1 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,509 When Cal was a Senior in high school... 2 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,386 Morning, dingleberry. 3 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,389 Yeah... 4 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,975 No, I'm gonna kick your ass. 5 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,936 Yeah, well... put your bra and panties on. 6 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,314 Okay... I'll be there in 10. 7 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:26,067 ...he spent every day with his best friend Derek. 8 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,645 Let's go! Work it! Work it! 9 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,314 Come on! Let's go! Work hard! 10 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,275 You pansy motherfucker! Let's go, Cal! 11 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,903 Don't be a pussy! Let's go! Work hard! 12 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,619 Work hard! 13 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,804 Good work, boy. 14 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,134 You wanna get a milkshake? 15 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,026 The best part about his relationship with Derek 16 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,070 was that they could talk for hours 17 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:36,739 about sports, girls, life, whatever. 18 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,909 It didn't matter. 19 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,455 Or they could just sit in silence. 20 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,542 They were that close. 21 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,460 That comfortable. 22 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,105 - You can go. - What? 23 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,902 He met Marsha junior year. 24 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,409 - What? - Nothin'. 25 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,083 Marsha. Marsha, stop. 26 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:34,756 Marsha... I'm gonna bite your foot I swear to God. 27 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,591 Do it. 28 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,718 - I am driving. - So? 29 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:41,679 It is dangerous. 30 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,979 Marsha was way more forward 31 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,773 than any girl he had met before. 32 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,777 And even though he wasn't always comfortable, 33 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,445 he was grateful she pushed his boundaries. 34 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:07,121 Ooh, god. 35 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,251 He couldn't wait to tell Derek. 36 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,920 And then she unbuttoned my pants, 37 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,089 and, like, just went for it. 38 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,257 Dude, was it good? 39 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,633 I mean, yeah. 40 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,134 And, like... 41 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:25,056 could she, like, I mean... did she, like... deep throat? 42 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:28,977 - Yeah. - Oh, nice, dude. 43 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,313 - Where'd you pop? - Where do ya think? 44 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,149 - And she swallowed? - Yeah. 45 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,694 - Wow, dude. - Yeah. 46 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:43,282 - So, I mean, she's a keeper? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 47 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,076 I guess so. 48 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,878 Derek, hit the road. 49 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:59,298 - Yeah, I'll see you at practice. - Yep. 50 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,342 Have a good night, Mr. Jacobs. 51 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,808 - Get up. - I will. 52 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:09,976 Right now. 53 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,728 I don't feel well. 54 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,646 You were fine when I walked in. 55 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,609 Dinner's on the table. 56 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,454 Oh, fuck. 57 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,334 So... 58 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,213 I met a girl. 59 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,673 And so did Derek. 60 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,968 - Hey! Come on in! - Hey! 61 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,731 I got an idea. 62 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:59,567 What are you doin', bro? 63 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,527 Oh, my god, Derek! 64 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,071 Let's go for a swim. 65 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,906 - Yeah, let's do it! - Should we do it? 66 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:06,616 - Oh, my god. - Come on, come on! 67 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:08,910 Come on! 68 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,628 All right, let's go! 69 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,147 - Have fun, guys. - Have fun, big boy. 70 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,362 Marsha... what're you doin'? 71 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:48,116 Hold... Hold on. 72 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,953 Oh... I'm so sorry. 73 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,545 And just like that... it became a regular thing. 74 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,853 Back then, Marsha would tell him what felt good, 75 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,021 and, eventually, he got better at it. 76 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,653 Oh, my god. 77 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,284 - You're smiling. - That was amazing. 78 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:34,328 - You like it that much? - I do. 79 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,664 I'm fine with that. 80 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:40,001 - Mind if I do it again? - Please do. 81 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,879 And he did like it that much. 82 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,798 In fact, it was all he could think about. 83 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,466 - Really? - I love it. 84 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,552 Yeah, I don't know... I like women, but... 85 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,387 you couldn't pay me to eat pussy. 86 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:17,330 I win, pussy. I win. 87 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,510 Cal was going to Duke, 88 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:35,264 and Derek was going to a state school out west. 89 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,392 When summer ends, your life begins. 90 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,062 Cheers. 91 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,785 Derek insisted they go celebrate... 92 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,453 just the two of them. 93 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,413 All right, I know a place that will serve us. 94 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:02,333 Just... go up 27. 95 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:37,952 Fuckin' shit. 96 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,001 Oh, how you doin', man? 97 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,919 - Hey, how are you guys? - Could we get... 98 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,462 - two tequila shots, please? - Let's do it. 99 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,463 Thank you. 100 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,512 - Straight down for you guys. - Thank you. 101 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,888 You're welcome. 102 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,016 I knew they'd serve us here. 103 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,769 Can we get... two more? 104 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,896 - Absolutely. - Actually... can we get four? 105 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,023 Thank you, man. 106 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,651 Go, go, go, boys. 107 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,820 - Rapid fire. - All right. 108 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,199 - Ah, fuck. - Oh, boy, yep. Up, down, up. 109 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,474 Hey. 110 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,518 Hey, babe. 111 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,190 What's wrong? 112 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,944 What? 113 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,324 Are you sure? 114 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,746 Are you sure the test is accurate? 115 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,127 Take another one. 116 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,216 Three. 117 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,551 You took three? 118 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,516 Yeah. 119 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,355 Yeah... of course I am. 120 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:39,902 Okay. 121 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,366 I'll see you in a minute. 122 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,371 I-I love you, too. 123 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,825 Rue? 124 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,703 Are you high? 125 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,246 Oh, fuck me. 126 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,332 Was she there the whole time, or did she just walk in? 127 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,212 I mean... 128 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,298 Now, as a beloved character 129 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,633 that a lot of people are rooting for, 130 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,512 I feel a certain responsibility to make good decisions. 131 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,723 But I relapsed. 132 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,232 In all fairness, I did say in the beginning 133 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,735 I had no intentions of staying clean, 134 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:08,986 but I get it. 135 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,195 Our country's dark... 136 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,324 and fucked up. 137 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,578 And people, they just wanna find hope... 138 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,333 - Somewhere. - Anywhere. 139 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,297 And if not in reality... 140 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,299 then in television. 141 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,385 Unfortunately... I'm not it. 142 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,765 Elly? 143 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,729 Oh, shit. Sorry, that was from last year. 144 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:44,730 Sorry. 145 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,735 "How to Get Away With Being a Drug Addict." 146 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,322 Step one: Find a cover drug. 147 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,032 'Cause no matter how hard you try to hide it, 148 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,658 if you're doing drugs, you're gonna get caught. 149 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,994 It's inevitable, and when that does happen, 150 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:01,455 you don't wanna be on the defensive. 151 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:05,334 Trust me, no one believes an addict when they're caught. 152 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,341 So, first things first, you want to lay the groundwork. 153 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,885 - Heyo. - This movie's nuts. 154 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,178 Which one is this? 155 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,555 "Killer Baby"? I don't even know. 156 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,390 "Killer Mutant Baby". 157 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,685 Oh, shit. 158 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,815 I think I'm gonna start smoking weed. 159 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,323 Why would you start smoking weed? 160 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,575 'Cause I have panic attacks every fucking day. 161 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,331 You are so fucking selfish. 162 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,045 Gia. 163 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,047 Gia! 164 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,759 Gia, it fuckin' helps with my... 165 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,386 fuckin' anxiety, and my panic attacks, 166 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,597 - and shit, Gia. - I don't wanna talk to you, Rue. 167 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,392 - Can you just fuckin' listen for a second? - I don't wanna talk to you! 168 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,478 - Gia! Gia, what the fuck?! - Stop! 169 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,021 The fuck is wrong-- What the-- 170 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,815 - Are you fucking crazy?! - Don't push me! 171 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,234 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Get your hands off of me! 172 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,653 It's a fucking idea! I wasn't gonna fucking do it! 173 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,363 - You're a liar! - I'm a fuckin' liar?! 174 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,273 - I'm tryin' to fuckin' tell you something! - Yes, and you don't give a shit about you, 175 00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:20,600 you don't give a shit about me. 176 00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:22,670 - You don't give a shit about your mama. - It's a fucking idea! 177 00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:24,371 I'm not actually doin' fuckin' weed! 178 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,414 It was an idea, okay?! 179 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,790 And I should've never fuckin' told you 180 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,833 'cause you're just like fucking Mom. 181 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,001 - Don't put-- - Both of you are 182 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,377 fucking crazy! 183 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,006 Now, what you wanna do is 184 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,133 make them second guess their intuition, 185 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,594 make them feel like any valid concern 186 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,555 is just their anxiety getting the best of them. 187 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,893 Step two: Gaslight. 188 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:51,064 Rue, when you do drugs... 189 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:55,319 it's not like when other people do drugs. 190 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,868 It's better than committing suicide. 191 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,331 When I'm sober, that's what I think about. 192 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,417 That's where I'm at, Gia. 193 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,794 Okay? 194 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,047 That's where I'm at. 195 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,635 Now, if you wanna tell Mom, you can tell her... 196 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,803 but I don't know what else I can fuckin' do. 197 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,395 Rue... 198 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,316 I love you... 199 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,945 so, please, just promise me, 200 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,697 it's just gonna be weed and nothing more. 201 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,545 I promise. 202 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,386 So, the next time you put Pop-Tarts in the fridge, 203 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:07,224 or milk in the cupboard... you have a motherfuckin' out. 204 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,060 Rue? 205 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,313 Are you high? 206 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,774 I mean. 207 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,527 I just smoked a little bit of weed. 208 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,321 Wait, what? 209 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,827 Please, you keep going. I'm just gonna sit here for a second. 210 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,246 So, I smoked a little bit of weed, 211 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,416 and forgot to mention someone that I met. 212 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,293 By the way, I think you would really get along with 213 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,713 once you're not mad at me for whatever... 214 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,506 you're fuckin' mad at me about. 215 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,217 I'm not gonna get along with him. 216 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,846 - Why? - 'Cause he wants to fuck you. 217 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:49,057 - You really think so? - Yes, I know so. 218 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,726 No. I promise you, 219 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,145 there is no way that he wants to fuck me. 220 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,647 No way. 221 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,900 Do you wanna fuck Rue? 222 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,529 - Not no. - So, you're straight? 223 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,656 - Kinda. - Are you gay? 224 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,993 - Kinda. - So, you're bi. 225 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,619 - Well, I don't think of it that way. - What do you mean? 226 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,205 You've never, like, thought about your sexuality before? 227 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,250 Not in a particularly rigid way, no. 228 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,252 Have you guys fucked? Is that a thing? 229 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,671 Elliot, I'm asking the fucking question. 230 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,007 - Why did she avoid that question? - Yeah, why did you 231 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,383 dodge the question? 232 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:25,510 How many girls have you fucked? 233 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,138 Like, technically, three. 234 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,932 - Technically? - I mean, technically, the first girl, 235 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,102 it was, like, two seconds. It was embarrassing. 236 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,689 She probably wouldn't count it. She would not count it. 237 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,399 Okay... how many guys have you fucked? 238 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,152 - 43. - Are you serious? 239 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:43,737 - Damn. - I'm kidding. 240 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,946 How many guys have you fucked? 241 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,031 She doesn't wanna answer that question 242 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,741 'cause she's kind of a whore. 243 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:48,950 A whore?! 244 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,911 Slut. She's a slut. I was gonna say slut, 245 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:51,995 but then whore just kinda came out. 246 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,497 Wait, how many guys have you fucked? 247 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,333 You know, that is an excellent question, Jules. 248 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,335 - How many guys have you been with? - Uh-uh. No. 249 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,128 No, it's not an excellent question. 250 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,214 In fact, it's an irrelevant question 'cause 251 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,216 I'm no longer interested in men, so. 252 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,801 Well, how many men do you have to fuck 253 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,636 to no longer be interested in them? 254 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:11,932 I'll tell you if you promise to never tell Rue. 255 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,476 Are you for real right now? 256 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,311 - Deal. - What the fuck? 257 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:17,687 Okay. 258 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,857 Wow! Really? 259 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:24,277 That's fucked up. That's like a mentally ill amount of people to fuck. 260 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,696 - What did she say? - No, that's, like... 261 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:30,075 - that's, like, bad. - Wait, do you really think so? 262 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,577 No... I'm kidding. 263 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,454 Who gives a shit? Everyone's a fuckin' nun. 264 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,622 - Nun? - You're a nun. 265 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,457 - How am I a nun? - You're a trans girl 266 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,085 wearing a binder asking me whether I'm straight or gay? 267 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,171 Well, I'm navigating a largely straight, binary world-- 268 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,965 You sound like you're navigating a Twitter thread. 269 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,466 I don't know what that's supposed to mean. 270 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,343 But you know what I mean, like most people are straight. 271 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:50,971 And most trans girls don't wear binders, right? 272 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,347 Yeah, and... most guys 273 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,224 don't hang out with two girls unless they wanna fuck them. 274 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,476 I didn't say that I didn't wanna fuck you or Rue. 275 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,978 So, you wanna fuck Jules? 276 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,189 You guys are disgusting. 277 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,776 I'm not out here swingin' my muff around waitin' to see who fucks it. 278 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,404 - Okay? - I don't like you. 279 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,823 - Why? - 'Cause you're being sarcastic, 280 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,534 - and I don't like sarcastic people. - Wait, aren't I sarcastic? 281 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,786 - No, no, you're the opposite. - All right, 282 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,497 I'm being sarcastic because I'm uncomfortable, 283 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,584 and the questions are, like, fuckin' hypocritical, you know, 284 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,335 and I genuinely do like Rue. 285 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,087 And, you know, even though you've been gangbanged 286 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:27,048 by the entire galaxy, you're still fuckin'-- You're great. 287 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,718 Okay? And I want to be friends. 288 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,804 You think he's being sarcastic? 289 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,268 Unfortunately, no. 290 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,273 - Come on! - You're too fast! 291 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:46,359 You're just fucking slow. I don't know. 292 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,487 - I don't play sports for a reason! - Come on! 293 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:55,243 Fuck. 294 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,511 Jules! 295 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,644 Fuck. 296 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,855 Oh, you motherfucker. 297 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,649 - You know-- - You need to take care of that asthma. 298 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:27,901 You know I'm not... 299 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,736 good at that kind of stuff. 300 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:32,906 - Oh, man. Let me catch my breath. - Oh, I'm sorry. 301 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,241 My breath. 302 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,362 - Does that feel good? - Yeah. 303 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,697 Okay. 304 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,166 The beautiful thing about getting high 305 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,377 is time ceases to exist. 306 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,009 I mean, you can just stay in the good moments 307 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,386 without the fear that they'll come to an end. 308 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,005 When's the last time you guys played truth or dare? 309 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,180 Vice Principal Garcia, hi. My name is Lexi Howard. 310 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,765 I know who you are, Lexi. 311 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,059 Right, sorry, that was weird. 312 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,852 Anyway, I'm writing this play, 313 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,813 and I was wondering if I could put it on... 314 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,317 After all that stuff with Cal at Fezco's convenience store, 315 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,527 Lexi realized there was a reason 316 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,654 she never tried to intervene before. 317 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,866 She was an observer. 318 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,576 That's who she was. 319 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,708 She often imagined that her parents weren't really her parents... 320 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,127 and that her sister wasn't her sister, 321 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,089 and that her house wasn't even really her house. 322 00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:57,509 That it was just a movie... 323 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,095 I told you. I didn't promise you that. 324 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,846 ...one that she was writing. 325 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,475 Let me just show you a photo of the prosthetic. 326 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,060 I don't really have time for that right now. 327 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,436 Can you get me some Nicorette? 328 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,105 Rue Bennett is 47 minutes late. 329 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,606 - We can't get ahold of her. - I'm gonna fucking kill her. 330 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,149 Lexi, I need to talk to you about this scene. 331 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,151 Thanks. 332 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,736 Suze isn't wearing her wedding ring. 333 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,613 - Okay, that's a props question. - Okay. 334 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,742 I didn't bring it up. 335 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:26,121 Okay, it's like every, every single day. It's like you're OCD! 336 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,081 And cut it! 337 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,165 My name is Lexi Howard. 338 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:32,377 I am the writer, director, and creator of "This Is Life". 339 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:39,300 While the story's about a 16-year-old g-- Bleh. 340 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,344 The story is about a 16-year-old girl, 341 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:46,099 Grace, who lives in the shadow of her older sister, Hallie. 342 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:47,308 Sluttier. 343 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,310 And tackier. 344 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,689 Sloppier. 345 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,274 But the story isn't about Hallie. 346 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,276 You know, that's been done before. 347 00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,444 It's about Grace. 348 00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:00,822 Here, come with me. 349 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:05,201 Look, the sidekicks are usually the more sensitive, smarter, 350 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,619 more compelling characters, 351 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:09,414 but for some reason, they just get overlooked. 352 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,332 - Action! - And I was like, 353 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,210 TV show, the sidekick is the lead. 354 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,174 Cut! Are you fuckin' high? 355 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:23,386 Yeah, it's about love and friendship. 356 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:27,515 And about when... 357 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,351 you know, you're younger, everything just feels 358 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,020 so permanent. 359 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,355 But as you get older, everyone drifts away. 360 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:46,159 So, she just started writing, 361 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:49,746 and writing, and writing. 362 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:06,638 Why are you awake at 4 AM? 363 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:09,390 Why are you awake at 4 AM? 364 00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,700 Cassie decided to wake up at 4 AM 365 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,119 that morning to get ready for school. 366 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,456 She needed to clear her head. 367 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:42,215 And for those three hours she spent getting ready... 368 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:44,259 she only thought about one thing. 369 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,367 There was also something refreshing about the amount 370 00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,286 of time she was putting into herself. 371 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,466 Out of sight, out of mind. 372 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:33,391 She loved the ritual, the attention to detail... 373 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,229 the anxiety and excitement she felt in her stomach. 374 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,610 And even if Nate pretended not to notice her... 375 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:55,413 It was her way of telling him that she was his. 376 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:18,811 Hey. 377 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:22,023 Hey. 378 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,734 - Wait, why are-- why-- - My class is this way. 379 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,116 Anyway, back to where we started. 380 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,242 I'm writing this play, 381 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:35,328 and I was wondering if I could put it on. 382 00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:36,663 Sure. 383 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,795 True or dare? 384 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,423 Dare. 385 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,136 Yo, Jules. I dare you to take a piss 386 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,513 in the middle of the street. 387 00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:54,847 All right. 388 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,060 Sure, yes! 389 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,020 Gender-fuck me, please! 390 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,522 - Wow. - Jules! 391 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:05,024 - Wow. - Okay, all right. 392 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,735 Oh, shit! 393 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,612 Oh. Okay, Jules. 394 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,322 Hey! Car. 395 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,533 - Oh... my god. - No, no, no, no, no! 396 00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:15,368 Not on the car. Not on the car. Not on the car. 397 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:21,374 Hey, look, I... I noticed the way that you've been lookin' at me 398 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,543 you know, past couple days, and I... 399 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,086 I wanted you to know, I too, I'm into scat play, 400 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,255 and if you wanted to, like, poop on each other-- 401 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,757 What the fuck?! 402 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:34,303 Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh! 403 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,807 Oh, my god. 404 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,642 I'll fuckin' kill you, goddammit! 405 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,810 Fuck! 406 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,821 I really wanna go down on you. 407 00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,906 We can't do it here. 408 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,074 Please? 409 00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:22,602 If I were a genius, 410 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:25,396 I'd figure out a way to do drugs for free. 411 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:37,116 What if I am a genius? 412 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,661 - I'm a fuckin' genius, Fez. - Is that so? 413 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,831 It is fuckin' so because 414 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,125 I came up with an amazing fuckin' plan. 415 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,211 And what would that be, Rue? 416 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,379 All right, so... 417 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,048 all you would have to do is front me, 418 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,133 like, $5,000 worth of drugs, okay? 419 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:55,510 - And-- - Hell the fuck no. 420 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:56,636 Okay, well, before you say no, 421 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,096 you kind of have to let me finish, right? 422 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,639 Hell the fuck no. 423 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:01,307 Okay, why do you keep saying that? 424 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,018 I did not like the way that the plan started. 425 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:05,978 Okay, well, you have to let me finish the fucking plan. 426 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:06,979 - No. - Yes. 427 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,273 - You-- - Hell the fuck no, Rue. 428 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,110 Fuck it. I give up. Whatever. 429 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,613 I'll just take my fuckin' business elsewhere. 430 00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,240 It's your fuckin' loss, man. 431 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,496 Hell the fuck no. 432 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,123 That's a good-ass plan. 433 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,583 Thank you. Fuckin' Fez didn't even wanna hear it. 434 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:30,878 - Why not? - Ego shit, man. 435 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,421 Yo, Lex, what're you doin'? 436 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,966 Oh, just putting up fliers for this play I'm doing. 437 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,300 What play? 438 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:40,888 The only thing is... 439 00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:45,309 Lexi hadn't told anyone about the play... 440 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,104 including Cassie. 441 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:50,273 I'd actually love for you to read it. 442 00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,191 Yeah, for sure. Just..., send it to me. 443 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,360 - Hey, Rue-Rue. - Hi, Cass. 444 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,322 Wait, are you in the play? 445 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:01,033 - What play? - Lexi's play. 446 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:02,493 What do you mean, Lexi's play? 447 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,204 The play that Lexi wrote. 448 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,414 "Oklahoma". 449 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,708 - What? - The play's called "Oklahoma"? 450 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,960 No, the drama club's doing "Oklahoma". 451 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,088 Oh, my god. Do I look like I'm in "Oklahoma"? 452 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,299 Why would your play be set in Oklahoma? 453 00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:18,426 You thought I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 454 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,137 - I haven't read it, so. - Are you making fun of me, 455 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,264 or did you actually think I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 456 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,309 - Why the fuck would you audition for "Oklahoma"? - I'm not! 457 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:29,437 Then why the fuck do you look like you're auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 458 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,063 - Do I? - Yes. 459 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,608 Has everyone read "Oklahoma" but me? 460 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,192 "Oklahoma" is not like a play you read. 461 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,403 - Rue, are you on drugs? - Yes. 462 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,529 - You relapsed? - Wait, what?! 463 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,780 Oh, I've just-- 464 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,782 Nah, I've just been smokin' a little bit of weed. 465 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,118 Wait, I don't understand. If you're not auditioning for "Oklahoma", 466 00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:46,078 - then why do you look like that? - Like what?! 467 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,581 - Like a country music star. - In a good way or a bad way? 468 00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:51,584 - Bitch, you better be joking. - Are you okay, Cass? 469 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,127 No! Yes! Fuck it! 470 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:55,963 I am in love with Nate Jacobs and he is in love with me! 471 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,007 And don't you fucking give me that look, Maddy, 472 00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,342 because I didn't fuck your boyfriend! 473 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:02,470 You two were broken up for three weeks and three days 474 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:05,431 before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you! 475 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:08,392 Plus, you guys are terrible for each other and you know I'm right 476 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:11,437 and you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care! 477 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,357 I have never, ever been happier! 478 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:22,448 But she didn't say that. 479 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:24,450 In fact, it was much weirder. 480 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,827 She just stared straight ahead like she's doing now 481 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,913 and didn't say a word. 482 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:32,124 I think being single's really stressing you out. 483 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,126 No, I don't think so. 484 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,670 I hate it. 485 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,880 - Really? - Yeah. 486 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,758 I think Nate really fucked me up. 487 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:43,386 I said, "Messed me up." 488 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:46,180 - No, you didn't. - What do you mean? 489 00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:48,349 I keep trying to figure out if I feel worse now 490 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,851 than I did when I was with Nate. 491 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,770 I mean, you were really unhappy. 492 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,147 Like, I remember how the good parts felt. 493 00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:58,943 But when it was bad, was it really that bad? 494 00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:03,030 Or am I just telling myself that because I'm lonely and bored? 495 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:09,286 No, you... you deserve someone who's passionate and loving. 496 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,664 Who yearns for you and can't wait to see you, 497 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,874 who... who you're not gonna fight with, 498 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:18,754 and just who's gonna love you. Like... really, truly love you. 499 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:21,966 Yeah... 500 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,553 I don't know. 501 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,013 Do me a favor... 502 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:30,349 when you get older, don't be an asshole to girls you like. 503 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:32,810 Okay. 504 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,061 Maddy didn't realize that 505 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,188 Cassie was talking about herself... 506 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:46,323 ...and her relationship with Nate. 507 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,426 Who she had been fucking every Friday night 508 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,136 for the last three weeks. 509 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,935 I love that I'm your secret... 510 00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:17,897 and I can't tell a soul. 511 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,860 I love how fuckin' sick you are. 512 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:41,212 What I wouldn't give to be back in high school. 513 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,091 Yeah. 514 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,136 Yeah. 515 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,972 Meanwhile, Kat was having dinner with Ethan's parents. 516 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,808 So, who's my son with? 517 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,143 Oh, she's got the cutest smile, doesn't she? 518 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,394 - Yeah. - Adorable. 519 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,480 - Mom, stop. - So, Katherine... 520 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,440 Tell me about yourself. 521 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,823 Kat got nervous because she could feel that 522 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:11,283 there were right answers and wrong answers. 523 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:14,629 Who am I? 524 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:23,003 I mean, that's, like, a really big question. 525 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,297 Well, I guess, "Who am I?" is a very different question 526 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,466 than "Tell me about yourself", right? 527 00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:36,725 I mean, I'm, like, kinda trying to just... figure it out myself. 528 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,144 You know, like... 529 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,440 I mean, I guess I just, I... 530 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,734 literally, have no idea who I am. 531 00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:55,327 Wow... wasn't that illuminating. 532 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:03,419 Kat wanted to crawl into a hole and fucking die. 533 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,880 And so did Cal, who hadn't been able to sleep 534 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,215 since Nate told him about that disc. 535 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,385 You want a water? 536 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,641 And every time he'd close his eyes, he'd imagine... 537 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,519 Aaron, tell your dad dinner's ready! 538 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,354 Dad, dinner's ready! 539 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,361 But Cal wasn't raised that way. 540 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,536 He wouldn't go down without a fight. 541 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:53,510 "Hi... I'm Rue. Good to see you." 542 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:57,389 "I would love to present you with a business opportunity." 543 00:41:58,724 --> 00:41:59,808 Okay. 544 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,979 - You want some? - Oh, I'm okay. Thank you. 545 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:09,401 Ever since I met you at New Year's, 546 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:13,572 I was, I was thinking, that... 547 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:15,324 maybe, you-- 548 00:42:22,256 --> 00:42:24,416 I'm in high school, right? 549 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,628 And I have a GPA of 3.95, 550 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:31,131 and let's say, you know, all my friends — Jamie, Amy, and Lanie — 551 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:33,342 also have a GPA over 3.7. 552 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,552 - Hmm. - And, Laurie, these are, these are girls 553 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,390 that you would never expect in a million years to be selling. 554 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:46,939 Look, I'm a dreamer, you know, and Steve Jobs is my hero. 555 00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:52,778 And I was just thinking, you know, what if there was a foolproof system to sell... 556 00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:57,950 you know, without anyone snitching. 557 00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:00,786 - Hmm. - So, let's say... 558 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:02,246 hypothetically, of course... 559 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:04,790 we were able to pay Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 560 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:06,292 $500 a month to be runners. 561 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:07,793 Now as collateral, we would upload 562 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,837 their phones to a cloud that I own. 563 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,090 - Why would you want that? - Ah, that's a good question, Laurie. 564 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:14,550 May I? 565 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,010 Well, you see... 566 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,345 even though Jamie, Amy, and Lanie have stellar GPAs, 567 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,888 there's also things on their phones 568 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:22,725 that they don't want the world to know about because it would probably jeopardize 569 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:25,394 their ability to get into Yale, Columbia, Harvard. 570 00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:26,729 My top choices. 571 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,273 Plus... if they ever got busted, 572 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:31,525 we're lookin' at 6 to 12 months in juvie. 573 00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:34,820 Intent to sell is a way bigger sentence. 574 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:38,157 Not if you're under 18. 575 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,658 - Hmm. - Which is nothing to having 576 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,869 your entire life released and ruined on the internet, 577 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,747 so their incentive to snitch is basically reduced to zero. 578 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:50,210 This is an amazing plan. 579 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,880 You're a genius. 580 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:56,508 - Thank you. - It's true. 581 00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:59,720 I'll front you a 50k suitcase. 582 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:04,516 Don't do it. You're too much of a fuck-up. 583 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,895 - Maybe we should start smaller. - 10k? 584 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,188 Deal. 585 00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:10,647 That was very mature, Rue. 586 00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:12,900 If you pay each girl a thousand, 587 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,320 you can flip it for 20, and that's 7k profit. 588 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:21,241 - Three to me. Four to you. - Thank you, Laurie. You won't regret this. 589 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:24,703 - You pay-up and re-up in a month. - Terrific. 590 00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:27,247 Rue, if you screw me, 591 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:31,377 I'll have you kidnapped and sold to some real sick people. 592 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,381 I always find a way to make my money back. 593 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:41,637 I'm serious. 594 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:44,098 Okay. 595 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:10,290 What the fuck you doin'? 596 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:13,544 Lexi knew she couldn't mount a play all on her own, 597 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,129 so she enlisted the help of Bobbi 598 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,589 as her stage manager and partner in crime. 599 00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:19,258 They didn't know each other well, 600 00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,885 except that they shared a mutual disdain for "Oklahoma". 601 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:26,390 - Bobbi, you okay? - Fuck "Oklahoma". 602 00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:30,811 Are they all here to audition? 603 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,938 Are you all here to audition? 604 00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:34,606 Yes. 605 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,608 They're all here to audition. 606 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,653 Right, yeah, that's, that's what I thought. 607 00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:42,114 Put yourselves into a single-file line. 608 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,283 We'll be with you momentarily. 609 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:49,621 So first, you come to my fuckin' job 610 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:53,208 askin' all these weird-ass questions like the feds. 611 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,669 Then I find you out in front of my house. 612 00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:57,296 What the fuck are you doin', man? 613 00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:59,840 You're free to call the cops. 614 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,301 Why the fuck would I do that? 615 00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:06,221 Well, it's either call the cops, let me go or... kill me. 616 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:09,433 What the fuck, man? What's with your family? 617 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,768 Are you all just a bunch of fuckin' assholes? 618 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:15,397 - You beat up my son. - Yeah, well, he deserved it, man. 619 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:16,982 He's a fuckin' bitch. 620 00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:18,942 Oh, okay, tough guy. 621 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,320 Fuck! 622 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:24,406 Why did you do that? 623 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,825 'Cause you're in no position to talk shit. 624 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,036 I'm warning you. You hit me one more-- 625 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:33,081 - Oh, fuck! - Why don't you call the cops? 626 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:36,001 - The Chief of Police, Will Greenwood-- - Mm-hm. 627 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:39,046 All right, Ash. Chill out, man. 628 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:42,508 - Fuck! - This guy don't want the fuckin' cops involved. 629 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,009 Watch. 630 00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:48,972 - Call the cops. - I will. 631 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,101 Dial, bitch. 632 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,021 If you got nothin' to hide, call the fuckin' cops. 633 00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,528 - Stop, stop, stop. - I'm not fucking stopping. 634 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:04,613 I'm not stopping. Call the cops. 635 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:13,539 - I told you. - All right, man. I get it. 636 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,791 I know you and your drug addict friend, 637 00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:17,584 that girl. 638 00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:21,421 You're trying to extort my son. 639 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:25,092 - What? - Because of what I did to her friend. 640 00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,261 What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 641 00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:30,681 - You know, the blonde. - Who? Jewel? 642 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:35,102 Look, man, I didn't know she was 17. 643 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:40,732 You tellin' me you had sex with Jewel? 644 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,150 Who's Jewel? 645 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:45,404 - What the fuck, man? - Do I know Jewel? 646 00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:48,615 The fuck are we even talkin' about right now, bro? 647 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,616 Jewel. 648 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,327 Jewel. Jewel... 649 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,413 I just want the disc. 650 00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:58,041 - What disc?! - Of Jewel and I. 651 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,127 Yo, you recorded that shit?! 652 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:04,298 - I didn't know. - You didn't know that you were recording? 653 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:07,426 - I fucked up. - Obviously, man. 654 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:11,388 Yo, who the fuck even told you I gave a shit about this anyway? 655 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,140 My son. 656 00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:15,726 Your son? The one that's in love with Jewel? 657 00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:17,811 Aw, that's cute. 658 00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:20,314 That's not cute, man. What the fuck? 659 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,107 - What? - What kind of weird-ass 660 00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:25,235 father-son shit is goin' on around here, bro? 661 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:30,407 - I'm extremely confused. - You're confused? 662 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,576 I'm fuckin' confused, bro. 663 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:33,891 Me too. 664 00:48:34,033 --> 00:48:36,672 I don't even know what the fuck you're doin' here. 665 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:39,666 Do you mind if I just leave? 666 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,794 I'm not gonna say a word about anything, I swear to God. 667 00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:46,798 Let's just pretend like... none of this ever happened. 668 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,011 Yo, Ash, let me talk to you real quick. 669 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:57,100 Hi... what's your name? 670 00:48:58,477 --> 00:48:59,853 Cal. 671 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,273 Do you and your son, like-- 672 00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:07,653 Do you, like, fuck people together? 673 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,613 Yo, check it out, man. 674 00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:12,199 I'mma let you walk up outta here on one condition. 675 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:14,785 Anything. 676 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:18,622 You'll keep your bitch-ass son out of my fuckin' life, 677 00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:20,832 and Rue's and Jewel's, 678 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,877 till the end of fucking time. You understand? 679 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,504 I promise. 680 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:29,758 Now, I don't know shit about no fuckin' disc, man. That's not my problem. 681 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:36,723 Now get this motherfucker up outta here, Ash. 682 00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:11,967 Why can't I shake the feeling that there's, like, 683 00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:14,386 something you're not telling me. 684 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:16,930 I don't know. 685 00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:19,933 Like, why don't I trust you? 686 00:50:22,018 --> 00:50:23,437 Is it the face tats? 687 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,899 No... No, it's not the face tats. 688 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:29,443 Okay, what is it? 689 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:38,785 These are the kind of things... that can cause you to relapse. 690 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:42,289 This is not easy, but I'm very proud 691 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:47,127 of each and every one of you for trying to take this on. 692 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:51,506 Work this program. It will work if you work it. 693 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,678 Do you have a crush on Rue? 694 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:00,974 I do. 695 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:09,691 I was a little bit ashamed of myself 696 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,611 that I didn't wanna be around other people 697 00:51:12,694 --> 00:51:16,865 with this awful, awful habit. 698 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:20,076 Because it's no future in addiction. 699 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,953 I don't care what they tell you. 700 00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:25,248 Addiction will take you out. 701 00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:28,376 I feel like Rue doesn't want to fuck me. 702 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,379 Why don't you think so? 703 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,508 She seems like... 704 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:37,761 gay... or asexual, you know? 705 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:41,056 Like she's not really interested... in sex. 706 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:42,766 That's not true. 707 00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:44,768 Really? 708 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,478 No, that's not true at all. 709 00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:48,688 You think Rue's, like, a sexual person? 710 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,650 I mean, at times, yeah. 711 00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:52,943 Yeah, you're full of shit. 712 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:54,569 It's true! 713 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:56,571 I feel like you've fucked way too many people 714 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:57,823 to look me in the face, 715 00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,282 and lie to me and say she's some 716 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,326 sexual force of nature. 717 00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:08,625 Fine. No, she's not, like, the most sexual person ever. 718 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:11,294 Then how does that work? 719 00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:14,297 - What do you mean? - 'Cause you're, like, a sexual person? 720 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,133 Not all the time, but sometimes. 721 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:26,893 Fine... No, okay, she's not a sexual person. 722 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,436 Or, like, maybe, she is a bit. 723 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,605 I just haven't seen that side yet. 724 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,693 I wouldn't blame yourself. 725 00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:36,695 - I'm not. - I'm just saying it's, like, 726 00:52:36,778 --> 00:52:39,364 easy to take that kind of stuff personally. 727 00:52:39,447 --> 00:52:42,033 Are you, like, trying to be an asshole right now? 728 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,578 - I'm being sweet right now. - How is that sweet? 729 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:48,582 'Cause you're very fuckin' fuckable. 730 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:52,002 - Why? - I mean, you're fascinating, right? 731 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,588 'Cause you're creative and you're smart, 732 00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:56,464 and you're kind of fucked up. 733 00:52:56,548 --> 00:53:00,218 But you're cute, and you're awkward, and you're like... 734 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,429 kind of clumsy but you're very much a whore, 735 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,848 intentionally, which is great. 736 00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:08,018 You know, you're like extroverted and weird, 737 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,770 but also introverted and shy... 738 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,315 and your art is amazing. 739 00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:15,734 They should hang it up at fuckin' MoMA. 740 00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:17,736 But on like a more superficial note, 741 00:53:17,819 --> 00:53:19,404 you have great tits. 742 00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:22,365 And you and Kurt Cobain have the same haircut... 743 00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:24,492 which is hot. 744 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:28,705 Give me that. 745 00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:35,670 But I'm sure Rue told you all that. 746 00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:39,424 You guys are in love, right? 747 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:45,764 Shut up. 748 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:59,235 So, Rue, the $64,000 question is... 749 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:02,238 what's in the suitcase? 750 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,241 - School books. - Ah, is that why you're in that getup? 751 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,285 You became an honors student. 752 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,204 - I'm not in the mood for a lecture. - Lecture? 753 00:54:09,287 --> 00:54:12,624 - I... like to think we have conversations. - Yeah, I'm sure you do. 754 00:54:12,707 --> 00:54:15,251 Okay, what? Did a hornet crawl up your ass or somethin'? 755 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:16,711 - What's wrong with you? - Look, I'm-- Man, 756 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,463 I'm not tryin' to hear a fuckin' lecture, okay, 757 00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:21,716 about how my life would be better if I stopped doing drugs, 758 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,177 or believed in God, or Allah, or whatever the fuck. 759 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,929 Okay, well, you're the one lookin' like a Jehovah's Witness. 760 00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:28,974 I just don't think that there's... Bibles in that suitcase. 761 00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:32,602 - Shut the fuck up, man. - Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me? 762 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:33,687 Shut the fuck up? 763 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:36,022 Don't play that shit with me. 764 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,691 I've always accepted you for who you are: 765 00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,693 the good, the bad, and the ugly. 766 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,778 Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. I'm not some parent 767 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:42,946 you can just treat like shit. 768 00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:44,280 Yeah, well, good thing nobody's really 769 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:46,825 lookin' to you to be a fuckin' parent. 770 00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:49,035 Yo! Excuse me? 771 00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:52,414 Excuse me? 772 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:58,128 When I sit across from you and tell you somethin' about my life, 773 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,171 you don't get to use that shit against me. 774 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,882 You cross that line again, we're done. 775 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,884 You talk back right now, we're done. 776 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:07,053 One more fuckin' disrespectful word outta your mouth, 777 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,680 and we're done. You hear me? 778 00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,599 Hey! You hear me?! 779 00:55:14,352 --> 00:55:16,021 Or what, Ali? 780 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:18,189 You gonna hit me? 781 00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:05,445 And before he even took a drink, he offered it to me first. 782 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,211 Where are you headed? 783 00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:23,588 To meet a friend. 784 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:26,466 I know, Mom. I know. 785 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,263 Are those my clothes? 786 00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:36,392 Yeah. I was auditioning for Lexi's play. 787 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,812 - What play? - "Oklahoma". 788 00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:48,154 Yeah... Oh, she's doin' really good. 789 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,948 Yeah, I'm proud of her. 790 00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,469 - Ready to go to bed? - Mm-hm. 791 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:13,304 Okay. Good night, little man. 792 00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:16,391 Sweet dreams. 793 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,604 - I got the part! - What part? 794 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:23,273 In Lexi's play. 795 00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:26,776 Cool.