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["Mr. Big Stuff" by Lyn Collins playing]
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♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
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♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
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♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
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♪ You're never gonna get my love ♪
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♪ Now because you wear
All those fancy clothes ♪
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♪ And drive a big fine car ♪
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♪ Oh yes, you do now ♪
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♪ Do you think I can afford
To give you my love ♪
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[song ends]
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[man] Aw, what a cute little mutt.
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Hey there, little guy.
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[barking, panting]
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[loud bang]
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Aw.
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[soft music playing]
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-[rustling]
-[soft whining]
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[girl] Dad, what's in the box?
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[dad] Family,
I'd like to introduce you to…
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[groaning, whimpering]
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…Bull.
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-[all] Aw!
-[woman] What a sweet boy!
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-[girl] He's so cute.
-[dad] Such a sweet little guy.
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[girl] This is your home now.
Look, Nana. My new little brother.
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[Nana] Oh my goodness,
what a little pudge cake.
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[dad] I think he likes you, Nana.
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[moaning happily, panting]
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[music fades]
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[birds singing]
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[dog panting and growling softly]
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[dog] Oh yeah.
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[sighing] Oh yeah. So good.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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{\an8}You've always been amazing.
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{\an8}Oh, you are my one and only.
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Well, there's lots of others,
but you are my favorite.
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Really.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, Nana!
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Oh, you feel so good.
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[laughs] Right?
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Who doesn't love their nana?
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Are you into it?
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Both of us gotta be into it.
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Two-way enjoying.
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[panting]
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Gotta be feeling that, right?
[panting rapidly]
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[moaning lustfully]
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[moans loudly]
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[continues moaning, panting]
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Who's your good boy? Who's your good boy?
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-[glass tinkling]
-Here we go!
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-[pants] Buckle up!
-[Nana groans]
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[dramatic sting]
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[Nana] What's happened?
Where… where are my glasses?
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-My lipstick? What's that doing there?
-[suspenseful music playing]
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-[squeaking]
-Yeah, that's my dick.
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-[Nana screams]
-[dad] Mom? Are you okay?
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What the fuck?
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How many times have I told you
to stop humping Nana?
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Having trouble running.
Still gotta finish here.
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[dramatic music playing]
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-[electricity crackling]
-[Bull screams]
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My dick is on fire!
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[music slowing down]
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-[Bull grunts]
-[girl screams]
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-Oh yeah. Sweet, minty relief.
-[dramatic music continues]
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[dad] Leave it. Goddamn it, Bull.
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[grunting]
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[exclaims]
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[panting rapidly]
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-Oh, Bull!
-[shoes squeaking]
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[glass squeaking]
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[woman gasps]
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Bull, you little shit!
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-[panting]
-[dad] Hey, hey, hey, hey! Bull!
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[dramatic music continues]
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-[dad screams]
-[glass shattering]
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[female dog] Hey, Bull.
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[feet squealing]
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[music stops]
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Oh, hey, Honey.
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-What's up, girl? How's it going?
-[quirky sting]
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Oh, you know, everything's good.
How's Nana?
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Nana? Why-- What-- Why-- Why would you ask
about Nana all of a sudden?
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It's weird. It's like,
who cares about Nana?
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[laughs] You know what I mean?
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I don't know. I'm smelling a musty odor
and a certain potpourri and menthol scent,
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and, um, I'm not gonna lie to you,
your pinky dinky is out.
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Oh, that? No, that's just morning wood.
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Not a big deal.
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-At 2:30?
-Well, after-lunch wood?
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What? Do you girls not get that?
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[sighs] Let me just take care of it.
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[pop]
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[awkward music playing]
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[dad] Enough is enough. This has to stop!
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So, yeah, you were saying--
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-[Bull screams]
-[music stops]
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[Bull chuckles]
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Oh, Bull, Bull, Bull.
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You've been tapping Nana
since we were pups.
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She's nothing but trouble.
When are you gonna learn?
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I know. I'm sick.
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But she just smells so old.
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It's enchanting.
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You need to stop. Just cut it off.
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Go cold turkey.
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Trust me, I've tried.
Thanksgiving dinner was never the same.
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What, they didn't like their turkey
tenderized and creamy?
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[laughs] Girl, you are disgusting.
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I'm not the one fucking dead turkeys.
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Oh yeah. Good one. Got me.
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Yeah, like I fuck dead turkeys.
Get out of here with that.
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Mm-hmm. Sure, I think a Cornish hen
is more your size anyway.
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It's tighter where it counts.
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So, what're you up to?
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Well, I got the dog show
coming up this week,
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so, just practicing my smooth gait.
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Left, right, rear-left, rear-right,
left, right, rear-left…
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Wow. It's like you're walking
and skipping all at the same time.
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[Honey continues indistinctly]
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I don't get the whole dog show scene.
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Everyone's trying to be
the best version of the same thing?
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But what if you're different? Is that bad?
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And then after all the judging,
they grope you?
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They aren't groping me.
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They are gently touching my body
and judging me based on how it feels.
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Who are these people?
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You know, dog lovers.
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They document our lineage,
keep tabs on what the standard should be,
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and breed us properly
for the ultimate perfect specimen.
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We're like the royal family
of our species.
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[classical music playing]
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[in British accent] Oh, my queen.
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I have located the perfect specimen
for you to breed with.
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[in British accent] Oh, have you?
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Well, I do say then,
who is this chosen one?
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I am Lord Duke,
the Earl of Awesomeness, Sir Studley,
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and it is a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
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You are quite below my usual standards.
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But I am feeling generous,
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so you may partake in the royal penis.
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Oh my! Sir Studley, I would be honored.
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Shall we proceed?
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[chuckles awkwardly]
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[in normal voice] Absolutely, yeah.
Proceeding's what I-- What I did--
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I wanna do. Let's proceed with it.
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I just thought we would probably proceed
with the next part
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after we kept going back and forth.
[blows raspberry, groans]
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Oh! You thinking about Nana,
or should I be flattered?
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-[girl] Bull, walk!
-Gotta go. That's my walk.
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[British accent] All right,
Sir Studley, I'll be along shortly.
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We shall continue at the park.
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Shit, that got hot out of nowhere.
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Gotta be ready
next time I bust out the old accent.
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[thud]
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[Bull groaning]
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[chuckles]
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Adorable.
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[straining]
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[dad] Hey, hey, hey.
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There's my little monster.
You ready to go for a walk, big guy?
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[gasps]
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[mellow music playing]
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-Okay, okay, I know.
-[barks]
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Very exciting. Let me get this on you.
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Hey, hey! [laughs] Hey, what?
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-Come on! [laughs] Come on!
-[squeaking]
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[panting]
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[dad chuckles]
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There's my horny little maniac.
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Who loves you, huh? Who loves you?
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Come on, boy. You ready to go?
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[music stops]
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[birds chirping]
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Holy crap! I gotta shit!
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I gotta pee now! I gotta pee!
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Thank God! I've been holding this all day!
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I need to go!
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Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
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Fucking hell! Get me to the grass!
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Oh! This shit is coming!
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Pee, pee, pee, pee!
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Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo.
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Gotta go, gotta go!
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[sniffs, sighs in relief]
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[sniffling] Oh yeah.
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[sighs in relief]
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[sniffs, sighs in relief]
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[dynamic jazz music playing]
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[dogs whimpering]
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-[buzzing]
-[growls] Fuck off.
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[mosquito chuckles sheepishly]
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[sniffs, groans]
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Oh!
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What smells like nylon and varicose veins?
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Oh, it's Bull's dick.
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Oh, look, it's Rocco,
the ball-less wonder.
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[tail whipping]
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I don't get your thing with Nana.
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Why don't you just lick yourself
like every other dog?
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Ah, I tried.
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I just don't like the way I taste.
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See, I like my taste quite a lot.
It's like summertime in the country.
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Blackberries with cinnamon
and a touch of mint.
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So, anyways, Rocco,
you should have seen it.
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-Honey was all over me.
-[pee splashing]
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She wanted to breed with me
and everything.
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[Rocco] Right. 'Cause last week,
you said she licked your face.
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She totally did.
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Because you smeared your fucking face
in peanut butter.
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Was there peanut butter? I don't--
There could have been.
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Listen, mate,
just simply tell her you love her.
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Love?
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[scoffs]
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah, me and my boys aren't really
into those purebred showgirls.
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'Course. Yeah, no,
Honey is definitely not right for you.
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You've known her your whole life.
She is your absolute fucking best friend.
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Who would want that?
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[dog] Oh, hey, Bull.
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[sniffling]
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-Ooh, you fucked Nana again, huh? [laughs]
-[cool jazz music playing]
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What are you wearing?
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It's Business Mondays.
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It's demeaning, is what it is.
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Yeah, well,
my 900 followers don't think so.
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Mother says they love it.
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It's so weird
that you call your human "Mother."
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Fetch, no one's following you.
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Yes, they are, on Mother's phone.
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They comment on my pictures
like a little face with heart eyes.
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And "I'm screaming!"
And, "Oh my God, literally dead."
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And Mother even got me a sponsorship,
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so now I get free dental treats.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Fetch, you're a valued member of the pack,
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but you cannot hang out with us
if you're gonna pretend to be human.
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It is disgusting.
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Ah. Whatever, you guys are just jealous.
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Uh… Hi, Lucky.
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Hey, guys. What's up?
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Oh God. What are you eating?
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Oh, this? It's a flaxseed protein bar.
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It's a little pre-playtime pick-me-up.
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[sniffs, exclaims in disgust]
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Lucky, you're eating cat shit.
252
00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:56,458
What? [chuckles] No way.
253
00:10:56,541 --> 00:10:58,583
-[munching]
-[whimsical music playing]
254
00:10:58,666 --> 00:11:01,000
Oh, mm. Yeah, no,
I think you might be right.
255
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,416
[Lucky chewing]
256
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,500
You're still eating it.
257
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,916
[continues chewing]
258
00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,041
Oh God, yeah.
259
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:15,875
[laughs] Well, that's disgusting.
260
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,750
Seems like you enjoyed it.
261
00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:20,333
Nope.
262
00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:21,500
Disgusting.
263
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,583
[woman] Oh wow!
264
00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:26,416
[in baby voice] What a good little baby.
My poopsie made a poo-poo.
265
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,250
I love watching my human pick up my shit,
especially if it's a runny one.
266
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,333
You know what I love?
267
00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:34,083
Taking a second shit
when Mother only brought one bag.
268
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,291
[Fetch, Rocco chuckle]
269
00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,500
Why do humans need to pick it up at all?
270
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:40,500
-It's supposed to stay on the grass.
-[blues music playing]
271
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:43,291
That way, it melts into the soil,
272
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,291
which helps grow the new grass,
273
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,041
which we then shit on again.
274
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,458
It's the circle of shit.
275
00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:51,375
[Fetch gasps]
276
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:53,208
-That's pure poetry.
-[music fades]
277
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:55,041
Where do you come up with this stuff?
278
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:56,833
It's the boys in the back.
279
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,000
They inspire me.
280
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:00,666
They're like my hairy, dangling muses.
281
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,541
[upbeat music playing]
282
00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,041
[gasping, barking]
283
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:17,833
[exclaiming]
284
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,666
[sniffing]
285
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:29,625
[music stops]
286
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,500
All right, all right, all right,
break it up already.
287
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,166
I'm here every day.
It's the same ass as yesterday.
288
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,541
-[groaning]
-[whooshing]
289
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,625
-[dramatic music playing]
-[dogs gasping]
290
00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,041
[ball squeaking]
291
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,416
-[pants]
-[loud thud]
292
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,583
-Get off me, you fat ass!
-[dog screaming]
293
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,375
I'm not fat. I'm husky.
294
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,958
-Stop drooling on me!
-[sullenly] I'm a mastiff.
295
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,041
I can't help it.
296
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,125
-Fuck you, mastiff.
-[dog screaming]
297
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,208
This is a goddamn shit show.
298
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:58,000
[pretentiously] Excuse me.
It's pronounced "shih tzu."
299
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,916
[ball squeaking]
300
00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:04,208
Why is chasing this stupid ball
so fucking addictive?
301
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:07,916
It's like-- I don't get it. It's like,
you got the ball. Now you drop it.
302
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,125
Now you're wound up again.
You just had it.
303
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,583
'Cause you never know
when it's gonna move.
304
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,625
[gasps] What happened to Luther?
305
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:16,708
[sinister music playing]
306
00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:22,583
Oh, fuck.
I recognize that expression anywhere.
307
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:23,791
Don't say anything.
308
00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:28,250
Hey, guys, what's up?
309
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,666
Chasing anything around out there today?
310
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,833
Uh… Yeah, no, we're good. How are you?
311
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:39,083
I'm good, I'm good.
Good, good, good. Yeah, I'm good.
312
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,541
Good, good. [chuckles]
313
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:43,500
I, uh… I, um… I…
314
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:46,625
I-- [gasping] I thought they loved me.
315
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:50,000
[sobbing]
316
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,666
Luther, pull yourself together, man.
317
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,666
-You'll be all right.
-[Luther crying]
318
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:58,958
-Hey, what are you doing back there?
-[dramatic sting]
319
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,208
-Oh!
-Oh, fucking hell.
320
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,708
The window of nothingness.
321
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,208
-[exclaims]
-[dramatic sting]
322
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,250
Who would do this to you?
323
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,916
My… people.
324
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,291
At… at least,
I thought they were my people.
325
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:17,041
I came home after the park,
and… and… and there was a party.
326
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:18,791
And… and… and I thought,
327
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:22,750
"Hey, I… I'm a good dog.
[chuckles] I deserve a party."
328
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:26,208
-Sure, you do.
-It was crazy and decadent.
329
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,958
[panting] No rules.
330
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,458
As much as you wanted, right?
331
00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:32,333
They let you drink from the toilet.
332
00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:34,375
They filled it with Kool-Aid.
333
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,041
[panting] Best goddamn fucking Kool-Aid
I ever had.
334
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,250
[sobbing]
335
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:43,125
Well, hey, Luther,
your schlong looks twice as big.
336
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,250
So, that's cool.
337
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,458
It'll be all right.
338
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:49,250
No, it's not going to be all right!
339
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,291
Nothing will ever be the same again!
340
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,750
Easy there, mate, easy.
341
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:57,000
Look, I know the pain, all right?
Just remember, you're not alone.
342
00:14:57,083 --> 00:15:00,125
I… I mean, you are in a sense
'cause your ball buddies are gone.
343
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,625
[clears throat]
But you've got to rely on yourself now.
344
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:03,666
All right?
345
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,000
[sniffles]
346
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,958
-[dog] Hello, Luther.
-[intriguing music]
347
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:10,708
I just saw your balls on a milk carton,
because they've gone missing.
348
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:12,833
[sardonic laughter]
349
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,291
[grunts] Sterling.
350
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,000
Man, I hate that asshole.
351
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,958
Sterling, I thought you were my friend.
352
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,541
That was yesterday.
353
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,875
Today, you're a mutilated freak.
354
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,666
I'm a show dog.
355
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,625
These are your friends now.
356
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:31,291
You can all get together
and lick each other's nothingness.
357
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,375
[sardonic laughter]
358
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,000
Hey, I still have mine.
359
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,333
What? [chuckles weakly]
360
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,625
-[Luther groaning]
-[Sterling continues laughing]
361
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:40,625
Oh… [panting]
362
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,833
[laughing]
363
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,041
Oh God. It itches.
364
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,291
Can somebody
corn on the cob me real quick?
365
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,416
-Just like a horizontal chew jag?
-[music ends]
366
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:53,625
Someone please put this loser
out of his misery.
367
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:54,708
Pathetic.
368
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:56,125
[Luther sobbing]
369
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,166
[Rocco groans]
370
00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:01,083
Now, listen, you feather-puss fuck!
You aren't any better than us.
371
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,833
No, actually, I am better than you.
372
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:08,000
I've been refined over generations
to genetic perfection,
373
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:12,291
while your mom
shit you out into a trash can somewhere.
374
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,541
Don't you talk about my mum! Understand?
375
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:18,125
She had 15 pups,
and she did her best that she could.
376
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:22,083
So… so… so some of us didn't get a nipple.
It doesn't mean she didn't love me.
377
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,416
Hey, Rocco, easy.
378
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:27,125
Let Team Bull handle this.
This guy isn't worth it, all right?
379
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:32,541
Oh! All hail the king
of the ball-less and maimed. [laughs]
380
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,125
[Bull sniffing]
381
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,333
-[intriguing music continues]
-What is that, by the way? Eucalyptus?
382
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:40,041
You get a fancy little bath this morning?
383
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,666
All scrubbed up and pampered
like a little goldendoodle?
384
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,000
[both chuckling]
385
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:47,416
-You know what I smell like?
-Yeah, piss and shit.
386
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,958
Yeah, exactly.
387
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,708
And meat and grass.
388
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:51,750
Toilet water.
389
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,125
And maybe
a hint of unexpressed anal glands.
390
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:56,375
I smell like a real dog.
391
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,041
You see these, chief?
392
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,625
I was born balls-first, guy. Literally.
393
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:04,500
You know my mom pushed
like an hour just for the nuts.
394
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,375
We were born like a set of triplets,
395
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,583
coming out one after the other
after the other,
396
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,875
each one more gorgeous than the last.
397
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:14,666
The vet was like,
"Jesus, look at that nut."
398
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,833
"Oh my God, look at the second nut!
It's gorgeous!"
399
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:23,333
And then, "Wow. Look at the guy
those nuts are attached to."
400
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,250
[music stops]
401
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:28,333
I can see the resemblance.
You look exactly like a ball sack.
402
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:31,250
[laughs] I figured this moron
wouldn't understand.
403
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,458
I mean,
he's been inbred for generations, right?
404
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:35,791
Do you ever think
405
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:39,375
about just how many cousins and siblings
had to fuck each other
406
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,708
to produce a douchebag like you?
407
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:43,416
[all gasping, laughing]
408
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,500
[female dog moaning]
409
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,958
[both moaning]
410
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:50,041
Human-style, baby. [groans] Yeah.
411
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,541
The people are watching us.
412
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:54,125
-Quick, put your tail in my ass.
-[pop]
413
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,375
[both moaning]
414
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:01,291
Why are they watching this?
415
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:04,125
Humans are just as obsessed with sex
as we are.
416
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,208
-Oh, hi.
-Hey, Honey.
417
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:08,916
When my humans do it, I climb on the bed
and stare them right in the eye.
418
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:11,625
Totally ruins it for them. It's hilarious.
419
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,291
[sobbing]
420
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,625
Oh, Luther, sorry for your loss.
421
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:19,708
Hey, Honey. Or should I say…
[in British accent] "Greetings, my queen"?
422
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:22,541
Oh! Hello, my darling.
423
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,458
Hey, Sterling.
424
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,708
Your loins are really filling out.
425
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:29,000
-[intriguing music playing]
-Mm. Very nice. I like.
426
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,458
Excuse me? We were talking.
427
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:32,958
And look at the depth of your chest.
428
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:36,458
Oh, my.
[seductively] You're floor-ready for sure.
429
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:37,375
Thanks.
430
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,708
-Wow, you really think so?
-Yes.
431
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:42,708
I know I'm obviously gonna take
Best of Breed,
432
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:47,041
but you actually have a chance
to take Winner's Bitch.
433
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,625
{\an8}-Listen, asshole, you can't call her--
-No, that's actually good.
434
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:51,541
{\an8}It is?
435
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,708
Yeah, it would be amazing, actually.
436
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:59,166
It could be better than amazing,
'cause then we could do a little of that.
437
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,083
[both moaning]
438
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,958
-Kiki…
-[Kiki howls softly]
439
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,666
[Kiki groans]
440
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,500
I don't know.
441
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,083
That's not really my style.
442
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,500
I'm more of a traditionalist.
443
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,458
Oh, yeah, yep. [splutters]
444
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:17,375
Yeah, I'm into the traditionalist way
of doing that. That's so cool.
445
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:21,250
I just wanna back it up
and take my time with it.
446
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:26,875
Oh yeah, no, I think I--
I think I understand, uh, conceptually.
447
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,750
-And then clamp on for the ride.
-[thud]
448
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,750
-[music stops]
-Shit. Can you imagine?
449
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,625
He would not know what to do.
450
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,333
Like a lost little puppy.
451
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:38,750
A little different
than busting on couch cushions, huh?
452
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:42,916
Or you're probably the granny
or the nana type, yes?
453
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Yes! Oh yes, look at that look.
454
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,458
You are, aren't you? What a little perv.
455
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,541
Who doesn't wanna do their nana?
456
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:53,458
I mean, when ours comes to visit,
I climb that mountain and grind it hard.
457
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:54,625
Every time.
458
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:57,583
Ooh, I just concentrate
on her bony knees and…
459
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:59,250
[moans, groans]
460
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,750
…get all deep on that shit.
461
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:02,666
Right, Bull?
462
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,291
Oh yeah. No, totally. Fucking…
463
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,000
Fucking grandmas. It's so cool.
464
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,291
[woman whistles]
Come on, everyone, time to go!
465
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,916
-[man] All right!
-[woman] Let's go!
466
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,750
[somber music playing]
467
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,916
[Sterling chuckles]
468
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,708
Mm. I love me some after-park stink!
469
00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,916
I can't believe you shit on Ralph.
470
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,916
I told you. I didn't see him.
471
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,333
[Ralph whimpering]
472
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,875
You know, mate,
it's not the balls that make the dog.
473
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,333
Sure, we can't make pups,
474
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:41,416
but other than that,
it don't make no difference.
475
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,250
Oh yeah, Roc, I know.
476
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,458
If anything,
it's just like extra baggage in the back.
477
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,541
-It's a drag, honestly.
-[music fades]
478
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,541
Why do you like that pathetic mutt?
479
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:56,833
Who, Bull?
Oh, you know, he's my next-door neighbor.
480
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:59,416
We've, like, known each other
since we were on the teat.
481
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,375
I mean, "like"? How can you like Bull?
482
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,250
Why would you--
Why would anyone like Bull?
483
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,041
He's weird. He's awkward.
484
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,875
He's, like, sweet and funny.
485
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:09,833
He's pudgy, but he's not like…
I wouldn't say he's "fat" pudgy,
486
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:12,750
-Okay, I really don't care, goodbye.
-There's a lot to chew on.
487
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,833
Not that I want to chew on Bull,
I'm not saying that,
488
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,750
but he looks like
a grocery bag filled with potatoes.
489
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:20,791
[laughs] I mean, is that cute?
Or, you know, sexy?
490
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,750
No, I'm not saying that, but I guess
if you like potatoes, it could be.
491
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,958
But, you know, I like potatoes,
but they're not for everybody.
492
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:30,791
And, I mean, I'm just a show dog,
and he's a regular dog.
493
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,500
[enchanting music playing]
494
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,083
Why would he ever like someone like me?
495
00:21:37,916 --> 00:21:39,250
[music fades]
496
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,916
[birds singing]
497
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,583
[Bull whimpering, groaning]
498
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:46,500
Sterling, you cock-faced asshole.
499
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:47,583
[barks]
500
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,333
[tense music playing]
501
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:52,458
[mom] Who's a good boy?
502
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:53,833
[girl] Who's my baby?
503
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,708
[dad] Scratchies and rubbies
for the big fella!
504
00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:57,208
-[grunting]
-[action music playing]
505
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:59,333
-[mom] Here's your bone!
-[girl] And Mr. Squeaks!
506
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,708
[dad] We're having fun now!
507
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:01,833
[squeaking]
508
00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,375
But this is the no-no couch.
509
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,250
-[mom] Who's hungry for some meat?
-Oh!
510
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,875
[dad] Who wants the ball? Go get it, boy.
511
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,333
Fetch in the house!
512
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,083
-[clattering]
-[glass shattering]
513
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,208
[snout squealing]
514
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,250
-Oh no.
-[dad] Who made a big mess?
515
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,875
[mom] Who wants some yummies?
516
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:22,958
-Here, fuck my slippers.
-[dad] Dig through the trash.
517
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:23,916
Who's thirsty?
518
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,333
[barks]
519
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:26,250
Come on, boy.
520
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,333
Delightful day.
521
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:29,500
Get in there, boy.
522
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:32,875
What? The shiny white throne?
523
00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:34,083
[tense music playing]
524
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,500
Where's my water bowl?
525
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:40,250
[dad] Here we go.
Special treat for the special boy.
526
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,958
What the…
527
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:44,125
[ominous music playing]
528
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:46,666
[echoing] They filled it with Kool-Aid.
529
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:50,250
They let you do whatever you want.
530
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:53,750
[all echoing eerily]
It happened like that to all of us.
531
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,916
-Holy…
-[dad] It's all right.
532
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,875
Come on. Just get in there.
533
00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:00,208
[liquid splashing]
534
00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:05,125
No! No. No. [yelps]
535
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,416
Oh, it's so good. Oh, it's so good.
536
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,666
But no.
537
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:13,541
[dad] Oh! Look at that. What a happy boy.
538
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,333
[girl echoing] Dad, is he gonna be okay?
539
00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:19,958
[dad echoing]
He's gonna be better than ever.
540
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:21,958
-Fuck me.
-[ominous music ends]
541
00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:23,333
[birds chirping]
542
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,500
[Bull yells] Why?
543
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:27,416
[Bull cries]
544
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,333
Why?
545
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:32,208
Well, there goes another pair.
546
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,541
-Why? Why? Why?
-[tense music playing]
547
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:41,208
Why us?
Wh… what did we do? What did we do?
548
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:42,250
[exclaims]
549
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:45,208
Sure, fucking Nana, in hindsight,
wasn't a great idea,
550
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,625
but the punishment does not fit the crime!
551
00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:49,833
[yells]
552
00:23:49,916 --> 00:23:54,041
Oh, for fuck's sake, Bull. Take it easy.
It was bound to happen eventually.
553
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,333
We survived it.
554
00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:58,041
You don't get it. These are my balls!
555
00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:00,916
Without them,
I'll be like some lifeless zombie.
556
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,750
[blankly] "Pet me, feed me, walk me."
557
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,083
Oh, we're zombies now?
558
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:09,500
You're talking crazy, Bull.
559
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,208
And it's really hurtful.
560
00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:12,333
Hurtful?
561
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:15,541
How do you think I'm gonna feel
when they rip my nuts out?
562
00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:17,958
You think that'll be a little painful?
563
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:21,250
They might as well
rip out my heart, my soul!
564
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,166
It's all the same.
565
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,583
I'm scared.
566
00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:27,916
You should be scared.
We all should be scared.
567
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
There's nothing after this.
568
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,916
The sun won't shine as bright.
569
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,833
Bacon will be less bacon-y.
570
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:37,458
The scent of life will be dulled forever.
571
00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:38,583
[soft music playing]
572
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:42,333
And Honey… Oh, my sweet, sweet Honey.
573
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:47,583
No way she's gonna want a fat,
ball-less, no-pup-making freak!
574
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:51,458
Don't you think Honey might like you
because of who you are inside
575
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,166
and not because you have balls?
576
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,833
Now who's talking crazy?
577
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,041
You know nothing about this, Fetch.
578
00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:57,958
I've had enough.
579
00:24:58,041 --> 00:25:01,166
I know you're scared, Bull,
but you're kinda being an asshole.
580
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,166
-What?
-[music stops]
581
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,791
-Wait, where are you guys going?
-You know what?
582
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,500
You're just like all those other shitheads
583
00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:08,958
who think just because they got
danglers between their legs,
584
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,791
it makes them better than everyone else.
585
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,458
Go fuck yourself, Bull.
586
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:16,083
Oh yeah? Like that's even possible!
587
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,208
[groans, sobs]
588
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,916
[thud]
589
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,125
[groaning]
590
00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:28,500
[groaning, whimpering]
591
00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:31,583
Bull? Is that horrible noise
coming from you?
592
00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:33,041
[cries, sniffs]
593
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:36,833
Oh. Hey, Honey. Yeah, it's me. Whoa.
594
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,500
[seductive music playing]
595
00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:44,500
Wow.
596
00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:52,375
I mean, really, wow. You look great.
597
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,875
-Oh, thanks.
-[music fades]
598
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:56,333
It's showtime,
so I gotta get properly primped,
599
00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:59,333
which, if you didn't know, involves
hours and hours of, uh,
600
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:00,833
brushing and brushing,
601
00:26:00,916 --> 00:26:05,166
and then I got my nails clipped,
then I got my teeth brushed, and then…
602
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:06,375
What's up with you?
603
00:26:06,458 --> 00:26:08,125
Are you all right? Oh no.
604
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,083
Did Nana die?
605
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:12,000
Oh. Well, you knew it wouldn't last.
606
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:13,833
Oh no, she's fine.
607
00:26:13,916 --> 00:26:16,083
You know, it's just… just my whole future.
608
00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:17,833
All my plans.
609
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,958
It's just hard to say this, but I…
You know, just found out that I, uh--
610
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:25,500
-[woman] Honey, come! Let's go, girl.
-Oh, uh, sorry, Bull, gotta go.
611
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Wish me luck.
612
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,791
Mm-hmm. Sure.
613
00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:30,666
Okay, well, good luck!
614
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:33,958
I'll just be here
until they amputate my nut buds.
615
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:37,541
Goodbye, Honey. I shall never partake
in your sweet nectar.
616
00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:40,250
I, uh… I always loved you.
617
00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:43,958
There, I said it.
You didn't hear it, but I said it.
618
00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:47,250
[sobbing]
619
00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:51,166
[yells] Fuck!
620
00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,875
Dogs are disgusting.
621
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:57,583
They're constantly smelling butts,
licking balls, drooling…
622
00:26:57,666 --> 00:26:58,500
Ugh!
623
00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,000
-You wanna eat some garbage?
-Oh, yes, please.
624
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,000
[gasping]
625
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,916
-[dad] Hey, Bull.
-[toy squeaking]
626
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,333
You wanna play, big guy?
627
00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:11,375
Here he comes,
the head of the castrating committee.
628
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:14,125
[dad] What do you say, buddy?
Wanna play some fetch?
629
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:17,958
[ball squeaks]
630
00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:20,666
[sad music playing]
631
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,833
[Bull] Look at me. Look at me!
632
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:28,583
Look at the pain you have inflicted on me.
633
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:31,875
Don't you pet me. Don't… pet me.
634
00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:32,875
Don't pet me!
635
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:33,916
[dad sighs]
636
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
[Bull] Yeah, that's right. Walk away.
637
00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:39,208
Walk away, you bastard!
638
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,416
How?
639
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,958
How could you possibly live with yourself
640
00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:46,750
and what you're about to do?
641
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,750
[ant groaning]
642
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,208
[music fades]
643
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:55,666
[ant grunting]
644
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:59,583
{\an8}Ah, look at this little guy
pushing his little crumb.
645
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:01,000
{\an8}You want any help, friend?
646
00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:03,125
{\an8}No! I got this.
647
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:06,083
{\an8}[strained] I got it. Uh! I can do it.
[groaning continues]
648
00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:07,208
{\an8}Yes.
649
00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:10,541
{\an8}-Yes, you can! So can I!
-[inspirational music playing]
650
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,750
I don't have to submit
to this senseless mutilation.
651
00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:19,125
I, like the ant,
will push that metaphoric crumb, my balls,
652
00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,750
up the grass of hope and opportunity
653
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:22,833
to freedom!
654
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:24,250
[music swells]
655
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,666
[dad and mom laughing]
656
00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:28,833
These two-legged, upright, hairless jerks.
657
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:34,458
You think just because you give me food
and shelter and little kisses and hugs
658
00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:37,375
and make me feel
so safe and warm and loved,
659
00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:40,875
that gives you the right to butcher me.
660
00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:45,291
No more collars, no more baths,
no more teeth cleanings for me.
661
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,416
-[grunts]
-[glass breaking, crashing]
662
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:51,083
I'm gonna eat what I want,
sleep where I want.
663
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:54,041
I'm gonna do whatever I want,
whenever I want,
664
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,208
with newer, better friends.
665
00:28:56,291 --> 00:29:00,333
I am a wild fucking wolf!
666
00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:01,708
[music crescendos]
667
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,208
[Bull shouting]
668
00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,625
-[music ends with dramatic sting]
-[loud thud]
669
00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:07,250
Ow.
670
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,708
[creaking]
671
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,291
[groaning]
672
00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:17,416
-["Hurt So Bad" by Willie Hutch playing]
-♪ Hurt, it hurt so bad ♪
673
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,916
♪ Hurt, it hurt so bad ♪
674
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,541
♪ Hurt, it hurt so bad ♪
675
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:24,666
♪ Hurt so bad ♪
676
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,750
♪ I know you ♪
677
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:34,291
♪ Don't know what I am going through ♪
678
00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:38,125
♪ Standing here ♪
679
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:40,833
♪ Looking at you ♪
680
00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:42,125
[dog barking]
681
00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:46,250
♪ Please ♪
682
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,333
Brainless loser.
683
00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:50,750
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby ♪
684
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:57,416
♪ Come back, it hurts so bad ♪
685
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:04,458
♪ Yes, it does ♪
686
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,208
-[song fades]
-[sirens wailing in the distance]
687
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,250
Well, there it is, boys.
688
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,083
Our destiny awaits.
689
00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:13,000
It's gonna be just the three of us now,
690
00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:16,375
so we might as well
get to know each other properly.
691
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:18,500
Lefty, you've always been a little bigger,
692
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,083
and, for some reason,
consistently spicier.
693
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:23,833
So your name will be Ol' Spice.
694
00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:26,041
Righty, you're small but mighty.
695
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,333
A take-charge type.
696
00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:29,916
You will be Napoleon.
697
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,958
-[intriguing music playing]
-You see all that?
698
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,291
That's our new home.
699
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,958
As far as the eye can see.
700
00:30:42,916 --> 00:30:43,791
[music stops]
701
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,875
[cars honking, revving]
702
00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:51,916
[stomach growls]
703
00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:56,791
Shit. I'm already hungry.
704
00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:58,333
Where am I gonna eat?
705
00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,500
Maybe I didn't think this
all the way through.
706
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:04,125
[sniffing]
707
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,166
[gasps]
708
00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:06,750
[upbeat music playing]
709
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:12,750
[indistinct chatter]
710
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:23,041
[gulps]
711
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:24,625
[slurps]
712
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,583
[exclaims] Oh, food rain!
713
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:29,291
Never get that
in the old domesticated dungeon.
714
00:31:36,708 --> 00:31:37,708
[gulps]
715
00:31:39,916 --> 00:31:41,208
[upbeat music continues]
716
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:45,000
[people laughing]
717
00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:46,083
[Bull chuckles]
718
00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:47,791
[music stops]
719
00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:49,750
[mellow reggae music playing]
720
00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,083
[soft inhaling]
721
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,833
[inhaling]
722
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,250
[soft exhaling]
723
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:04,291
[sniffing]
724
00:32:05,041 --> 00:32:05,875
Whoa.
725
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,541
That smell is weird.
726
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:12,125
It's like it has a hint of skunk
with just a kiss of citrus and pine.
727
00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:13,250
Mmm.
728
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,625
[inhales deeply]
729
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,041
[gagging, coughing]
730
00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:27,958
[mellow reggae music continues]
731
00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:31,833
[moaning]
732
00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:33,416
[ethereal music playing]
733
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:36,875
-[muffled rumbling]
-[echoing] Oh… What's that sound?
734
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,125
[muffled rumbling continues]
735
00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:45,833
[echoing] Hey! Stop that.
736
00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:47,166
I'm gonna get you.
737
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:49,125
-[Honey] Hey, Bull.
-What?
738
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,958
Why, hello, my… milady.
739
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:57,208
So happy I found you.
740
00:32:57,291 --> 00:33:01,125
I feel like we didn't get
to finish our conversation. [echoing]
741
00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:03,250
Oh, uh, you know…
742
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:07,208
Actually, I was gonna say, like, you know,
743
00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:10,250
I'm in love with you, always have been.
744
00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:11,375
Is that cool?
745
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,000
That's very cool.
746
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,041
Can I lick your balls?
747
00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:16,166
[chuckles]
748
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,708
Uh…
749
00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:22,916
Yeah. I mean, I wasn't expecting that
to be first on the itinerary,
750
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
but if that's how you express your love…
751
00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,458
[loud licking]
752
00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:28,416
-[Honey] Mm. Mmm!
-[Bull exclaims]
753
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:32,208
[Honey] These are great.
So good. So mushy but firm.
754
00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:33,750
Ah, oh. Ow!
755
00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:37,125
Hey, that stings.
It's like tiny little needles.
756
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,291
[rats squeaking]
757
00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:41,375
[ominous music playing]
758
00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:44,041
[Bull screams]
759
00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:46,125
[rats squeal]
760
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,041
[loud squealing]
761
00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:51,708
[screams]
762
00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:53,041
[dramatic music playing]
763
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,416
-[blade clinks]
-[Bull gasps]
764
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,708
[music stops]
765
00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:57,791
Oh!
766
00:33:58,416 --> 00:34:01,166
-[eerie music playing]
-[sizzling]
767
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,583
[gasps]
768
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,958
-[truck horn blaring]
-[balloons pop]
769
00:34:05,041 --> 00:34:05,958
Oh
770
00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:08,375
[male voice 1] Help us.
771
00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:10,458
Don't let it happen to us!
772
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:12,375
-Who said that?
-[male voice 1] Please, help.
773
00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:13,541
Who's there?
774
00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:15,375
[male voice 2] Down here!
775
00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:17,458
[mysterious music playing]
776
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:24,125
Don't just stand there
staring like some kind of buffoon.
777
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:25,458
Do something!
778
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:28,166
Ol' Spice? Y… you can talk?
779
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:31,125
Of course I can talk, you idiot.
780
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:33,416
Now what are you gonna do to save us?
781
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,791
[in French accent] This dog,
he is not smart.
782
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:37,250
We must wait no longer.
783
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:41,791
It is time to put fate into our own hands,
not the cold paws of this fool.
784
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:43,291
I agree, Frenchie.
785
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:47,250
We've been hanging around this loser
for far too long.
786
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,333
-[both groaning]
-[upbeat music playing]
787
00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:50,875
No, my bros!
788
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:55,208
Come back! I got this, really!
I would never let anything happen to you.
789
00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,833
[Bull screams] No!
790
00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:17,791
Wait! Wait! Come back!
791
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:19,458
[music stops]
792
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,583
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
793
00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:24,625
You fucking cat! Let go of my balls!
794
00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,708
[quirky music playing]
795
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:30,208
What? [jabbering]
796
00:35:30,291 --> 00:35:32,291
Wait, where am I?
797
00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,416
[sighs]
798
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:36,291
Oh, my balls. [laughs] Thank God.
799
00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:38,500
Ooh! It was all a bad dream.
800
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:39,583
[sighs in relief]
801
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:43,500
Uh, well, you look busy,
so I'll just see myself out.
802
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:44,750
[cats meowing]
803
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:48,541
-Yeah, you fucking dogs.
-[tense music playing]
804
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:51,208
Needy, neurotic cretins.
805
00:35:51,291 --> 00:35:54,041
Pissing and shitting wherever you please,
806
00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:57,625
like the world is your personal toilet.
807
00:35:57,708 --> 00:36:02,666
Yeah, time we teach
you furniture-fuckers a lesson.
808
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:05,375
-[cats growling]
-How to die.
809
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,833
-[Bull exclaims]
-[cats gasping]
810
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:09,750
[music stops]
811
00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:14,750
[sniffing] Meow, he's dead.
812
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,333
-Eh, could be a trick.
-[dramatic music]
813
00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:20,375
Better rip his face to shreds to be sure.
[grunts]
814
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,333
[yowls, hisses]
815
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,333
[claws clink]
816
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,875
[inspirational music playing]
817
00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:30,208
My… my pack!
818
00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:31,166
Huh?
819
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,791
What are you supposed to be?
820
00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,875
[upbeat rock music playing]
821
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:40,125
Mother calls this "Bad Boy Fetch."
822
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,083
{\an8}[engine revving]
823
00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:43,666
{\an8}[music stops]
824
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:45,208
Fucking dogs.
825
00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:47,375
-[spitting]
-[cats mewing]
826
00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:50,125
-You… You came for me?
-[tense music playing]
827
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,916
After everything I said?
828
00:36:52,791 --> 00:36:57,583
We know you didn't mean it.
You were panicked, delusional, crazed.
829
00:36:57,666 --> 00:36:59,708
You had the nut-loss fever.
830
00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:02,125
I am so sorry.
831
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:05,625
I was just so scared, angry, confused,
832
00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,958
I lashed out at you, my crate-mates.
833
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:10,416
Apology accepted.
834
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:14,958
Now, what the hell are we gonna do
about all these fucking cats?
835
00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:18,250
-[music ends with dramatic sting]
-[cats yowling]
836
00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:23,166
[yowling swells]
837
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:25,250
[yowling continues]
838
00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:30,166
[rapid pounding]
839
00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,625
This is some tense shit.
Why aren't they attacking?
840
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:43,125
'Cause they're trying to mindfuck us.
841
00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:45,416
It's that meowing.
842
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:49,958
They're trying to lull us
into some kind of hypnotic trance.
843
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:53,000
-I think it's working.
-[eerie ringing]
844
00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:54,500
[yowling continues]
845
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:56,250
Then, when you least expect it,
846
00:37:56,333 --> 00:38:00,125
they'll attack us
in a mad, uncontrollable rage of fury.
847
00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:03,083
{\an8}I… I can't move.
848
00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:04,500
[pounding stops]
849
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,583
[menacing music playing]
850
00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:13,208
[menacing music swells]
851
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:16,833
[music stops]
852
00:38:16,916 --> 00:38:18,583
[yowling stops]
853
00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:20,083
[eerie silence]
854
00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:30,666
-[cat yowls]
-[Rocco screams]
855
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,416
-[Bull screams]
-[cat screeching]
856
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,833
-[Lucky screams]
-[cat hissing]
857
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,500
-[cats screeching]
-[Fetch screams]
858
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:38,000
-[frantic music playing]
-[cat shrieking]
859
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:40,083
[Bull screaming]
860
00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:41,916
[cats screeching]
861
00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:47,416
-[tires squealing]
-[car honks]
862
00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:53,791
[music halts]
863
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:54,958
[objects clatter]
864
00:38:56,416 --> 00:38:58,500
-[music continues]
-[all screaming]
865
00:38:58,583 --> 00:39:01,708
-[music ends with dramatic sting]
-[spits] Fucking dogs.
866
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,333
[soft squeaking]
867
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:09,416
[all panting, gasping]
868
00:39:15,916 --> 00:39:18,500
-Well, I guess that's it.
-[sad music playing]
869
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:21,416
-Time to go home and face the hatchet.
-[music fades]
870
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:25,833
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a sec.
You know, we didn't get to use our giblets
871
00:39:25,916 --> 00:39:28,125
before them humans
ripped them away from us,
872
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:30,750
but you still have yours.
873
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:32,083
We're gonna go out there
874
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:35,958
and suck every bit of fun
out of those balls before you lose them.
875
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:36,916
Together.
876
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,291
{\an8}We're all gonna suck your balls.
877
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:41,000
{\an8}-What?
-Whoa.
878
00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:43,333
-Huh?
-Oh no, no.
879
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,333
I meant
we're just going along for the ride
880
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,916
as you enjoy your balls
before you lose them.
881
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,500
That's right, Lucky.
It'll never be tonight ever again.
882
00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:53,541
We're domesticated and proud.
883
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:56,708
-But tonight, we're off leash!
-[music fades]
884
00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:58,541
[adventurous music playing]
885
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:05,083
[squirrel screams]
886
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,958
-Kill the squirrel!
-[cars honking]
887
00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:12,291
[squirrel whimpering]
888
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,083
[indistinct chatter]
889
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:17,291
-[glass shattering]
-[people screaming]
890
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,708
-[waiter yelps]
-[people continue screaming]
891
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:23,083
-[glass shattering]
-[objects clattering]
892
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:27,416
[squirrel screaming]
893
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,750
[woman screams]
894
00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:30,708
[exclaims]
895
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,666
[loud munching]
896
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:34,791
[music stops]
897
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:36,250
-Oh shit.
-[Bull burps]
898
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:39,541
We just mutilated
that poor little squirrel.
899
00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:41,458
Why do you think we were chasing it?
900
00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:42,625
I don't know.
901
00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:45,083
Why do dogs chase squirrels?
902
00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:49,416
Because we hate those disease-ridden,
furry little tree rodents.
903
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:50,500
[exclaims]
904
00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:54,333
How am I supposed to clean myself?
I don't wanna lick squirrel blood.
905
00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:55,833
Ugh, yuck!
906
00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:57,375
[soft skittering]
907
00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:58,458
Another squirrel!
908
00:40:58,541 --> 00:40:59,791
[dramatic music playing]
909
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:02,541
Lucky, no, that's not a squirrel!
910
00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:05,041
-That's a skunk!
-[loud hissing]
911
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,375
[all gasp]
912
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,083
[Lucky yells]
913
00:41:10,916 --> 00:41:13,916
-[music intensifies]
-[loud shrieking]
914
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,208
-[yells] Ah! Ah! My eyes! No! No! Ah!
-[tense music playing]
915
00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:20,916
Oh, my eyes are itching so bad!
916
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,125
[groaning]
917
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:24,333
[continues yelling]
918
00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:28,958
Oh! Yeah! Wow, it hurts so good!
919
00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:30,458
[Lucky screams]
920
00:41:30,541 --> 00:41:33,791
[retches, coughs]
921
00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:36,500
Whoa. Guys, you gotta get in on this.
922
00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:37,750
[Lucky gags, retches]
923
00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:39,166
-Oh yeah, uh-uh.
-Hell, no.
924
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:40,458
Yeah, I'm good.
925
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,083
[adventurous music playing]
926
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,500
[Bull] Fuck off, humans!
927
00:41:45,583 --> 00:41:48,125
No one tells us where to shit.
928
00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:50,208
[adventurous music continues]
929
00:41:51,791 --> 00:41:53,708
-[paws squealing]
-[music fades]
930
00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:56,708
[suspenseful music playing]
931
00:41:58,458 --> 00:42:00,375
[echoing] Help me.
932
00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:04,541
They've gone too far.
933
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:07,125
-[all barking]
-[woman exclaims] Crazy dogs!
934
00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:09,833
[squeaking]
935
00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:12,791
Uh… Uh… Uh…
936
00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:16,708
Hey! I can walk. I can walk, I can walk!
937
00:42:16,791 --> 00:42:18,791
[adventurous music continues]
938
00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:23,375
-[crashing]
-[man yelps]
939
00:42:26,541 --> 00:42:27,916
-[engine revving]
-[squeaks]
940
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,500
[music pauses]
941
00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:30,750
[sighs]
942
00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:32,416
Freedom has its cost.
943
00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:35,708
-[music continues]
-[cars honking]
944
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,416
-[thud]
-[tires squealing]
945
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,083
-[music stops]
-What the hell?
946
00:42:41,666 --> 00:42:42,625
Bull?
947
00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:47,416
[muffled voice] Honey?
Honey, I can't believe it's you.
948
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,000
-What?
-[Honey's owner] Oh my goodness.
949
00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,083
I hope you're all right.
950
00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:52,958
Bull, are you okay?
951
00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:57,583
Oh, wow. It's crazy to see you like this
'cause I… I realized with everything…
952
00:42:57,666 --> 00:42:59,541
And then, 'cause I… I…
953
00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:01,958
-Uh, well, I… I love you.
-[tires squealing]
954
00:43:02,041 --> 00:43:06,291
[Honey] Sorry, Bull.
We're late for the dog show!
955
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:09,416
Hey! Hey. Did you get hit by a car?
956
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:11,333
-Honey.
-Huh?
957
00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:13,041
-Where?
-Here.
958
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,625
-Huh?
-Honey.
959
00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:16,916
What happened?
960
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,541
Bull got hit by a car
and thinks he saw Honey.
961
00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:24,000
I did see her, and… and…
Well, I tried to tell her I love her.
962
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:26,750
She was late for the dog show
and drove off before I could tell her.
963
00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:28,375
Now, I never will.
964
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:32,541
I couldn't do it with my balls,
and without them, it'll be impossible.
965
00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:33,458
[all gasp]
966
00:43:33,541 --> 00:43:35,333
-She's gone forever.
-[tense music playing]
967
00:43:35,416 --> 00:43:37,125
Bull, what do you smell?
968
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:38,208
[sniffs]
969
00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:40,958
Uh… Dog shampoo…
970
00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:41,875
[sniffs]
971
00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:43,041
…perfume,
972
00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:44,833
pretentious assholes,
973
00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:47,208
judgment and the stench of disappointment.
974
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,625
Oh my gosh!
975
00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:50,166
-[epic music playing]
-[Bull chuckles]
976
00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:54,875
The dog show!
977
00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,666
[Rocco] Now let's get you some Honey.
978
00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:00,583
[music stops]
979
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:01,791
[cameras clicking]
980
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:03,875
[crowd cheering]
981
00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:11,916
How are we gonna get in?
982
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,833
Ooh! I've got an idea.
983
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:16,291
[mysterious music playing]
984
00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,250
[groaning]
985
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:19,333
[Lucky] I don't know about this, guys.
986
00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:22,708
[Fetch] Come on, Lucky.
You're so good at making that human sound.
987
00:44:22,791 --> 00:44:23,875
They'll never know.
988
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:28,750
-[Fetch groans]
-[Lucky exclaims, squeaks]
989
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,125
[Rocco] Fucking hell, boys.
Posture, posture.
990
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,125
[creaking]
991
00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:35,250
[Bull] Fetch, tuck in that nose-boner.
992
00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:36,208
[creaking]
993
00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:37,875
No! That's even worse.
994
00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:39,166
[music ends]
995
00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:43,291
-[in high-pitched bark] Hi!
-Oh, uh, hi.
996
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:44,541
-How's it going?
-Hi!
997
00:44:45,958 --> 00:44:48,958
[Bull] How?
That guy is really bad at his job.
998
00:44:49,041 --> 00:44:51,041
[scattered barking]
999
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
[suspenseful music playing]
1000
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:14,250
Leg back, spine straight, chin up.
1001
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,166
Perfect.
1002
00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:18,458
Peppy walk, peppy walk,
peppy walk, peppy walk.
1003
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:21,041
Victory jump, victory jump, victory jump.
1004
00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:23,916
A-woof. A-woof. A-woof.
1005
00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:26,166
Oh, that's not right.
1006
00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,833
Ruff! Ruff!
1007
00:45:28,916 --> 00:45:30,833
Oh, that's the good stuff.
1008
00:45:30,916 --> 00:45:32,458
Well done, old chap.
1009
00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:36,041
[man over PA]
Next up, the borzoi showing, stage one.
1010
00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:38,708
-[crowd cheering]
-He said borzoi. That's Honey!
1011
00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:40,041
Gotta find stage one.
1012
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:42,791
[sobbing] I'm worthless.
1013
00:45:42,875 --> 00:45:44,708
I should be put to sleep.
1014
00:45:44,791 --> 00:45:47,250
I don't deserve to live. [crying]
1015
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:49,166
Oh, jeez. Harsh.
1016
00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:52,041
These poor dogs, constantly judged.
1017
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,125
What a life.
1018
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:56,333
A flower does not think
of competing with the flower next to it.
1019
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:58,791
-[ethereal music playing]
-It just blooms.
1020
00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:02,916
To be a champion, you must face
not the competitor next to you.
1021
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,583
You must face the one inside you.
1022
00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:07,875
[music fades]
1023
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,458
Wow. That is so deep, Lucky.
1024
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:16,000
[sniffs]
Oh, chocolate soft serve on the floor!
1025
00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:17,500
No, Lucky, that's shit!
1026
00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:19,583
[indistinct chatter]
1027
00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:25,333
[chilling music playing]
1028
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:27,791
[music fades]
1029
00:46:27,875 --> 00:46:29,125
That is just freaky.
1030
00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:31,916
[announcer over PA]
And now, to announce our Best of Breed.
1031
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,416
-Entry number 48.
-Honey.
1032
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:38,291
Three-time winner
and reigning champion, Sterling!
1033
00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:41,333
-[crowd cheering]
-[classical music playing]
1034
00:46:41,416 --> 00:46:43,500
Yes, of course, of course.
1035
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:46,958
Sterling wins. No surprise here.
1036
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,416
[cameras clicking]
1037
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,416
Ugh, he's such a douche.
1038
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,291
[announcer]
And now, for our best-judged female,
1039
00:46:55,375 --> 00:47:00,916
taking home the title of Best Breed
and now champion, Honey!
1040
00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:04,708
-Wow. I can't believe it. I did it!
-[crowd cheering]
1041
00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:07,208
-[epic music playing]
-[cameras clicking]
1042
00:47:10,375 --> 00:47:13,375
I told you. All your hard work paid off.
1043
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:16,583
Look how happy she is.
1044
00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:19,708
Why would she ever want
a miserable sack of shit like me?
1045
00:47:19,791 --> 00:47:21,791
[gloomy music playing]
1046
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:24,750
[camera clicking]
1047
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:28,041
Look at you, standing out from the crowd.
1048
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:29,666
So special.
1049
00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:30,708
[music fades]
1050
00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:32,500
[quirky music playing]
1051
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,708
So special?
1052
00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:41,666
[Bull] But what if you're different?
Is that bad?
1053
00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:45,500
You're, like, so much better than me.
It's my nose, isn't it? It's too long.
1054
00:47:45,583 --> 00:47:49,833
-Wait, no, it looks just like mine.
-It's your ass. It's so symmetrical.
1055
00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:52,375
Why do I keep torturing myself?
I'll never win.
1056
00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:54,541
You're perfect. This is hopeless!
1057
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:56,791
I hope you choke
on your blue ribbon, bitch!
1058
00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:59,000
-Whoa. What?
-I shouldn't have eaten breakfast.
1059
00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:01,458
Why would they choose a pig
to win a dog show?
1060
00:48:01,541 --> 00:48:03,000
-No!
-[music fades]
1061
00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:04,833
Ugh, how did I not see this?
1062
00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:07,041
Different is good.
1063
00:48:07,541 --> 00:48:09,791
I don't want to be like everyone else.
1064
00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:12,541
-[sentimental music playing]
-[sighs] Bull was right.
1065
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:15,666
I wanna be me.
1066
00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:17,958
And I want…
1067
00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:20,083
Bull?
1068
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,500
[scattered barking]
1069
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:30,458
Ugh. Non-brushed, horrid smell.
1070
00:48:31,166 --> 00:48:34,125
-You're not a show dog, vile creature.
-Fuck you.
1071
00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:37,000
You think you're better because you drank
from your mother's nipple.
1072
00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:39,875
-What?
-I'm as good as you. My mama loved me!
1073
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:43,333
She did her best.
There were 15 of us, for fuck's sake.
1074
00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:46,000
-How can one mother feed so many mouths?
-[dramatic sting]
1075
00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:48,291
Reginald, we're on stage, now!
1076
00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:51,375
Ugh, this is not gonna end well.
1077
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:52,583
[tense music playing]
1078
00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,041
[growling]
1079
00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,125
[Reginald's owner]
Reginald, stop resisting.
1080
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:05,208
[tense music continues]
1081
00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:08,458
[Rocco] Oh.
1082
00:49:08,541 --> 00:49:09,708
[Rocco groans]
1083
00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:11,333
[grunts]
1084
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,208
[gulps]
1085
00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,208
[Rocco grunts, gasps]
1086
00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:21,291
-[ears snap]
-[groans]
1087
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,833
[growling]
1088
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:30,041
Don't do it, mate. Don't go down there.
1089
00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:31,958
[music builds]
1090
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:33,166
[dramatic sting]
1091
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,041
-[Reginald's owner screams]
-[Rocco barks]
1092
00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:37,125
[all barking]
1093
00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:40,291
-[people exclaiming, screaming]
-[dogs barking]
1094
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:42,041
[frantic music playing]
1095
00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:46,416
Bull! Bull!
1096
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,416
-[music stops]
-[people screaming]
1097
00:49:51,125 --> 00:49:54,375
Ugh. Can this night get any worse?
1098
00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:56,291
Hey, we're here for you, pal.
1099
00:49:56,375 --> 00:49:58,583
Come on, the night's still young.
1100
00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:01,375
Ooh! Let's go get sprayed
by that skunk again!
1101
00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:02,416
No, thanks.
1102
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,916
Mother says some herbal tea
always brightens the mood.
1103
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,125
Oh, fuck your mother, Fetch!
1104
00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,458
What Bull needs right now
1105
00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:12,000
is to teabag someone
before his bags are gone!
1106
00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:15,375
{\an8}I'm sorry, guys. I can't. I'm done.
1107
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:20,666
Look, I know that wasn't ideal,
but we can't go out like that.
1108
00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:25,791
{\an8}Yeah. [exhales] I'm not feeling super…
duh… in the mood right now.
1109
00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:27,958
So let's get in the mood.
1110
00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:29,875
There's no better way
to get over heartbreak
1111
00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:32,041
than to immediately move to someone else.
1112
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:34,458
{\an8}[sighs] Just forget it, Rocco.
1113
00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:40,000
Damn, I need to mount something stat.
You wanna head to the Humphouse tonight?
1114
00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:42,958
Yes, please.
That place is swimming with tail.
1115
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:45,416
No shit, Richie. It's a dog whorehouse.
1116
00:50:45,958 --> 00:50:48,791
Ugh, why do you have to be
such a dick all the time?
1117
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:52,875
Let's follow those guys.
They sound goal-oriented.
1118
00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:57,750
-[techno music playing]
-[sirens wailing in the distance]
1119
00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:04,708
Whoa.
1120
00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:08,958
Whoo! Hot stuff up in here tonight.
I gotta get me a drink.
1121
00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:12,958
Yeah! This is what tonight is all about.
1122
00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:15,875
-Let's hit it.
-Sure. Whatever. If you guys want.
1123
00:51:15,958 --> 00:51:17,958
[techno music continues]
1124
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,791
Welcome, bitches.
1125
00:51:23,875 --> 00:51:26,166
Are you ready to go wild?
1126
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,958
See, I tried that earlier.
I was going crazy.
1127
00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:32,541
Oh, sweetheart, it is not wild out there.
1128
00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:36,041
This is the place where it is…
[breathily] …wild.
1129
00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:39,958
Now enter the house of pleasure.
1130
00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:40,875
[Fetch] This way?
1131
00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:42,500
-[Rocco] Yeah. All right.
-[Bull] Okay.
1132
00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:46,708
What is it, baby?
1133
00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:48,708
I don't know.
1134
00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:51,291
I guess I've never met
another dog like you.
1135
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:53,791
Mm. And you never will again.
1136
00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:55,541
I am one of a kind.
1137
00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:57,833
I am Frankie.
1138
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:00,666
Frankie?
1139
00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:03,083
Mm-hmm.
1140
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:04,416
What is your name?
1141
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:05,666
Lucky.
1142
00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:09,333
[playfully] Ooh. Yes, you are, aren't you?
1143
00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:10,750
Follow me.
1144
00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:11,833
Okay, sure.
1145
00:52:13,541 --> 00:52:16,083
["Candy Shop"
by 50 Cent featuring Olivia playing]
1146
00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,750
-♪ Whoa ♪
-♪ I'll take you to the candy shop ♪
1147
00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:19,666
♪ Yeah… ♪
1148
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:20,916
Fuck me.
1149
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,666
-♪ Uh-huh ♪
-♪ I'll have you spendin' all you got ♪
1150
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,416
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ Keep goin' 'til you hit the spot… ♪
1151
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:29,375
[dog moaning]
1152
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:32,083
Mother, help me.
1153
00:52:32,166 --> 00:52:34,916
♪ Temperature risin', okay
Let's go to the next level ♪
1154
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,333
♪ Dance floor jam-packed
Hot as a tea kettle ♪
1155
00:52:37,416 --> 00:52:40,041
♪ I'll break it down for you now
Baby, it's simple ♪
1156
00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,125
♪ If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho ♪
1157
00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:44,458
-♪ In the hotel… ♪
-[dog barks]
1158
00:52:44,541 --> 00:52:45,750
[dogs whimpering]
1159
00:52:45,833 --> 00:52:47,166
♪ It's whatever you into ♪
1160
00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:49,416
♪ Got the magic stick
I'm the love doctor ♪
1161
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,541
♪ Have your friends teasin' you
'Bout how sprung I got you… ♪
1162
00:52:52,625 --> 00:52:53,625
Sit!
1163
00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:54,958
[all whimper]
1164
00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:56,000
Roll over!
1165
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:57,208
[all whimper]
1166
00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:58,166
Play dead!
1167
00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,125
[all whimper]
1168
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,666
[trembling] Oh shit. That's hardcore.
1169
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,333
♪ I'm tryin' to explain, baby
The best way I can… ♪
1170
00:53:04,416 --> 00:53:06,750
[dogs barking]
1171
00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:08,541
[moaning]
1172
00:53:11,208 --> 00:53:13,458
-[squeaking]
-[moaning]
1173
00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:20,750
Uh… uh… uh, you know what?
This is all really intense,
1174
00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:23,750
and with all the Honey stuff going on,
I don't know if I--
1175
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:26,791
Bull, forget about Honey, son.
She's not here.
1176
00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:30,666
But you are, and so is she.
1177
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,750
♪ The things we do ♪
1178
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:35,666
♪ Are just between me and you, yeah ♪
1179
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,000
♪ Give it to me, baby… ♪
1180
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:38,750
The cuties are out tonight.
1181
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,750
♪ Ride like you in a rodeo ♪
1182
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:43,333
♪ You ain't never heard
A sound like this before… ♪
1183
00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:46,333
Oh, okay. I'm gonna go check this one out.
1184
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:51,208
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
I don't know what to do.
1185
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:53,750
Just be yourself.
1186
00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:55,458
I don't know who that is!
1187
00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:58,083
["Candy Shop" continues]
1188
00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:02,250
Hey, what's up?
1189
00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:03,958
[Rocco chuckles]
1190
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:08,291
Hi, this is Bull. Never been adjusted.
All natural. Know what I'm saying?
1191
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,541
[Bull chuckles]
1192
00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:11,083
Well, hello, Bull.
1193
00:54:11,166 --> 00:54:13,416
[seductively] I'm Molasses.
1194
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,125
[Bull echoing] Molasses.
1195
00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:18,916
-["Sweet Sticky Thing" by Ohio Players]
-♪ Sweet ♪
1196
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,833
♪ Sweet, sticky thing ♪
1197
00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:23,458
♪ Sweet ♪
1198
00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:24,625
-It's a sign.
-[song ends]
1199
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:27,291
-Molasses is a tastier version of Honey.
-["Candy Shop" continues]
1200
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:28,208
Go get it.
1201
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:29,791
[splutters] Can I get some?
1202
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:31,791
Get some of what?
1203
00:54:32,375 --> 00:54:34,666
Oh, I mean, can I some drink on you?
1204
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:37,333
No, wait. Uh, uh-- Yeah, a drink of you?
1205
00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:40,291
Can I, uh, I mean, get you a drink?
1206
00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:43,000
Oh, okay. Follow me.
1207
00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:45,083
["Candy Shop" continues]
1208
00:54:48,625 --> 00:54:51,250
No worries, mate. You've got this.
1209
00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:52,333
-Really?
-Nope.
1210
00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:53,541
He's fucked.
1211
00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:54,958
[sirens wailing in the distance]
1212
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:56,666
Yeah, I don't know.
1213
00:54:56,750 --> 00:55:00,166
I guess I'm always chasing
a new smell or a new taste
1214
00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:05,083
because, to me,
that's like truth or something, I guess.
1215
00:55:05,166 --> 00:55:09,333
But… [sighs] …I'm never satisfied.
Does that make any sense?
1216
00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:11,791
Yes. Of course it does.
1217
00:55:12,291 --> 00:55:14,541
But perhaps you fixate on the external
1218
00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:18,291
because you are scared
of something which lies inside.
1219
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:19,416
[soft music playing]
1220
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,500
I know this feeling well.
1221
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,125
You struggle to accept yourself,
1222
00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:26,250
to love yourself.
1223
00:55:28,666 --> 00:55:30,791
Well, uh, you're right.
1224
00:55:31,541 --> 00:55:35,250
I've always felt kind of different,
I guess.
1225
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,958
I don't know how to love myself.
1226
00:55:38,541 --> 00:55:40,958
And maybe you could show me?
1227
00:55:41,041 --> 00:55:42,958
-[Frankie] Mm-hmm.
-[licking sound]
1228
00:55:43,041 --> 00:55:43,875
Oh.
1229
00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:45,416
Uh… [screams]
1230
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:46,833
[yelling]
1231
00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:49,291
-Oh! [chuckles]
-[joyful music playing]
1232
00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:50,666
Yeah!
1233
00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:52,958
-Okay, that was quick.
-[music stops]
1234
00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:55,416
Now… it is your turn.
1235
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,708
[mumbles indistinctly]
1236
00:55:56,791 --> 00:55:58,041
Well, what do I do?
1237
00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:00,041
The same thing I did to you.
1238
00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:03,666
But I've never done
anything like this. [laughs] So…
1239
00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:07,416
Wow! I haven't seen one like that before.
1240
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,916
[chuckles]
1241
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,708
Sweetheart, that is my specialness.
My… my everything.
1242
00:56:13,791 --> 00:56:17,333
Myself, which is very deserving of love.
1243
00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:19,791
You've got a pea pod and a zucchini?
1244
00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:21,458
Yummy, isn't it?
1245
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,458
Are you hungry?
1246
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:25,333
Well, sure. I'm always hungry.
1247
00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:27,250
[Frankie yelps]
1248
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:29,875
What the fuck was that?
1249
00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:38,708
[entrancing music playing]
1250
00:56:41,416 --> 00:56:42,708
[Bull chuckles awkwardly]
1251
00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:46,708
[panting]
1252
00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:51,250
You nervous, baby?
1253
00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:52,708
[mumbling] Yeah, I'm…
1254
00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:55,291
Let's see what you're all about.
1255
00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:56,875
-[sniffles]
-[Bull groans]
1256
00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:58,791
Ooh, that's musky.
1257
00:56:58,875 --> 00:56:59,708
Oh, my!
1258
00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:03,041
Have you ever smelled pure, untapped heat?
1259
00:57:03,125 --> 00:57:04,083
[sniffs]
1260
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:06,583
You know, I… I… I don't think so.
1261
00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:09,250
Is that what that smell is?
It's quite tangy.
1262
00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:12,416
It's like a sausage but sweeter,
like apple sausage.
1263
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:16,458
I… I always wondered,
is apple sausage made from real apples?
1264
00:57:16,541 --> 00:57:18,750
-Oh, bathe in it, boo-boo.
-[seductive sting]
1265
00:57:18,833 --> 00:57:19,916
[inhales deeply]
1266
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,291
It'll cleanse you of any inhibitions,
fill you with desire.
1267
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:26,625
Actually, it's clearing my allergies.
[sniffs]
1268
00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:29,208
Or it might be a chronic sinus issue.
Hard to tell.
1269
00:57:29,291 --> 00:57:31,625
-You're babbling.
-Me? No, that's silly.
1270
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:33,333
It's just my oral foreplay.
1271
00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:37,583
You know, some dogs
do it with their tongues, or whatever.
1272
00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:43,500
But I throw out the seduction and pleasure
through an audio-symphonic "dick-tation,"
1273
00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:45,416
if you know what I mean,
if you catch my drift…
1274
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:49,500
Well, then, why won't you
just speak into the microphone?
1275
00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:51,416
Hey! [chuckles] Is this thing on?
1276
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:54,958
What's the deal with fire hydrants?
Am I right?
1277
00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:58,958
Slow down, cowboy.
Good things come to those who wait.
1278
00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:01,208
Yeah. I don't know how true that is.
1279
00:58:01,291 --> 00:58:03,833
I was waiting for something good,
my best friend, Honey.
1280
00:58:03,916 --> 00:58:05,250
-Mm-hmm.
-You'd like her, actually.
1281
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:08,041
Similar name categories too,
interestingly enough.
1282
00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:10,250
I guess I always thought
there was a chance.
1283
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,166
But I waited and waited,
and now it's too late.
1284
00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:17,666
I know I said best friend,
but Honey's actually a lot more than that.
1285
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:20,958
She's basically my cool, wet grass
that I scoot on.
1286
00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:22,916
She's my first morning pee.
1287
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,250
You know what? Can you get an itch for me?
1288
00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:27,000
It's all the way by my shoulders.
1289
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:29,125
Yeah, sure. Okay.
1290
00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,041
She's all I ever needed or wanted,
1291
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:34,416
and I never had the courage
to just say what I needed to say to her.
1292
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:35,458
[gasps] Here we go!
1293
00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:37,375
-Bull?!
-[dramatic sting]
1294
00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:39,916
Honey! Oh my God, you're here!
1295
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,375
Oh, okay, you know what?
I'm really not into multiples.
1296
00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:45,541
I'm kidding! I totally am!
1297
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:48,000
Can you imagine
if that's where I drew the line?
1298
00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:49,666
Un-fucking-real.
1299
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:53,875
I can't believe I ran away from a show
just to find you mounting another dog.
1300
00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:56,875
You left the show to find me?
1301
00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:59,791
Wait. That's amazing! That's great!
1302
00:59:00,291 --> 00:59:03,416
This isn't, by the way--
I'm not mounting anybody.
1303
00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:04,916
Well, what would you call that?
1304
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:08,000
What the-- No, no!
1305
00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:11,916
-[groaning]
-Yeah, you ain't going nowhere now, baby.
1306
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,916
-[Bull struggling]
-[Molasses] Mm-hmm.
1307
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,500
[grunting, moaning]
1308
00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:16,750
[tense music playing]
1309
00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:19,791
-God, I'm such an idiot.
-Honey, no! Wait, I can explain!
1310
00:59:19,875 --> 00:59:22,416
I saw you and Sterling, and I thought--
1311
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,750
I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
1312
00:59:24,833 --> 00:59:27,833
Doesn't matter now.
I thought maybe you were different.
1313
00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:30,333
Clearly, you are the same as all of them.
1314
00:59:30,416 --> 00:59:32,791
No! Honey, this is not that.
1315
00:59:32,875 --> 00:59:36,916
You're hanging by your dick
from her vagina, Bull!
1316
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,083
What do you call it?
1317
00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:40,666
I don't know what to call it,
but it isn't sex.
1318
00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:43,375
-Oh shit! It's the cops!
-[police sirens wailing]
1319
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:47,458
-[dramatic music playing]
-[dogs barking in the distance]
1320
00:59:47,541 --> 00:59:50,083
I will rescue you, my darling.
1321
00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:52,291
[dogs barking]
1322
00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:57,458
You are the best lover I ever had.
1323
00:59:57,541 --> 00:59:59,958
No inhibitions, pure desire.
1324
01:00:00,041 --> 01:00:01,416
-[Lucky yells]
-Lucky, no!
1325
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:03,583
[barking]
1326
01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:05,875
Stay away from her, motherfuckers!
1327
01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:08,833
-[barking]
-[officers grunting]
1328
01:00:08,916 --> 01:00:10,458
[Honey barks, growls]
1329
01:00:10,541 --> 01:00:13,000
I can handle myself. Stay away from me.
1330
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:16,125
[Bull yelps]
1331
01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:17,541
[dramatic music continues]
1332
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,125
Shit! [gasps]
1333
01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:21,750
[groans] No!
1334
01:00:21,833 --> 01:00:23,750
We gotta get out of here! [gasps]
1335
01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:26,208
Oh! Rocco! Ah!
1336
01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:27,833
[music ends]
1337
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,208
[dog whimpering]
1338
01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:32,875
[dogs barking]
1339
01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:34,875
[sinister music playing]
1340
01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:36,291
[female dog 1] Ooh!
1341
01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:39,000
[whistling]
1342
01:00:40,125 --> 01:00:42,583
Ooh. You're mine now.
1343
01:00:44,083 --> 01:00:45,458
[growling]
1344
01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:48,208
[Fetch whimpering]
1345
01:00:48,791 --> 01:00:50,750
Oh shit! Look at those balls!
1346
01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:53,708
Come on, come on, I'm in heat!
Take me now, take me now!
1347
01:00:53,791 --> 01:00:55,958
Give me the juice,
give me the juice, give me the juice!
1348
01:00:56,541 --> 01:00:57,791
Hey, baby.
1349
01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:58,708
[Rocco exclaims]
1350
01:00:58,791 --> 01:01:00,083
Fucking hell, nipples.
1351
01:01:00,166 --> 01:01:04,416
Look at those nipples!
Look at all them nipples. [trembling]
1352
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,708
[female dog 2]
Come on and suck on these teats.
1353
01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:10,916
-Mum, can I finally really have some, Mum?
-[female dog 2] Come get it, boy.
1354
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,500
-No, Rocco! That's not your mom!
-But the nipples! The nipples!
1355
01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:15,000
[music ends]
1356
01:01:18,041 --> 01:01:19,500
[Rocco barking]
1357
01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:22,458
Honey.
1358
01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:24,166
[emotional music playing]
1359
01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:25,083
[Fetch sighs]
1360
01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:28,666
I'm a convict.
Mother will never forgive me.
1361
01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:31,166
No more likes. No more hearts.
1362
01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:33,333
You have to face the truth, Fetch.
1363
01:01:33,916 --> 01:01:35,541
You're just a dog.
1364
01:01:37,291 --> 01:01:38,125
[sniffles]
1365
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:40,041
Bow-wow-wow.
1366
01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:40,958
[sobs]
1367
01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:42,750
Bow-wow.
1368
01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:43,916
[cries]
1369
01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:45,916
[Lucky sighs]
1370
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:51,041
I know this probably isn't the right time
to say this, but I fell in love.
1371
01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:52,583
What? With who?
1372
01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:55,083
That striking Doberman, Frankie.
1373
01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:58,500
They are everything and have everything.
1374
01:01:58,583 --> 01:02:00,583
Everything? What do you mean?
1375
01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:04,083
They had a fruit and a vegetable.
1376
01:02:04,166 --> 01:02:05,666
Ah, I've heard about this.
1377
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:09,666
You see, Frankie was born
with both a cannoli and a lasagna.
1378
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:11,041
I'm confused.
1379
01:02:11,125 --> 01:02:12,583
That doesn't matter, okay?
1380
01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:15,500
All I know
is they taught me how to love myself.
1381
01:02:15,583 --> 01:02:17,541
And how to 699.
1382
01:02:18,791 --> 01:02:21,000
This is all my fault.
1383
01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:22,666
-[Lucky] Yeah.
-For sure.
1384
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:26,333
Oh, yeah. No, everything that happened
is your fault, definitely.
1385
01:02:26,416 --> 01:02:29,125
-Thanks for the support.
-[officer] Oh, look at you.
1386
01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:30,416
You don't belong in here.
1387
01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:32,750
Let's see if you have a chip.
Yep, here we go.
1388
01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,541
Well, it won't be long now.
1389
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:36,750
-How do you know?
-[Fetch] He scanned her chip.
1390
01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:40,500
Her owners are being informed
of her location as we speak.
1391
01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:42,416
[Bull] Well, that's great, I guess.
1392
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,375
She doesn't belong in a place like this.
1393
01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:46,916
[somber music playing]
1394
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:52,916
-[birds chirping]
-[music fades]
1395
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,750
[officer] Right this way. She's back here.
1396
01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:57,458
-[lock rattles]
-[Honey's owner gasps] There she is.
1397
01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,541
Oh, Honey, my precious little angel.
1398
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:02,416
-How you ended up here, I'll never know.
-[gate opening]
1399
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:05,708
We better hurry home. We have
a big playdate for our little champion.
1400
01:03:05,791 --> 01:03:07,666
-[ominous music playing]
-Big playdate?
1401
01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:08,958
Oh no.
1402
01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:09,875
What is it?
1403
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:12,791
That's what he meant at the park! Fuck!
1404
01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:15,791
If Honey won,
then he would get to breed with her.
1405
01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:20,166
She's gonna be studded out
to that douchebag Sterling.
1406
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,291
[sighs] It's over.
1407
01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:23,833
Uh-oh.
1408
01:03:23,916 --> 01:03:26,833
I gotta go. I gotta go bad.
Where do I go? Where do I go?
1409
01:03:26,916 --> 01:03:29,375
Don't you smell it, Lucky?
It's all around you.
1410
01:03:29,458 --> 01:03:31,541
This fucking whole place
is a giant pee puddle.
1411
01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:34,291
-[intriguing music playing]
-Holy shit, that just might work.
1412
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:36,083
All right. Listen up, everyone.
1413
01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:39,625
Once we were on vacation
at this place called Las Vegas, right?
1414
01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:41,583
They had a lot of lights, and all the…
1415
01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:43,041
[music fades]
1416
01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:45,041
[dogs barking frantically]
1417
01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,916
[officer 1]
What the heck's going on in there?
1418
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,041
-[dogs continue barking frantically]
-[keys jingling]
1419
01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:54,458
["Time to Say Goodbye" by Andrea Bocelli
and Sarah Brightman playing]
1420
01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:56,541
-[squeaking]
-[squeaking]
1421
01:03:57,958 --> 01:03:58,916
[officer 2] What the--
1422
01:04:03,166 --> 01:04:06,500
Bellagio these motherfuckers!
1423
01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:08,375
-[pee hisses]
-[officers grunting]
1424
01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:09,791
[music swells]
1425
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:12,958
[Bocelli and Brightman singing in Italian]
1426
01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:17,958
[pee splashing]
1427
01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:21,541
[shoes squeaking]
1428
01:04:25,041 --> 01:04:25,958
[glass shatters]
1429
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,708
[zapping]
1430
01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:33,916
[popping]
1431
01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:36,791
[officer 1 grunting]
1432
01:04:39,791 --> 01:04:40,875
[grunting]
1433
01:04:51,916 --> 01:04:52,958
Now what?
1434
01:04:53,041 --> 01:04:55,958
Now you be the best human you can be.
1435
01:04:56,041 --> 01:04:58,041
["Time to Say Goodbye" crescendos]
1436
01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:04,166
-[dog barking]
-[song ends]
1437
01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:06,166
[barking happily]
1438
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,333
[barking]
1439
01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:10,500
[dogs barking in the distance]
1440
01:05:10,583 --> 01:05:12,000
[Bull laughs]
1441
01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:13,291
[squeak]
1442
01:05:14,708 --> 01:05:16,333
[all barking]
1443
01:05:16,416 --> 01:05:18,291
[steps receding]
1444
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,750
[male cat] Ah, you there, dog.
1445
01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:31,000
Do you think you could help out
a, you know, fellow animal here?
1446
01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:35,333
Yeah, uh, not gonna happen. Fucking cats.
1447
01:05:35,416 --> 01:05:36,583
[steps receding]
1448
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,500
Fucking dogs.
1449
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:40,083
[dramatic music playing]
1450
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:41,875
[all barking excitedly]
1451
01:05:41,958 --> 01:05:43,291
[tires squealing]
1452
01:05:43,375 --> 01:05:44,666
[dogs barking]
1453
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:49,500
[paws squealing]
1454
01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:50,416
Bull!
1455
01:05:51,916 --> 01:05:54,041
What is it, Lucky?
We don't have much time.
1456
01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:55,833
I have to find Frankie.
1457
01:05:55,916 --> 01:05:58,750
-But--
-Frankie is my "Honey," Bull.
1458
01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:01,000
Ah shit, pal. That's all you have to say.
1459
01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,000
Good luck.
1460
01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:05,625
[dramatic music continues]
1461
01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:08,375
Frankie!
1462
01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:11,458
Frankie!
1463
01:06:12,458 --> 01:06:13,541
Frankie!
1464
01:06:15,541 --> 01:06:17,875
[dramatic music swells and stops]
1465
01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:21,083
[echoing] Frankie!
1466
01:06:21,166 --> 01:06:22,125
[Frankie] Hungry?
1467
01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:23,875
Frankie?
1468
01:06:23,958 --> 01:06:25,333
The one and only.
1469
01:06:25,416 --> 01:06:26,916
[charming music playing]
1470
01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:33,000
[music ends]
1471
01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:35,125
[tense music playing]
1472
01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:41,416
-[Bull] What the--
-[music stops]
1473
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:43,750
[melancholy music playing]
1474
01:06:45,083 --> 01:06:47,125
[Fetch] Yeah,
they've been worried sick about you.
1475
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,875
Went house-to-house
looking for you and everything.
1476
01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:51,875
That's how we knew you left.
1477
01:06:51,958 --> 01:06:54,416
They… they love and miss me?
1478
01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:59,000
Then why the hell
do they wanna cut off my balls?!
1479
01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:02,250
It's sweet and horrific
all at the same time.
1480
01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:04,125
[upbeat music playing]
1481
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,125
[Bull panting]
1482
01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:10,500
[man and woman laughing]
1483
01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:13,708
[Honey's owner] Oh, these two
are gonna produce a prize-winning litter.
1484
01:07:13,791 --> 01:07:15,666
-We're gonna make so much money.
-[glasses clink]
1485
01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:17,833
[Sterling's owner]
Gosh, I forgot cheese and crackers.
1486
01:07:17,916 --> 01:07:20,000
Ooh, I'll help you. Hold on.
1487
01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:22,583
-Gotta get loose. [sighs] Yeah.
-[bones cracking]
1488
01:07:22,666 --> 01:07:23,583
[groans]
1489
01:07:23,666 --> 01:07:27,625
Don't wanna pull my hammy
when I'm giving you the slam-bammy.
1490
01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:28,666
[groans]
1491
01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:30,250
Stretch it out.
1492
01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:32,541
-Ugh. Whatever. Less talking, please.
-[Sterling] Yeah.
1493
01:07:32,625 --> 01:07:33,458
Like, no talking.
1494
01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:37,208
Seriously, Honey, you should consider
yourself one lucky bitch.
1495
01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:40,541
I'm kind of a top-notch stud.
Like, there's a long waiting list.
1496
01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:43,166
Oh, it's a shame
you can't mate with yourself
1497
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:45,125
since you're so cool and interesting.
1498
01:07:45,208 --> 01:07:46,166
[Sterling sighs]
1499
01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:49,500
What can I say? Everyone wants my DNA.
1500
01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:51,625
I shoot gold out of this gun.
1501
01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:54,708
I've got a glistening coat,
symmetrical body structure,
1502
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:58,708
healthy gums, powerful gait,
and a generally imposing stature.
1503
01:07:58,791 --> 01:08:00,708
Every bit the perfect asshole.
1504
01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:01,916
Yes, that too.
1505
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,916
-It's bleached every other week.
-[tinkling]
1506
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:05,333
Ugh.
1507
01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:07,916
-He's such a douche.
-What are you gonna do?
1508
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,833
I'm gonna hop this fence
and kick the shit out of that fucker!
1509
01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:14,291
Woo-hoo! Go, Bull!
1510
01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:16,041
[dramatic music playing]
1511
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:21,875
[music pauses]
1512
01:08:21,958 --> 01:08:23,208
[Bull groans]
1513
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:25,166
-[music resumes, pauses]
-[Bull groans]
1514
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:27,125
-[music resumes, pauses]
-[Bull groans]
1515
01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:28,875
-[music resumes, pauses]
-[Bull groans]
1516
01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:30,083
[fence rattles]
1517
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:32,666
I hope that stops soon.
1518
01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:37,958
I wouldn't want it to interfere
with the timing of my rhythmic thrusting.
1519
01:08:38,041 --> 01:08:42,166
Right. Because if there's one thing
that makes sex great, it's predictability.
1520
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,583
Okay, I'm properly stretched.
1521
01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,666
Let's get this on, baby.
1522
01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:49,291
[Bull panting, gasping for air]
1523
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:50,875
Oh no. They're starting.
1524
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:53,208
-[dramatic music resumes]
-[Bull screams]
1525
01:08:53,291 --> 01:08:55,541
Ooh, this is gonna be
the most painful one.
1526
01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:56,458
I got this.
1527
01:08:56,541 --> 01:08:59,500
-[music swells, pauses]
-[Bull yelps]
1528
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:01,666
Why didn't you do that
the first six times?
1529
01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:03,000
Well, I thought he'd make it.
1530
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,041
[dramatic music builds]
1531
01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:16,083
[birds chirping]
1532
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,833
[music ends with dramatic sting]
1533
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:25,166
[suspenseful music playing]
1534
01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:34,666
[suspenseful music continues]
1535
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,625
[music stops]
1536
01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:42,375
[Bull groans]
1537
01:09:43,541 --> 01:09:44,708
[Sterling] Oh.
1538
01:09:44,791 --> 01:09:45,958
Ooh.
1539
01:09:46,041 --> 01:09:46,875
Oh.
1540
01:09:46,958 --> 01:09:48,375
Oh yes.
1541
01:09:48,875 --> 01:09:49,958
Oh.
1542
01:09:50,041 --> 01:09:51,041
Oh!
1543
01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:52,833
Oh yes.
1544
01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:55,625
Oh! Ah.
1545
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:57,333
Bull.
1546
01:09:57,416 --> 01:09:58,958
My queen.
1547
01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:00,125
[Bull exclaims]
1548
01:10:00,208 --> 01:10:01,416
What the hell?
1549
01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,375
Honey, I'm sorry.
1550
01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:05,833
I came to the dog show to tell you…
[strained] …something.
1551
01:10:06,416 --> 01:10:09,666
Something… [straining]
…I should have said a long time ago.
1552
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:12,416
But when I saw you and…
[strained] …Sterling
1553
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,916
up there, I thought I had blown my chance.
1554
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,333
["True" by Spandau Ballet playing]
1555
01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,583
I never should have gone
to that freaky-ass…
1556
01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:20,916
[strained] …Humphouse place.
1557
01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:24,583
-Bull, I--
-Uh. I'm sorry.
1558
01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:27,333
I have to say it now.
[strained] I love you.
1559
01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:28,666
-Oh, baby.
-[song pauses]
1560
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,791
Oh yeah. Of course you love me.
1561
01:10:30,875 --> 01:10:33,458
Who wouldn't after this jackhammering?
[groaning]
1562
01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:35,708
[high-pitched] What? He's going faster.
1563
01:10:35,791 --> 01:10:37,916
But to be clear, I do not love you.
1564
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,750
Sorry, but I pride myself
in always being honest.
1565
01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:43,041
You're just one of the many. [groaning]
1566
01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:45,333
-I've loved you since we were pups.
-["True" resumes]
1567
01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:47,291
I loved when you chewed on my ears.
1568
01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:51,291
I loved that when it rained,
we tried to bite all the raindrops.
1569
01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:56,000
I still pee like a girl
because the way you did it seemed better.
1570
01:10:56,083 --> 01:10:59,750
Oh, Bull, are you crying?
1571
01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:02,625
Yeah, and not really sure
if they're tears of joy or pain,
1572
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:04,375
or what the heck's going on.
1573
01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:06,375
I don't know what's gonna happen
after this,
1574
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:09,500
but know that I will always
and forever love you.
1575
01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:13,375
-[song ends]
-Oh, Sterling! [groaning]
1576
01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:17,083
Oh yeah. [laughing] Oh yes. Oh, Sterling.
1577
01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:19,541
[Bull gasps]
1578
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:23,166
That was interesting.
1579
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:24,583
You're very tight,
1580
01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:26,958
or probably I'm so large.
1581
01:11:27,041 --> 01:11:30,375
I hope my girth didn't hurt much,
not that I care.
1582
01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:31,958
Okay, bye.
1583
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:34,750
[Sterling's owner] What a performance.
Who wants a cookie?
1584
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:36,666
[Honey's owner]
I think she really enjoyed it.
1585
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:38,750
[melancholy music playing]
1586
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:45,083
-[music fading]
-[birds singing]
1587
01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:48,291
[groaning] I'm not dripping, am I?
1588
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:50,250
That was amazing.
1589
01:11:50,333 --> 01:11:51,916
You're like a hero.
1590
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:56,333
Fuck Lassie. Fuck Beethoven.
Even Benji can go fuck himself.
1591
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:57,875
You're the real deal.
1592
01:11:57,958 --> 01:11:59,958
Yeah, that was some inspirational shit.
1593
01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:01,958
Well, I'm totally into ass play,
1594
01:12:02,041 --> 01:12:05,041
but the idea that Sterling's demon seed
is inside of me
1595
01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:08,250
is completely traumatizing.
So I'm gonna go dump him out.
1596
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,416
-Ow.
-[joints cracking]
1597
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:11,708
Ow. Ow.
1598
01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:13,500
Ow.
1599
01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:14,500
Ow.
1600
01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:15,416
Ow.
1601
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,458
[steps receding]
1602
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:18,041
[girl crying]
1603
01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,583
[glass squeaking]
1604
01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:21,333
-[dad] Bull? Oh my God!
-[girl gasping]
1605
01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:22,833
[girl] Bull, you're back!
1606
01:12:22,916 --> 01:12:24,375
[dad] Come here, Bully Boy.
1607
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:28,375
-Oh, holy shit, he smells like ass.
-[girl] Oh, my baby.
1608
01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:31,083
[groans]
Watch the butthole, people, please.
1609
01:12:31,166 --> 01:12:32,791
[joyful music playing]
1610
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:40,458
[music fading]
1611
01:12:40,541 --> 01:12:42,541
[snoring]
1612
01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:46,041
[gasps]
1613
01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:51,750
[crickets chirping]
1614
01:12:55,541 --> 01:12:57,000
Uh, Honey?
1615
01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:04,666
[Bull groaning]
1616
01:13:04,750 --> 01:13:06,250
[continues groaning]
1617
01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:09,625
[gasps]
1618
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,625
["Me and Mrs. Jones"
by Billy Paul playing]
1619
01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:14,250
-Honey, I--
-Quiet. It's my turn to talk.
1620
01:13:15,666 --> 01:13:19,083
What you did, I just…
I just wanna say thank you.
1621
01:13:19,625 --> 01:13:22,875
And I wanna tell you, I love you too.
1622
01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:25,875
Ever since we were pups.
Just like you said.
1623
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,500
-No way.
-Yes, you idiot.
1624
01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:32,000
Why do you think I was always waiting
at the fence for you to wake up?
1625
01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:34,083
I loved how you smelled
your first pee spot
1626
01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:35,791
for 15 minutes each morning,
1627
01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:38,708
checking the same area
over and over again.
1628
01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:41,000
I love that you failed obedience school
1629
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:43,166
and that you sleep
on your back spread-eagle
1630
01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:45,708
and that you were always waiting for me
when I got home.
1631
01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,291
["Me and Mrs. Jones" continues]
1632
01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:50,916
But I'm a… I'm a mutt. You're perfect.
1633
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,458
Well, perfection has its flaws.
1634
01:13:53,541 --> 01:13:54,708
I'm over it.
1635
01:13:54,791 --> 01:13:56,250
What about your lineage?
1636
01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:59,375
Oh, fuck lineage.
The world has enough Sterlings, right?
1637
01:13:59,916 --> 01:14:04,375
Yeah, but you should know
I'm about to lose my one good asset.
1638
01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:05,958
Uh.
1639
01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:08,708
Yeah, trust me,
no one is gonna miss those.
1640
01:14:08,791 --> 01:14:09,625
Really?
1641
01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:10,750
Really.
1642
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:15,375
You are you in spite of those,
not because of them.
1643
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:17,958
[laughs]
Wish you could've told me that earlier.
1644
01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:19,791
We could've avoided this whole night.
1645
01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:24,250
Well, I'm glad I didn't, because then
we might not have ended up together.
1646
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,958
You are one of a kind, Bull.
1647
01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:31,208
And I love you for it.
1648
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:35,666
And you know, I'm still in heat.
1649
01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:37,750
["Me And Mrs. Jones" continues]
1650
01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:44,416
♪ Me and Mrs., Mrs. Jones ♪
1651
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:47,458
♪ Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones ♪
1652
01:14:49,666 --> 01:14:56,666
♪ We got a thing going on ♪
1653
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,208
[song fades]
1654
01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:07,250
["Lovely Day" by Bill Withers playing]
1655
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:18,625
♪ When I wake up in the mornin', love ♪
1656
01:15:20,791 --> 01:15:23,791
♪ And the sunlight hurts my eyes ♪
1657
01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:28,708
-[engine starting]
-♪ And somethin' without warnin', love ♪
1658
01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,666
♪ Bears heavy on my mind ♪
1659
01:15:34,625 --> 01:15:36,541
♪ Then I look at you ♪
1660
01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:41,375
♪ And the world's all right with me ♪
1661
01:15:44,416 --> 01:15:46,250
♪ Just one look at you ♪
1662
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,416
♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪
1663
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,291
[Bull, Ol' Spice, and Napoleon laughing]
1664
01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:57,750
-♪ A lovely day ♪
-♪ Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ♪
1665
01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:59,125
♪ Lovely day ♪
1666
01:15:59,208 --> 01:16:03,208
-♪ Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ♪
-[both chuckling]
1667
01:16:03,291 --> 01:16:07,125
-♪ A lovely day ♪
-♪ Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ♪
1668
01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:11,166
♪ Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ♪
1669
01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:13,708
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
1670
01:16:13,791 --> 01:16:16,083
-♪ Then I look at you ♪
-[train horn blaring]
1671
01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:20,208
♪ And the world's all right with me ♪
1672
01:16:20,291 --> 01:16:22,208
[steam hissing]
1673
01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,375
♪ Just one look at you ♪
1674
01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:29,458
♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪
1675
01:16:29,958 --> 01:16:31,500
[train horn blaring]
1676
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:36,875
-♪ A lovely day ♪
-♪ Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ♪
1677
01:16:36,958 --> 01:16:40,083
♪ Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ♪
1678
01:16:40,666 --> 01:16:42,083
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
1679
01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:46,958
-♪ A lovely day ♪
-♪ Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day… ♪
1680
01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:49,041
[song fades]
1681
01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:52,083
[upbeat music playing]
1682
01:16:58,208 --> 01:16:59,625
[giggling]
1683
01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:02,083
-'Sup, dog?
-What's up? Looking good.
1684
01:17:02,166 --> 01:17:04,208
-Hey, thanks.
-Wow. So fit, Bull.
1685
01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:05,125
Thanks, pup.
1686
01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:07,250
Ooh, looking good, Bull.
1687
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:08,583
My man!
1688
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,041
-What's up, Bull?
-Hey, Bull!
1689
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:11,375
What's good, y'all?
1690
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:14,208
[music stops]
1691
01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:16,041
Hey, cowboy.
1692
01:17:16,125 --> 01:17:17,041
Howdy, partner.
1693
01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:18,166
How's it feeling?
1694
01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:20,666
Well, you know, okay, I guess.
1695
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:23,625
But sometimes
I get these phantom feelings,
1696
01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:25,083
like they're still there,
1697
01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:26,958
and then there's the nightmares.
1698
01:17:27,041 --> 01:17:30,625
They come haunt me
like some crazy-ass testicle ghosts.
1699
01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:33,416
[spookily] "Why did you kill us, Bull?"
1700
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:36,833
"What did we ever do to you? Why?"
1701
01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:38,666
Ooh, that's super scary.
1702
01:17:38,750 --> 01:17:41,083
I used to dream
that my balls became clowns
1703
01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:43,291
and performed at children's parties.
1704
01:17:44,041 --> 01:17:45,458
[puppies barking]
1705
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:46,458
-Whoa!
-[crashing]
1706
01:17:46,541 --> 01:17:48,625
-[happy music playing]
-[Lucky] Hi, Honey.
1707
01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:50,250
-Hi.
-All right, doll?
1708
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:51,875
Hey, fellas.
1709
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:54,000
[chuckling] All those pups.
1710
01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:57,750
Listen, some of you
might not get the teat, all right?
1711
01:17:57,833 --> 01:18:01,041
But that's okay.
It doesn't make you any less of a dog.
1712
01:18:02,083 --> 01:18:03,958
Ugh, this mom thing is a bitch.
1713
01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:07,250
I can't get a night's rest
without someone sucking on my nipples.
1714
01:18:07,916 --> 01:18:09,833
[puppies barking]
1715
01:18:09,916 --> 01:18:11,625
-I just… I…
-[music stops]
1716
01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:12,833
I can't figure it out.
1717
01:18:12,916 --> 01:18:15,291
There's… there's no way
those could be mine.
1718
01:18:15,375 --> 01:18:17,500
Maybe it's something I ate that day.
1719
01:18:17,583 --> 01:18:20,750
[Sterling's owner] Hey there, champ.
We've got a big surprise for you.
1720
01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:23,291
-We filled the toilet with Kool-Aid.
-[dramatic sting]
1721
01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:25,208
-No! What the fuck?
-[owner] Come on.
1722
01:18:25,291 --> 01:18:29,250
No! No, no, no! Uh-uh, no. Oh my God, no!
1723
01:18:29,791 --> 01:18:31,791
Karma's a bitch. [panting]
1724
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,708
Suck my unobstructed dick, motherfucker!
1725
01:18:35,750 --> 01:18:37,875
-[upbeat music playing]
-[dogs barking]
1726
01:18:38,791 --> 01:18:40,625
[puppies barking]
1727
01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:42,833
[Honey laughing]
1728
01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:46,333
Hey, come on, you bougie bitch.
1729
01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:49,208
It's ladies' night, and we gotta go.
1730
01:18:50,666 --> 01:18:52,666
Hey, Bully, do you mind watching the pups?
1731
01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:56,083
I wanna go with these crazy bitches
and get our freak on.
1732
01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:57,041
Uh.
1733
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,416
-Yeah. Okay, sure.
-[Honey] Woo-hoo!
1734
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:01,000
Wait up, you hairy sluts!
1735
01:19:01,625 --> 01:19:03,583
-Don't look so worried, Bull.
-[music ends]
1736
01:19:03,666 --> 01:19:06,750
I mean, how freaky
can those girls get, right?
1737
01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:07,791
[Bull chuckles]
1738
01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:09,791
Uh, yeah. You're right, Fetch.
1739
01:19:10,416 --> 01:19:11,875
How freaky can they get?
1740
01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:13,625
["Hot in Herre" by Nelly playing]
1741
01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,333
♪ So hot in, hot in ♪
1742
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,500
[roars]
1743
01:19:18,583 --> 01:19:20,625
[crowd cheering]
1744
01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:23,250
[crowd cheering, barking]
1745
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:25,083
[crowd cheering, barking continues]
1746
01:19:25,791 --> 01:19:28,916
♪ With a little bit a
With a little bit a ♪
1747
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,000
[music distorts]
1748
01:19:31,083 --> 01:19:32,458
[crowd cheering]
1749
01:19:32,541 --> 01:19:34,583
♪ It's gettin' hot in here ♪
1750
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:36,708
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
1751
01:19:36,791 --> 01:19:39,000
♪ I am gettin' so hot ♪
1752
01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:41,041
♪ I wanna take my clothes off ♪
1753
01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:43,500
♪ Oh! Its gettin' hot in here ♪
1754
01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:45,750
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
1755
01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:50,333
♪ I am gettin' so hot
I wanna take my clothes off ♪
1756
01:19:50,416 --> 01:19:52,666
[Honey cheering]
1757
01:19:53,458 --> 01:19:55,000
♪ Let it hang all out ♪
1758
01:19:55,083 --> 01:19:57,708
♪ Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah ♪
1759
01:19:57,791 --> 01:19:59,875
♪ Let it hang all out ♪
1760
01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:02,916
♪ With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah ♪
1761
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,208
♪ Let it just fall out ♪
1762
01:20:04,291 --> 01:20:07,458
♪ I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, baby, make it ah, ah ♪
1763
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:08,666
-♪ Oh ♪
-[song ends]
1764
01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:12,000
[both laughing]
1765
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,541
[upbeat music playing]
1766
01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:03,791
{\an8}[music ends]
1767
01:21:03,875 --> 01:21:06,125
{\an8}[mellow music playing]
1768
01:22:11,458 --> 01:22:12,500
[music ends]
1769
01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:14,375
[soft music playing]
1770
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:28,041
[music ends]
1771
01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:30,125
[funky music playing]
1772
01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:33,916
[music ends]
1773
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,000
[romantic music playing]
1774
01:25:13,416 --> 01:25:14,791
[music fades]