1 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,509 Rue: When Cal was a Senior in high school... 2 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,386 Morning, dingleberry. 3 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,389 Yeah... 4 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,975 No, I'm gonna kick your ass. 5 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,936 Yeah, well... put your bra and panties on. 6 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,314 Okay... I'll be there in 10. 7 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:26,067 Rue: ...he spent every day with his best friend Derek. 8 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,278 (car door shuts, engine starts) 9 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,282 ("Mystify" by INXS playing) 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,783 ♪ All veils and misty ♪ 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,785 ♪ Streets of blue ♪ 12 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,539 ♪ Almond looks ♪ 13 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,501 ♪ That chill divine ♪ 14 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:47,797 ♪ Some silken moment ♪ 15 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:52,260 -(whistles) - ♪ Goes on forever ♪ 16 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:58,933 ♪ And we're leavin' broken hearts behind ♪ 17 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,560 -(whistle blows) -♪ Mystify ♪ 18 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,645 Coach: Let's go! Work it! Work it! 19 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,314 Come on! Let's go! Work hard! 20 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,275 You pansy motherfucker! Let's go, Cal! 21 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,903 Don't be a pussy! Let's go! Work hard! 22 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,781 ♪ Mystify me ♪ 23 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,619 -♪ I need perfection ♪ -Coach: Work hard! 24 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:20,330 ♪ Some twisted selection ♪ 25 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,666 ♪ That tangles me ♪ 26 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,254 ♪ To keep me alive ♪ 27 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,300 ♪ Mystify ♪ 28 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,804 -♪ Mystify me ♪ -Good work, boy. 29 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:43,353 ♪ Mystify, mystify me ♪ 30 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:48,817 ♪ Eternally wild with the power ♪ 31 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,694 ♪ To make every moment come alive ♪ 32 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:55,532 ♪ All those stars that shine upon you ♪ 33 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:59,160 ♪ Well they kiss you every night ♪ 34 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,579 ♪ Mystify ♪ 35 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:06,292 ♪ Mystify me ♪ 36 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,379 ♪ Mystify ♪ 37 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,134 You wanna get a milkshake? 38 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,388 ("Never Let Me Down Again" by Depeche Mode playing) 39 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:29,315 ♪ I'm taking a ride with my best friend ♪ 40 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,026 Rue: The best part about his relationship with Derek 41 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,070 was that they could talk for hours 42 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:36,739 about sports, girls, life, whatever. 43 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,909 It didn't matter. 44 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,455 Or they could just sit in silence. 45 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,542 They were that close. 46 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,460 That comfortable. 47 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,882 ♪ ♪ 48 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,105 -Derek: You can go. -What? 49 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,066 Oh. 50 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,902 Rue: He met Marsha junior year. 51 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,654 ("The Look" by Roxette playing) 52 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,409 -What? -Nothin'. 53 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,746 ♪ Walking like a man Hitting like a hammer ♪ 54 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,414 ♪ She's a juvenile scam ♪ 55 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,083 Marsha. Marsha, stop. 56 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,169 ♪ She's got the look ♪ 57 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:34,756 Marsha... I'm gonna bite your foot I swear to God. 58 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,591 Marsha (giggles): Do it. 59 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,718 -Cal: I am driving. -So? 60 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:41,679 It is dangerous. 61 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,182 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 62 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:45,934 ♪ She's got the look ♪ 63 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:46,935 Ah... 64 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,645 ♪ What in the world can make... ♪ 65 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,979 Rue: Marsha was way more forward 66 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,773 than any girl he had met before. 67 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:53,232 ♪ When everything... ♪ 68 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,777 Rue: And even though he wasn't always comfortable, 69 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,445 he was grateful she pushed his boundaries. 70 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,489 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 71 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,325 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 72 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:07,121 Ooh god. Ooh. 73 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,457 ♪ And I go la la la la la ♪ 74 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,416 Ahh. 75 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,251 Rue: He couldn't wait to tell Derek. 76 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,920 Cal: And then she unbuttoned my pants, 77 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,089 and, like, just went for it. 78 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,257 Derek: Dude, was it good? 79 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,633 Cal: I mean, yeah. (chuckles) 80 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,134 Derek: And, like... 81 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:25,056 could she, like, I mean, uh, did she, like, uh, deep throat? 82 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:28,977 -Yeah. (laughs) -Oh, nice, dude. 83 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,313 -Where'd you pop? -Where do ya think? 84 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,149 -And she swallowed? -Yeah. (laughs) 85 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,694 -Wow, dude. Ah. -Yeah. 86 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:43,282 -So, I mean, she's a keeper? -Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 87 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,076 I guess so. 88 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,829 ("Chains of Love" by Erasure playing) 89 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:48,997 (door opens) 90 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,457 ♪ Together with me and my baby ♪ 91 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,793 ♪ Break the chains of love ♪ 92 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,878 Derek, hit the road. 93 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:59,298 -Uh... yeah, I'll see you at practice. -Yep. 94 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,342 Have a good night, Mr. Jacobs. 95 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,808 -Get up. -I will. 96 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:09,976 Right now. 97 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,728 I don't feel well. 98 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,646 Bud: You were fine when I walked in. 99 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,609 Dinner's on the table. 100 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,994 ("Lips Like Sugar" by Echo & the Bunnymen playing) 101 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,454 (softly): Oh fuck. 102 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,334 So, um... 103 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,213 I met a girl. 104 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,673 Rue: And so did Derek. 105 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,968 -Hey! Come on in! -Hey! 106 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,348 ♪ She floats like a swan ♪ 107 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,103 ♪ Grace on the water ♪ 108 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,731 -♪ Lips like sugar ♪ -Derek: I got an idea. 109 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:59,567 Cal: What are you doin', bro? 110 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,527 Lisa: Oh my god, Derek! 111 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,071 Let's go for a swim. 112 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,906 -Marsha: Yeah, let's do it! -Cal: Should we do it? 113 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:06,616 -Oh my god. -Come on, come on! 114 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:08,910 Marsha: Come on! 115 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,579 ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ 116 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,165 -(both yelling) -♪ Sugar kisses ♪ 117 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:19,128 -All right, let's go! -Woo! 118 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,799 (squealing, laughter) 119 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:26,552 ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ 120 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:29,514 ♪ Sugar kisses ♪ 121 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,147 -Lisa: Have fun, guys. -Derek: Have fun, big boy. 122 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,362 Marsha... what're you doin'? 123 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:48,116 Hold... Hold on. 124 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,953 (moans) Oh... I'm so sorry. 125 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:57,125 (grunts and laughs) 126 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,545 Rue: And just like that... it became a regular thing. 127 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:04,882 ("She Sells Sanctuary" by The Cult playing) 128 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,719 (both moaning) 129 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:14,725 ♪ Make my back burn ♪ 130 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,853 Rue: Back then, Marsha would tell him what felt good, 131 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,021 and, eventually, he got better at it. 132 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,357 (Marsha moaning) 133 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,653 Oh my god. 134 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,284 -You're smiling. -(laughs) That was amazing. 135 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:34,328 -You like it that much? -Cal: I do. 136 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,664 I'm fine with that. 137 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:40,001 -Mind if I do it again? -Please do. 138 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,002 (moaning) 139 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,879 Rue: And he did like it that much. 140 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,798 In fact, it was all he could think about. 141 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,466 -Really? -I love it. 142 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,552 Yeah, I don't know, uh, I like women, but... 143 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,387 you couldn't pay me to eat pussy. 144 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:57,560 ("It Ain't Over 'til It's Over" by Lenny Kravitz playing) 145 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,812 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 146 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,065 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 147 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:08,362 ♪ But baby, it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 148 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,700 ♪ So many years we've tried ♪ 149 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,452 ♪ To keep our love alive ♪ 150 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:17,330 I win, pussy. I win. 151 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,044 (cheering) 152 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:28,257 ♪ How many times did we give up ♪ 153 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,134 ♪ But we always worked things out ♪ 154 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,510 Rue: Cal was going to Duke, 155 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:35,264 and Derek was going to a state school out west. 156 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,392 Bud: When summer ends, your life begins. 157 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,062 -Cheers. -(all toast) 158 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,690 (dog barking) 159 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:48,778 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 160 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,739 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 161 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,407 ♪ But baby, it ain't over ♪ 162 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,785 Rue: Derek insisted they go celebrate... 163 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,453 just the two of them. 164 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,413 Derek: All right, I know a place that will serve us. 165 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:02,333 Just, uh, go up 27. 166 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:08,381 ♪ 'Cause baby, it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 167 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,676 (chuckles) 168 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,640 -Woo! -(laughing) 169 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,395 ♪ ♪ 170 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:37,952 Fuckin' shit. 171 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:41,372 ("I Can Dream About You" by Dan Hartman playing) 172 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,001 Derek: Oh, how you doin', man? 173 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,919 -Bartender: Hey, how are you guys? -Could we get, uh, 174 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,462 -two tequila shots, please? -Bartender: Let's do it. 175 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,463 Thank you. 176 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,635 ♪ I can dream about you ♪ 177 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,512 -Straight down for you guys. -Both: Thank you. 178 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,888 You're welcome. 179 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,016 Derek: I knew they'd serve us here. 180 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,769 Derek: Can we get, uh, two more? 181 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,896 -Bartender: Absolutely. -Derek: Actually... can we get four? 182 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,023 Thank you, man. 183 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,651 Bartender: Go, go, go, boys. 184 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,820 -Rapid fire. -All right. 185 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,199 -Ah, fuck. -Oh, boy, yep. Up, down, up. 186 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,334 ("Never Tear Us Apart" by INXS playing) 187 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,472 ♪ Don't ask me ♪ 188 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,392 ♪ What you know is true ♪ 189 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,146 ♪ Don't have to tell you ♪ 190 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,360 ♪ I love your precious heart ♪ 191 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,362 ♪ I... ♪ 192 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,907 ♪ I was standing ♪ 193 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,327 ♪ You were there ♪ 194 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,499 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 195 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:11,379 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 196 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,808 ♪ We could live ♪ 197 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:28,729 ♪ For a thousand years ♪ 198 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,107 ♪ But if I hurt you ♪ 199 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:37,071 ♪ I'd make wine from your tears ♪ 200 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,573 ♪ I told you ♪ 201 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,535 ♪ That we could fly ♪ 202 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,872 ♪ 'Cause we all have wings ♪ 203 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:53,379 ♪ But some of us don't know why ♪ 204 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,384 ♪ I was standing ♪ 205 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,387 ♪ You were there ♪ 206 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,808 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 207 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:10,729 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 208 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,774 ♪ You, don't ask me ♪ 209 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,486 ♪ You were standing, you know it's true ♪ 210 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,489 ♪ I was there, worlds collided ♪ 211 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:24,285 ♪ Two worlds collided, we're shining through ♪ 212 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:29,290 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 213 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,375 (phone ringing) 214 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,474 Hey. 215 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,518 Hey, babe. 216 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,190 What's wrong? 217 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,944 What? 218 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,324 Are you sure? 219 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,367 Mm-hm. 220 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,746 Are you sure the test is accurate? 221 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,127 Take another one. 222 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,216 Three. 223 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,551 You took three? 224 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,516 Yeah. 225 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,355 Yeah... of course I am. 226 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:39,902 Okay. 227 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,366 I'll see you in a minute. 228 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,371 I l-love you, too. 229 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,686 (sniffs) 230 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,356 (crying) 231 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,154 (crying continues) 232 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,326 ("Never Tear Us Apart" guitar riff plays) 233 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,956 ♪ ♪ 234 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,378 ("Call Me Irresponsible" by Bobby Darin playing) 235 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:47,845 (singing along) ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 236 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:51,640 ♪ Call me unreliable ♪ 237 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:57,062 ♪ Throw in undependable, too ♪ 238 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,776 ♪ Do my foolish alibis ♪ 239 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,446 ♪ Bother you ♪ 240 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,783 ♪ Well I'm not too clever ♪ 241 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,871 ♪ I just adore you ♪ 242 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:18,208 ♪ Call me unpredictable ♪ 243 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,587 ♪ Tell me I'm impractical ♪ 244 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:27,301 ♪ Rainbows I'm inclined to pursue ♪ 245 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:33,599 ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 246 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:37,645 ♪ Yes, I'm unreliable ♪ 247 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:42,232 ♪ But it's undeniably true ♪ 248 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:49,448 ♪ That I'm irresponsibly mad for you ♪ 249 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:56,455 ♪ Go on and call me unpredictable ♪ 250 00:15:56,538 --> 00:16:00,668 ♪ Tell me that I'm impractical ♪ 251 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:07,007 ♪ Rainbows I'm inclined to pursue ♪ 252 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:12,179 ♪ You go ahead and call me irresponsible ♪ 253 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:16,058 ♪ I admit I'm unreliable ♪ 254 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:21,021 ♪ But it is undeniably true... ♪ 255 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:26,360 Rue: ♪ Ooh, I'm irresponsibly mad ♪ 256 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:31,615 (blows bubbles, muffled singing) 257 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,825 Rue? 258 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,703 Are you high? 259 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,246 Rue: Oh, fuck me. 260 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,332 Was she there the whole time, or did she just walk in? 261 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,212 I mean... 262 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,880 (ding) 263 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,298 Now, as a beloved character 264 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,633 that a lot of people are rooting for, 265 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,512 I feel a certain responsibility to make good decisions. 266 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,723 But I relapsed. 267 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,393 (chaotic music playing) 268 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,232 In all fairness, I did say in the beginning 269 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,735 I had no intentions of staying clean, 270 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:08,986 but I get it. 271 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,195 Our country's dark... 272 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,324 and fucked up. 273 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,578 And people, they just wanna find hope... 274 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,165 (angelic vocalizing) 275 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,333 -Somewhere. -Anywhere. 276 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,297 And if not in reality... 277 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,299 (through TV): then in television. 278 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,385 Unfortunately... I'm not it. 279 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,765 Ugh. Elly? 280 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,729 Oh, shit. Sorry, that was from last year. 281 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:44,730 Sorry. 282 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,735 "How to Get Away With Being a Drug Addict." 283 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,322 Step one: Find a cover drug. 284 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,032 'Cause no matter how hard you try to hide it, 285 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,658 if you're doing drugs, you're gonna get caught. 286 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,994 It's inevitable, and when that does happen, 287 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:01,455 you don't wanna be on the defensive. 288 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:05,334 Trust me, no one believes an addict when they're caught. 289 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,341 So, first things first, you want to lay the groundwork. 290 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,885 -Heyo. -Gia: This movie's nuts. 291 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,178 Which one is this? 292 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,555 -"Killer Baby"? I don't even know. -Ohh! 293 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,390 Rue: "Killer Mutant Baby." 294 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,685 Oh shit. 295 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,815 I think I'm gonna start smoking weed. 296 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,323 Why would you start smoking weed? 297 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,575 'Cause I have panic attacks every fucking day. 298 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,331 You are so fucking selfish. 299 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,045 Gia. 300 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,047 Gia! 301 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,759 Gia, it fuckin' helps with my... 302 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,386 fuckin' anxiety, and my panic attacks, 303 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,597 -and shit, Gia. -Gia: I don't wanna talk to you, Rue. 304 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,392 -Can you just fuckin' listen for a second? -Gia: I don't wanna talk to you! 305 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,478 -Gia! Gia, what the fuck?! -Gia (screams): Stop! 306 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,021 The fuck is wrong-- What the-- 307 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,815 -Rue: Are you fucking crazy?! -Gia: Don't push me! 308 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,234 -What the fuck is wrong with you? -Get your hands off of me! 309 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,653 It's a fucking idea! I wasn't gonna fucking do it! 310 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,363 -You're a liar! -I'm a fuckin' liar?! 311 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,073 -I'm tryin' to fuckin' tell you something! -Yes, and you don't give a shit 312 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,200 about you, you don't give a shit about me. 313 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,536 -You don't give a shit about your mama. -It's a fucking idea! 314 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,371 (screams): I'm not actually doin' fuckin' weed! 315 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,414 It was an idea, okay?! 316 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,790 And I should've never fuckin' told you 317 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,833 'cause you're just like fucking Mom. 318 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,001 -Don't put-- -Both of you are 319 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,377 fucking crazy! 320 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,006 Rue: Now, what you wanna do is 321 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,133 make them second guess their intuition, 322 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,594 make them feel like any valid concern 323 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,555 is just their anxiety getting the best of them. 324 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,893 Step two: Gaslight. 325 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:51,064 Gia: Rue, when you do drugs... 326 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:55,319 it's not like when other people do drugs. 327 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,868 It's better than committing suicide. 328 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,331 When I'm sober, that's what I think about. 329 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,417 That's where I'm at, Gia. 330 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,794 Okay? 331 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,047 That's where I'm at. 332 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,635 Now, if you wanna tell Mom, you can tell her... 333 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,803 but I don't know what else I can fuckin' do. 334 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,395 Rue... 335 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,316 I love you... 336 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,945 so, please, just promise me, 337 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,697 it's just gonna be weed and nothing more. 338 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,545 I promise. 339 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,386 So, the next time you put Pop-Tarts in the fridge, 340 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:07,224 or milk in the cupboard... you have a motherfuckin' out. 341 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,934 (blows bubbles, muffled singing) 342 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,060 Rue? 343 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,313 Are you high? 344 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,774 I mean. 345 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,527 I just smoked a little bit of weed. 346 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,321 -Wait, what? -Ow! 347 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,827 Please, you keep going. I'm just gonna sit here for a second. 348 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,246 So, I smoked a little bit of weed, 349 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,416 and forgot to mention someone that I met. 350 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,293 By the way, I think you would really get along with 351 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,713 once you're not mad at me for whatever... 352 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,506 you're fuckin' mad at me about. 353 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,217 I'm not gonna get along with him. 354 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,846 -Why? -'Cause he wants to fuck you. 355 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:49,057 -You really think so? -Yes, I know so. 356 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,726 No. I promise you, 357 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,145 there is no way that he wants to fuck me. 358 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,647 No way. 359 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,900 Do you wanna fuck Rue? 360 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,529 -Not no. -Jules: So, you're straight? 361 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,656 -Kinda. -Jules: Are you gay? 362 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,993 -Kinda. -So, you're bi. 363 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,619 -Well, I don't think of it that way. -What do you mean? 364 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,205 You've never, like, thought about your sexuality before? 365 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,250 Elliot: Not in a particularly rigid way, no. 366 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,252 Have you guys fucked? Is that a thing? 367 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,671 Elliot, I'm asking the fucking question. 368 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,007 -Why did she avoid that question? -Yeah, why did you 369 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,383 dodge the question? 370 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:25,510 How many girls have you fucked? 371 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,138 Elliot: Like, technically, three. 372 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,932 -Technically? -Elliot: I mean, technically, the first girl, 373 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,102 it was, like, two seconds. It was embarrassing. 374 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,689 She probably wouldn't count it. She would not count it. 375 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,399 Okay, uh, how many guys have you fucked? 376 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,152 -43. -Are you serious? 377 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:43,737 -Damn. -I'm kidding. 378 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,946 How many guys have you fucked? 379 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,031 She doesn't wanna answer that question 380 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,741 'cause she's kind of a whore. 381 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:48,950 Jules and Elliot: A whore?! 382 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,911 Slut. She's a slut. I was gonna say slut, 383 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:51,995 but then whore just kinda came out. 384 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,497 Wait, how many guys have you fucked? 385 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,333 You know, that is an excellent question, Jules. 386 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,335 -How many guys have you been with? -Uh-uh. No. 387 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,128 No, it's not an excellent question. 388 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,214 In fact, it's an irrelevant question 'cause 389 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,216 I'm no longer interested in men, so. 390 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,801 Well, how many men do you have to fuck 391 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,636 to no longer be interested in them? 392 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:11,932 -Rue: Hmm. -Uh, I'll tell you if you promise to never tell Rue. 393 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,476 Are you for real right now? 394 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,311 -Elliot: Deal. -What the fuck? 395 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:17,687 Okay. 396 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,857 -(Jules whispers) -Wow! Really? 397 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:24,277 That's fucked up. That's like a mentally ill amount of people to fuck. 398 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,696 -What did she say? -Elliot: No, that's, like... 399 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:30,075 -that's, like, bad. -Wait, do you really think so? 400 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,577 No... I'm kidding. 401 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,454 Who gives a shit? Everyone's a fuckin' nun. 402 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,622 -Nun? -Elliot: You're a nun. 403 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,457 -How am I a nun? -Elliot: You're a trans girl 404 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,085 wearing a binder asking me whether I'm straight or gay? 405 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,171 Well, I'm navigating a largely straight, binary world-- 406 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,965 You sound like you're navigating a Twitter thread. 407 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,466 I don't know what that's supposed to mean. 408 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,343 But you know what I mean, like most people are straight. 409 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:50,971 And most trans girls don't wear binders, right? 410 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,347 Yeah, and, uh, most guys 411 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,224 don't hang out with two girls unless they wanna fuck them. 412 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,476 I didn't say that I didn't wanna fuck you or Rue. 413 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,978 So, you wanna fuck Jules? 414 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,189 You guys are disgusting. 415 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,776 I'm not out here swingin' my muff around waitin' to see who fucks it. 416 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,404 -Okay? -I don't like you. 417 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,823 -Why? -Jules: 'Cause you're being sarcastic, 418 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,534 -and I don't like sarcastic people. -Rue: Wait, aren't I sarcastic? 419 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,786 -No, no, you're the opposite. -Elliot: All right, 420 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,497 I'm being sarcastic because I'm uncomfortable, 421 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,584 and the questions are, like, fuckin' hypocritical, you know, 422 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,335 and I genuinely do like Rue. 423 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,087 And, you know, even though you've been gangbanged 424 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:27,048 by the entire galaxy, you're still fuckin'-- You're great. 425 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,718 Okay? And I want to be friends. 426 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,804 You think he's being sarcastic? 427 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,268 Unfortunately, no. 428 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,273 -Jules: Come on! -Rue: You're too fast! 429 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:46,359 (laughs) You're just fucking slow. I don't know. 430 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,487 -Rue (groans): I don't play sports for a reason! -Come on! 431 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:55,243 Fuck. 432 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:04,294 ("Effigy" by Ministry playing) 433 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:06,421 ♪ No, no ♪ 434 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:08,465 (accelerates) 435 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,511 Jules! 436 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,644 Fuck. 437 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,855 -Oh, you motherfucker. -(Jules laughs) 438 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,649 -You know-- -You need to take care of that asthma. 439 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:27,901 -(both laughing) -You know I'm not... 440 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,736 -good at that kind of stuff. -(Jules chuckles) 441 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:32,906 -Oh man. Let me catch my breath. -Oh, I'm sorry. 442 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,241 My breath. 443 00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,373 (heavy breathing) 444 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,388 (kissing) 445 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,362 -Rue: Does that feel good? -Jules: Yeah. 446 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,697 Okay. 447 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:16,324 (heavy breathing) 448 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,166 Rue: The beautiful thing about getting high 449 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,377 is time ceases to exist. 450 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,009 I mean, you can just stay in the good moments 451 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,386 without the fear that they'll come to an end. 452 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,392 (light music playing) 453 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,811 (snorts) 454 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,984 (snorts) 455 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,005 When's the last time you guys played truth or dare? 456 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,180 Vice Principal Garcia, hi. My name is Lexi Howard. 457 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,765 I know who you are, Lexi. 458 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,059 Right, sorry, that was weird, um. 459 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,852 Anyway, I'm writing this play, 460 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,813 and I was wondering if I could put it on... 461 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,317 Rue: After all that stuff with Cal at Fezco's convenience store, 462 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,527 Lexi realized there was a reason 463 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,654 she never tried to intervene before. 464 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,866 She was an observer. 465 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,576 That's who she was. 466 00:27:41,659 --> 00:27:44,412 (inaudible) 467 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,708 She often imagined that her parents weren't really her parents... 468 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,127 and that her sister wasn't her sister, 469 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,089 and that her house wasn't even really her house. 470 00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:57,509 That it was just a movie... 471 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,095 Suze: I, I told you. I didn't promise you that. 472 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,846 Rue: ...one that she was writing. 473 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,475 Let me just show you a photo of the prosthetic. 474 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,060 I don't really have time for that right now. 475 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,436 Can you get me some Nicorette? 476 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,105 Rue Bennett is 47 minutes late. 477 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,606 -We can't get ahold of her. -I'm gonna fucking kill her. 478 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,149 Lexi, I need to talk to you about this scene. 479 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,151 Thanks. 480 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,736 Suze isn't wearing her wedding ring. 481 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,613 -Lexi: Okay, that's a props question. -Okay. 482 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,657 (indistinct chatter) 483 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,742 (audio from monitor): I didn't bring it up. 484 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:26,121 Okay, it's like every, every single day. It's like you're OCD! 485 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,081 -Lexi: And cut it! -(bell rings) 486 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,165 My name is Lexi Howard. 487 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,959 I am the writer, director, and creator 488 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,377 of "This Is Life." 489 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:36,214 (upbeat music plays) 490 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:39,300 While the story's about a 16-year-old g-- Bleh. 491 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,344 The story is about a 16-year-old girl, 492 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:46,099 Grace, who lives in the shadow of her older sister, Hallie. 493 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:47,308 Sluttier. 494 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,310 And tackier. 495 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,689 Sloppier. 496 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,274 But the story isn't about Hallie. 497 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,276 You know, that's been done before. 498 00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,444 It's about Grace. 499 00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:00,822 Here, come with me. (laughs) 500 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:05,201 Look, the sidekicks are usually the more sensitive, smarter, 501 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,619 more compelling characters, 502 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:09,414 but for some reason, they just get overlooked. 503 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,332 -Action! -Lexi: And I was like, 504 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,210 TV show, the sidekick is the lead. 505 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,174 Cut! Are you fuckin' high? 506 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:23,386 Yeah, it's about love and friendship. 507 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:27,515 And about when... 508 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,351 you know, you're younger, everything just feels 509 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,020 so permanent. 510 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,355 But as you get older, everyone drifts away. 511 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,360 (frenzied classical music plays) 512 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:46,159 Rue: So, she just started writing, 513 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:49,746 and writing, and writing. 514 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,416 ♪ ♪ 515 00:29:57,253 --> 00:30:00,215 (muffled shouting) 516 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,383 (alarm sounds) 517 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:06,638 Lexi: Why are you awake at 4 AM? 518 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:09,390 Cassie: Why are you awake at 4 AM? 519 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,393 ♪ ♪ 520 00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,700 Rue: Cassie decided to wake up at 4 AM 521 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,119 that morning to get ready for school. 522 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,456 She needed to clear her head. 523 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:42,215 And for those three hours she spent getting ready... 524 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:44,259 she only thought about one thing. 525 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,553 (bright music playing) 526 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:49,639 ♪ ♪ 527 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,367 There was also something refreshing about the amount 528 00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,286 of time she was putting into herself. 529 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,042 ♪ ♪ 530 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,466 Out of sight, out of mind. 531 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,843 (alarm chimes) 532 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:33,391 Rue: She loved the ritual, the attention to detail... 533 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,229 the anxiety and excitement she felt in her stomach. 534 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,610 And even if Nate pretended not to notice her... 535 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:46,779 ♪ ♪ 536 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,240 (alarm chimes) 537 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:55,413 It was her way of telling him that she was his. 538 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:56,914 ♪ ♪ 539 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,962 (music stops) 540 00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:09,052 (vocalizing) 541 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:11,179 ♪ ♪ 542 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:18,811 Maddy: Hey. 543 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:22,023 Hey. 544 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,734 -Wait, why are-- why-- -Uh, my class is this way. 545 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,116 Rue: Anyway, back to where we started. 546 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,242 I'm writing this play, 547 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:35,328 and I was wondering if I could put it on. 548 00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:36,663 Garcia: Sure. 549 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:39,999 (whimsical music plays) 550 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,795 True or dare? 551 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,423 Dare. 552 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,136 Elliot: Yo, Jules. I dare you to take a piss 553 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,513 in the middle of the street. 554 00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:54,847 Jules: All right. 555 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,060 -Sure, yes! -(Elliot chuckles) 556 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,020 Gender-fuck me, please! 557 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,522 -Elliot: Wow. -Rue: Jules! 558 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:05,024 -Elliot: Wow. -Rue: Okay, all right. 559 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,735 -Rue: Oh, shit! -Elliot: Ohh. 560 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,612 -Rue: Oh. Okay, Jules. -(Elliot laughs) 561 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,322 -Hey! Car. -(horn honking) 562 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,533 -Oh... my god. -Elliot: No, no, no, no, no! 563 00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:15,368 Not on the car. Not on the car. Not on the car. 564 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:18,788 (Rue and Jules giggling) 565 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:21,374 Hey, look, I, uh, I noticed the way that you've been lookin' at me 566 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,543 you know, past couple days, and I... 567 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,086 I wanted you to know, I too, I'm into scat play, 568 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,255 and if you wanted to, like, poop on each other-- 569 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,757 -What the fuck?! -(all shouting) 570 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:34,303 -Oh shit, oh shit, oh! -(student yelling) 571 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,807 -Elliot: Oh my god. -(shouting continues) 572 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,642 I'll fuckin' kill you, goddammit! 573 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,810 Fuck! 574 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:44,105 (kissing) 575 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,821 I really wanna go down on you. 576 00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,906 We can't do it here. 577 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,074 Please? 578 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:59,912 (both giggling) 579 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,379 (electronica music plays) 580 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,635 (breathes deeply) 581 00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:22,602 Rue: If I were a genius, 582 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:25,396 I'd figure out a way to do drugs for free. 583 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:27,899 (snorts) 584 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:37,116 What if I am a genius? 585 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,661 -I'm a fuckin' genius, Fez. -Fezco: Is that so? 586 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,831 It is fuckin' so because 587 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,125 I came up with an amazing fuckin' plan. 588 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,211 And what would that be, Rue? 589 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,379 All right, so (clears throat)... 590 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,048 all you would have to do is front me, 591 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,133 like, $5,000 worth of drugs, okay? 592 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:55,510 -And-- -Fezco: Hell the fuck no. 593 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:56,636 Okay, well, before you say no, 594 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,096 you kind of have to let me finish, right? 595 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,639 Hell the fuck no. 596 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:01,307 Okay, why do you keep saying that? 597 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,018 I did not like the way that the plan started. 598 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:05,978 Okay, well, you have to let me finish the fucking plan. 599 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:06,979 -Fezco: No. -Yes. 600 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,273 -You-- -Hell the fuck no, Rue. 601 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,110 Fuck it. I give up. Whatever. 602 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,613 I'll just take my fuckin' business elsewhere. 603 00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,240 It's your fuckin' loss, man. 604 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,496 Hell the fuck no. 605 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,123 That's a good-ass plan. 606 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,583 Thank you. Fuckin' Fez didn't even wanna hear it. 607 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:30,878 -Why not? -Ego shit, man. 608 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,421 Yo, Lex, what're you doin'? 609 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,966 Oh, just putting up fliers for this play I'm doing. 610 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,300 What play? 611 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:40,888 The only thing is... 612 00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:45,309 Lexi hadn't told anyone about the play... 613 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,104 including Cassie. 614 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:50,273 I'd actually love for you to read it. 615 00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,191 Yeah, for sure. Just, uh, send it to me. 616 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,360 -Hey, Rue-Rue. -Hi, Cass. 617 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,322 Wait, are you in the play? 618 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:01,033 -What play? -Lexi's play. 619 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:02,493 What do you mean, Lexi's play? 620 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,204 Uh, the play that Lexi wrote. 621 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,414 "Oklahoma." 622 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,708 -What? -The play's called "Oklahoma"? 623 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,960 No, the drama club's doing "Oklahoma." 624 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,088 Oh my god. Do I look like I'm in "Oklahoma"? 625 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,299 Why would your play be set in Oklahoma? 626 00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:18,426 You thought I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 627 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,137 -I haven't read it, so. -Are you making fun of me, 628 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,264 or did you actually think I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 629 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,309 -Why the fuck would you audition for "Oklahoma"? -Cassie: I'm not! 630 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:29,437 Then why the fuck do you look like you're auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 631 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,063 -Do I? -Kat: Yes. 632 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,608 Has everyone read "Oklahoma" but me? 633 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,192 "Oklahoma"'s not like a play you read. 634 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,403 -Rue, are you on drugs? -Yes. 635 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,529 -You relapsed? -Wait, what?! 636 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,780 Rue: Oh, I've just-- 637 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,782 Nah, I've just been smokin' a little bit of weed. 638 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,118 Wait, I don't understand. If you're not auditioning for "Oklahoma," 639 00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:46,078 -then why do you look like that? -Like what?! 640 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,581 -Maddy: Like a country music star. -In a good way or a bad way? 641 00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:51,584 -Bitch, you better be joking. -Are you okay, Cass? 642 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,127 No! Yes! Fuck it! 643 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:55,963 I am in love with Nate Jacobs and he is in love with me! 644 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,007 And don't you fucking give me that look, Maddy, 645 00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,342 because I didn't fuck your boyfriend! 646 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:02,470 You two were broken up for three weeks and three days 647 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:05,431 before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you! 648 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:08,392 Plus, you guys are terrible for each other and you know I'm right 649 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:11,437 and you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care! 650 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,357 I have never, ever been happier! 651 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:22,448 Rue: But she didn't say that. 652 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:24,450 In fact, it was much weirder. 653 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,827 She just stared straight ahead like she's doing now 654 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,913 and didn't say a word. 655 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:32,124 Maddy: I think being single's really stressing you out. 656 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,126 No, I don't think so. 657 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,670 Maddy: I hate it. 658 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,880 -Really? -Yeah. 659 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,758 I think Nate really fucked me up. 660 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:43,386 -(Theo gasps) -I said, "Messed me up." 661 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:46,180 -No, you didn't. -What do you mean? 662 00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:48,349 I keep trying to figure out if I feel worse now 663 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,851 than I did when I was with Nate. 664 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,770 I mean, you were really unhappy. 665 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,147 Maddy: Like, I remember how the good parts felt. 666 00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:58,943 But when it was bad, was it really that bad? 667 00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:03,030 Or am I just telling myself that because I'm lonely and bored? 668 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:09,286 No, you... you deserve someone who's passionate and loving. 669 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,664 Who yearns for you, and, and can't wait to see you, 670 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,874 who... who you're not gonna fight with, 671 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:18,754 and just who's gonna love you. Like... really, truly love you. 672 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:21,966 Maddy: Yeah... 673 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,553 I don't know. 674 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,013 Do me a favor... 675 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:30,349 when you get older, don't be an asshole to girls you like. 676 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:32,810 Okay. (chuckles) 677 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,061 Rue: Maddy didn't realize that 678 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,188 Cassie was talking about herself... 679 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:39,358 ("Emotions" by Brenda Lee playing) 680 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:46,323 ...and her relationship with Nate. 681 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,329 ♪ Emotions ♪ 682 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:57,460 ♪ What are you doin' ♪ 683 00:38:57,543 --> 00:39:00,171 ♪ Oh, don't you know ♪ 684 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:03,299 ♪ Don't you know you'll be my ruin ♪ 685 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,426 Rue: Who she had been fucking every Friday night 686 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,136 for the last three weeks. 687 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,681 (Nate breathing heavy) 688 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,935 I love that I'm your secret... 689 00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:17,897 and I can't tell a soul. 690 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,860 I love how fuckin' sick you are. 691 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:33,412 (both moaning) 692 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:36,332 (muffled moans) 693 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:41,212 What I wouldn't give to be back in high school. 694 00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,714 (moaning continues) 695 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,091 Yeah. 696 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,136 Yeah. 697 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,972 Rue: Meanwhile, Kat was having dinner with Ethan's parents. 698 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,808 Judy: So, who's my son with? 699 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,143 Oh, she's got the cutest smile, doesn't she? 700 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,394 -Yeah. -Adorable. 701 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,480 -Ethan: Mom, stop. -So, Katherine... 702 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,440 Tell me about yourself. 703 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:06,946 Uh, (awkward laughter) 704 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,823 Rue: Kat got nervous because she could feel that 705 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:11,283 there were right answers and wrong answers. 706 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:15,329 Who am I? (laughs) Oof. 707 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,415 Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Um... 708 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:23,003 I mean, that's, like, a really big question. 709 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,297 Well, I guess, who am I is a very different question 710 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,466 than tell me about yourself, right? 711 00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:30,386 Uh... 712 00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:36,725 I mean, I'm, like, kinda trying to just... figure it out myself. 713 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,144 You know, like... 714 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,440 I mean, I guess I just, I... 715 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,734 literally, have no idea who I am. 716 00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:48,362 (awkward laughter) 717 00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:55,327 Wow... Wasn't that illuminating. 718 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,914 (Judy laughs) 719 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:03,419 Rue: Kat wanted to crawl into a hole and fucking die. 720 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,880 And so did Cal, who hadn't been able to sleep 721 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,215 since Nate told him about that disc. 722 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:09,550 (bottles clattering) 723 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,385 Nate: You want a water? 724 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,641 Rue: And every time he'd close his eyes, he'd imagine... 725 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,519 Aaron, tell your dad dinner's ready! 726 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,354 Dad, dinner's ready! 727 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:24,899 (gunshot) 728 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,361 Rue: But Cal wasn't raised that way. 729 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,536 He wouldn't go down without a fight. 730 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:44,376 (tense music playing) 731 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:53,510 Hi... I'm Rue. Um, good to see you, uh. 732 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:57,389 I would love to present you with a, a business opportunity. 733 00:41:58,724 --> 00:41:59,808 Okay. 734 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,979 -You want some? -Oh, I'm okay. Thank you. 735 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:09,401 Uh, (clears throat) ever since I, I, I met you at New Year's, 736 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:13,572 I was, I was thinking, um, that... 737 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:15,324 maybe, you-- 738 00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:17,660 um... 739 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,872 um... 740 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:24,416 uh... I'm in high school, right? 741 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,628 Uh, and I have a GPA of 3.95, 742 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:31,131 and let's say, you know, all my friends Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 743 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:33,342 also have a GPA over 3.7. 744 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,552 -Laurie: Hmm. -Rue: And, and, Laurie, these are, these are girls 745 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,390 that you would never expect in a million years to be selling. 746 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,976 Hmm. 747 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:46,939 Look, I'm a dreamer, you know, and, and Steve Jobs is my hero. 748 00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:52,778 And I was just thinking, you know, what if there was a foolproof system to sell... 749 00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:57,950 you know, (chuckles) without anyone snitching. 750 00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:00,786 -Hmm. -Rue: So, let's say... 751 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:02,246 hypothetically, of course, uh, 752 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:04,790 we were able to pay Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 753 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:06,292 $500 a month to be runners. 754 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:07,793 Now as collateral, we would upload 755 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,837 -their phones to a cloud that I own. -(bird vocalizes) 756 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,090 -Why would you want that? -Ah, that's a good question, Laurie. 757 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:14,550 May I? 758 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,010 Uh, well, you see... 759 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,345 even though Jamie, Amy, and Lanie have stellar GPAs, 760 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,888 there's also things on their phones 761 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,015 that they don't want the world to know about 762 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,725 because it would probably jeopardize 763 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:25,394 their ability to get into Yale, Columbia, Harvard, 764 00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:26,729 my top choices, uh. 765 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,273 Plus, uh, if they ever got busted, 766 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:31,525 we're lookin' at 6 to 12 months in juvie. 767 00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:34,820 Intent to sell is a way bigger sentence. 768 00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:35,946 (bird squawks) 769 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:38,157 Not if you're under 18. 770 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,658 -Hmm. -Which is nothing to having 771 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,869 your entire life released and ruined on the internet, 772 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,747 so their incentive to snitch is basically reduced to zero. 773 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:50,210 This is an amazing plan. 774 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,880 You're a genius. 775 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:56,508 -Thank you. -Laurie: It's true. 776 00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:59,720 I'll front you a 50k suitcase. 777 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:04,516 Rue: Don't do it. You're too much of a fuck-up. 778 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,895 -Maybe we should start smaller. -10k? 779 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,188 Deal. 780 00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:10,647 That was very mature, Rue. 781 00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:12,900 Laurie: If you pay each girl a thousand, 782 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,320 you can flip it for 20, and that's 7k profit. 783 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:21,241 -Three to me. Four to you. -Uh, thank you, Laurie. You won't regret this. 784 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:24,703 -Laurie: You pay-up and re-up in a month. -Uh, terrific. 785 00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:27,247 Rue, if you screw me, 786 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:31,377 I'll have you kidnapped and sold to some real sick people. 787 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,381 I always find a way to make my money back. 788 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:41,637 I'm serious. 789 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:44,098 Okay. 790 00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:47,184 ("Gangsta Nation" by Westside Connection playing) 791 00:44:47,267 --> 00:44:49,478 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 792 00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:52,022 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 793 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,525 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 794 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,902 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 795 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:59,071 ♪ ♪ 796 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,286 (cocks gun) 797 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:10,290 What the fuck you doin'? 798 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:13,544 Rue: Lexi knew she couldn't mount a play all on her own, 799 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,129 so she enlisted the help of Bobbi 800 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,589 as her stage manager and partner in crime. 801 00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:19,258 They didn't know each other well, 802 00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,885 except that they shared a mutual disdain for "Oklahoma." 803 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:26,390 -Bobbi, you okay? -Fuck "Oklahoma." 804 00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:30,811 Are they all here to audition? 805 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,938 Are you all here to audition? 806 00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:34,606 Crowd: Yes. 807 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,608 They're all here to audition. 808 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,653 Right, yeah, that's, that's what I thought. 809 00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:42,114 Put yourselves into a single-file line. 810 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,283 We'll be with you momentarily. 811 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:49,621 So first, you come to my fuckin' job 812 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:53,208 askin' all these weird-ass questions like the feds. 813 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,669 Then I find you out in front of my house. 814 00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:57,296 What the fuck are you doin', man? 815 00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:59,840 You're free to call the cops. 816 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,301 Fezco: Why the fuck would I do that? 817 00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:06,221 Well, it's either call the cops, let me go or... kill me. 818 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:09,433 Fezco: What the fuck, man? What's with your family? 819 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,768 Are you all just a bunch of fuckin' assholes? 820 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:15,397 -Cal: You beat up my son. -Yeah, well, he deserved it, man. 821 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:16,982 He's a fuckin' bitch. 822 00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:18,942 Oh, okay, tough guy. 823 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,320 Ow, fuck! 824 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:24,406 Why did you do that? 825 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,825 'Cause you're in no position to talk shit. 826 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,036 I'm warning you. You hit me one more-- 827 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:33,081 -Oh, fuck! -Why don't you call the cops? 828 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:36,001 -The Chief of Police, Will Greenwood-- -Mm-hm. 829 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:39,046 -(Cal grunts) -All right, Ash. Chill out, man. 830 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:42,508 -Cal: Fuck! -This guy don't want the fuckin' cops involved. 831 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,009 Watch. 832 00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:48,972 -Call the cops. -I will. 833 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,101 -Dial, bitch. -(Cal grunts) 834 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,021 If you got nothin' to hide, call the fuckin' cops. 835 00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,528 -Stop, stop, stop. -I'm not fucking stopping. 836 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:04,613 I'm not stopping. Call the cops. 837 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:13,539 -I told you. -All right, man. I get it. 838 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,791 Cal: I know you and your drug addict friend, 839 00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:17,584 that girl. 840 00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:21,421 You're trying to extort my son. 841 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:25,092 -What? -Because of what I did to her friend. 842 00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,261 Fezco: What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 843 00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:30,681 -You know, the blonde. -Who? Jewel? 844 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:35,102 Look, man, I didn't know she was 17. 845 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:40,732 You tellin' me you had sex with Jewel? 846 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,150 Who's Jewel? 847 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:45,404 -Fezco: What the fuck, man? -Faye: Do I know Jewel? 848 00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:48,615 Fezco: The fuck are we even talkin' about right now, bro? 849 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,616 Jewel. 850 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,327 Jewel. Jewel... 851 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,413 I just want the disc. 852 00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:58,041 -Fezco: What disc?! -Of Jewel and I. 853 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,127 Yo, you recorded that shit?! 854 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:04,298 -Cal: I didn't know. -You didn't know that you were recording? 855 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:07,426 -I fucked up. -Fezco: Obviously, man. 856 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:11,388 Yo, who the fuck even told you I gave a shit about this anyway? 857 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,140 My son. 858 00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:15,726 Your son? The one that's in love with Jewel? 859 00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:17,811 Faye: Aw, that's cute. 860 00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:20,314 Fezco: That's not cute, man. What the fuck? 861 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,107 -What? -Fezco: What kind of weird-ass 862 00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:25,235 father-son shit is goin' on around here, bro? 863 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:30,407 -I'm extremely confused. -Fezco: You're confused. 864 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,576 I'm fuckin' confused, bro. 865 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:36,872 -Me too. -Fezco: I don't even know what the fuck you're doin' here. 866 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:39,666 Do you mind if I just leave? 867 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,794 I'm not gonna say a word about anything, I swear to God. 868 00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:46,798 Let's just pretend like... none of this ever happened. 869 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,011 Yo, Ash, let me talk to you real quick. 870 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:57,100 Hi... what's your name? 871 00:48:58,477 --> 00:48:59,853 Cal. 872 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,273 Do you and your son, like-- 873 00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:07,653 Do you, like, fuck people together? 874 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,613 Fezco: Yo, check it out, man. 875 00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:12,199 I'mma let you walk up outta here on one condition. 876 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:14,785 Anything. 877 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:18,622 You'll keep your bitch-ass son out of my fuckin' life, 878 00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:20,832 and Rue's and Jewel's, 879 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,877 till the end of fucking time. You understand? 880 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,504 I promise. 881 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:29,758 Now, I don't know shit about no fuckin' disc, man. That's not my problem. 882 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:36,723 Now get this motherfucker up outta here, Ash. 883 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:41,395 (grunts) 884 00:49:57,494 --> 00:50:00,038 (strumming guitar) 885 00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:11,967 Why can't I shake the feeling that there's, like, 886 00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:14,386 something you're not telling me. 887 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:16,930 I don't know. 888 00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:19,933 Like, why don't I trust you? 889 00:50:22,018 --> 00:50:23,437 Is it the face tats? 890 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,899 No, (chuckles)... No, it's not the face tats. 891 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:29,443 Elliot: Okay, what is it? 892 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:38,785 These are the kind of things... that can cause you to relapse. 893 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:42,289 This is not easy, but I'm very proud 894 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:47,127 of each and every one of you for trying to take this on. 895 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:51,506 Work this program. It will work if you work it. 896 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,678 Do you have a crush on Rue? 897 00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:58,388 (guitar stops) 898 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:00,974 I do. 899 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:09,691 Speaker: I was a little bit ashamed of myself 900 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,611 that I didn't wanna be around other people 901 00:51:12,694 --> 00:51:16,865 with this awful, awful habit. 902 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:20,076 Because it's no future in addiction. 903 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,953 I don't care what they tell you. 904 00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:25,248 Addiction will take you out. 905 00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:28,376 I feel like Rue doesn't want to fuck me. 906 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,379 Why don't you think so? 907 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,508 She seems like... 908 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:37,761 gay... or asexual, you know? 909 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:41,056 Like she's not really interested... in sex. 910 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:42,766 That's not true. 911 00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:44,768 Elliot: Really? 912 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,478 No, that's not true at all. 913 00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:48,688 You think Rue's, like, a sexual person? 914 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,650 Jules: I mean, at times, yeah. 915 00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:52,943 Yeah, you're full of shit. 916 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:54,569 It's true! 917 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:56,571 Elliot: I feel like you've fucked way too many people 918 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:57,823 to look me in the face, 919 00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,282 and lie to me and say she's some 920 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,326 sexual force of nature. 921 00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:08,625 Fine. No, she's not, like, the most sexual person ever. 922 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:11,294 Elliot: Then how does that work? 923 00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:14,297 -What do you mean? -'Cause you're, like, a sexual person? 924 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,133 Jules: Not all the time, but sometimes. 925 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:26,893 Fine... No, okay, she's not a sexual person. 926 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,436 Or, like, maybe, she is a bit. 927 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,605 I just haven't seen that side yet. 928 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,693 Elliot: I wouldn't blame yourself. 929 00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:36,695 -I'm not. -I'm just saying it's, like, 930 00:52:36,778 --> 00:52:39,364 easy to take that kind of stuff personally. 931 00:52:39,447 --> 00:52:42,033 Are you, like, trying to be an asshole right now? 932 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,578 -I'm being sweet right now. -Jules: How is that sweet? 933 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:48,582 'Cause you're very fuckin' fuckable. 934 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:52,002 -Why? -Elliot: I mean, you're fascinating, right? 935 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,588 'Cause you're creative and you're smart, 936 00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:56,464 and you're kind of fucked up. 937 00:52:56,548 --> 00:53:00,218 But you're cute, and you're awkward, and you're like... 938 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,429 kind of clumsy but you're very much a whore, 939 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,848 intentionally, which is great. 940 00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:08,018 You know, you're like extroverted and weird, 941 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,770 but also introverted and shy... 942 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,315 and your art is amazing. 943 00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:15,734 They should hang it up at fuckin' MoMA. 944 00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:17,736 But on like a more superficial note, 945 00:53:17,819 --> 00:53:19,404 you have great tits. 946 00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:22,365 And you and Kurt Cobain have the same haircut... 947 00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:24,492 which is hot. 948 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:28,705 Give me that. 949 00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:35,670 Elliot: But I'm sure Rue told you all that. 950 00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:39,424 You guys are in love, right? 951 00:53:40,842 --> 00:53:44,471 (light music playing) 952 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:45,764 Shut up. 953 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:59,235 So, Rue, the $64,000 question is... 954 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:02,238 what's in the suitcase? 955 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,241 -School books. -Ah, is that why you're in that getup? 956 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,285 You became an honors student. 957 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,204 -I'm not in the mood for a lecture. -Lecture? 958 00:54:09,287 --> 00:54:12,624 -I... like to think we have conversations. -Rue: Yeah, I'm sure you do. 959 00:54:12,707 --> 00:54:15,251 Okay, what? Did a hornet crawl up your ass or somethin'? 960 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:16,711 -What's wrong with you? -Look, I'm-- Man, 961 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,463 I'm not tryin' to hear a fuckin' lecture, okay, 962 00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:21,716 about how my life would be better if I stopped doing drugs, 963 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,177 or believed in God, or Allah, or whatever the fuck. 964 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,929 Okay, well, you're the one lookin' like a Jehovah's Witness. 965 00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:28,974 I just don't think that there's, uh, Bibles in that suitcase. 966 00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:32,602 -Shut the fuck up, man. -Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me? 967 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:33,687 Shut the fuck up? 968 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:36,022 Don't play that shit with me. 969 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,691 I've always accepted you for who you are: 970 00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,693 the good, the bad, and the ugly. 971 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,778 Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. I'm not some parent 972 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:42,946 you can just treat like shit. 973 00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:44,280 Yeah, well, good thing nobody's really 974 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:46,825 lookin' to you to be a fuckin' parent. 975 00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:49,035 Yo! Excuse me? 976 00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:52,414 Excuse me? 977 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:55,250 (scoffs) 978 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:58,128 When I sit across from you and tell you somethin' about my life, 979 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,171 you don't get to use that shit against me. 980 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,882 You cross that line again, we're done. 981 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,884 You talk back right now, we're done. 982 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:07,053 One more fuckin' disrespectful word outta your mouth, 983 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,680 and we're done. You hear me? 984 00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,599 (shouts): Hey! You hear me?! 985 00:55:14,352 --> 00:55:16,021 Rue: Or what, Ali? 986 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:18,189 You gonna hit me? 987 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:46,384 ("If" by Jo Stafford playing) 988 00:55:53,808 --> 00:55:58,188 ♪ If they made me a queen ♪ 989 00:55:58,271 --> 00:56:02,901 ♪ I'd be but a slave to you ♪ 990 00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:05,445 And before he even took a drink, he offered it to me first. 991 00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:09,908 ♪ If I had everything ♪ 992 00:56:09,991 --> 00:56:16,331 ♪ I'd still be a slave to you ♪ 993 00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:19,626 ♪ If I ruled the night ♪ 994 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,211 Where are you headed? 995 00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:23,588 To meet a friend. 996 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:26,466 I know, Mom. I know. 997 00:56:28,676 --> 00:56:30,887 ♪ Still I'd turn ♪ 998 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,263 Are those my clothes? 999 00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:36,392 Yeah. I was auditioning for Lexi's play. 1000 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,812 -What play? -"Oklahoma." 1001 00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:44,692 ♪ If the world to me bowed yet humbly I'd plead to you ♪ 1002 00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:48,154 Yeah... Oh, she's doin' really good. 1003 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,948 Yeah, I'm proud of her. 1004 00:56:50,031 --> 00:56:54,119 ♪ If I ruled the Earth ♪ 1005 00:56:54,202 --> 00:56:59,457 ♪ What would life be worth ♪ 1006 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:06,381 ♪ If I hadn't the right to you ♪ 1007 00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,469 -Maddy: Ready to go to bed? -Theo: Mm-hm. 1008 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:13,304 Okay. Good night, little man. 1009 00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:16,391 Sweet dreams. 1010 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,604 -Ethan (on phone): I got the part! -What part? 1011 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:23,273 Ethan: In Lexi's play. 1012 00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:26,776 Cool. 1013 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:36,494 ♪ If the world to me bowed ♪ 1014 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:43,835 ♪ Yet humbly I'd plead to you ♪ 1015 00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:50,466 ♪ If my friends were a crowd ♪ 1016 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:57,765 ♪ I'd turn in my need to you ♪ 1017 00:57:59,767 --> 00:58:04,355 -♪ If I ruled the Earth ♪ -(phone chimes) 1018 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:10,028 ♪ What would life be worth ♪ 1019 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:14,199 ♪ If I hadn't the right ♪ 1020 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:16,701 (doorbell rings) 1021 00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:21,206 ♪ To you ♪ 1022 00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:35,386 ("Watercolor Eyes" by Lana Del Rey playing) 1023 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:43,519 ♪ Breaking up with me then making up ♪ 1024 00:58:43,603 --> 00:58:47,523 ♪ Just to make me mad ♪ 1025 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:51,361 ♪ I think that you taste like rock candy ♪ 1026 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:55,698 ♪ Sweet like beaches leave me all sandy ♪ 1027 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:58,243 ♪ Why ♪ 1028 00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:03,498 ♪ Do you leave me with watercolor eyes ♪ 1029 00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:07,460 ♪ Young love don't always last forever ♪ 1030 00:59:07,543 --> 00:59:11,339 ♪ Wild horses can't keep us together ♪ 1031 00:59:11,422 --> 00:59:15,468 ♪ So what if you taste just like heaven ♪ 1032 00:59:15,551 --> 00:59:19,389 ♪ That don't make it right ♪ 1033 00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:23,476 ♪ Hot summer and cold watermelon ♪ 1034 00:59:23,559 --> 00:59:27,647 ♪ Your love stings like blood and a lemon ♪ 1035 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:30,233 ♪ Why ♪ 1036 00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:35,530 ♪ Do you leave me with watercolor eyes ♪ 1037 00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:39,117 ♪ Watercolor eyes ♪ 1038 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,829 ♪ Watercolor eyes ♪ 1039 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:47,667 ♪ Watercolor eyes ♪ 1040 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:51,379 ♪ That don't make it right ♪ 1041 00:59:53,631 --> 00:59:57,885 ♪ That don't make it right ♪