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<font color="#ffff00">Provided by explosiveskull</font>
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull

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So, last night was fun.

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- It was really fun.
- I had a really good time.

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Well, goodbye for real.

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Yeah.

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- I'm starving.
- I could go for some breakfast.

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Do you wanna go get something to eat?

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Definitely.

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- I'll just get my jacket.
- Yeah.

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The light is hitting the bacon just right
and I have to share it.

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You know, when you have 630 followers,

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- it kinda becomes a responsibility.
- You're gonna have 631 soon.

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If you keep taking pictures like that.

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I did. I hung out by
the crudité table all night,

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trying to work up
the courage to talk to you

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because I knew you'd be back.

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I kept going back to the crudité table,

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trying to get you to notice me.

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I noticed you the moment
you walked in the door.

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What's your last name?

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Why? So you can Google-stalk me?

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No, I just wanna know
what to put in my phone.

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I'm not giving you my phone number.

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You've made a huge mistake.

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I knew it. I felt it in my gut.

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- Oh, shit.
- What?

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I forgot that I made plans
with my friends today.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, go to your friends.
It's not a big deal.

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- Unless you want. I could stay.
- This was fun.

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- I should go.
- Do you wanna stay?

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Okay.

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What is that?

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- What?
- That face.

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Is that your "I wanna kiss you" face?

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No.

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- Wait. Unless…
- Unless what?

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What does your
"I wanna kiss you" face look like?

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It looks a lot like this.

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You are unbelievable.

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You are literally unbelievable!

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If I told someone,
"This is what Leilani said to me,"

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they'd be like, "I don't believe you."

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- You're not upset!
- Why would I be upset?

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Because it's fucked up.

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Don't make this a whole global thing...

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- I'm upset.
- I thought you were kidding.

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- Why would I kidding about this?
- Oh, my God!

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- Okay, he's up now.
- You think we would win The Amazing Race!

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- You don't?
- You think, in a game show

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about a race around the fucking world,

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you and me would come out on top.

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I did, but now I'm not so sure.

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We can't even agree on a restaurant.

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We can't agree because you have a problem
with every restaurant in New Orleans.

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The restaurant capital of the world,
and you can't decide.

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Actually, Hong Kong is
the restaurant capital of the world.

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I just don't want you to embarrass
yourself in front of your friends

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by getting these pretty basic facts wrong.

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I don't hate restaurants.
I like restaurants.

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You literally spent several hours
yesterday writing a negative Yelp review

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with your white-woman fingers

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about that tapas place we went to,

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- and I thought it was tasty.
- It was very salty.

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I didn't know I'd get
mouth-fucked by the Dead Sea!

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And I don't have white-woman fingers.
I've got meaty bronze.

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Why are you being so loud?

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Do you want the neighbors
to think we're crazy?

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Who cares what they think?
They don't know us.

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Hi, nice to meet you! We're fighting!

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No, we're not! We're rehearsing a play!

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It's a fight scene.

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- How's this?
- It's fun.

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It's fun?
What do I look like, Chuck E. Cheese?

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But sexy. You're like Fuck E. Cheese.

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By the way, you know you can't have
your cell phone on those shows, right?

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You'd lose your mind.

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No, I'd be liberated without that thing.

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- I'm good.
- You wanna get that?

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Nope, I'm good!

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What if somebody liked
something on Instagram?

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Shut up. You don't know me.

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It's Val. She said I look thicc.

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Mm-hmm. Another reason
we wouldn't win that show,

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you can't take selfies when you're
half naked, eating ants off a stick.

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Do you even watch the show?

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Have I seen The Amazing Race?

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This is literally the question
you're asking me right now?

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That's what I'm asking you.

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You're asking me
have I seen The Amazing Race?

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You've spent this time judging this show
and you've never seen an episode?

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I don't need to see something
to know I'd hate it.

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I've never been hit by a truck,
but I know it'd suck!

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- Wow!
- I don't wanna rot my brain

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watching that reality show garbage.

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You make documentaries, okay?

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Those are just reality shows
that no one watches.

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Documentaries are not reality shows.
Documentaries are reality.

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Okay? My work is social activism.

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I don't do it for the RTs.

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You don't have to say RTs.
Just say retweets, Dad.

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Can we please go?

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The later we are,
the longer we'll have to stay.

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What's the rush? Not like we're doing
anything exciting afterward.

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I thought we were gonna have sex.

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Oh, yeah, 'cause nothing gets me hotter

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than a plan in the day
to have sex at night. Freaky!

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You want freaky sex?
We could do freaky sex.

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Just let me know what you want me to do

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and I will do it to you
at the designated time.

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That is the antithesis of freaky sex!
Okay?

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Just schedule me in your calendar.

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"Intercourse with Leilani at 10:42."
Super sexy.

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Okay. Freaky sex and scheduling
are not mutually exclusive, okay?

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You think people randomly show up
at the same time for an orgy?

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No, they probably share a Google Calendar.

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I think it's spontaneous.
One guy comes, another guy comes.

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They show up and they have sex.

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It's a bunch of guys there,
why wouldn't you have sex with them all?

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Okay, there's a lot
to parse through there,

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but you're talking about a gang bang,
I'm talking about an orgy.

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Tomato, tomahto. And where are you getting
your group sex information?

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- BuzzFeed?
- I don't know! Very specific example.

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So, who's gonna be
at this dinner-party thing?

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Bobby and Reya.

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Val…

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I think maybe Keith, Stefan…

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Oh, you think maybe Keith?

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Yeah, maybe.

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As if you're not 100% sure
he's gonna be there.

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- I'm not sure. I'm not.
- Oh, yeah?

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You wanna bet? I bet
he's gonna be there with his lame jokes

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and his boring IT stories

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and his beach muscles he gets
from diligent exercise and diet.

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- Are you done?
- Hate to burst the Keith bubble,

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but all those hilarious jokes
that he does?

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Katt Williams.
They're Katt Williams' jokes.

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You're saying that he steals his jokes
from Katt Williams?

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Exactly. You remember when Keith
just slipped into conversation like,

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"I hate when people say, 'Nice to meet
you, ' before I've ever said anything.

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How do you know it's nice to meet me?
I'm an asshole!"

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That's Katt Williams, word for word.

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- That doesn't sound like Katt Williams.
- I'm not gonna use the voice.

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To win The Amazing Race,
you need to be a team, on the same page.

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I'm on one page of the book
and you're reading a magazine.

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I would love to be
on the same page as you,

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but you're always locked
in your office editing that movie.

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It's not a movie. This is a documentary

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about corruption
in the educational system.

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How would I know?
You won't even show it to me.

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- I'll show it to you whenever you want.
- Been working on it forever.

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Okay, great. How about tomorrow?

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I can't do it tomorrow.
I'm rendering the animation.

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Do you know how embarrassing it is
that you've been working on this forever?

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All my friends know it,
and nobody's seen anything.

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Why do you care what your friends think?

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Because I have friends.
You don't have friends

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and I always have to make excuses for you.

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Ryan.

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I'm saying you can do things
simultaneously.

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When you do an ad campaign,
that's different...

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Don't bring up my job. You always do this.

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You brought up my job,
I'm bringing up your job. Why is that...

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It's not a job... Like, mine is a job.
I just wanna say that.

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- It's the same thing.
- I go to work. You work at home.

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Right, 'cause you're selling products
like soap and stuff.

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That's what I'm talking about.
It's bodywash. I always tell you.

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Sorry. I didn't mean to offend bodywash
by calling it soap.

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You didn't offend bodywash.
You offended me.

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I'm so sorry I offended you
by calling it soap and not bodywash.

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Soap is a bodywash.
You wash your body with soap.

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It's the same thing.

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Making a documentary is like...

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Can you please stop talking and listen?

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Look, I don't wanna fight

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and I'm sorry, okay?

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I'm sorry too.

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So when we get there,
can you please be in a good mood?

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'Cause I don't want them to know
that we've been fighting.

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Oh, my God. You did a fake apology.

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You saw we were, like, seven minutes away
and thought, "Oh, I should wrap this up."

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You actually think that
I would fake-apologize

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just so you wouldn't bring your weird,
cranky baby energy into the dinner party?

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Yes, that's what I think
and that's what I said.

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I'm so fucking stupid
I bought your fake apology.

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I'm sorry I believed your fake apology.

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I'm sorry you're such a huge child.

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I'm sorry you have the capacity
to be so mean to me.

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I'm sorry that you make it so easy.

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Well, then I guess we're both sorry.

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- Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry!
- Sorry!

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- Sorry, sorry, sorry!
- Sorry! Sorry!

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- Sorry, sorry, sorry!
- Sorry, sorry. Sorry!

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- Sorry times a million!
- Sorry.

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Steph and George are getting married?

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Did you just like that?

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Yeah.

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- What happened to "marriage is bullshit"?
- It is.

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Okay. Well, then why did you like it?

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Because I didn't wanna be the only one
out of our friends to not like it.

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I'm not a hater.

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Okay. Since the day we've met,

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you've talked about how you think
marriage is fucking lame.

203
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I didn't say "lame." I said "problematic."

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Right. Two people declaring
their eternal love for each other.

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How problematic.

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I think you do want all that stuff.

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Marriage and kids.
You just don't want it with me.

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And I think that you just want
someone with no expectations,

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so you can sit in that room by yourself
for the rest of your life.

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I think you just want a relationship
that you can brag about to your friends.

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Yeah, I do! And I'm not willing to settle.

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I don't wanna settle, either.

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I don't wanna be with someone
who's so fucking shallow.

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And I don't wanna be with someone
who's so satisfied with being a failure.

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- I can't do this anymore.
- This isn't working.

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Are we done?

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I think we've been done for a while.

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- Fuck!
- Shit!

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- Oh, fuck.
- Shit.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

221
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- Are you okay?
- You okay?

222
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There's blood. Here, let me help you up.

223
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- You shouldn't move him.
- Oh, right. Yeah.

224
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- I'm gonna call 911, okay?
- No, no, no!

225
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- I'm fine. I gotta go.
- You're bleeding.

226
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- Are you sure?
- I gotta go. I gotta go!

227
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I don't know if that's a good idea, man.

228
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- Thank you.
- I'll call 911.

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Wait, wait, wait! Wait!
You forgot your phone!

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Oh, my God.

231
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- I need your car!
- What?

232
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I'm a police officer and he's a criminal!

233
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Move the fuck over! Get in the back!

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Move, move, move!

235
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Hold on.

236
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Where'd he go?

237
00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,252
Where'd he go?

238
00:12:27,005 --> 00:12:29,966
- He went that way!
- East! East! Suspect headed eastbound.

239
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,891
What did he do? Was it drugs?

240
00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:39,641
It was drugs, huh? Are you undercover?

241
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,770
You can't tell us
if you're undercover? I get it.

242
00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:43,604
At least we didn't hit a good guy, right?

243
00:12:43,688 --> 00:12:46,357
It's not good that we hit someone,
but we hit a bad guy?

244
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,108
Yeah, who rides a bike
in this part of town?

245
00:12:48,193 --> 00:12:50,528
Yeah, where do you think you are, Europe?

246
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,365
Sorry, we'll be serious.

247
00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,618
Right there! There he goes!

248
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,790
Off the sidewalk, asshole!

249
00:13:07,795 --> 00:13:09,463
Turn, turn, turn!

250
00:13:09,546 --> 00:13:11,423
We got him. Yes!

251
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:14,052
Shit!

252
00:13:16,512 --> 00:13:18,389
Rats! Right?

253
00:13:18,473 --> 00:13:20,308
If you make a left up here,
you can cut him off.

254
00:13:20,391 --> 00:13:21,809
Oh, good idea.

255
00:13:22,727 --> 00:13:24,312
Yep!

256
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,025
There he is, over there!

257
00:13:32,069 --> 00:13:33,487
Fucking jaywalkers.

258
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,245
Shit, he's going in circles!
What an idiot!

259
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:45,416
Turn! Turn!

260
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:48,753
There, there, there!
Go, go, go! He turned the corner!

261
00:13:48,837 --> 00:13:50,838
Go down this alley, it's a dead end!

262
00:13:52,714 --> 00:13:54,007
Justice!

263
00:14:02,391 --> 00:14:03,642
Oh, my God!

264
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,122
So, do we cuff him now?

265
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,921
Officer, could you please stop doing that?

266
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,301
Oh, my God.

267
00:14:50,397 --> 00:14:52,107
I don't think he's a cop.

268
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,136
Oh, my God.

269
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,637
Hello?

270
00:15:22,597 --> 00:15:23,807
I think he's fucking dead.

271
00:15:24,641 --> 00:15:25,809
Oh, shit!

272
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,602
- What the fuck?
- Oh, my God.

273
00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:34,650
Oh, my God, what did you do?

274
00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:37,945
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no.

275
00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:40,280
- This isn't what it looks like.
- We didn't kill him.

276
00:15:40,365 --> 00:15:41,866
You hit him with your car.

277
00:15:41,949 --> 00:15:43,575
No! I mean, yes, I did, but...

278
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,245
- No, that's all.
- That was a while ago.

279
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:46,829
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

280
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,833
After I hit him,
he was alive and, like, great.

281
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,251
Not "great."
He wasn't having the best day,

282
00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:54,753
- but he has been breathing since then.
- He's fucking dead!

283
00:15:54,838 --> 00:15:56,964
We know he's dead, but we didn't kill him.

284
00:15:57,048 --> 00:15:58,174
He just said he killed him.

285
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,468
No. I said I hit him with my car.
Very different.

286
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,970
Clearly it worked.
You killed the guy with your car!

287
00:16:03,054 --> 00:16:05,098
- We hit him earlier, driving…
- I was driving, we broke up.

288
00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:06,932
- I got distracted…
- …to Bobby and Reya's house.

289
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:10,145
- …and I ran through a red light.
- This guy with a mustache…

290
00:16:10,227 --> 00:16:12,981
I helped him with my map,
which I admit was a mistake.

291
00:16:13,064 --> 00:16:15,150
He took our car, ran over him like a dog...

292
00:16:15,232 --> 00:16:16,400
We need to call the cops.

293
00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,402
Back and forth ten times

294
00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:21,740
and I've got a dead guy's blood on me
and my car's a fucking murder weapon!

295
00:16:21,823 --> 00:16:23,491
- What are you doing?
- I'm calling 911.

296
00:16:23,574 --> 00:16:25,285
Please don't do that.
We would never hurt anyone.

297
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,661
I hate hurting people.
I'm a documentary filmmaker.

298
00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:31,290
She works at a very prestigious ad agency.
They've won, like, five Clios.

299
00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:33,834
We do ads and digital media.
It's, like, a multi-platform thing.

300
00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:35,962
Tell them about the awards you've won.

301
00:16:36,045 --> 00:16:39,757
Marketing, and I won one
for digital entrepreneurship.

302
00:16:39,841 --> 00:16:42,302
You see? We're good people.

303
00:16:42,385 --> 00:16:44,429
I'd like to report a murder or whatever.

304
00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:45,888
We didn't murder anybody!

305
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,140
- Yeah, stop.
- You stop!

306
00:16:48,058 --> 00:16:49,851
Oh, my God, the police
aren't gonna believe us.

307
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:51,477
Do you know how stupid we sound?

308
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,480
- This is a citizen's arrest.
- What is that?

309
00:16:54,564 --> 00:16:56,315
- It's an arrest from a citizen.
- Can you do that?

310
00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:58,777
- Can he do that?
- On the count of three. Okay?

311
00:16:58,859 --> 00:17:01,028
On the count of three, what?
What is that face?

312
00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:03,073
I can't read your face! Just say it.

313
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,656
- On the count of three.
- What?

314
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:06,451
- One, two, three, go!
- What?

315
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:08,368
- The guy ran for it.
- Jibran!

316
00:17:08,453 --> 00:17:10,079
Okay, the guy's name is Jibran.

317
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,582
- Run, Leilani!
- The girl's name is Leilani.

318
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,584
Shit.

319
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,918
She's... She's running too now.

320
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,754
She's wearing heels
that look actually amazing.

321
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,839
Oh, she just happens to be
African-American

322
00:17:20,924 --> 00:17:23,300
and he just happens to be
a person of color as well.

323
00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:25,804
But I don't think they're murderers
because they're minorities.

324
00:17:25,886 --> 00:17:28,138
I think they're murderers
because they just killed a guy

325
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:29,432
- and he's laying here.
- Hey, guys.

326
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,934
- It's Josh from Big Eatsy.
- Are you going live without me?

327
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,478
I know you wanted to hear about

328
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,271
the new fast cazh Cronut place
in the Loft District,

329
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,941
but I got a weird one for you.

330
00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:50,119
Hey.

331
00:17:52,079 --> 00:17:53,205
Are you okay?

332
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:58,043
- Nosebleeds.
- It's house painting with red paint.

333
00:17:58,127 --> 00:18:00,797
We were painting the kitchen blood colors?

334
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:07,428
What can I get for you guys?

335
00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,012
Do you have alcohol?

336
00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:11,433
- Two, please.
- Two.

337
00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:12,725
Two what?

338
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:15,436
Two alcohols, please. Thank you so much.

339
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,523
We don't serve alcohol.

340
00:18:23,485 --> 00:18:24,903
We need to call my brother.

341
00:18:24,988 --> 00:18:26,489
Why would we do that?

342
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,532
Because he's well-connected.

343
00:18:28,616 --> 00:18:30,367
He knows all the best lawyers.

344
00:18:30,452 --> 00:18:32,953
Right, 'cause Devon knows everybody.

345
00:18:33,037 --> 00:18:34,414
What does that mean?

346
00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:36,749
He said he knew Klay Thompson.

347
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,042
- He does know Klay Thompson.
- He does not know Klay Thompson.

348
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:41,253
- He showed me the photos.
- That was a meet-and-greet.

349
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,047
There was a whole line, okay?

350
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,382
He was wearing a Klay Thompson jersey.

351
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,801
Friends don't wear their friends' jerseys.

352
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,056
You brought him up.

353
00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:54,349
We have to go to the police.

354
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,771
Us? You and me?

355
00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,815
How do you think that's gonna go?

356
00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:03,193
- It's the best bad idea.
- No, it's not.

357
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,236
They're gonna arrest us in two seconds.

358
00:19:05,319 --> 00:19:06,862
Maybe we just tell them the truth.

359
00:19:06,988 --> 00:19:08,698
Do you think the police
care about the truth?

360
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,326
You think they'll give us
the benefit of the doubt?

361
00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:15,079
- But what else?
- Jibran, the truth sounds crazy.

362
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:18,373
What are you gonna say to them?

363
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,084
"Hello, Officer.

364
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,795
We are turning ourselves in for now,

365
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:25,380
because we have nothing to hide."

366
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,466
"Then why'd you run
from the scene of the crime?"

367
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:30,761
"Good question, Officer.
That's why you're good at your job.

368
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:34,056
It's because we looked guilty.

369
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,267
Which was scary for us,
because we are not guilty.

370
00:19:37,351 --> 00:19:39,896
So, in a way, us running
only proves that we are..."

371
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,148
"That's me covering up my bodycam,

372
00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:45,068
so I can beat your ass, you fucking liar."

373
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,612
- Okay. Okay. Done?
- Nope.

374
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,074
That was me throwing the book at you.

375
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,868
You know there's
no real actual book, right?

376
00:19:54,953 --> 00:19:56,870
"So you left a man dead in the street?"

377
00:19:56,954 --> 00:19:59,499
- "We did not leave him dead."
- "And didn't call the police?"

378
00:19:59,581 --> 00:20:01,626
"Because there was no time,
because we had to..."

379
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,837
"Brown man, you sound crazy."

380
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:05,796
- "Don't say that."
- "You look like a murderer to me."

381
00:20:05,879 --> 00:20:08,006
- "Don't say that."
- "Look at your murderous beard

382
00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:09,550
and your murderous brow."

383
00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,010
You said you liked the beard.

384
00:20:11,094 --> 00:20:13,638
Your beard looks like murder.

385
00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:21,730
- Don't.
- Hello?

386
00:20:21,812 --> 00:20:23,230
Leilani, where the fuck are you guys?

387
00:20:23,313 --> 00:20:25,816
I'm sorry. We bumped into an old friend.

388
00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:27,776
- And…
- Still at home.

389
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,155
…we were going back and forth
with him several times.

390
00:20:30,238 --> 00:20:32,657
Can you tell them to grab some wine?
We don't have any white for Evonne.

391
00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:35,660
Hey, can you pick up a bottle of pinot?
Grigio, not noir.

392
00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:38,203
You know what Evonne's like
when she drinks tequila.

393
00:20:38,288 --> 00:20:40,290
Sure, we'll bring a bottle over.

394
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,040
Great. See you in a bit.

395
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:46,087
- What's going on?
- They're acting weird.

396
00:20:46,171 --> 00:20:50,091
Oh, my God.
Babe, what if they got engaged?

397
00:20:50,175 --> 00:20:52,719
How you know it's nice to meet me?
What if I'm an asshole?

398
00:20:53,636 --> 00:20:54,803
You're hilarious.

399
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,223
Bobby wanted...

400
00:20:57,307 --> 00:20:59,434
They want us to bring
a bottle over to dinner.

401
00:20:59,517 --> 00:21:01,352
Fine. Probably pick up a pinot
on the way to prison.

402
00:21:10,611 --> 00:21:14,031
This silver milk-shake container
is such a thing, you know?

403
00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:15,742
They're always like, "We made too much,

404
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:17,994
so here's the extra
and the container that we made it in."

405
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,038
They can't just measure it out?

406
00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:24,250
They don't do that with other stuff.

407
00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:26,169
They're not like, "Well, here's spaghetti

408
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,296
and here's some more
spaghetti on the side.

409
00:21:28,378 --> 00:21:30,548
We made too much for the spaghetti plate.

410
00:21:30,632 --> 00:21:32,425
Here's soup.

411
00:21:32,509 --> 00:21:35,886
We didn't wanna measure it out early on,
and here we are."

412
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,763
Like, what the fuck?

413
00:21:37,847 --> 00:21:40,058
- It's crazy.
- It's so crazy.

414
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:43,394
Not the extra milk-shake container.

415
00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:54,905
Is this Leilani Brooks?

416
00:21:55,656 --> 00:21:56,824
Who is this?

417
00:21:56,907 --> 00:21:59,284
This is Detective Mary Martin
of the New Orleans PD.

418
00:21:59,368 --> 00:22:00,703
Hi, Detective.

419
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:03,289
Have you driven your vehicle
at any time today?

420
00:22:04,374 --> 00:22:07,544
No, not today. Mm-mmm.

421
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,003
- Can I ask where you are now?
- She's asking where I am now.

422
00:22:10,088 --> 00:22:11,463
- Hang up.
- Home.

423
00:22:11,548 --> 00:22:13,717
I'm home. Just chilling.

424
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,844
Are you saying that your vehicle
is at home as well?

425
00:22:15,926 --> 00:22:18,178
- Hang up.
- Yes!

426
00:22:18,262 --> 00:22:20,889
If I just go to my window right now,
I should see...

427
00:22:21,724 --> 00:22:23,016
Oh, my God.

428
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,310
Honey, wasn't our car parked outside?

429
00:22:25,395 --> 00:22:27,105
This is crazy, Detective.

430
00:22:27,187 --> 00:22:29,273
I must have left the keys in the ignition.

431
00:22:29,357 --> 00:22:30,942
Can I get you two anything else?

432
00:22:31,024 --> 00:22:32,651
Is that a waitress?

433
00:22:32,735 --> 00:22:34,695
Ma'am, where are you right now?

434
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:38,616
- Okay. I'll get your check.
- Thank you.

435
00:22:40,702 --> 00:22:43,288
One question. What the fuck?

436
00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,790
- I'm trying to help.
- No, that was not...

437
00:22:45,874 --> 00:22:48,084
What? You're so dramatic.

438
00:22:49,210 --> 00:22:50,587
What? What do I... What?

439
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:51,670
Po-po.

440
00:22:51,754 --> 00:22:52,921
Po-po?

441
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,548
- Po-po.
- What?

442
00:23:01,806 --> 00:23:04,517
- Did you just wave?
- I waved at the police.

443
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,395
- Why would you do that?
- Because I didn't want to seem suspicious.

444
00:23:07,479 --> 00:23:09,314
That is Suspicion 101.

445
00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:13,401
We don't...

446
00:23:14,735 --> 00:23:18,822
You look so shady. Stop that! Stop!

447
00:23:21,283 --> 00:23:23,911
Who counts money...
No one counts money like that.

448
00:23:30,585 --> 00:23:31,795
Thank you.

449
00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:40,427
Hey, you two.

450
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:46,475
Forgot your phone.

451
00:23:49,604 --> 00:23:51,689
- Oh, God.
- Yeah.

452
00:23:51,772 --> 00:23:54,192
- We're so stupid.
- Thank you. Stupid.

453
00:23:54,274 --> 00:23:55,984
- Forgot my phone!
- That's my phone!

454
00:23:56,069 --> 00:23:58,738
- Our phone. We share a phone.
- We share a phone.

455
00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:01,074
- He cheats on me and I don't trust him.
- Yeah.

456
00:24:01,156 --> 00:24:02,617
It's not a crime though, right?

457
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:06,746
She's like, "You're breaking my heart,
Jeffrey… O'Malley."

458
00:24:08,123 --> 00:24:09,540
- Bye.
- At ease.

459
00:24:11,376 --> 00:24:14,421
- We're so fucked!
- No, we're not.

460
00:24:15,422 --> 00:24:17,298
We just have to lay low

461
00:24:17,382 --> 00:24:20,552
and keep a low profile
until this blows over.

462
00:24:20,635 --> 00:24:21,761
I don't think...

463
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,973
- Murders don't blow over, Lei.
- Yes, they do.

464
00:24:26,057 --> 00:24:28,518
If the police find the guy
that they're looking for.

465
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,477
You and me are the guy
they're looking for.

466
00:24:30,561 --> 00:24:33,147
You know that song "Bad boys,
bad boys, whatcha gonna do"?

467
00:24:33,231 --> 00:24:35,567
We're the bad boys. What are we gonna do?

468
00:24:35,649 --> 00:24:37,444
Yeah, I know that song
"Who Let the Dogs Out."

469
00:24:37,527 --> 00:24:39,319
And I'm always like,
who did let the dogs out?

470
00:24:39,404 --> 00:24:41,280
Are we just talking about
songs that we remember?

471
00:24:41,364 --> 00:24:42,365
You started it.

472
00:24:44,867 --> 00:24:46,493
Bicycle guy's phone bing-bonged.

473
00:24:46,578 --> 00:24:48,620
It just made a bing-bong sound.

474
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:51,832
- Don't touch it! That's evidence!
- I've been touching it the whole time.

475
00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:56,838
It's his calendar. "Edie at Dragon's Den."

476
00:24:56,921 --> 00:25:01,009
Wait. This Edie person
obviously knows Bicycle, right?

477
00:25:01,091 --> 00:25:02,342
What?

478
00:25:02,426 --> 00:25:05,597
So what if she knows
who wanted to kill Bicycle?

479
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,726
Okay, so you're suggesting
we actually go out there and solve a...

480
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,644
murder? That's what you're suggesting?

481
00:25:11,728 --> 00:25:13,521
Kinda.

482
00:25:13,605 --> 00:25:16,232
Who the fuck do you think we are?
Hobbs and Shaw?

483
00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:18,985
We're not even a couple.
We couldn't figure out our relationship.

484
00:25:19,069 --> 00:25:21,570
You think that we're gonna
figure out who killed Bicycle?

485
00:25:25,116 --> 00:25:26,451
We did break up, right?

486
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:29,703
Yeah.

487
00:25:29,788 --> 00:25:30,914
Okay.

488
00:25:32,499 --> 00:25:35,794
Jibran, all we need is a name.
We get Mustache's name,

489
00:25:35,876 --> 00:25:38,296
we take it to the police,
and then we're in the clear.

490
00:25:38,378 --> 00:25:40,548
We have ten minutes to get there.

491
00:25:40,632 --> 00:25:43,218
I don't think this is a good idea at all.

492
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:46,971
I know you're scared, Ji,
and I'm scared, too. But…

493
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,392
What a sweet baby.

494
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:56,606
Can we try Edie? See if she can help us?

495
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,193
Okay. But if you're wrong

496
00:26:00,276 --> 00:26:02,153
and we spend the rest of our lives
on death row,

497
00:26:02,236 --> 00:26:03,904
I'm gonna be so pissed at you.

498
00:26:03,988 --> 00:26:05,030
That's fair.

499
00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:11,871
Oh, my God. It's the police.

500
00:26:11,954 --> 00:26:14,706
- Don't answer it, ignore it.
- Right, right, right.

501
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,333
Right, right.

502
00:26:17,626 --> 00:26:19,712
Why do they still have
the cigarette lighter?

503
00:26:19,796 --> 00:26:22,924
Like, just make it a power outlet
at this point, you know?

504
00:26:23,007 --> 00:26:24,759
Like, who's like,
"I'm operating a vehicle,

505
00:26:24,842 --> 00:26:26,802
I want to introduce fire into this..."

506
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,930
Jibran, please.
No more milk-shake monologues,

507
00:26:29,012 --> 00:26:31,223
- okay?
- Right.

508
00:26:31,307 --> 00:26:33,268
Excuse me, sir,
this isn't our destination.

509
00:26:37,312 --> 00:26:39,314
- Are you Leon?
- Yes, sir.

510
00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:40,607
Dope.

511
00:26:45,363 --> 00:26:46,865
You ordered a Lyft share.

512
00:26:46,947 --> 00:26:49,617
I just have it set
on that option by default.

513
00:26:51,161 --> 00:26:53,830
You're amazing.

514
00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:56,875
- You're amazing.
- But you're like amazing-amazing.

515
00:26:56,957 --> 00:26:59,918
- No, you are.
- I miss you when we're together.

516
00:27:00,002 --> 00:27:01,545
Like, right this second,

517
00:27:01,628 --> 00:27:04,549
I am sitting next to you and I miss you.

518
00:27:04,632 --> 00:27:06,092
Oh, baby.

519
00:27:06,175 --> 00:27:09,678
We're gonna go to this spot
and find this Edie person

520
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:11,555
and then see what happens.

521
00:27:13,183 --> 00:27:15,434
How are we gonna know who Edie is?

522
00:27:15,518 --> 00:27:18,521
- We go up to her and ask if...
- Where'd you get that tattoo?

523
00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:22,567
I love you more than I love my mom!

524
00:27:22,649 --> 00:27:24,610
Shut the fuck up! Okay?

525
00:27:24,694 --> 00:27:29,199
It's all kissy and huggy now,
but it all comes crashing down. Okay?

526
00:27:34,244 --> 00:27:36,997
All right, here we go
into the Dragon's Den.

527
00:27:37,081 --> 00:27:38,791
It'll be fine. We got this.

528
00:27:42,753 --> 00:27:46,131
It's not that bad. We just gotta find her.

529
00:27:46,215 --> 00:27:47,675
Okay. Yeah.

530
00:27:48,550 --> 00:27:51,471
We just act super normal, okay?

531
00:27:51,553 --> 00:27:55,974
Yeah. We're normal. Just normal people.

532
00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,728
Coming to a bar.

533
00:28:04,692 --> 00:28:06,194
We should not have come here.

534
00:28:06,277 --> 00:28:09,030
You say that anytime
we go anywhere with people.

535
00:28:09,114 --> 00:28:11,324
I was talking about
the sense of impending doom

536
00:28:11,407 --> 00:28:13,659
that's growing in the pit
of my stomach right now!

537
00:28:13,742 --> 00:28:17,579
I'm just saying. If I never made plans,
we would never go anywhere.

538
00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:20,250
Congratulations,
you made plans and this happened.

539
00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:38,143
- Okay, act normal.
- Love dancing.

540
00:28:38,225 --> 00:28:39,935
Normal-people shit.

541
00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:51,071
That has to be her.

542
00:28:51,114 --> 00:28:52,866
Okay, what do we do?

543
00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:55,869
We should go over there, right?

544
00:29:12,135 --> 00:29:13,136
Edie?

545
00:29:14,095 --> 00:29:16,347
Edie. Edie?

546
00:29:17,598 --> 00:29:19,309
Stop talking.

547
00:29:19,392 --> 00:29:20,769
Come with me.

548
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,899
Who are you? He sent you?

549
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:30,611
Yeah. Jibran, why don't you explain?

550
00:29:31,695 --> 00:29:33,697
There's sort of not a good starting point.

551
00:29:33,781 --> 00:29:35,992
He wants to be unprofessional
and send two strangers

552
00:29:36,076 --> 00:29:38,078
instead of coming himself, that's fine.

553
00:29:38,161 --> 00:29:39,871
Let's just do this and be done with it.

554
00:29:39,953 --> 00:29:42,248
We wanted to know
if you know a guy with a mustache.

555
00:29:42,331 --> 00:29:45,334
- We don't know what's going on.
- Know a guy with a mustache?

556
00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:47,837
Okay, drop the act. It's unbecoming.

557
00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:49,923
There's a way to do this
that's respectable.

558
00:29:54,344 --> 00:29:56,763
And this? This is not that.

559
00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,607
Hand 'em over and this can all end.

560
00:30:08,691 --> 00:30:10,026
- What?
- Oh, no.

561
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,444
The pictures. Give me the envelope.

562
00:30:12,529 --> 00:30:13,780
What pictures?

563
00:30:13,863 --> 00:30:15,865
- Oh, no.
- You guys think you're the only ones

564
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:17,741
who can dig up a little dirt?

565
00:30:19,368 --> 00:30:20,869
I know who your boss is.

566
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,996
We don't have a boss.
We don't work together.

567
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,125
We don't know what pictures
you're talking about.

568
00:30:25,207 --> 00:30:27,209
I'm a documentary filmmaker,
she works at an ad agency.

569
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:30,088
Remember that commercial where the guy's
a nerd and then he uses this bodywash

570
00:30:30,171 --> 00:30:31,756
and all the girls, like, wanna fuck him?

571
00:30:31,839 --> 00:30:33,757
- That was her idea!
- That was my idea.

572
00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:36,261
It was based on a true story.
This guy was nerdy at my college,

573
00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:38,596
and he would smell good
and then I was like, "I like him now."

574
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,515
She didn't like the way
a guy looked at college,

575
00:30:40,598 --> 00:30:42,559
and then he smelled better
and then she fucked him!

576
00:30:42,642 --> 00:30:45,895
- But it's fine and we don't know anything!
- Yeah, right.

577
00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:48,857
You showed up at the designated time
and place of the exchange.

578
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:51,359
Yeah, because this guy's phone
bing-bonged your name!

579
00:30:51,443 --> 00:30:54,237
We're trying to go to our friend's party.
We have nothing to do with anything.

580
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,364
We just answered a bing-bong!

581
00:30:58,907 --> 00:31:00,200
Jibran. Mm-mmm.

582
00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:03,203
- She's not buying it.
- Okay.

583
00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:05,165
Let's take the guesswork out here.

584
00:31:05,248 --> 00:31:08,293
You said that
this gentleman's not your boss

585
00:31:08,376 --> 00:31:10,462
- and you don't even know him?
- No.

586
00:31:10,544 --> 00:31:13,297
Why don't we just call him
and see what he has to say?

587
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,007
- Okay. Great.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, call him.

588
00:31:20,847 --> 00:31:22,807
Oh, no.

589
00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:24,558
It's not what you think.

590
00:31:24,642 --> 00:31:27,145
Don't pee down my back
and tell me it's raining.

591
00:31:27,228 --> 00:31:28,938
- Why would we do that?
- We would never do that.

592
00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:31,023
If she pees down your back,
she's gonna say it's pee.

593
00:31:31,107 --> 00:31:33,693
You think you can fuck with a congressman
and get away with it?

594
00:31:33,777 --> 00:31:35,319
You got another thing coming.

595
00:31:37,739 --> 00:31:39,741
- Oh, no!
- What the fuck?

596
00:31:41,492 --> 00:31:43,703
Did you just tell them I'm a congressman?

597
00:31:43,787 --> 00:31:45,663
- I...
- Come here. Real quick.

598
00:31:47,415 --> 00:31:48,791
I'll be right back.

599
00:31:52,252 --> 00:31:54,547
What's happening? Can you get out?

600
00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:56,423
This is fucking insane.

601
00:31:56,508 --> 00:31:57,800
Take that damn mask off, Brett.

602
00:31:57,884 --> 00:31:59,594
Are you okay?

603
00:31:59,676 --> 00:32:02,097
Well, it still doesn't seem
like a good idea.

604
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:06,059
My husband. He was just about to get me
my pan. Right, hon?

605
00:32:06,142 --> 00:32:08,061
I thought we agreed
we weren't gonna do the pan.

606
00:32:08,144 --> 00:32:10,814
You go get me my goddamn pan!

607
00:32:10,896 --> 00:32:13,316
Hey, just to clarify,
we're not blackmailing anybody.

608
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:14,691
Excuse me, what is "the pan"?

609
00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:18,363
You tried to fuck us.
Now you're gonna get fucked.

610
00:32:18,445 --> 00:32:20,990
Your premise is wrong
because we didn't try to fuck you.

611
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:22,825
- We don't wanna get fucked.
- No.

612
00:32:25,328 --> 00:32:29,706
I just love the smell
of sizzling bacon, don't you?

613
00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:32,626
The only problem is the grease!

614
00:32:32,710 --> 00:32:35,171
Y'all ever see a bad grease burn?

615
00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:38,507
It is remarkable the damage
a little hot oil can do.

616
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:41,176
I'm gonna give you both a choice, okay?

617
00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:44,848
All the grease in this pan,

618
00:32:44,931 --> 00:32:48,268
or what's behind this door.

619
00:32:48,350 --> 00:32:50,352
- What?
- I said,

620
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,732
bacon grease, or door.

621
00:32:53,815 --> 00:32:55,024
It's up to you.

622
00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:57,652
And you're first, Mr. Bing-Bong.

623
00:32:57,735 --> 00:32:59,361
Take the grease.

624
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:01,990
Are you serious? It's boiling hot grease.

625
00:33:02,072 --> 00:33:05,367
And she could pour the grease on my face!
Edie, may I ask a question?

626
00:33:05,452 --> 00:33:07,453
Do I get to know
prior to making my decision

627
00:33:07,537 --> 00:33:09,038
where you'll be pouring the grease?

628
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:12,082
Yeah, it'll probably
most definitely be your face.

629
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:13,417
Thank you.

630
00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:15,043
She said probably my face.

631
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:18,380
She's obviously trying to scare you
into choosing something worse.

632
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,675
We're single now. I have to
go out into the dating world.

633
00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:22,218
How do you think I'm gonna do on Bumble?

634
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,721
- Scars are super sexy.
- You like burn scars?

635
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,181
After this, I'm gonna seek out a guy
with a burnt face.

636
00:33:27,264 --> 00:33:30,184
You promise?
I'm gonna stalk your Facebook so hard.

637
00:33:30,268 --> 00:33:32,979
And if you're not with a fucking
burn victim, I'm gonna be so very upset.

638
00:33:33,062 --> 00:33:35,607
Thanks for reminding me to block you.
I'm blocking you after this.

639
00:33:35,690 --> 00:33:38,526
Let's make a decision here.
My husband and I have plans tonight.

640
00:33:38,609 --> 00:33:41,487
I'll go with not the grease.
I'll go with the door.

641
00:33:41,570 --> 00:33:43,238
- Jibran!
- Door it is.

642
00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:45,574
Tell 'em what they've won.

643
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:47,284
- No! Plant your feet!
- I am!

644
00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:49,037
Stop it! Leave him alone!

645
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:51,330
- Open the door.
- Yep.

646
00:33:58,588 --> 00:34:00,214
Is it gonna shit on me?

647
00:34:08,430 --> 00:34:10,057
Take the grease.

648
00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:11,475
It's your turn, little missy.

649
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:13,269
The grease! I take the grease!

650
00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,312
A lady who knows what she wants.

651
00:34:18,232 --> 00:34:20,443
No, no, no! No, no, no!

652
00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:25,031
No, no, no, no, no!

653
00:34:25,115 --> 00:34:26,408
Okay, let's see...

654
00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:27,908
No!

655
00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:33,872
Help, help, help, help!

656
00:34:33,957 --> 00:34:37,001
- Oh, God. Honey, are you all right?
- No!

657
00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:40,046
- Okay?
- Yeah.

658
00:34:49,472 --> 00:34:51,182
Stay back! Stay back! You stay back!

659
00:34:51,265 --> 00:34:52,474
- You ready?
- Yeah.

660
00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:54,102
One, two, three...

661
00:34:54,185 --> 00:34:56,521
Where are you going?

662
00:34:58,606 --> 00:35:00,649
- They're getting away!
- Honey!

663
00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:03,069
- Lift it up! I gotta get him.
- Oh, my God. My arm!

664
00:35:03,153 --> 00:35:04,154
Honey, no!

665
00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:11,995
- You okay? You okay?
- Yeah. My shoe got stuck.

666
00:35:14,414 --> 00:35:15,415
Come on.

667
00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:21,044
- This place gives me the creeps.
- Fucking scary.

668
00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:25,050
- You there!
- Was that for us?

669
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,885
Oh, my God.

670
00:35:26,968 --> 00:35:28,053
Stop!

671
00:35:30,138 --> 00:35:32,848
We are Penworth Estate security.

672
00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:35,310
Surrender yourselves immediately.

673
00:35:35,392 --> 00:35:39,688
Surrender immediately. You are trespassing
on Penworth Estate property.

674
00:35:42,484 --> 00:35:44,444
Oh, you're lucky.

675
00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:47,238
Our sovereignty ends right here.

676
00:35:47,321 --> 00:35:49,907
You step on
Penworth Estates property again,

677
00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:51,617
we're gonna punish you

678
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:54,078
to the best of our abilities.

679
00:35:57,082 --> 00:35:58,290
That's right, Bruce.

680
00:36:01,211 --> 00:36:02,294
Shit.

681
00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:31,908
What the fuck just happened?

682
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,827
I said, "One, two, three," and you ran.

683
00:36:34,910 --> 00:36:36,662
Yeah, 'cause that's
what you did in the alley.

684
00:36:36,745 --> 00:36:38,664
You set a precedent.
That's what I was going off of.

685
00:36:38,747 --> 00:36:40,124
I assumed you assumed

686
00:36:40,207 --> 00:36:42,626
this time it would be like,
"One, two, three, attack."

687
00:36:42,709 --> 00:36:44,169
Why would I assume that?

688
00:36:44,254 --> 00:36:46,631
Because we had weapons? I don't know.

689
00:36:47,173 --> 00:36:50,008
I never want to see a horse again
in my life.

690
00:36:55,515 --> 00:36:56,516
Thank you.

691
00:37:04,649 --> 00:37:06,443
What, I look stupid?

692
00:37:06,526 --> 00:37:08,236
Kinda like unicorn throw-up?

693
00:37:08,318 --> 00:37:09,903
No, you look…

694
00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:11,990
the opposite.

695
00:37:12,948 --> 00:37:14,117
Unstupid.

696
00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:20,749
Are you okay?

697
00:37:21,999 --> 00:37:23,167
Yeah, I'm fine.

698
00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:26,963
It just hurts a lot
right where the horse kicked me.

699
00:37:30,258 --> 00:37:31,384
Come with me.

700
00:37:33,510 --> 00:37:34,803
It looks okay?

701
00:37:34,888 --> 00:37:36,431
- If you could…
- Sorry.

702
00:37:36,513 --> 00:37:38,515
…stop tapping right where the wound is.

703
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,060
I'm just trying to help.

704
00:37:40,142 --> 00:37:41,519
Okay.

705
00:37:41,602 --> 00:37:43,062
Come on, let's do this.

706
00:37:43,146 --> 00:37:45,147
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

707
00:37:48,901 --> 00:37:52,112
I can't. I'm just gonna wear this shirt
for the rest of my life.

708
00:37:52,196 --> 00:37:54,073
No, you're not. Stand up.

709
00:37:56,993 --> 00:37:58,745
Raise your arms.

710
00:38:02,164 --> 00:38:04,708
Okay. One, two, three.

711
00:38:14,468 --> 00:38:17,179
Can I just say this is
the most batshit crazy night ever?

712
00:38:17,263 --> 00:38:20,225
You've never been framed for murder
and tortured with bacon grease?

713
00:38:22,017 --> 00:38:23,144
Really?

714
00:38:23,227 --> 00:38:24,979
- It just...
- Really?

715
00:38:25,062 --> 00:38:27,523
- Just be so gentle. Just...
- Okay, I'm sorry.

716
00:38:29,316 --> 00:38:30,651
I didn't even touch you.

717
00:38:43,705 --> 00:38:45,916
I ordered us a Lyft.

718
00:38:45,999 --> 00:38:47,918
I hope you changed your settings.

719
00:38:59,430 --> 00:39:01,640
You probably don't remember this, but,

720
00:39:02,809 --> 00:39:06,019
our first date, that restaurant,

721
00:39:06,104 --> 00:39:08,897
there was this couple sitting next to us,

722
00:39:08,981 --> 00:39:11,734
- and they didn't talk the whole...
- I remember them.

723
00:39:11,818 --> 00:39:13,694
- You do?
- Yeah.

724
00:39:13,778 --> 00:39:16,071
They didn't say anything to each other
the entire time.

725
00:39:16,156 --> 00:39:18,324
You know, I think about them all the time.

726
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,287
'Cause I was looking at them
like I never want to be that couple,

727
00:39:22,370 --> 00:39:24,539
you know, that runs out of stuff
to talk about.

728
00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:26,040
But the more I think about them,

729
00:39:26,124 --> 00:39:27,667
the more I'm like…

730
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,544
maybe they weren't miserable.

731
00:39:30,627 --> 00:39:32,796
You know? Maybe they were just

732
00:39:32,881 --> 00:39:34,883
comfortable with each other.

733
00:39:41,597 --> 00:39:44,516
So my theory about Edie
obviously didn't pan out.

734
00:39:46,727 --> 00:39:49,481
Maybe you were right.
Maybe we should just go to the cops.

735
00:39:51,024 --> 00:39:52,525
I found something.

736
00:39:53,401 --> 00:39:54,527
What?

737
00:39:56,153 --> 00:39:58,572
The piece of paper that Edie had
with Bicycle's number?

738
00:39:58,656 --> 00:40:00,241
It has an address on it, too.

739
00:40:00,325 --> 00:40:01,993
What? When did you get this?

740
00:40:02,077 --> 00:40:04,037
I was thinking,
maybe Mustache killed Bicycle

741
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,164
because of those pictures
that Edie was talking about.

742
00:40:06,247 --> 00:40:09,084
If we can find those pictures,
figure out what they are,

743
00:40:09,167 --> 00:40:10,668
maybe we can exonerate ourselves.

744
00:40:10,752 --> 00:40:12,796
Mustache was clearly
looking for something,

745
00:40:12,879 --> 00:40:15,214
and Edie was very upset
about those pictures.

746
00:40:15,298 --> 00:40:16,591
- It's a clue, right?
- Yeah!

747
00:40:16,673 --> 00:40:18,175
I did a clue.

748
00:40:20,928 --> 00:40:22,722
Should we go to that address?

749
00:40:23,765 --> 00:40:26,267
You know this is actually illegal, right?

750
00:40:26,350 --> 00:40:28,310
Breaking into Bicycle's house?

751
00:40:29,062 --> 00:40:30,146
Are you sure?

752
00:40:31,314 --> 00:40:33,774
- Are you?
- Yeah.

753
00:40:34,859 --> 00:40:36,486
That's our guy.

754
00:40:42,283 --> 00:40:43,785
Oh, shit.

755
00:40:47,747 --> 00:40:48,832
Shit.

756
00:40:49,999 --> 00:40:51,834
He knows it's us,
he totally knows it's us.

757
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:53,544
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

758
00:40:53,627 --> 00:40:56,171
Shit, he's totally onto us.
He's on to us, he's on to us.

759
00:41:00,135 --> 00:41:01,636
He's just a regular racist.

760
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,763
- Thank God.
- Let's go.

761
00:41:18,026 --> 00:41:19,194
Shit.

762
00:41:20,321 --> 00:41:22,615
- What?
- How are we gonna get up there?

763
00:41:22,698 --> 00:41:24,158
What? You just...

764
00:41:24,908 --> 00:41:26,827
Did you think it was one
of those "Men Only" doors?

765
00:41:26,910 --> 00:41:27,912
Sorry.

766
00:41:29,372 --> 00:41:31,040
Maybe…

767
00:41:31,124 --> 00:41:33,376
Maybe there's one of those catwalk things
around the side...

768
00:41:33,459 --> 00:41:35,878
A "catwalk"?
You mean like for fashion shows?

769
00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:37,504
Do you mean a fire escape?

770
00:41:38,881 --> 00:41:40,300
Why are you making jokes? This is serious.

771
00:41:40,383 --> 00:41:41,468
Okay. Okay.

772
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:45,055
Yeah. Break the glass. You go.

773
00:41:45,138 --> 00:41:46,598
- I'm wearing heels.
- You're wearing heels.

774
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,766
Right. The ice pick part
will stab the glass...

775
00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:51,603
The "ice pick part"? Do you mean the heel?

776
00:41:51,685 --> 00:41:55,022
Yes, the pointy heel part of the shoe
will break the glass. It'll go through it.

777
00:41:55,106 --> 00:41:59,194
No, no. Use your shoulders.
Break the glass.

778
00:41:59,276 --> 00:42:01,070
I just got kicked by a horse.

779
00:42:01,153 --> 00:42:03,614
Can I take five minutes off
from, like, bashing myself?

780
00:42:03,698 --> 00:42:05,200
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- Okay.

781
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,204
I'm just concerned the heel's
just gonna snap off.

782
00:42:10,287 --> 00:42:11,914
No. Not if you do it
exactly perpendicular,

783
00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:13,665
'cause it's a small surface area.
Pressure is...

784
00:42:13,749 --> 00:42:15,334
Okay. How do you know that?

785
00:42:16,169 --> 00:42:17,295
MythBusters.

786
00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:20,256
So you do like reality shows.

787
00:42:20,339 --> 00:42:22,508
It's more of a docuseries.

788
00:42:31,142 --> 00:42:33,395
I remember now. That myth got busted.

789
00:42:39,526 --> 00:42:42,361
…reportedly ran over the cyclist
multiple times.

790
00:42:42,444 --> 00:42:45,656
Two witnesses at the scene are currently
being treated for emotional distress.

791
00:42:49,327 --> 00:42:51,495
I think this is it.

792
00:42:58,169 --> 00:42:59,879
What if there's someone in there?

793
00:42:59,963 --> 00:43:01,589
Looks empty.

794
00:43:01,673 --> 00:43:03,383
Right, 'cause it's probably empty

795
00:43:03,466 --> 00:43:05,885
'cause it's Bicycle's apartment and he's…

796
00:43:05,968 --> 00:43:07,010
- Yeah.
- …dead.

797
00:43:07,095 --> 00:43:08,847
Yeah, I was there, Jibran.

798
00:43:08,930 --> 00:43:11,265
- Just try the window.
- Okay.

799
00:43:13,935 --> 00:43:15,520
It's locked.

800
00:43:15,602 --> 00:43:16,979
Okay, your turn to kick it.

801
00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,647
My shoes aren't made for kicking.

802
00:43:18,731 --> 00:43:20,399
Yeah, neither were mine.

803
00:43:21,651 --> 00:43:24,069
In my defense, the heel
on the kicking shoe didn't break off,

804
00:43:24,153 --> 00:43:26,739
- it was the heel on the standing...
- I will throw you down this catwalk.

805
00:43:26,823 --> 00:43:29,242
I shouldn't have said that.
Sorry you broke your shoes.

806
00:43:29,325 --> 00:43:30,868
Thank you, they were my date shoes.

807
00:43:30,952 --> 00:43:33,078
I didn't know you had date shoes.

808
00:43:33,162 --> 00:43:34,872
I got 'em for you.

809
00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:41,171
Can you kick this in quietly, please,
since I'm barefoot?

810
00:43:41,254 --> 00:43:43,214
Okay. Okay.

811
00:43:44,548 --> 00:43:46,592
Okay, okay, here we go, here we go.

812
00:43:50,138 --> 00:43:52,848
What? What are you doing?
Are you knocking?

813
00:43:52,932 --> 00:43:55,560
No! I just wanna pull back
so I don't cut up my hand.

814
00:43:55,642 --> 00:43:57,102
I make my living with these hands.

815
00:44:14,537 --> 00:44:15,705
Shit.

816
00:44:25,714 --> 00:44:27,966
Help me, help me, help me.

817
00:44:35,725 --> 00:44:37,727
- You okay?
- Yes, I'm okay.

818
00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:38,812
Okay.

819
00:44:46,778 --> 00:44:49,571
- Wait, you hear that?
- Hear what?

820
00:44:49,656 --> 00:44:51,032
That.

821
00:44:52,325 --> 00:44:54,035
There's, like, music happening.

822
00:44:54,952 --> 00:44:58,205
- We should go in there.
- What? No.

823
00:44:58,289 --> 00:45:00,124
What else are we gonna do?
Go back outside?

824
00:45:00,207 --> 00:45:02,793
Okay, okay, okay.
We're just gonna take a peek.

825
00:45:15,807 --> 00:45:17,183
What is...

826
00:45:17,267 --> 00:45:19,394
No, dude. Shut the fuck up, okay?

827
00:45:19,477 --> 00:45:20,937
I remember this shit plain as day.

828
00:45:21,019 --> 00:45:22,938
You were the one
that was fucking passed out.

829
00:45:23,022 --> 00:45:24,524
Because I... No.

830
00:45:24,606 --> 00:45:28,402
No, it was me, it was Boyd Ashley. Ashley.

831
00:45:28,486 --> 00:45:31,321
And I ate that day
'cause I was in a bulking phase.

832
00:45:31,948 --> 00:45:33,908
Who are all these frat dudes?

833
00:45:33,992 --> 00:45:36,327
It's like a roofie laboratory in there.

834
00:45:36,410 --> 00:45:38,746
Those must be the photos
that Edie was talking about.

835
00:45:38,830 --> 00:45:40,832
- Hey, man.
- Leave us alone.

836
00:45:40,914 --> 00:45:43,167
He left one of the envelopes right there.

837
00:45:43,251 --> 00:45:45,627
- We gotta go get it.
- Don't do it!

838
00:45:45,711 --> 00:45:49,590
All those fuckboys are in there.
I don't exactly know what that means.

839
00:45:49,673 --> 00:45:51,508
- Did I use it right?
- No, you didn't.

840
00:45:51,593 --> 00:45:52,969
What are fuckboys?

841
00:45:53,053 --> 00:45:55,013
I'm not having this conversation
right now with you.

842
00:45:55,095 --> 00:45:56,388
No, no, no.

843
00:45:56,472 --> 00:45:58,057
No, it's fine, they can't hear us.

844
00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:00,434
The music's too loud. Watch.

845
00:46:04,397 --> 00:46:07,609
We need to go in there,
grab one of those envelopes,

846
00:46:07,691 --> 00:46:09,318
and figure out what the fuck is going on.

847
00:46:09,401 --> 00:46:11,780
But all the Abercrombie & Fitch people
will see us.

848
00:46:11,863 --> 00:46:14,448
Okay, okay, okay, we gotta…

849
00:46:15,742 --> 00:46:17,702
We gotta come up with a plan
to distract them,

850
00:46:17,785 --> 00:46:19,162
pull them out of there.

851
00:46:20,037 --> 00:46:21,539
I got it. You stay here.

852
00:46:21,622 --> 00:46:23,082
I'm gonna go out, ring the doorbell.

853
00:46:23,165 --> 00:46:25,042
I'm gonna say, "Pizza delivery."

854
00:46:27,294 --> 00:46:28,754
Oh, hey, wassup?

855
00:46:28,838 --> 00:46:30,923
Hey, man, it's been a minute.

856
00:46:31,006 --> 00:46:32,675
Who the fuck are you?

857
00:46:32,758 --> 00:46:34,843
- It's her and me!
- Me and him!

858
00:46:34,928 --> 00:46:36,054
Yes!

859
00:46:36,136 --> 00:46:37,430
From…

860
00:46:41,350 --> 00:46:42,352
Oh, no.

861
00:46:43,352 --> 00:46:45,562
Get him, Jibran! Fuck him up, Jibran!

862
00:46:45,647 --> 00:46:48,942
- Fuck him up! Fuck him up!
- I'm trying! Stop saying that!

863
00:46:51,986 --> 00:46:53,821
Tell me when you want me to jump in.

864
00:46:53,905 --> 00:46:55,615
You want me to jump in?

865
00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:57,950
This isn't Ultimate Fighting, Jibran.
You can't tap out.

866
00:47:04,164 --> 00:47:06,041
I got you!

867
00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:08,794
- You're hitting me!
- You're in the way. Move!

868
00:47:08,877 --> 00:47:10,379
Hey, help!

869
00:47:11,046 --> 00:47:12,089
Take that!

870
00:47:26,104 --> 00:47:27,439
Fuck!

871
00:47:30,441 --> 00:47:32,651
Who the fuck are you?

872
00:47:34,653 --> 00:47:35,863
Who the fuck are we?

873
00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:39,492
We're the people
who want some answers, bitch!

874
00:47:39,575 --> 00:47:43,120
The bigger question is,
who the fuck are you?

875
00:47:43,203 --> 00:47:45,372
What are you doing in my fucking room?

876
00:47:46,915 --> 00:47:48,251
We're here…

877
00:47:50,879 --> 00:47:52,088
Why would you do that?

878
00:47:53,673 --> 00:47:56,718
Yeah. Why would we do that?

879
00:47:56,801 --> 00:47:58,720
That's what you wanna know.

880
00:47:58,803 --> 00:48:00,805
We're asking the questions.

881
00:48:00,888 --> 00:48:04,224
And the answers to our questions
better be answers.

882
00:48:04,309 --> 00:48:07,394
But the answers to your questions
are gonna be my fists.

883
00:48:07,479 --> 00:48:08,855
What?

884
00:48:09,522 --> 00:48:11,607
First of all, motherfucker,
who do you work for?

885
00:48:11,691 --> 00:48:14,109
- Yeah, motherfucker!
- I don't know what you're talking about.

886
00:48:14,193 --> 00:48:16,612
Don't pee down my back
and tell me it's raining.

887
00:48:16,696 --> 00:48:18,615
- Don't do it. Don't do it.
- We don't like it.

888
00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:20,575
- Nope.
- 'Cause we know you're lying,

889
00:48:20,658 --> 00:48:23,036
and then we have piss on our backs.

890
00:48:23,118 --> 00:48:24,370
I would never do that.

891
00:48:24,453 --> 00:48:26,205
Tell us what we wanna know.

892
00:48:26,289 --> 00:48:28,082
Yeah. Do you know Bicycle?

893
00:48:28,165 --> 00:48:30,459
Do I know Bicycle? What does that mean?

894
00:48:30,542 --> 00:48:33,128
- Bicycle! Two wheels?
- Handlebars?

895
00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:35,673
- Sometimes there's a basket.
- And sometimes there's spokes.

896
00:48:35,756 --> 00:48:38,842
Yeah, E.T. rode one and flew in it, bitch!

897
00:48:38,926 --> 00:48:40,970
I know what a bicycle is. Do you mean Tom?

898
00:48:41,053 --> 00:48:42,972
I don't know. Do we look like a bitch?

899
00:48:43,055 --> 00:48:45,974
Fine. I work for Tom. Tom rides a bicycle.

900
00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:47,477
He's like a weird environmentalist.

901
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,147
Is environmentalism weird
or is it absolutely necessary?

902
00:48:51,231 --> 00:48:53,274
I recycle everything!

903
00:48:53,357 --> 00:48:56,193
Yeah. Sometimes she'll try and recycle
eggshells and banana peels,

904
00:48:56,276 --> 00:48:58,570
and I'll be like, "That's more compost."

905
00:48:58,655 --> 00:49:00,823
Okay, focus back on me,
little Brett Kavanaugh.

906
00:49:00,906 --> 00:49:02,367
What do you do for Tom?

907
00:49:03,243 --> 00:49:04,452
I'm not supposed to say.

908
00:49:04,535 --> 00:49:06,412
Shut the fuck up and talk,
Chug-A-Lug Chuck!

909
00:49:06,495 --> 00:49:08,831
How am I supposed to shut the fuck up
and talk at the same time?

910
00:49:08,914 --> 00:49:10,999
- That's impossible!
- Figure that shit out!

911
00:49:11,084 --> 00:49:12,085
Figure it out.

912
00:49:12,167 --> 00:49:14,211
Please, all we do is,
we stuff these envelopes.

913
00:49:14,294 --> 00:49:16,423
And then we have to deliver them
to these rich people.

914
00:49:16,506 --> 00:49:17,632
What rich people?

915
00:49:17,714 --> 00:49:19,633
I don't... I don't know, okay?

916
00:49:19,718 --> 00:49:22,345
He works at this, like, club.

917
00:49:22,428 --> 00:49:24,847
And these people are…
These people are dangerous, okay?

918
00:49:24,930 --> 00:49:27,474
You don't want to fuck
with these people, okay?

919
00:49:28,727 --> 00:49:31,271
I have been 100% cooperating!

920
00:49:31,354 --> 00:49:33,189
I don't like your tone, Date Rape McGee.

921
00:49:38,403 --> 00:49:40,821
So tell us where the fuck this club is.

922
00:49:40,905 --> 00:49:42,698
I don't know. Because they don't tell us.

923
00:49:42,781 --> 00:49:45,200
They said the less that we know,
the better, okay?

924
00:49:45,285 --> 00:49:47,036
They only contact him on his phone.

925
00:49:50,457 --> 00:49:53,960
Oh, fuck, Jesus!
Please help, help, please!

926
00:49:54,042 --> 00:49:55,544
Intruders, intruders! Help!

927
00:49:56,463 --> 00:49:58,548
- Hi, Steve.
- Please, don't...

928
00:50:00,091 --> 00:50:02,719
We gotta get out of here.
Come on, this way.

929
00:50:31,372 --> 00:50:32,832
Shit.

930
00:50:37,294 --> 00:50:38,296
Hello?

931
00:50:40,339 --> 00:50:42,466
Yeah. I took care of the problem.

932
00:50:47,347 --> 00:50:49,182
Yeah, he's quod mortem.

933
00:50:49,973 --> 00:50:51,559
Mm-hmm.

934
00:50:53,477 --> 00:50:54,604
I understand.

935
00:50:56,272 --> 00:50:57,399
Yeah.

936
00:50:58,899 --> 00:51:01,528
Yeah, I'll make sure
it goes smoothly tonight.

937
00:51:01,611 --> 00:51:03,821
You have nothing to worry about, okay?

938
00:51:03,905 --> 00:51:05,281
Hang on a second.

939
00:51:12,497 --> 00:51:14,040
Go, go, go, go, go.

940
00:51:20,171 --> 00:51:22,424
I can hear you better now. Go ahead.

941
00:51:44,486 --> 00:51:46,905
I just saw two people get murdered.

942
00:51:46,990 --> 00:51:50,285
Until yesterday,
I had seen zero people get murdered.

943
00:51:50,368 --> 00:51:52,537
That could've easily been us.

944
00:51:52,620 --> 00:51:54,372
Oh, my God, there's blood on my knuckles.

945
00:51:54,455 --> 00:51:56,915
I left my DNA at the crime scene.

946
00:51:56,999 --> 00:51:59,918
Shit, I left my fingerprints
on Date Rape's face.

947
00:52:00,002 --> 00:52:03,131
And now I feel really bad
for calling him Date Rape.

948
00:52:03,214 --> 00:52:05,341
The police are gonna think
we killed him, too.

949
00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:07,593
They're gonna think
we're, like, serial killers.

950
00:52:08,553 --> 00:52:10,221
We gotta figure this shit out.

951
00:52:11,472 --> 00:52:13,057
Open it. Open it.

952
00:52:19,564 --> 00:52:21,399
What is this?

953
00:52:24,736 --> 00:52:25,904
What is this?

954
00:52:27,821 --> 00:52:30,992
"Dear Mrs. Burrows,
There are many. We know you are one."

955
00:52:31,075 --> 00:52:32,409
What else? What else?

956
00:52:36,247 --> 00:52:37,999
That... That's it.

957
00:52:38,082 --> 00:52:41,168
This is like The Amazing Race,
but with dead people.

958
00:52:41,252 --> 00:52:42,253
Wait.

959
00:52:43,338 --> 00:52:46,341
We have to get into Bicycle's phone.
He said this is how they contact him.

960
00:52:46,423 --> 00:52:48,926
I'm gonna start guessing passwords.
Important dates.

961
00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:51,303
1-4-9-2. Nope.

962
00:52:51,388 --> 00:52:53,348
1-7-7-6. Nope.

963
00:52:53,430 --> 00:52:56,350
What, are you gonna guess
every impressive date in history? Stop.

964
00:52:56,434 --> 00:52:57,894
Right. He was a bicycle fan.

965
00:52:57,977 --> 00:53:01,231
What was the year that Lance Armstrong
won his first Tour de France?

966
00:53:01,314 --> 00:53:03,566
- 1-9...
- Stop, stop, stop.

967
00:53:03,649 --> 00:53:06,778
You're gonna lock us out of the phone
and we'll literally have nothing else.

968
00:53:06,861 --> 00:53:08,405
Okay.

969
00:53:10,365 --> 00:53:12,408
I know who can get us into the phone.

970
00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:13,493
Who?

971
00:53:13,575 --> 00:53:14,910
Keith.

972
00:53:14,993 --> 00:53:18,039
- Keith?
- He's our IT guy, okay?

973
00:53:18,122 --> 00:53:20,499
- Oh, really?
- And he's a genius at this type of stuff.

974
00:53:20,582 --> 00:53:23,043
Oh, he's a genius? Wow!

975
00:53:23,127 --> 00:53:27,006
You guys are so lucky to have a genius
working at your office as the IT guy.

976
00:53:27,089 --> 00:53:30,343
I'm not trying to hype him up.
But if anybody can do it, he can do it.

977
00:53:30,426 --> 00:53:32,845
Errol Morris is a genius.
J.K. Rowling is a genius.

978
00:53:32,928 --> 00:53:34,763
You could even say Lil Wayne is a genius.

979
00:53:34,847 --> 00:53:36,306
But Keith? Fucking Keith?

980
00:53:36,390 --> 00:53:38,142
What is your deal with him?
Why are you so...

981
00:53:38,225 --> 00:53:39,810
I don't like the way he looks at you.

982
00:53:39,894 --> 00:53:42,021
He doesn't look at me like anything.

983
00:53:43,231 --> 00:53:44,357
Well, then…

984
00:53:45,899 --> 00:53:48,153
I don't like the way you look at him.

985
00:53:54,533 --> 00:53:57,537
Look, do you wanna
get into this phone or not?

986
00:53:57,620 --> 00:53:59,873
'Cause this could be our only chance.

987
00:54:07,504 --> 00:54:09,298
All right.
We're gonna go in for five minutes,

988
00:54:09,381 --> 00:54:12,049
get the phone unlocked,
and we are leaving.

989
00:54:11,133 --> 00:54:13,302
No, wait. We can't just go in there

990
00:54:13,385 --> 00:54:15,220
and ask Keith to hack into a random phone.

991
00:54:15,305 --> 00:54:17,432
'Cause he's really ethical
about this kind of stuff.

992
00:54:17,515 --> 00:54:20,393
He's really ethical,
but he's okay stealing comedy?

993
00:54:20,477 --> 00:54:22,062
This guy's a real question mark.

994
00:54:22,144 --> 00:54:24,063
Help me come up with something believable.

995
00:54:26,941 --> 00:54:28,943
Everyone!

996
00:54:29,026 --> 00:54:30,569
Look who finally showed up.

997
00:54:30,653 --> 00:54:33,865
About fucking time! Hey.

998
00:54:33,990 --> 00:54:35,575
Sorry we're so late.

999
00:54:35,658 --> 00:54:38,286
- Hey, Keith is here.
- Hi.

1000
00:54:39,203 --> 00:54:41,330
Oh, my God, this all looks so good.

1001
00:54:41,414 --> 00:54:43,165
Reya, you have outdone yourself!

1002
00:54:43,249 --> 00:54:45,667
Oh, my God! What is this?

1003
00:54:45,752 --> 00:54:48,713
- Red pepper.
- "Red pepper"? That's how you say it?

1004
00:54:48,796 --> 00:54:50,923
- "Pepper."
- Where do you get this?

1005
00:54:51,006 --> 00:54:52,925
The supermarket.

1006
00:54:53,008 --> 00:54:54,468
- Nuh-uh!
- What?

1007
00:54:54,551 --> 00:54:56,261
Did you try this, guys?

1008
00:54:56,345 --> 00:54:57,722
- It's good.
- Oh, my God.

1009
00:54:57,805 --> 00:55:00,015
That is to die for!

1010
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,477
These are some of the best… things
we've had.

1011
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,896
- It's so fresh!
- So these are red, there's green ones.

1012
00:55:04,979 --> 00:55:07,482
- What other pepper colors do you got?
- There's also yellow.

1013
00:55:07,564 --> 00:55:09,650
I wasn't asking you, Keith.
I was asking Reya.

1014
00:55:09,734 --> 00:55:11,027
Are you guys okay?

1015
00:55:11,111 --> 00:55:12,569
- Us?
- So good.

1016
00:55:12,653 --> 00:55:14,071
- Fucking great.
- A-OK. One hundred.

1017
00:55:14,155 --> 00:55:17,283
- But you're almost five hours late.
- And what the fuck are you wearing?

1018
00:55:17,367 --> 00:55:20,285
What the fuck am I wearing?
What the fuck are you wearing, dude?

1019
00:55:20,370 --> 00:55:21,830
Turtleneck.

1020
00:55:21,912 --> 00:55:23,956
Is that blood on your face?

1021
00:55:24,039 --> 00:55:26,166
And it's a big disgrace.

1022
00:55:26,251 --> 00:55:29,754
Is there anything you wanna tell us?
Like, anything at all?

1023
00:55:29,838 --> 00:55:32,339
We actually do have some news.

1024
00:55:33,550 --> 00:55:34,758
- Jibran, tell them.
- We box now.

1025
00:55:34,843 --> 00:55:36,344
You're engaged.

1026
00:55:41,223 --> 00:55:42,600
I'm... I'm so sorry.

1027
00:55:42,684 --> 00:55:46,812
- We just all assumed that you guys...
- No.

1028
00:55:46,896 --> 00:55:48,647
No, no, no, that was perfectly logical.

1029
00:55:48,731 --> 00:55:51,191
It makes so much sense
and it's a way better reason.

1030
00:55:52,401 --> 00:55:54,820
So, you said you box now?

1031
00:55:54,903 --> 00:55:58,574
Yeah. It's sort of our passion
at this point in time.

1032
00:56:00,910 --> 00:56:03,788
We actually just took a class
before we came here.

1033
00:56:03,872 --> 00:56:07,709
And Jibran boxed
outside of his weight class.

1034
00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:09,544
It was incredible.

1035
00:56:09,627 --> 00:56:12,380
I'm what they call a "bleeder"
in the boxing biz.

1036
00:56:12,464 --> 00:56:15,258
They actually said I could
never be a professional boxer

1037
00:56:15,341 --> 00:56:17,010
because of how much I bleed.

1038
00:56:17,093 --> 00:56:20,513
So the reason you were late
was because you were boxing?

1039
00:56:20,597 --> 00:56:22,140
Yeah!

1040
00:56:24,267 --> 00:56:26,519
Oh, my God, I have such a good idea!

1041
00:56:26,602 --> 00:56:29,856
Do you guys wanna see
a video of Jibran getting knocked out?

1042
00:56:29,939 --> 00:56:31,607
Yeah, definitely.

1043
00:56:31,691 --> 00:56:33,526
Pull out your phone, honey.

1044
00:56:36,236 --> 00:56:37,946
Okay.

1045
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:40,366
What?

1046
00:56:40,450 --> 00:56:43,787
I can't remember my passcode to my phone.

1047
00:56:44,787 --> 00:56:47,289
Oh, my God!
Do you think that it's all the hits

1048
00:56:47,372 --> 00:56:49,291
you took to your head while boxing?

1049
00:56:52,336 --> 00:56:54,630
- Is it a new passcode?
- No, Keith, it's not a new passcode!

1050
00:56:54,714 --> 00:56:56,591
Good question, though.

1051
00:56:56,673 --> 00:56:59,843
Oh, my God! Do I have a brain… brain…

1052
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:01,888
brain injury?

1053
00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:03,389
Call your doctor.

1054
00:57:03,472 --> 00:57:06,016
Yeah, I'll call Doctor…

1055
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:07,559
You don't remember his name!

1056
00:57:07,644 --> 00:57:10,104
His name is in the phone,
but I can't get in,

1057
00:57:10,187 --> 00:57:11,814
- so I can't even google it!
- How do...

1058
00:57:11,897 --> 00:57:13,732
- If only we could unlock the phone.
- Oh, no.

1059
00:57:13,816 --> 00:57:15,443
- Oh, no.
- It's okay.

1060
00:57:16,568 --> 00:57:17,820
I can get into your phone.

1061
00:57:17,903 --> 00:57:19,446
Oh, you don't have to do that.

1062
00:57:19,531 --> 00:57:21,116
- I wanna help.
- Let's do it right now!

1063
00:57:27,205 --> 00:57:29,165
This thing's a wreck.
You need a new phone, man.

1064
00:57:29,249 --> 00:57:30,707
You need a new phone.

1065
00:57:30,792 --> 00:57:32,460
- What?
- What?

1066
00:57:32,544 --> 00:57:35,254
You have had such a night.
Do you want a shot?

1067
00:57:35,338 --> 00:57:37,673
Oh, no, we're in a rush,
so I probably shouldn't.

1068
00:57:37,756 --> 00:57:38,841
Okay.

1069
00:57:38,925 --> 00:57:42,761
Why don't you give it to me?
I'll handle it. Thank you.

1070
00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,890
Hey, Lei-bae,

1071
00:57:46,975 --> 00:57:50,103
where are we on the whole
pinot grigio situation?

1072
00:57:50,185 --> 00:57:51,812
You know what, with all the trauma

1073
00:57:51,896 --> 00:57:54,857
of the bleeding and the boxing
and the brain injury,

1074
00:57:54,941 --> 00:57:56,776
I just... It slipped my mind.

1075
00:57:56,859 --> 00:58:01,613
Yeah, that's a bummer. But I guess
I will just drink the Don Julio.

1076
00:58:01,698 --> 00:58:03,283
Thanks, Rey-bae.

1077
00:58:04,575 --> 00:58:06,077
She's great.

1078
00:58:06,870 --> 00:58:09,664
I'm just running the rainbow tables here,
about halfway through.

1079
00:58:09,747 --> 00:58:13,001
I was actually gonna run a brute-force
algorithm, but this'll be a lot faster.

1080
00:58:13,084 --> 00:58:14,961
It'll be faster, yeah. Good call.

1081
00:58:15,044 --> 00:58:16,463
Oh, you know about it?

1082
00:58:16,546 --> 00:58:18,131
- Yeah, know all about it.
- Awesome.

1083
00:58:18,214 --> 00:58:20,925
'Cause a brute-force algorithm
would brutally force

1084
00:58:21,008 --> 00:58:24,303
the rhythm of Al Gore,

1085
00:58:24,386 --> 00:58:27,765
while rainbow tables
are sort of more the spectrum of…

1086
00:58:28,767 --> 00:58:31,227
Roy G. Biv and all that, so…

1087
00:58:31,310 --> 00:58:32,479
Roy G. Biv?

1088
00:58:32,562 --> 00:58:36,399
Roy Greg Biv. Discovered rainbows.

1089
00:58:36,482 --> 00:58:39,026
Listen, Leilani,
about that whole engagement thing...

1090
00:58:39,109 --> 00:58:41,278
- I'm so sorry.
- Reya…

1091
00:58:41,361 --> 00:58:44,490
- Jibran and I broke up.
- Oh, my God, are you serious?

1092
00:58:44,615 --> 00:58:47,868
How is that even possible?
You're, like, the best couple ever.

1093
00:58:47,952 --> 00:58:51,205
Us? You and Bobby
are the perfect couple. Are you kidding?

1094
00:58:51,289 --> 00:58:53,415
Oh, no, Bobby and I fight all the time.

1095
00:58:53,499 --> 00:58:56,335
Yeah, but you guys have sex constantly.

1096
00:58:56,419 --> 00:58:58,254
Like doing all kinds of freaky shit.

1097
00:58:58,338 --> 00:59:00,714
Oh, no. Why would you think that?

1098
00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:03,675
'Cause you post those hot pictures
of you and Bobby in bed.

1099
00:59:04,551 --> 00:59:07,638
Two of my exes follow me.
I'm just trying to make them jealous.

1100
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,682
Yeah, it's not…

1101
00:59:10,767 --> 00:59:13,560
So where'd you learn this stuff?
Like, MIT or something?

1102
00:59:13,644 --> 00:59:15,938
Me? Yeah, right.

1103
00:59:16,022 --> 00:59:18,441
Nothing like that.
You're the fancy one here.

1104
00:59:19,274 --> 00:59:20,734
What?

1105
00:59:20,818 --> 00:59:23,070
Yeah, Leilani's told me all about you.

1106
00:59:23,153 --> 00:59:24,905
Sound like a very impressive guy.

1107
00:59:26,658 --> 00:59:29,285
- She talks about me?
- Yeah.

1108
00:59:29,368 --> 00:59:31,578
She brags about you all the time.

1109
00:59:41,798 --> 00:59:44,466
Look at that. We're in.

1110
00:59:56,979 --> 00:59:59,106
- Can you do me a favor?
- Yeah, anything.

1111
00:59:59,189 --> 01:00:01,859
Ever since Ji and I broke up,
I've been super emotional,

1112
01:00:01,943 --> 01:00:03,861
and I have all these dick pics,

1113
01:00:03,944 --> 01:00:07,030
and I just need someone

1114
01:00:07,115 --> 01:00:09,450
to hold on to them for me
till I'm emotionally ready.

1115
01:00:09,533 --> 01:00:11,910
- You printed them out?
- I did.

1116
01:00:11,995 --> 01:00:13,538
Just put them... Don't open 'em.

1117
01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:15,999
Just put them in a safe place, okay?

1118
01:00:16,082 --> 01:00:18,126
"Senator Burrows"?

1119
01:00:18,209 --> 01:00:19,961
Mm-hmm, that's what I call it.

1120
01:00:20,044 --> 01:00:22,504
'Cause he be burrowing all up in there!

1121
01:00:22,589 --> 01:00:24,466
Okay.

1122
01:00:24,548 --> 01:00:26,508
And you said I get freaky and shit.

1123
01:00:26,593 --> 01:00:28,428
Hey!

1124
01:00:28,510 --> 01:00:30,929
- So Keith unlocked my phone.
- Great!

1125
01:00:31,013 --> 01:00:32,723
Yeah, my doctor's at a party.

1126
01:00:32,807 --> 01:00:34,850
He'll see me, but we have to go right now.

1127
01:00:34,934 --> 01:00:36,269
Okay, let's go.

1128
01:00:36,352 --> 01:00:38,396
We can't go dressed like this.

1129
01:00:38,479 --> 01:00:40,022
Why not?

1130
01:00:40,106 --> 01:00:42,524
Oh, he's at a fancy benefit, so…

1131
01:00:42,609 --> 01:00:44,861
Can we borrow some nice clothes
from you, Rey?

1132
01:00:44,943 --> 01:00:46,528
Yeah. Right this way.

1133
01:00:52,702 --> 01:00:54,953
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?

1134
01:00:55,037 --> 01:00:56,539
Turning around so you can change.

1135
01:00:56,622 --> 01:00:59,708
It's not like you haven't seen this
a million times.

1136
01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:01,001
Okay.

1137
01:01:03,713 --> 01:01:05,423
- Actually, turn around, yeah.
- A little weird.

1138
01:01:07,926 --> 01:01:09,386
Are you ready for this?

1139
01:01:09,468 --> 01:01:11,762
No. But I'm glad we're together.

1140
01:01:11,845 --> 01:01:13,138
Me, too.

1141
01:01:13,222 --> 01:01:16,850
Listen. If I don't make it,
you could do a lot worse than Keith.

1142
01:01:16,935 --> 01:01:19,396
I would never date
anyone who steals comedy.

1143
01:01:29,363 --> 01:01:30,740
I'ma finish getting dressed outside

1144
01:01:30,823 --> 01:01:32,700
- so you can get dressed in here.
- Yeah.

1145
01:01:33,575 --> 01:01:35,702
- Shoes.
- Guess I don't need these.

1146
01:01:35,787 --> 01:01:38,747
- Yeah. Trade you.
- Thanks.

1147
01:01:38,832 --> 01:01:40,667
See you later, crocodile.

1148
01:01:40,749 --> 01:01:42,126
Okay.

1149
01:01:56,473 --> 01:01:57,559
You look great.

1150
01:01:58,225 --> 01:01:59,309
Thank you.

1151
01:02:01,604 --> 01:02:03,772
- Ready?
- Yeah, ready.

1152
01:02:03,856 --> 01:02:06,024
- For our doctor's!
- Yeah, my doctor's, with the…

1153
01:02:06,109 --> 01:02:07,736
- Yeah.
- Have a great night!

1154
01:02:07,818 --> 01:02:09,403
…four concussions.

1155
01:02:12,781 --> 01:02:14,950
Oh, no. It's the cops again.

1156
01:02:22,124 --> 01:02:23,626
Ma'am, it's a little quiet in here.

1157
01:02:23,709 --> 01:02:25,711
Do you mind turning on
some music or something?

1158
01:02:25,794 --> 01:02:27,254
- Yeah. Of course.
- Thank you.

1159
01:02:33,928 --> 01:02:35,763
- What?
- This used to be our jam.

1160
01:02:35,847 --> 01:02:37,765
This has never once been our jam.

1161
01:02:37,848 --> 01:02:40,350
Do not act like you don't like this song
like the rest of the world.

1162
01:02:40,435 --> 01:02:43,104
I do not like this song
like the rest of the world.

1163
01:02:48,943 --> 01:02:51,653
I know what you're doing. Whenever
I'm stressed out, you try and get me

1164
01:02:51,738 --> 01:02:53,323
to sing along to songs,
and it never works.

1165
01:02:53,406 --> 01:02:55,700
It always works.
You just gotta be open to it.

1166
01:02:58,243 --> 01:03:00,412
Don't do this. Please don't do this.

1167
01:03:00,497 --> 01:03:02,332
I'm just not in the mood.

1168
01:03:02,874 --> 01:03:05,667
Can you just sing in your head?

1169
01:03:56,635 --> 01:03:58,011
Phone?

1170
01:03:59,805 --> 01:04:01,057
Okay.

1171
01:04:03,267 --> 01:04:04,519
Go ahead.

1172
01:04:05,269 --> 01:04:07,479
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

1173
01:04:19,325 --> 01:04:21,035
Thank you so much.

1174
01:04:37,635 --> 01:04:39,803
What is this place?

1175
01:04:39,888 --> 01:04:42,015
I don't know, but it's fucking creepy.

1176
01:04:48,854 --> 01:04:51,190
- That's Edie.
- What if she recognizes us?

1177
01:05:11,794 --> 01:05:14,004
Oh, shit.

1178
01:05:17,425 --> 01:05:19,928
Why is it so quiet?

1179
01:05:22,930 --> 01:05:24,932
Hi, can we…

1180
01:05:26,225 --> 01:05:27,477
Sorry.

1181
01:05:28,937 --> 01:05:32,147
- Sorry. Thank you.
- Excuse me.

1182
01:05:32,231 --> 01:05:34,691
- Hi.
- Oh, it's so sharp.

1183
01:05:35,568 --> 01:05:38,946
Excuse me. Sorry.

1184
01:05:39,030 --> 01:05:40,573
Sorry.

1185
01:05:54,754 --> 01:05:58,299
We are one. We are Sacrarium.

1186
01:05:58,383 --> 01:06:02,511
We are many. We are Sacrarium.

1187
01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:04,680
- We are many.
- We are one.

1188
01:06:04,763 --> 01:06:06,223
We are Sacrarium.

1189
01:06:06,307 --> 01:06:08,142
We are one...

1190
01:06:20,488 --> 01:06:25,118
Welcome, Membra Autem Sacrarium.

1191
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:29,164
From the time of Hermes Trismegistus,

1192
01:06:29,247 --> 01:06:30,957
Hermes the Thrice-Blessed…

1193
01:06:31,039 --> 01:06:33,584
This is some Illuminati bullshit.

1194
01:06:33,667 --> 01:06:35,461
…to build the pyramids

1195
01:06:35,544 --> 01:06:38,173
to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn.

1196
01:06:38,256 --> 01:06:39,674
Light the fire of knowledge.

1197
01:06:39,758 --> 01:06:41,551
- L'Eggo my Eggo.
- Where's the beef?

1198
01:06:41,633 --> 01:06:45,262
This unbroken chain of wisdom

1199
01:06:45,345 --> 01:06:49,016
shall be handed down to ten initiates.

1200
01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:52,729
The few become many become one.

1201
01:07:08,410 --> 01:07:09,828
Fifty-one.

1202
01:07:12,624 --> 01:07:14,000
Is this Bingo?

1203
01:07:14,626 --> 01:07:15,627
I like Bingo.

1204
01:07:16,877 --> 01:07:18,796
Seventeen.

1205
01:07:22,050 --> 01:07:23,843
Six.

1206
01:07:23,926 --> 01:07:25,260
Twenty-three.

1207
01:07:25,928 --> 01:07:27,222
Did they win?

1208
01:07:27,888 --> 01:07:29,265
Fourteen.

1209
01:07:30,682 --> 01:07:32,976
I don't think we're supposed to do that.

1210
01:07:33,060 --> 01:07:34,562
Seventy-two.

1211
01:07:36,606 --> 01:07:38,441
Forty-four.

1212
01:07:38,524 --> 01:07:40,359
Where are they going?

1213
01:07:40,443 --> 01:07:42,194
Thirty-four.

1214
01:07:42,278 --> 01:07:44,321
Do we want our names to be called?

1215
01:07:44,406 --> 01:07:45,907
I don't know. I don't think so.

1216
01:07:45,990 --> 01:07:49,160
And the final number is…

1217
01:07:51,412 --> 01:07:53,497
Ninety-nine.

1218
01:07:54,915 --> 01:07:56,792
Let the ceremony begin.

1219
01:08:00,879 --> 01:08:03,090
- Oh, no, that's not the vibe.
- Mm-hmm.

1220
01:08:05,926 --> 01:08:08,805
What is happening?

1221
01:08:21,150 --> 01:08:23,026
I think they're gonna…

1222
01:08:24,028 --> 01:08:27,073
Yeah, that's what
I thought was gonna happen.

1223
01:08:33,829 --> 01:08:35,205
No, they didn't.

1224
01:08:35,289 --> 01:08:37,792
- Yes, they did.
- Yes, they did.

1225
01:08:41,671 --> 01:08:43,464
You know, I'm actually not hating this.

1226
01:08:43,547 --> 01:08:46,258
Yeah, you've made
your thoughts on orgies quite clear.

1227
01:08:46,342 --> 01:08:48,094
Do you think they're gonna
call more numbers?

1228
01:08:51,221 --> 01:08:53,390
- This is spontaneous.
- This is not spontaneous!

1229
01:08:53,475 --> 01:08:55,392
I bet all these people had it
on their Google Cal.

1230
01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:06,029
Stop!

1231
01:09:07,321 --> 01:09:08,698
Go away!

1232
01:09:15,079 --> 01:09:17,372
I love that they actually
respect the word "stop."

1233
01:09:23,879 --> 01:09:27,801
There is a traitor amongst us.

1234
01:09:28,927 --> 01:09:34,557
A worker has violated
the most sacred code of Sacrarium.

1235
01:09:34,641 --> 01:09:38,144
And for this, he has paid a hefty price.

1236
01:09:38,227 --> 01:09:41,355
He is quod mortem.

1237
01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:43,024
Jibran, my God.

1238
01:09:43,107 --> 01:09:44,818
They hired Mustache to kill Bicycle.

1239
01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:47,403
Oh, shit.

1240
01:09:47,486 --> 01:09:49,655
- Silence!
- We should get out of here.

1241
01:09:49,739 --> 01:09:52,492
I have just learned
that this man's barcode

1242
01:09:52,574 --> 01:09:56,453
has been used to enter Sacrarium tonight.

1243
01:09:56,538 --> 01:09:58,205
It's okay.

1244
01:09:58,288 --> 01:10:02,001
We have imposters in our ranks.

1245
01:10:03,253 --> 01:10:05,922
Oh, no, imposters. That sucks.

1246
01:10:06,004 --> 01:10:09,801
We must all reveal our true faces,

1247
01:10:09,883 --> 01:10:13,303
so that this imposter may be rooted out

1248
01:10:13,387 --> 01:10:15,848
and dealt with.

1249
01:10:15,931 --> 01:10:17,641
On my count of three,

1250
01:10:17,726 --> 01:10:20,478
unmask yourselves.

1251
01:10:20,561 --> 01:10:21,937
One…

1252
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:23,731
- Okay, fuck.
- Are we gonna do it?

1253
01:10:23,815 --> 01:10:25,859
- Everyone's gonna take it off.
- Two…

1254
01:10:25,941 --> 01:10:27,776
Fuck, fuck, we have to do it.

1255
01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:30,070
- If everybody else is doing it.
- Three!

1256
01:10:34,033 --> 01:10:35,869
Oh, fuck.

1257
01:10:35,952 --> 01:10:39,789
A true member knows
you never take off your mask.

1258
01:10:40,998 --> 01:10:42,958
Oh, my God, that's them.

1259
01:10:43,042 --> 01:10:45,419
- Go! Go get 'em!
- Oh, God.

1260
01:10:45,503 --> 01:10:47,547
We are one. We are Sacrarium.

1261
01:10:47,629 --> 01:10:49,716
Your burnt offerings

1262
01:10:49,798 --> 01:10:51,926
shall be made to the gods,

1263
01:10:52,010 --> 01:10:54,678
- and it shall replenish them.
- No! Stop! I'm a bleeder!

1264
01:10:57,222 --> 01:10:58,600
Evacuate.

1265
01:10:59,767 --> 01:11:00,769
Evacuate.

1266
01:11:02,645 --> 01:11:03,937
Evacuate.

1267
01:11:05,147 --> 01:11:06,649
What the fuck?

1268
01:11:12,489 --> 01:11:15,200
What the fuck? All the fuck people left.

1269
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,909
Are we having the same dream?

1270
01:11:19,704 --> 01:11:20,830
Let's go.

1271
01:11:20,913 --> 01:11:22,998
- Police!
- Go, go, go, go!

1272
01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:25,418
- Oh, my God.
- Go, go, go, go!

1273
01:11:25,502 --> 01:11:27,796
Freeze! Hands in the air!

1274
01:11:27,878 --> 01:11:31,841
- Higher! Higher!
- This is as high as they go.

1275
01:11:34,260 --> 01:11:36,221
Dispatch, that's a 10-95.

1276
01:11:36,303 --> 01:11:38,890
They're in custody. We're on our way back.

1277
01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:56,783
Detective Martin will be here shortly.

1278
01:12:02,872 --> 01:12:05,999
It's over. We're done.

1279
01:12:07,334 --> 01:12:08,627
I know.

1280
01:12:12,673 --> 01:12:15,342
I'm never gonna be able
to see Radiohead live.

1281
01:12:18,387 --> 01:12:20,180
I'm never gonna see the ocean again.

1282
01:12:21,056 --> 01:12:22,684
You hated going to the beach.

1283
01:12:22,766 --> 01:12:24,519
No, I loved the beach.

1284
01:12:24,601 --> 01:12:25,894
I just hated all the sand.

1285
01:12:25,979 --> 01:12:27,480
That's what a beach is.

1286
01:12:27,564 --> 01:12:29,649
No, it's a lot more ocean.

1287
01:12:35,070 --> 01:12:36,739
I'm never gonna have kids.

1288
01:12:38,158 --> 01:12:39,909
Since when do you want kids?

1289
01:12:40,909 --> 01:12:42,327
Since always.

1290
01:12:44,247 --> 01:12:46,165
Why didn't you ever tell me that?

1291
01:12:48,376 --> 01:12:50,294
Because you always said
you didn't want kids,

1292
01:12:50,378 --> 01:12:52,922
so I figured I'd just go without.

1293
01:12:54,007 --> 01:12:56,176
You'd sacrifice that for me?

1294
01:12:57,510 --> 01:12:59,095
You were worth it.

1295
01:13:10,022 --> 01:13:11,649
I need to tell you something.

1296
01:13:12,650 --> 01:13:14,027
Yeah?

1297
01:13:15,820 --> 01:13:20,366
You remember when you went out of town
for Ben's bachelor party?

1298
01:13:20,492 --> 01:13:22,409
You ate all my peanut brittle.

1299
01:13:22,494 --> 01:13:23,828
No.

1300
01:13:23,912 --> 01:13:25,120
Yeah.

1301
01:13:27,123 --> 01:13:30,210
I snuck into your office
and I watched your documentary.

1302
01:13:31,086 --> 01:13:33,338
- You did what?
- I know, I'm sorry.

1303
01:13:34,213 --> 01:13:36,841
But can I just say that

1304
01:13:36,925 --> 01:13:39,218
it was really good.

1305
01:13:43,056 --> 01:13:44,432
Why didn't you say something?

1306
01:13:44,516 --> 01:13:47,435
Jibran, honestly, sometimes…

1307
01:13:47,936 --> 01:13:50,355
I feel like you don't care what I think.

1308
01:13:53,065 --> 01:13:56,778
I care so much about what you think.
That's why I didn't wanna show it to you.

1309
01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:58,904
I was afraid you wouldn't like it.

1310
01:13:58,988 --> 01:14:03,368
You know, you've had your life figured out
since the moment we met.

1311
01:14:03,450 --> 01:14:06,328
I always felt like you could
do so much better than me.

1312
01:14:10,792 --> 01:14:12,209
You know, honestly, I…

1313
01:14:12,293 --> 01:14:15,338
I feel like
I don't have anything figured out.

1314
01:14:15,422 --> 01:14:17,549
Like, zero.

1315
01:14:19,133 --> 01:14:21,720
But I was so obsessed
with what everybody else thought,

1316
01:14:21,802 --> 01:14:24,638
except the one person
that I care about the most.

1317
01:14:28,267 --> 01:14:30,395
I just want you to be happy.

1318
01:14:32,355 --> 01:14:34,357
I want you to be happy, too.

1319
01:14:39,195 --> 01:14:42,532
We'll still be friends,
laying out at the trial.

1320
01:14:43,324 --> 01:14:44,659
Oh, no, I took a deal.

1321
01:14:44,743 --> 01:14:46,535
- What?
- Nobody told you?

1322
01:14:47,829 --> 01:14:49,497
But I thought we'd have the same lawyer.

1323
01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:51,958
- I'm a rat all day.
- It's done?

1324
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,918
- Yeah, it's done.
- Shit.

1325
01:14:54,002 --> 01:14:57,504
I like them.
I don't think they should break up.

1326
01:14:57,588 --> 01:14:59,841
Relationships are a motherfucker.

1327
01:14:59,923 --> 01:15:00,925
Yeah.

1328
01:15:23,073 --> 01:15:25,784
We've been looking for you
all over this city.

1329
01:15:28,660 --> 01:15:32,082
You guys are key witnesses on a homicide,
and the suspect is still on the loose.

1330
01:15:34,042 --> 01:15:35,168
What?

1331
01:15:35,251 --> 01:15:38,128
We've been trying to track you down
all night to make sure you were safe.

1332
01:15:38,212 --> 01:15:40,631
We tried calling your phone several times.

1333
01:15:40,714 --> 01:15:43,217
Wait, I'm sorry.
You don't think we're the murderers?

1334
01:15:43,301 --> 01:15:46,805
No. There were traffic cameras
that caught the entire pursuit.

1335
01:15:46,887 --> 01:15:48,515
I can't believe this.

1336
01:15:48,597 --> 01:15:51,225
We're trying to ID the individual
who carjacked your vehicle.

1337
01:15:51,309 --> 01:15:54,854
We know he's responsible for this
incident as well as multiple homicides

1338
01:15:54,937 --> 01:15:56,730
- at the St. Charles Apartments.
- He's a bad man.

1339
01:15:56,815 --> 01:15:59,150
- A bunch of dead frat guys.
- Okay...

1340
01:16:00,275 --> 01:16:01,778
Just to be clear…

1341
01:16:02,861 --> 01:16:07,242
we are not suspects in a murder/homicide.

1342
01:16:07,324 --> 01:16:08,952
- You know we didn't do this.
- We didn't.

1343
01:16:09,034 --> 01:16:10,702
- And you know it.
- Of course you didn't do it.

1344
01:16:10,787 --> 01:16:12,288
Why would two civilians

1345
01:16:12,372 --> 01:16:14,332
violently murder a man they've never met?

1346
01:16:14,415 --> 01:16:17,127
Like, why would we…

1347
01:16:17,209 --> 01:16:19,421
- It doesn't make sense.
- It doesn't make any sense.

1348
01:16:19,503 --> 01:16:21,422
Oh, my God!

1349
01:16:21,506 --> 01:16:24,926
That's right.
I promise I've never killed anyone.

1350
01:16:25,008 --> 01:16:27,136
And I promise to never kill anyone,
Scout's honor.

1351
01:16:27,220 --> 01:16:29,222
- Never. Never kill anybody.
- Never kill.

1352
01:16:29,305 --> 01:16:32,100
Have I thought about killing people?
Like Jibran?

1353
01:16:32,182 --> 01:16:33,810
All the time. But I would never...

1354
01:16:33,892 --> 01:16:35,477
- But that's in a normal way!
- No...

1355
01:16:35,561 --> 01:16:36,895
She would never act on it.

1356
01:16:36,980 --> 01:16:40,150
In the way where I'm like,
"I will kill you, I will wring your neck!"

1357
01:16:40,232 --> 01:16:42,401
- But not in the real murder way.
- Not physically.

1358
01:16:42,485 --> 01:16:44,904
I have rolled through stop signs
almost every day of my life,

1359
01:16:44,988 --> 01:16:47,865
but not in a dangerous way.

1360
01:16:47,949 --> 01:16:51,119
I used to sell my uncle's edibles.

1361
01:16:51,202 --> 01:16:53,120
He was always like,
"It's legal in Amsterdam."

1362
01:16:53,204 --> 01:16:56,332
- He could not point to Amsterdam on a map.
- She did not sell them in Amsterdam.

1363
01:16:56,415 --> 01:16:58,584
- She sold them here.
- I don't know where Amsterdam is.

1364
01:16:58,668 --> 01:17:00,754
But to help people get high.

1365
01:17:00,837 --> 01:17:02,964
Just glaucoma and things like that.

1366
01:17:03,047 --> 01:17:05,091
Yes, mostly. She did make some money

1367
01:17:05,175 --> 01:17:06,926
at a time when we did need some money.

1368
01:17:07,010 --> 01:17:09,471
We needed to pay bills. Wait, I'm sorry.

1369
01:17:09,553 --> 01:17:12,473
So, did you guys catch
the… the cult people?

1370
01:17:12,556 --> 01:17:14,600
The cult in the theater with the people

1371
01:17:14,684 --> 01:17:16,770
with the masks and everybody was… sex.

1372
01:17:16,852 --> 01:17:18,312
The lucky people had sex.

1373
01:17:18,395 --> 01:17:20,481
- On the round bed...
- There was music.

1374
01:17:20,565 --> 01:17:22,776
- Yeah, they were having sex.
- In a very public place.

1375
01:17:22,859 --> 01:17:24,986
- Some people were putting in work.
- There was a big round bed.

1376
01:17:25,070 --> 01:17:28,865
Some people got right to it.
I will agree they were putting in work.

1377
01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,492
Yeah, we saw all of that.

1378
01:17:30,533 --> 01:17:33,660
Let me tell you, sis, it was a sight.

1379
01:17:33,744 --> 01:17:37,498
That's super helpful,
but we know all about Sacrarium.

1380
01:17:37,582 --> 01:17:38,999
We've been tracking them for months,

1381
01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:41,376
and the raid tonight was supposed
to shut them down for good,

1382
01:17:41,461 --> 01:17:44,506
but somebody tipped them off
that we were coming.

1383
01:17:44,588 --> 01:17:48,676
Look, you guys witnessed
some horrific things.

1384
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:50,970
Eventually,
we're gonna need your statements,

1385
01:17:51,053 --> 01:17:53,138
but I really think that you two

1386
01:17:53,222 --> 01:17:55,391
would benefit from some sleep.

1387
01:17:55,475 --> 01:17:57,644
So why don't you come back
first thing in the morning

1388
01:17:57,726 --> 01:17:59,645
and we'll get your statements then.

1389
01:17:59,729 --> 01:18:01,981
One of our guys out back
will take you home.

1390
01:18:02,065 --> 01:18:03,817
And we'll keep an eye on your place

1391
01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:06,277
to make sure you're safe
until the suspect is apprehended.

1392
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,779
Thank you so much.
This has been a good experience.

1393
01:18:08,863 --> 01:18:10,365
- I hope so.
- Thank you for everything.

1394
01:18:10,448 --> 01:18:12,325
Is there a comment card?
'Cause I'm doing five.

1395
01:18:12,367 --> 01:18:14,452
- I would love to... Okay?
- Fives down the line.

1396
01:18:25,129 --> 01:18:27,214
So, that's it?

1397
01:18:27,297 --> 01:18:31,176
We just go back to our normal lives?

1398
01:18:31,261 --> 01:18:32,762
Like nothing happened?

1399
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:35,973
I guess so.

1400
01:18:44,649 --> 01:18:46,443
I could sleep on the couch tonight.

1401
01:18:46,525 --> 01:18:49,486
Oh, no, no, no. We can… We can trade off.

1402
01:18:49,570 --> 01:18:51,739
No, you should have the bed.

1403
01:18:59,538 --> 01:19:03,376
This is crazy. I know we didn't, like,
solve the crime or whatever,

1404
01:19:03,459 --> 01:19:05,753
but we got really close.

1405
01:19:05,837 --> 01:19:07,046
I'm proud of us.

1406
01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:10,091
And not bad for a couple rookies.

1407
01:19:11,926 --> 01:19:16,263
You know, the one thing I can't figure out
is who called the cops?

1408
01:19:16,346 --> 01:19:17,806
I did.

1409
01:19:20,392 --> 01:19:21,810
Remember me?

1410
01:19:22,645 --> 01:19:24,272
How did you get in this car?

1411
01:19:24,355 --> 01:19:28,276
I told you I was a cop.
I've been on the force for about 13 years.

1412
01:19:28,359 --> 01:19:30,611
I'm actually kind of a big deal
over there.

1413
01:19:31,279 --> 01:19:34,031
And you're a member of the sex cult, too?

1414
01:19:34,114 --> 01:19:36,242
Nah, they pay me
to keep 'em safe from the police.

1415
01:19:36,325 --> 01:19:39,037
Wait, so you were protecting the sex cult

1416
01:19:39,119 --> 01:19:42,122
and also blackmailing its members?

1417
01:19:42,207 --> 01:19:43,833
As a matter of fact, I was.

1418
01:19:43,917 --> 01:19:46,211
Do you know how much
this fucking city pays me?

1419
01:19:46,293 --> 01:19:48,837
I put my life on the line every single day

1420
01:19:48,922 --> 01:19:50,924
and the government tosses pennies at me.

1421
01:19:51,007 --> 01:19:52,884
But you know what is fucked up?

1422
01:19:54,427 --> 01:19:56,221
That guy on the bicycle?

1423
01:19:56,303 --> 01:19:58,640
The one I ran over
several times with your car?

1424
01:19:58,722 --> 01:20:00,265
- I remember. You remember?
- Mm-hmm.

1425
01:20:00,350 --> 01:20:02,394
- Yeah, we remember.
- That was my friend.

1426
01:20:03,561 --> 01:20:07,565
Me and him, we come up with
the blackmail-the-cult scheme.

1427
01:20:07,649 --> 01:20:11,403
But he got too greedy.
Stopped giving me my full cut.

1428
01:20:11,485 --> 01:20:13,153
And then, against my better judgment,

1429
01:20:13,238 --> 01:20:15,448
he brought those ignorant frat boys
on board.

1430
01:20:15,531 --> 01:20:18,284
Sir, if I may, we don't know anything,

1431
01:20:18,368 --> 01:20:20,035
and we have terrible memories.

1432
01:20:20,119 --> 01:20:22,329
So please just let us go,
you can trust us.

1433
01:20:22,413 --> 01:20:24,581
Lady, I don't trust anyone.
Here's a little tip:

1434
01:20:24,665 --> 01:20:27,668
The world is out to get you.

1435
01:20:27,752 --> 01:20:30,504
The only one who's got your back

1436
01:20:30,587 --> 01:20:32,172
is you.

1437
01:20:32,257 --> 01:20:35,135
- You're wrong.
- That's not true.

1438
01:20:35,217 --> 01:20:38,680
I trusted someone. One person.

1439
01:20:39,513 --> 01:20:40,806
Siobhan.

1440
01:20:40,890 --> 01:20:43,727
I will never trust anyone again.

1441
01:20:43,810 --> 01:20:45,645
Never.

1442
01:20:45,729 --> 01:20:48,106
You come into this world alone

1443
01:20:48,189 --> 01:20:50,316
and you leave this world alone.

1444
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,360
Which is what you two
are about to find out.

1445
01:21:04,372 --> 01:21:07,333
Look, I'm sorry I have to kill you guys.

1446
01:21:07,417 --> 01:21:10,712
You seem like a nice,
though somewhat annoying couple.

1447
01:21:10,794 --> 01:21:14,047
But if it makes you feel any better,
I will get over it.

1448
01:21:14,132 --> 01:21:17,260
You don't have to do this, okay?
You're not a killer, you're a good person.

1449
01:21:17,342 --> 01:21:19,011
I can see it in your eyes.

1450
01:21:19,095 --> 01:21:21,347
- Your eyes are so kind.
- They're luminous.

1451
01:21:21,431 --> 01:21:23,933
Do you know how many people
I have killed today?

1452
01:21:24,016 --> 01:21:28,062
I would say you've killed, like,
exactly the right number of people.

1453
01:21:28,145 --> 01:21:30,481
I wouldn't add to it, 'cause right now,

1454
01:21:30,565 --> 01:21:33,735
the number of people you've killed
is impressive, but not, like, worrying.

1455
01:21:33,818 --> 01:21:36,488
Also, you killed a guy on a bicycle
and a bunch of frat boys.

1456
01:21:36,570 --> 01:21:38,781
Who's kidding who?
You're practically a folk hero.

1457
01:21:38,864 --> 01:21:40,867
That was a rhetorical question.

1458
01:21:40,949 --> 01:21:42,910
Never too late to change.

1459
01:21:42,994 --> 01:21:44,829
Maybe if you do,
you can find a new Siobhan.

1460
01:21:44,913 --> 01:21:47,707
Did I say
that you could talk about Siobhan?

1461
01:21:47,790 --> 01:21:50,001
I thought you were sharing
and it was an open invitation.

1462
01:21:50,084 --> 01:21:51,668
Listen, Siobhan is clearly a tramp.

1463
01:21:51,753 --> 01:21:55,090
You, too! Take her name out of your mouth!

1464
01:21:55,172 --> 01:21:57,925
I will never say the name Siobhaaa again.

1465
01:21:58,008 --> 01:22:00,302
- She's dead to me. I don't even...
- She sucks.

1466
01:22:00,387 --> 01:22:02,013
Shut up.

1467
01:22:04,641 --> 01:22:06,393
He clearly isn't over Siobhan.

1468
01:22:08,977 --> 01:22:10,980
Turn around.
Put your hands behind your back.

1469
01:22:12,315 --> 01:22:15,068
You lay a hand on her
and I'll kick your ass, dude.

1470
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:18,363
- Turn around.
- Yes, sir.

1471
01:22:20,614 --> 01:22:22,492
They have traffic cam footage of you, man.

1472
01:22:22,492 --> 01:22:24,327
You're so fucked.

1473
01:22:24,410 --> 01:22:26,578
Nah, I saw it. It's very grainy.

1474
01:22:26,663 --> 01:22:28,873
It's like Bigfoot footage.

1475
01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:33,336
We can't just sit here
waiting to be killed, okay?

1476
01:22:33,419 --> 01:22:34,796
- We need to do something.
- Okay.

1477
01:22:34,878 --> 01:22:36,922
- Help me figure something out.
- Okay, okay.

1478
01:22:37,841 --> 01:22:39,883
Here, loosen my ties.

1479
01:22:39,967 --> 01:22:41,760
- Can you do it?
- I can barely reach it.

1480
01:22:41,845 --> 01:22:43,887
- Can't move my fingers.
- It's getting tighter.

1481
01:22:43,971 --> 01:22:45,264
I'm sorry. Okay, try me.

1482
01:22:45,347 --> 01:22:46,975
- Is it working?
- No. Oh, fuck!

1483
01:22:47,057 --> 01:22:48,225
I'm gonna try kicking this.

1484
01:22:50,770 --> 01:22:53,565
- Oh, shit.
- I wish I was wearing your date shoes.

1485
01:22:53,647 --> 01:22:55,859
Jibran, the lighter!
The cigarette lighter!

1486
01:22:55,941 --> 01:22:58,026
That's what it's there for! Go, go.

1487
01:22:58,986 --> 01:23:00,029
Yeah, you can do it.

1488
01:23:04,492 --> 01:23:06,578
Okay, that's kind of hot.

1489
01:23:08,454 --> 01:23:10,414
- Does he see us?
- My God, he's laying down plastic.

1490
01:23:10,498 --> 01:23:12,040
Oh, shit, shit.

1491
01:23:12,124 --> 01:23:13,667
- Has it popped out yet?
- No.

1492
01:23:13,752 --> 01:23:15,919
- What about now?
- Okay. Okay.

1493
01:23:16,003 --> 01:23:18,213
Come on. Hurry up.

1494
01:23:18,297 --> 01:23:20,382
Get it, get it, get it.
Get it, get it, get it.

1495
01:23:20,467 --> 01:23:22,969
- Close your eyes.
- Come on, come on.

1496
01:23:23,052 --> 01:23:25,137
Get the plastic, not my hands!

1497
01:23:30,517 --> 01:23:31,685
Drop it, drop it.

1498
01:23:32,604 --> 01:23:34,396
- I had it in my mouth, okay?
- Yeah, but you didn't have

1499
01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:35,898
- the hot end in your mouth.
- Hurry up!

1500
01:23:37,232 --> 01:23:39,778
Hold, up, hold up.
He's looking at us. Hold on.

1501
01:23:41,195 --> 01:23:43,323
Okay, put it back.
Put it back. Put it back.

1502
01:23:45,658 --> 01:23:47,243
Out of the car.

1503
01:23:48,535 --> 01:23:51,663
They're gonna get you.
They know you drove us.

1504
01:23:51,748 --> 01:23:53,625
No, they're not gonna suspect me.

1505
01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:55,585
When I drove you guys to your apartment,

1506
01:23:55,668 --> 01:23:59,672
the real killer jumped out of the bushes
and hit me over the head!

1507
01:23:59,756 --> 01:24:01,883
When I woke up, there I was,

1508
01:24:01,966 --> 01:24:03,927
tied up in the back of my own squad car

1509
01:24:04,010 --> 01:24:06,096
with you guys here at the marina.

1510
01:24:07,763 --> 01:24:08,847
Watch your step.

1511
01:24:10,891 --> 01:24:14,229
And then the killer made us
get on the boat.

1512
01:24:14,311 --> 01:24:16,689
That's right. All three of us.

1513
01:24:16,772 --> 01:24:18,816
And you remember what happened next.

1514
01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:21,111
He made us all kneel down. Go ahead.

1515
01:24:22,779 --> 01:24:24,989
I jumped up and tried to save you guys.

1516
01:24:25,073 --> 01:24:27,367
And in the scuffle, I was shot.

1517
01:24:27,492 --> 01:24:30,035
I wasn't mortally wounded,
but I had to watch in horror

1518
01:24:30,119 --> 01:24:32,247
as the masked killer

1519
01:24:32,329 --> 01:24:34,623
executed you both with my gun.

1520
01:24:34,707 --> 01:24:36,251
Anyway, let's get this over with.

1521
01:24:37,459 --> 01:24:38,586
Eenie…

1522
01:24:38,669 --> 01:24:39,796
No.

1523
01:24:39,878 --> 01:24:41,296
Eenie,

1524
01:24:42,548 --> 01:24:43,841
meenie,

1525
01:24:43,925 --> 01:24:45,135
miney…

1526
01:24:55,227 --> 01:24:56,687
Hey, Mustache.

1527
01:25:06,196 --> 01:25:07,449
Okay, okay.

1528
01:25:10,409 --> 01:25:11,827
Oh, fuck.

1529
01:25:11,910 --> 01:25:14,372
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh, shit.

1530
01:25:14,455 --> 01:25:17,292
Go ahead. Shoot me.

1531
01:25:17,374 --> 01:25:19,209
Right here in the shoulder would be good.

1532
01:25:19,293 --> 01:25:21,378
That way I don't have to shoot myself.

1533
01:25:21,462 --> 01:25:23,422
Drop the gun or I'll break his neck.

1534
01:25:23,506 --> 01:25:26,676
You can't break his neck.
It... It's too thick.

1535
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:29,887
I'll just twist
until something bad happens.

1536
01:25:29,971 --> 01:25:32,140
From where I'm sitting,
he's super convincing.

1537
01:25:32,222 --> 01:25:33,682
He can't hurt you.

1538
01:25:33,766 --> 01:25:36,144
I bet he can do it quite easily.

1539
01:25:36,226 --> 01:25:39,439
- Drop it.
- Leilani, listen to him. Put the gun down.

1540
01:25:39,521 --> 01:25:41,857
- You don't have a shot. Just put it down.
- I do have a shot.

1541
01:25:41,940 --> 01:25:44,276
Why are you arguing with me about this?

1542
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:46,946
Because you think you're always right,
and you're wrong about this.

1543
01:25:47,029 --> 01:25:49,281
I'm supposed to listen to someone
who's never held a gun before,

1544
01:25:49,364 --> 01:25:51,242
- and I'm the know-it-all?
- You refuse to take risks!

1545
01:25:51,325 --> 01:25:53,660
- This is a prime example.
- You're the reason we're here!

1546
01:25:53,744 --> 01:25:55,120
- This is your fault!
- Guys!

1547
01:25:55,204 --> 01:25:57,207
- Do you really wanna do this right now?
- Oh, my God.

1548
01:25:57,289 --> 01:26:00,084
- I wanted to go to the police!
- You were driving the car!

1549
01:26:00,168 --> 01:26:02,045
- I got kicked by a horse for you!
- Oh, my God.

1550
01:26:02,128 --> 01:26:04,339
- You ran from a dead body and left me.
- You guys are annoying.

1551
01:26:04,422 --> 01:26:06,049
I am alone in this relationship.

1552
01:26:06,132 --> 01:26:07,717
You watched my movie without asking me!

1553
01:26:07,801 --> 01:26:09,968
- Nobody cares about your shit.
- Stop! You sound like my parents!

1554
01:26:10,052 --> 01:26:11,595
Understand what I'm doing for once!

1555
01:26:11,678 --> 01:26:12,721
Be with me on something!

1556
01:26:12,806 --> 01:26:14,057
- One, two, three!
- Go!

1557
01:26:16,434 --> 01:26:17,894
Shit.

1558
01:26:19,311 --> 01:26:20,604
- Jibran, are you okay?
- Yeah.

1559
01:26:20,687 --> 01:26:21,772
Oh, shit.

1560
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:26,903
Oh, my God.

1561
01:26:59,101 --> 01:27:01,687
Thanks to you guys,
we have the suspect in custody.

1562
01:27:01,770 --> 01:27:03,188
You're safe now.

1563
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:11,864
Sure you're okay?

1564
01:27:11,948 --> 01:27:13,615
Yeah, I'm okay. Are you?

1565
01:27:13,699 --> 01:27:14,700
Yeah.

1566
01:27:15,659 --> 01:27:17,787
I knew you were gonna do
that "one, two, three" thing,

1567
01:27:17,870 --> 01:27:20,123
even though it didn't work any other time.

1568
01:27:21,123 --> 01:27:23,584
- You did everything. You did.
- No, it was equal. It was equal!

1569
01:27:23,668 --> 01:27:25,336
- You shot him!
- I know.

1570
01:27:25,419 --> 01:27:27,588
- That was amazing.
- I would rather forget that.

1571
01:27:27,672 --> 01:27:30,467
- Don't shoot anyone again.
- I will never shoot anyone ever again.

1572
01:27:33,136 --> 01:27:35,180
- What?
- I didn't say anything.

1573
01:27:35,262 --> 01:27:36,346
I know that face.

1574
01:27:36,431 --> 01:27:39,392
- What face?
- It's the "I wanna kiss you" face.

1575
01:27:39,476 --> 01:27:41,186
- No, no. No, I don't...
- Yes, it is.

1576
01:27:41,269 --> 01:27:42,561
I don't wanna kiss you.

1577
01:27:42,645 --> 01:27:45,899
I don't, so... You're very arrogant. Gross.

1578
01:27:45,981 --> 01:27:47,107
Gross?

1579
01:27:47,191 --> 01:27:50,819
Wow, you wanna kiss me so bad,
like, with tongue and everything.

1580
01:27:50,904 --> 01:27:52,489
- I can tell.
- You are projecting.

1581
01:27:52,571 --> 01:27:54,074
- Oh, okay.
- I think you wanna kiss me.

1582
01:27:54,156 --> 01:27:55,992
- I wanna kiss you?
- You wanna kiss me.

1583
01:27:56,117 --> 01:27:57,619
And you're, like, doing this now.

1584
01:27:57,702 --> 01:27:59,537
Doing what? What am I doing?

1585
01:28:11,423 --> 01:28:13,176
Sorry to interrupt, lovebirds.

1586
01:28:13,258 --> 01:28:15,427
I gotta take you to the hospital,
have them check you out.

1587
01:28:15,512 --> 01:28:16,805
It's protocol.

1588
01:28:20,641 --> 01:28:23,727
Back-of-the-ambulance sex
is pretty freaky, right?

1589
01:28:23,811 --> 01:28:26,439
- I am so down.
- All right, let's go.

1590
01:28:27,147 --> 01:28:29,109
Are you gonna try that move
we saw in the orgy?

1591
01:28:29,191 --> 01:28:31,194
I'm gonna put in some work!

1592
01:28:31,276 --> 01:28:33,529
Mm-mmm, you don't sound right.
That's my line.

1593
01:28:42,454 --> 01:28:44,289
- Run, Leilani!
- I'm running.

1594
01:28:44,373 --> 01:28:46,376
- Holy shit!
- They're right behind us!

1595
01:28:46,458 --> 01:28:47,961
Let me lead, slow down!

1596
01:28:48,043 --> 01:28:49,796
- Run, run, run!
- Jibran, I'm running.

1597
01:28:49,878 --> 01:28:51,588
Don't tell me to run when I'm running!

1598
01:28:51,672 --> 01:28:53,590
They're right there! We're so fucked!

1599
01:28:55,135 --> 01:28:59,263
This is London, England.
Jibran and Leilani lost valuable time

1600
01:28:59,346 --> 01:29:01,974
after a heated argument
about the metric system.

1601
01:29:02,057 --> 01:29:07,564
With only two legs remaining, do they have
what it takes to win the $1 million prize?

1602
01:29:07,646 --> 01:29:09,106
We're actually doing it, Jibran!

1603
01:29:09,190 --> 01:29:11,025
I told you we could win The Amazing Race.

1604
01:29:14,111 --> 01:29:15,696
Okay. "For over 50 years,

1605
01:29:15,779 --> 01:29:18,824
enthusiasts have gathered
at Hyde Park to commemorate..."

1606
01:29:19,993 --> 01:29:21,828
- Uh-oh.
- What?

1607
01:29:26,790 --> 01:29:28,501
Oh, ****.

1608
01:29:30,002 --> 01:29:35,002
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