[Tense music]
Iain: This week there’s been a love triangle.
- You’re like the apple Adam and Eve
shouldn’t have eaten but they definitely knew
they shouldn’t be.
Iain: And two dumpings.
[People clapping]
But tonight, it’s time to party.
We are the secret beach club you didn’t know existed,
but once you come along...
You’ll have the best nights of your life.
Anna: Ok.
Iain: Get ready for shocks.
- When I get my orgasm, I like to sing...
Iain: Spells...
- And you fart.
[Farting]
[Laughs]
Iain: And plenty of surprises.
- Yeah!
Iain: Plus, a VIP appearance from celebrity royalty.
- Oh, my Gosh. Iain's going to say my name.
Iain: Ariana Madix.
- This is the most exciting that’s ever happened in my life.
Iain: Unseen Bits is taking you backstage to see
the most exclusive villa action that was too wild to be seen.
- One, two, three, four, I am the best whore!
Iain: Are you ready for the drop?
[Burping]
Okay, DJ. Unseen headsets.
[Uplifting music]
Bergie! Bergie! It’s Iain. I'm running late.
Can you enter the show for me?
Now, this is your chance to sell yourself to America.
You can say anything. Well, within reason.
Just stand tall and go for it.
- Hello, America.
Iain: Bergie, what can I say? You nailed it.
Don't worry me. I'll take it from here.
Hello, America!
[Uplifting music]
* Step up to your best life *
This week, reality TV mega star Ariana Madix
entered the villa to host a very special game
of Mr. and Mrs.
- Hey, Islanders!
Iain: The islanders were [Inaudible] to see her.
- Oh, my God. Everyone's gorgeous on and off camera.
- So, you said we all look beautiful in person.
So, no catfishing?
- No!
[Laughs]
- You are a Love Island fan.
[Laughs]
Iain: But here's an unseen bit of the girls.
- Cockroaches.
- Cockroaches?
- Cock.
- Cockroaches.
- What’s the difference between a cockroaches and a cock?
What is the difference between a cockroach and a regular role?
- She says cockroaches, too!
- I thought it was Cockroach.
- No, it’s cockroaches.
- They’re saying cockroach.
- It is cockroach! - Cockroach.
- Cockroach.
- Cockroach?
- Cockroach.
- There’s no A in there.
It’s not Cock-A-roach. It’s cockroach.
- Roach.
- No, I say Cock-A-roach.
- You’re wrong.
- Thank you. I thought I was going crazy.
- Or I am right, and you’re wrong.
- No.
- I know how to spell.
- Ok, but at least I know...
- Is it spell with an A?
- [Inaudible]
- There’s no A in there!
[Inaudible]
- So, what makes a cockroach cock?
- No! They’re both saying cockroach, dude!
- It is cockroach.
- No, it’s cockAroach.
- No, it isn’t.
- Where’s the A coming from?
Kay Kay: Here’s the real question.
Kassy: It’s always [Inaudible].
- What's the difference between a cockroach and a regular roach?
Iain: See the outtakes of celeb goddess Ariana Madix
hosting Mr. and Mrs. later in the show.
[Uplifting music]
Now, when I go to the beach, I take suntan lotion,
sunglasses, and a sandwich bag full of Tootsie Rolls.
Kassy, have you got everything you need?
[Gasps] - Oh, wait. I'll be right back.
I'm going to get my crystals so they can re-energize down here.
Carmen: Ok. - Give me one second.
- What kind?
- Huh? Carmen: What kind of...?
- My rose quartz. And also, my evil-eye bracelets.
I can re-energize those, too.
- Ok.
- I’ll be right back.
- I might buy, borrow an evil eye one.
Yeah.
- Uh, don't ever buy for yourself.
So, I will buy one for you.
It will be gifted to you. I got you.
- Yay!
- I’ll be right back.
These beauties will be my little Lucky Charms today.
And let's see if anything changes.
Let's see if there's a turn of events in my love life.
Iain: I wish I knew the type of crystals that could help me
manifest a toasted sandwich right now.
- Hello, Missy.
Kassy: Hi!
Carmen: I'm here about your crystals.
- Yeah. Did you get them?
- Yeah. Well, it was moved.
I went out there. Somebody moved it.
I got so mad because nobody is supposed to touch it,
But it's okay.
I'm re-energising them right now,
so it's like cleansing. Destiny: Ok.
Carmen: Ok. Good.
- Universe, re-energize me.
I am beautiful. Good things come my way.
Is it weird when I get my orgasm?
I like to say my affirmations.
I'm like...
[Screams]
[Laughs]
They said that’s [Inaudible].
- I want a promotion!
- They said that’s the strongest.
That’s the most powerful.
Like, yeah.
Because, like, your energy is so up there.
So, after you...
- Maybe when I masturbate I will yell my a-affirmations.
- Yeah. - Do it, guys!
- Especially if I'm by myself. Who fucking cares?
- Right!
Hey, that’s some goofy stuff, bro.
- Except when you’re, when you’re in bed with a man.
He wants you to say his name, and you're talking
about how I want to be my best self.
[Laughs]
- No, not you. I want to be a millionaire.
- No. I don’t chase. Are you drugged?
[Laughs]
Iain: I [Inaudible] back and I'm saying
affirmation orgasms at narration college
thinking it's knowledge I'll never use.
How wrong I was.
[Uplifting music]
Love Island is known for its sexy,
slow motion dance montages.
But what happens when one islander
can't quite boogie like the rest?
In this unseen bit, we see the lads teach Bergie to dance
while also showing how far they've progressed
with their counting.
- One, two, three...
One, two, three...
- Then you want to go...
- One, two, three...
- Dude, I’m so [Inaudible].
Victor: One, two, three...
- Feel it! Feel it!
- And now, and now no clapping. Move your hands like that.
- Exactly.
- We need the hips.
- Coming in to Love Island I never really danced before.
And now, I feel like... Wow.
Everybody else is a hell of a dancer.
Why am I just, like, sitting back
having no idea what to do?
It just feels super awkward. So, like, you know what?
It's going to be awkward,
but like, let's get the moves out.
- The beat that I know is one, two, three, stop.
- Yeah. Two, three, stop. Exactly.
And the stop is always together.
But you always leave with the left no matter what.
- Yeah. Always with the left.
- Yeah. - Right foot up, come back...
- One, two... One, two... One, two...
- All right. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
[Laughs]
- Cha, cha, cha. One, two, three, cha, cha, cha.
You know, just gotta go with it.
- No, hold on. Let’s get the hips moving.
Put it on a circle.
Put it in a circle. Show me they can move.
Show me they can move!
- I got you! I got you! I got you!
- They, they’re trying to get me to check my hips.
- We’re swinging the hips.
Yes!
- Yes.
- Ok.
We’re not fucking like this, though.
It’s not...
- It’s not like...
- It’s not [Inaudible].
- I am not doing so well.
- That is on paper. That is the movement.
- Ok.
- You gotta add some sauce.
You gotta add some sauce. Find your sauce.
- Also, I would take the hands out of it.
I feel like... I’m not fucking with this shit.
- Bergie.
- And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three... Go!
One, two, cha, cha, cha. One, two, cha, cha, cha.
- Ok, ok.
Uh, as of right now, Bergie still can't dance,
but I will work my ass off to get him, like,
to a much better level.
Dance night for this night has been closed,
and it's definitely a lot more lessons coming, and, like,
way more I can teach him.
Iain: As they say, dance like nobody's watching,
except a gazillion people with peacock subscriptions.
[Uplifting music]
From the [Inaudible] it was clear Jasmine and Anna shared
a unique bond that could only be understood by them.
- Should we make a handshake?
- Yeah.
Iain: And nine-year olds.
- I can feel the implant.
Iain: Oh, our Jasmine and Anna really cute.
If only they thought of coupling up with each other.
- The girl I would like to couple up with is destiny.
Iain: And with Jasmine getting dumped
from the Villa, time for hashtag Gianna's Greatest hits.
* Who's hanging in the backyard *
- I feel, like, we're, like, such besties girls.
- I know!
- And, like, you’re my sister in here.
You know?
- It's Jasmine and Anna causing all the trouble as usual.
[Laughs]
- You whore!
- You’re ugly as fuck!
[Laughs]
- I love you!
- Jasmine is our only source of happiness here.
[Uplifting music]
[Vocalise]
* You're my best friend *
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Anna wasn't sad for too long as she got a job
in the Villa as camera operator for roving reporter Hannah.
Welcome to...
[Uplifting music]
Love Island Live!
- Ok. Ready?
We're starting a new segment here called Love Island Live,
where we just keep it fresh, keep you up to date
on everything that is happening in the Villa.
Right here I'm with the boys. This is what they do.
The boys on the beanbags. This is their thing.
Victor, what is your biggest turnoff?
- I would say people that are rude.
When they are rude it’s like... Nope.
Hannah: Yeah.
- Not for me, you know?
- Love that. Thank you. Next, Keenan.
What is the worst date you've ever been on?
- The worst date I’ve ever been on...
Hannah: You don't have to go into detail, but like,
why was it the worst date?
- [Bleep]
Iain: What the bleep did he say?
Why are the girls so shocked?
I guess the only way to find out is to join me
on the other side of this bleeping break.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to Love Island, USA Unseen Bits!
- K9!
Iain: We are stomping our way into some
of the strongest and strangest...
[Screams]
Unseen moments from the week.
So, pull up a lotus pond...
- Let’s get our of the pool.
Iain: Or a [Inaudible] and jump into the bits
that have never been seen before.
[Laughs]
Before the break, Love Island Live's roving
reporter Hannah asked our very own Keenan a probing question.
Hannah: What is the worst date you've ever been on?
- The worst date I’ve ever been on...
Hannah: You don't have to go into detail, but, like,
why was it the worst date?
- [Bleep]
Iain: So, what the bleep did she say?
- Oh, because her breath was bad.
Hannah: Was it really bad?
- It was fucking kicking.
We were in the movies, so, you know,
when you got to lean over to whisper.
What's going on, bro?
Her breath was hot.
- It was hot.
- Burning this side of my face.
- What did it smell like? - Ears going beating.
It smelled like seaweed.
Hannah: Oh, not the seaweed! - Fish ass...
- Fish ass?
Keeenan: And, like, bubble guts.
- All in the mouth.
- All in the mouth and in my ear.
- Ladies... Here, put the camera on.
Ladies, if you're going on a date,
especially to the movies,
make sure you eat a mint or five.
Iain: Great advice, Hannah.
Check out the next installment of Love Island Live
later in the show.
[Uplifting music]
Victor is channeling his best impression
of a Spanish Ken, but I think Kay Kay has mistaken the brief.
- You don't put a bikini on.
Do you want to borrow my pink one?
- Yeah. Just give me the bottoms.
- Just the bottoms.
- I want you to put on whatever he got on.
[Destiny laughs]
- The blue shorts?
- No, the brown skin.
- Oh. Oh, I would love to put that stuff on.
Like, is it like [Inaudible]?
- Give him some short shorts.
- He cooking as we speak.
- Give me that. Which, which one is it? Show me.
- Yeah. We gotta give him right.
Destiny: Get him right!
We [Inaudible] our Bergie makeover pool.
Yes. This is what I’m talking about. Oh, love.
- All right, Kay Kay. All right, Kay Kay.
Kay Kay: Is it?
Bergie: Go for it, Kay Kay.
I, I definitely wanted to be tanner the other day,
but, like, my white skin just likes to burn.
- Is this going to make me brown?
- No, no, no, no.
- Is it making me brown?
Victor: Not really.
- I wanna see in the mirror.
- [Inaudible] is that you?
- This is fucked up.
We're putting bronze and oil on on Casper.
[Laughs]
- Wait. What, uh...? Is my...?
Is my body gonna match my face?
Kay Kay can come bronze me whenever she wants.
You won’t recognize me by the end of the show,
or whenever I leave.
- We're going to get it like that.
- Yeah, right!
[Laughs]
We can paint it, though!
[Laughs]
- We need more Crisco!
Destiny: We need a little bit more.
- Are we making you uncomfortable?
- No, we’re good. We’re all good.
- If it’s too much...
- No, no. I just think it's hilarious.
- I feel like somebody’s mamma.
- This is insane.
- Don't ever say I ain't did nothing for you.
- Thank you, guys. It’s all I’m gonna say.
- Ok. We coming through with the hair on the chest.
Yeah. Keep that. This. This. Pull, pull these up.
Bergie: Did I change color at all?
Marco: Yeah. Fuck yeah you did. Now you see right here.
Like, right here, and then that's kind of,
like, what, what the bronzer looks like.
Victor: It’s fucking hell, bro. Marco: Yeah.
- I’ll put that on every day.
I think I am a little darker,
even though I'm still a ghost, so...
- No. You go get in the sand you going to start cooking.
He cooking as we speak.
- It’s like medium rare.
[Kay Kay laughs]
- Medium rare!
Kay Kay: We better be when I’m done!
Iain: Old Bergie is gone for good.
[Uplifting music]
Now just a radiant, golden, brown,
glorious sun kissed monument of masculinity remains.
Let's move on from this tragedy.
Bits! Get your bits!
I've got seen bits! I've got Unseen Bits!
What's that, love? You want an Unseen Bit?
Coming right up.
- One, two, three, four, I am the best whore!
Five, six, seven, eight, how many [Inaudible] can I take?
Iain: They’re free for a pound.
[Uplifting music]
- Ok. In three. Are you recording?
Anna: Yeah. - Ok, good.
In three, two, one...
Iain: Tighten up for the next unmissable
and still unseen installment of Love Island Live
with host Hannah and her camera up Anna.
- It’s cooking with Carmen!
[Cheering]
All right. Let's head on over.
Let's head on over.
This is queen Carmen and she's known
for her superior avocado toast.
So, let's get an insight into the process.
Carmen, talk to the people... - [Inaudible] for all the girls.
- Ok. So, tell me about this avocado toast
and why is it so iconic?
- The key is lemons, not limes.
But here in Fiji we only have lime,
so we do have to settle for that a little bit.
But it's part about getting that consistency.
These boys are lazy.
They just cut up the avocado.
They don't mash it right for the girls
the way you're supposed to.
- Ok.
- So, we're going to get into that first.
- I’m one of those boys.
- Beautiful. So, you heard it here first.
Mash the avocado, people.
And lemons, not limes. Come on over, Anna.
We're also going to talk to the one and only Leonardo!
- Hey! Light skin menace in the building. What's up?
- [Inaudible] over here.
So, tell me, do you like avocado toast?
- I love avocado toast because, you know,
all the girls in the Villa have put me on to that as soon
as I walked in the building.
And, you know, all the beautiful ladies
just happened to love avocado toast.
- True. - And I was like “You know?
I'm gonna hop on the trend and go crazy.”
- So, you’re feeling it?
- I’m feeling it.
Iain: Hannah and Anna are doing
such important journalistic work.
Avocadon’t go anywhere.
They'll be bringing us more Villa updates,
and we'll be bringing you more Unseen Bits after this.
[Uplifting music]
Well, well, well.
Look who came crawling back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
You just can't resist all the never seen before
magic and mayhem from the Villa.
Me neither.
When the islanders aren't dancing
and having a good time, they like to ask all
the big questions.
The meaning of life.
Does time exist?
And...
- If you're a porn star, what would your name be?
- “The Loch Ness Monster.”
- You literally thought about this before, haven't you?
- No, I got that nickname in high school.
[Laughs]
Victor: I’ll go with...
- I’ll go with “Knee Knocker.”
Victor: “Knee Knocker?”
[Laughs]
The fucking Knee Knocker!
- I’ll go with “Aquapapi.”
- “Aquapapi!” - Aquapapi.
Keenan: Aquapapi, bro.
Bergie: How about you?
- Aquapapi. I’ll keep it wet.
- Aquapapi.
Keenan: What would you be?
- I don’t even know.
- “Dirty Dingo.”
[Laughs]
Wait. You said what?
Victor: “Whorson.”
- Whorson? Instead of Harrison.
- Whorson.
- Whoreson. Spelled W-H-O-R.
[Laughs]
- Or “Whoreson.” Whores. - Yeah, Whoreson.
Harrison: Whoreson.
Bergie: Yeah. I was thinking Whoreson.
- I don’t know what else I... I don’t know. Yeah. That was...
- “Dirty Dingo!”
“Kangaroo Ding.”
[Laughs]
Harrison: Ding Dong.
- Ding Dong.
- Coco, Cocodrilo Dundee was, uh, Australian?
- Crocodile Dundee, yeah.
Victor: ¿Crocodile Dundee?
- “Crocodile Ding Dong.”
Iain: “Crocodile Ding Dong?”
Come on, guys. It's sitting right there! Crocodile Dundee!
That's low hanging fruit.
The joke, not... Let's just move on.
[Uplifting music]
This week saw celebrity royalty Ariana Madix enter the Villa
to host a very special game of Mr. and Mrs.
It's the game where you have to guess
your partner's answers to a personal question.
- What is your girl's most prized possession?
- I put relationship with her mom.
- I put my bracelet.
- She did tell me, you know, her father had passed.
So, I said maybe something from her father.
- Oh, that would have been a good answer,
but I put my outfit slash my closet.
[Laughs]
Iain: Here are the exclusive bits that have never been
seen before, except by the editor
who cut this package.
- [Inaudible].
- I'm so excited to play a game with you guys tonight.
- Yeah! So we are! Yeah!
- I've been watching you all.
Literally, I know everything you guys do, and everything
you guys talk about in the bathroom
when you're getting ready.
This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened in my life.
I flew here from L.A
with my love island water bottle.
Like, I'm a fucking freak for it.
That's literally my dream come true.
- I fucking love her.
- Islanders, tonight we are going to play “Mr. and Mrs.”
I love this one.
What is your boys’ favorite sex position?
- I put missionary.
- Oh, let’s fucking go! Ariana: Yes!
It’s missionary!
Ok!
- Missionary. Ariana: Ok.
- Don’t know if that’s how you spell it.
Ariana: Is Hannah right?
[Laughs]
- And there’s an illustration.
Great. Very educational. Thank you.
- I went with doggy.
Ariana: Well, maybe you were right.
What did you...? Doggy! Ok! Correct!
And another illustration!
- But mine is PG!
- An artist. Victor: Mine is PG!
- I put missionary.
- Missionary. And an illustration! Wow.
You guys are very artistic.
Kassy: Thank you. But this is for you.
- Bergie? Is she right?
- She’s right!
- Yes! Points for Kassy and Bergie!
Kay Kay?
- Keenan likes to hit it from the side.
[Laughs]
- Is she right, Keenan?
- Come on. She know she’s right.
Ariana: Yes!
- She knows she knows.
- Destiny?
- Missionary. You see this face?
- Harrison, is she correct?
- Face to face is the way to go.
- Missionary! Oh, my God! Just look at this!
Points, points, points, points, points.
Ok, ladies.
I know we all have great taste,
but what is your boy's least favorite food?
- I put raw seafood/sushi.
- Leo, what did you put as your least favorite food?
- I say cereal with milk.
- Cereal with milk.
Hannah?
What did you put as Marco’s least favorite food?
- Ok. So, I know Marco is eating everything,
so I said doesn't have one.
- Doesn’t have one?
Marco, do you have a least favorite...? Fish.
- I put olives just because I feel like some people
are picky about those.
- Olives?
Ok.
- I actually...
I don’t like olives.
But I put fish.
- See?
- Kassy, what is Bergie’s least favorite food?
- Well, I know his favorite is Italian,
but I don't know his least, so I just guessed Mexican.
- I have a peanut allergy, so I put peanut.
- Peanuts. [Laughing]
Woman: Are you serious?
- What is Keenan's least favorite food?
- Honestly, I don't know. But...
Man: What? - ...anything he didn't see
get cooked he won't eat. So that's what I put.
- Anything he didn't see get cooked.
- Everyone knows I hate cheese.
I talk about I can't eat pizza. - Oh, he does hate cheese.
- I talk about that so much. - Wow.
- So much. - Destiny.
- Harrison does not like potatoes.
- Harrison?
Potatoes! - She knows me.
- You guys are the only ones
with a correct answer this round.
Iain: And with that, Ariana jetted off
into the horizon to go and be fabulous
while the islanders jetted off into the next unseen bit.
[Uplifting music]
As the girls prepared for a recoupling,
they speculated on what the boys might say in their speeches.
- So how are you guys feeling tonight about the recoupling?
- [Bleep] better have a good speech plan.
- He's not. I love him but he's not.
- What if he surprises us and he just gives the most,
like, we're all, like, dabbing at our eyes after the end of it?
- He's gonna be like,
"No, I want to couple up with this girl
because she'd be wearing those leather bikinis.
I can't keep my eyes off her."
Iain: The big question is, who is Anna impersonating?
Find out what the bleep Carmen said when we return.
[Uplifting music]
Welcome back to Love Island USA unseen bits.
Before the break, we heard Anna's impression
of one of the boys.
- She's got nice teeth just like me.
- It's the little rock guy?
- You know, that's my baby girl.
That's like, who was it?
Iain: I seem to find out what the bleep they said.
- No, Marco better have a good speech plan.
- He's not. I love him but he's not.
Iain: It was Marco.
Anna's impression was absolutely spot on.
Right down to the mascara and blond hair extensions.
[Uplifting music]
One of the things Destiny loves about living in the villa
is that the boys and girls have separate bathrooms.
I mean, they don't actually have separate bathrooms,
but it's Destiny's world and Leo's just living in it.
- What are you doing in the girls' bathroom?
- This isn't the girls' bathroom.
- What is it? - The bathroom.
What the hell? - What the hell?
What are you doing?
- Me? - Yeah.
- Taking a shower.
- How are you taking a shower in the girls' bathroom?
- This is not the girls' bathroom.
- What the hell is it? - The bathroom.
- Why do you keep saying that?
- Because it is just a bathroom.
- Okay. [Inaudible].
- Well, you can't see my dick right now, right?
I'm covered.
- I can't see you, boy.
What the hell? I can't believe you didn't even turn around
when you see all my hair.
You ain't go away. You just gonna go in.
- What happened? - [Laughing] You...
You ain't even go away.
You just gonna go in there.
- I wasn't going to go away for shit, you know?
[Inaudible]
- You just... - It's on you.
- You just walked in like a wedding.
Now it's on you. I was here first.
- I'm gonna bend down and grab my crotch, so don't look here.
- Oh, boy. - Oh, fuck.
- No, I'm not doing this with you.
I'm not. I'm going, I'm going.
I'm always putting some f situations
and I'm not doing this.
I declare this done today.
You should have turned your ass around.
I'm out of here because I'm not going to play with you.
Do whatever you need to do.
Bye. - Bye.
Iain: I've got to be honest, I still don't entirely
understand how Destiny managed to miss that six of the biggest,
loudest and smelliest boys on the planet
have been sharing her bathroom for two weeks.
[Uplifting music]
Forget MMA, toss out power slap league.
There's a new tournament in town.
It's beach hut battle.
- And today we're playing... - ...all glown up.
Iain: A new game of Wii pit, the girls against the boys
and have them duke it out for bragging rights.
- Let's go, baby.
Iain: The teams must try to guess who each Baby Islander is.
The team with the most correct guesses wins... nothing.
- Oh, my God. We totally got this.
- Because, boys, they just suck.
Iain: In the girls corner it's the girls,
led by Anna and Kay Kay.
In the boys Corner it's, you guessed it,
the boys with Bergie and Leonardo.
- There's no doubt in my mind that we're going three for three
and we're going to run this shit up.
Iain: Okay. I want a nice, clean fight.
Actually, scratch, that fight is dirty as you want.
- I'm going to start in this left corner for all grown up.
- All right. I'm thinking Carmen right now.
- I'm thinking Anna's has the cheeky little smiles.
- Okay, let's. let's. let's think about the boys we have.
- Okay. So we have Victor, Leo, Keenan.
- It's not Keenan. It's not Keenan.
- We got the blond hair.
Like it's either Carmen, Carmen or Anna right now.
- Yeah. - It's Harrison.
- It's Victor.
- You think it's Victor?
- The eyes are too dark to be Harrison.
The only thing she's missing is the gold little chains
and the gold rings. - Yeah.
- But other than that, I feel like it's screaming Anna.
- Yeah. - I don't know.
I think it's Harrison. - Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.
- It's Harrison.
- Yeah. Let's go.
- Victor!
- Are you serious? - Oh, my God.
- I'm pissed.
Never play rock, paper, scissors, never again.
- Let's find out number two.
We're going to go over here to the top, right?
I would... I'd be rocking that outfit for sure.
So based on this baby,
the little cute eye wink,
I'm gonna have to go with Kassy.
- Yeah, I thought for a second maybe Hannah,
but I think Kassy is a better guess.
- Look at the curls, the curly hair.
It's like light brown hair.
- And he looks really happy to be with balls.
- It's definitely Marco.
- Marco loves balls. Look how happy this kid is.
It's definitely Marco. - It's Marco.
- Marco never stops cheesing like that.
- Yeah.
- So all grown up number two is...
- Kassy. Let's go.
- Marco. - Let's go.
- I knew that vibe as soon as we walked in here.
- It's probably she's still the same height.
- Wow. - Just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
- The smile, but she looks like
she's going to give you some damn sass off the bat.
- I always compliment his nose, so I know that's my boy.
- Do you give him, like, nose kisses? Like butterfly kisses?
- No, momma, I have to go after this shit.
- I know this is Kay Kay.
- Somebody is giving Leo a little bath time.
- And the third and last Islander of all glown up is...
- Leonardo!
- Kay Kay. - Let's go.
- Give me that three for three repeat dub.
Iain: Going three for three, it's a knockout.
- We lost. - Yeah.
Iain: The boys have won this Beach Hut battle.
- Winner, winner, chicken fucking dinner in this hole.
Let's go. - Let's go.
Iain: Well done, boys.
And for your prize, you win a sandwich bag full
of Tootsie Rolls, which I already ate on my beach day.
So sorry about that.
- This has been all glown up. I'm Anna.
- And I'm Kay Kay, so meet us back next time
for the Beach Hut Battle.
Iain: After that epic Beach Hut battle,
I'm totally unseen batted out.
I'll tell you what, let's kick back
and watch some commercials for a moment.
And when we return, we'll pop the top
on a fresh can of unseen bits.
[Uplifting music]
Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits,
the show where we give you pure raw video stream action
from the world's most outrageous villa.
- Oh my God!
Iain: They're making a splash.
Dancing for joy.
Being hard. [Burp]
- Are you fart? [Fart]
[Laughing]
Iain: And behaving like little kids.
- I'm gonna cry!
Iain: And you could only see their secret side
right here on Unseen Bits.
- Okay.
Iain: One innocent bug versus five strapping blokes.
It seems massively unfair on the guys.
They're outmatched by a far superior being.
- Oh shit.
- We saw that thing in the morning.
It was huge. We tried to peacefully escort it out.
- Oh, you got to throw it. Do something.
Get him so it's not going in the crack.
- Move so we can blow him out. All right.
- We'll throw it a bit harder and see if it just knocks him.
- There it is. - It's on the tarp.
- It didn't work, so we just have to take different measures.
- Leo, watch out. - Oh.
- Yeah, Yeah. Here we go. Here we go.
- Oh. Oh. - Whoa. No.
I think it's like the superhero blood that I have,
you know, like. - Oh, my God.
- We weren't trying to kill him.
- Oh, it's dead. Oh, it's done.
- Oh, look, look. There's the other half of him.
- Oh, they split him. Oh, that's...
- Hey, hey. Nicely done.
- They were weird and scared. I was, like, I'll take the lead,
I'll protect you guys.
I kill it through the holes.
- Are you serious? - I heard it down there.
I heard the connection down there.
I heard, I was like, damn.
- I'm Victor, I'm the hunter,
and I'm here to protect all the Islanders in this villa.
Iain: Karmic retribution was swift.
Much like the bug’s, Victor’s time in the villa was cut short.
- I'm so sorry.
Iain: Adios,Victor.
[Uplifting music]
- What is this? Magic Mike?
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Love Island, the most sizzling
and steamy island based show on air.
But what really happens in the bedroom
when the lights go out?
Time to find out with another installment
of Unseen Bits,
super sexy sealed section.
It's Islanders after Dark.
I'm about to show you a super seductive scene
where the rogue Leonardo pulls Anna for a late,
late night talk.
- You know I date into the, on the corner, right?
How do you scratch the corner, bro?
Iain: Pillow talk. That is.
- It's like a bodybuilder.
You put a sticker dead center on the back.
Yeah, I'm trying to see whose it is.
- Someone’s sleep talking.
Iain: Oh, it feels like Anna has a burning desire.
- Where's my girl? Anna? - Yeah?
- Oh my, go to sleep.
Iain: Desire for a quiet night sleep.
- Go get them. - Mhm.
- Get through here. - Mhm.
Iain: This pillow talk is just too hot.
I think we all need to cool off.
This was more of Islanders After Dark.
Spicy.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Time now for the final installment
of Love Island Live with host Hannah
and our camera guy, person operator,
camera operator, Anna.
- Okay, keep recording.
Now we're going to head to the beach,
go chill with the ladies and get the scoop.
Kassy is our Texas girl.
What's the biggest, like, Texas, I don't know, thing?
- Everything's bigger in Texas.
The barbecue is really good. And Tex-Mex is a thing.
Miss you, Texas. - Oh, we love Texas.
Shout out to Texas. - Adios.
- All right, now we're moving on to Carmelita, aka Carmen.
So, Carmen, what is your drink of choice?
- A tequila shot. - Just shot.
Boom. Lemon and salt? - I’m a tequila girl.
- Lemon and salt or no?
- I mean, a pineapple chaser is my favorite,
but, like, if we don't have time,
you got to be able to do it without the salt.
- Right. Okay. And another question.
What is the most irritating thing that customers do?
- I like when I'm so clearly in the middle
of doing something, like, making a drink in front of me.
And people, like, put their hand on the counter and,
like, put their hand in front of what I'm doing.
And I'm like. - Oh, like [Inaudible].
- Does it look like I'm not, like, doing something?
- Look out of here. Thank you! Okay, next!
We're going to move on. Kay Kay, Kay Kay, Kay Kay.
- Hi. - What the Kay? What the Kay?
What the Kay? Kay Kay, Kay Kay, Kay Kay.
Okay, so what's your favorite dance move?
- In the club I'm gonna bust out a twerk.
I ain't gonna lie. - Right. Right.
- Like I'm gonna bend it over, bust it down. You know.
- Bend it over, bust it down.
- I’m a bend it over, bust it down.
- So if you ever see Kay Kay in the club,
just know she’s gonna bend it over and bust it down.
Let's see it. Hey, hey, hey!
[Laughing]
- I love it! Thank you, Kay Kay.
Okay, move on to Destiny.
Look at this gorgeous girl over here.
- What's up? What’s up? - Microbiologist.
What do you love about your job?
Let's say that.
- Honey, my job should love me. Okay?
- Okay. I love that.
And what a great way to end our interview.
This is Love Island Live with the best camera woman
behind the camera. Hold on.
let's show her for a second.
Our Queen, Anna Banana.
Thank you so much. Okay.
And that's where we are today.
Chilling in Fiji, baby.
We're here, you know, living our best lives.
Oh, yes. Let me show you guys a little bit. All right.
So we'll be back with more very soon.
Iain: Thanks, Hanna and Ana.
What a cracking series that was.
However, we've had reports that humping
was seen in the background.
But just who was humping?
You won't want to miss this.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
Earlier, news broke that the background
of a Love Island Live interview shockingly
contained rogue humping. - Okay, ready?
We're starting a new segment here called Love Island Live.
Iain: Unlike the Mile High Club humping made it to air.
Keenan was the culprit.
He was humping a beanbag live on Love Island Live.
Executive producers Hannah and Anna
have been summoned to the Beach hut
to address the matter of the humping.
- Are we in trouble? Shit. - This is reality TV.
- This is, we are unfiltered, unedited, uncut.
- And if they don't like it, they could turn the channel.
- Yes. Turn the channel off, babe.
Iain: You can't say that, girls.
You'll end up canceled.
- Are we fired? - Yeah.
Iain: Humping is no laughing matter,
issue a formal apology now.
- We are so sorry. - I guess.
- And hashtag, home for Keenan.
- If you ain't humping, you ain't winning.
- If you're not humping, you're not pumping.
Shit. - Okay.
Iain: The girls have spoken.
It's hard to know if Love Island Live will ever recover
from hump gate, but hopefully they'll find out
a way to get over this hump.
- We're so controversial.
[Uplifting music]
Iain: Cue the cheesy game show music.
It's time for Beach Hut Blitz.
Islanders for today's Blitz.
Let's see you, bust your best moves.
- I think I'm the best dancer here.
Not to toot my own horn.
- I can't move my body.
- I was born with it.
I guess you can say.
- You look, hair, point.
- I just get my, my rhythm and, all of a sudden,
I see a guy, like, coming up to me. I'm like, okay.
- You just have to slow up the tempo.
- Bring it up, bring it up, bring it up.
- You’re like, hey, hey.
- Or you can just speed it up and go out like
the real pace of it.
- I'm like, down. I'm just like, like that.
And like, oh, oh.
- The smile, the smile.
- I use the fishing pole when I want a man in the club.
- A lot, a lot of with the feet.
[Uplifting music]
- I call it the Bergie. It's just like, yeah, yeah.
- You gotta show the body. Show the hips.
[Uplifting music]
- There's a little drive back up until it,
like, show me what you got.
[Laughing]
- Puts hands on the knees.
Hands on the knees.
Twerk something. Twerk something.
- One, two, three, tap.
And you come back.
- This, land the plane. Land the plane.
- Oh, you don’t know me?
Now you do.
[Uplifting music]
- And if you drop the mic, you just say fuck it, like.
- Oh.
- Put your bony ass if you ain't got a man.
- Coming to you.
- Oh, we got some good content.
Iain: That's all, folks.
Tune in next week for another gripping installment
of Beach Hut Blitz.
Before I go, here are some of my memes
from our bust your best moves Beach Hup Blitz.
There's this one.
And this this one.
Meme your favorite moment of the show
and post it on social media.
Hashtag Love Island USA.
Hashtag Unseen Bits.
See you next week.
[Uplifting music]