1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,968 --> 00:00:09,210 RUE: When Cal was a Senior in high school... 2 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,386 Morning, dingleberry. 3 00:00:12,449 --> 00:00:14,076 Yeah... 4 00:00:14,339 --> 00:00:16,148 No, I'm gonna kick your ass. 5 00:00:17,062 --> 00:00:19,936 Yeah, well... put your bra and panties on. 6 00:00:21,012 --> 00:00:23,628 Okay... I'll be there in 10. 7 00:00:23,633 --> 00:00:26,490 RUE: He spent every day with his best friend Derek. 8 00:00:26,495 --> 00:00:28,622 [CAR DOOR SHUTS, ENGINE STARTS] 9 00:00:30,044 --> 00:00:33,090 ♪ All veils and misty ♪ 10 00:00:33,842 --> 00:00:36,192 ♪ Streets of blue ♪ 11 00:00:37,782 --> 00:00:39,895 ♪ Almond looks ♪ 12 00:00:40,970 --> 00:00:43,637 ♪ That chill divine ♪ 13 00:00:44,595 --> 00:00:47,692 ♪ Some silken moment ♪ 14 00:00:48,011 --> 00:00:51,598 - [WHISTLES] - ♪ Goes on forever ♪ 15 00:00:52,468 --> 00:00:58,339 ♪ And we're leavin' broken hearts behind ♪ 16 00:01:00,838 --> 00:01:02,816 COACH: Let's go! Work it! Work it! 17 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:04,503 Come on! Let's go! Work hard! 18 00:01:04,508 --> 00:01:07,472 You pansy motherfucker! Let's go, Cal! 19 00:01:07,477 --> 00:01:10,216 Don't be a pussy! Let's go! Work hard! 20 00:01:10,221 --> 00:01:13,016 ♪ Mystify me ♪ 21 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:17,644 - ♪ I need perfection ♪ - COACH: Work hard! 22 00:01:17,937 --> 00:01:20,565 ♪ Some twisted selection ♪ 23 00:01:21,774 --> 00:01:24,074 ♪ That tangles me ♪ 24 00:01:25,702 --> 00:01:28,081 ♪ To keep me alive ♪ 25 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:31,714 ♪ Mystify ♪ 26 00:01:32,313 --> 00:01:35,628 - ♪ Mystify me ♪ - Good work, boy. 27 00:01:37,026 --> 00:01:43,464 ♪ Mystify, mystify me ♪ 28 00:01:45,047 --> 00:01:48,605 ♪ Eternally wild with the power ♪ 29 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:51,847 ♪ To make every moment come alive ♪ 30 00:01:51,852 --> 00:01:55,606 ♪ All those stars that shine upon you ♪ 31 00:01:55,929 --> 00:01:59,474 ♪ Well, they kiss you every night ♪ 32 00:01:59,479 --> 00:02:01,814 ♪ Mystify ♪ 33 00:02:01,819 --> 00:02:04,785 ♪ Mystify me ♪ 34 00:02:06,478 --> 00:02:09,410 ♪ Mystify ♪ 35 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,051 You wanna get a milkshake? 36 00:02:15,453 --> 00:02:18,453 ["NEVER LET ME DOWN AGAIN" BY DEPECHE MODE PLAYING] 37 00:02:24,416 --> 00:02:29,482 ♪ I'm taking a ride with my best friend ♪ 38 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:32,209 RUE: The best part about his relationship with Derek 39 00:02:32,214 --> 00:02:34,174 was that they could talk for hours 40 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:37,279 about sports, girls, life, whatever. 41 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:39,201 It didn't matter. 42 00:02:42,164 --> 00:02:44,416 Or they could just sit in silence. 43 00:02:45,771 --> 00:02:47,565 They were that close. 44 00:02:47,570 --> 00:02:49,217 That comfortable. 45 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:54,604 ♪♪ 46 00:03:06,222 --> 00:03:08,912 - DEREK: You can go. - What? 47 00:03:10,781 --> 00:03:12,074 Oh. 48 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:14,215 RUE: He met Marsha junior year. 49 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:17,220 ["THE LOOK" BY ROXETTE PLAYING] 50 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,849 - What? - Nothin'. 51 00:03:22,973 --> 00:03:25,059 ♪ Walking like a man, hitting like a hammer ♪ 52 00:03:25,064 --> 00:03:26,727 ♪ She's a juvenile scam ♪ 53 00:03:26,732 --> 00:03:29,397 Marsha. Marsha, stop. 54 00:03:29,402 --> 00:03:31,404 ♪ She's got the look ♪ 55 00:03:31,409 --> 00:03:34,913 Marsha... I'm gonna bite your foot, I swear to God. 56 00:03:34,918 --> 00:03:36,670 MARSHA [GIGGLES]: Do it. 57 00:03:36,736 --> 00:03:38,780 - CAL: I am driving. - So? 58 00:03:39,115 --> 00:03:41,193 It is dangerous. 59 00:03:42,076 --> 00:03:44,495 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 60 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,169 ♪ She's got the look ♪ 61 00:03:47,253 --> 00:03:48,880 ♪ What in the world can make... ♪ 62 00:03:48,885 --> 00:03:50,371 RUE: Marsha was way more forward 63 00:03:50,376 --> 00:03:52,086 than any girl he had met before. 64 00:03:52,091 --> 00:03:53,467 ♪ When everything... ♪ 65 00:03:53,472 --> 00:03:56,090 RUE: And even though he wasn't always comfortable, 66 00:03:56,095 --> 00:03:57,836 he was grateful she pushed his boundaries. 67 00:03:57,841 --> 00:03:59,802 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 68 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,560 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 69 00:04:03,515 --> 00:04:06,607 Ooh, God. Ooh. 70 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:10,279 ♪ And I go la la la la la ♪ 71 00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:12,287 RUE: He couldn't wait to tell Derek. 72 00:04:12,292 --> 00:04:14,115 CAL: And then she unbuttoned my pants, 73 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,185 and, like, just went for it. 74 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,584 - DEREK: Dude, was it good? - CAL: I mean, yeah. [CHUCKLES] 75 00:04:18,589 --> 00:04:20,007 DEREK: And, like... 76 00:04:20,257 --> 00:04:25,209 could she, like, I mean, uh, did she, like, uh, deep throat? 77 00:04:25,214 --> 00:04:29,037 - Yeah. [LAUGHS] - Oh, nice, dude. 78 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:31,810 - Where'd you pop? - Where do ya think? 79 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:34,904 - And she swallowed? - Yeah. [LAUGHS] 80 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,741 - Wow, dude. Ah. - Yeah. 81 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:43,271 - So, I mean, she's a keeper? - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 82 00:04:44,107 --> 00:04:45,389 I guess so. 83 00:04:45,394 --> 00:04:47,787 ["CHAINS OF LOVE" BY ERASURE PLAYING] 84 00:04:47,802 --> 00:04:49,310 [DOOR OPENS] 85 00:04:49,315 --> 00:04:51,692 ♪ Together with me and my baby ♪ 86 00:04:51,697 --> 00:04:53,949 ♪ Break the chains of love ♪ 87 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:56,192 Derek, hit the road. 88 00:04:56,197 --> 00:04:59,752 - Uh... yeah, I'll see you at practice. - Yep. 89 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,717 Have a good night, Mr. Jacobs. 90 00:05:07,119 --> 00:05:08,834 - Get up. - I will. 91 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:10,107 Right now. 92 00:05:10,112 --> 00:05:11,781 I don't feel well. 93 00:05:11,881 --> 00:05:13,982 BUD: You were fine when I walked in. 94 00:05:17,426 --> 00:05:19,092 Dinner's on the table. 95 00:05:25,346 --> 00:05:28,307 ["LIPS LIKE SUGAR" BY ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN PLAYING] 96 00:05:28,312 --> 00:05:29,689 [SOFTLY]: Oh, fuck. 97 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:34,342 So, um... 98 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,506 I met a girl. 99 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,987 RUE: And so did Derek. 100 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:44,452 - Hey! Come on in! - Hey! 101 00:05:46,664 --> 00:05:49,583 ♪ She floats like a swan ♪ 102 00:05:50,837 --> 00:05:53,334 ♪ Grace on the water ♪ 103 00:05:54,499 --> 00:05:56,260 - ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ - DEREK: I got an idea. 104 00:05:56,892 --> 00:05:58,638 CAL: What are you doin', bro? 105 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:01,365 LISA: Oh my God, Derek! 106 00:06:01,672 --> 00:06:03,132 Let's go for a swim. 107 00:06:03,389 --> 00:06:05,221 - MARSHA: Yeah, let's do it! - CAL: Should we do it? 108 00:06:05,225 --> 00:06:07,061 - Oh, my God. - Come on, come on! 109 00:06:07,814 --> 00:06:09,021 MARSHA: Come on! 110 00:06:09,026 --> 00:06:11,911 ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ 111 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:15,662 - [BOTH YELLING] - ♪ Sugar kisses ♪ 112 00:06:16,427 --> 00:06:19,154 - All right, let's go! - Woo! 113 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:22,746 [SQUEALING, LAUGHTER] 114 00:06:22,961 --> 00:06:26,631 ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ 115 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:31,857 ♪ Sugar kisses ♪ 116 00:06:35,147 --> 00:06:38,233 - LISA: Have fun, guys. - DEREK: Have fun, big boy. 117 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,362 Marsha... what're you doin'? 118 00:06:45,449 --> 00:06:48,202 Hold... Hold on. 119 00:06:48,472 --> 00:06:52,226 [MOANS] Oh... I'm so sorry. 120 00:06:53,154 --> 00:06:56,068 [GRUNTS AND LAUGHS] 121 00:06:57,443 --> 00:07:00,780 RUE: And just like that... it became a regular thing. 122 00:07:00,785 --> 00:07:05,039 ["SHE SELLS SANCTUARY" BY THE CULT PLAYING] 123 00:07:05,044 --> 00:07:08,797 [BOTH MOANING] 124 00:07:10,605 --> 00:07:13,304 ♪ Make my back burn ♪ 125 00:07:14,794 --> 00:07:17,166 RUE: Back then, Marsha would tell him what felt good, 126 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:19,256 and, eventually, he got better at it. 127 00:07:19,261 --> 00:07:21,513 [MARSHA MOANING] 128 00:07:24,499 --> 00:07:26,046 Oh, my God. 129 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:31,570 - You're smiling. - [LAUGHS] That was amazing. 130 00:07:31,575 --> 00:07:34,536 - You like it that much? - CAL: I do. 131 00:07:35,851 --> 00:07:36,977 I'm fine with that. 132 00:07:36,982 --> 00:07:39,882 - Mind if I do it again? - Please do. 133 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,166 [MOANING] 134 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:43,046 RUE: And he did like it that much. 135 00:07:43,051 --> 00:07:45,749 In fact, it was all he could think about. 136 00:07:45,992 --> 00:07:47,562 - Really? - I love it. 137 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,944 Yeah, I don't know, uh, I like women, but... 138 00:07:49,949 --> 00:07:51,562 you couldn't pay me to eat pussy. 139 00:07:53,066 --> 00:07:57,066 ["IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL IT'S OVER" BY LENNY KRAVITZ PLAYING] 140 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,758 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 141 00:08:00,763 --> 00:08:03,771 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 142 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:09,182 ♪ But baby, it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 143 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:12,841 ♪ So many years we've tried ♪ 144 00:08:12,846 --> 00:08:14,765 ♪ To keep our love alive ♪ 145 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:17,542 I win, pussy. I win. 146 00:08:20,985 --> 00:08:22,985 [CHEERING] 147 00:08:23,144 --> 00:08:28,253 ♪ How many times did we give up ♪ 148 00:08:28,395 --> 00:08:30,448 ♪ But we always worked things out ♪ 149 00:08:30,453 --> 00:08:31,729 RUE: Cal was going to Duke, 150 00:08:31,734 --> 00:08:34,325 and Derek was going to a state school out west. 151 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:38,747 BUD: When summer ends, your life begins. 152 00:08:39,313 --> 00:08:41,148 - Cheers. - [ALL TOAST] 153 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:44,627 [DOG BARKING] 154 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,864 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 155 00:08:48,869 --> 00:08:51,888 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 156 00:08:51,893 --> 00:08:53,721 ♪ But baby, it ain't over ♪ 157 00:08:53,726 --> 00:08:55,972 RUE: Derek insisted they go celebrate... 158 00:08:55,977 --> 00:08:57,766 just the two of them. 159 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,728 DEREK: All right, I know a place that will serve us. 160 00:08:59,732 --> 00:09:02,426 Just, uh, go up 27. 161 00:09:03,902 --> 00:09:09,279 ♪ 'Cause baby, it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 162 00:09:10,474 --> 00:09:11,809 [CHUCKLES] 163 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,161 - Woo! - [LAUGHING] 164 00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:23,711 ♪♪ 165 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,265 Fuckin' shit. 166 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:41,607 ["I CAN DREAM ABOUT YOU" BY DAN HARTMAN PLAYING] 167 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,314 DEREK: Oh, how you doin', man? 168 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,234 - BARTENDER: Hey, how are you guys? - Could we get, uh, 169 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,576 - two tequila shots, please? - BARTENDER: Let's do it. 170 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,919 Thank you. 171 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:54,949 ♪ I can dream about you ♪ 172 00:09:54,954 --> 00:09:57,458 - Straight down for you guys. - BOTH: Thank you. 173 00:09:58,050 --> 00:10:00,094 DEREK: I knew they'd serve us here. 174 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:04,083 DEREK: Can we get, uh, two more? 175 00:10:04,088 --> 00:10:06,084 - BARTENDER: Absolutely. - DEREK: Actually... can we get four? 176 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:07,630 Thank you, man. 177 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:10,794 BARTENDER: Go, go, go, boys. 178 00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:12,950 - Rapid fire. - All right. 179 00:10:15,004 --> 00:10:17,745 - Ah, fuck. - Oh, boy, yep. Up, down, up. 180 00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:26,524 ["NEVER TEAR US APART" BY INXS PLAYING] 181 00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:40,323 ♪ Don't ask me ♪ 182 00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:43,761 ♪ What you know is true ♪ 183 00:10:44,696 --> 00:10:47,417 ♪ Don't have to tell you ♪ 184 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:52,485 ♪ I love your precious heart ♪ 185 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,964 ♪ I... ♪ 186 00:10:56,272 --> 00:10:58,261 ♪ I was standing ♪ 187 00:10:59,888 --> 00:11:01,776 ♪ You were there ♪ 188 00:11:02,943 --> 00:11:05,995 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 189 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:11,410 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 190 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:24,020 ♪ We could live ♪ 191 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:28,559 ♪ For a thousand years ♪ 192 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,684 ♪ But if I hurt you ♪ 193 00:11:33,077 --> 00:11:37,165 ♪ I'd make wine from your tears ♪ 194 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:39,589 ♪ I told you ♪ 195 00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:43,051 ♪ That we could fly ♪ 196 00:11:44,357 --> 00:11:46,943 ♪ 'Cause we all have wings ♪ 197 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:53,614 ♪ But some of us don't know why ♪ 198 00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:58,391 ♪ I was standing ♪ 199 00:11:59,312 --> 00:12:01,481 ♪ You were there ♪ 200 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,293 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 201 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:10,416 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 202 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:14,088 ♪ You, don't ask me ♪ 203 00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:17,721 ♪ You were standing, you know it's true ♪ 204 00:12:17,726 --> 00:12:20,803 ♪ I was there, worlds collided ♪ 205 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:24,520 ♪ Two worlds collided, we're shining through ♪ 206 00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:29,447 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 207 00:12:29,452 --> 00:12:31,127 [PHONE RINGING] 208 00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:46,599 Hey. 209 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:49,753 Hey, babe. 210 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,425 What's wrong? 211 00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,179 What? 212 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,611 Are you sure? 213 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,736 Mm-hm. 214 00:13:06,963 --> 00:13:08,981 Are you sure the test is accurate? 215 00:13:13,888 --> 00:13:15,416 Take another one. 216 00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:20,161 Three. 217 00:13:21,271 --> 00:13:22,814 You took three? 218 00:13:27,499 --> 00:13:28,751 Yeah. 219 00:13:31,774 --> 00:13:34,402 Yeah... of course I am. 220 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,088 Okay. 221 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,366 I'll see you in a minute. 222 00:13:48,684 --> 00:13:50,394 I l-love you, too. 223 00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:14,342 [SNIFFS] 224 00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,434 [CRYING] 225 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:27,361 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com 226 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,308 ["NEVER TEAR US APART" GUITAR RIFF PLAYS] 227 00:14:31,117 --> 00:14:33,995 ♪♪ 228 00:14:36,297 --> 00:14:40,297 ["CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE" BY BOBBY DARIN PLAYING] 229 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:48,080 [SINGING ALONG] ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 230 00:14:48,085 --> 00:14:51,502 ♪ Call me unreliable ♪ 231 00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:57,093 ♪ Throw in undependable, too ♪ 232 00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:02,964 ♪ Do my foolish alibis ♪ 233 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,697 ♪ Bother you ♪ 234 00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:10,056 ♪ Well I'm not too clever ♪ 235 00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:14,184 ♪ I just adore you ♪ 236 00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:18,431 ♪ Call me unpredictable ♪ 237 00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:22,392 ♪ Tell me I'm impractical ♪ 238 00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:29,397 ♪ Rainbows, I'm inclined to pursue ♪ 239 00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:33,783 ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 240 00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:37,751 ♪ Yes, I'm unreliable ♪ 241 00:15:37,756 --> 00:15:43,189 ♪ But it's undeniably true ♪ 242 00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:50,299 ♪ That I'm irresponsibly mad for you ♪ 243 00:15:51,641 --> 00:15:56,604 ♪ Go on and call me unpredictable ♪ 244 00:15:56,609 --> 00:16:00,739 ♪ Tell me that I'm impractical ♪ 245 00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:07,218 ♪ Rainbows, I'm inclined to pursue ♪ 246 00:16:07,223 --> 00:16:12,311 ♪ You go ahead and call me irresponsible ♪ 247 00:16:12,386 --> 00:16:16,182 ♪ I admit I'm unreliable ♪ 248 00:16:16,187 --> 00:16:20,788 ♪ But it is undeniably true... ♪ 249 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:28,116 RUE: ♪ Ooh, I'm irresponsibly mad ♪ 250 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:31,671 [BLOWS BUBBLES, MUFFLED SINGING] 251 00:16:31,676 --> 00:16:33,241 Rue? 252 00:16:33,971 --> 00:16:35,640 Are you high? 253 00:16:35,731 --> 00:16:37,382 RUE: Oh, fuck me. 254 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,567 Was she there the whole time, or did she just walk in? 255 00:16:43,818 --> 00:16:45,525 I mean... 256 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:47,015 [DING] 257 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,947 Now, as a beloved character that a lot of people are rooting for, 258 00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:53,968 I feel a certain responsibility to make good decisions. 259 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:55,700 But I relapsed. 260 00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:59,463 [CHAOTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 261 00:17:03,865 --> 00:17:05,545 In all fairness, I did say in the beginning 262 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:08,405 I had no intentions of staying clean, 263 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,515 but I get it. Our country's dark... 264 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:14,007 and fucked up. 265 00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:17,718 And people, they just wanna find hope... 266 00:17:18,595 --> 00:17:21,306 [ANGELIC VOCALIZING] 267 00:17:21,311 --> 00:17:23,983 - Somewhere. - Anywhere. 268 00:17:26,308 --> 00:17:28,382 And if not in reality... 269 00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:30,306 [THROUGH TV]: then in television. 270 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:33,148 Unfortunately... I'm not it. 271 00:17:36,109 --> 00:17:38,179 Ugh. Elly? 272 00:17:41,205 --> 00:17:44,054 Oh, shit. Sorry, that was from last year. 273 00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:45,179 Sorry. 274 00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:49,398 "How to Get Away With Being a Drug Addict." 275 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,384 Step one: Find a cover drug. 276 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,214 'Cause no matter how hard you try to hide it, 277 00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:57,051 if you're doing drugs, you're gonna get caught. 278 00:17:57,055 --> 00:17:59,307 It's inevitable, and when that does happen, 279 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,352 you don't wanna be on the defensive. 280 00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:05,467 Trust me, no one believes an addict when they're caught. 281 00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:11,321 So, first things first, you want to lay the groundwork. 282 00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:14,822 - Heyo. - GIA: This movie's nuts. 283 00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:16,264 Which one is this? 284 00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:18,673 - "Killer Baby"? I don't even know. - Ohh! 285 00:18:18,678 --> 00:18:20,720 RUE: "Killer Mutant Baby." 286 00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:23,915 Oh, shit. 287 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,024 I think I'm gonna start smoking weed. 288 00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:35,634 Why would you start smoking weed? 289 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,993 'Cause I have panic attacks every fucking day. 290 00:18:42,207 --> 00:18:44,407 You are so fucking selfish. 291 00:18:49,029 --> 00:18:50,280 Gia. 292 00:18:51,136 --> 00:18:52,516 Gia! 293 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,649 Gia, it fuckin' helps with my... 294 00:18:55,921 --> 00:18:57,699 fuckin' anxiety, and my panic attacks, 295 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,864 - and shit, Gia. - GIA: I don't wanna talk to you, Rue. 296 00:19:00,915 --> 00:19:02,510 Can you just fuckin' listen for a second? 297 00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:03,641 GIA: I don't wanna talk to you! 298 00:19:03,645 --> 00:19:06,048 - Gia! Gia, what the fuck?! - GIA [SCREAMS]: Stop! 299 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,335 The fuck is wrong... What the... 300 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,129 - RUE: Are you fucking crazy?! - GIA: Don't push me! 301 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:12,400 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Get your hands off of me! 302 00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:15,230 It's a fucking idea! I wasn't gonna fucking do it! 303 00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:16,677 - You're a liar! - I'm a fuckin' liar?! 304 00:19:16,681 --> 00:19:18,387 - I'm tryin' to tell you something! - And you don't give a shit 305 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,707 about you, you don't give a shit about me. 306 00:19:20,712 --> 00:19:22,454 You don't give a shit about your mama. 307 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,684 [SCREAMS]: I'm not actually doin' fuckin' weed! 308 00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:25,946 It was an idea, okay?! 309 00:19:25,951 --> 00:19:27,127 And I should've never fuckin' told you 310 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:28,244 'cause you're just like fucking Mom. 311 00:19:28,248 --> 00:19:30,532 - Don't put... - Both of you are fucking crazy! 312 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,131 RUE: Now, what you wanna do is 313 00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:36,446 make them second guess their intuition, 314 00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:38,829 make them feel like any valid concern 315 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,712 is just their anxiety getting the best of them. 316 00:19:42,842 --> 00:19:46,055 Step two: Gaslight. 317 00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:50,977 GIA: Rue, when you do drugs... 318 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,438 it's not like when other people do drugs. 319 00:20:00,886 --> 00:20:02,930 It's better than committing suicide. 320 00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:07,605 When I'm sober, that's what I think about. 321 00:20:08,848 --> 00:20:10,657 That's where I'm at, Gia. 322 00:20:11,719 --> 00:20:12,896 Okay? 323 00:20:13,822 --> 00:20:15,282 That's where I'm at. 324 00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:19,001 Now, if you wanna tell Mom, you can tell her... 325 00:20:19,741 --> 00:20:22,056 but I don't know what else I can fuckin' do. 326 00:20:29,116 --> 00:20:30,450 Rue... 327 00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:33,923 I love you... 328 00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:37,952 so, please, just promise me, 329 00:20:38,122 --> 00:20:41,134 it's just gonna be weed and nothing more. 330 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,017 I promise. 331 00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:02,699 So, the next time you put Pop-Tarts in the fridge, 332 00:21:02,704 --> 00:21:06,704 or milk in the cupboard... you have a motherfuckin' out. 333 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,934 [BLOWS BUBBLES, MUFFLED SINGING] 334 00:21:08,939 --> 00:21:10,306 Rue? 335 00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:13,312 Are you high? 336 00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:15,977 I mean. 337 00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:18,634 I just smoked a little bit of weed. 338 00:21:18,639 --> 00:21:21,196 - Wait, what? - Ow! 339 00:21:23,892 --> 00:21:27,062 Please, you keep going. I'm just gonna sit here for a second. 340 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,559 So, I smoked a little bit of weed, 341 00:21:29,564 --> 00:21:32,618 and forgot to mention someone that I met. 342 00:21:32,623 --> 00:21:35,417 By the way, I think you would really get along with 343 00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,899 once you're not mad at me for whatever... 344 00:21:37,904 --> 00:21:39,614 you're fuckin' mad at me about. 345 00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:41,712 I'm not gonna get along with him. 346 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:45,196 - Why? - 'Cause he wants to fuck you. 347 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,088 - You really think so? - Yes, I know so. 348 00:21:49,227 --> 00:21:50,812 No. I promise you, 349 00:21:50,817 --> 00:21:53,384 there is no way that he wants to fuck me. 350 00:21:54,576 --> 00:21:55,827 No way. 351 00:21:57,675 --> 00:21:59,259 Do you wanna fuck Rue? 352 00:22:00,063 --> 00:22:02,607 - Not no. - JULES: So, you're straight? 353 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,048 - Kinda. - JULES: Are you gay? 354 00:22:05,595 --> 00:22:08,056 - Kinda. - So, you're bi. 355 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,330 - Well, I don't think of it that way. - What do you mean? 356 00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:12,520 You've never, like, thought about your sexuality before? 357 00:22:12,524 --> 00:22:15,306 Not in a particularly rigid way, no. 358 00:22:15,311 --> 00:22:17,470 Have you guys fucked? Is that a thing? 359 00:22:17,475 --> 00:22:19,810 Elliot, I'm asking the fucking question. 360 00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:22,049 - Why did she avoid that question? - Yeah, why did you 361 00:22:22,053 --> 00:22:23,727 dodge the question? 362 00:22:24,264 --> 00:22:25,759 How many girls have you fucked? 363 00:22:25,764 --> 00:22:28,079 ELLIOT: Like, technically, three. 364 00:22:28,456 --> 00:22:31,167 - Technically? - I mean, technically, the first girl, 365 00:22:31,172 --> 00:22:34,134 it was, like, two seconds. It was embarrassing. 366 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:37,142 She probably wouldn't count it. She would not count it. 367 00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,713 Okay, uh, how many guys have you fucked? 368 00:22:39,718 --> 00:22:42,204 - 43. - Are you serious? 369 00:22:42,209 --> 00:22:44,050 - Damn. - I'm kidding. 370 00:22:44,055 --> 00:22:45,255 How many guys have you fucked? 371 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,341 She doesn't wanna answer that question 372 00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:47,985 'cause she's kind of a whore. 373 00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:49,116 JULES AND ELLIOT: A whore?! 374 00:22:49,121 --> 00:22:51,223 Slut. She's a slut. I was gonna say slut, 375 00:22:51,228 --> 00:22:52,310 but then whore just kinda came out. 376 00:22:52,314 --> 00:22:53,810 Wait, how many guys have you fucked? 377 00:22:53,815 --> 00:22:56,110 You know, that is an excellent question, Jules. 378 00:22:56,729 --> 00:22:58,102 How many guys have you been with? 379 00:22:58,107 --> 00:23:00,442 No. No, it's not an excellent question. 380 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,449 In fact, it's an irrelevant question 'cause 381 00:23:02,454 --> 00:23:04,373 I'm no longer interested in men, so. 382 00:23:04,378 --> 00:23:05,898 Well, how many men do you have to fuck 383 00:23:05,903 --> 00:23:07,949 to no longer be interested in them? 384 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:10,323 - RUE: Hmm. - Uh, I'll tell you 385 00:23:10,328 --> 00:23:12,221 if you promise to never tell Rue. 386 00:23:12,787 --> 00:23:14,414 Are you for real right now? 387 00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:16,385 - ELLIOT: Deal. - What the fuck? 388 00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:17,659 Okay. 389 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:18,882 [JULES WHISPERS] 390 00:23:18,887 --> 00:23:21,151 Wow! Really? 391 00:23:21,255 --> 00:23:24,591 That's fucked up. That's like a mentally ill amount of people to fuck. 392 00:23:24,596 --> 00:23:26,931 - What did she say? - ELLIOT: No, that's, like... 393 00:23:26,936 --> 00:23:30,388 - that's, like, bad. - Wait, do you really think so? 394 00:23:30,393 --> 00:23:32,627 No... I'm kidding. 395 00:23:32,818 --> 00:23:34,768 Who gives a shit? Everyone's a fuckin' nun. 396 00:23:34,773 --> 00:23:35,933 - Nun? - ELLIOT: You're a nun. 397 00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,772 - How am I a nun? - ELLIOT: You're a trans girl 398 00:23:37,776 --> 00:23:40,127 wearing a binder asking me whether I'm straight or gay? 399 00:23:40,132 --> 00:23:43,484 Well, I'm navigating a largely straight, binary world... 400 00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:45,279 You sound like you're navigating a Twitter thread. 401 00:23:45,283 --> 00:23:46,781 I don't know what that's supposed to mean. 402 00:23:46,785 --> 00:23:48,657 But you know what I mean, like most people are straight. 403 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:51,284 And most trans girls don't wear binders, right? 404 00:23:51,289 --> 00:23:52,660 Yeah, and, uh, most guys 405 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,538 don't hang out with two girls unless they wanna fuck them. 406 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:56,790 I didn't say that I didn't wanna fuck you or Rue. 407 00:23:56,795 --> 00:23:58,330 So, you wanna fuck Jules? 408 00:23:59,567 --> 00:24:01,235 You guys are disgusting. 409 00:24:01,587 --> 00:24:04,994 I'm not out here swingin' my muff around waitin' to see who fucks it. 410 00:24:04,999 --> 00:24:07,291 - Okay? - I don't like you. 411 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,136 - Why? - 'Cause you're being sarcastic, 412 00:24:10,141 --> 00:24:13,021 - and I don't like sarcastic people. - RUE: Wait, aren't I sarcastic? 413 00:24:13,026 --> 00:24:15,022 - No, no, you're the opposite. - ELLIOT: All right, 414 00:24:15,026 --> 00:24:17,653 I'm being sarcastic because I'm uncomfortable, 415 00:24:17,658 --> 00:24:20,799 and the questions are, like, fuckin' hypocritical, you know, 416 00:24:20,804 --> 00:24:22,648 and I genuinely do like Rue. 417 00:24:22,653 --> 00:24:24,402 And, you know, even though you've been gangbanged 418 00:24:24,406 --> 00:24:27,283 by the entire galaxy, you're still fuckin'... You're great. 419 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:29,953 Okay? And I want to be friends. 420 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,039 You think he's being sarcastic? 421 00:24:36,414 --> 00:24:38,588 Unfortunately, no. 422 00:24:41,462 --> 00:24:43,586 - JULES: Come on! - RUE: You're too fast! 423 00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:46,502 [LAUGHS] You're just fucking slow. I don't know. 424 00:24:46,678 --> 00:24:49,722 - I don't play sports for a reason! - Come on! 425 00:24:53,997 --> 00:24:55,401 Fuck. 426 00:25:00,822 --> 00:25:04,200 ["EFFIGY" BY MINISTRY PLAYING] 427 00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:06,734 ♪ No, no ♪ 428 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,700 [ACCELERATES] 429 00:25:12,537 --> 00:25:13,746 Jules! 430 00:25:18,673 --> 00:25:20,041 Fuck. 431 00:25:20,774 --> 00:25:23,369 - Oh, you motherfucker. - [JULES LAUGHS] 432 00:25:24,181 --> 00:25:26,261 - You know... - You need to take care of that asthma. 433 00:25:26,429 --> 00:25:28,214 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - You know I'm not... 434 00:25:28,219 --> 00:25:29,706 - good at that kind of stuff. - [JULES CHUCKLES] 435 00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:33,088 - Oh man. Let me catch my breath. - Oh, I'm sorry. 436 00:25:33,093 --> 00:25:34,573 My breath. 437 00:25:39,659 --> 00:25:41,608 [HEAVY BREATHING] 438 00:25:54,537 --> 00:25:56,623 [KISSING] 439 00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:12,550 - RUE: Does that feel good? - JULES: Yeah. 440 00:26:12,554 --> 00:26:13,806 Okay. 441 00:26:13,811 --> 00:26:16,355 [HEAVY BREATHING] 442 00:26:23,107 --> 00:26:25,401 RUE: The beautiful thing about getting high 443 00:26:25,406 --> 00:26:27,515 is time ceases to exist. 444 00:26:32,236 --> 00:26:34,322 I mean, you can just stay in the good moments 445 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:36,621 without the fear that they'll come to an end. 446 00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:42,627 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 447 00:26:43,552 --> 00:26:44,803 [SNORTS] 448 00:26:49,968 --> 00:26:51,219 [SNORTS] 449 00:27:09,352 --> 00:27:12,021 When's the last time you guys played truth or dare? 450 00:27:17,104 --> 00:27:20,274 Vice Principal Garcia, hi. My name is Lexi Howard. 451 00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:21,955 I know who you are, Lexi. 452 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,171 Right, sorry, that was weird, um. 453 00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:25,938 Anyway, I'm writing this play, 454 00:27:25,943 --> 00:27:28,455 and I was wondering if I could put it on... 455 00:27:29,084 --> 00:27:32,504 RUE: After all that stuff with Cal at Fezco's convenience store, 456 00:27:32,963 --> 00:27:34,841 Lexi realized there was a reason 457 00:27:34,846 --> 00:27:37,057 she never tried to intervene before. 458 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,627 She was an observer. 459 00:27:39,996 --> 00:27:41,623 That's who she was. 460 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:44,381 [INAUDIBLE] 461 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:48,291 She often imagined that her parents weren't really her parents... 462 00:27:49,026 --> 00:27:51,338 and that her sister wasn't her sister, 463 00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:54,221 and that her house wasn't even really her house. 464 00:27:55,618 --> 00:27:57,454 That it was just a movie... 465 00:27:57,827 --> 00:28:00,213 SUZE: I, I told you. I didn't promise you that. 466 00:28:00,218 --> 00:28:02,041 RUE: One that she was writing. 467 00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:05,659 Let me just show you a photo of the prosthetic. 468 00:28:05,664 --> 00:28:07,300 I don't really have time for that right now. 469 00:28:07,304 --> 00:28:08,597 Can you get me some Nicorette? 470 00:28:08,602 --> 00:28:10,418 Rue Bennett is 47 minutes late. 471 00:28:10,423 --> 00:28:11,920 - We can't get ahold of her. - I'm gonna fucking kill her. 472 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,684 Lexi, I need to talk to you about this scene. 473 00:28:15,815 --> 00:28:17,051 Suze isn't wearing her wedding ring. 474 00:28:17,055 --> 00:28:19,130 - LEXI: Okay, that's a props question. - Okay. 475 00:28:19,135 --> 00:28:20,970 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 476 00:28:20,975 --> 00:28:22,721 [AUDIO FROM MONITOR]: I didn't bring it up. 477 00:28:23,139 --> 00:28:26,434 Okay, it's like every, every single day. It's like you're OCD! 478 00:28:26,439 --> 00:28:28,057 - LEXI: And cut it! - [BELL RINGS] 479 00:28:28,478 --> 00:28:29,479 My name is Lexi Howard. 480 00:28:29,484 --> 00:28:32,690 I am the writer, director, and creator of "This Is Life." 481 00:28:33,182 --> 00:28:36,527 - _ - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 482 00:28:36,532 --> 00:28:39,535 While the story's about a 16-year-old g... Bleh. 483 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,658 The story is about a 16-year-old girl, 484 00:28:41,663 --> 00:28:45,244 Grace, who lives in the shadow of her older sister, Hallie. 485 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:47,768 Sluttier. 486 00:28:48,419 --> 00:28:49,854 And tackier. 487 00:28:51,459 --> 00:28:52,752 Sloppier. 488 00:28:52,757 --> 00:28:54,502 But the story isn't about Hallie. 489 00:28:54,507 --> 00:28:56,426 You know, that's been done before. 490 00:28:56,431 --> 00:28:57,565 It's about Grace. 491 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,862 Here, come with me. [LAUGHS] 492 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:05,315 Look, the sidekicks are usually the more sensitive, smarter, 493 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,933 more compelling characters, 494 00:29:06,938 --> 00:29:09,649 but for some reason, they just get overlooked. 495 00:29:09,654 --> 00:29:11,646 - Action! - LEXI: And I was like, 496 00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:14,445 TV show, the sidekick is the lead. 497 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,049 Cut! Are you fuckin' high? 498 00:29:19,463 --> 00:29:23,213 Yeah, it's about love and friendship. 499 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:26,963 And about when... 500 00:29:27,669 --> 00:29:30,421 you know, you're younger, everything just feels 501 00:29:30,426 --> 00:29:32,011 so permanent. 502 00:29:32,135 --> 00:29:34,387 But as you get older, everyone drifts away. 503 00:29:36,801 --> 00:29:39,801 [FRENZIED CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] 504 00:29:43,004 --> 00:29:45,877 RUE: So, she just started writing, 505 00:29:46,312 --> 00:29:49,284 and writing, and writing. 506 00:29:50,905 --> 00:29:53,905 ♪♪ 507 00:29:57,566 --> 00:30:00,528 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 508 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:02,618 [ALARM SOUNDS] 509 00:30:04,494 --> 00:30:06,692 LEXI: Why are you awake at 4 AM? 510 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:09,041 CASSIE: Why are you awake at 4 AM? 511 00:30:09,505 --> 00:30:12,424 ♪♪ 512 00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:25,409 _ 513 00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:28,014 RUE: Cassie decided to wake up at 4 AM 514 00:30:28,019 --> 00:30:30,354 that morning to get ready for school. 515 00:30:31,652 --> 00:30:33,784 She needed to clear her head. 516 00:30:38,698 --> 00:30:41,955 And for those three hours she spent getting ready... 517 00:30:42,345 --> 00:30:44,306 she only thought about one thing. 518 00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:46,522 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 519 00:30:46,527 --> 00:30:49,527 ♪♪ 520 00:31:07,705 --> 00:31:09,681 There was also something refreshing about the amount 521 00:31:09,685 --> 00:31:11,729 of time she was putting into herself. 522 00:31:15,516 --> 00:31:18,519 ♪♪ 523 00:31:23,328 --> 00:31:25,643 Out of sight, out of mind. 524 00:31:25,648 --> 00:31:26,941 [ALARM CHIMES] 525 00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:33,532 RUE: She loved the ritual, the attention to detail... 526 00:31:35,418 --> 00:31:38,588 the anxiety and excitement she felt in her stomach. 527 00:31:41,618 --> 00:31:44,219 And even if Nate pretended not to notice her... 528 00:31:44,224 --> 00:31:47,310 ♪♪ 529 00:31:47,517 --> 00:31:49,185 [ALARM CHIMES] 530 00:31:52,603 --> 00:31:55,466 It was her way of telling him that she was his. 531 00:31:55,471 --> 00:31:56,889 ♪♪ 532 00:32:01,673 --> 00:32:03,383 [MUSIC STOPS] 533 00:32:06,862 --> 00:32:09,365 [VOCALIZING] 534 00:32:09,370 --> 00:32:13,370 ♪♪ 535 00:32:17,591 --> 00:32:18,967 MADDY: Hey. 536 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:21,411 Hey. 537 00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:24,969 - Wait, why are... why... - Uh, my class is this way. 538 00:32:30,066 --> 00:32:32,109 RUE: Anyway, back to where we started. 539 00:32:32,114 --> 00:32:33,442 I'm writing this play, 540 00:32:33,447 --> 00:32:35,449 and I was wondering if I could put it on. 541 00:32:35,552 --> 00:32:36,804 GARCIA: Sure. 542 00:32:36,809 --> 00:32:39,809 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] 543 00:32:42,403 --> 00:32:43,905 Truth or dare? 544 00:32:46,193 --> 00:32:47,486 Dare. 545 00:32:50,549 --> 00:32:52,300 ELLIOT: Yo, Jules. I dare you to take a piss 546 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:53,598 in the middle of the street. 547 00:32:53,603 --> 00:32:54,854 JULES: All right. 548 00:32:56,863 --> 00:32:58,872 - Sure, yes! - [ELLIOT CHUCKLES] 549 00:32:59,182 --> 00:33:01,059 Gender-fuck me, please! 550 00:33:01,221 --> 00:33:02,724 - ELLIOT: Wow. - RUE: Jules! 551 00:33:02,729 --> 00:33:05,148 - ELLIOT: Wow. - RUE: Okay, all right. 552 00:33:05,343 --> 00:33:07,849 - RUE: Oh, shit! - ELLIOT: Ohh. 553 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,745 - RUE: Oh. Okay, Jules. - [ELLIOT LAUGHS] 554 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,636 - Hey! Come on... Car. - [HORN HONKING] 555 00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:13,768 - Oh... my God. - ELLIOT: No, no, no, no, no! 556 00:33:13,773 --> 00:33:15,613 Not on the car. Not on the car. Not on the car. 557 00:33:17,271 --> 00:33:18,767 [RUE AND JULES GIGGLING] 558 00:33:18,772 --> 00:33:21,533 Hey, look, I, uh, I noticed the way that you've been lookin' at me 559 00:33:21,538 --> 00:33:23,624 you know, past couple days, and I... 560 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,291 I wanted you to know, I too, I'm into scat play, 561 00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:27,568 and if you wanted to, like, poop on each other... 562 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,236 - What the fuck?! - [ALL SHOUTING] 563 00:33:29,896 --> 00:33:32,150 - Oh shit, oh shit, oh! - [STUDENT YELLING] 564 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:36,233 - ELLIOT: Oh, my God. - [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 565 00:33:37,991 --> 00:33:39,956 I'll fuckin' kill you, goddammit! 566 00:33:40,055 --> 00:33:41,345 Fuck! 567 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,340 [KISSING] 568 00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,001 I really wanna go down on you. 569 00:33:52,006 --> 00:33:53,767 We can't do it here. 570 00:33:53,951 --> 00:33:55,408 Please? 571 00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:59,920 [BOTH GIGGLING] 572 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:08,614 [ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYS] 573 00:34:11,951 --> 00:34:14,870 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 574 00:34:21,588 --> 00:34:22,915 RUE: If I were a genius, 575 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,631 I'd figure out a way to do drugs for free. 576 00:34:26,861 --> 00:34:27,946 [SNORTS] 577 00:34:34,418 --> 00:34:36,650 What if I am a genius? 578 00:34:37,302 --> 00:34:41,049 - I'm a fuckin' genius, Fez. - FEZCO: Is that so? 579 00:34:42,324 --> 00:34:44,145 It is fuckin' so because 580 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,360 I came up with an amazing fuckin' plan. 581 00:34:46,365 --> 00:34:48,369 And what would that be, Rue? 582 00:34:48,374 --> 00:34:50,459 All right, so... [CLEARS THROAT] 583 00:34:50,698 --> 00:34:52,283 all you would have to do is front me, 584 00:34:52,288 --> 00:34:54,330 like, $5,000 worth of drugs, okay? 585 00:34:54,335 --> 00:34:55,823 - And... - FEZCO: Hell the fuck no. 586 00:34:55,828 --> 00:34:56,950 Okay, well, before you say no, 587 00:34:56,954 --> 00:34:58,089 you kind of have to let me finish, right? 588 00:34:58,093 --> 00:34:59,619 Hell the fuck no. 589 00:34:59,624 --> 00:35:01,470 Okay, why do you keep saying that? 590 00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:04,174 I did not like the way that the plan started. 591 00:35:04,179 --> 00:35:06,137 Okay, well, you have to let me finish the fucking plan. 592 00:35:06,141 --> 00:35:07,293 - FEZCO: No. - Yes. 593 00:35:07,298 --> 00:35:09,508 - You... - Hell the fuck no, Rue. 594 00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:13,243 Fuck it. I give up. Whatever. 595 00:35:13,248 --> 00:35:15,369 I'll just take my fuckin' business elsewhere. 596 00:35:15,774 --> 00:35:17,318 It's your fuckin' loss, man. 597 00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:23,470 Hell the fuck no. 598 00:35:23,602 --> 00:35:25,436 That's a good-ass plan. 599 00:35:25,441 --> 00:35:27,713 Thank you. Fuckin' Fez didn't even wanna hear it. 600 00:35:27,718 --> 00:35:30,283 - Why not? - Ego shit, man. 601 00:35:31,032 --> 00:35:32,735 Yo, Lex, what're you doin'? 602 00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:35,049 Oh, just putting up fliers for this play I'm doing. 603 00:35:35,054 --> 00:35:36,305 What play? 604 00:35:37,662 --> 00:35:39,103 _ 605 00:35:39,108 --> 00:35:40,752 The only thing is... 606 00:35:42,186 --> 00:35:44,877 Lexi hadn't told anyone about the play... 607 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,064 including Cassie. 608 00:35:48,225 --> 00:35:50,311 I'd actually love for you to read it. 609 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:52,505 Yeah, for sure. Just, uh, send it to me. 610 00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:54,595 - Hey, Rue-Rue. - Hi, Cass. 611 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:58,715 Wait, are you in the play? 612 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:01,041 - What play? - Lexi's play. 613 00:36:01,156 --> 00:36:02,532 What do you mean, Lexi's play? 614 00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:04,908 Uh, the play that Lexi wrote. 615 00:36:05,351 --> 00:36:06,549 "Oklahoma." 616 00:36:06,554 --> 00:36:08,765 - What? - The play's called "Oklahoma"? 617 00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:11,127 No, the drama club's doing "Oklahoma." 618 00:36:12,393 --> 00:36:14,402 Oh my god. Do I look like I'm in "Oklahoma"? 619 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:16,369 Why would your play be set in Oklahoma? 620 00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:18,418 You thought I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 621 00:36:18,423 --> 00:36:21,450 - I haven't read it, so. - Are you making fun of me, 622 00:36:21,455 --> 00:36:23,578 or did you actually think I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 623 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,564 Why the fuck would you audition for "Oklahoma"? 624 00:36:25,569 --> 00:36:26,701 CASSIE: I'm not! 625 00:36:26,705 --> 00:36:29,564 Then why the fuck do you look like you're auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 626 00:36:29,569 --> 00:36:31,377 - Do I? - KAT: Yes. 627 00:36:31,382 --> 00:36:33,658 Has everyone read "Oklahoma" but me? 628 00:36:33,663 --> 00:36:35,392 "Oklahoma" 's not like a play you read. 629 00:36:35,397 --> 00:36:37,580 - Rue, are you on drugs? - Yes. 630 00:36:37,585 --> 00:36:38,806 - You relapsed? - Wait, what?! 631 00:36:38,811 --> 00:36:40,145 RUE: Oh, I've just... 632 00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:42,262 Nah, I've just been smokin' a little bit of weed. 633 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:44,432 Wait, I don't understand. If you're not auditioning for "Oklahoma," 634 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,391 - then why do you look like that? - Like what?! 635 00:36:46,396 --> 00:36:48,895 - MADDY: Like a country music star. - In a good way or a bad way? 636 00:36:48,899 --> 00:36:51,897 - Bitch, you better be joking. - Are you okay, Cass? 637 00:36:51,902 --> 00:36:53,440 No! Yes! Fuck it! 638 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:56,355 I am in love with Nate Jacobs and he is in love with me! 639 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,320 And don't you fucking give me that look, Maddy, 640 00:36:58,325 --> 00:36:59,656 because I didn't fuck your boyfriend! 641 00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:02,705 You two were broken up for three weeks and three days 642 00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:05,744 before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you! 643 00:37:05,749 --> 00:37:08,424 Plus, you guys are terrible for each other and you know I'm right 644 00:37:08,429 --> 00:37:11,390 and you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care! 645 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:14,525 I have never, ever been happier! 646 00:37:21,081 --> 00:37:22,603 RUE: But she didn't say that. 647 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:24,763 In fact, it was much weirder. 648 00:37:24,768 --> 00:37:27,062 She just stared straight ahead like she's doing now 649 00:37:27,067 --> 00:37:28,502 and didn't say a word. 650 00:37:29,231 --> 00:37:32,252 MADDY: I think being single's really stressing you out. 651 00:37:32,257 --> 00:37:34,175 No, I don't think so. 652 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:35,640 MADDY: I hate it. 653 00:37:35,683 --> 00:37:37,810 - Really? - Yeah. 654 00:37:39,116 --> 00:37:40,963 I think Nate really fucked me up. 655 00:37:40,968 --> 00:37:41,968 [THEO GASPS] 656 00:37:41,973 --> 00:37:43,653 I said, "Messed me up." 657 00:37:43,658 --> 00:37:46,129 - No, you didn't. - What do you mean? 658 00:37:46,576 --> 00:37:48,662 I keep trying to figure out if I feel worse now 659 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,543 than I did when I was with Nate. 660 00:37:51,005 --> 00:37:52,988 I mean, you were really unhappy. 661 00:37:52,993 --> 00:37:55,519 MADDY: Like, I remember how the good parts felt. 662 00:37:55,754 --> 00:37:58,621 But when it was bad, was it really that bad? 663 00:37:59,245 --> 00:38:02,832 Or am I just telling myself that because I'm lonely and bored? 664 00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:08,926 No, you... you deserve someone who's passionate and loving. 665 00:38:09,683 --> 00:38:11,977 Who yearns for you, and, and can't wait to see you, 666 00:38:11,982 --> 00:38:14,109 who... who you're not gonna fight with, 667 00:38:14,114 --> 00:38:18,910 and just who's gonna love you. Like... really, truly love you. 668 00:38:20,670 --> 00:38:22,005 MADDY: Yeah... 669 00:38:23,684 --> 00:38:25,436 I don't know. 670 00:38:25,549 --> 00:38:27,215 Do me a favor... 671 00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:30,473 when you get older, don't be an asshole to girls you like. 672 00:38:30,478 --> 00:38:32,182 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 673 00:38:33,002 --> 00:38:34,375 RUE: Maddy didn't realize that 674 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,423 Cassie was talking about herself... 675 00:38:36,428 --> 00:38:39,514 ["EMOTIONS" BY BRENDA LEE PLAYING] 676 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,925 And her relationship with Nate. 677 00:38:50,354 --> 00:38:53,551 ♪ Emotions ♪ 678 00:38:54,728 --> 00:38:57,773 ♪ What are you doin' ♪ 679 00:38:57,778 --> 00:39:00,484 ♪ Oh, don't you know ♪ 680 00:39:00,489 --> 00:39:03,534 ♪ Don't you know you'll be my ruin ♪ 681 00:39:03,539 --> 00:39:05,583 RUE: Who she had been fucking every Friday night 682 00:39:05,588 --> 00:39:07,215 for the last three weeks. 683 00:39:09,054 --> 00:39:10,806 [NATE BREATHING HEAVY] 684 00:39:13,114 --> 00:39:15,176 I love that I'm your secret... 685 00:39:16,447 --> 00:39:18,238 and I can't tell a soul. 686 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:23,324 I love how fuckin' sick you are. 687 00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:33,726 [BOTH MOANING] 688 00:39:33,731 --> 00:39:36,567 [MUFFLED MOANS] 689 00:39:38,532 --> 00:39:40,793 What I wouldn't give to be back in high school. 690 00:39:41,609 --> 00:39:43,816 [MOANING CONTINUES] 691 00:39:43,821 --> 00:39:45,394 Yeah. 692 00:39:47,865 --> 00:39:49,450 Yeah. 693 00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:52,207 RUE: Meanwhile, Kat was having dinner with Ethan's parents. 694 00:39:52,212 --> 00:39:53,964 JUDY: So, who's my son with? 695 00:39:53,969 --> 00:39:56,221 Oh, she's got the cutest smile, doesn't she? 696 00:39:56,226 --> 00:39:57,393 - Yeah. - Adorable. 697 00:39:57,398 --> 00:39:59,793 - ETHAN: Mom, stop. - So, Katherine... 698 00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:01,956 Tell me about yourself. 699 00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:05,242 Uh... [AWKWARD LAUGHTER] 700 00:40:07,263 --> 00:40:09,137 RUE: Kat got nervous because she could feel that 701 00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:11,518 there were right answers and wrong answers. 702 00:40:11,523 --> 00:40:14,735 Who am I? [LAUGHS] Oof. 703 00:40:15,648 --> 00:40:18,531 Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Um... 704 00:40:18,536 --> 00:40:22,032 I mean, that's, like, a really big question. 705 00:40:23,401 --> 00:40:25,611 Well, I guess, who am I is a very different question 706 00:40:25,616 --> 00:40:27,701 than tell me about yourself, right? 707 00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:30,386 Uh... 708 00:40:30,704 --> 00:40:36,545 I mean, I'm, like, kinda trying to just... figure it out myself. 709 00:40:36,614 --> 00:40:37,949 You know, like... 710 00:40:41,253 --> 00:40:43,463 I mean, I guess I just, I... 711 00:40:43,626 --> 00:40:46,125 literally, have no idea who I am. 712 00:40:46,130 --> 00:40:48,674 [AWKWARD LAUGHTER] 713 00:40:52,577 --> 00:40:55,444 Wow... Wasn't that illuminating. 714 00:40:57,176 --> 00:40:59,228 [JUDY LAUGHS] 715 00:40:59,233 --> 00:41:02,295 RUE: Kat wanted to crawl into a hole and fucking die. 716 00:41:03,815 --> 00:41:06,193 And so did Cal, who hadn't been able to sleep 717 00:41:06,198 --> 00:41:08,405 since Nate told him about that disc. 718 00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:09,661 [BOTTLES CLATTERING] 719 00:41:09,666 --> 00:41:11,202 NATE: You want a water? 720 00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:17,876 RUE: And every time he'd close his eyes, he'd imagine... 721 00:41:17,881 --> 00:41:20,461 Aaron, tell your dad dinner's ready! 722 00:41:20,689 --> 00:41:22,440 Dad, dinner's ready! 723 00:41:23,532 --> 00:41:24,867 [GUNSHOT] 724 00:41:27,383 --> 00:41:29,596 RUE: But Cal wasn't raised that way. 725 00:41:35,233 --> 00:41:37,426 He wouldn't go down without a fight. 726 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:44,376 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 727 00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:53,720 Hi... I'm Rue. Um, good to see you, uh. 728 00:41:53,725 --> 00:41:57,520 I would love to present you with a, a business opportunity. 729 00:41:58,646 --> 00:41:59,920 Okay. 730 00:42:01,631 --> 00:42:04,256 - You want some? - Oh, I'm okay. Thank you. 731 00:42:06,587 --> 00:42:09,715 Uh... ever since I, I, I met you at New Year's, 732 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:13,143 I was, I was thinking, um, that... 733 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:15,487 maybe, you... 734 00:42:16,715 --> 00:42:18,073 Um... 735 00:42:20,488 --> 00:42:21,989 um... 736 00:42:21,994 --> 00:42:24,604 uh... I'm in high school, right? 737 00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:27,737 Uh, and I have a GPA of 3.95, 738 00:42:27,742 --> 00:42:31,445 and let's say, you know, all my friends Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 739 00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:33,655 also have a GPA over 3.7. 740 00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:35,011 - LAURIE: Hmm. - RUE: And, and, Laurie, 741 00:42:35,015 --> 00:42:36,076 these are, these are girls 742 00:42:36,081 --> 00:42:39,362 that you would never expect in a million years to be selling. 743 00:42:40,282 --> 00:42:41,867 Hmm. 744 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:47,150 Look, I'm a dreamer, you know, and, and Steve Jobs is my hero. 745 00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:49,058 And I was just thinking, you know, 746 00:42:49,063 --> 00:42:53,035 what if there was a foolproof system to sell... 747 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:57,653 you know, [CHUCKLES] without anyone snitching. 748 00:42:57,986 --> 00:43:00,739 - Hmm. - RUE: So, let's say... 749 00:43:01,056 --> 00:43:02,433 hypothetically, of course, uh, 750 00:43:02,438 --> 00:43:05,004 we were able to pay Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 751 00:43:05,009 --> 00:43:06,605 $500 a month to be runners. 752 00:43:06,610 --> 00:43:08,028 Now as collateral, we would upload 753 00:43:08,033 --> 00:43:10,233 - their phones to a cloud that I own. - [BIRD VOCALIZES] 754 00:43:10,418 --> 00:43:13,403 - Why would you want that? - Ah, that's a good question, Laurie. 755 00:43:13,408 --> 00:43:14,590 May I? 756 00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:16,323 Uh, well, you see... 757 00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:18,580 even though Jamie, Amy, and Lanie have stellar GPAs, 758 00:43:18,585 --> 00:43:20,202 there's also things on their phones 759 00:43:20,207 --> 00:43:21,329 that they don't want the world to know about 760 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,960 because it would probably jeopardize 761 00:43:22,965 --> 00:43:25,551 their ability to get into Yale, Columbia, Harvard, 762 00:43:25,556 --> 00:43:27,042 my top choices, uh. 763 00:43:27,047 --> 00:43:29,586 Plus, uh, if they ever got busted, 764 00:43:29,591 --> 00:43:31,760 we're lookin' at 6 to 12 months in juvie. 765 00:43:31,882 --> 00:43:35,051 Intent to sell is a way bigger sentence. 766 00:43:35,056 --> 00:43:36,099 [BIRD SQUAWKS] 767 00:43:36,104 --> 00:43:38,012 Not if you're under 18. 768 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,050 - Hmm. - Which is nothing to having 769 00:43:40,055 --> 00:43:42,182 your entire life released and ruined on the internet, 770 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:44,982 so their incentive to snitch is basically reduced to zero. 771 00:43:47,872 --> 00:43:50,426 This is an amazing plan. 772 00:43:51,097 --> 00:43:53,192 You're a genius. 773 00:43:54,191 --> 00:43:56,801 - Thank you. - LAURIE: It's true. 774 00:43:56,806 --> 00:43:59,934 I'll front you a 50k suitcase. 775 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,680 RUE: Don't do it. You're too much of a fuck-up. 776 00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:08,203 - Maybe we should start smaller. - 10k? 777 00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:09,213 Deal. 778 00:44:09,218 --> 00:44:10,875 That was very mature, Rue. 779 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,049 LAURIE: If you pay each girl a thousand, 780 00:44:13,054 --> 00:44:16,712 you can flip it for 20, and that's 7k profit. 781 00:44:16,717 --> 00:44:18,320 Three to me. Four to you. 782 00:44:18,325 --> 00:44:21,304 Uh, thank you, Laurie. You won't regret this. 783 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,773 LAURIE: You pay-up and re-up in a month. 784 00:44:23,778 --> 00:44:25,117 Uh, terrific. 785 00:44:25,367 --> 00:44:27,561 Rue, if you screw me, 786 00:44:27,566 --> 00:44:31,612 I'll have you kidnapped and sold to some real sick people. 787 00:44:32,873 --> 00:44:35,682 I always find a way to make my money back. 788 00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,072 I'm serious. 789 00:44:42,837 --> 00:44:44,174 Okay. 790 00:44:44,494 --> 00:44:47,497 ["GANGSTA NATION" BY WESTSIDE CONNECTION PLAYING] 791 00:44:57,220 --> 00:44:59,306 ♪♪ 792 00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,521 [COCKS GUN] 793 00:45:07,559 --> 00:45:09,213 What the fuck you doin'? 794 00:45:10,538 --> 00:45:13,486 RUE: Lexi knew she couldn't mount a play all on her own, 795 00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:15,442 so she enlisted the help of Bobbi 796 00:45:15,447 --> 00:45:17,824 as her stage manager and partner in crime. 797 00:45:17,986 --> 00:45:19,338 They didn't know each other well, 798 00:45:19,343 --> 00:45:22,127 except that they shared a mutual disdain for "Oklahoma." 799 00:45:22,132 --> 00:45:26,158 - Bobbi, you okay? - Fuck "Oklahoma." 800 00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:30,330 Are they all here to audition? 801 00:45:30,964 --> 00:45:33,008 Are you all here to audition? 802 00:45:33,013 --> 00:45:34,598 CROWD: Yes. 803 00:45:34,737 --> 00:45:36,655 They're all here to audition. 804 00:45:36,747 --> 00:45:38,947 Right, yeah, that's, that's what I thought. 805 00:45:39,877 --> 00:45:42,255 Put yourselves into a single-file line. 806 00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:44,346 We'll be with you momentarily. 807 00:45:47,104 --> 00:45:49,856 So first, you come to my fuckin' job 808 00:45:49,861 --> 00:45:53,364 askin' all these weird-ass questions like the feds. 809 00:45:53,605 --> 00:45:55,982 Then I find you out in front of my house. 810 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:57,531 What the fuck are you doin', man? 811 00:45:57,536 --> 00:45:59,416 You're free to call the cops. 812 00:45:59,962 --> 00:46:02,340 FEZCO: Why the fuck would I do that? 813 00:46:02,619 --> 00:46:06,685 Well, it's either call the cops, let me go or... kill me. 814 00:46:06,690 --> 00:46:09,668 FEZCO: What the fuck, man? What's with your family? 815 00:46:09,673 --> 00:46:12,082 Are you all just a bunch of fuckin' assholes? 816 00:46:12,087 --> 00:46:15,584 - CAL: You beat up my son. - Yeah, well, he deserved it, man. 817 00:46:15,589 --> 00:46:17,090 He's a fuckin' bitch. 818 00:46:17,379 --> 00:46:19,124 Oh, okay, tough guy. 819 00:46:19,129 --> 00:46:21,577 Ow, fuck! 820 00:46:23,433 --> 00:46:24,584 Why did you do that? 821 00:46:24,589 --> 00:46:26,889 'Cause you're in no position to talk shit. 822 00:46:26,894 --> 00:46:29,194 I'm warning you. You hit me one more... 823 00:46:29,199 --> 00:46:32,241 - Oh, fuck! - Why don't you call the cops? 824 00:46:33,329 --> 00:46:35,055 The Chief of Police, Will Greenwood... 825 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,060 Mm-hm. 826 00:46:37,438 --> 00:46:39,359 - [CAL GRUNTS] - All right, Ash. Chill out, man. 827 00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:40,430 CAL: Fuck! 828 00:46:40,435 --> 00:46:42,587 This guy don't want the fuckin' cops involved. 829 00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:44,010 Watch. 830 00:46:46,102 --> 00:46:48,980 - Call the cops. - I will. 831 00:46:50,163 --> 00:46:52,196 - Dial, bitch. - [CAL GRUNTS] 832 00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:56,256 If you got nothin' to hide, call the fuckin' cops. 833 00:46:59,593 --> 00:47:02,841 - Stop, stop, stop. - I'm not fucking stopping. 834 00:47:02,846 --> 00:47:04,848 I'm not stopping. Call the cops. 835 00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:13,852 - I told you. - All right, man. I get it. 836 00:47:13,857 --> 00:47:16,104 CAL: I know you and your drug addict friend, 837 00:47:16,109 --> 00:47:17,819 that girl. 838 00:47:19,064 --> 00:47:21,376 You're trying to extort my son. 839 00:47:22,055 --> 00:47:25,405 - What? - Because of what I did to her friend. 840 00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:27,477 FEZCO: What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 841 00:47:27,482 --> 00:47:30,819 - You know, the blonde. - Who? Jewel? 842 00:47:32,477 --> 00:47:35,188 Look, man, I didn't know she was 17. 843 00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:40,794 You tellin' me you had sex with Jewel? 844 00:47:41,130 --> 00:47:42,675 Who's Jewel? 845 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,639 - FEZCO: What the fuck, man? - FAYE: Do I know Jewel? 846 00:47:45,644 --> 00:47:48,665 FEZCO: The fuck are we even talkin' about right now, bro? 847 00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:49,899 Jewel. 848 00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:52,501 Jewel. Jewel... 849 00:47:52,506 --> 00:47:54,508 I just want the disc. 850 00:47:54,614 --> 00:47:58,159 - FEZCO: What disc?! - Of Jewel and I. 851 00:47:58,188 --> 00:48:00,360 Yo, you recorded that shit?! 852 00:48:00,365 --> 00:48:02,023 CAL: I didn't know. 853 00:48:02,429 --> 00:48:04,611 You didn't know that you were recording? 854 00:48:04,616 --> 00:48:07,661 - I fucked up. - FEZCO: Obviously, man. 855 00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:11,453 Yo, who the fuck even told you I gave a shit about this anyway? 856 00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:13,127 My son. 857 00:48:13,309 --> 00:48:15,812 Your son? The one that's in love with Jewel? 858 00:48:15,817 --> 00:48:17,953 FAYE: Aw, that's cute. 859 00:48:17,958 --> 00:48:20,531 FEZCO: That's not cute, man. What the fuck? 860 00:48:20,536 --> 00:48:22,420 - What? - FEZCO: What kind of weird-ass 861 00:48:22,425 --> 00:48:25,470 father-son shit is goin' on around here, bro? 862 00:48:27,813 --> 00:48:30,593 - I'm extremely confused. - FEZCO: You're confused. 863 00:48:30,598 --> 00:48:32,967 I'm fuckin' confused, bro. 864 00:48:32,972 --> 00:48:34,499 - Me too. - FEZCO: I don't even know 865 00:48:34,504 --> 00:48:36,637 what the fuck you're doin' here. 866 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:39,203 Do you mind if I just leave? 867 00:48:40,064 --> 00:48:43,108 I'm not gonna say a word about anything, I swear to God. 868 00:48:43,113 --> 00:48:46,742 Let's just pretend like... none of this ever happened. 869 00:48:49,001 --> 00:48:51,445 Yo, Ash, let me talk to you real quick. 870 00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:57,218 Hi... what's your name? 871 00:48:58,461 --> 00:48:59,837 Cal. 872 00:49:01,453 --> 00:49:03,390 Do you and your son, like... 873 00:49:03,395 --> 00:49:06,835 Do you, like, fuck people together? 874 00:49:07,751 --> 00:49:09,628 FEZCO: Yo, check it out, man. 875 00:49:09,798 --> 00:49:12,726 I'mma let you walk up outta here on one condition. 876 00:49:13,226 --> 00:49:14,749 Anything. 877 00:49:15,181 --> 00:49:18,770 You'll keep your bitch-ass son out of my fuckin' life, 878 00:49:18,775 --> 00:49:21,013 and Rue's and Jewel's, 879 00:49:21,229 --> 00:49:24,067 till the end of fucking time. You understand? 880 00:49:24,072 --> 00:49:25,616 I promise. 881 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,358 Now, I don't know shit about no fuckin' disc, man. 882 00:49:28,363 --> 00:49:30,043 That's not my problem. 883 00:49:33,279 --> 00:49:36,202 Now get this motherfucker up outta here, Ash. 884 00:49:40,263 --> 00:49:41,348 [GRUNTS] 885 00:49:54,968 --> 00:50:01,194 _ 886 00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,743 [STRUMMING GUITAR] 887 00:50:09,741 --> 00:50:12,108 Why can't I shake the feeling that there's, like, 888 00:50:12,113 --> 00:50:14,449 something you're not telling me. 889 00:50:15,609 --> 00:50:16,985 I don't know. 890 00:50:18,356 --> 00:50:20,201 Like, why don't I trust you? 891 00:50:22,049 --> 00:50:23,592 Is it the face tats? 892 00:50:23,597 --> 00:50:27,749 No... No, it's not the face tats. 893 00:50:27,951 --> 00:50:29,411 ELLIOT: Okay, what is it? 894 00:50:33,348 --> 00:50:38,757 These are the kind of things... that can cause you to relapse. 895 00:50:38,762 --> 00:50:42,515 This is not easy, but I'm very proud 896 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:46,835 of each and every one of you for trying to take this on. 897 00:50:47,249 --> 00:50:51,545 Work this program. It will work if you work it. 898 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,992 Do you have a crush on Rue? 899 00:50:56,997 --> 00:50:58,623 [GUITAR STOPS] 900 00:50:59,637 --> 00:51:00,888 I do. 901 00:51:07,336 --> 00:51:09,835 SPEAKER: I was a little bit ashamed of myself 902 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,483 that I didn't wanna be around other people 903 00:51:12,488 --> 00:51:16,327 with this awful, awful habit. 904 00:51:16,870 --> 00:51:20,288 Because it's no future in addiction. 905 00:51:20,293 --> 00:51:22,086 I don't care what they tell you. 906 00:51:22,091 --> 00:51:24,772 Addiction will take you out. 907 00:51:25,490 --> 00:51:28,015 I feel like Rue doesn't want to fuck me. 908 00:51:29,842 --> 00:51:31,426 Why don't you think so? 909 00:51:32,565 --> 00:51:34,484 She seems like... 910 00:51:34,489 --> 00:51:37,952 gay... or asexual, you know? 911 00:51:37,957 --> 00:51:41,369 Like she's not really interested... in sex. 912 00:51:41,374 --> 00:51:43,001 That's not true. 913 00:51:43,084 --> 00:51:44,311 ELLIOT: Really? 914 00:51:44,797 --> 00:51:46,608 No, that's not true at all. 915 00:51:46,613 --> 00:51:48,835 You think Rue's, like, a sexual person? 916 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,718 JULES: I mean, at times, yeah. 917 00:51:51,723 --> 00:51:53,069 Yeah, you're full of shit. 918 00:51:53,261 --> 00:51:54,804 It's true! 919 00:51:54,887 --> 00:51:56,742 ELLIOT: I feel like you've fucked way too many people 920 00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:58,147 to look me in the face, 921 00:51:58,152 --> 00:52:01,522 and lie to me and say she's some sexual force of nature. 922 00:52:04,230 --> 00:52:08,860 Fine. No, she's not, like, the most sexual person ever. 923 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,310 ELLIOT: Then how does that work? 924 00:52:11,613 --> 00:52:14,491 - What do you mean? - 'Cause you're, like, a sexual person? 925 00:52:14,496 --> 00:52:17,248 JULES: Not all the time, but sometimes. 926 00:52:22,937 --> 00:52:27,024 Fine... No, okay, she's not a sexual person. 927 00:52:27,029 --> 00:52:28,626 Or, like, maybe, she is a bit. 928 00:52:28,631 --> 00:52:30,716 I just haven't seen that side yet. 929 00:52:32,068 --> 00:52:34,079 ELLIOT: I wouldn't blame yourself. 930 00:52:34,831 --> 00:52:37,008 - I'm not. - I'm just saying it's, like, 931 00:52:37,013 --> 00:52:39,599 easy to take that kind of stuff personally. 932 00:52:39,761 --> 00:52:42,347 Are you, like, trying to be an asshole right now? 933 00:52:42,352 --> 00:52:44,813 - I'm being sweet right now. - JULES: How is that sweet? 934 00:52:44,818 --> 00:52:48,235 'Cause you're very fuckin' fuckable. 935 00:52:48,797 --> 00:52:50,080 Why? 936 00:52:50,085 --> 00:52:52,180 I mean, you're fascinating, right? 937 00:52:52,313 --> 00:52:54,724 'Cause you're creative and you're smart, 938 00:52:54,736 --> 00:52:56,529 and you're kind of fucked up. 939 00:52:56,783 --> 00:53:00,453 But you're cute, and you're awkward, and you're like... 940 00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:02,585 kind of clumsy but you're very much a whore, 941 00:53:02,590 --> 00:53:04,553 intentionally, which is great. 942 00:53:05,052 --> 00:53:08,331 You know, you're like extroverted and weird, 943 00:53:08,336 --> 00:53:10,441 but also introverted and shy... 944 00:53:10,769 --> 00:53:13,230 and your art is amazing. 945 00:53:13,462 --> 00:53:15,798 They should hang it up at fuckin' MoMA. 946 00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:17,913 But on like a more superficial note, 947 00:53:17,925 --> 00:53:19,510 you have great tits. 948 00:53:19,722 --> 00:53:22,600 And you and Kurt Cobain have the same haircut... 949 00:53:23,489 --> 00:53:24,740 which is hot. 950 00:53:27,647 --> 00:53:29,106 Give me that. 951 00:53:33,650 --> 00:53:35,819 But I'm sure Rue told you all that. 952 00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:39,424 You guys are in love, right? 953 00:53:40,693 --> 00:53:44,575 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 954 00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:46,123 Shut up. 955 00:53:53,996 --> 00:53:59,376 So, Rue, the $64,000 question is... 956 00:53:59,731 --> 00:54:01,748 what's in the suitcase? 957 00:54:02,636 --> 00:54:05,555 - School books. - Ah, is that why you're in that getup? 958 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,117 You became an honors student. 959 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:09,595 - I'm not in the mood for a lecture. - Lecture? 960 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,020 I... like to think we have conversations. 961 00:54:12,025 --> 00:54:13,103 RUE: Yeah, I'm sure you do. 962 00:54:13,107 --> 00:54:15,565 Okay, what? Did a hornet crawl up your ass or somethin'? 963 00:54:15,570 --> 00:54:17,026 - What's wrong with you? - Look, I'm... Man, 964 00:54:17,030 --> 00:54:18,777 I'm not tryin' to hear a fuckin' lecture, okay, 965 00:54:18,781 --> 00:54:21,951 about how my life would be better if I stopped doing drugs, 966 00:54:21,956 --> 00:54:24,490 or believed in God, or Allah, or whatever the fuck. 967 00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:26,243 Okay, well, you're the one lookin' like a Jehovah's Witness. 968 00:54:26,247 --> 00:54:29,287 I just don't think that there's, uh, Bibles in that suitcase. 969 00:54:29,292 --> 00:54:32,539 - Shut the fuck up, man. - Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me? 970 00:54:32,962 --> 00:54:34,302 Shut the fuck up? 971 00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:36,239 Don't play that shit with me. 972 00:54:36,244 --> 00:54:38,004 I've always accepted you for who you are: 973 00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:40,006 the good, the bad, and the ugly. 974 00:54:40,011 --> 00:54:42,092 Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. I'm not some parent 975 00:54:42,096 --> 00:54:43,256 you can just treat like shit. 976 00:54:43,264 --> 00:54:44,595 Yeah, well, good thing nobody's really 977 00:54:44,599 --> 00:54:46,502 lookin' to you to be a fuckin' parent. 978 00:54:46,986 --> 00:54:49,113 Yo! Excuse me? 979 00:54:51,150 --> 00:54:52,659 Excuse me? 980 00:54:53,597 --> 00:54:55,391 [SCOFFS] 981 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,442 When I sit across from you and tell you somethin' about my life, 982 00:54:58,446 --> 00:55:00,406 you don't get to use that shit against me. 983 00:55:00,569 --> 00:55:03,022 You cross that line again, we're done. 984 00:55:03,027 --> 00:55:04,940 You talk back right now, we're done. 985 00:55:05,282 --> 00:55:07,135 One more fuckin' disrespectful word outta your mouth, 986 00:55:07,139 --> 00:55:08,682 and we're done. You hear me? 987 00:55:09,870 --> 00:55:11,663 [SHOUTS]: Hey! You hear me?! 988 00:55:14,587 --> 00:55:16,256 RUE: Or what, Ali? 989 00:55:16,551 --> 00:55:18,576 You gonna hit me? 990 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:46,619 ["IF" BY JO STAFFORD PLAYING] 991 00:55:54,121 --> 00:55:58,501 ♪ If they made me a queen ♪ 992 00:55:58,506 --> 00:56:03,136 ♪ I'd be but a slave to you ♪ 993 00:56:03,673 --> 00:56:06,134 And before he even took a drink, he offered it to me first. 994 00:56:06,139 --> 00:56:10,149 ♪ If I had everything ♪ 995 00:56:10,154 --> 00:56:16,307 ♪ I'd still be a slave to you ♪ 996 00:56:17,937 --> 00:56:19,939 ♪ If I ruled the night ♪ 997 00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:21,446 Where are you headed? 998 00:56:22,213 --> 00:56:23,673 To meet a friend. 999 00:56:24,867 --> 00:56:26,676 I know, Mom. I know. 1000 00:56:28,989 --> 00:56:31,016 ♪ Still I'd turn ♪ 1001 00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:32,458 Are those my clothes? 1002 00:56:32,463 --> 00:56:36,101 Yeah. I was auditioning for Lexi's play. 1003 00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:39,125 - What play? - "Oklahoma." 1004 00:56:39,130 --> 00:56:44,049 ♪ If the world to me bowed yet humbly ♪ 1005 00:56:45,011 --> 00:56:48,232 Yeah... Oh, she's doin' really good. 1006 00:56:48,237 --> 00:56:49,716 Yeah, I'm proud of her. 1007 00:56:49,721 --> 00:56:53,970 ♪ If I ruled the Earth ♪ 1008 00:56:54,237 --> 00:56:59,460 ♪ What would life be worth ♪ 1009 00:56:59,465 --> 00:57:06,465 ♪ If I hadn't the right to you ♪ 1010 00:57:09,965 --> 00:57:11,675 - MADDY: Ready to go to bed? - THEO: Mm-hm. 1011 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,821 Okay. Good night, little man. 1012 00:57:15,152 --> 00:57:16,654 Sweet dreams. 1013 00:57:18,672 --> 00:57:21,632 - ETHAN [ON PHONE]: I got the part! - What part? 1014 00:57:21,637 --> 00:57:23,222 ETHAN: In Lexi's play. 1015 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:26,811 Cool. 1016 00:57:30,427 --> 00:57:36,808 ♪ If the world to me bowed ♪ 1017 00:57:36,819 --> 00:57:43,819 ♪ Yet humbly I'd plead to you ♪ 1018 00:57:45,071 --> 00:57:50,701 ♪ If my friends were a crowd ♪ 1019 00:57:50,706 --> 00:57:57,706 ♪ I'd turn in my need to you ♪ 1020 00:58:00,002 --> 00:58:04,525 - ♪ If I ruled the Earth ♪ - [PHONE CHIMES] 1021 00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:10,221 - _ - ♪ What would life be worth ♪ 1022 00:58:10,226 --> 00:58:16,429 ♪ If I hadn't the right ♪ 1023 00:58:16,904 --> 00:58:23,904 ♪ To you ♪ 1024 00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:33,594 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com