[Uplifting music]
Iain: This week, there’s been five bombshells.
- Cheers, bitches!
[Cheering]
Iain: And a shocked departure.
- I have decided to live here single.
- Did that just happen?
Iain: Tonight, it’s time...
[Laughing]
...to turn things upside down.
[Screams]
And look at the world in a new way.
- The more you [bleep] around, the more you going to find out.
- I wasn’t expecting this.
Iain: In fact, everything on this show...
- Please [Inaudible]
Iain: ...comes right out of [Inaudible] field.
- My whole wig just hit the floor.
They definitely gonna put that on TV.
Iain: If it’s uncut...
- That’s a man right there!
Iain: Unfiltered...
- It’s full of my farts.
[Farting]
Iain: And totally unbelievable...
Marco: Every other islanders farts.
- Oh, my God. I’m gonna shit myself.
Iain: It must be Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
- Would you put a price on it?
I wouldn’t.
[Uplifting music]
Kassy: Go!
- Here we go!
[Laughing]
Oh, my God! We can’t go anywhere!
- Get me out of this island!
Get me out of this island! Get me out of this island!
Iain: Uh oh. Houston, we have a problem.
They found out about the glitch.
I’ll alert the guards.
You enjoy some generic filler shots in Euro trance.
Welcome to Love Island USA Unseen Bits!
What happens when the characters
in a video game realize that they’re in a video game?
- Kassy, it’s the glitch.
- Let us out! Let us out!
- Hey, y'all see us?
They can't see us!
- They don’t see us!
- This is not a fake hologram.
- Darn it. We can’t go pass this place.
[Grunts] - Let me out!
- We can’t get out! Oh, my God!
- Well, I guess we’re trapped.
Iain: We insist on using cheap programmers
so we can buy more beer, so it is a bit buggy.
Let's see the first discovery of a glitch in the Villa matrix.
Rewind. Bargain basement.
Kassy 2000 was the first robot to go on the blink.
- We’re freaking Sims characters.
- We’re all simulations. Kassy it’s just broke first.
Her code just got a virus before ours.
- Yeah.
- See, I've been doing my factory reset.
The whole scream session in the bathroom?
The factory...
- Kay Kay. Kay Kay, can we talk? Can we talk?
- Can we pause for a chat?
Can I...? Can I...? Can I pause for a chat?
Stepping toes, stepping toes, stepping toes.
[Laughing]
- Kay Kay, do you hate me? Kay Kay, do you hate me?
Oh, shit!
- I'm so glad my wig is on.
[Laughing]
Iain: With the robots malfunctioning,
they've also all started to have an awareness
about the glitch on the beach.
- This is all fake. It’s... [Inaudible] right here.
[Laughing]
I think that's something we didn't even know.
It's a simulation. for real.
- It is.
I’m...
- Glitch.
Destiny: Powering down.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: We're used to bits being unseen.
But this week, a brand new islander was unseen.
In this exclusive, we can reveal the moment the villa got
a surprise visit from a smoking hot new bird.
Yes, a literal bird. Her name is Robin. Hey, Robin.
That beat’s looking luscious.
Yeah, I've had some work done.
What's your type on paper?
“He's got to have nice plumage and be good
at collecting twigs.”
And how long do you think we can get away
with doing this talking bird joke?
I think it's already overstayed its welcome.
I've got it.
Give my footage over to the professionals.
I want drama.
And I want Ian to say
“Tonight, a new bird
enters the villa.
And ruffles feathers.
Plus, one massive dumping.”
And on top of that, not one, not two,
but three human bombshells enter the Villa.
- Hello, bitches!
Iain: Ah, normal service resumed.
[Uplifting music]
Fiji, idyllic island of dreams.
Villa, idyllic compound of astroturf,
where just like the plastic flowers,
love is always in bloom.
Chilled champagne... Well, sparkling wine.
Our islanders were anxious to date the new bombshells.
Magic was in the air.
- Yeah, I’m ready. I’m just nervous.
I keep farting.
Iain: Admittedly, other things were also in the air.
[Farting]
- Oh, my God. I’m gonna shit myself.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Relax and let unseen first dates moments waft over you.
- Oh, no.
Welcome. Welcome.
Go back.
- Do you forget which finger you...?
Or which hand you hold?
Because I go like this, like, three times
before I cut something.
- Left fork.
- But I'm ambidextrous.
- Oh, really?
- I'm one up on you.
I'm primarily left handed, but I had to learn to do right.
Harrison: Ok, cool.
- My house is very quiet.
- Yeah.
- I wake up, I hear my rooster.
- So cool you have a rooster.
- His name's Rico Suave.
- Good name.
Good name for a rooster.
- You have a favorite type of food?
- Um, Gosh, I like pizza.
I like all the unhealthy stuff.
Yeah.
I do not eat healthy.
- I love pizza as well.
- What's your favorite topping?
- Uh, I like the pepperoni,
sausage and olives.
Black olives.
- I don’t like pepperoni.
- I can't really see. Well, I saw that.
- I love, I love, love, love animals.
I say when I'm retired, I'm going to, like,
just have a ranch full of animals.
When I was growing up, my mom always said that I was,
I never used to let a stray animal go.
I even caught a turkey one time.
Like...
I covered, I had to use like, a blanket that was in my car.
Cover his eyes and I picked him up
and I took him to the turkey rescue.
Hey, I know how to catch a turkey, though.
Was he a turkey or a rooster?
Actually, I don't think about it. He was a turkey.
- Oh, no.
- I think... - So, there was a bird...
- There was a bird.
A big bird.
Iain: Sorry, I just tuned out for a moment.
Did she just say she dated Big Bird?
Name dropper.
[Uplifting music]
The hard hitting news team who almost got canceled
by a humping scandal are back with host Hannah
on the wooden spoon microphone and Anna behind the camera.
They're lifting the lid on the Villa.
Strap yourselves in. This is Love Island live.
- Hello, everyone.
We're back for another episode of Love Island Live
with your girl Hannah and...
Show yourself.
Anna!
So, we’re here with our girl Emily.
- Hi! Hello, hello!
- Come on. Get it here close. Get it here close. Ok.
So this is Emily.
The Houston hottie.
- Houston bad bitch.
- With the body. How are you feeling to be here?
- I'm feeling real great. The boys are pretty scrumptious.
The girls are really nice, and I'm excited to find my man.
- There you go. Ok. So, now let's get to the good stuff.
The juicy stuff.
Emily: Who’s your favorite? - No.
So, what’s your biggest turn off in a guy?
- If your breath stinks and you have just bad hygiene
in the mouth region.
Especially, like, if your shit stinks. I can’t.
- There you go. Thank you, Emily.
- Thank you so much.
- Let's go check it with the other boys.
Come on, Anna. Okay. Break it up. Break it up.
We're doing an interview here, people.
Come here, Kenzo.
- What up? What up?
- All right. We are here with Kenzo!
- What’s up?
- My Mexico amigo. Guadalajara.
- [In Spanish] My sister.
- Hey. What is, like, a random fun fact about yourself?
- I speak three languages.
- Really? Trilingual. Do you hear that, ladies?
- English, Spanish, Italian.
- Ok. Now, can you say something in all three languages?
- Uh, what’s up? You are very pretty today.
Do you want to go out? Hi, beautiful. How are you?
- We love a trilingual king. Beautiful! Thank you, Kenzo!
- Yeah. - Come on, Jonah.
- We got an interview time? - Yes.
Now, Jonah is very interesting.
He lives on a farm, you guys.
He runs his own farm.
Okay, so my question is, if you could compare yourself
in bed to a farm animal...
Which one would it be?
- If I could compare myself to a farm animal in bed,
it would have to be...
[bleep]
Iain: What the bleep did he say?
I guess the only way to find out is to join me
on the other side of this bleeping break.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
We're smuggling secret seeds out of the villa
and bringing them direct to you.
And we're not [bleep] around.
- The more you [bleep] around, the more you going to find out.
Iain: Well, some of us are [inaudible] around.
[Laughing]
By some of us, I mean most of us.
Actually, I have to admit that in Unseen Bits...
- If I pull this off, it'll be, like,
the sickest magic trick you've ever seen.
Iain: ...there's a lot of [bleep] around.
The five of spades and your card!
Iain: Even the kitchen appliances...
- Is the oven off? This shit might blow up.
Iain: ...are [bleep] around.
- At this rate, that'd be the only funny thing
happening around here.
I say let the stove carry the show now.
Iain: So, let's stop fucking around and get into Unseen Bits.
[Uplifting music]
Before the break, Love Island Live
reporter Hannah asked Jonah questioned no other journalist
had ever been brave or deviant enough to ask.
- If you could compare yourself in bed to a farm animal...
Which one would it be?
- If I could compare myself to a farm animal in bed,
it would have to be...
[bleep]
Iain: The question we’re all asking
is What the bleep did he say?
- If I could compare myself to a farm animal in bed,
it would have to be a bull.
- A bull!
Iain: Oh, what a load of bull.
- Ok.
- Yeah. I gotta thank God for this opportunity.
Shout out to my homies.
- Shout out to the homies.
Ok. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey!
Thank you, Johan! Yay! Ok, that's all for today.
We got to know the new islanders here on Love Island Live.
Again, it's your host, Hannah, with my girl, Anna!
We'll talk to you soon.
- That was so fucking cute, bro.
- A bull? I love him.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: This next naughty, unseen bit is all about sex.
Let's whack it off... On! Whack on!
The scene, not whack off... Anyway, here's the unseen bit.
- Hannah and Marco, we're talking about
embarrassing sex stories.
Let me hear your best one.
- Mine was... I had a one-night stand with a guy in Dallas,
and the next morning everything was good.
We took a shower together.
I was on his white bedsheets and I started my period.
It was soaked through the towel and on the bed,
and I was like, “Oh, my gosh.”
I told him.
I thought he was going to be like,
“Oh, it's okay, don't worry.”
Instead, he was like, “My comforter!
My sheets!”
And I was like...
That was what made it embarrassing.
Like, he wasn't even supportive.
Yeah, but I was like “This is embarrassing.
I am never coming back here again.”
- You never talked to him again, either?
- Hell, no! I didn't even...
I was like, “Okay, I'm leaving.”
- What a dick, though. That’s natural.
- Yeah. My girlfriends...
- [Inaudible] for him.
- My girlfriends were like, “He shouldn't have been
like that”, but...
- One time a guy started crying when I was having sex with him.
- Really? - Like, after.
- Was it like...?
- Well, like, kind of as it was happening.
- Why? He was really into it?
- He was just... I don’t know. Like overwhelmed.
[Laughing]
- Oh, my God. What did you do?
- Like, he shed a tear.
I was like “What is going on?”
Kassy: Was it a happy tear? A sad tear?
- He said it was happy.
- I fell asleep one time having sex and he was a virgin.
It was his first time.
- You think he'd want to...
- Wait.
What position were you guys
in when you [inaudible] to...? Marco: Missionary, right?
- Yeah. He was on top.
- Yeah. That’s why I fall asleep too.
Emily: Fuck me.
- What's the most rounds y'all have done in a day?
- Oh, not a lot. Like three.
- Four, five.
Hannah: Four, five.
- Five for me.
Marco: Wow, that’s a lot. That’s insane.
- Five, like, it hurts.
- Yeah. You get tired. I can’t do that all the time.
- I might do five rounds when I get out of here. Fuck!
[Laughing]
- When I was in high school, me and my boyfriend,
we used to fuck every single day after school in my car.
- Yeah.
- But one night we went to the baseball field.
- Oh, you told me about that.
- And, like, the janitor caught us.
He was, like, knocking on the window.
The window was fogged up as fuck.
He knocked on the fucking windows, and we're like...
And he was like “I'm gonna tell y'all's parents.”
- That’s so funny.
- Funny as fuck.
- Harry, what's your embarrassing sex story?
- Harry!
- This one time we were cooking up food in the kitchen.
Right? Chili. Yeah.
I had chili still on my fingers, and I had sex after dinner.
- I’d be pissed.
- Yeah. No. No good. No, no, no.
- So, I want to hear everyone's kinks.
Jonah: It depends on the girl.
Some girls want to be on top, right?
- What do you want? - So...
It depends because I like, at the same time,
I like to please.
- Wow, Jonah!
That’s a man right there!
- If she’s super [Inaudible] If she’s, like,
super [Inaudible] like that, I’d let her, like, tie me up.
- Jonah, you just got so much hotter.
- You really did.
- Thank you.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Kay Kay suspects that our fellow female islanders
have no idea how to twerk.
Bit rude if you ask me.
Regardless, she offered to give the girls a lesson
so they can finally talk properly.
Kay Kay: Everybody!
Who wants to talk tutorial meet me on the balcony!
- Class is in session!
Iain: [Inaudible] That makes more sense, actually.
- Ready? Ok!
Feet, shoulder width apart.
And what you're going to want to do is balance
your weight on the balls of your feet.
Not your heels, because you're going to need
your heels for mobility.
That's what's going to make that ass shake.
- If there's one person in here that needs
a twerk lesson it's me.
- You don't have to, like, lean up,
but, like, be able to, like...
- Like [Inaudible].
- Shift your weight. Yeah. Like you're in heels. Ok?
Next, you're going to pop a squat.
Okay?
Like you're on the toilet.
So, your, your, your butt bone you're going to want it up
in the air. - Ok.
- And your core, you're going to want it down.
So arch.
And what you're going to want to do is up, down, up, down.
But don’t move...
Anna: Ok, Kassy. That thing is moving!
- Ok, Kassy. Ok, Kassy!
Ok, Carmen. I need a little more.
I need a little more from you!
Ok. Hannah got it! Hannah got it!
- Kay Kay is a great teacher.
She's like trained. She's a trained dancer.
She was like dancing captain.
Yeah.
So, I was just trying to soak up
as much knowledge from her as I can.
- That’s my girlfriend right there!
- Don't clench the muscles in your butt
because you want to see that jiggle.
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle!
- Unlock the knees. Let the booty jiggle.
- You did it! Ok. Now we're going to do it all together.
One, two, three.
[Uplifting music]
Ok, Destiny!
[Laughing]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- So, you're telling me my twerking ain't better
than Kay Kay’s?
I think we should have a competition.
Come on. Everybody sit.
- May the best twerker wins.
- Come on, Anna.
Show us what you’ve got. Show us what you’ve got!
Ana, let’s go!
Show us what you’ve got!
Boom, boom, boom! There we go!
- Oh, the girls already know I'm a master at twerking,
so I don't have to prove myself in a little contest.
[Laughing]
- There we go, Anna!
[Cheering]
Can I [Inaudible]?
- Okay.
But Anna has her own style of twerking,
so I'm not going to take that away from her.
- Show her to her!
[Clapping and cheering]
- My mic pack is going to be moving back and forth
more than my butt.
- There we go, Carmen!
[Cheering and laughing]
- My dad's going to be so concerned
after the tour classes.
I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Mom.
Iain: Not much of a competition
when there is no winner or any judge of any kind.
[Uplifting music]
At the recoupling, the islanders were rocked
when Anna chose to leave the Villa.
- So, I have decided to leave here single.
- Did that just happen?
Iain: Here are some unseen bits of Anna
saying her final farewells.
- Oh, shit! No hard feelings, though. I love you guys.
I love you, guys. Oh, I've had the best time in the Villa.
Oh, my... Everybody do it! Everybody do it! Everyone do it!
I can't wait to bother everybody when they get out of here.
[Laughing]
You guys are not even upset I'm leaving here.
- I’m fucking upset!
Don’t play with me, Anna! I’m fucking upset!
- I am feeling like a bad bitch.
Oh, my God. This is really weird.
Peace out, Love Island! Oh, God.
Guys, this is not going to be a sexy walk.
- Go get that phone!
Go!
- It couldn't have been a better time.
- Go, Anna!
- What the fuck?
[Screaming]
Uh, that's pretty much it. Yeah.
Iain: Hang on.
If Anna’s gone, what’s going to happen to Love Island Live?
[Uplifting music]
Breaking news.
Following the departure of Anna from the Villa, Love Island Live
has been canceled.
But for hardcore fans, do not despair.
A farewell and a special has been commissioned.
And that's coming up after this commercial break.
Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
Even in slow mo, this show is a guaranteed
deep floor filler.
Before the break, we saw the breaking news
that Love Island Live has been canceled.
So, it's time for the season finale of Love Island Live.
- Okay. So, it's my last Love Island Live show.
- Really? Why the last?
- Because Anna is not with me anymore.
My camerawoman.
So, everyone's just sharing because you knew Anna.
Well, your favorite Anna memory was...
- She was always sharing and caring.
She was always there for all of us.
So, I'm going to miss you, Anna.
- So, uh, when Anna was mad at my ass
for being a dumb, dumb...
[Hannah laughs]
I came back to the room and Shorty
put the fucking Great Wall of China in there.
- And I was just so shocked
as to how some of the pills were standing up,
considering it wasn't leaning on shit, it was just gravity.
- Anna and I were hanging in the bathroom
and Destiny walks in
and she goes, "Shit, Destiny,
I'm about to steal your man."
[Woman laughing] - And she goes, "Shit."
- Shit. - Like she does.
- Oh, I got you. - You got me?
- Yay! Okay, go ahead.
- Anna always wanted my man.
It happened with every single couple I was ever in.
I told her, "Wear my shoes, wear my clothes."
She even wanted my foundation,
and I was going to let her put it on.
Okay? Every time I jumped,
she wanted to jump too. Okay?
- Mhm. - So that's my Anna, baby.
- Oh, thank you, Destiny.
- Thank. We love you, Anna. - We love you, Anna.
That is my Love Island Live Sign off.
We're gonna miss Anna.
Okay, guys, can we get everyone to say a "shit" in Anna's honor?
Okay. Ready? One, two, three.
Everybody: Shit!
We love you, Anna.
Man: We love you, Anna.
Iain: That's the end of Love Island Live.
But do you want to see Anna's funniest bits?
Here we go.
[Uplifting music] - I have tea.
- If you’re not humping, you're not pumping.
[Laughing] - I’m so [Inaudible]
[Shouts of joy]
[Singing]
- I hope my eggs will take me back after this.
[Laughing]
- I literally was like,
and I was like, and I was like,
and I was like, "Oh my God."
- It's perfect.
[Laughing]
[Uplifting music]
Hanna: Our queen Anna banana.
- We're gonna go down, drive it to the floor,
then bring it up.
Yeah. Next one.
Good. Because I'm the only funny one here. Shit.
Iain: There's no doubt everyone will miss
the one thing they call Anna.
Or, as we say in Scotland. Anna.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: The other week, the worldwide
unseen bits audience broke the internet
with love for Keenan and Kay Kay.
Keenan: You like being on top? Kay Kay: Mhm.
- But do you like to finish on top?
- No.
I don't know, I don’t know if I've done that before.
- Finishing on top? - Yeah.
- This is an inappropriate conversation
and our parents watch. -
Sorry, mom.
- Wow.
Whoa.
Iain: The Internet exploded as Kay Kay and Keenan
went fully viral.
"Kay Kay and Kenan are spiffingly delightful
on the American version of Love Island."
Smiley emoji, smiley emoji, smiley emoji.
"All the Keenan and Kay Kay chemistry
is literally making me explode!"
Flame emoji, flame emoji, flame emoji.
"Oh, my actual G. I totally love Kay Kay and Keenan."
Heart emoji, heart emoji, heart emoji.
We debated whether to show this next clip
because the cuteness overload could result
in the show becoming too popular.
But for more Kay Kay and Keenan,
it's a risk we're willing to take.
- I like it. - I'm happy here,
you know what I'm saying? Like, why try to ruin something
when it's going good? You feel me?
- Right. - Like the vibe is just vibing,
like, I like it. Woman: Kay Kay.
Kay Kay, stop blushing, girl.
You gotta keep her. You know? - I missed you today.
- I missed you too. - Fucking lips, this shit.
I've been talking my fucking ass up.
I got some lip balm.
It's mango though. It's cool. - Mhm.
- You can use it first.
- Thank you.
- Fucking hell.
Fucking hanging around. It's too much,
talking about fucking hell.
- Yeah. - You were very understanding.
I was, I tried to be very respectful.
I like to think I was very respectful.
- My whole wig just hit the floor.
- Pick it up. [Laughing]
[inaudible] - No, don't see. Don't see.
Don't see. You can't see. - Here, here.
- They definitely going to put that on TV.
Look at it. - That’s crazy. Hurry up.
- It’s okay. - I'm not looking.
- I feel like I don't want to put it back on.
He said, "Let me see how bald you is."
I'm not bald. - Yeah. Cornrows.
- Yeah. - They just real nappy.
- Is it a headband?
- Wait, I don't need that.
I'm just gonna...
- These kind of smell good. - Oh.
- That's fucking weird. - All right.
- I think it's because they smell good always.
- Oh.
You'd be sweating like sugar.
- I must, because I... - Honey sweat.
- I definitely sweat it last night, bro,
my balls and everything was sweating.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Earlier in the show, the girls discovered
the glitch on their beach.
- Hurry up!
- Oh, my gosh. We can't go anywhere.
- Get me out of this villa!
Iain: But what's this?
A crab crossing the force field.
- Yeah, it's a crab. Iugh. - Where?
- Right here, girl. - Oh, I see it.
Iain: Does this mean our Islander sims
will finally escape?
I guess what I'm asking is what happened next?
We'll find out after the break.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to the sequel of "Love Island Unseen Bit."
It's Love Island on unseen bits, plural.
Before the break,
Destiny and Kassy discovered the glitch,
which meant the islanders were trapped in the villa forever.
But that was until they saw a crab crossing over
the force field. - Yeah, it's a crab.
Iugh. - Where?
- Right here, girl. - I see it.
Iain: So can they make a great escape
or will they be trapped on Love Island
for simulated eternity?
Let's find out what happened next.
- Is it dead? - Yeah. It's probably dead.
- It's dead. - Yeah, it’s dead.
- Oh, it’s dead. - Our little crab is dead.
- Oh, shit. It is dead.
- Emily touched him.
He didn't move.
His color was off.
That's when we all knew.
- Unfortunately, he was no longer alive
and we learned that fairly quick.
- You are a great guy. You did what you needed to do.
You provided for your family.
You were a damn good man. - You're a damn good man.
- And, you know, we just were so sad to see you go.
- Seeing you helped us realize the glitch
in the system may not be such a glitch.
You know, maybe we can get out the force field.
- No, bitch, because it got out the force field
and now it's fucking dead. - Oh, you're right.
He got out the force field and died.
- Oh, shit, yeah. - Maybe that's a bad sign.
We so sorry about that. We would have fed you
and we was going to keep you as a pet
because we kind of lonely in here.
You would have kept us in check, Mr. Crab.
- I just felt connected with you.
And we're going to bury you with love.
And, and you're gonna be connected with the ocean again.
- Yeah. - Absolutely.
- R.I.P crabs. - R.I.P.
- R.I.P. Mr. Crabs. - You were great.
[Sad music]
- Bye, Mr. Crabs. - R.I.P. Crabs.
- R.I.P. - What a good guy.
- Only the good die young. You know?
- Yeah. - That’s pretty [inaudible].
- It was our fate, our destiny to cross paths
us with Crabs for us to bury him in a good way.
- You know? We feel that we did the right thing.
We gave him a tombstone.
- He wouldn't want us to be sad.
- He wouldn't want it to be sad.
Iain: Unsurprisingly, Mr. Crab star sign was a,
you guessed it, Sagittarius.
- Two crabs himself.
We love you.
Iain: No crabs were harmed in the making of this unseen bit.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: What contest is more savage than the competition
for parking spots outside a daycare center?
It's Beach Hut Battle.
A game where we pit the girls against the boys
and have them duke it out for bragging rights.
The boys took home the win last week.
Can the girls tie it up this week
or will the boys run away with a two nil leads?
This week is a battle of letters
as we have the Islanders compete
in the Fijian based spelling bee.
- Spelling What?
- Spelling. - Spelling.
- Let's go spelling bee, baby!
Iain: In the girls’ corner it's the girls,
led by Hannah and Kassy.
In the boys’ corner
it's, you guessed it, the boys,
with Jonah and Marco.
- You are a teacher, so you have to spell good.
- I’m okay. I'm okay. But I love autocorrect.
- I'm so bad at spelling. - Can I go read a book first?
- Marco and Jonah, you're going down.
- We're not losing.
Iain: Them's fighting words.
I'm with that.
The first word is "Pacific".
- It’s Fiji near the Pacific Ocean?
- No. I don't know.
I have a map in my classroom.
- Yes. What's your map? Your map's wrong.
- The Pacific. That's the west coast, best coast, baby.
Sorry, Florida. - Do you teach geography?
- No. - Social studies?
- No. - Oh, well, then you're good.
You got pass.
- P-A-C-I-F-I-C.
Pacific.
- P-A-C-I-F-I-C.
Iain: The girls may not know where the Pacific Ocean is,
but they do know how to spell it.
As do the boys making the score. One, one.
The next word is "Cassava".
- So a cassava is a root
kind of like a potato native here, to Fiji.
They're really good.
- It's either chicken, rice or potatoes.
- A-V-A. Cassava. - What a obvi.
- Well, my name is Kassy. - Mhm.
- But usually spelled with C-A-S.
- Cassava is spelled C-A-S-A-V-A.
Cassava. - Cassava.
C-A-S-A-V-A.
Iain: Both teams did not know the roots
of that word and are still tied at one-one.
The final word is "souvenir".
- Souvenir.
- S-O-U-V-E-N... - S-O-U-V-E-I...
- Do you think there's a G in there?
- What? - do you think
there's a G in there? - No.
- N-I-R. N-I-R. - N-I-R.
- Yeah, that sounds right.
- S-O-U-V-I-N-I-E-R.
- That's what we're running with.
Oh, damn.
- S-O-U-V-E-N-I-R.
- Yeah!
Iain: For some reason, Jonah let Marco take this one,
which did not go well for them.
- I couldn't even repeat it to him back right now if I tried.
- Yeah, that's bad.
- We're smart. - We do this stuff. Okay, boys?
You may have had us last week, but we're making a comeback.
It's one-one now. - Exactly.
- I had, I didn't doubt us at all.
Iain: The girls win this week's Beach Hut Battle,
which means they are now all tied up.
- And we can spell. - Oh.
Iain: Come back next week for another Beach Hut Battle.
Are there more unseen bits after this break?
Yes.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to "Love Island USA unseen bits."
The show where we show you some of the secret
beauty routines that keep our islanders looking camera ready.
- Don't think about nothing stressful.
Just remember you're in paradise.
- In America's economic state. - Oh, wow.
- He's a pretty boy. - Let me see what I look like.
Iain: So watch where you're going.
- Is this not a real wall?
Oh, my God. - Hey.
Are you okay?
Iain: Make yourself a snack.
- You're an idiot sandwich. - Wow.
Iain: Because it's time for more unseen bits.
- Perfect.
[Soft music]
Iain: Hooking up and cracking on is hard work,
but sometimes islanders need to get away
from the others and spend some time alone to recharge.
Here's Harrison.
All he wants is to enjoy the peace and quiet
of some uninterrupted me time tanning in the sun.
- Oh.
- Oh, he looks so fine.
You know I'm coming.
This year some baby was winning.
- Yeah. - Oh.
Iain: Earlier, Harris had made the mistake
of making a lovely breakfast for the lovely Destiny.
- I like the eggs a lot.
Like the breakfast you did was really good.
I love the way you cook the bacon.
Like, it's like thick cut or something.
It was perfect. The way you cooked it was right.
You cooked them differently than how you usually do.
The first way you used to cook them,
I wasn't used to them being like that, but I was like,
Really, I'm not usually an egg person.
It's not my first go to.
Like, I don't not like them,
but I would do like pancakes or French toast.
I like some cinnamon. - Yeah.
-Vanilla and nutmeg. I got a real sweet tooth.
Why do you think I like you?
Okay, I got to get you. Oh, you look so good.
- Thank you.
Okay, I'll let you sunbathe. - Yeah, yeah.
Do what you got to do.
- I think avocado helps with cramps as well,
now that I think about it.
- Oh, well, tanning's gone now.
Iain: Harrison never made breakfast for anyone again
and lived happily ever after.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Love Island, the most tantalizing island
based show on Earth.
But what really happens in the bedroom
when the lights go out?
Let's take a naughty peep at another installment
of unseen bits scandalous sealed section.
It's Islanders After Dark.
The lights are out,
but the islanders are wide awake.
- Surely we can just stay up in here, right?
- Surely! - Surely!
Iain: Incredibly, in a room full of islanders,
Marco’s still hungers for a snack.
- That, that snack cupboard is scarce.
- [Singing] One, two, three, four.
Bring some food through that door.
[Laughing]
- You know what we do have? - Bacon.
[Shouts of excitement]
Iain: Sizzling the bacon [inaudible].
- Kelly, we're hungry! - Kelly!
Iain: This was Islanders After Dark,
so steamy.
Come back after the break for more smoking hot unseen bits.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: This is "Love Island USA."
The USA obviously stands for unseen scenes assortment.
I didn't think I'd have much in common with a 22-year-old
real estate student from Louisiana,
but it turns out that Kassy and I
start our day by saying the exact same thing.
- Please, let's say be a good day.
Have you heard of telenovelas? - Mh?
- Spanish telenovelas, like Spanish drama love shows.
- Oh, yeah, girl.
- Imagine we just do that,
like two new islanders come and I'm just like this.
[Laughing]
- You should do it!
Iain: Like, oh, no, Kassy.
I think you mean like this.
- Dun, dun, dun.
[Tense music]
Iain: Two new bombshells arrive to cause drama.
Will the girls crumble under the pressure?
- Who are you? - I'm Mike.
- My name is Imani.
- I wasn't expecting this.
- The girls are definitely going to be nervous.
I mean, I would be nervous too.
I don't take any shit.
Like, if I want something, I go for it in life.
- I know.
- When I walk into the villa,
I expect to hear a couple screams.
[Screaming] - I'm a runaway screaming.
- We both run into the ocean. - Yes.
- Like we can't do this.
- We can’t do this.
Take it away. Just take me away.
- Kassy and Destiny are not prepared for what's to come.
- They have no clue.
[Laughing]
Iain: Is that what I actually sound like?
I always thought my voice was much higher.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: The only way to ensure a steady flow
of unseen beach hut bits is with our unseen Beach Hut Blitz.
Islanders, you're the new host on the Money
Can't Buy Home Shopping Network.
And this week, we need you to sell this limited edition,
one of a kind unseen bits whoopee cushion.
- Good afternoon, everybody.
This is Marco on MCB, Money Can't Buy.
- Now, you know what this means.
It means we've got some hot shit
that you can't even spend your money
on because money can't buy it.
- This amazing whoopee cushion.
- This whoopee cushion has been under the ass
of all the islanders in this place.
- It's full of my farts, every other islanders’ farts
and, when you sit on it, you get gas of everybody.
- From our asses to yours.
- Not only is it elastic and can replace the condom.
- It's got it all. - But also...
keeps the man away.
- It says unseen bits. And you know why?
Because it's hidden away. - Put it under your chair.
- Put it just like this. - And you just sit.
[Fart]
- Oh, that's my crutch right there.
[Fart] Hi, baby. Oh, my God.
All the embarrassment in the world.
- [Fart] Oh, my gosh.
Did I just farted?
I farted.
I didn't know.
[explosion]
- I broke it.
- So I've got to sell the broken one.
- Slightly used, but one man's trash is another man's treasure.
- Even though it was a little wear and tear it out.
- It's touched Emily's bum.
- It's actually a lot more durable than this.
I just have a really fat ass.
- This device can out fart me, and if you can out fart me,
you're the number one farter in all of Love Island history.
- But wait, there's more.
- Let's say someone passed away
and you, guys, are all sitting in a funeral, sad,
and you put a whoopee cushion underneath somebody's seat.
I thought I tooted.
- Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity.
- It's all the rave. It's what everyone's doing nowadays.
It's what the kids do. - Penniless. Wait, no.
Penniless? It's worthless. No, not worthless.
It's... You know what I mean.
- It's priceless.
- Hard credit, food stamps.
- You still can't buy this unseen whoopee cushion
fart device.
- Put your money where your mouth is.
Even though you can't buy it.
- Whoopee cushion.
Would you put a price on it?
I wouldn't.
Iain: Departures, please call, uh...
What's the number? All right.
We don't have one because money can't buy it.
We'll be making the world a better place
same time next week on Beach Hut Blitz.
That's all, folks.
Have a great week y'all.
That's American for "you all".
See you next week.
[Uplifting music]