Cha-chung!
Hola, chicos.
Oh, buenos días, Gran Bruja!
-Did you find him?
Ay, where is he?
Papi, you're late.
Never. I just like making humble little entrances.
-Welcome, parents,
-to our magic talent show! -Ooh!
-I am the Gran Brujo.
And this is my staff, Estefan.
And this amazing witch is my assistant and my daughter, the Gran Bruja.
Your young wizards have been working diligently to perfect their spells.
So, without further delay, vamos!
-Extendenae!
-Super mango!
-Cacao beans, transformatio!
-Ad Vitam y dale!
-Ah yeah!
And our last young wizard is Rico!
You can do this.
-You can do this. You can do this.
Oh my. That's the child that used Peasant Magic to get in.
Easy, easy. Look at him.
He's just a poor orphan.
This is a school, not a charity.
-I don't belong here.
Rico! Stop!
Hey! Let me go.
Mijo, what's wrong?
I don't want-- I don't want to be-- be here.
-You don't… …belong here.
-Silencio, Tabitha.
Sorry, Gran Brujo.
Anyone have anything else to add?
Rico, look at me. You belong here.
But-- But-- But… I'm different.
And that's what makes you special.
I see you, mijo. And one day, mark my words,
you will be the greatest wizard who ever lived.
-Greater than you?
This power in you can be great or it can be dangerous.
You just need to believe in yourself as much as I believe in you.
-Ready, gallito? -Sí, Gran Brujo.
Please, get his wand, old friend.
Gracias, Estefan.
Today, I will be demon-- demonstrate a disappearing spell.
You can do this.
Dissipati peribunt!
-Dissipati peribunt!
-I did it, Gran Brujo!
Huh?
"The greatest wizard who ever lived."
More like the greatest payaso that ever lived!
You don't belong here!
Street hechizo spells your doom.
Swirl around, entonces boom!
Oh my gods! He's unleashing Peasant Magic!
Everyone, get out!
Street hechizo spells your doom.
-Swirl around, entonces boom!
-Street hechizo spells your doom…
Gallito, please, do not lose control!
-Oh no! -Out of here, everyone!
Help me! Help me, Gran Brujo!
-Mija, get everyone out! -Papi, be careful!
-Hang on, Rico!
Street hechizo spells your doom. Swirl around…
-Now, please.
-Let's get out of here!
Everyone out!
Papi, get out of there!
-I-- I'm sorry.
G-- Gran Brujo…
-It's okay, gallito.
What have you done, boy?
I'll get the healers.
What's done is done, mija.
Rico, your journey has just begun.
What are you doing, Papi?
No.
No, don't go.
Estefan will help you to your destiny.
-But you must find the way yourself.
I-- I-- I don't understand.
I love you, petite femme.
-We shall meet again. -No, Papa.
-Please…
…for me, protect each other.
-Get away from him.
Now!
The Teca prophecy was wrong.
We are the prophecy.
And you, Gran Bruja, are the Great Rooster Wizard I seek.
-No, wait! I am!
I am! I'm the Great Eagle Warrior.
What is so funny?
-I don't have time for this!
Now, come with me to destroy the Divine Gate
and save the world,
or stay here like a coward!
-You Tecas, you thought you knew
-the meaning of the prophecy.
-You were wrong!
-So now,
you come to my kingdom, disrespect me,
and demand that I join your ridiculous quest to save the world.
Yes, but--
A world made unsafe by your father's indiscretion
and your family's declaration of war on the god of war.
-Well, guess what?
Lord Mictlan is guaranteed to be better at war than you
-because he is the god of war.
Child, this may come as a shock to you,
but Luna Island does not exist solely to clean up Teca's messes.
So will I, the Gran Bruja, join your misguided quest?
-No!
-For me, protect each other. -I can't believe I'm doing this.
-Princess Maya,
there is a young wizard my father once called the greatest wizard who ever lived.
Oh, where can I find her?
I haven't spoken to him in some time,
but… I hear he lives near the Luna Island Academy.
-Gracias, Gran Bruja.
-Ah!
I-- I wasn't listening!
Oh, hey, girl.
Ugh, you again. What?
-Wanna hustle me out of more gold coins? -Wait. Where you goin'?
None of your business.
You're in luck. I've been to Nanoyobusness many times.
-I will take you there-- -No. Now go away.
-Uh, you're gonna need a guide. -What?
You sure you don't need my help, Princesa?
-What did you just call me? -Snooty. Know-it-all.
No. I meant just now.
Princesa.
Never call me that again.
Hey, if the crown fits.
Never! Now, I'm busy. Leave me alone.
Dang! You are cold!
I'm missing a leg, but you're missing a heart.
-And you still need a guide!
-Wait.
-Whoomp, there it is.
Please take me to the Luna Island Academy.
-Sorry, I can't help you.
Oh, come on.
-I'll give you two coins. -No.
-Tres? -Look, I don't want to go there.
-I really need your help.
-Please?
Fine.
-Follow me.
-And this is the Luna Island Academy.
What happened?
Uh… Gran Brujo died here.
-He tried--
A fake missing leg?
My leg! Oh, my leg, it-- it grew back!
It's-- It's a miracle! Oh my-- Praise the leg gods!
The left and the right. Oh my gods. Look at this. They're even and everything.
Ugh! You and the Gran Bruja set me up.
Unbelievable!
Say what? Her?
For reals?
Ha ha ha!
Very funny, Gran Bruja. You sent me on a wild-goose chase.
Gran Bruja?
Where did everybody go?
I will show you. Let me make it up to you.
-Oh my gods. You again.
-Look, I'm not giving you any more gold.
-Hey! What was that? -You'll see.
Huh?
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
Mwah!
-Invisibility spell. -Seriously, guys? I can see you.
Can you see this?
-Eugh. I wish I can unsee that.
Congratulations, Maya.
You found the vagabond my father once called
"the greatest wizard who ever lived."
Wait. This guy?
He's like a scarecrow, but without dignity.
Sorry, can't go.
I promised your father
-I would protect you, Gran Bruja. -Ha!
-You, protect me? Please.
My father protected me until you came along.
-Oh no.
Go on this so-called quest, Rico. Prove my father was not wrong about you.
-Oh, but--
So, since you're my only choice left, ahem,
Rooster Wizard, will you join my quest to destroy the Divine Gate?
I…
I see you, mijo.
And one day, mark my words,
you will be the greatest wizard who ever lived.
Ready, gallito?
I will join your quest, Eagle Warrior.
Oh. You can call me Maya.
-My name is Rico,
and this is my staff, Estefan.
Nice to meet you both. Huh.
Well, we're sure gonna need more help, and I know just who can help us.
-Ah Puch… Ah Puch!
Um, you sure you know where you're taking us on this quest?
I always know where I'm going.
But sometimes when I get there, it's somewhere else.
Besides, Ah Puch helped me the last time I was lost.
Ah Puch!
Yeah, I'm startin' to think this Ah Puch character… …doesn't exist.
Aw!
How am I supposed to find the Jungle Kingdom like this?
-Ha! -What are you doing?
-You're making fun of me? -Maya! Maya! Put Estefan down.
Shh!
Huh?
-We're coming, Maya!
-Please don't hurt her! -Chiapa!
Ya know this beast?
-Oh, oh, we're pals.
Or at least we were
until he left me to fight a crazy tattoo goddess all by myself.
You should be sorry.
-I forgive you.
Your giant cat looks delicious.
Aw!
Can we pet him?
-Of course you can pet him.
If you can tell us how to get to the Jungle Kingdom.
Deal.
Oh my gods. You're so cute. Yes, you are.
I bet he tastes like kittens.
-Huh?
Uh… The Jungle Kingdom?
It's not far.
Hey, follow us, amigos.
Now we're even for leaving me stranded.
Yep. Exactly where I was going.
They're so fast. What are these kids eating?
-Probably jaguars!
-That's better.
Catch us if you can!
-Hold on! Wait for us!
Whoa!
Looks like a graveyard of forgotten gods.
Uh, hello? Where are you?
-Ooh. -Something is not right.
Hoo!
If it is to be, it is up to me.
-Come again? -It's some--
-Boo!
-We scared you, scaredy-cat!
That is someone else's pee.
You didn't scare me.
Really? Well, how about this?
-Oh my gods. Here we go again.
Ooh! What are you?
-I am Cabrakan,
the god of earthquakes!
And I am Cipactli,
-the goddess…
…of alligators!
Oh, you're so pretty!
-Okay, now that's definitely my pee. -Get it together, you two.
The odds are in our favor.
Then again, I've always preferred a fair fight.
Don't just stand there. Do magic.
Terebro!
-You can do this, Rooster Wizard.
-Focus. Terebro!
-I hate
-wizards!
Whoa!
That was amazing!
-Rico?
I think I broke my everything.
Wait. You stay right there. I can handle the other one.
Yeah, right!
-Whoo!
-Not bad, girl. -What?
Niña, there's no need to fight. Just come with us.
Never!
Finish her.
-Had enough? -That's it?
I tried to be nice,
-but now things are about to get ugly.
-Ha ha!
-Ah!
-How about you taste my claw?
Whoo!
-Open the hole, querida!
This is so not good.
Holy cacao! Run!
Heads up, muchachos!
Rico? You alive?
-Estefan! Come to me!
-Come on. Use your magic to get us out.
I can't. I am nothing without Estefan.
What? You're supposed to be the greatest wizard who ever lived.
Don't you know any other kind of magic?
Yeah.
Peasant Magic. It's very dangerous.
Who cares?
I do. I could hurt you.
-Those gods can kill us. -And-- And so can I.
-Ugh.
Then this is it.
This is as far as we're gonna get.
-We lost.
I know how that feels.
Come on. We'll figure something out, Eagle Warrior.
-Gracias, Rooster Wizard.
This is not the plan, Cabrakan!
-Lord Mictlan commanded us to bring-- -Commanded? We are gods.
Aren't you tired of being treated like a servant?
Look, maybe the girl can hurt him, and that's why he fears her.
Don't be a fool.
Fool?
Oh. Oh, ay, ay.
The gods who sacrifice the half-breed
will become the most powerful in both realms.
And I want that to be us.
But what if it doesn't work?
Lord Mictlan will end us.
That's a risk I'm willing to take.
-Ay, mi amor, Lord Mictlan is too strong.
-And you think I'm weak?
I didn't say you were weak. Did I say you were weak?
-That didn't come out of my mouth. -Does this look weak?
This is not weak.
Gracias, Rico.
-Hm. Don't mention it. -Look.
That's our way out! Come on!
Once I get… …Estefan back, he'll get us out of here in one piece.
-Oh, they're coming!
-Huh? -Ah!
-Hey! And where do you think you're going? -Let me go!
-Maya!
What? Get back down there.
Ese wizard.
I'll be a kinder god than Lord Mictlan.
-This is for your own good.
For my own good? I'll be dead!
I'll be sure it's quick and painless, little one.
Do not sacrifice this child.
Li-- Listen to her. She's making a solid argument.
Lord Mictlan is too powerful. We cannot hope to defeat him.
Let's bring her to him like we planned!
Wait, what? No! No. Bad argument. Bad!
-Not another word!
I swear, if you do not control your… …temper…
I will leave you.
Help!
You-- You can do this.
-Mm-hmm. You-- You can do this!
Rise me up, ahora mismo. No more fear, ya estoy listo!
-Ah! Why is this not working?
Hold on, Maya!
Rico!
-Enough! -Hey, what was your name again?
ChupacaBrian?
It's Cabrakan!
Oh, and you're the god of tantrums.
Or the god of terrible husbands?
-I'm the god of earthquakes!
God of earthquakes? Really?
That's kind of… weak.
Weak?!
Ay, not again.
Nobody calls me weak!
Does this look weak to you?
Cabrakan has the power!
-I am hardcore! How do you like me now?
I pity the fool!
See?
Cabrakan is not weak!
-Enough. She is taunting you on purpose!
-She is? -Come on, Estefan!
-We have to save Maya. -What?
-You are nothing
without your staff, wizard.
-Please don't hurt him. -Hurt him like this?
I am the most powerful wizard in the world.
You can do this, Rico!
-Destrúyelo, just leave dust! -Huh?
Peasant Magic!
-Aplastalo, and self-combust!
-Huh?
-What have I done? -You are the worst wizard that ever lived!
-Coming, Rico! -Huh?
This has gone far enough.
-Rico!
-Maya!
We're gonna come back for you! Don't die!
-No! No, Rico, wait! Ah!
I will never give up.
Come and get some.
I was not expecting that.
Save yourself. Go.
Huh?
-You're really letting me go?
-What? No!
I'm not going to let you sacrifice her.
Lord Mictlan will kill us both.
Go, go!
Here comes Cabrakan!
-Wow!
Jump on!
Thank you.
Whoa, do not thank us yet.
-We're not done here.
Behold the might of Cabrakan!
-Huh?
She is getting away!
Calm down!
Cabrakan, please!
Cabrakan, stop this.
We can't just leave her.
-Can't we? -If it is to be…
It is up to me.
Rico! Use your magic.
-Dale duro and to the source!
-P'alante, we're the force!
You're doing it, Rico!
What? You think you're big time?
You're gonna die big time!
-You can do this, gallito.
-Street hechizo spells your doom!
-Entonces boom!
What the…
Now, Rico!
-Tadow! How you like me now?
What?
-No!
Cabrakan…
…demands…
-…a rematch!
Over here, headless body.
Wow! Being heroic actually felt good.
She found the Rooster Wizard.
Praise the celestials.
-Almost there.
Are you all right, goddess?
I am now, niños. Why didn't you go when you had the chance?
You let me go. We couldn't just leave you.
Yeah, there's a word for people who always do heroic things.
Heroes.
-No. Dead.
Yeah, the word is dead.
If you ever need me, Maya, I will be there.
Farewell, Princess Teca.
Adios, Cipactli.
Fine. Be that way. But you're missing out.
We should go now.
Um…
Which way to the Jungle Kingdom?
Follow the bees and the sweet scent of jasmine toward the purple mist.
Head northeast.
-That way. -Got it.
Gracias, Cipactli!
So, how did you convince Chiapa to come back?
I-- I cast a courageous battle cat spell on him.
You did?
Um, there is no such thing.
But he didn't know that. See? You did it all on your own.
-You a bad gato.
So did you. You fought by my side even without Estefan.
That was-- That was really brave.
-Gracias.
The Gran Brujo would have been really proud of me.
-Whoa!
We made it.
Whoa!
Wait. I don't see any guards.
And there they are.
Okay. Why don't you let Ri--
-me handle this.
-Huh? -Rico?
Rico!
We mean you no harm.
-This is gonna hurt.
You have cursed us all, Monstruo Blanco!
To my brave son, Picchu,
-mightiest of all barbarians!
For Maya!