Iain: This season had heartbreak, romance,
and soul ties was...
- Crazy. - Crazy.
Iain: Tonight...
- Yeah! Yeah!
Iain: It's time to celebrate love in every way.
- Suck it!
Iain: Islander Love. BFF love.
Hannah: [Inaudible]
Iain: Sweet love.
Matia: What are you in charge of?
- Making her happy.
Iain: Out there love.
[Laughs]
- Oh! Is that something dirty?
[Burps]
Iain: Stinky love.
- He just burped.
Iain: Fiji love.
- Fiji!
Iain: We're setting off a love bomb.
- See? This is what we're not going to do.
- Sorry, sorry.
- What we’re not gonna do is fart!
Iain: Love is all you need.
So grab the love of your life
and get ready to say those three little words.
Unseen Bits!
[Screaming]
- Hey, that was good. That was really good.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome to the season finale
of Love Island USA Unseen Bits!
Two bombshells have entered the Villa and this duo
are mother and daughter.
- So this is mommy and this is baby.
And everyone is always thinks that's very funny
for some reason, but I don't know
what's funny about that.
They're a gift from my mom. They come with me everywhere.
I've had them hidden in my closet here.
I don't bring them out because I don't trust these people.
Oh, my, oh my... Oh, my... Leo!
[Laughs]
The boys are the worst babysitters I've ever seen
in my life.
Matia!
- Oh! Damn!
- I swear to God. No. Where’s the baby...?
Oh, my... Take the baby out of the blender!
[Laughs]
She's in a fucking blender. Where's Kenzo?
- Kenzo, you need a rescue. - I’ll go get him.
- He's, like, chilling.
- Your dad ranking just went down three points!
- I was going to make a protein shake right now anyways, so...
[Laughs]
- Kenzo just...
Iain: Carmen, if you're watching this back, look away now.
[Gasps] - Carmen!
Carmen: Who did that? Who did it?
[Inaudible] none of you diving after it.
Kassy: It’s drowned! Carmen: Go grab it!
- We need some rice! We need some rice!
Kassy: You have to bring it back to life.
Iain: I don't think this was the blowjobs
they was hoping for when he entered the villa.
- Is she going to make it?
Marco: It's the way you squeezed out half the water.
- Oh, fuck. - Is she ok? Come on.
- Oh, my God. She was so young.
Yay!
[Clapping]
- Uncle Zay stepped up and saved baby when we needed him most.
And for that, Zay gets a gold star
and the parenting award.
- Good job, Zay. All the rest of y'all suck.
Kassy: The baby has PTSD.
- Kenzo left the babies fully unattended.
He was nowhere in sight while baby was in the pool.
Where have you been?
- Where have you been?
- I was taking a nap.
- The baby is drying off in the gym now
because they trew it in the pool!
- Sorry. It wasn’t mine anyways.
[Gasps]
- Damn!
[Screams]
- I knew he didn't want to be a step daddy.
Kenzo: It's a little too chubby to be mine.
Kassy: Damn!
Damn!
- The bakery's closed.
- Good thing it's recoupling tonight.
[Screams]
Carmen: Yeah. I get the choice.
[Screams]
Iain: Mommy and Daddy aren't fighting.
We're talking, baby. We still love each other.
[Uplifting music]
The final bombshell this series flew across the pond
from the Love Island UK Villa.
- Wait, stop!
- You’re handsome!
- Nice meeting you.
Iain: We saw his first dates with Kassy and Imani,
but not these exclusive bits.
- As you started in here,
I was still in the UK Villa, so...
- That’s crazy! How do you...?
How do you think about the Villa?
So nice, too. You’ll love it.
- Oh, yeah. We haven’t done the cheers yet.
- Ok. You wanna start?
- Go on. Hold on. Let me think.
[Kassy laughs]
- I’m trying to think... - Think, think.
- I’m thinking what to say. All right, let me think.
Hold on.
Cheers to Kassy's new adventure.
- I like it.
[Laughs]
- Oh, shit. Fuck.
- It's cool.
- Good. How's your time been? Who are you coupled up with?
- I ended up coupling up with...
What's his name?
Oh, there it is. Kyle.
- Um...
No, he's, uh, he's cool, but it just doesn't work.
- It said Scott, and the first person I thought
was you. - What?
- Isn't that crazy?
Like, Love Island UK.
I was like, “Oh, that's, like, that guy
from the Love Island UK.” - Was I one of your favorites?
- Yeah. - Was I?
Kassy: Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Once I'm comfortable, that's when, like, the goofiness
really pops out and, like, I'm just able to, like...
- Wait. So this isn't the goofiness now?
Imani: No. No. - It gets worse. Ok.
- I'm a little, I'm a little nutty.
- I'm in trouble here. I'm joking. I'm joking.
- Oh, don't run now. We're already here.
- My hair is really starting to poof up.
- Don’t think so. Don't worry. It looks nice.
Are you good at eye contact?
- Yeah. - Good.
Imani: I don’t mind it. - You want a staring contest?
- Yeah.
I blinked already.
- You've blinked already. You've gone already.
- You're Capricorn. - Capricorn. Yeah.
- Capricorn is usually get along or they hate each other.
- Yeah. I think we'll get along.
- I think so too.
Iain: It also turns out Capricorns share
a love of Johnnie.
[Uplifting music]
Over 11,000 crew, 10,000 are in six stunt performers
we hire to keep islanders on their toes.
This season, they've gone above and beyond.
[Buzzing]
You hear it?
- Yes, I hear it.
- These bugs, girl.
- [Inaudible] bugs [Inaudible] Fiji, man.
- Yeah, yeah. Get it away from me.
- What? What?
- Just a little buggy.
Fuck that bug.
- Like, it's okay to, like, explore it...
- There's a spider on that wall.
[Buzzing]
- That bug just got in my mouth.
- I really...
- Where is it?
- What is it?
- The fucking bug went in my ear.
No!
[Screaming]
- It’s on you!
- And it's hard because it's like I want...
- Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck fuck!
- Fuck.
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my Gosh! I’m being attacked!
- Get it off! Get it off!
[Screaming]
- Oh, my God.
- You didn't just grab that.
- Oh, fuck that thing up. Oh, my God!
- Where is it?
- Fuck!
- I got it.
- That was not where it was!
Kay Kay: Guys going crazy.
[Screaming]
- Shit!
- It was just a tiny little bug. It didn't look tiny.
Iain: Great show reel for the bugs.
In fact, one of them's now on real house spiders
of Fiji where she ate her husband.
So is now single.
[Uplifting music]
Unseen Bits viewers sent the Internet
into complete overdrive last week about...
The curse of Soul Ties!
- You go up there with somebody that you want to have
a soul tie with, but you come back down
and it's all chaos.
It's like a curse.
[Uplifting music]
- Soul Ties is crazy.
- Crazy.
- Soul Ties is crazy. Soul Ties is crazy.
Everyone: Soul Ties is crazy!
- Fuck Soul Ties!
Iain: And across every corner of planet earth
over an actual gazillion keyboard warriors
went wild on social media.
“One is most peeved to see Soul ties is cursed
by the Lord of Darkness.
It put me right off my earl gray tea.”
Devil emoji, devil emoji, cup of tea emoji.
“I had my first kiss near old house 30 years ago.
I've had rectal gas ever since.” #soul ties is crazy.
Kiss emoji, kiss emoji, kiss emoji.
“Is soul ties really crazy?
Give viewers more evidence to prove the case.”
Flame emoji, devil emoji.
- You want to go chat?
- Yeah.
Hannah: Oh, are we back? - Are we really?
- Yeah. You want to go chat?
Iain: Okay. Here's more proof the Soul Ties course
is the relationship Terminator.
Curse de la Vista, baby!
- Where are we going?
- Soul Ties.
- I've never chatted up here!
You're taking my Soul Ties Virginity!
- Soul Ties is crazy!
[Inaudible]
I think you're beautiful. I kept looking at you.
I kept wanting to talk to you.
- I'm very, very, very open to explore that with you
and go take it a little bit further than just being like,
“Hey, Kassy, how are you?”
Flirting in the kitchen. - Me too. Yeah.
- So yeah. I'm actually very serious.
- Ok. Me too. - Yeah.
- [Inaudible]
Iain: Girls, no!
Relationships that started Soul Ties are doomed!
[Laughs]
- Why are the boys losing their shit?
- What is going on, bro? Soul Ties is crazy.
- Soul Ties is crazy!
- Fucking Soul Ties!
- Soul Ties is crazy!
- Soul Ties is fucking crazy!
- Soul Ties is crazy!
Iain: But can Kassy and Johnnie defy the odds
and avoid The Curse of Soul Ties?
- At the end of the day, I can't deny where my heart
is taking me.
So, the person that I would like to couple up with is...
Leo.
Iain: The curse is real, proving once again
that what happens in Soul Ties never stays in Soul Ties.
Soul Ties!
Time for reporter Hannah's piece on the bombshell
from the land of Scots, not Scotland.
England. Well, originally, Wales.
We don't have time to get into this.
- Hey, guys. It's me, Hannah.
I'm back with another Love Island Live
with our newest bombshell.
Some of y'all might recognize this man right here.
This is Scott.
[Laughs]
Also known from this most recent season of Love Island UK,
season ten.
So, you're 22.
- 22. - From Wales.
- Yeah.
- What do you do for work?
- I was a professional soccer player. Soccer.
- He's catching on to the terms.
- You all call football soccer. That's a no no.
- Yeah. I get it.
- Football. We kick a ball with our foot.
That's our football.
Your football you throw an egg with your hand.
It should be hand egg.
- Ok. That was a good [Inaudible] to my next question.
- Ok.
What are some, like,
American quirks that you've noticed?
You've only been here a day.
- What I have noticed?
- Yeah. Like about us, or any weird words that we say.
Have you ever heard of the term [bleep]?
[Laughs]
Oh, is that something dirty?
Iain: But what the actual bleep did she say?
Find out what she got on the spot right after this.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits,
the hilarious sideshow that will give you fun girly things.
- Girl power!
Iain: Some yucky boy things.
- But I can't wait to actually do that.
[Burps] Fuck.
Iain: And some yucky girl things too.
- There's flies in the oven.
Iain: [Inaudible] your nose and get ready for more
Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
- How long ago did you make that?
- Had to have been like three days ago.
- Oh, my God!
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Before the break, Love Island Live news anchor
Hannah was getting to know Scott a little better.
- Have you ever heard of the term [bleep]?
[Laughs]
Oh, is that something dirty?
Iain: But what the bleep did she say?
- Have you ever heard of the term double fisting?
[Laughs]
Oh, is that something dirty?
For us Americans, ok?
Double fisting is when we have two cups
in our hand or two drinks.
The double fisting it.
Like, what's double fisting mean for y'all?
- It means a woman would be very, very wild.
- Really?
- If she was getting double fisted.
- If she was getting double fisted?
I don't know if I want to know what that is.
- You don’t. You don’t. - Look at the laughter
on this guy’s face!
- You really don’t want to know. - Geez!
- You don’t wanna know what it means.
- Ok. So that's a thing in the UK.
I'm gonna have to Google that one.
- Yeah. - Ok. There you go.
He's here in Fiji with us, baby.
- I'm here!
- All right. Ok. Nice chatting to you, Scott.
- Nice meeting you all.
- Bye!
- Nice speaking to you all.
[Uplifting music]
- Wait. But really, what does double fisting mean?
Like, explain [bleep].
- Yeah. And that [bleep].
- That’s painful.
Iain: Uh, I just Googled it. Don’t Google it.
[Uplifting music]
In this next Unseen Bit, Kassy and Destiny chat by the fire.
- Because Destiny is destiny.
Iain: Wait a second. That's not destiny. That's Leo!
His impression is spot on.
- Destiny! He knows how to be you.
Oh, he just gave up.
He was you for a second, I was like...
[Gasps]
- Leo, do it.
- I wasn't doing shit.
- Dude...
- He’s not gonna do it.
- He’s scared now. - You wanna see it?
Kyle: Do it! Destiny: Do it, Leo.
- Ok. Listen.
First of all...
[Laughs]
Why, why are you breathing? Stop.
Because destiny is destiny.
[Laughs]
I didn’t say you can laugh.
Now wait, because it's my turn.
As I was saying...
[Laughs]
- Yeah. I got me down [Inaudible] together.
Kassy: Okay, okay.
Kyle: That’s a good start.
- Real bad.
Oh, shit!
- Wait, wait, wait. I’m not done. I’m not done.
Girl, it's given sabotage. Sabotage, girl.
Sabotage.
They’re doing...
- There’s the leg kick! - They’re doing this to me!
[Destiny laughs]
- The laugh is everything. Him moving to her is crazy.
Crazy.
- That was actually valid. That was valid. That was valid.
Kyle: That was [Inaudible] That was a good one. That was good.
You’ve been practicing that? - Is she been practicing?
- Bro, she’s been doing this shit to me! She says...
Destiny: She do? Yes, she do.
She really started to talk like me, Leo.
What [Inaudible] she say?
- Soul Ties is crazy!
- That’s Kay Kay.
- I know, but she says it too.
- I started the “It's crazy” thing.
Like, I would say it’s crazy to everything after.
That’s crazy.
- It’s crazy.
Iain: What a coincidence!
An ex-girlfriend of mine used to say “It’s crazy”
every time after saying my name.
[Uplifting music]
The sexy moves of the Hearts on Fire challenge
aren't easy to perfect.
As the girls discovered, it can take minutes
of tireless practice.
- Here, let's practice our walk.
Should we practice our walk?
- The walk has to be, like, fierce, right?
- Sexy girl.
- That walk up to the fire pit is so important
because your mind has to be locked in.
You kind of have to get into character.
So I'm going to give them what they want.
- Less arms.
- Yeah, look.
- Less arms. Arms need to be, like, flowy.
- That was... That's even better!
Yes.
- Either let the arms flow
next to you or, like, even at your sides.
Just like... - Even at my side.
- If you don't know, do try this one.
I keep my hands here. Yeah.
- Oh, this is the sexiest little.
Oh, yeah. I don’t give a fuck. I'm coming for you, Lil.
[Laughs]
- Yeah. Where it's like the...
- Yeah, like, “You know what I came to do.” Yes.
- Yes!
- Give it to him. But it needs to be like...
Yeah! Yeah!
[Laughs]
I can’t take it! She’s so stupid! What is...?
- I will [Inaudible] myself seriously.
- That's how we got to turn the corner.
You got to turn the corner... - Right.
- You know what I came to do!
Wait. Maybe if they laugh,
their heart will still be pumping.
- I want mine to be funny.
- Oh, yeah.
- I can do some moves now.
[Laughs]
- Let me see because I’m goofy too, girl.
I got a shit. Look, I got to get...
I'm clumsy. I don't want to fall.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: You could have the sex appeal of a cat
falling into a bath in slow mo would make it look hot.
Here are some unseen missteps that happened
in real time, or as we call it, “schmo motion.”
- I'm here, boys. I'm not here to play whoever needs CPR.
I'm about to get the heart rates up.
[Uplifting music]
[Clapping]
- Oh!
- That’s ok, bitch! Keep walking!
- We'll be back to this one. We'll be back.
- Fuck!
- Oh, Lord. Oh, my goodness. I tripped!
Iain: Now for more eye popping, heart stopping
pants dropping bits you didn't see.
- You are a bad boy, Marco.
[Laughs]
- There you go!
- What did she...? What did she bring it up?
The hammer? The wrench? Oh, the saw. The saw.
- Ok! What is she going to do? She’s gonna do the saw!
[Laughs]
- Anyways...
- Ok.
- Not the fire.
- I don’t know what he’s going to do with it.
- I dropped it.
- Ok. It’s ok! Just keep going!
- Yeah!
Iain: Hey, there.
Is your heart racing? Well, you better go catch it.
Sorry. Let's race to the next unseen bit.
[Uplifting music]
This week, the girls got makeover tips
and the makeup artist who did the Smurfs movie.
Lucky.
- I’m a blue woman.
- Kassy, get out here and take a selfie.
- Kassy! Kassy, get out here!
Iain: Now, something happened next. But what?
I guess I'm asking What Happened Next?
Find out after the break.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: This fortune cookie is telling me it's
Love Island USA Unseen Bits!
- I’m a blue woman.
- Kassy, get out here and take a selfie.
- Kassy! Kassy, get out here!
Iain: Before they break.
Kassy's face was covered in blue [Inaudible],
and she was heading to the balcony.
So let's see What Happened Next!
- Kassy, get out here and take a selfie.
- Kassy! Kassy, get out here!
- I’m out of here.
Hannah: Damn!
- Kassy! Are you ok?
Johnnie: Kassy!
[Laughs]
Hannah: Are you ok?
Kassy...
Johnnie: Did you run into the wall?
Hannah: Oh, my Goodness!
- [Inaudible]
- Are you ok?
- I will make sure you don't got a concussion.
- I’m good. Look at my face.
- Are you sure?
- I’m good, guys.
- Look at me, look at me, look at me.
Iain: I believe the official score is glass door one,
Kassy's face [Inaudible].
- We're keeping these open.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: In this unseen bit, Bergie confesses to Taylor
that he's fallen in love.
Not with her.
- I fell in love with this little bug I found.
[Laughs]
I didn't know how I was going to tell you about it,
but his name is Kermit.
[Laughs]
He doesn't like this frog, though.
He's scared of this other frog in the Villa.
- Oh, well. Kermit is my competition.
- I don't know.
Maybe I'll kiss him and he's a princess.
But he's a he.
[Laughs] - So, you’re gay?
- Not if it’s a princess.
Like...
- But it’s a he.
- But it will become a princess.
[Laughs]
- Where is this going?
- I don’t know.
The clouds make me feel like I'm in heaven.
Like, I'm Hercules right now.
- You're Hercules? - Hercules.
- Hercules.
- Why do you say “Herculees?”
- Because it’s Herculees.
- You’re saying it wrong, Bergie.
- How am I saying it? - “Herculees?”
- Herculees.
- It’s not “Herculees.”
- Her-cu-lees.
- Where are you getting “urk”?
- Herculees.
- You’re missing the U!
Where’s the U? The pronunciation of the U. You’re not uing!
- Say it again.
- Hercules.
- Herculees. Hercules.
[Laughs].
Oh, shit.
- I think this place is making us delusional.
- Is this the funniest thing?
- I don't know. Oh, God.
Iain: People getting words wrong makes me laugh every time.
Guaranteed.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: I hate to admit it, but this season's couples
have been very, I can't say it.
They've been very, I can't.
Come on, Iain.
Do it like a Band-Aid.
Very cute.
* You make me feel alive *
[Inaudible]
- I just burped. [Uplifting music]
[Laughing]
- Oh, get away, get away, get away.
[Fart]
- See, this is what we're not gonna do.
- Sorry. - We're not gonna do is fart
while I'm shaving your back.
I quit. - Come back.
- No. - Does that cloud look like--?
- Yeah. - It kind of looks like a heart.
- What? - Like a, like an actual heart.
- No, it doesn't. - She's a queen.
She fed me like a king. - I fed you like a king.
* You make me wanna [inaudible] *
* Like diving with my eyes closed *
- Don't be, don't be mean. Don't be mean.
- I do not just pop anybody's pimples.
Marco’s very special.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Oh, my goodness.
He's such a baby.
- Yeah. I'm gonna cry.
[Screaming]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, shit. Oh, no.
* There’s fireworks in your eyes *
- Give her the magic, Marco.
- Every time I'm in so tight with Hannah,
we're getting it on.
- No, that is not true.
We are not getting it on. He's lying.
But we did have our first chat up here and--
- And our first kiss.
- And we had our first kiss up here.
- Who’s a pretty boy? - Let me see what I look like.
* I dive in with my eyes closed *
- We made a song for you all.
- Oh, my goodness, that’s sweet.
- [Singing] Marco and Leo, Hannah and Kassy,
I want to see her, but she stays away from me.
- Can you, guys, not be creepy while I’m peeing?
- [Singing] Hannah. You make me so happy.
Kiss you. Good night.
- Oh, good job, you guys.
- If you do the laundry, I'll do the dishes.
- Yeah. I'll take that.
- Hey, that was good.
That was really good.
- How cute!
- I'm happy. - Me too.
Iain: Me too.
* You make me love you crazy *
[Uplifting music]
Iain: This is "Love Island" USA, on set.
- Shut the fuck up.
Iain: Sorry, I forgot. This is the ASMR bit.
ASMR is the tingly feeling you get
from hearing certain sounds.
- Shh, shh, shh.
My name's Kassy and I'm doing ASMR for you.
Iain: Hang on, Kassy, this is my ASMR bit.
- I should take up an ASMR career after this.
Iain: Relax, Kenzo, with ASMR from Carmen.
- Listen to this.
Iain: All relaxed like Kenzo with ASMR from Bergie.
[Frothing milk]
Iain: Incredibly, have you played that milk
frothing scene really fast?
It makes the "Love Island" theme tune.
* Don't you know we're just better together *
Iain: While most couples at this stage are sneaking away
for some alone time, some couples just--
- Do you want to make chocolate chip pancakes?
- Sure, why not? - Okay.
- Yep. Let's do it.
- All right. We need powder.
- I’ll grab that. - Yeah. Mix.
- I'll grab the chocolate chips too.
- Chocolate chips in the pan.
Do you ever put whipped cream on your pancakes?
- Oh, all the time. - Okay, yeah.
- Or, like, grapes. I love making grapes.
- Grapes on your pancake?
- No, no, no, no. You know what grapes are? Right?
Am I saying that right? Or is grape, the French thing?
Like the little thin pancake? - Crepes.
- You’re saying grapes.
He means crepes.
- That's what I meant to say "crepes."
- I love making crepes.
- That we have to make together.
- Yeah, we have to make that together.
- I agree. - Crepes are amazing.
- How do you do this, Bergie? How do you turn on the oven?
- It's the stove.
[Laughing]
- Spoon me. - Oh.
- It's not going-- - No.
No. Don't use that spoon.
- Who's in charge of what?
- I'm in charge of this.
I'm, I'm calling the pancake shots.
- What are you in charge of?
- Making-- - Making her happy.
- We're making... Yeah. - Yeah.
- Happy wife, happy life. - Yeah.
No, you're good. You're good.
It's on a low setting.
- That's pretty good. - Yeah, that was really good.
That was a good flip. - Flip of the wrist.
I'll cut your pancake for you.
- Thank you.
- King treatment, Bergie.
- King treatment. She's a queen.
The special ingredient that no one else does
in their pancakes and anything they make,
they forget to add one really important ingredient.
- Water. - Love.
You got to add love.
- I'd have to give this pancake a solid nine.
- Yeah. - Look for a solid nine.
But I'm the one you need. - Boom.
- Oh, yeah. You're my ten.
For you. - Thank you.
* Don’t you know we are better together? *
Iain: Things between Bergie and Taylor
just keep getting better and better.
Unseen bits finale, baby.
I cannot get fired.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Which competition is bigger than the World Series?
It's that battle that will have you saying, "What World Cup?"
- It's Beach Hut Battle! - Let's go.
- We're back for another "Love Island" Beach Hut Battle.
Iain: It's the final Beach Hut battle.
- Let's do this.
- You know, we back.
- Beach Hut Battle.
Iain: The boys are leading the overall series battle
2 to 1.
If the girls win this battle,
we'll be forced to go into a tie breaker.
- Boys, you're going down.
- Down. And we did good last time. We were good.
- Me and Marco will go to the fucking to the death
to win the challenge. So, you know.
Iain: This week we're testing the Islanders knowledge
of "Love Island" Season five Trivia.
The team with the most correct answers wins.
- To be honest, every day is a blur.
I don't even remember yesterday.
So I think we're, I think we're behind
the eight ball on this one.
- I don't know if I'm that good at trivia,
but let's give it a try. Yeah.
Iain: Representing the girls, we have Kassy and Hannah,
and representing the boys, we have Leonardo and Marco.
Let's get started.
How many neon signs are in the villa?
- Oh. - What the fuck?
- Let's count them. Let's count them. Okay.
How many? Okay. Soul ties is crazy.
- Uh, huh. - Breathe.
- Thirst trap. - Yep. Wish you were here.
- The one right before you walk into the room.
- This could be the place. - Then the one in the room.
- There's the one by the fire pit.
- The blue one?
- There's one on the wall that says "Yeah".
- Yeah. And then there's one more in the room.
I think. - Let's be safe.
Let's say 20. Let's just round it.
- Oh, shit. Okay. - Right?
20! - 20.
Let's round that shit.
- 15. - 15.
- 15 - We got ten at least.
Iain: Not even close.
The correct answer is 36.
- 30 fucking 6?
- We are fucking way off. - Yeah.
- This light bills got to be crazy.
Iain: Yes, Hannah, the electricity bill is crazy.
Final question for the win.
Who was the first Islander dumped from the villa?
- Do you want to say it together?
- Okay. - One, two, three. Jasmine.
- Our queen. - Yeah. We miss you.
- Our queen. - Miss you already.
- She was so funny. - Yeah, we remember.
- Jasmine. - Wait. He didn't get dumped.
- He got dumped and came back.
- Yeah. It's going to be a trick question.
- Bergie.
- I hope.
Iain: The correct answer is Bergie.
- Oh, shit! - No!
- Oh, fucking God! - What the hell?
- We're stupid. Iain: Yes, boys.
That's correct.
- You know, we’re back.
Iain: We've got the final score of 3 to 1.
The boys are crowned champions of Beach Hut Battle.
- Oh, shit.
- We ain't no good at this. - No.
- Hopefully they just don't flex on it on us.
- Oh, they're gonna brag.
- Sorry, girls. Maybe next time. Just kidding.
There's not a fucking next time, boys rule.
Iain: And Beach Hut Battle got you on the ropes.
The unseen bits after the break will deliver
the knockout back after this.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to "Love Island" USA unseen bits.
It's time for the final episode of "Love Island" Live
with Hannah and Marco.
- Do you want a pretty? Let's get to the pool, Hannah.
- Okay. - Like that. That's perfect.
- Should I be in the sun or no? - No, no sun.
- Okay. - Three, two, go.
[Uplifting music]
- Hey, everyone, It's me, Hannah.
I'm back again with another "Love Island" Live.
You guys, this is our last one of season five.
We're in the finals now.
I have my sexy cameraman with me again.
Say hi, babe.
- What's up, guys? It's Marco. - Okay.
And today, on today's episode,
our final episode,
we're giving out class superlatives
to my fellow finalists, okay?
So let's go here from right now and give out these awards.
Come on.
All right, we have over here Leo and Kassy.
Congratulations. You won an award.
And Kassy, you got an award, girl.
Kassy got the biggest flirt award, baby.
- She’s got the [inaudible].
- Kassy got the game. - Kassy got the game.
- Kassy can flirt. So talk to the people.
- You know what? I just, I just smacked my teeth.
I just, I'm a little flirt here and there.
I'm just friendly, a little extra friendly sometimes.
- We know.
- And it's not my fault that
it's reciprocated by everybody.
You know? Everybody wants a little piece of Kassy.
What can I say? But I'm a committed girl.
I'm a lover girl. So no more flirting.
- We don't belong to the streets anymore.
- Yeah. I'm a loyal girl now.
- Okay. - Okay, okay.
- We love it. Well, congratulations, you guys.
- Thank you! - Bye!
Next, I'm giving out two more awards.
Let's go.
You are winners of our Love Island Live
Season five, superlatives.
- Let's go! - Yeah!
- There we go. We have a new addition. Taylor.
Taylor, you won the life of the party award!
- Yeah, life of the party!
- Taylor, it's a great time.
Taylor, what do you wanna tell your fans?
- I wanna tell my fans that, you know, never give up.
It will always get better. Okay. 100%.
- 100%, baby. 100%. [Laughing]
- We love to see it.
Taylor's the life of the party. Okay, go. Go celebrate. Okay?
- Oh, we’re gonna celebrate. - We’re gonna leave you to it.
- Yes. - Okay. I have one more award.
I might as well do it now.
Last award, you guys, is the class clown award,
and it's only fitting that it goes to my man, Marco!
Talk to the people, babe. - Hey, How are you doing?
- Okay. - No, no, no, no.
- This is a great award.
It was a high school award I actually did earn
as a class clown.
I'm always being my goofy, silly self.
You know, I'm always letting my nuts drag wherever I go.
Sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
I'm always letting, you know, my energy come out.
I'm always being myself.
I'm being crazy.
I'm being Marco you guys all love.
So my fans, thank you for accepting,
you know, my goofiness.
I love this award and I can't wait to keep being the clown.
- Yay!
- All right, you guys, this was our last Love Island live.
I'm so grateful to my people here.
I'm grateful to my fellow Islanders.
And thank you so much for watching me
walk around with a wooden spoon
and just talk about dumb ass stuff.
Bye!
[Uplifting music]
Iain: For my class superlative.
I was voted most likely to narrate an American Dating Show.
It seemed weird at the time.
[Uplifting music]
[Soft music]
Iain: "Love Island," the edgiest island based show on Earth.
But what really happens in the empty bedroom
when the lights go on and it's the middle of the day?
Put your shades on for a special daytime edition
of Islanders After Dark.
Islanders at Noon.
It's Carmen and Kenzo.
- My swimsuit bottoms came undone.
- What happened?
Iain: He's just helping to put her swimsuit bottoms back on,
so nothing to see here.
- It’s hotter in here than it is out there.
Iain: While they take a well-earned nap.
Who is this?
- Let’s go to our bed. - Leo.
- Okay. They won’t care.
Iain: Why are Hannah and Marco
sneaking into Johnnie and Leo's bed?
- This is disrespectful. - No, I don't give a fuck.
It's Leo. He don't care.
Iain: They're testing the bed to make sure it's comfy.
Yawn. Nothing to see here.
- How do they do it? Fold it up tight?
- At least I can be quiet with mine.
[Soft music]
Iain: Now they're testing their own bed, very unsteamy.
Nothing to see here.
- Hey, Amani got a text.
- Mh? - Amani got a text.
We got to get out there.
Hannah, let's go.
- I'm coming. - She's coming.
No pun intended. - Shut up, Marco.
Iain: My apologies of this put you all to sleep.
Nothing sexy happens during the day.
Let's keep this segment after dark only from now on.
More unseen bits after the break.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to the grand finale
of "Love Island" USA unseen bits.
Cue the cheesy game show music.
It's time for Beach Hut Blitz.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: This week we asked the islanders
"What grosses you out?"
- I find so many things gross.
I hate hair. It could be my hair.
If I see it like balls up, like after my shower,
I have to get rid of hair.
I hate seeing any hair.
- I hate when people put like,
take chewing gum out of their mouth and then, like,
put it on a surface,
save it for later,
and then eat something and then put it back in their mouth.
That's so unsanitary.
Why?
- The spit challenge was pretty gross.
I did not wanna to do that one.
Luckily, you know, I only I went first
and I still thought it was pretty gross.
- The Grinch. I hate it.
I literally can't look at it.
I can't watch the movie. I, it's so scary.
Like, oh, I can't even think about it.
Oh, it's disgusting.
- It's almost chewing in my ear. Hate that.
It's so disgusting.
If I could hear you smacking on your gum
from a mile away, I'm just like, "Oh, stop it."
- Oh, my God. Body odor.
Oh, If I smell somebody with body odor,
I will run a million miles away.
- I hate when people just don't wear socks at the airport.
Because, think about it.
We're going to have to be barefoot for a minute,
going through airport security,
having to walk barefoot around,
having your toes out too,
with all those people around you.
Iugh.
- A lot of bumps in one place.
Oh.
Uh-uh.
Thinking about it, I'm just like, oh.
- Men who wear flip flops grosses me out.
Your dogs don't need to be in a thong flip flop.
- I would say the thing that grosses me out the most
is probably really bad breath.
I can't stand bad breath.
- Holes. I think it's called trypophobia.
When you see a bunch of holes like in a honeycomb.
Oh, it makes my skin crawl.
Like I get the hairs on my arms raised.
It's just I think it's so gross.
- And pigeons as well, you know? They, I don't like pigeons.
- Oh, eating with your mouth open.
Oh, I hate that, it's such a turnoff.
- When a guy chases a ping pong ball.
I don't know why the fuck
they would need to chase a ping pong ball.
There's no way someone should be running after a ping pong ball.
I think that's absolutely disgusting.
- I'm like, "Oh, my gosh, close your mouth."
- The number one thing that grossed me out
is when people, like, scoop something and, like,
put it in their mouth, whether that's a spoon, fork,
knife or whatever, and they put it back into the jar.
- Oh, my gosh.
I just... Sorry.
Iain: What grosses me out the most
is that this was our final Beach Hut Blitz of the season.
Disgusting.
[Uplifting music]
It's a bit emotional, folks.
Cue the nearly end of series montage.
Woman: The "Love Island" USA 2023 villa is now open.
* I see your face in my dreams * - I'm that bitch.
- I'm Kay Kay. - I wasn't expecting this.
- Bergie, everyone deserves a second chance.
[Screaming] - Our queen, Anna Banana.
- I would totally have sex with a robot.
- I would fuck an alien, bro.
- I miss my vibrator.
- One, two, three, four. I am the best for.
- This inappropriate conversation
and our parents watch.
- Sorry, mom.
Woman: What is this? Magic Mike?
[Fart]
- Oh, there's my first fart. [Burp]
- All right, dear. All right, dear.
- Move your hands like that.
* I see those stars and the lights now *
* They remind me of you * - Sorry.
- Hashtag, Casa Amor. [Screaming]
- The more you fuck around, the more you're gonna find out.
- Soul ties is crazy. - Oh, my God. Here we go.
- Soul ties is crazy. - Crazy.
- You’re not gonna give a hug?
- No. - Soul ties is crazy.
- Now could be some trouble. - I know that he fucked her.
- [Crying] Oh, my God.
- Suck it!
[Fart]
- From our asses to yours.
- This is a long banana.
- My whole wig just hit the floor.
They definitely gonna put that on TV.
It's the glitch. Help. - Cocka Roach.
- Kako Roach. - There's no A in there.
- You're going down. - Let's go!
- I would rather drag my vagina across
hot asphalt than lose against these men.
- Let's go spelling, baby! Damn!
- Yeah.
- Would you put a price on it? I wouldn’t.
- Only so many more days with this fucking view, bro.
- [Inaudible].
Iain: Don't miss the "Love Island" finale
tomorrow night.
* I'm coming home *
* I’m coming home *
Iain: That's all, folks. See you next season.
[Uplifting music]