Iain: This week there’s been two dumpings,
14 new islanders and plenty of drama.
- I’m sorry.
Iain: Tonight, it’s time to be more casa.
- The best Casa Amor to do it!
Iain: We want to tempt you, tease you
and bring out your naughty side.
We're like the Casa Amor of the main Villa.
- Every time they do it, my soul dies a little bit.
- Ew.
Iain: Where fantasies become reality.
- Have I ever done a golden shower?
- What’s a golden shower?
Iain: And just like the princess and the toad,
once you go for a kiss, you'll see a charming prince.
- See, this is what we're not gonna do.
Iain: So, you do you, or someone else,
whatever happens on unseen stays on unseen,
until everyone sees it
on tonight's epic edition
of Love Island USA on Scene Bits.
- Ta-dah.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: A locking up in a week, Casa Amor
brought us twists and turns...
- Hey!
Iain: ...drama.
- You wanted my bitch, right?
- Fuck.
Iain: ...shocking revelations...
- I'm about to shit my pants.
- I'm gonna be a whore today. I'm sorry, Mom!
Iain: ...and Love Island legend, Mora Higgins.
- Bergie, so savage!
Iain: But before all that, let's go back
to a simpler time, the time of BC,
the world before Casa.
Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
* Tell me you keep me heavy *
* Tell the feel.. *
The sultry, royalty-free acid jet tells us
something sexy is going down.
Marco: I wanna get wet.
Hannah: Does this tickle?
Marco: You can go harder.
Iain: It's Marco and Hannah and they're using
an electrical aid.
Hannah: I'm in the zone.
Marco: What are you doing? Drawing a penis on my back?
Iain: It’s a shaver. She's shaving his back.
Get your minds out the gutter, you lot.
- You know it's hairier than my back?
- Your ass. - My ass crack.
- I've seen it.
- You could braid that shit.
- So, what are you gonna shave of mine?
- Oh, shit, whatever you want me to shave of yours.
- Okay, good.
- What'd you do? Put shampoo on it?
- Conditioner!
- Oh, I'mma start doing that.
- Yeah. See? You need to listen!
Marco, stop moving. - Wait.
So, if I put conditioner on my balls and then shave it,
it's a lot better?
- Yes, it's gonna be smoother, for sure.
Okay, turn around please.
- It's not too bad right now, though, 'cause last time
I shaved my balls, I cut it.
- Hi, Leo.
- I'm saying actively having a water.
Hey, you shaved yesterday.
- Not like this!
Marco: Are you judging me?
Yeah. I wish my girl would do this for me, but...
- No, you can't tell me I'm not a real one.
Okay, on your knees, please.
- You know, if you don’t... Jesus fucking Christ?
- Wait on my knees, for what?
- Because I need to top of your shoulder.
How am I gonna reach you?
- If you don't get her a ring after that shit...
- I know.
Leonardo: I'm gonna let you out to your fucking shaving shit.
- You did my nails so I can at least shave your back.
- I look sexy. Whoa, whoa. Get away, get away, get away.
- See, this is what we're not gonna do.
- Sorry, sorry.
- What we're not gonna do is fart
while I'm shaving your back!
- I had to, my stomach.
- No, that's not okay.
I quit.
- Come on, come back. - No!
Iain: That's the confidence of a man
who has no idea Casa Amor is just around the corner.
- You do not need to fart.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Before Harrison and Emily were dumped,
we learned Emily has bionic eyes and can perceive
the precise temperature of any surface,
including Harrison.
- God, Harrison is so fucking hot.
- All I know is that we are fucking some sexy hung men.
- We're judging every single body right now.
- My workout routine is just to sit back, relax,
look at the guys and judge the hell out of their workout.
- Bergie has a swimmer, swimmer body and I like that.
- Yeah.
- It gives me Superman.
- Yeah. - Superman.
- You know how Superman's really like big at the top and skinny?
- Yeah, no, I like Bergie’s body.
It gives me very much.
- It is Superman body.
- I think we are all hung.
Hung like horses.
- I like a skinny man. Them skinny ones got a thick...
- Huge, fucking huge.
- I mean...
- They're scary big.
Kay Kay: They're big.
- Yes, the biggest dick I've ever been...
I've been with guys that are 6’8,
and the biggest dick I've ever been...
- Was it skinny?
- Skinny.
He was my height and it was the biggest dick,
I couldn't even fit it in.
We couldn't have sex, we tried many times.
- Skinny dude. - Yeah.
- Selling dude.
- That thing hangs and it's thick.
- Thick.
- Just like that. That thick.
- Like, I don't like long, skinny dicks.
- That looks kind of skinny, no?
- I don't know, I can't...
- No, that looks average, you know, when I feel it.
- Like, I can't even tell by looking at it.
But I've never had sex with a skinny dick.
- Maybe like that.
- Look at John's ass.
- What the fuck? What's, what, what's he doing?
It's like a stop motion picture in the air.
It's, it's like he's running and, but stopping.
It's a very weird pose.
- I just cannot take this man seriously.
- Is he doing Spider-Man?
- That's giving Spider Monkey.
- [inaudible] is judging him.
Kay Kay: Anyway, [inaudible] seriously.
Kassy: Harrison's like, “Okay?”
- Oh, no, please don't tell me, if he does it
I'm gonna get the egg.
Oh, no.
- Oh, stop! Stop right there.
- I got it the first time, but not...
Just put...
- Oh, my God. I need to...
I need to remove my stuff from the situation before I recouple.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I think he's gonna do it too. I think he...
- Kenzo can do it, I feel...
- Here, and then back.
Is that right? - Yeah.
- I think I just got...
- Why did they feel the need to do this shit?
- I will never try that workout.
I think all three of them [inaudible].
- Oh, no.
- It'll be on your [inaudible].
- Every time they do it, my soul dies a little bit.
Iain: Emily's soul dies a little.
This next unseen bitch should bring it
right back to life, a little bit.
[Uplifting music]
New lovers often adopt different voices
to appear cute to the partner.
My wife thinks Scottish narrators are cute,
so I've been doing this voice for years.
I'm actually French-Canadian.
- He's like, I know where my head's at and it's with you.
I was like, “Really? That's so nice. I’m happy.”
And he was like... Sorry, my baby voice comes.
We both do baby voices together.
- “I'm happy.”
- Why you say to that voice?
- No, you usually keep that to each other.
- Yeah, don't do that no more.
- “I'm happy.”
- Ew. Girl, how old are you?
- Like, what?
- Can’t I do baby voices?
- No, and especially not in front of a room of people.
- Oh, okay, okay. What the heck?
Well, I'm a baby voice girl, okay?
- “I’m happy.”
- Fuck you! Fuck all of y'all!
I'm never telling y'all anything again. I'm done.
[inaudible].
I'm done. I'm done. Fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all. Literally, fuck y'all. I hate y'all.
My baby voice just came out, okay?
- Yeah. And you should have kept it in.
- Fuck you.
- That shit was disturbing.
- Okay, okay, I won't ever use my baby voice again.
Thank you.
Oh, also, I need to stop talking because holy...
Oh. Kay Kay? Where'd you go?
Man, why's everybody so mean to me?
Iain: It gets better, Kassy.
I used to talk to myself in a small, lonely room,
and just look at me now.
Oh, God.
[Uplifting music]
This week, the Villa was hit by iconic
Love Island UK bombshell, Moura Higgins.
The only bombshell more powerful than Moura doesn't exist.
- Come here!
- You look like [inaudible].
- Oh, thank you!
- We love you.
- Oh, my God, I love you guys.
I was like, “Are these even gonna know who I am?”
- Yeah!
- I love the UK.
- How are you enjoying it?
- We love it!
- You love it, really? You can be honest with me.
Come on, I've been in your shoes.
I know that it can get tough.
- It's been a lot.
- It's been a little rough.
- It's a lot.
- Emotions high!
- Yeah!
- Are you crying more than usual?
- Yes!
- Because, my God, I cried, I laughed.
I was single majority of the time.
And then I had [inaudible] majority of the time!
And love goes on, doesn't it?
- Yeah. - Definitely.
Iain: Moura hosted the Game Face Facts,
where the islanders had to guess the answer
to a public poll
by holding panels with their answers.
- Which two girls does America think
are dating out of their leagues?
Damn.
- I went with Emily and Kassy.
You know, both their boys are stunning.
[In Spanish] My God.
- I chose Kassy and Emily also.
I feel like Harrison's out of everyone's league.
He should date himself.
Iain: There was loads more of Moura,
but we saved the best bits just for you.
And if you thought the answers you saw
were the only ones that stirred the pot, think again.
-We ask the viewers, which boy gives men character vibes?
- Okay, Harrison.
- My man.
Sure.
- I chose Leo the light skin.
- Wow, yeah.
- Because he's never gonna miss an opportunity
to give us a thirst trap.
- Marco.
My partner in crime, and I've never seen someone
stare as much as himself in the mirror as Leo.
- It’s a bad habit.
- I feel like, this should be called Leo Island.
- Bergie.
- I also have to go with Leo.
- Oh, my God!
- This dude controls every conversation.
If he's not the center of it, he's gonna find the way
to be the center of it.
- Bergie, so selfish!
- I chose Leo.
- Shocker.
- Leo, obviously you can't choose yourself.
I'm so sorry.
So, who did you choose?
I chose Bergie, AKA Carsten, because Bergie has kissed
every damn girl on this Villa except for Destiny.
- And you're jealous!
- He's enjoying this a little bit too much.
- Yeah, I agree. I agree.
Think I'm gonna be even shocked if America hasn't voted.
Okay, I can now reveal that America has voted for...
Shocker, Leo.
Leonardo: Oh, shit!
- Okay, next question.
Who did America vote as the two fakest boys?
- Um, first I chose Harry.
- It was very weird for me to see Harry
just move on real quick.
Just, I don't know, give it a day, and maybe
I wouldn't have gave a little side eye.
- Surprise, surprise.
- Wow.
- The two exes, of course.
- Of course. That was like, easy.
- Get him, get him.
Though I went with my gut, but I'm gonna add
a third one in, while I'm at it.
- Yeah.
- Have you got two or three?
- We'll start here.
So, I have Prince Harry, and I chose Leo,
simply because you're very freaking flirty.
I had a date with you, and you know,
I was hearing a lot.
- Harrison.
- Harry. Sorry, bro.
But, I felt like Emily just showed up and he completely
dropped his relationship with Destiny at that point.
- America thinks the two fakest boys are...
Harrison and Leo.
- Wow.
There you go.
- Harrison, what do you think about what America thinks?
- It is what it is, and then they see what they see.
That's it, [inaudible].
Iain: But it wasn't there for much longer
as the poll for favorite boy and girl, so Harrison
and Emily leave the Villa.
Harry.
Emily.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: When the islanders run out of things to say
to each other, they play games like I spy,
hide and Seek, or in Marco and Hannah's case...
- What's your coochie’s name?
- Mmm. She used to have a name.
Iain: But what the bleep did she say?
Find out after this break.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Love Island's Movie of the week
is a story of Marco,
the stripper with a heart of gold.
- Here I give you the magic Marco.
Iain: And his lady love Hannah, she was in it for love.
- Throwing me some money or so, I don't dance for free. Shit.
Iain: But he was only in it for the money.
- Hey, hey, throw it in the air.
- Anyhow...
Iain: Well said, Carmen.
Okay, prepare to rock out, flip out...
- Just go for it!
- Yeah, did it! - Oh, shit.
Let's go!
Iain: ...and golf clap your way through
Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
Before the break, we saw a touching scene
in which Marco and Hannah were discussing names for her...
discussing names for her... Oh, they were discussing names.
- What's your coochie’s name?
- Mmm. She used to have a name.
Iain: On the question I'm genuinely afraid to ask...
What the bleep did she say?
- Super soak girl.
Mmm. What else?
Charlie.
- Oh, Charlie's cute. Charlie's like an old ass man.
- Charlie? Charlie.
Something cool, exotic.
- Oh. - Cool.
Raven.
- Oh, Raven’s cool.
- Raven’s cool.
Iain: Raven?
Now I understand what Marco meant when he said
he was an avid bird watcher.
Let's fly into another unseen bit.
[Uplifting music]
Even before Casa Amor,
a hundred percent of male islanders suffer
from a medical affliction known as blue balls,
and it can turn innocent chads from family
into something more like...
Well, this.
- How have you been? Do you miss your family?
- It's a family ranch, so my brother, my dad...
- Mm-hm.
- Sorry, I'm really big on personal space
and I would love if you can just give me that.
Just stay outta my space.
- Mm-hm.
- Sorry, continue.
- I can't talk about my family.
My mind's gonna go somewhere else.
- It's the... I heard the joke last night.
Um, what's the difference between
a Lamborghini and a, um, erection?
I don't have a Lambo. Do you have a Lamborghini?
- Mm-mm. Oh, shit.
You are trouble.
- Yeah. Let me put some body cream on.
I know you miss your family.
- Mm-hm. Yes.
- But, um...
Well, you know, we both are big on family,
so we'll make it work.
Put some cream while you’re gonna help me for my shoulders?
'Cause this will speed it up.
- Oh. Yeah, yeah. I see some spots that...
- Are a little dry.
- Yeah.
- Little Dry. Oh, thanks, man!
- I was just trying to apply the...
- Get in in there.
- ...the pressure of the, of the lotion.
- Are you kidding me?
You're so helpful.
- Yeah. That's why I'm just trying to assist you.
That's all I'm doing.
- It's the bed for me.
- Mmm. Yeah, it's the bed for me too. Yeah.
- I'm more moisturized...
- Yeah. - ...and hydrated.
- Oh, no.
- That was great.
- Mm-hm. - You are so helpful.
Come on, let's go eat an apple or something. We need to eat...
- Or something.
Oh, my God! Oh, yeah, yeah.
Iain: Jonas is the worst case of blue balls
our team of experts have ever seen.
His condition continued to worsen no matter
how much he tried to think about cars.
In my mind, I need a Lamborghini!
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Moving on from couples doing weird stuff
in the bathroom to...
Oh, no, it's more couples doing weird stuff in the bathroom.
- Oh, why my eyes are so red?
- You want some eye drops?
- I don't know if I can put them in.
I'm gonna try though.
- I can put 'em in.
- Mm-hm.
- That's easy. - Good luck!
- That's easy.
I'm a nurse, I can put in some eye drops.
Just relax.
- Ow! Oh.
- Lean your head back.
- Ow! You aggressive. Ah!
I don't wanna see it coming or I’mma flinch.
- Open your mouth.
- Be gentle.
- You have to open your eye.
- [inaudible]. Use your other hand!
Be ambidextrous, God damnit. I can see it!
- You wanna hold it open? Look that way.
Just drop it. Just drop it.
- Oh, fuck. There you go.
This one didn't get it, did it?
I know it didn't, I closed it.
- Lean you head back.
- You taking too long, bro!
- Oh, goodness.
- She goes in with it.
- Okay, that one got in a little bit.
- I don't feel like it did.
- Why you wanna always wanna hurt me?
You're trying to triple it up.
- I’m not trying to hurt you.
- Yes, you did. I'm in pain.
- Okay.
Iain: Such a lot of fuzz.
On an unrelated note, I've misplaced
my small eyedropper of nitric acid.
Have you found it? Gimme a shout.
- You scary.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: The world thanks us for ensuring this bit
didn't remain unseen.
I'm not sure the islanders will.
[Fart]
- You ripped ass on camera?
- I pray to God they don't show this.
- No, they put that stuff in there.
- Damn.
[Fart] - Well the girls did.
Come on, man.
- If y'all hear like little farts, I apologize.
- Me too, babe.
[Fart]
I farted.
- Damn, you keep shitting yourself, buddy?
Is it you guys?
- I farted, you guys.
- It's coming from everywhere.
[Fart]
- Yeah, it'll stink [inaudible] this loud, I promise.
[Fart]
- I farted.
[Fart]
- Good fucking push, bro.
- Thank you.
- Oh, it's so stinky.
- Shit. Let me get out of the danger zone.
[Fart]
- Cool.
[Fart]
- Are you guys backfiring on each other?
- No, that was him the whole time.
That was him.
Iain: And that's the reason Love Island boasts
the single highest air filter budget in all of reality tv.
[Fart]
Here's something you haven't seen.
It's Leo and Marco writing a romantic song.
It's sure to be a hit, either with the girls
or any stray dogs in the area.
- Hold on. Wait, you ready, ready? Ready?
- It's gonna be on a beat like that.
Yo, look away now! [inaudible].
- It gotta be a sexual beat.
Marco and Leo. Marco and Leo, Hannah and Kassy.
I wanna leave her around with shorty out in the backseat.
- Look at Leo's taking, Leo's taking the lead.
Marcos was like, “Yeah.”
- That's not a banger, that's just...
- We'll just run it off.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
One more take, one more take, one more take.
Narrator: The boys spent three hours putting pen
to paper, drawing dicks with wings on them
before finally writing some lyrics.
Hannah: Come on!
- Kassy, Hannah!
- Hey, hey. We, you know, we made a song for y'all.
- Oh, my goodness, how sweet.
- Are you ready? - Yeah, we’re ready.
- You ready for your tracks? - They’re both so cheesy.
- Okay.
- Are you ready? - Yeah.
Go ahead.
* Marco and Leo *
* Hannah and Kassy *
* I wanna see her *
* But she stays away from me *
* I wanna lay up on the beach *
* So baby come with me *
* We'll be all right * * We in the Villa *
* Marco and Leo *
* Hannah and Kassy *
* I wanna see her *
* But she stays away from me *
* I wanna lay out by the beach *
* So baby come with me *
* We'll be all right * * We in the villa *
- Hey, we in the villa!
Yeah!
Oh, good job, you guys.
Iain: The only part of that serenade
that was in harmony was the dogs that started howling soon after.
[Uplifting music]
Before the girls went to Casa,
Carmen left Kenzo a message: lingerie.
He missed the point and got them dry cleaned.
I think when the boys come here, I'm gonna leave
my lingerie sit out and say “Sneak peek for the hideaway.
Miss you already.”
I'm gonna leave that for him, just so he knows
he’s on my mind.
I'm gonna leave Leo my second evil eye bracelet
and I'm gonna say “I miss you and don't forget about me.”
- I'm gonna leave [inaudible] in my panties and I spray 'em
with my perfume and I'm gonna write on the mirror “XOXO.
- Well, you guys are more sexy than mine.
I'm just gonna leave 'em my cross
and then the hair stuff so he can do his hair.
- Oh, he's gonna fucking love that, though.
Iain: Time for the unseen messages the other girls left
for their boys.
Let's do this shit, ladies.
- Peek is spelled with two E, right?
Sneak peek.
- I'm saying “From your Twix bar.
- Aw.
- Aw, how cute.
Iain: I'll miss what, pasta?
The neon signs? We'll never know.
[Uplifting music]
When you're an islander on Love Island,
you usually get the glossy, pretty background packages
to help introduce you to the world.
But we simply don't have the budget to do it
for 14 new islanders all at one time.
So instead, we told 'em to do it themselves.
Take it away, boys.
What's up everybody? I'm Zay.
I'm 23, and a fun fact about me is
I still use my fingers to count.
- What's up, everybody? It's Eddie.
I'm 27 years old from Houston, Texas,
and I'm deathly afraid of swimming in the ocean.
So, like, this is scaring the shit out of me right now.
- What's up? My name is Matia,
I'm 29 and I have a phobia for strawberries.
- What up? I'm Kyle.
I'm 24, and a fun fact about me is
I played the violin for ten years.
- What's up, y'all? My name is Rob.
I'm 24. I'm from Alabama.
[Bleep] give me boners.
Iain: So what the bleep did he say?
Find out what gives Rob a boner after these commercials.
[Uplifting music]
* Got that fire *
Iain: Know it's not your mind playing tricks.
This is "Love Island USA" unseen bits.
Before the break, the cast of boys did what Sylvester Stallone
did in the mid 90s and gave us a cliffhanger.
- What's up, y'all? My name is Rob. I'm 24.
I'm from Alabama. [Bleep] give me boners.
Iain: Don't let Rob Boner game remain a mystery.
What the bleep did he say?
- What's up, y'all? My name is Rob.
I'm 24. I'm from Alabama.
Gravel roads give me boners.
Iain: I assume gravel roads is the stage name
of some adult movie star.
* One, two, you know what to do, be all about it *
Iain: The moment they get all slo mo
gatecrashed cost them more.
They were met by six new Adonis's or Adon I.
[Excitement shouts]
-Where are you? Where are you?
- Oh, you're fucking rings, bro.
They fucking hurt. - Sorry, man, about that, yeah.
* Be all about it, that's right *
- Hi. What's your name?
- I’m Rob. - Kassy.
- Kassy?
[Cheering]
[Uplifting music]
Iain: And Sarah Hyland was there to spill the tea
or was it to have this tea spilled on her?
I don't really know how this whole thing works.
- Hi, baby girls.
Let me, like, not slip on my way down.
- Yeah. - Your dress is stunning.
- Uh, stunning?
- I just got so excited to see my ladies.
- I know. You're the best.
- I've been deprived of my children.
- I'm loving these dresses.
- Thank you. - They're so good.
- It was so nice to get, like, dressed up.
- Kay Kay. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - So good.
- If you see a nip, just let me know.
- If I see a nip, I'm just going to stare
and be like, good for you. - Yes.
- Kay Kay taught me to move mine in a circle.
- My friend knows how to do that.
Like the helicopter? - Yes.
- The helicopter is hilarious.
- What do you think of the place?
- Oh, it's stunning. - It's huge too.
- So, they're obviously gorgeous boys.
- Yeah. - Uh-huh.
- Maybe they'll be a hideaway moment.
- What? - But, like,
what do you think about them?
Is there a possibility there could be a hideaway moment?
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
Iain: In my experience, chugging champagne
does increase the chances of a hideaway moment.
[Uplifting music]
* Yeah, it's for my players *
Iain: So what do a group of guys
do when there's no girls at home?
Watch football on a giant telly?
Drink beer and play pool?
- Game times got to be soon. How are we feeling?
Iain: No, they're making a selfie vid.
- We feel iced out. We're feeling sturdy.
- I know the story is gonna be bad.
I'm not gonna fold like a paper sheet.
I'm excited for my boys. Bergie.
I can't wait to see what you got, baby.
Let's go! - Yeah, baby!
- Baby daddy. Kenzo, How you feeling, man?
- Karen!
- Yeah.
She heard you from the band. - She's the only one.
I'll see you soon, baby. - Hey, hey.
- How are you feeling, brody? - I am so ready to go.
Bring them on. Bring them on.
I'm ready. I'm sitting here.
- Bring them. Bring them on. Is it in bro?
- Bring them on. Bring them.
- I'm ready to get this thing going, baby.
Bring what you bring and come and get your son.
Let's go racing, boys.
- Yo, it's first night in Casa Mora.
We got to not fucking fold and, yeah, we going to be Ike's.
- [In Spanish] First day in Casa, amor.
- [In Spanish] First day!
Iain: They took this selfie for another eight hours.
It's now a four part documentary on Peacock.
[Uplifting music]
* Your Love is, your love is implied *
Iain: The Casa girls arrived the next day.
At the moment, the guys caught sight of them.
They popped their corks.
[Excitement shouts]
Iain: Literally it wasn't a sex metaphor.
I don't do smutty innuendo. - Oh, such. You gotta suck.
- Hey, come on. No?
- What guy do you think is fine?
- Mike. - Mike?
- He looks hot. - Oh, my God.
Iain: After popping corks, the girls popped questions.
The big questions.
In fact, Nadia popped the question
the girls were all desperate to ask.
- Has it been lots of bugs here?
- Oh, at night, you have no idea.
The cockroaches are like your fucking cousins out here.
- Yeah.
- We're not gonna...
We got to switch the topic.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's everybody's type?
- Ooh.
- Fuck your favorite color.
- I don't give a fuck about that shit, man.
- I kind of like the definition of, like,
a golden retriever boyfriend.
You know? Someone like... - She wants a dog.
- Put you on a leash and... I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
- She said put you on a leash. - I'm kidding.
But yeah, just someone likes me and smart and, like...
- [In Spanish] Bacon.
- Willing to, like, give me their undivided attention.
You know.
- I definitely go for more personality.
Someone who knows how to tame me in the bedroom.
- Oh.
- Family is super important, I’m in morals,
and have a good head on your shoulders
and be able to give good head.
- I am, like, just looking for someone that,
like, matches my values.
We have the same wants in life and just go for it.
Like, has super passionate about certain things
in their life and that's kind of what I'm just looking for.
- Yeah, he told me this earlier. He likes a nice ass too.
- Yeah. - Bergie!
Iain: Good to make to blow up Bergie
sweet Wisconsin boy game like that.
That's what friends are for, right?
[Uplifting music]
Multiple choice question.
What is a yacht? A, a place to have sex.
B, a place elderly people stay.
Or C, all of the above.
Rob, why don't you tell us? - I'm a farm in Alabama.
My grandparents have a yacht,
and this girl lived two hours away.
She was like, "Hey, when can I hang out with you?"
So she came into town, but I had nowhere to go.
I was like, I really just want to.
It would be nice if we could get a bed.
And I was like, We could go to the yacht.
Like, like, my grandparents aren't there,
and it's, like, always unlocked.
So I went to the yacht.
My grandmother's very paranoid woman.
I knew that, but I just didn't think [Bleep].
- No!
Iain: But what the bleep did he say?
The thrilling conclusion of the mystery of the yacht
is right after this short break.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Before the break, Rob was telling a story
about the time he had sex in his grandparents yacht.
- So we went to the yacht.
My grandmother is a very paranoid woman.
I knew that, but I just didn't think [Bleep].
- No!
Iain: But what the bleep did he say?
- So he went to the yacht.
My grandmother is very paranoid woman. I knew that.
But I just didn't think it would be a camera inside the yacht.
- No. - The next day.
- No! - The next day,
I get a call from my Papa Bob.
He calls me. He says, "Robert."
I was like, I knew.
I was like, he's like,
"I want to go to lunch with you today."
- Why? Why would they take you to lunch?
Why don't they just, like...? - It's just how they are.
They're polite people.
And we had like, we had like five minutes
of awkward small talk. We all knew why we were there.
You can tell my grandmother was like.
Like, "Tell him. Tell him."
And then he goes, "Robert, no more having sex in the yacht."
I was like, "Okay, yeah. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it." Yeah.
- Oh, it's so embarrassing. - Oh, couldn't do it, bro.
Iain: Come on. We've all been there,
hooking up in an elderly couple's yacht.
The look on my producer's face is telling me
we haven't all been there.
What I love most about Casimir
isn't the intrigue, the relationship tests
or the fact Castle's Spanish, even though we're in Fiji?
I love the first chats that are more awkward than me
not bothering to write a punch line for this joke.
- Are you nervous? - No.
- Real nervous. - Do I seem nervous?
Anyways.
- You know, I kind of want to travel.
- Okay. Where would you want to go?
- Anywhere. - Anywhere?
Number one place if you could go right now.
- Right now. - Got your bags packed.
- We're in Fiji.
But let's say, okay, let's say...
- Like, I don't know, Rome. - Rome?
Okay, that's a good choice.
- I don't know if Rome and Italy are the same.
I'm sorry, Mr. Davenport. - You know what?
- I wasn't listening.
- I was homeschooled till high school,
and so I was pretty much just a little wild boy.
- Till high school?
Oh, so you're a weird homeschooled kid.
- Yeah. Anyways, yeah.
So, but I'm not.
I shouldn't have told you that.
- Rome. Italy. Rome, Italy.
Italy has to be...
Rome has to be in Italy.
I'm sure it is. - Yeah.
- So we'll go with it.
- You know, you know, you see, the islanders
say silly things sometimes?
And you're like, that's so easy. Now I understand.
- Do you like my outfit?
This is my uncle's. He died in it.
- Your uncle? - Yeah.
- No. - Mh. Straight up.
- Yeah. - Anyways.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Iain: That's a great line to use if you really love being single.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: The bathroom bidet is used to wash your but,
not to drink from.
I learned that the hard way in a bathhouse in the Middle East.
Kay Kay learned the easy way. - Y'all.
It's a booty washer in the toilet.
- Really? - What'd you call it?
- Give it a little, a little spin.
Give it a little shot.
- What'd you call that? A dubua.
- A dube. A dube. A dube.
No, that's on a bed.
- Let’s see what happens. - What is it called?
- Oh! - Did it work?
What?
- That shit was alarming.
- But the pressure sounded real hot.
- Okay. I need a towel. Can you give me a towel?
- Yes, ma'am. - Cause my booty wet.
- Nobody better not pick this one up.
That is so funny.
- I don't know what I was expecting.
But it wasn't that.
Iain: On "Love Island,"
Flushing your butt is on a bad day's work.
Thank you.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Want this summer to not be a bummer?
Then get your pom poms out at the "Love Island"
cheerleading camp.
- Ready? - Okay.
Iain: Well, you shoot your shot.
- Squeeze your butt, girl. Squeeze your butt.
Iain: Do bet.
And will you go all the way?
- One, two, three. - Vip.
Iain: So if you've got what it takes to bring it on,
then never apply because this camp does not exist.
But the festival of unseen bits after the break absolutely does.
- [Inaudible].
* Oh, come on, everybody, and clap your hands *
- Let me range fall down.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to "Love Island USA" unseen bits.
Let's roll right into it
because we picked the best unseen moments
for your enjoyment.
So don't panic. - Oh.
- What is it?
Iain: The party never stops
on "Love Island USA" unseen bits.
- I've never done a golden shower.
- What’s a golden shower?
Iain: Hannah might be away at Casa Amor,
but that doesn't stop Marco from showing off
how skilled he is with his fingers.
- Can you make finger origami?
Like this.
- Huh?
- What the fuck is that? - That's a dog.
- I don't see that shit, bro.
- What? You don't see the dog?
- This is his ears, his eyes.
How do you not see this dog?
- I don't see shit.
- Are you kidding me?
This is a fucking dog.
Are you blind?
- Maybe, maybe, like, on a shadow
or something like that I'll be able to see it.
- [Barking] Like this.
- I mean, how is that not a dog? Are you fucking kidding me?
You can't be serious. - Look.
- You're tripping, bro.
- What's this?
- A bunny. - Oh, you got that one.
What's this one? - A crocodile.
- How do you not know this is a dog?
- Bro, I'm having a really hard time seeing that.
- You can't be fucking serious. - No.
- Look at the fucking hand.
There's a fucking ear like a think of a German shepherd.
There's a fucking ear here.
There's an eye here.
[Barking]
- So either Kenzo, you know,
is allergic to dogs or just doesn't want to see this dog.
But how is that not a dog?
So I think Kenzo needs some thinking.
Think of his eye right here.
[Barking]
You see it, right? - Hell, no, bro.
- You don't see it?
- I've seen a lot of dogs in my life,
and that had fucking, like, it wasn't even close.
I don't know. I don't see shit, bro.
I think you're going crazy without Hannah in here.
Clearly.
- Hey, Leo. What is this?
- What does it look like? - A dog.
- A fish.
- An alligator? - Dog. Thank you.
You telling me someone 20 yards away knows this
is a fucking dog, and I put it in front of your face
and I'm barking and you don't see a dog?
- Hell, no.
- Really? But you know this is, actually.
- Butterfly. - A bird.
- It's a butterfly, bro. - Look at this.
Look at the mouth.
A butterfly doesn't have a mouth, Kenzo.
So this is a bird.
- I mean, this is clearly a butterfly.
Like.
I still see a butterfly. - That's a llama.
What's this one?
Yeah, what's this one?
- Elephant. - Okay.
- What’s this is what? - Monkey, bro.
- What about this one?
- Spider?
- It's a dog.
What the fuck is so hard?
- It was honestly one of the most confusing moments
of my life. There is no way that was a dog.
- Can you do any animals with your fingers?
Am I going crazy?
Iain: I know some finger origami. Look.
Oh, wait. Sometimes I forget.
I'm just as unseen as this next bit.
[Uplifting music]
Love Island.
The most sensual island based show on Earth.
But what really happens in the bedroom
when the lights go out?
Let's go deep undercover
to see what's going on under the covers.
Islanders After Dark, Casa Amor Edition.
It's Jonah and Taylor C.
Say they're tucking each other's shirts in.
So helpful, but nothing to see here.
It's Keenan and Najah.
Oh, she's just scratching an itch on his inner thigh.
So nothing to see here.
What's happening here?
They're studying resuscitation for their first aid exam.
Hello. What are Leo and Johnnie up to?
Oh, they're just practicing their steps
for a slow barn dance.
Nothing to see here.
Oh, this is more like it.
Rob's in bed, brushing his teeth.
Finally, something sexy.
How disappointing.
I'm so sorry. The only sexy thing here was my voice.
Actually, let's just hope it's far
steamier on the other side of this break.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to "Love Island USA" unseen bits.
We bring the casa sharks.
[Screams]
- Sorry. You saw that on my hand?
You all saw that? Okay.
- The casa slip ups.
- I feel like that's. - Yikes.
- And all the surprise casa kisses.
Man: Do, do, do, do, do. - Does anybody want to hold it?
- No, thank you.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Cue the cheesy game show music.
It's time for Beach Hut Blitz.
Islanders, give us your best party trick.
- Party tricks are so weird.
- Of course I have a party trick.
Arriving. That is the party trick in itself.
- Party tricks? Oh, no.
- Everyone's always impressed
with how much tequila I can drink.
- Maybe I'll step in.
Ta da! Let the party begin.
- Tomorrow night on Love Island's.
That's Iain Sterling.
You can't tell me that's not him.
- I call this one lightning and I call this one thunder.
- Oh, this isn't bad.
This isn't that good either, though.
- When I'm dancing in the party, I like,
you know, move the hips a little bit like.
- Oh, shit. - Hannah Banana.
- What?
- I can do a party trick with banana,
but I’m not my PG 13.
* You got supernatural power *
- There we go.
- So I'm very coordinated. That's what it is.
Shout out to my dad. - Oh shit.
- Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
* Yeah, supernatural *
- Ta da!
I will try to blow this balloon up.
* It's gonna blow your mind *
- Okay, wait.
Give me a minute.
- Okay. 30 seconds starting now.
Um.
- Oh. Holy shit.
Fuck it.
- Oh, damn.
This is a long banana.
- I can do this like little bird whistle.
- I can whistle like a bird.
- And then they'll be like.
- And then who invented this thing?
- Kassy, the great magician.
I have something for you.
Bubbles.
- Like that. - Yeah.
My party trick is probably the, the Irish goodbye,
which is leaving a party without saying bye.
- Bup, bup, bup.
Where do they go?
- Okay. Goodbye.
- I just made them disappear.
Iain: Tune in next week for another gripping
installment of Beach Hut Blitz.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Before I bust a move, here's a few of my memes
from the party trick Beach Hut Blitz.
There's this one.
And this one.
Meme your favorite moment of the show
and post it on social media.
Hashtag "Love Island USA," hashtag unseen bits.
See you next week.
[Uplifting music]