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When Cal was a
Senior in high school...
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Morning, dingleberry.
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Yeah...
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No, I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Yeah, well...
put your bra and panties on.
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Okay... I'll be there in 10.
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...he spent every day
with his best friend Derek.
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Let's go! Work it! Work it!
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Come on! Let's go! Work hard!
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You pansy motherfucker!
Let's go, Cal!
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Don't be a pussy!
Let's go! Work hard!
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Work hard!
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Good work, boy.
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You wanna get a milkshake?
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The best part about
his relationship with Derek
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was that they
could talk for hours
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about sports, girls,
life, whatever.
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It didn't matter.
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Or they could just
sit in silence.
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They were that close.
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That comfortable.
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- You can go.
- What?
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He met Marsha junior year.
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- What?
- Nothin'.
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Marsha. Marsha, stop.
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Marsha... I'm gonna bite
your foot I swear to God.
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Do it.
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- I am driving.
- So?
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It is dangerous.
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Marsha was way more forward
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than any girl
he had met before.
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And even though he
wasn't always comfortable,
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he was grateful she
pushed his boundaries.
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Ooh, god.
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He couldn't wait to tell Derek.
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And then she
unbuttoned my pants,
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and, like, just went for it.
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Dude, was it good?
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I mean, yeah.
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And, like...
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could she, like, I mean...
did she, like... deep throat?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, nice, dude.
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- Where'd you pop?
- Where do ya think?
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- And she swallowed?
- Yeah.
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- Wow, dude.
- Yeah.
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- So, I mean, she's a keeper?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I guess so.
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Derek, hit the road.
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- Yeah, I'll see you at practice.
- Yep.
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Have a good night, Mr. Jacobs.
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- Get up.
- I will.
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Right now.
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I don't feel well.
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You were fine
when I walked in.
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Dinner's on the table.
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Oh, fuck.
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So...
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I met a girl.
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And so did Derek.
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- Hey! Come on in!
- Hey!
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I got an idea.
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What are you doin', bro?
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Oh, my god, Derek!
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Let's go for a swim.
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- Yeah, let's do it!
- Should we do it?
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- Oh, my god.
- Come on, come on!
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Come on!
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All right, let's go!
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- Have fun, guys.
- Have fun, big boy.
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Marsha... what're you doin'?
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Hold... Hold on.
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Oh... I'm so sorry.
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And just like that...
it became a regular thing.
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Back then,
Marsha would tell him what felt good,
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and, eventually,
he got better at it.
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Oh, my god.
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- You're smiling.
- That was amazing.
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- You like it that much?
- I do.
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I'm fine with that.
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- Mind if I do it again?
- Please do.
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And he did like it that much.
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In fact, it was all
he could think about.
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- Really?
- I love it.
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Yeah, I don't know...
I like women, but...
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you couldn't pay me
to eat pussy.
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I win, pussy.
I win.
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Cal was going to Duke,
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and Derek was going
to a state school out west.
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When summer ends,
your life begins.
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Cheers.
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Derek insisted
they go celebrate...
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just the two of them.
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All right,
I know a place that will serve us.
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Just... go up 27.
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Fuckin' shit.
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Oh, how you doin', man?
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- Hey, how are you guys?
- Could we get...
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- two tequila shots, please?
- Let's do it.
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Thank you.
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- Straight down for you guys.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I knew they'd
serve us here.
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Can we get... two more?
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- Absolutely.
- Actually... can we get four?
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Thank you, man.
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Go, go, go, boys.
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- Rapid fire.
- All right.
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- Ah, fuck.
- Oh, boy, yep. Up, down, up.
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Hey.
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Hey, babe.
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What's wrong?
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What?
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Are you sure?
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Are you sure
the test is accurate?
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Take another one.
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Three.
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You took three?
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Yeah.
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Yeah... of course I am.
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Okay.
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I'll see you in a minute.
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I-I love you, too.
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Rue?
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Are you high?
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Oh, fuck me.
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Was she there the whole time,
or did she just walk in?
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I mean...
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Now, as a beloved character
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that a lot of people
are rooting for,
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I feel a certain responsibility
to make good decisions.
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But I relapsed.
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In all fairness,
I did say in the beginning
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I had no intentions
of staying clean,
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but I get it.
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Our country's dark...
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and fucked up.
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And people,
they just wanna find hope...
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- Somewhere.
- Anywhere.
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And if not in reality...
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then in television.
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Unfortunately... I'm not it.
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Elly?
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Oh, shit.
Sorry, that was from last year.
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Sorry.
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"How to Get Away
With Being a Drug Addict."
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Step one: Find a cover drug.
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'Cause no matter how
hard you try to hide it,
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if you're doing drugs,
you're gonna get caught.
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It's inevitable,
and when that does happen,
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you don't wanna be
on the defensive.
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Trust me, no one believes
an addict when they're caught.
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So, first things first,
you want to lay the groundwork.
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- Heyo.
- This movie's nuts.
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Which one is this?
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"Killer Baby"? I don't even know.
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"Killer Mutant Baby".
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Oh, shit.
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I think I'm gonna
start smoking weed.
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Why would you
start smoking weed?
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'Cause I have panic attacks
every fucking day.
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You are so
fucking selfish.
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Gia.
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Gia!
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Gia, it fuckin' helps with my...
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fuckin' anxiety,
and my panic attacks,
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- and shit, Gia.
- I don't wanna talk to you, Rue.
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- Can you just fuckin' listen for a second?
- I don't wanna talk to you!
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- Gia! Gia, what the fuck?!
- Stop!
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The fuck is wrong--
What the--
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- Are you fucking crazy?!
- Don't push me!
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- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Get your hands off of me!
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It's a fucking idea!
I wasn't gonna fucking do it!
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- You're a liar!
- I'm a fuckin' liar?!
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- I'm tryin' to fuckin' tell you something!
- Yes, and you don't give a shit about you,
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you don't
give a shit about me.
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- You don't give a shit about your mama.
- It's a fucking idea!
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I'm not actually
doin' fuckin' weed!
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It was an idea, okay?!
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And I should've
never fuckin' told you
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'cause you're just
like fucking Mom.
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- Don't put--
- Both of you are
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fucking crazy!
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Now, what you wanna do is
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make them second guess
their intuition,
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make them feel like
any valid concern
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is just their anxiety
getting the best of them.
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Step two: Gaslight.
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Rue, when you do drugs...
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it's not like when
other people do drugs.
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It's better than
committing suicide.
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When I'm sober,
that's what I think about.
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That's where I'm at, Gia.
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Okay?
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That's where I'm at.
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Now, if you wanna tell Mom,
you can tell her...
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but I don't know what
else I can fuckin' do.
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Rue...
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I love you...
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so, please,
just promise me,
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it's just gonna be
weed and nothing more.
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I promise.
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So, the next time you
put Pop-Tarts in the fridge,
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or milk in the cupboard...
you have a motherfuckin' out.
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Rue?
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Are you high?
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I mean.
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I just smoked
a little bit of weed.
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Wait, what?
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Please, you keep going.
I'm just gonna sit here for a second.
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So, I smoked
a little bit of weed,
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and forgot to mention
someone that I met.
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By the way,
I think you would really get along with
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once you're not mad
at me for whatever...
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you're fuckin'
mad at me about.
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I'm not gonna
get along with him.
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- Why?
- 'Cause he wants to fuck you.
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- You really think so?
- Yes, I know so.
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No. I promise you,
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there is no way
that he wants to fuck me.
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No way.
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Do you wanna fuck Rue?
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- Not no.
- So, you're straight?
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- Kinda.
- Are you gay?
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- Kinda.
- So, you're bi.
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- Well, I don't think of it that way.
- What do you mean?
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You've never, like,
thought about your sexuality before?
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Not in a particularly rigid way,
no.
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Have you guys fucked?
Is that a thing?
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Elliot, I'm asking
the fucking question.
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- Why did she avoid that question?
- Yeah, why did you
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dodge the question?
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How many girls
have you fucked?
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Like, technically, three.
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- Technically?
- I mean, technically, the first girl,
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it was, like, two seconds.
It was embarrassing.
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She probably wouldn't count it.
She would not count it.
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Okay... how many guys
have you fucked?
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- 43.
- Are you serious?
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- Damn.
- I'm kidding.
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How many guys
have you fucked?
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She doesn't wanna
answer that question
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'cause she's
kind of a whore.
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A whore?!
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Slut. She's a slut.
I was gonna say slut,
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but then whore
just kinda came out.
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Wait, how many guys
have you fucked?
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You know,
that is an excellent question, Jules.
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- How many guys have you been with?
- Uh-uh. No.
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No, it's not
an excellent question.
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In fact, it's an irrelevant
question 'cause
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I'm no longer
interested in men, so.
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Well, how many men
do you have to fuck
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to no longer be
interested in them?
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I'll tell you if you promise to never tell Rue.
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Are you for real right now?
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- Deal.
- What the fuck?
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00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:17,687
Okay.
258
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,857
Wow! Really?
259
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:24,277
That's fucked up. That's like a
mentally ill amount of people to fuck.
260
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,696
- What did she say?
- No, that's, like...
261
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:30,075
- that's, like, bad.
- Wait, do you really think so?
262
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,577
No... I'm kidding.
263
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,454
Who gives a shit?
Everyone's a fuckin' nun.
264
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,622
- Nun?
- You're a nun.
265
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,457
- How am I a nun?
- You're a trans girl
266
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,085
wearing a binder asking me
whether I'm straight or gay?
267
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,171
Well, I'm navigating a largely straight,
binary world--
268
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,965
You sound like you're
navigating a Twitter thread.
269
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,466
I don't know what
that's supposed to mean.
270
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,343
But you know what I mean,
like most people are straight.
271
00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:50,971
And most trans girls
don't wear binders, right?
272
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,347
Yeah, and... most guys
273
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,224
don't hang out with two girls
unless they wanna fuck them.
274
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,476
I didn't say that I didn't
wanna fuck you or Rue.
275
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,978
So, you wanna fuck Jules?
276
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,189
You guys are disgusting.
277
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,776
I'm not out here swingin' my muff
around waitin' to see who fucks it.
278
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,404
- Okay?
- I don't like you.
279
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,823
- Why?
- 'Cause you're being sarcastic,
280
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,534
- and I don't like sarcastic people.
- Wait, aren't I sarcastic?
281
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,786
- No, no, you're the opposite.
- All right,
282
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,497
I'm being sarcastic
because I'm uncomfortable,
283
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,584
and the questions are, like,
fuckin' hypocritical, you know,
284
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,335
and I genuinely
do like Rue.
285
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,087
And, you know,
even though you've been gangbanged
286
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:27,048
by the entire galaxy,
you're still fuckin'-- You're great.
287
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,718
Okay? And I want to be friends.
288
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,804
You think he's
being sarcastic?
289
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,268
Unfortunately, no.
290
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,273
- Come on!
- You're too fast!
291
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:46,359
You're just fucking slow.
I don't know.
292
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,487
- I don't play sports for a reason!
- Come on!
293
00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:55,243
Fuck.
294
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,511
Jules!
295
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,644
Fuck.
296
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,855
Oh, you motherfucker.
297
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,649
- You know--
- You need to take care of that asthma.
298
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:27,901
You know I'm not...
299
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,736
good at that kind of stuff.
300
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:32,906
- Oh, man. Let me catch my breath.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
301
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,241
My breath.
302
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,362
- Does that feel good?
- Yeah.
303
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,697
Okay.
304
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,166
The beautiful thing
about getting high
305
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,377
is time ceases to exist.
306
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,009
I mean, you can just
stay in the good moments
307
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,386
without the fear that
they'll come to an end.
308
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,005
When's the last time
you guys played truth or dare?
309
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,180
Vice Principal Garcia, hi.
My name is Lexi Howard.
310
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,765
I know who you are, Lexi.
311
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,059
Right, sorry,
that was weird.
312
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,852
Anyway,
I'm writing this play,
313
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,813
and I was wondering
if I could put it on...
314
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,317
After all that stuff with Cal
at Fezco's convenience store,
315
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,527
Lexi realized
there was a reason
316
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,654
she never tried
to intervene before.
317
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,866
She was an observer.
318
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,576
That's who she was.
319
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,708
She often imagined that her parents
weren't really her parents...
320
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,127
and that her sister
wasn't her sister,
321
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,089
and that her house wasn't
even really her house.
322
00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:57,509
That it was just a movie...
323
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,095
I told you.
I didn't promise you that.
324
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,846
...one that she was writing.
325
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,475
Let me just show you
a photo of the prosthetic.
326
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,060
I don't really have
time for that right now.
327
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,436
Can you get me
some Nicorette?
328
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,105
Rue Bennett is
47 minutes late.
329
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,606
- We can't get ahold of her.
- I'm gonna fucking kill her.
330
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,149
Lexi, I need to talk
to you about this scene.
331
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,151
Thanks.
332
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,736
Suze isn't wearing
her wedding ring.
333
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,613
- Okay, that's a props question.
- Okay.
334
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,742
I didn't bring it up.
335
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:26,121
Okay, it's like every, every single day.
It's like you're OCD!
336
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,081
And cut it!
337
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,165
My name is Lexi Howard.
338
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:32,377
I am the writer, director, and creator
of "This Is Life".
339
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:39,300
While the story's about
a 16-year-old g-- Bleh.
340
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,344
The story is about
a 16-year-old girl,
341
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:46,099
Grace, who lives in the shadow
of her older sister, Hallie.
342
00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:47,308
Sluttier.
343
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,310
And tackier.
344
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,689
Sloppier.
345
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,274
But the story
isn't about Hallie.
346
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,276
You know,
that's been done before.
347
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,444
It's about Grace.
348
00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:00,822
Here, come with me.
349
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:05,201
Look, the sidekicks are usually
the more sensitive, smarter,
350
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,619
more compelling characters,
351
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:09,414
but for some reason,
they just get overlooked.
352
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,332
- Action!
- And I was like,
353
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,210
TV show,
the sidekick is the lead.
354
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,174
Cut!
Are you fuckin' high?
355
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:23,386
Yeah, it's about
love and friendship.
356
00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:27,515
And about when...
357
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,351
you know, you're younger,
everything just feels
358
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,020
so permanent.
359
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,355
But as you get older,
everyone drifts away.
360
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:46,159
So, she just started writing,
361
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:49,746
and writing, and writing.
362
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:06,638
Why are you awake at 4 AM?
363
00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:09,390
Why are you awake at 4 AM?
364
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,700
Cassie decided
to wake up at 4 AM
365
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,119
that morning to get
ready for school.
366
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,456
She needed to clear her head.
367
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:42,215
And for those three hours
she spent getting ready...
368
00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:44,259
she only thought
about one thing.
369
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,367
There was also something
refreshing about the amount
370
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,286
of time she was
putting into herself.
371
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,466
Out of sight, out of mind.
372
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:33,391
She loved the ritual,
the attention to detail...
373
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,229
the anxiety and excitement
she felt in her stomach.
374
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,610
And even if Nate pretended
not to notice her...
375
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:55,413
It was her way of telling
him that she was his.
376
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:18,811
Hey.
377
00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:22,023
Hey.
378
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,734
- Wait, why are-- why--
- My class is this way.
379
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,116
Anyway,
back to where we started.
380
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,242
I'm writing this play,
381
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:35,328
and I was wondering
if I could put it on.
382
00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:36,663
Sure.
383
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,795
True or dare?
384
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,423
Dare.
385
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,136
Yo, Jules.
I dare you to take a piss
386
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,513
in the middle of the street.
387
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:54,847
All right.
388
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,060
Sure, yes!
389
00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,020
Gender-fuck me, please!
390
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,522
- Wow.
- Jules!
391
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:05,024
- Wow.
- Okay, all right.
392
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,735
Oh, shit!
393
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,612
Oh. Okay, Jules.
394
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,322
Hey! Car.
395
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,533
- Oh... my god.
- No, no, no, no, no!
396
00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:15,368
Not on the car.
Not on the car. Not on the car.
397
00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:21,374
Hey, look, I... I noticed the way
that you've been lookin' at me
398
00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,543
you know,
past couple days, and I...
399
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,086
I wanted you to know,
I too, I'm into scat play,
400
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,255
and if you wanted to,
like, poop on each other--
401
00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,757
What the fuck?!
402
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:34,303
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh!
403
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,807
Oh, my god.
404
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,642
I'll fuckin' kill you,
goddammit!
405
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,810
Fuck!
406
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,821
I really wanna
go down on you.
407
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,906
We can't do it here.
408
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,074
Please?
409
00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:22,602
If I were a genius,
410
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:25,396
I'd figure out a way
to do drugs for free.
411
00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:37,116
What if I am a genius?
412
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,661
- I'm a fuckin' genius, Fez.
- Is that so?
413
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,831
It is fuckin' so because
414
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,125
I came up with an
amazing fuckin' plan.
415
00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,211
And what would
that be, Rue?
416
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,379
All right, so...
417
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,048
all you would have
to do is front me,
418
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,133
like, $5,000
worth of drugs, okay?
419
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:55,510
- And--
- Hell the fuck no.
420
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:56,636
Okay, well, before you say no,
421
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,096
you kind of have to
let me finish, right?
422
00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,639
Hell the fuck no.
423
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:01,307
Okay, why do you
keep saying that?
424
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,018
I did not like the way
that the plan started.
425
00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:05,978
Okay, well, you have to let me
finish the fucking plan.
426
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:06,979
- No.
- Yes.
427
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,273
- You--
- Hell the fuck no, Rue.
428
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,110
Fuck it. I give up. Whatever.
429
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,613
I'll just take my fuckin'
business elsewhere.
430
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,240
It's your fuckin' loss, man.
431
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,496
Hell the fuck no.
432
00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,123
That's a good-ass plan.
433
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,583
Thank you.
Fuckin' Fez didn't even wanna hear it.
434
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:30,878
- Why not?
- Ego shit, man.
435
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,421
Yo, Lex, what're you doin'?
436
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,966
Oh, just putting up fliers
for this play I'm doing.
437
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,300
What play?
438
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:40,888
The only thing is...
439
00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:45,309
Lexi hadn't told anyone
about the play...
440
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,104
including Cassie.
441
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:50,273
I'd actually love
for you to read it.
442
00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,191
Yeah, for sure.
Just..., send it to me.
443
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,360
- Hey, Rue-Rue.
- Hi, Cass.
444
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,322
Wait, are you in the play?
445
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:01,033
- What play?
- Lexi's play.
446
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:02,493
What do you mean,
Lexi's play?
447
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,204
The play that Lexi wrote.
448
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,414
"Oklahoma".
449
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,708
- What?
- The play's called "Oklahoma"?
450
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,960
No, the drama club's
doing "Oklahoma".
451
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,088
Oh, my god.
Do I look like I'm in "Oklahoma"?
452
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,299
Why would your play
be set in Oklahoma?
453
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:18,426
You thought I was
auditioning for "Oklahoma"?
454
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,137
- I haven't read it, so.
- Are you making fun of me,
455
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,264
or did you actually think I was
auditioning for "Oklahoma"?
456
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,309
- Why the fuck would you audition for "Oklahoma"?
- I'm not!
457
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:29,437
Then why the fuck do you look like
you're auditioning for "Oklahoma"?
458
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,063
- Do I?
- Yes.
459
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,608
Has everyone read
"Oklahoma" but me?
460
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,192
"Oklahoma" is not
like a play you read.
461
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,403
- Rue, are you on drugs?
- Yes.
462
00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,529
- You relapsed?
- Wait, what?!
463
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,780
Oh, I've just--
464
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,782
Nah, I've just been smokin'
a little bit of weed.
465
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,118
Wait, I don't understand.
If you're not auditioning for "Oklahoma",
466
00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:46,078
- then why do you look like that?
- Like what?!
467
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,581
- Like a country music star.
- In a good way or a bad way?
468
00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:51,584
- Bitch, you better be joking.
- Are you okay, Cass?
469
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,127
No! Yes! Fuck it!
470
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:55,963
I am in love with Nate Jacobs
and he is in love with me!
471
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,007
And don't you fucking
give me that look, Maddy,
472
00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,342
because I didn't
fuck your boyfriend!
473
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:02,470
You two were broken up
for three weeks and three days
474
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:05,431
before we even had sex,
so I didn't betray you!
475
00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:08,392
Plus, you guys are terrible for
each other and you know I'm right
476
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:11,437
and you guys can all judge me if you want,
but I do not care!
477
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,357
I have never, ever been happier!
478
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:22,448
But she didn't say that.
479
00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:24,450
In fact, it was much weirder.
480
00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,827
She just stared straight
ahead like she's doing now
481
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,913
and didn't say a word.
482
00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:32,124
I think being single's
really stressing you out.
483
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,126
No, I don't think so.
484
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,670
I hate it.
485
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,880
- Really?
- Yeah.
486
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,758
I think Nate
really fucked me up.
487
00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:43,386
I said, "Messed me up."
488
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:46,180
- No, you didn't.
- What do you mean?
489
00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:48,349
I keep trying to figure out
if I feel worse now
490
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,851
than I did when
I was with Nate.
491
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,770
I mean, you were really unhappy.
492
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,147
Like, I remember
how the good parts felt.
493
00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:58,943
But when it was bad,
was it really that bad?
494
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:03,030
Or am I just telling myself that
because I'm lonely and bored?
495
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:09,286
No, you... you deserve someone
who's passionate and loving.
496
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,664
Who yearns for you
and can't wait to see you,
497
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,874
who... who you're
not gonna fight with,
498
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:18,754
and just who's gonna love you.
Like... really, truly love you.
499
00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:21,966
Yeah...
500
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,553
I don't know.
501
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,013
Do me a favor...
502
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:30,349
when you get older,
don't be an asshole to girls you like.
503
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:32,810
Okay.
504
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,061
Maddy didn't realize that
505
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,188
Cassie was talking
about herself...
506
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:46,323
...and her relationship
with Nate.
507
00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,426
Who she had been
fucking every Friday night
508
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,136
for the last three weeks.
509
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,935
I love that I'm your secret...
510
00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:17,897
and I can't tell a soul.
511
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,860
I love how fuckin'
sick you are.
512
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:41,212
What I wouldn't give
to be back in high school.
513
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,091
Yeah.
514
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,136
Yeah.
515
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,972
Meanwhile,
Kat was having dinner with Ethan's parents.
516
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,808
So, who's my son with?
517
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,143
Oh, she's got the cutest smile,
doesn't she?
518
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,394
- Yeah.
- Adorable.
519
00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,480
- Mom, stop.
- So, Katherine...
520
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,440
Tell me about yourself.
521
00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,823
Kat got nervous
because she could feel that
522
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:11,283
there were right answers
and wrong answers.
523
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:14,629
Who am I?
524
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:23,003
I mean, that's, like,
a really big question.
525
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,297
Well, I guess, "Who am I?"
is a very different question
526
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,466
than "Tell me
about yourself", right?
527
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:36,725
I mean, I'm, like, kinda trying to just...
figure it out myself.
528
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,144
You know, like...
529
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,440
I mean, I guess I just, I...
530
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,734
literally, have
no idea who I am.
531
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:55,327
Wow... wasn't that illuminating.
532
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:03,419
Kat wanted to crawl
into a hole and fucking die.
533
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,880
And so did Cal,
who hadn't been able to sleep
534
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,215
since Nate told him
about that disc.
535
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,385
You want a water?
536
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,641
And every time he'd close his eyes,
he'd imagine...
537
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,519
Aaron, tell your dad
dinner's ready!
538
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,354
Dad, dinner's ready!
539
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,361
But Cal wasn't raised that way.
540
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,536
He wouldn't go down
without a fight.
541
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:53,510
"Hi... I'm Rue.
Good to see you."
542
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:57,389
"I would love to present you with
a business opportunity."
543
00:41:58,724 --> 00:41:59,808
Okay.
544
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,979
- You want some?
- Oh, I'm okay. Thank you.
545
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:09,401
Ever since I met you at New Year's,
546
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:13,572
I was, I was thinking,
that...
547
00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:15,324
maybe, you--
548
00:42:22,256 --> 00:42:24,416
I'm in high school, right?
549
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,628
And I have a GPA of 3.95,
550
00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:31,131
and let's say, you know,
all my friends — Jamie, Amy, and Lanie —
551
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:33,342
also have
a GPA over 3.7.
552
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,552
- Hmm.
- And, Laurie, these are, these are girls
553
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,390
that you would never expect
in a million years to be selling.
554
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:46,939
Look, I'm a dreamer, you know,
and Steve Jobs is my hero.
555
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:52,778
And I was just thinking, you know,
what if there was a foolproof system to sell...
556
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:57,950
you know,
without anyone snitching.
557
00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:00,786
- Hmm.
- So, let's say...
558
00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:02,246
hypothetically,
of course...
559
00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:04,790
we were able to pay
Jamie, Amy, and Lanie
560
00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:06,292
$500 a month to be runners.
561
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:07,793
Now as collateral,
we would upload
562
00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,837
their phones to a cloud that I own.
563
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,090
- Why would you want that?
- Ah, that's a good question, Laurie.
564
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:14,550
May I?
565
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,010
Well, you see...
566
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,345
even though Jamie, Amy, and Lanie
have stellar GPAs,
567
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,888
there's also things
on their phones
568
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:22,725
that they don't want the world to know about
because it would probably jeopardize
569
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:25,394
their ability to get into
Yale, Columbia, Harvard.
570
00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:26,729
My top choices.
571
00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,273
Plus... if they
ever got busted,
572
00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:31,525
we're lookin' at
6 to 12 months in juvie.
573
00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:34,820
Intent to sell is
a way bigger sentence.
574
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:38,157
Not if you're under 18.
575
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,658
- Hmm.
- Which is nothing to having
576
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,869
your entire life released
and ruined on the internet,
577
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,747
so their incentive to snitch
is basically reduced to zero.
578
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:50,210
This is an amazing plan.
579
00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,880
You're a genius.
580
00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:56,508
- Thank you.
- It's true.
581
00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:59,720
I'll front you
a 50k suitcase.
582
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:04,516
Don't do it.
You're too much of a fuck-up.
583
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,895
- Maybe we should start smaller.
- 10k?
584
00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,188
Deal.
585
00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:10,647
That was very mature, Rue.
586
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:12,900
If you pay
each girl a thousand,
587
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,320
you can flip it for 20,
and that's 7k profit.
588
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:21,241
- Three to me. Four to you.
- Thank you, Laurie. You won't regret this.
589
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:24,703
- You pay-up and re-up in a month.
- Terrific.
590
00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:27,247
Rue, if you screw me,
591
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:31,377
I'll have you kidnapped
and sold to some real sick people.
592
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,381
I always find a way
to make my money back.
593
00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:41,637
I'm serious.
594
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:44,098
Okay.
595
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:10,290
What the fuck you doin'?
596
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:13,544
Lexi knew she couldn't
mount a play all on her own,
597
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,129
so she enlisted
the help of Bobbi
598
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,589
as her stage manager
and partner in crime.
599
00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:19,258
They didn't know
each other well,
600
00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,885
except that they shared
a mutual disdain for "Oklahoma".
601
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:26,390
- Bobbi, you okay?
- Fuck "Oklahoma".
602
00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:30,811
Are they all
here to audition?
603
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,938
Are you all
here to audition?
604
00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:34,606
Yes.
605
00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,608
They're all
here to audition.
606
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,653
Right, yeah, that's,
that's what I thought.
607
00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:42,114
Put yourselves into
a single-file line.
608
00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,283
We'll be with you momentarily.
609
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:49,621
So first, you come
to my fuckin' job
610
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:53,208
askin' all these weird-ass
questions like the feds.
611
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,669
Then I find you
out in front of my house.
612
00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:57,296
What the fuck
are you doin', man?
613
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:59,840
You're free to call the cops.
614
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,301
Why the fuck
would I do that?
615
00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:06,221
Well, it's either call the cops,
let me go or... kill me.
616
00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:09,433
What the fuck, man?
What's with your family?
617
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,768
Are you all just a bunch
of fuckin' assholes?
618
00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:15,397
- You beat up my son.
- Yeah, well, he deserved it, man.
619
00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:16,982
He's a fuckin' bitch.
620
00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:18,942
Oh, okay, tough guy.
621
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,320
Fuck!
622
00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:24,406
Why did you do that?
623
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,825
'Cause you're in no
position to talk shit.
624
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,036
I'm warning you.
You hit me one more--
625
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:33,081
- Oh, fuck!
- Why don't you call the cops?
626
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:36,001
- The Chief of Police, Will Greenwood--
- Mm-hm.
627
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:39,046
All right, Ash. Chill out, man.
628
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:42,508
- Fuck!
- This guy don't want the fuckin' cops involved.
629
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,009
Watch.
630
00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:48,972
- Call the cops.
- I will.
631
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,101
Dial, bitch.
632
00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,021
If you got nothin' to hide,
call the fuckin' cops.
633
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,528
- Stop, stop, stop.
- I'm not fucking stopping.
634
00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:04,613
I'm not stopping.
Call the cops.
635
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:13,539
- I told you.
- All right, man. I get it.
636
00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,791
I know you and your
drug addict friend,
637
00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:17,584
that girl.
638
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:21,421
You're trying to extort my son.
639
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:25,092
- What?
- Because of what I did to her friend.
640
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,261
What the fuck are you talkin' about,
man?
641
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:30,681
- You know, the blonde.
- Who? Jewel?
642
00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:35,102
Look, man, I didn't
know she was 17.
643
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:40,732
You tellin' me you
had sex with Jewel?
644
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,150
Who's Jewel?
645
00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:45,404
- What the fuck, man?
- Do I know Jewel?
646
00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:48,615
The fuck are we even
talkin' about right now, bro?
647
00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,616
Jewel.
648
00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,327
Jewel. Jewel...
649
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,413
I just want the disc.
650
00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:58,041
- What disc?!
- Of Jewel and I.
651
00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,127
Yo, you recorded that shit?!
652
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:04,298
- I didn't know.
- You didn't know that you were recording?
653
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:07,426
- I fucked up.
- Obviously, man.
654
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:11,388
Yo, who the fuck even told you I
gave a shit about this anyway?
655
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,140
My son.
656
00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:15,726
Your son?
The one that's in love with Jewel?
657
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:17,811
Aw, that's cute.
658
00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:20,314
That's not cute, man.
What the fuck?
659
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,107
- What?
- What kind of weird-ass
660
00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:25,235
father-son shit is goin'
on around here, bro?
661
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:30,407
- I'm extremely confused.
- You're confused?
662
00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,576
I'm fuckin' confused, bro.
663
00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:33,891
Me too.
664
00:48:34,033 --> 00:48:36,672
I don't even know what
the fuck you're doin' here.
665
00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:39,666
Do you mind if I just leave?
666
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,794
I'm not gonna say a word about anything,
I swear to God.
667
00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:46,798
Let's just pretend like...
none of this ever happened.
668
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,011
Yo, Ash, let me talk
to you real quick.
669
00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:57,100
Hi... what's your name?
670
00:48:58,477 --> 00:48:59,853
Cal.
671
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,273
Do you and your son, like--
672
00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:07,653
Do you, like,
fuck people together?
673
00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,613
Yo, check it out, man.
674
00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:12,199
I'mma let you walk up outta
here on one condition.
675
00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:14,785
Anything.
676
00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:18,622
You'll keep your bitch-ass son
out of my fuckin' life,
677
00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:20,832
and Rue's and Jewel's,
678
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,877
till the end of fucking time.
You understand?
679
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,504
I promise.
680
00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:29,758
Now, I don't know shit about no fuckin' disc,
man. That's not my problem.
681
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:36,723
Now get this motherfucker
up outta here, Ash.
682
00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:11,967
Why can't I shake the feeling that there's,
like,
683
00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:14,386
something you're
not telling me.
684
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:16,930
I don't know.
685
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:19,933
Like, why don't I trust you?
686
00:50:22,018 --> 00:50:23,437
Is it the face tats?
687
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,899
No...
No, it's not the face tats.
688
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:29,443
Okay, what is it?
689
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:38,785
These are the kind of things...
that can cause you to relapse.
690
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:42,289
This is not easy,
but I'm very proud
691
00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:47,127
of each and every one of you
for trying to take this on.
692
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:51,506
Work this program.
It will work if you work it.
693
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,678
Do you have a crush on Rue?
694
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:00,974
I do.
695
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:09,691
I was a little bit
ashamed of myself
696
00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,611
that I didn't wanna be
around other people
697
00:51:12,694 --> 00:51:16,865
with this awful,
awful habit.
698
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:20,076
Because it's
no future in addiction.
699
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,953
I don't care
what they tell you.
700
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:25,248
Addiction will
take you out.
701
00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:28,376
I feel like Rue
doesn't want to fuck me.
702
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,379
Why don't you think so?
703
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,508
She seems like...
704
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:37,761
gay... or asexual,
you know?
705
00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:41,056
Like she's not really
interested... in sex.
706
00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:42,766
That's not true.
707
00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:44,768
Really?
708
00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,478
No, that's not true at all.
709
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:48,688
You think Rue's, like,
a sexual person?
710
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,650
I mean, at times, yeah.
711
00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:52,943
Yeah, you're full of shit.
712
00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:54,569
It's true!
713
00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:56,571
I feel like you've
fucked way too many people
714
00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:57,823
to look me in the face,
715
00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,282
and lie to me
and say she's some
716
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,326
sexual force of nature.
717
00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:08,625
Fine. No, she's not, like,
the most sexual person ever.
718
00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:11,294
Then how does that work?
719
00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:14,297
- What do you mean?
- 'Cause you're, like, a sexual person?
720
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,133
Not all the time,
but sometimes.
721
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:26,893
Fine...
No, okay, she's not a sexual person.
722
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,436
Or, like, maybe, she is a bit.
723
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,605
I just haven't seen
that side yet.
724
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,693
I wouldn't blame yourself.
725
00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:36,695
- I'm not.
- I'm just saying it's, like,
726
00:52:36,778 --> 00:52:39,364
easy to take that
kind of stuff personally.
727
00:52:39,447 --> 00:52:42,033
Are you, like, trying
to be an asshole right now?
728
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,578
- I'm being sweet right now.
- How is that sweet?
729
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:48,582
'Cause you're very
fuckin' fuckable.
730
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:52,002
- Why?
- I mean, you're fascinating, right?
731
00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,588
'Cause you're creative
and you're smart,
732
00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:56,464
and you're kind of fucked up.
733
00:52:56,548 --> 00:53:00,218
But you're cute, and you're awkward,
and you're like...
734
00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,429
kind of clumsy
but you're very much a whore,
735
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,848
intentionally, which is great.
736
00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:08,018
You know, you're like
extroverted and weird,
737
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,770
but also introverted and shy...
738
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,315
and your art is amazing.
739
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:15,734
They should hang it up
at fuckin' MoMA.
740
00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:17,736
But on like a more
superficial note,
741
00:53:17,819 --> 00:53:19,404
you have great tits.
742
00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:22,365
And you and Kurt Cobain
have the same haircut...
743
00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:24,492
which is hot.
744
00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:28,705
Give me that.
745
00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:35,670
But I'm sure
Rue told you all that.
746
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:39,424
You guys are in love, right?
747
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:45,764
Shut up.
748
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:59,235
So, Rue,
the $64,000 question is...
749
00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:02,238
what's in the suitcase?
750
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,241
- School books.
- Ah, is that why you're in that getup?
751
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,285
You became
an honors student.
752
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,204
- I'm not in the mood for a lecture.
- Lecture?
753
00:54:09,287 --> 00:54:12,624
- I... like to think we have conversations.
- Yeah, I'm sure you do.
754
00:54:12,707 --> 00:54:15,251
Okay, what?
Did a hornet crawl up your ass or somethin'?
755
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:16,711
- What's wrong with you?
- Look, I'm-- Man,
756
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,463
I'm not tryin' to hear
a fuckin' lecture, okay,
757
00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:21,716
about how my life would be
better if I stopped doing drugs,
758
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,177
or believed in God, or Allah,
or whatever the fuck.
759
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,929
Okay, well, you're the one
lookin' like a Jehovah's Witness.
760
00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:28,974
I just don't think that there's...
Bibles in that suitcase.
761
00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:32,602
- Shut the fuck up, man.
- Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me?
762
00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:33,687
Shut the fuck up?
763
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:36,022
Don't play that
shit with me.
764
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,691
I've always accepted you
for who you are:
765
00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,693
the good, the bad,
and the ugly.
766
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,778
Don't tell me to shut the fuck up.
I'm not some parent
767
00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:42,946
you can just
treat like shit.
768
00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:44,280
Yeah, well, good thing
nobody's really
769
00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:46,825
lookin' to you
to be a fuckin' parent.
770
00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:49,035
Yo! Excuse me?
771
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:52,414
Excuse me?
772
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:58,128
When I sit across from you
and tell you somethin' about my life,
773
00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,171
you don't get to use
that shit against me.
774
00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,882
You cross that line again,
we're done.
775
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,884
You talk back right now,
we're done.
776
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:07,053
One more fuckin' disrespectful word
outta your mouth,
777
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,680
and we're done.
You hear me?
778
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,599
Hey! You hear me?!
779
00:55:14,352 --> 00:55:16,021
Or what, Ali?
780
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:18,189
You gonna hit me?
781
00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:05,445
And before he even took a drink,
he offered it to me first.
782
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,211
Where are you headed?
783
00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:23,588
To meet a friend.
784
00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:26,466
I know, Mom. I know.
785
00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,263
Are those my clothes?
786
00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:36,392
Yeah.
I was auditioning for Lexi's play.
787
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,812
- What play?
- "Oklahoma".
788
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:48,154
Yeah...
Oh, she's doin' really good.
789
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,948
Yeah, I'm proud of her.
790
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,469
- Ready to go to bed?
- Mm-hm.
791
00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:13,304
Okay.
Good night, little man.
792
00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:16,391
Sweet dreams.
793
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,604
- I got the part!
- What part?
794
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:23,273
In Lexi's play.
795
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:26,776
Cool.