> 01:18:57,298 boy that goddamn meat better move, boy. 1855 01:18:57,333 --> 01:19:02,269 The goddamn smoke gotta goddamn fill up (mumbles) 1856 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:05,606 - [Calvin] Real weed. 1857 01:19:05,641 --> 01:19:07,108 - [Roger And Calvin] Real weed. 1858 01:19:07,143 --> 01:19:08,008 - Come on, y'all. 1859 01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:09,110 - [Roger And Calvin] Real weed. 1860 01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:10,144 (Calvin screams) 1861 01:19:10,179 --> 01:19:12,146 - Real weed, real. 1862 01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:15,082 (Calvin grunting) 1863 01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:23,023 - Let's get back to the presentation, shall we? 1864 01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:26,127 - Hold up, there's something very important 1865 01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:30,297 I want you guys to all know about my boss, 1866 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:34,235 the wonderful, caring, community-minded, 1867 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:37,171 super woke CEO. 1868 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:39,006 - Alicia, thank you, finally someone's 1869 01:19:39,041 --> 01:19:41,542 talking some sense around here. 1870 01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:42,710 - My friend Calvin there, 1871 01:19:42,745 --> 01:19:46,013 he actually recorded something that you guys should see, 1872 01:19:46,048 --> 01:19:48,983 so let's just go ahead and hit it. 1873 01:19:51,053 --> 01:19:51,986 Oh, oh no. 1874 01:19:53,589 --> 01:19:55,055 Wait, no, no, no. 1875 01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:57,892 Okay, all right. 1876 01:19:57,927 --> 01:19:59,860 - Oh, we didn't just buy your weed. 1877 01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:01,195 We bought everybody's weed, 1878 01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:04,031 and what we couldn't buy, well, we took that. 1879 01:20:04,066 --> 01:20:05,032 Well, we took that. 1880 01:20:05,067 --> 01:20:06,367 Took that. 1881 01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:10,571 And guess what, the cool refreshing answer is Fye. 1882 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,874 Me, a fake? 1883 01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:16,377 I assure you, I am 100% woke. 1884 01:20:17,113 --> 01:20:20,948 Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich. 1885 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:23,050 You should thank me, I did you people a favor. 1886 01:20:23,085 --> 01:20:24,218 (audience gasping) 1887 01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:27,188 Thank me, I did you people a favor. 1888 01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:31,192 - You see, and my friends Calvin and Roger here, 1889 01:20:31,227 --> 01:20:33,194 they're the ones that tried to stop her. 1890 01:20:33,229 --> 01:20:34,295 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1891 01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:38,399 (audience applauds) (audience boos) 1892 01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:41,135 - Hey man, get off me and go arrest a white woman for once. 1893 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:42,303 Get off of me. 1894 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:44,071 - You know what, I'm just gonna go. 1895 01:20:44,106 --> 01:20:46,140 - [Calvin] Why's y'all waiting, you didn't wait on me. 1896 01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:48,642 (audience applauds) 1897 01:20:48,678 --> 01:20:50,144 - Real weed! 1898 01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:54,348 - [All] Real weed, real weed, real weed, real weed. 1899 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:57,618 - [Announcer] Now, to celebrate the return of weed, 1900 01:20:57,653 --> 01:20:59,453 please welcome Blac Youngsta. 1901 01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:03,224 ("Booty" by Blac Youngsta) 1902 01:21:05,261 --> 01:21:07,995 ♪ Twerk, girl I wanna see you, twerk ♪ 1903 01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:09,330 ♪ I'll throw a little money if you twerk ♪ 1904 01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:12,233 ♪ I don't really think you could twerk ♪ 1905 01:21:12,268 --> 01:21:14,468 ♪ Twerk, if you broke go to work ♪ 1906 01:21:14,503 --> 01:21:16,237 ♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪ 1907 01:21:16,272 --> 01:21:19,440 ♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪ 1908 01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:21,342 ♪ Pop it, stop it, drop it, pop it ♪ 1909 01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:22,943 ♪ If I hit Alexis Skyy ♪ 1910 01:21:22,979 --> 01:21:25,746 ♪ I'm a, rocket ♪ 1911 01:21:25,781 --> 01:21:28,015 ♪ I ain't got no, heart ♪ 1912 01:21:28,050 --> 01:21:29,450 ♪ I can't be loyal to you ♪ 1913 01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:32,186 ♪ You weren't here from the start ♪ 1914 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,288 ♪ Twerk, girl I wanna see you twerk ♪ 1915 01:21:34,323 --> 01:21:36,090 ♪ I'll throw a lil money if you twerk ♪ 1916 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:39,326 ♪ I don't really think you could twerk ♪ 1917 01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:41,262 ♪ Money don't walk, I gotta go and get it ♪ 1918 01:21:41,297 --> 01:21:42,963 ♪ Shake that booty, I'll come visit ♪ 1919 01:21:42,999 --> 01:21:46,033 ♪ If you thick, I might hit it ♪ 1920 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:48,269 ♪ Can I touch that booty ♪ 1921 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:51,205 ♪ That booty, that big ol' booty ♪ 1922 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:52,773 ♪ Shake that booty ♪ 1923 01:21:52,808 --> 01:21:54,275 ♪ Can I lay on the booty ♪ 1924 01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:56,043 ♪ Mike Tyson on the booty ♪ 1925 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:57,378 ♪ Copyright that booty ♪ 1926 01:21:57,413 --> 01:22:00,281 (audience cheering) 1927 01:22:00,316 --> 01:22:04,184 (moves into triumphant music) 1928 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,290 ♪ Throw a xan we might act up ♪ 1929 01:22:09,325 --> 01:22:11,492 ♪ Kamikaze, 'cause you know we all strapped up ♪ 1930 01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:14,161 ♪ Your, she want me, 'cause she seen a nigga stacked up ♪ 1931 01:22:14,196 --> 01:22:16,497 ♪ But I can't keep her, I just want to beat her back up ♪ 1932 01:22:16,532 --> 01:22:18,299 ♪ Now I'm in the 'Rari switching lanes ♪ 1933 01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:21,068 ♪ Pull up to the street and they all know my name ♪ 1934 01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:23,404 ♪ Now I got a bag, and my baby chain swing ♪ 1935 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,706 - Yo, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. 1936 01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:28,342 I should've always knew you were ride or die. 1937 01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:32,479 - Yeah, well, this is the best time I've had in... 1938 01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:35,015 Actually, I don't even know. 1939 01:22:35,051 --> 01:22:38,485 - Me too, yo, so like, when we going out? 1940 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,022 - Look at you, being all assertive. 1941 01:22:42,058 --> 01:22:43,424 - Well you know, we did just disrupt 1942 01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:46,093 a multi-million dollar corporation 1943 01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:49,797 and we saved weed, so I'm feeling kinda good. 1944 01:22:50,566 --> 01:22:52,533 - I bet you I can make you feel even better. 1945 01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:53,767 - You can make me feel better. 1946 01:22:53,803 --> 01:22:54,535 - Yeah. 1947 01:23:00,276 --> 01:23:02,343 (people cheering) 1948 01:23:02,378 --> 01:23:04,111 - Goddamn! 1949 01:23:04,146 --> 01:23:06,080 - I mean. - Get a room! 1950 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:09,550 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ 1951 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,452 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ 1952 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,287 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ 1953 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,222 ♪ Hope you feel the same way ♪ 1954 01:23:15,257 --> 01:23:17,358 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ 1955 01:23:17,393 --> 01:23:19,393 - Yo, 2 Smacked, got a ravioli nachos 1956 01:23:19,428 --> 01:23:21,395 and a gumbo dog for you. 1957 01:23:21,430 --> 01:23:23,397 - Yeah, Roger, that you? 1958 01:23:25,434 --> 01:23:28,135 - Yo, Cecil dude, what's happening. 1959 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:29,470 - Just in here starving, bro. 1960 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,305 So you still out here tryna scrounge around 1961 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,873 and be a delivery boy, huh? 1962 01:23:32,908 --> 01:23:35,242 - Nah man, actually I own 2 Smacked, bro. 1963 01:23:35,277 --> 01:23:36,477 - Word. - Yeah, we just closed 1964 01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:37,778 another round of financing, 1965 01:23:37,813 --> 01:23:39,480 putting our value over 150 million. 1966 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:42,249 That's my whip right there. 1967 01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:43,550 - That's you? - Yeah, man. 1968 01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:45,486 - Wow, why you out here delivering the food? 1969 01:23:45,521 --> 01:23:47,454 - Ah, I just like staying connected to the customer. 1970 01:23:47,490 --> 01:23:49,490 You're the customer, I'm staying connected. 1971 01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:51,492 You're my last drop before we go somewhere special. 1972 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:55,295 My girl just got upgraded to VP, so she earned a raise. 1973 01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:56,597 Ain't that right, babe? 1974 01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:58,499 - I'm waiting, babe. 1975 01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:00,100 - Gotta go, man. 1976 01:24:00,136 --> 01:24:01,101 Enjoy that. 1977 01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:04,905 - Damn. 1978 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:07,107 I think I just got ate. 1979 01:24:07,143 --> 01:24:09,910 ♪ All night I been watching you ♪ 1980 01:24:09,945 --> 01:24:12,646 ♪ So tonight you're leaving with me ♪ 1981 01:24:12,681 --> 01:24:14,581 ♪ I been waiting my whole life ♪ 1982 01:24:14,617 --> 01:24:15,549 - Let's go. 1983 01:24:17,153 --> 01:24:18,419 ♪ It's on now ♪ 1984 01:24:18,454 --> 01:24:20,654 ♪ We forever young ♪ (music drowns out voice) 1985 01:24:20,689 --> 01:24:24,291 (Calvin screams) 1986 01:24:24,326 --> 01:24:25,492 - [Calvin] Let's go. 1987 01:24:25,528 --> 01:24:26,627 ♪ Let me check your fouls ♪ 1988 01:24:26,662 --> 01:24:28,195 ♪ Two technicals but you beautiful ♪ 1989 01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:30,564 - [Calvin] What are we doing? 1990 01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:35,001 - [Alicia] Make this thing fly.