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It's hotter than Satan's asshole.
I'm building a water park.
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As much as I love soaking
in the soup of my fellow men,
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I'm afraid there's no room in the budget
for a water park, King Merriman.
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Water parks pay for themselves!
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You hear that?
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It'd be irresponsible not to build
a water park, Blinkerquartz!
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With what money?
We'd have to mortgage the castle!
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When it comes to mortgages,
I know the term "castle default swap"
9
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sounds misleading, but‐.
10
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Sold! Your haircut makes me trust you.
11
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You defaulted on the mortgage,
and now the bank owns the castle.
12
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We'll have to slash the military budget.
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Thank you for selling me
all your military surplus.
14
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This better not come back
to bite me in the ass.
15
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Bandits just stole all the cattle
with a shitload of military surplus.
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Sorry. This is just a thing I do
when I'm nervous.
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Okay, no steaks for a while,
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but we can use the grazing land
to plant grain.
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Nobody's gonna starve.
I've got this under control.
20
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I'll trade you all your grain
for these magic beans.
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Done. Holy fucking hell.
22
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Finally. Problem solved.
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Now, I've got a date with a lazy river.
24
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Oh, come on!
25
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I've got you.
26
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And that's why I burned down
the water park for the insurance money.
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Was the water park insured?
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Fuckin' beans!
29
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Oh. There you are, beans!
30
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Oi! You, boy!
31
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Tell the king to suck me balls!
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We're starving out here!
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Okay. Will do.
34
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Great. Cheers, mate!
35
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Ah, those poor people.
36
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Maybe you're not magic beans,
37
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but at this point we could use
some regular beans, too.
38
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I bet all you need is a helping hand
to get started.
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I believe in you, beans.
40
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SLOANE I believe in you, too.
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Beans, is that you?
42
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Do you always talk to dirt?
43
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Chicken soup for dinner again.
44
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Ah!
45
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Wish the bandits hadn't
stolen all our cows.
46
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Hi, I'm Patrick. I'm a squire.
47
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I'm Sloane. I work in the kitchen.
48
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Oh, let me grab that for you.
49
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So, uh, ah,
50
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do you, uh, behead chickens here often?
51
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Actually, this was my last one.
52
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With the budget cuts,
kitchen staff's getting laid off.
53
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I was gonna stay with my aunt,
54
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but her condo burned in that
mysterious water park fire.
55
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Oh, no. That's terrible.
56
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Well, maybe now I'll finish my novel.
57
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It's about a depressed kitchen maid
who can't feed her family.
58
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Wow. Things are worse than I thought.
59
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Oh, yeah. It's a shitshow.
I hear squires might be next.
60
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But don't listen to me.
I'm just a depressed kitchen maid
61
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who can't feed her family.
62
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Oh! The novel's about you.
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Oi! Haircut!
64
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Stop talking that girl's tits off,
65
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and get busy telling the king
to suck me balls!
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Sounds like you have a lot to do.
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Anyways, too bad I'm leaving.
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Would've been nice
to get to know you, Patrick.
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B‐bye, Sloane!
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Did you hear that, beans?
She wishes she could get to know me.
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You're right. Maybe I can save her job.
I'll talk to the king.
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I love you, little buddies.
73
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Your highness, we're late
for the morning briefing!
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We have much to discuss,
and it's all bad.
75
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Is there cake at the meeting?
76
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We had to cut the cake budget,
77
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which you would know,
if you came to the briefing.
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No cake, no king.
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You can't hide in there, forever, sire.
The people are angry.
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Wha-What are they saying?
81
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She's the most beautiful girl
I've ever met, Broth.
82
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Who knew someone could look
so sexy slitting a chicken's throat?
83
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Oh, boy. A castle smokeshow.
I can't wait to lay eyes on this broad.
84
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She's right there. Look!
85
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Where? That extremely average
potato maid is in the way.
86
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- Hey, lady! Quit blocking the view!
- What?
87
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S‐shut up. That's her!
Isn't she gorgeous?
88
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Two eyes, a mouth, a nose. I mean,
89
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her face has all the parts.
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Aah. I know.
91
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- I can't let her get fired.
- Patrick.
92
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Get the king out of his room.
He can't hide all day.
93
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Here's some cheese and crackers
if you need backup.
94
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Sometimes you have to make
a cheese trail and hide around the corner.
95
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And then I told Blinkerquartz,
96
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"No cake, no king."
97
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You're the cleverest king
in all the land. Kiss me!
98
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Now, now, you little starfucker.
99
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Kiss me, or I'll kill myself!
100
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Let's not be hasty.
101
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I'm throwing myself
out the window. For love.
102
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What the hell?
103
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Merlin's merkin! My beans!
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My magic beans!
105
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My sustained verbal abuse
and plant‐shaming worked!
106
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Oh, that's weird.
Someone left a trail of snacky food.
107
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Who will eat it?
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Sire?
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What? The beans!
110
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I‐I knew they just needed a little love.
111
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Your maj‐Sire!
112
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Be back never, motherfuckers!
113
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Jesus Christ,
he's free‐soloing the stock.
114
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He doesn't have
the upper body strength for that.
115
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I've gotta go after him. Or do I?
116
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If he's running away from his problems,
maybe I should, too.
117
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But if the king dies, the kingdom's
problems might only get worse.
118
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Oh, God. Come back!
The kingdom needs you!
119
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Fuck the kingdom. I'm free!
My new life starts today!
120
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Where do you think this goes?
121
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I'll climb this baby to the moon!
122
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Whoa!
123
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Meh.
124
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Mom, Dad, we're here for Sunday dinner.
125
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They're at a jigsaw puzzle convention?
126
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Ugh. God, Dad is so whipped.
127
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They left us twenty bucks for pizza.
Fuck, yeah!
128
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Hey, man!
129
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- Somebody get the door! Ha ha ha ha!
- Blarney, what the fuck?
130
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Look what I found on the street!
131
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A big‐ass bean!
132
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Please don't bring
your filthy street bean in here.
133
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Aah. Eh, you think it's worth something?
134
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Absolutely not.
135
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Why is your bean moving?
136
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There's nothing up here but clouds.
137
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Exactly. No meetings. No debt.
138
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No uninsured water parks.
139
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Holy shit! Sire? Sire!
140
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Are you okay? What.
141
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It's better than any Blanket Kingdom.
142
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Where... Where are we?
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Home.
144
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That rainbow city looks far away.
145
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Patrick, carry me there.
146
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Oh. Wait.
147
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Look out! Big, big people!
148
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Aah! Big people are attacking! Help!
149
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Easy now, Wispies.
Let's not fear the unknown.
150
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Let's welcome these strangers
with compassion!
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Greetings! I am Mayor McCloud
of the Wispies.
152
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Welcome to the
People's Republic of Nimbus!
153
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Well, I'm Patrick,
and this is King Merriman.
154
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Did he say he's a king?
155
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We haven't had
one of those in centuries!
156
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No king? Then how do you know
which one of you is the best?
157
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Well, we're all the best.
158
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I know! We'll explain it in a song!
159
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No. No, that's, that's‐‐
No, you're good.
160
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Your town is amazing.
You have so many good ideas.
161
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I'm not sold.
162
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Oh, fuck. Mm. That's good. Mm.
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We are never leaving.
164
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Seriously, Patrick. Try this.
165
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Our cake scene back home
is seriously subpar.
166
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I'm like a blind man seeing color
for the first time.
167
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For the love of God, make it stop!
168
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Coral, go do your thing!
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00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,210
- My "thing"?
- Your maternal instincts.
170
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:52,712
I think they're located in the boob area.
171
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,924
Are you kidding me? I hate babies.
172
00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:59,177
Do you know how hard it is
to not get pregnant in this day and age?
173
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My high school nickname was
"The Comeback Kid."
174
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,307
Why don't we just throw it in the river
and get some pizza?
175
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,517
Good plan. Agreed.
176
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,259
Damn, that's cute.
177
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,556
Ah, Beanie's hungry.
178
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,830
Wow, we're actually great parents!
179
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,457
(Beanie cooing\}
Nah, nah, nah. This is Ruben's pizza.
180
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Get off!
181
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,545
The fuck-Get-off...
182
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- Get the fuck off of me!
- Holy shit!
183
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,718
Have you taken the tour?
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They've got an ethically sourced
food co‐op, a‐a windmill power grid,
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free childcare center, and don't even
have a word for unemployment.
186
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,644
And they have a vending machine
just for cake.
187
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Mm.
188
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:53,982
Okay. Sire, this place is a utopia.
189
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These ideas could help us
out of our financial crisis back home.
190
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,404
Home? This is my home now, Patrick.
191
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The home with unlimited cake.
192
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,199
I love Nimbus, too.
193
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,953
But we have responsibilities at home.
The people need you.
194
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,914
You go be responsible.
I'll be right here.
195
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,332
Cakin'. Hello!
196
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,378
I'm not trying to embarrass anybody,
but I must ask.
197
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:19,048
Did one of you have
explosive diarrhea in the rainbow river?
198
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,551
- That's not the toilet?
- Oh, no.
199
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,845
That's the source of
all of our drinking water.
200
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,806
Sucks for you.
How about topping me off on this cake?
201
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,975
And there's another thing, my friend.
202
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,394
You've already eaten
a month's worth of cake.
203
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,896
It's meant to be shared.
204
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,356
Shared? But I'm the king.
205
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,985
Weren't you listening during
the elaborate musical number?
206
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:42,655
This is a republic. Leaders are elected,
and there are strict term limits!
207
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,492
Not anymore. I'm the king now.
208
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:49,770
Your king demands cake!
209
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,063
Rah!
210
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:55,877
This always happens
when big people show up.
211
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,778
Gert! Get the harpoons!
212
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,673
Woo! BOTH: Go, go, go!
213
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,634
Come on, you've got this! You can do it!
214
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:03,427
Yay! Yeah!
215
00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:04,928
They grow up so fast.
216
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,766
You're doing it, Beanie!
217
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,790
There's our little star!
218
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,688
Yeah, Beanie! Holy shit!
219
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,024
Oh, fuckin' awesome!
220
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,778
Untie your king!
221
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,447
No, no, no, no.
Destruction of property.
222
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,283
Poisoning the water. Excessive frowning.
223
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,160
These are serious crimes.
224
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,789
But why am I under arrest?
I was an innocent bystander.
225
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,691
Were you? Bystanding is a felony here.
226
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:46,386
- This place sucks. Let's go home.
- Now you want to go?
227
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:49,347
You ran away from your problems
like a child,
228
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:54,060
and then when we had the chance to leave,
you chose cake, and threw a tantrum.
229
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:57,230
Destroyed their non‐denominational
faith space,
230
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,190
and shat in their drinking water.
231
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:02,735
Hey, maybe I'm not their king,
but I'm still your king,
232
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,529
and I command you to get us out of here.
233
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:08,241
I have been trying to help you all day,
234
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,784
and you keep ignoring me.
235
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,078
Mm. Who said that?
236
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,289
Hear that?
237
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:17,500
You were mean to your king,
and now God's gonna kill you.
238
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,112
Look. The beanstalk! It kept growing.
239
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,343
No song is gonna fix this.
240
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,578
What is it? What's up there?
241
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,788
Giants!
242
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,231
You, there!
This monstrosity's blocking my light!
243
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,715
Chop it down!
244
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:46,196
This isn't over.
One day I'll get your precious butter.
245
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,203
Beanie, did you clean your room?
246
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,998
Don't talk back to me,
you fuckin' gremlin!
247
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,751
Oh. I didn't mean it.
248
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,881
Beanie, I'm sorry!
249
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It's from Kingstown U. Ready?
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Beanie... did... not get in! Fuck!
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He takes after you.
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Fee‐fi‐fo‐fum, bitches!
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Ha ha!
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Spring break!
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Uh. I'm done. Let's do some shots!
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Aah!
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Why did you never mention the giants?
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Show me them Wispie titties!
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They've been gone for generations.
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In olden times, they enslaved us,
but even worse,
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they're assholes!
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Check out the bling! Wassupppp?
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Who wants to get fuckin' faded?
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They're always bringing
their guitars to parties
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and talking about slammin' puss!
266
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And they all seem to be named Tyler.
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We banished them to the clouds above,
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but now your beanstalk has given them
a way to return!
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Oh, he's got his guitar out!
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Oh, great. You got an earring
to go with that shitty tattoo.
271
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Is this midlife crisis
ever gonna end, Beanie?
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Are you drunk?
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You stole a boat?
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What's wrong with you?
Where'd you learn to be a boat thief?
275
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How'd you turn into such a pathetic
attention whore?
276
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And how did you become such a lush?
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I learned it from watching you.
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Is this
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all our fault?
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We made Beanie this way.
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No, we've been terrible parents.
282
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The cops! We've gotta hide Beanie!
283
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You distract them.
I'll sneak Beanie out the back.
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Goodbye.
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No, no, no, no, no! No, Beanie!
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Beanie, no!
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No!
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My firstborn!
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Shit!
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Mm.
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But we didn't vote for this!
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Trick shot!
294
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Ha ha! Meant to do that!
295
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Ha ha ha ha! Watch this!
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Crushed it!
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Mayor McCloud, cut the ropes!
We can help you!
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Freeing you would require
a two‐thirds majority!
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And the speaker of the house
just got trick‐shotted!
300
00:17:56,702 --> 00:18:00,014
Okay. The hell with this.
We're playing by king rules now.
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Humph. Untie us or I eat the mayor.
302
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- Oh!
- See, Patrick?
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Democracy is a failed experiment.
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Now, let's get the fuck out of here.
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We can't just let them get slaughtered.
We're responsible.
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Actually, it's the beans' fault.
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How about this?
If we take down that giant,
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you can take that big‐ass nipple ring.
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Ah, I had one of those in high school,
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but my girlfriend's headgear
got stuck on it.
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Not to wear!
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It's solid gold.
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It'll pay your bills for months!
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Fine. We'll do it your way.
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Here! Run through his legs.
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Party foul! Whoa!
317
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That might be the worst thing
I've ever seen.
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Now gimme that gold.
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Yoink!
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Nope. That's worse. Ugh.
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Uh, I think I'm okay.
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I'm getting my second wind.
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Boot and rally.
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The good news is we'll feast
on giant meat for weeks,
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and the bad news is that beanstalk
still bridges our world to theirs!
326
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Not for much longer.
They're chopping down the beanstalk.
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Come on, sire. It's now or never.
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00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,777
Broth, wait! Stop chopping!
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Sire, get on!
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Whoa! Bazingaaaa!
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Oh, gentlemen.
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It has been an honor‐Aah!
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00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,482
Oh, hey, Patrick. Sloane!
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You're leaving?
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00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,778
What the fuck just happened?
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00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,363
I've saved the kingdom.
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00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,576
Look at this loot.
It's still got a little nipple on it.
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But we're rich.
339
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:30,165
Once we pay for the catastrophic damage
to the castle,
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this should keep us afloat
for a few weeks.
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00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,878
So, the kitchen staff keeps their jobs?
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That's a random question, but sure.
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00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,095
Oh, shit.
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00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,221
What? Oh, no.
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00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,764
Who was that?
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Oh.
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00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:49,309
Oh, my God.
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00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,565
I hope at least their
modern art museum survived.
349
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,277
Never mind.
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00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,989
Patrick, quit lollygagging.
You've got a nipple ring to melt down.
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- And you? Make me a cake.
- Yes, sire.
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Oh! It's not fair!
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00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:24,177
- Goodbye, sweet Beanie.
- We did the best we could.
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00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:27,388
Wow. Who knew parenting was so hard?
355
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,766
You know, nobody ever talks about that.
356
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,269
We should apologize to Mom and Dad
for all we put them through.
357
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,564
Seriously.
I once pawned Mom's wedding ring
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to get into an underground
pirate fight club.
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00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:42,111
I mean, I won, of course.
Totally worth it.
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00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:46,533
Do you guys think Beanie was sent here
to force us to examine ourselves
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and become better people?
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00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,665
Kids, we're home!
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00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,583
Jeez, where'd the day go?
364
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,919
Hey, let's tell Mom
she forgot to leave us pizza money.
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00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,213
Good idea. Classic.
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Hey, Mom! I'm all your fault!
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That was amazing!