1 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:11,578 Iain: This week there’s been two dumpings, 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,948 14 new islanders and plenty of drama. 3 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,083 - I’m sorry. 4 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:21,955 Iain: Tonight, it’s time to be more casa. 5 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:23,890 - The best Casa Amor to do it! 6 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:28,495 Iain: We want to tempt you, tease you 7 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,363 and bring out your naughty side. 8 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:35,402 We're like the Casa Amor of the main Villa. 9 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,470 - Every time they do it, my soul dies a little bit. 10 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:38,371 - Ew. 11 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,940 Iain: Where fantasies become reality. 12 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,475 - Have I ever done a golden shower? 13 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,010 - What’s a golden shower? 14 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:46,880 Iain: And just like the princess and the toad, 15 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:51,818 once you go for a kiss, you'll see a charming prince. 16 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,254 - See, this is what we're not gonna do. 17 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:57,490 Iain: So, you do you, or someone else, 18 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:01,594 whatever happens on unseen stays on unseen, 19 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:03,830 until everyone sees it 20 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,865 on tonight's epic edition 21 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,569 of Love Island USA on Scene Bits. 22 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,071 - Ta-dah. 23 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:18,712 [Uplifting music] 24 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,295 Iain: A locking up in a week, Casa Amor 25 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,731 brought us twists and turns... 26 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,699 - Hey! 27 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,101 Iain: ...drama. 28 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,302 - You wanted my bitch, right? 29 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,105 - Fuck. 30 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,573 Iain: ...shocking revelations... 31 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,908 - I'm about to shit my pants. 32 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,578 - I'm gonna be a whore today. I'm sorry, Mom! 33 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,248 Iain: ...and Love Island legend, Mora Higgins. 34 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,417 - Bergie, so savage! 35 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:02,455 Iain: But before all that, let's go back 36 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:05,759 to a simpler time, the time of BC, 37 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,962 the world before Casa. 38 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,700 Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits. 39 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:19,139 * Tell me you keep me heavy * 40 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,241 * Tell the feel.. * 41 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:25,245 The sultry, royalty-free acid jet tells us 42 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,847 something sexy is going down. 43 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,449 Marco: I wanna get wet. 44 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:30,850 Hannah: Does this tickle? 45 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:32,318 Marco: You can go harder. 46 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,821 Iain: It's Marco and Hannah and they're using 47 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:36,489 an electrical aid. 48 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:37,557 Hannah: I'm in the zone. 49 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:39,993 Marco: What are you doing? Drawing a penis on my back? 50 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,329 Iain: It’s a shaver. She's shaving his back. 51 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,632 Get your minds out the gutter, you lot. 52 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,600 - You know it's hairier than my back? 53 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,302 - Your ass. - My ass crack. 54 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:50,337 - I've seen it. 55 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,272 - You could braid that shit. 56 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,142 - So, what are you gonna shave of mine? 57 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,312 - Oh, shit, whatever you want me to shave of yours. 58 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:00,714 - Okay, good. 59 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:02,515 - What'd you do? Put shampoo on it? 60 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,150 - Conditioner! 61 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,719 - Oh, I'mma start doing that. 62 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,054 - Yeah. See? You need to listen! 63 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,322 Marco, stop moving. - Wait. 64 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:13,860 So, if I put conditioner on my balls and then shave it, 65 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:14,828 it's a lot better? 66 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:16,262 - Yes, it's gonna be smoother, for sure. 67 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,931 Okay, turn around please. 68 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,734 - It's not too bad right now, though, 'cause last time 69 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,335 I shaved my balls, I cut it. 70 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:23,370 - Hi, Leo. 71 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:24,971 - I'm saying actively having a water. 72 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,342 Hey, you shaved yesterday. 73 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,643 - Not like this! 74 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:31,978 Marco: Are you judging me? 75 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:35,515 Yeah. I wish my girl would do this for me, but... 76 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,250 - No, you can't tell me I'm not a real one. 77 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:38,685 Okay, on your knees, please. 78 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,087 - You know, if you don’t... Jesus fucking Christ? 79 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,288 - Wait on my knees, for what? 80 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,224 - Because I need to top of your shoulder. 81 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:45,492 How am I gonna reach you? 82 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,694 - If you don't get her a ring after that shit... 83 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:48,862 - I know. 84 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,765 Leonardo: I'm gonna let you out to your fucking shaving shit. 85 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,536 - You did my nails so I can at least shave your back. 86 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:00,440 - I look sexy. Whoa, whoa. Get away, get away, get away. 87 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,043 - See, this is what we're not gonna do. 88 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:03,710 - Sorry, sorry. 89 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,545 - What we're not gonna do is fart 90 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,147 while I'm shaving your back! 91 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,181 - I had to, my stomach. 92 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,382 - No, that's not okay. 93 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,183 I quit. 94 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,651 - Come on, come back. - No! 95 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,053 Iain: That's the confidence of a man 96 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:16,623 who has no idea Casa Amor is just around the corner. 97 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,158 - You do not need to fart. 98 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,293 [Uplifting music] 99 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,530 Iain: Before Harrison and Emily were dumped, 100 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:27,067 we learned Emily has bionic eyes and can perceive 101 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,135 the precise temperature of any surface, 102 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,704 including Harrison. 103 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:32,906 - God, Harrison is so fucking hot. 104 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,143 - All I know is that we are fucking some sexy hung men. 105 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,714 - We're judging every single body right now. 106 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:46,086 - My workout routine is just to sit back, relax, 107 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:50,090 look at the guys and judge the hell out of their workout. 108 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,258 - Bergie has a swimmer, swimmer body and I like that. 109 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,093 - Yeah. 110 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,094 - It gives me Superman. 111 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,395 - Yeah. - Superman. 112 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,564 - You know how Superman's really like big at the top and skinny? 113 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:58,765 - Yeah, no, I like Bergie’s body. 114 00:04:58,798 --> 00:04:59,799 It gives me very much. 115 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,234 - It is Superman body. 116 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,736 - I think we are all hung. 117 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,037 Hung like horses. 118 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,407 - I like a skinny man. Them skinny ones got a thick... 119 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,845 - Huge, fucking huge. 120 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:12,612 - I mean... 121 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,847 - They're scary big. 122 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,848 Kay Kay: They're big. 123 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,583 - Yes, the biggest dick I've ever been... 124 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:18,385 I've been with guys that are 6’8, 125 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,053 and the biggest dick I've ever been... 126 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:20,820 - Was it skinny? 127 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:21,654 - Skinny. 128 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:23,723 He was my height and it was the biggest dick, 129 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:24,758 I couldn't even fit it in. 130 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,159 We couldn't have sex, we tried many times. 131 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:26,926 - Skinny dude. - Yeah. 132 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,560 - Selling dude. 133 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:29,796 - That thing hangs and it's thick. 134 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,597 - Thick. 135 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,298 - Just like that. That thick. 136 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,566 - Like, I don't like long, skinny dicks. 137 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,868 - That looks kind of skinny, no? 138 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,369 - I don't know, I can't... 139 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:38,371 - No, that looks average, you know, when I feel it. 140 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:39,839 - Like, I can't even tell by looking at it. 141 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,574 But I've never had sex with a skinny dick. 142 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:42,842 - Maybe like that. 143 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:43,810 - Look at John's ass. 144 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,515 - What the fuck? What's, what, what's he doing? 145 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,817 It's like a stop motion picture in the air. 146 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,520 It's, it's like he's running and, but stopping. 147 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,089 It's a very weird pose. 148 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,758 - I just cannot take this man seriously. 149 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,260 - Is he doing Spider-Man? 150 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,262 - That's giving Spider Monkey. 151 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,663 - [inaudible] is judging him. 152 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,931 Kay Kay: Anyway, [inaudible] seriously. 153 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,466 Kassy: Harrison's like, “Okay?” 154 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,668 - Oh, no, please don't tell me, if he does it 155 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:09,869 I'm gonna get the egg. 156 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,037 Oh, no. 157 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:16,142 - Oh, stop! Stop right there. 158 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,547 - I got it the first time, but not... 159 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:21,948 Just put... 160 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,451 - Oh, my God. I need to... 161 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,420 I need to remove my stuff from the situation before I recouple. 162 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:28,621 - Oh, wait, wait, wait. 163 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:30,523 I think he's gonna do it too. I think he... 164 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,058 - Kenzo can do it, I feel... 165 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,393 - Here, and then back. 166 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,096 Is that right? - Yeah. 167 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,299 - I think I just got... 168 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,234 - Why did they feel the need to do this shit? 169 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:42,702 - I will never try that workout. 170 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,704 I think all three of them [inaudible]. 171 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:45,572 - Oh, no. 172 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,440 - It'll be on your [inaudible]. 173 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,809 - Every time they do it, my soul dies a little bit. 174 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,978 Iain: Emily's soul dies a little. 175 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,446 This next unseen bitch should bring it 176 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,149 right back to life, a little bit. 177 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,551 [Uplifting music] 178 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,024 New lovers often adopt different voices 179 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,692 to appear cute to the partner. 180 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:08,061 My wife thinks Scottish narrators are cute, 181 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,263 so I've been doing this voice for years. 182 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,232 I'm actually French-Canadian. 183 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,734 - He's like, I know where my head's at and it's with you. 184 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:18,038 I was like, “Really? That's so nice. I’m happy.” 185 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:21,508 And he was like... Sorry, my baby voice comes. 186 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,877 We both do baby voices together. 187 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,311 - “I'm happy.” 188 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:28,915 - Why you say to that voice? 189 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,917 - No, you usually keep that to each other. 190 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,419 - Yeah, don't do that no more. 191 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,753 - “I'm happy.” 192 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,257 - Ew. Girl, how old are you? 193 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:38,458 - Like, what? 194 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:40,527 - Can’t I do baby voices? 195 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,663 - No, and especially not in front of a room of people. 196 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,366 - Oh, okay, okay. What the heck? 197 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,301 Well, I'm a baby voice girl, okay? 198 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,336 - “I’m happy.” 199 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:54,174 - Fuck you! Fuck all of y'all! 200 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,609 I'm never telling y'all anything again. I'm done. 201 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,610 [inaudible]. 202 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:01,448 I'm done. I'm done. Fuck y'all. 203 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:05,352 Fuck y'all. Literally, fuck y'all. I hate y'all. 204 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,787 My baby voice just came out, okay? 205 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,923 - Yeah. And you should have kept it in. 206 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,058 - Fuck you. 207 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,295 - That shit was disturbing. 208 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,797 - Okay, okay, I won't ever use my baby voice again. 209 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,732 Thank you. 210 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:23,169 Oh, also, I need to stop talking because holy... 211 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:27,040 Oh. Kay Kay? Where'd you go? 212 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,244 Man, why's everybody so mean to me? 213 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,346 Iain: It gets better, Kassy. 214 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,648 I used to talk to myself in a small, lonely room, 215 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,083 and just look at me now. 216 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,052 Oh, God. 217 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,755 [Uplifting music] 218 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,693 This week, the Villa was hit by iconic 219 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:49,496 Love Island UK bombshell, Moura Higgins. 220 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:53,299 The only bombshell more powerful than Moura doesn't exist. 221 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,668 - Come here! 222 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,103 - You look like [inaudible]. 223 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,805 - Oh, thank you! 224 00:08:58,838 --> 00:08:59,706 - We love you. 225 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,441 - Oh, my God, I love you guys. 226 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:04,110 I was like, “Are these even gonna know who I am?” 227 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,011 - Yeah! 228 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,413 - I love the UK. 229 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:09,749 - How are you enjoying it? 230 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,117 - We love it! 231 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,553 - You love it, really? You can be honest with me. 232 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,021 Come on, I've been in your shoes. 233 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,423 I know that it can get tough. 234 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:17,323 - It's been a lot. 235 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:18,324 - It's been a little rough. 236 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:18,925 - It's a lot. 237 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,060 - Emotions high! 238 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,027 - Yeah! 239 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,128 - Are you crying more than usual? 240 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,029 - Yes! 241 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,765 - Because, my God, I cried, I laughed. 242 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,568 I was single majority of the time. 243 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,038 And then I had [inaudible] majority of the time! 244 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,641 And love goes on, doesn't it? 245 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,509 - Yeah. - Definitely. 246 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,611 Iain: Moura hosted the Game Face Facts, 247 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,313 where the islanders had to guess the answer 248 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,481 to a public poll 249 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,783 by holding panels with their answers. 250 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:47,487 - Which two girls does America think 251 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,256 are dating out of their leagues? 252 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:51,458 Damn. 253 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,626 - I went with Emily and Kassy. 254 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,261 You know, both their boys are stunning. 255 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:56,696 [In Spanish] My God. 256 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,432 - I chose Kassy and Emily also. 257 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,601 I feel like Harrison's out of everyone's league. 258 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,669 He should date himself. 259 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,905 Iain: There was loads more of Moura, 260 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,108 but we saved the best bits just for you. 261 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,210 And if you thought the answers you saw 262 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:14,247 were the only ones that stirred the pot, think again. 263 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:19,419 -We ask the viewers, which boy gives men character vibes? 264 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,054 - Okay, Harrison. 265 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,088 - My man. 266 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,157 Sure. 267 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,992 - I chose Leo the light skin. 268 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,427 - Wow, yeah. 269 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,828 - Because he's never gonna miss an opportunity 270 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:29,929 to give us a thirst trap. 271 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:30,630 - Marco. 272 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:32,866 My partner in crime, and I've never seen someone 273 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,068 stare as much as himself in the mirror as Leo. 274 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,169 - It’s a bad habit. 275 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,806 - I feel like, this should be called Leo Island. 276 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,707 - Bergie. 277 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,042 - I also have to go with Leo. 278 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,243 - Oh, my God! 279 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,111 - This dude controls every conversation. 280 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,480 If he's not the center of it, he's gonna find the way 281 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,381 to be the center of it. 282 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,883 - Bergie, so selfish! 283 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,452 - I chose Leo. 284 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,586 - Shocker. 285 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,454 - Shocker. 286 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,423 - Leo, obviously you can't choose yourself. 287 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,390 I'm so sorry. 288 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,658 So, who did you choose? 289 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:04,564 I chose Bergie, AKA Carsten, because Bergie has kissed 290 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,767 every damn girl on this Villa except for Destiny. 291 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,602 - And you're jealous! 292 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,473 - He's enjoying this a little bit too much. 293 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,141 - Yeah, I agree. I agree. 294 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,744 Think I'm gonna be even shocked if America hasn't voted. 295 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:22,415 Okay, I can now reveal that America has voted for... 296 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,650 Shocker, Leo. 297 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,286 Leonardo: Oh, shit! 298 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,558 - Okay, next question. 299 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:37,230 Who did America vote as the two fakest boys? 300 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,599 - Um, first I chose Harry. 301 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,369 - It was very weird for me to see Harry 302 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,104 just move on real quick. 303 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,106 Just, I don't know, give it a day, and maybe 304 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,974 I wouldn't have gave a little side eye. 305 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,275 - Surprise, surprise. 306 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,144 - Wow. 307 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,113 - The two exes, of course. 308 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,981 - Of course. That was like, easy. 309 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,216 - Get him, get him. 310 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,717 Though I went with my gut, but I'm gonna add 311 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,854 a third one in, while I'm at it. 312 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,756 - Yeah. 313 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,929 - Have you got two or three? 314 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,098 - We'll start here. 315 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,934 So, I have Prince Harry, and I chose Leo, 316 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,838 simply because you're very freaking flirty. 317 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,607 I had a date with you, and you know, 318 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,641 I was hearing a lot. 319 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,443 - Harrison. 320 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,878 - Harry. Sorry, bro. 321 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,681 But, I felt like Emily just showed up and he completely 322 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,683 dropped his relationship with Destiny at that point. 323 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,920 - America thinks the two fakest boys are... 324 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,490 Harrison and Leo. 325 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,259 - Wow. 326 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,427 There you go. 327 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,563 - Harrison, what do you think about what America thinks? 328 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,932 - It is what it is, and then they see what they see. 329 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,500 That's it, [inaudible]. 330 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,002 Iain: But it wasn't there for much longer 331 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,237 as the poll for favorite boy and girl, so Harrison 332 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,505 and Emily leave the Villa. 333 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,140 Harry. 334 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,108 Emily. 335 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,049 [Uplifting music] 336 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,052 Iain: When the islanders run out of things to say 337 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,954 to each other, they play games like I spy, 338 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,757 hide and Seek, or in Marco and Hannah's case... 339 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,792 - What's your coochie’s name? 340 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,830 - Mmm. She used to have a name. 341 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,239 Iain: But what the bleep did she say? 342 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,808 Find out after this break. 343 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,916 [Uplifting music] 344 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,556 Iain: Love Island's Movie of the week 345 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,091 is a story of Marco, 346 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,293 the stripper with a heart of gold. 347 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,262 - Here I give you the magic Marco. 348 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,636 Iain: And his lady love Hannah, she was in it for love. 349 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,906 - Throwing me some money or so, I don't dance for free. Shit. 350 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,308 Iain: But he was only in it for the money. 351 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,877 - Hey, hey, throw it in the air. 352 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,517 - Anyhow... 353 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,085 Iain: Well said, Carmen. 354 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,589 Okay, prepare to rock out, flip out... 355 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,757 - Just go for it! 356 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,292 - Yeah, did it! - Oh, shit. 357 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,193 Let's go! 358 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,928 Iain: ...and golf clap your way through 359 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,831 Love Island USA Unseen Bits. 360 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,670 Before the break, we saw a touching scene 361 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,972 in which Marco and Hannah were discussing names for her... 362 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,509 discussing names for her... Oh, they were discussing names. 363 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,678 - What's your coochie’s name? 364 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,716 - Mmm. She used to have a name. 365 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,725 Iain: On the question I'm genuinely afraid to ask... 366 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,127 What the bleep did she say? 367 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,396 - Super soak girl. 368 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,567 Mmm. What else? 369 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,768 Charlie. 370 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,838 - Oh, Charlie's cute. Charlie's like an old ass man. 371 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:06,773 - Charlie? Charlie. 372 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,641 Something cool, exotic. 373 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,443 - Oh. - Cool. 374 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,411 Raven. 375 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,846 - Oh, Raven’s cool. 376 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,114 - Raven’s cool. 377 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,648 Iain: Raven? 378 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,584 Now I understand what Marco meant when he said 379 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,285 he was an avid bird watcher. 380 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,055 Let's fly into another unseen bit. 381 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,791 [Uplifting music] 382 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,132 Even before Casa Amor, 383 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,867 a hundred percent of male islanders suffer 384 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,336 from a medical affliction known as blue balls, 385 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,105 and it can turn innocent chads from family 386 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,373 into something more like... 387 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,574 Well, this. 388 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,077 - How have you been? Do you miss your family? 389 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:48,248 - It's a family ranch, so my brother, my dad... 390 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,315 - Mm-hm. 391 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,185 - Sorry, I'm really big on personal space 392 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,087 and I would love if you can just give me that. 393 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,489 Just stay outta my space. 394 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:57,490 - Mm-hm. 395 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,858 - Sorry, continue. 396 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,027 - I can't talk about my family. 397 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,330 My mind's gonna go somewhere else. 398 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,706 - It's the... I heard the joke last night. 399 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,674 Um, what's the difference between 400 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,043 a Lamborghini and a, um, erection? 401 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,815 I don't have a Lambo. Do you have a Lamborghini? 402 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:27,454 - Mm-mm. Oh, shit. 403 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,058 You are trouble. 404 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,494 - Yeah. Let me put some body cream on. 405 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,363 I know you miss your family. 406 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,797 - Mm-hm. Yes. 407 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,631 - But, um... 408 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,669 Well, you know, we both are big on family, 409 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,237 so we'll make it work. 410 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,073 Put some cream while you’re gonna help me for my shoulders? 411 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,108 'Cause this will speed it up. 412 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,411 - Oh. Yeah, yeah. I see some spots that... 413 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,879 - Are a little dry. 414 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:53,580 - Yeah. 415 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,452 - Little Dry. Oh, thanks, man! 416 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,556 - I was just trying to apply the... 417 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,524 - Get in in there. 418 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,027 - ...the pressure of the, of the lotion. 419 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,030 - Are you kidding me? 420 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,940 You're so helpful. 421 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,376 - Yeah. That's why I'm just trying to assist you. 422 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,178 That's all I'm doing. 423 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,513 - It's the bed for me. 424 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,583 - Mmm. Yeah, it's the bed for me too. Yeah. 425 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,820 - I'm more moisturized... 426 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,655 - Yeah. - ...and hydrated. 427 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,960 - Oh, no. 428 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,396 - That was great. 429 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,764 - Mm-hm. - You are so helpful. 430 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,966 Come on, let's go eat an apple or something. We need to eat... 431 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,068 - Or something. 432 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,069 - Or something. - Or something. 433 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:57,077 Oh, my God! Oh, yeah, yeah. 434 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,281 Iain: Jonas is the worst case of blue balls 435 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,149 our team of experts have ever seen. 436 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,852 His condition continued to worsen no matter 437 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,021 how much he tried to think about cars. 438 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,326 In my mind, I need a Lamborghini! 439 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,264 [Uplifting music] 440 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,837 Iain: Moving on from couples doing weird stuff 441 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,871 in the bathroom to... 442 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,607 Oh, no, it's more couples doing weird stuff in the bathroom. 443 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,110 - Oh, why my eyes are so red? 444 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,845 - You want some eye drops? 445 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,513 - I don't know if I can put them in. 446 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,514 I'm gonna try though. 447 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,749 - I can put 'em in. 448 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,816 - Mm-hm. 449 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,451 - That's easy. - Good luck! 450 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,719 - That's easy. 451 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,721 I'm a nurse, I can put in some eye drops. 452 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,490 Just relax. 453 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,258 - Ow! Oh. 454 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:47,060 - Lean your head back. 455 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,929 - Ow! You aggressive. Ah! 456 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,232 I don't wanna see it coming or I’mma flinch. 457 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,767 - Open your mouth. 458 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,069 - Be gentle. 459 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,072 - You have to open your eye. 460 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,907 - [inaudible]. Use your other hand! 461 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,043 Be ambidextrous, God damnit. I can see it! 462 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:07,681 - You wanna hold it open? Look that way. 463 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,149 Just drop it. Just drop it. 464 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,084 - Oh, fuck. There you go. 465 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,919 This one didn't get it, did it? 466 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,387 I know it didn't, I closed it. 467 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,791 - Lean you head back. 468 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,794 - You taking too long, bro! 469 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,162 - Oh, goodness. 470 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,064 - She goes in with it. 471 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,700 - Okay, that one got in a little bit. 472 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,468 - I don't feel like it did. 473 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,036 - Why you wanna always wanna hurt me? 474 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,338 You're trying to triple it up. 475 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,539 - I’m not trying to hurt you. 476 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,074 - Yes, you did. I'm in pain. 477 00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:35,041 - Okay. 478 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,609 Iain: Such a lot of fuzz. 479 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,511 On an unrelated note, I've misplaced 480 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,847 my small eyedropper of nitric acid. 481 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,582 Have you found it? Gimme a shout. 482 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,050 - You scary. 483 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,620 [Uplifting music] 484 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,391 Iain: The world thanks us for ensuring this bit 485 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,692 didn't remain unseen. 486 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,627 I'm not sure the islanders will. 487 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:55,628 [Fart] 488 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,430 - You ripped ass on camera? 489 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,299 - I pray to God they don't show this. 490 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,500 - No, they put that stuff in there. 491 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,501 - Damn. 492 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,469 [Fart] - Well the girls did. 493 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,171 Come on, man. 494 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,508 - If y'all hear like little farts, I apologize. 495 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,642 - Me too, babe. 496 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,477 [Fart] 497 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,311 I farted. 498 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:12,879 - Damn, you keep shitting yourself, buddy? 499 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:13,880 Is it you guys? 500 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,315 - I farted, you guys. 501 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,616 - It's coming from everywhere. 502 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,517 [Fart] 503 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,854 - Yeah, it'll stink [inaudible] this loud, I promise. 504 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,588 [Fart] 505 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,522 - I farted. 506 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:24,891 [Fart] 507 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:25,992 - Good fucking push, bro. 508 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:26,926 - Thank you. 509 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,194 - Oh, it's so stinky. 510 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,163 - Shit. Let me get out of the danger zone. 511 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:31,564 [Fart] 512 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,599 - Cool. 513 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,134 [Fart] 514 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,536 - Are you guys backfiring on each other? 515 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,238 - No, that was him the whole time. 516 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,406 That was him. 517 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,474 Iain: And that's the reason Love Island boasts 518 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,577 the single highest air filter budget in all of reality tv. 519 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,479 [Fart] 520 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,916 Here's something you haven't seen. 521 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,118 It's Leo and Marco writing a romantic song. 522 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,154 It's sure to be a hit, either with the girls 523 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,556 or any stray dogs in the area. 524 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,291 - Hold on. Wait, you ready, ready? Ready? 525 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,959 - It's gonna be on a beat like that. 526 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,262 Yo, look away now! [inaudible]. 527 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,631 - It gotta be a sexual beat. 528 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:10,770 Marco and Leo. Marco and Leo, Hannah and Kassy. 529 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:15,108 I wanna leave her around with shorty out in the backseat. 530 00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:18,812 - Look at Leo's taking, Leo's taking the lead. 531 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,113 Marcos was like, “Yeah.” 532 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,949 - That's not a banger, that's just... 533 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,084 - We'll just run it off. 534 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,352 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 535 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,853 One more take, one more take, one more take. 536 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,388 Narrator: The boys spent three hours putting pen 537 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,890 to paper, drawing dicks with wings on them 538 00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,525 before finally writing some lyrics. 539 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:33,893 Hannah: Come on! 540 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,696 - Kassy, Hannah! 541 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:39,599 - Hey, hey. We, you know, we made a song for y'all. 542 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,801 - Oh, my goodness, how sweet. 543 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,370 - Are you ready? - Yeah, we’re ready. 544 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,205 - You ready for your tracks? - They’re both so cheesy. 545 00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:46,106 - Okay. 546 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:47,107 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 547 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:48,942 Go ahead. 548 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,343 * Marco and Leo * 549 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,678 * Hannah and Kassy * 550 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,779 * I wanna see her * 551 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,615 * But she stays away from me * 552 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,851 * I wanna lay up on the beach * 553 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:00,186 * So baby come with me * 554 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,055 * We'll be all right * * We in the Villa * 555 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,089 * Marco and Leo * 556 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:04,290 * Hannah and Kassy * 557 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,358 * I wanna see her * 558 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:08,128 * But she stays away from me * 559 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,597 * I wanna lay out by the beach * 560 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,665 * So baby come with me * 561 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,634 * We'll be all right * * We in the villa * 562 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,137 - Hey, we in the villa! 563 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,271 Yeah! 564 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,077 Oh, good job, you guys. 565 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,079 Iain: The only part of that serenade 566 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,449 that was in harmony was the dogs that started howling soon after. 567 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,085 [Uplifting music] 568 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,656 Before the girls went to Casa, 569 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,460 Carmen left Kenzo a message: lingerie. 570 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,096 He missed the point and got them dry cleaned. 571 00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:45,598 I think when the boys come here, I'm gonna leave 572 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,001 my lingerie sit out and say “Sneak peek for the hideaway. 573 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,102 Miss you already.” 574 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,139 I'm gonna leave that for him, just so he knows 575 00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:54,240 he’s on my mind. 576 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,243 I'm gonna leave Leo my second evil eye bracelet 577 00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,747 and I'm gonna say “I miss you and don't forget about me.” 578 00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:02,849 - I'm gonna leave [inaudible] in my panties and I spray 'em 579 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,485 with my perfume and I'm gonna write on the mirror “XOXO. 580 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,220 - Well, you guys are more sexy than mine. 581 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:08,521 I'm just gonna leave 'em my cross 582 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,256 and then the hair stuff so he can do his hair. 583 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,625 - Oh, he's gonna fucking love that, though. 584 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,395 Iain: Time for the unseen messages the other girls left 585 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,696 for their boys. 586 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:18,331 Let's do this shit, ladies. 587 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,070 - Peek is spelled with two E, right? 588 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,539 Sneak peek. 589 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,244 - I'm saying “From your Twix bar. 590 00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,178 - Aw. 591 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:33,346 - Aw, how cute. 592 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,086 Iain: I'll miss what, pasta? 593 00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:42,989 The neon signs? We'll never know. 594 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,096 [Uplifting music] 595 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,402 When you're an islander on Love Island, 596 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,971 you usually get the glossy, pretty background packages 597 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,873 to help introduce you to the world. 598 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,541 But we simply don't have the budget to do it 599 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,310 for 14 new islanders all at one time. 600 00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:06,880 So instead, we told 'em to do it themselves. 601 00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:08,415 Take it away, boys. 602 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,051 What's up everybody? I'm Zay. 603 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,054 I'm 23, and a fun fact about me is 604 00:24:14,087 --> 00:24:15,722 I still use my fingers to count. 605 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:19,059 - What's up, everybody? It's Eddie. 606 00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:21,094 I'm 27 years old from Houston, Texas, 607 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:24,130 and I'm deathly afraid of swimming in the ocean. 608 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,800 So, like, this is scaring the shit out of me right now. 609 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,071 - What's up? My name is Matia, 610 00:24:31,071 --> 00:24:34,174 I'm 29 and I have a phobia for strawberries. 611 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:38,645 - What up? I'm Kyle. 612 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:41,948 I'm 24, and a fun fact about me is 613 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,317 I played the violin for ten years. 614 00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:50,223 - What's up, y'all? My name is Rob. 615 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:51,991 I'm 24. I'm from Alabama. 616 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:54,260 [Bleep] give me boners. 617 00:24:56,196 --> 00:24:57,931 Iain: So what the bleep did he say? 618 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:01,701 Find out what gives Rob a boner after these commercials. 619 00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:05,438 [Uplifting music] 620 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,876 [Uplifting music] 621 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,948 * Got that fire * 622 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:17,884 Iain: Know it's not your mind playing tricks. 623 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:21,321 This is "Love Island USA" unseen bits. 624 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:24,524 Before the break, the cast of boys did what Sylvester Stallone 625 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:27,127 did in the mid 90s and gave us a cliffhanger. 626 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:31,798 - What's up, y'all? My name is Rob. I'm 24. 627 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:34,834 I'm from Alabama. [Bleep] give me boners. 628 00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:38,171 Iain: Don't let Rob Boner game remain a mystery. 629 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,073 What the bleep did he say? 630 00:25:40,073 --> 00:25:41,741 - What's up, y'all? My name is Rob. 631 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,610 I'm 24. I'm from Alabama. 632 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:46,079 Gravel roads give me boners. 633 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,548 Iain: I assume gravel roads is the stage name 634 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,316 of some adult movie star. 635 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:59,125 * One, two, you know what to do, be all about it * 636 00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:01,361 Iain: The moment they get all slo mo 637 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,029 gatecrashed cost them more. 638 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:06,533 They were met by six new Adonis's or Adon I. 639 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,869 [Excitement shouts] 640 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,507 -Where are you? Where are you? 641 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,445 - Oh, you're fucking rings, bro. 642 00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:20,447 They fucking hurt. - Sorry, man, about that, yeah. 643 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,450 * Be all about it, that's right * 644 00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:25,118 - Hi. What's your name? 645 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,854 - I’m Rob. - Kassy. 646 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:28,888 - Kassy? 647 00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:32,425 [Cheering] 648 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:35,795 [Uplifting music] 649 00:26:35,829 --> 00:26:38,264 Iain: And Sarah Hyland was there to spill the tea 650 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,300 or was it to have this tea spilled on her? 651 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:43,203 I don't really know how this whole thing works. 652 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,438 - Hi, baby girls. 653 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:48,174 Let me, like, not slip on my way down. 654 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,909 - Yeah. - Your dress is stunning. 655 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:50,877 - Uh, stunning? 656 00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:53,546 - I just got so excited to see my ladies. 657 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:55,181 - I know. You're the best. 658 00:26:55,215 --> 00:26:56,850 - I've been deprived of my children. 659 00:26:57,517 --> 00:26:59,085 - I'm loving these dresses. 660 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,687 - Thank you. - They're so good. 661 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,389 - It was so nice to get, like, dressed up. 662 00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:03,790 - Kay Kay. - Yeah. 663 00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:06,159 - Thank you. - So good. 664 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,794 - If you see a nip, just let me know. 665 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,596 - If I see a nip, I'm just going to stare 666 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,131 and be like, good for you. - Yes. 667 00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:13,099 - Kay Kay taught me to move mine in a circle. 668 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,901 - My friend knows how to do that. 669 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:17,270 Like the helicopter? - Yes. 670 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,139 - The helicopter is hilarious. 671 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:20,440 - What do you think of the place? 672 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:23,109 - Oh, it's stunning. - It's huge too. 673 00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:27,313 - So, they're obviously gorgeous boys. 674 00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:28,348 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 675 00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:31,151 - Maybe they'll be a hideaway moment. 676 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:32,952 - What? - But, like, 677 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,921 what do you think about them? 678 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,924 Is there a possibility there could be a hideaway moment? 679 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,428 Chirp, chirp, chirp. 680 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:46,166 Iain: In my experience, chugging champagne 681 00:27:46,199 --> 00:27:48,234 does increase the chances of a hideaway moment. 682 00:27:48,902 --> 00:27:51,204 [Uplifting music] 683 00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:56,810 * Yeah, it's for my players * 684 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,311 Iain: So what do a group of guys 685 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,280 do when there's no girls at home? 686 00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:02,015 Watch football on a giant telly? 687 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,650 Drink beer and play pool? 688 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,418 - Game times got to be soon. How are we feeling? 689 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,187 Iain: No, they're making a selfie vid. 690 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:08,922 - We feel iced out. We're feeling sturdy. 691 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,457 - I know the story is gonna be bad. 692 00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:12,092 I'm not gonna fold like a paper sheet. 693 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,860 I'm excited for my boys. Bergie. 694 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,428 I can't wait to see what you got, baby. 695 00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:16,830 Let's go! - Yeah, baby! 696 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,032 - Baby daddy. Kenzo, How you feeling, man? 697 00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:21,401 - Karen! 698 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,304 - Yeah. 699 00:28:24,337 --> 00:28:26,139 She heard you from the band. - She's the only one. 700 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,675 I'll see you soon, baby. - Hey, hey. 701 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,478 - How are you feeling, brody? - I am so ready to go. 702 00:28:31,511 --> 00:28:32,879 Bring them on. Bring them on. 703 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,214 I'm ready. I'm sitting here. 704 00:28:34,247 --> 00:28:35,882 - Bring them. Bring them on. Is it in bro? 705 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,283 - Bring them on. Bring them. 706 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:39,052 - I'm ready to get this thing going, baby. 707 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,653 Bring what you bring and come and get your son. 708 00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:41,788 Let's go racing, boys. 709 00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:44,758 - Yo, it's first night in Casa Mora. 710 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:48,294 We got to not fucking fold and, yeah, we going to be Ike's. 711 00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:50,563 - [In Spanish] First day in Casa, amor. 712 00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:52,432 - [In Spanish] First day! 713 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,535 Iain: They took this selfie for another eight hours. 714 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:58,071 It's now a four part documentary on Peacock. 715 00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,240 [Uplifting music] 716 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,011 * Your Love is, your love is implied * 717 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:07,380 Iain: The Casa girls arrived the next day. 718 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,382 At the moment, the guys caught sight of them. 719 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:10,750 They popped their corks. 720 00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:12,552 [Excitement shouts] 721 00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:17,290 Iain: Literally it wasn't a sex metaphor. 722 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:21,194 I don't do smutty innuendo. - Oh, such. You gotta suck. 723 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,696 - Hey, come on. No? 724 00:29:22,729 --> 00:29:24,330 - What guy do you think is fine? 725 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:25,732 - Mike. - Mike? 726 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,400 - He looks hot. - Oh, my God. 727 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:30,270 Iain: After popping corks, the girls popped questions. 728 00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:31,604 The big questions. 729 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,473 In fact, Nadia popped the question 730 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:35,408 the girls were all desperate to ask. 731 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,744 - Has it been lots of bugs here? 732 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,479 - Oh, at night, you have no idea. 733 00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:43,049 The cockroaches are like your fucking cousins out here. 734 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:44,317 - Yeah. 735 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,218 - We're not gonna... 736 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,319 We got to switch the topic. 737 00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:47,187 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 738 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:48,621 What's everybody's type? 739 00:29:49,189 --> 00:29:50,824 - Ooh. 740 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:51,925 - Fuck your favorite color. 741 00:29:52,726 --> 00:29:54,627 - I don't give a fuck about that shit, man. 742 00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:56,796 - I kind of like the definition of, like, 743 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,331 a golden retriever boyfriend. 744 00:29:58,365 --> 00:30:02,369 You know? Someone like... - She wants a dog. 745 00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:03,636 - She wants a dog. 746 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,539 - Put you on a leash and... I'm kidding. 747 00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:07,874 I'm kidding. 748 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:11,211 - She said put you on a leash. - I'm kidding. 749 00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,714 But yeah, just someone likes me and smart and, like... 750 00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,351 - [In Spanish] Bacon. 751 00:30:19,052 --> 00:30:21,221 - Willing to, like, give me their undivided attention. 752 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,055 You know. 753 00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:24,257 - I definitely go for more personality. 754 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:27,460 Someone who knows how to tame me in the bedroom. 755 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:29,496 - Oh. 756 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,598 - Family is super important, I’m in morals, 757 00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:33,600 and have a good head on your shoulders 758 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,101 and be able to give good head. 759 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:39,272 - I am, like, just looking for someone that, 760 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,707 like, matches my values. 761 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:43,943 We have the same wants in life and just go for it. 762 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:46,112 Like, has super passionate about certain things 763 00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:48,515 in their life and that's kind of what I'm just looking for. 764 00:30:49,249 --> 00:30:51,451 - Yeah, he told me this earlier. He likes a nice ass too. 765 00:30:51,484 --> 00:30:53,586 - Yeah. - Bergie! 766 00:30:55,555 --> 00:30:57,223 Iain: Good to make to blow up Bergie 767 00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,426 sweet Wisconsin boy game like that. 768 00:30:59,459 --> 00:31:01,194 That's what friends are for, right? 769 00:31:01,761 --> 00:31:03,830 [Uplifting music] 770 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,233 Multiple choice question. 771 00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:10,103 What is a yacht? A, a place to have sex. 772 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,405 B, a place elderly people stay. 773 00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:14,207 Or C, all of the above. 774 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,445 Rob, why don't you tell us? - I'm a farm in Alabama. 775 00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:20,080 My grandparents have a yacht, 776 00:31:20,113 --> 00:31:22,482 and this girl lived two hours away. 777 00:31:22,515 --> 00:31:24,984 She was like, "Hey, when can I hang out with you?" 778 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:27,187 So she came into town, but I had nowhere to go. 779 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,688 I was like, I really just want to. 780 00:31:28,722 --> 00:31:30,490 It would be nice if we could get a bed. 781 00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,092 And I was like, We could go to the yacht. 782 00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:34,894 Like, like, my grandparents aren't there, 783 00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:36,196 and it's, like, always unlocked. 784 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:38,898 So I went to the yacht. 785 00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:40,533 My grandmother's very paranoid woman. 786 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:44,004 I knew that, but I just didn't think [Bleep]. 787 00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:45,338 - No! 788 00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:47,907 Iain: But what the bleep did he say? 789 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:50,477 The thrilling conclusion of the mystery of the yacht 790 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:52,679 is right after this short break. 791 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:56,549 [Uplifting music] 792 00:31:58,818 --> 00:32:00,920 [Uplifting music] 793 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,926 Iain: Before the break, Rob was telling a story 794 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,095 about the time he had sex in his grandparents yacht. 795 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:11,498 - So we went to the yacht. 796 00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:13,066 My grandmother is a very paranoid woman. 797 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:16,569 I knew that, but I just didn't think [Bleep]. 798 00:32:16,803 --> 00:32:17,671 - No! 799 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,106 Iain: But what the bleep did he say? 800 00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:22,742 - So he went to the yacht. 801 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,744 My grandmother is very paranoid woman. I knew that. 802 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:28,248 But I just didn't think it would be a camera inside the yacht. 803 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:31,351 - No. - The next day. 804 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:33,553 - No! - The next day, 805 00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:35,622 I get a call from my Papa Bob. 806 00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:37,190 He calls me. He says, "Robert." 807 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:38,591 I was like, I knew. 808 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:39,759 I was like, he's like, 809 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,428 "I want to go to lunch with you today." 810 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,096 - Why? Why would they take you to lunch? 811 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,898 Why don't they just, like...? - It's just how they are. 812 00:32:44,931 --> 00:32:46,099 They're polite people. 813 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,734 And we had like, we had like five minutes 814 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:49,769 of awkward small talk. We all knew why we were there. 815 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:51,271 You can tell my grandmother was like. 816 00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:53,740 Like, "Tell him. Tell him." 817 00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:58,678 And then he goes, "Robert, no more having sex in the yacht." 818 00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:01,581 I was like, "Okay, yeah. Don't worry about it. 819 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,049 Don't worry about it." Yeah. 820 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:06,119 - Oh, it's so embarrassing. - Oh, couldn't do it, bro. 821 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,054 Iain: Come on. We've all been there, 822 00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:10,323 hooking up in an elderly couple's yacht. 823 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,426 The look on my producer's face is telling me 824 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,061 we haven't all been there. 825 00:33:21,968 --> 00:33:23,636 What I love most about Casimir 826 00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,505 isn't the intrigue, the relationship tests 827 00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:29,075 or the fact Castle's Spanish, even though we're in Fiji? 828 00:33:29,109 --> 00:33:32,278 I love the first chats that are more awkward than me 829 00:33:32,312 --> 00:33:34,714 not bothering to write a punch line for this joke. 830 00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:39,953 - Are you nervous? - No. 831 00:33:39,986 --> 00:33:41,654 - Real nervous. - Do I seem nervous? 832 00:33:43,256 --> 00:33:44,524 Anyways. 833 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,228 - You know, I kind of want to travel. 834 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:50,096 - Okay. Where would you want to go? 835 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,431 - Anywhere. - Anywhere? 836 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,099 Number one place if you could go right now. 837 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:54,968 - Right now. - Got your bags packed. 838 00:33:55,001 --> 00:33:56,169 - We're in Fiji. 839 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:57,971 But let's say, okay, let's say... 840 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,715 - Like, I don't know, Rome. - Rome? 841 00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:10,617 Okay, that's a good choice. 842 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:12,752 - I don't know if Rome and Italy are the same. 843 00:34:12,786 --> 00:34:14,754 I'm sorry, Mr. Davenport. - You know what? 844 00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:16,056 - I wasn't listening. 845 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:21,094 - I was homeschooled till high school, 846 00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:23,563 and so I was pretty much just a little wild boy. 847 00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:24,698 - Till high school? 848 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:27,133 Oh, so you're a weird homeschooled kid. 849 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:29,636 - Yeah. Anyways, yeah. 850 00:34:29,669 --> 00:34:31,304 So, but I'm not. 851 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,239 I shouldn't have told you that. 852 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,276 - Rome. Italy. Rome, Italy. 853 00:34:36,643 --> 00:34:38,144 Italy has to be... 854 00:34:38,178 --> 00:34:39,446 Rome has to be in Italy. 855 00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:41,281 I'm sure it is. - Yeah. 856 00:34:41,314 --> 00:34:42,615 - So we'll go with it. 857 00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:44,317 - You know, you know, you see, the islanders 858 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:45,752 say silly things sometimes? 859 00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:47,921 And you're like, that's so easy. Now I understand. 860 00:34:52,225 --> 00:34:53,593 - Do you like my outfit? 861 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:57,430 This is my uncle's. He died in it. 862 00:34:57,697 --> 00:34:59,165 - Your uncle? - Yeah. 863 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,535 - No. - Mh. Straight up. 864 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,438 - Yeah. - Anyways. 865 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:07,574 Yeah, that's pretty much it. 866 00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:12,712 Iain: That's a great line to use if you really love being single. 867 00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:15,348 [Uplifting music] 868 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:25,959 Iain: The bathroom bidet is used to wash your but, 869 00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:27,193 not to drink from. 870 00:35:28,495 --> 00:35:30,463 I learned that the hard way in a bathhouse in the Middle East. 871 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:33,833 Kay Kay learned the easy way. - Y'all. 872 00:35:33,867 --> 00:35:35,702 It's a booty washer in the toilet. 873 00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:37,437 - Really? - What'd you call it? 874 00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:40,840 - Give it a little, a little spin. 875 00:35:41,074 --> 00:35:42,909 Give it a little shot. 876 00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:46,913 - What'd you call that? A dubua. 877 00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:49,683 - A dube. A dube. A dube. 878 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:51,284 No, that's on a bed. 879 00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:54,721 - Let’s see what happens. - What is it called? 880 00:35:54,754 --> 00:35:56,589 - Oh! - Did it work? 881 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,297 What? 882 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,234 - That shit was alarming. 883 00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:10,503 - But the pressure sounded real hot. 884 00:36:11,071 --> 00:36:13,940 - Okay. I need a towel. Can you give me a towel? 885 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,543 - Yes, ma'am. - Cause my booty wet. 886 00:36:17,444 --> 00:36:19,813 - Nobody better not pick this one up. 887 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:22,048 That is so funny. 888 00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:26,419 - I don't know what I was expecting. 889 00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,088 But it wasn't that. 890 00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:29,456 Iain: On "Love Island," 891 00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:31,424 Flushing your butt is on a bad day's work. 892 00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:32,959 Thank you. 893 00:36:36,062 --> 00:36:38,264 [Uplifting music] 894 00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:45,405 Iain: Want this summer to not be a bummer? 895 00:36:45,672 --> 00:36:47,941 Then get your pom poms out at the "Love Island" 896 00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:49,075 cheerleading camp. 897 00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:50,877 - Ready? - Okay. 898 00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:52,078 - Okay. 899 00:36:52,078 --> 00:36:53,546 Iain: Well, you shoot your shot. 900 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:55,215 - Squeeze your butt, girl. Squeeze your butt. 901 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:56,383 Iain: Do bet. 902 00:36:57,884 --> 00:37:00,420 And will you go all the way? 903 00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:02,889 - One, two, three. - Vip. 904 00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:05,692 Iain: So if you've got what it takes to bring it on, 905 00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:09,396 then never apply because this camp does not exist. 906 00:37:09,596 --> 00:37:14,100 But the festival of unseen bits after the break absolutely does. 907 00:37:14,134 --> 00:37:17,904 - [Inaudible]. 908 00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:21,808 * Oh, come on, everybody, and clap your hands * 909 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:24,144 - Let me range fall down. 910 00:37:24,177 --> 00:37:26,880 [Uplifting music] 911 00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:31,418 [Uplifting music] 912 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:37,857 Iain: Welcome back to "Love Island USA" unseen bits. 913 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,360 Let's roll right into it 914 00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:42,829 because we picked the best unseen moments 915 00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:44,564 for your enjoyment. 916 00:37:44,597 --> 00:37:46,433 So don't panic. - Oh. 917 00:37:46,866 --> 00:37:48,068 - What is it? 918 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,704 Iain: The party never stops 919 00:37:53,506 --> 00:37:56,409 on "Love Island USA" unseen bits. 920 00:37:56,976 --> 00:37:58,712 - I've never done a golden shower. 921 00:37:58,745 --> 00:37:59,813 - What’s a golden shower? 922 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,251 Iain: Hannah might be away at Casa Amor, 923 00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:07,787 but that doesn't stop Marco from showing off 924 00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:09,622 how skilled he is with his fingers. 925 00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:11,725 - Can you make finger origami? 926 00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:14,127 Like this. 927 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,028 - Huh? 928 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:18,164 - What the fuck is that? - That's a dog. 929 00:38:18,932 --> 00:38:20,734 - I don't see that shit, bro. 930 00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:23,169 - What? You don't see the dog? 931 00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:25,138 - This is his ears, his eyes. 932 00:38:25,171 --> 00:38:26,439 How do you not see this dog? 933 00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:27,907 - I don't see shit. 934 00:38:27,941 --> 00:38:28,942 - Are you kidding me? 935 00:38:29,576 --> 00:38:30,810 This is a fucking dog. 936 00:38:31,511 --> 00:38:32,746 Are you blind? 937 00:38:32,946 --> 00:38:34,581 - Maybe, maybe, like, on a shadow 938 00:38:34,614 --> 00:38:36,182 or something like that I'll be able to see it. 939 00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:37,650 - [Barking] Like this. 940 00:38:39,285 --> 00:38:41,688 - I mean, how is that not a dog? Are you fucking kidding me? 941 00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:43,523 You can't be serious. - Look. 942 00:38:44,124 --> 00:38:45,892 - You're tripping, bro. 943 00:38:46,259 --> 00:38:47,327 - What's this? 944 00:38:49,062 --> 00:38:51,131 - A bunny. - Oh, you got that one. 945 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,466 What's this one? - A crocodile. 946 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:57,103 - How do you not know this is a dog? 947 00:38:59,072 --> 00:39:01,174 - Bro, I'm having a really hard time seeing that. 948 00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:03,710 - You can't be fucking serious. - No. 949 00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:05,545 - Look at the fucking hand. 950 00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:08,181 There's a fucking ear like a think of a German shepherd. 951 00:39:08,381 --> 00:39:09,916 There's a fucking ear here. 952 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:11,251 There's an eye here. 953 00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:13,053 [Barking] 954 00:39:13,086 --> 00:39:15,021 - So either Kenzo, you know, 955 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:18,458 is allergic to dogs or just doesn't want to see this dog. 956 00:39:18,658 --> 00:39:20,427 But how is that not a dog? 957 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,062 So I think Kenzo needs some thinking. 958 00:39:22,095 --> 00:39:23,530 Think of his eye right here. 959 00:39:23,563 --> 00:39:24,731 Think of his eye right here. 960 00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:26,566 [Barking] 961 00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:28,435 You see it, right? - Hell, no, bro. 962 00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:29,769 - You don't see it? 963 00:39:29,803 --> 00:39:31,805 - I've seen a lot of dogs in my life, 964 00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:34,741 and that had fucking, like, it wasn't even close. 965 00:39:35,508 --> 00:39:38,211 I don't know. I don't see shit, bro. 966 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:40,213 I think you're going crazy without Hannah in here. 967 00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:41,681 Clearly. 968 00:39:44,117 --> 00:39:46,052 - Hey, Leo. What is this? 969 00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:49,489 - What does it look like? - A dog. 970 00:39:50,156 --> 00:39:51,591 - A dog. - A fish. 971 00:39:51,624 --> 00:39:53,526 - An alligator? - Dog. Thank you. 972 00:39:54,627 --> 00:39:56,863 You telling me someone 20 yards away knows this 973 00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:59,132 is a fucking dog, and I put it in front of your face 974 00:39:59,165 --> 00:40:00,900 and I'm barking and you don't see a dog? 975 00:40:00,934 --> 00:40:02,202 - Hell, no. 976 00:40:02,235 --> 00:40:04,571 - Really? But you know this is, actually. 977 00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:08,008 - Butterfly. - A bird. 978 00:40:08,508 --> 00:40:10,510 - It's a butterfly, bro. - Look at this. 979 00:40:10,543 --> 00:40:11,945 Look at the mouth. 980 00:40:12,212 --> 00:40:14,381 A butterfly doesn't have a mouth, Kenzo. 981 00:40:15,015 --> 00:40:16,716 So this is a bird. 982 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,019 - I mean, this is clearly a butterfly. 983 00:40:19,052 --> 00:40:19,886 Like. 984 00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:24,624 I still see a butterfly. - That's a llama. 985 00:40:26,493 --> 00:40:27,694 What's this one? 986 00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:31,097 Yeah, what's this one? 987 00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:32,365 - Elephant. - Okay. 988 00:40:38,538 --> 00:40:40,807 - What’s this is what? - Monkey, bro. 989 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,108 - What about this one? 990 00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:46,546 - Spider? 991 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:50,250 - It's a dog. 992 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,587 What the fuck is so hard? 993 00:40:55,555 --> 00:40:57,557 - It was honestly one of the most confusing moments 994 00:40:57,590 --> 00:41:00,260 of my life. There is no way that was a dog. 995 00:41:01,061 --> 00:41:03,296 - Can you do any animals with your fingers? 996 00:41:05,098 --> 00:41:06,499 Am I going crazy? 997 00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:09,202 Iain: I know some finger origami. Look. 998 00:41:09,969 --> 00:41:11,705 Oh, wait. Sometimes I forget. 999 00:41:11,738 --> 00:41:13,540 I'm just as unseen as this next bit. 1000 00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,076 [Uplifting music] 1001 00:41:18,511 --> 00:41:20,113 Love Island. 1002 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:23,083 The most sensual island based show on Earth. 1003 00:41:23,116 --> 00:41:24,884 But what really happens in the bedroom 1004 00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:26,553 when the lights go out? 1005 00:41:26,886 --> 00:41:29,089 Let's go deep undercover 1006 00:41:29,089 --> 00:41:32,926 to see what's going on under the covers. 1007 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:39,532 Islanders After Dark, Casa Amor Edition. 1008 00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:43,403 It's Jonah and Taylor C. 1009 00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:46,106 Say they're tucking each other's shirts in. 1010 00:41:46,139 --> 00:41:49,843 So helpful, but nothing to see here. 1011 00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:53,146 It's Keenan and Najah. 1012 00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:56,549 Oh, she's just scratching an itch on his inner thigh. 1013 00:41:56,783 --> 00:41:58,718 So nothing to see here. 1014 00:42:00,453 --> 00:42:02,422 What's happening here? 1015 00:42:02,455 --> 00:42:06,092 They're studying resuscitation for their first aid exam. 1016 00:42:07,927 --> 00:42:11,064 Hello. What are Leo and Johnnie up to? 1017 00:42:11,064 --> 00:42:13,366 Oh, they're just practicing their steps 1018 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,068 for a slow barn dance. 1019 00:42:15,068 --> 00:42:17,103 Nothing to see here. 1020 00:42:20,206 --> 00:42:22,676 Oh, this is more like it. 1021 00:42:22,909 --> 00:42:25,612 Rob's in bed, brushing his teeth. 1022 00:42:25,912 --> 00:42:28,415 Finally, something sexy. 1023 00:42:32,185 --> 00:42:33,620 How disappointing. 1024 00:42:33,653 --> 00:42:39,159 I'm so sorry. The only sexy thing here was my voice. 1025 00:42:39,793 --> 00:42:41,661 Actually, let's just hope it's far 1026 00:42:41,695 --> 00:42:43,430 steamier on the other side of this break. 1027 00:42:46,099 --> 00:42:49,202 [Uplifting music] 1028 00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:53,540 [Uplifting music] 1029 00:42:57,744 --> 00:43:00,347 Iain: Welcome back to "Love Island USA" unseen bits. 1030 00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:02,582 We bring the casa sharks. 1031 00:43:02,615 --> 00:43:04,117 [Screams] 1032 00:43:04,651 --> 00:43:06,386 - Sorry. You saw that on my hand? 1033 00:43:06,419 --> 00:43:07,787 You all saw that? Okay. 1034 00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:09,756 - The casa slip ups. 1035 00:43:09,789 --> 00:43:11,691 - I feel like that's. - Yikes. 1036 00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:14,761 - And all the surprise casa kisses. 1037 00:43:14,794 --> 00:43:20,066 Man: Do, do, do, do, do. - Does anybody want to hold it? 1038 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,568 - No, thank you. 1039 00:43:21,601 --> 00:43:23,670 [Uplifting music] 1040 00:43:24,637 --> 00:43:27,073 Iain: Cue the cheesy game show music. 1041 00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:32,345 It's time for Beach Hut Blitz. 1042 00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:37,317 Islanders, give us your best party trick. 1043 00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:39,452 - Party tricks are so weird. 1044 00:43:39,886 --> 00:43:41,488 - Of course I have a party trick. 1045 00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:45,091 Arriving. That is the party trick in itself. 1046 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:48,094 - Party tricks? Oh, no. 1047 00:43:48,328 --> 00:43:49,996 - Everyone's always impressed 1048 00:43:50,096 --> 00:43:51,765 with how much tequila I can drink. 1049 00:43:52,999 --> 00:43:54,601 - Maybe I'll step in. 1050 00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:56,936 Ta da! Let the party begin. 1051 00:43:58,304 --> 00:44:00,840 - Tomorrow night on Love Island's. 1052 00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:02,742 That's Iain Sterling. 1053 00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:04,911 You can't tell me that's not him. 1054 00:44:04,944 --> 00:44:07,547 - I call this one lightning and I call this one thunder. 1055 00:44:08,915 --> 00:44:10,917 - Oh, this isn't bad. 1056 00:44:11,117 --> 00:44:13,053 This isn't that good either, though. 1057 00:44:14,587 --> 00:44:16,056 - When I'm dancing in the party, I like, 1058 00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:18,224 you know, move the hips a little bit like. 1059 00:44:20,493 --> 00:44:23,129 - Oh, shit. - Hannah Banana. 1060 00:44:23,863 --> 00:44:25,065 - What? 1061 00:44:25,298 --> 00:44:26,700 - I can do a party trick with banana, 1062 00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:28,902 but I’m not my PG 13. 1063 00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:33,840 * You got supernatural power * 1064 00:44:34,741 --> 00:44:36,209 - There we go. 1065 00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:39,979 - So I'm very coordinated. That's what it is. 1066 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,381 Shout out to my dad. - Oh shit. 1067 00:44:43,983 --> 00:44:45,552 - Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. 1068 00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:48,488 * Yeah, supernatural * 1069 00:44:49,489 --> 00:44:50,557 - Ta da! 1070 00:44:50,590 --> 00:44:52,192 I will try to blow this balloon up. 1071 00:44:52,225 --> 00:44:54,894 * It's gonna blow your mind * 1072 00:44:54,928 --> 00:44:56,496 * It's gonna blow your mind * 1073 00:44:58,465 --> 00:45:00,033 - Okay, wait. 1074 00:45:00,033 --> 00:45:01,368 Give me a minute. 1075 00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:06,206 - Okay. 30 seconds starting now. 1076 00:45:06,873 --> 00:45:08,308 Um. 1077 00:45:11,811 --> 00:45:14,280 - Oh. Holy shit. 1078 00:45:15,949 --> 00:45:17,083 Fuck it. 1079 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:20,253 - Oh, damn. 1080 00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:22,522 This is a long banana. 1081 00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:24,524 - I can do this like little bird whistle. 1082 00:45:24,557 --> 00:45:27,160 - I can whistle like a bird. 1083 00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:30,563 - And then they'll be like. 1084 00:45:35,301 --> 00:45:36,736 - And then who invented this thing? 1085 00:45:36,770 --> 00:45:38,438 - Kassy, the great magician. 1086 00:45:38,471 --> 00:45:40,073 I have something for you. 1087 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:41,574 Bubbles. 1088 00:45:43,143 --> 00:45:44,511 - Like that. - Yeah. 1089 00:45:44,544 --> 00:45:47,080 My party trick is probably the, the Irish goodbye, 1090 00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:50,183 which is leaving a party without saying bye. 1091 00:45:54,387 --> 00:45:56,690 - Bup, bup, bup. 1092 00:45:58,358 --> 00:45:59,426 Where do they go? 1093 00:45:59,759 --> 00:46:01,227 - Okay. Goodbye. 1094 00:46:01,728 --> 00:46:03,496 - I just made them disappear. 1095 00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:06,366 Iain: Tune in next week for another gripping 1096 00:46:06,399 --> 00:46:10,337 installment of Beach Hut Blitz. 1097 00:46:11,037 --> 00:46:13,073 [Uplifting music] 1098 00:46:14,407 --> 00:46:17,110 Iain: Before I bust a move, here's a few of my memes 1099 00:46:17,143 --> 00:46:19,112 from the party trick Beach Hut Blitz. 1100 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,681 There's this one. 1101 00:46:24,651 --> 00:46:26,920 And this one. 1102 00:46:29,556 --> 00:46:31,624 Meme your favorite moment of the show 1103 00:46:31,658 --> 00:46:33,326 and post it on social media. 1104 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,364 Hashtag "Love Island USA," hashtag unseen bits. 1105 00:46:37,931 --> 00:46:39,532 See you next week. 1106 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:40,767 [Uplifting music]