1 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,627 - Okay, who's hungry? 2 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,981 The little ones first. Whoa, boy. 3 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,766 - HANK & 4 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,420 -You understand me?! 5 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,359 Mornin' you. 6 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,709 Mwah! 7 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,146 Hey. 8 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:31,673 Do you...wanna meet your great great great-- 9 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,022 - Meemaw? 10 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,024 - You know she's gonna turn 100 this summer. 11 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,243 - That isn't true. 12 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,983 - She is so old, she was born before TV. 13 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,681 - No one was born before TV. 14 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:42,205 - Mm-hmm, before cars. Before horses. 15 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:44,990 Maybe even before the trees themselves. 16 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,514 You wanna ask her yourself? 17 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:49,169 - Really? 18 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,258 - I was aimin' for it to be a surprise. 19 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,360 You and I have never taken a trip together. 20 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:09,624 So, we'll get the bus in Cordia and we'll zip on over to Joplin, 21 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,366 and then we'll catch a Greyhound to Minnesota from there. 22 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:15,020 - How long does the bus take to get to Minnesota from here? 23 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:18,241 - I don't know, nearly 14 hours. Maybe longer. 24 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,809 Everything just takes longer on the bus. 25 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:24,900 But, it is past time that you met your up north people. 26 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,423 - What about Dad? 27 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,077 - Do you think anything can happen in this house that 28 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,426 he doesn't already know about? 29 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,733 - Don't have to pack? - Already done. 30 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:34,083 I packed for both of us. So, come on! 31 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,737 Let's get a hurry up shoes! 32 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,435 - What about your garden? - Don't you worry about it. 33 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,655 Mother Earth has a way of takin' care of her own kind. 34 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,265 So let's get to gettin'! 35 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,672 - Connor, you the reinforcements? 36 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,501 - Impartial observer. 37 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:03,155 - Where you off to, Bloom? Hm? 38 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:06,724 You can't take him. That's my boy. 39 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,639 - I'm doing things my way now. 40 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:11,120 Jack doesn't have to go anywhere he doesn't already wanna go. 41 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,687 - Oh my god, I am sick to death of 42 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,646 your hippy-dippy tree-huggin' bullshit. 43 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:16,952 Well, you-- you wanna take him up 44 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,867 to meet the rest of your fucked-up family? 45 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:22,653 No, absolutely not. He's staying here with me. 46 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:25,395 You wanna go? Go right ahead. 47 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:28,268 But I thought I got you away from that goddamn nonsense. 48 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:31,793 - Obviously my first mistake. 49 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:35,623 - Oh, Bloom. Jack is never gonna become a man-- 50 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,189 - Oh, you are some kind of man? 51 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,322 With all the separatist survival bullshit? 52 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,803 You are nothing but a two-bit terrorist. 53 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:45,415 Did you hear her? 54 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,330 - Mm-hmm. - Fucking terrorist? 55 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,810 Oh, I get it! I get it! 56 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:51,639 This is the part where you call me a Nazi again. 57 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:52,944 - Get out of my way. 58 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:56,383 - Go ahead, Bloom. You just keep pushing me. 59 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:59,124 Keep it up, 'cuz I'm all the way done takin' it, you hear me? 60 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,524 - What do we have here? What? 61 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:16,054 - I didn't do any-- -I was halfway to Wichita 62 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,795 when I realized I didn't have this. 63 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,797 That's why I turned around. - That is a lie. 64 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,973 You planted it along with that fuckin' bottle. 65 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,192 Well played! 66 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,454 - Come on, save it for Rudy Spaulding. 67 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,369 The chief is waitin' for you! 68 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,545 I'm makin' a citizen's arrest, you hear me? 69 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:29,546 -Dad. - Huh? 70 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:30,678 - Hey! 71 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,070 - You better stay out of this, kid. 72 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,811 - Honey, don't. It's okay. 73 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,117 - Come on. -Beth. 74 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,989 Beth, you see to it that Jack is taken care of. 75 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:40,905 Don't leave him alone and I will be back soon! 76 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,603 I will get a lawyer and I'm gonna give-- 77 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,868 - Who the fuck do you think they're gonna listen to?! 78 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:49,740 You? A fuckin' drunk with an arrest record 79 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,481 and a history of mental illness? 80 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:54,615 Or me, a decorated former Marine, huh? 81 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:00,751 - You come now, Jack. 82 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,797 We're gonna get your mom the help she needs. 83 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,818 - You know how this goes, sweetie. 84 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:26,908 This ain't the first time nor the last. 85 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:29,258 You've got to wait out the storm. 86 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:34,176 Your mom's tough. It ain't no thing to her. 87 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:38,180 - I haven't seen her touch a bottle in god knows how long. 88 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:39,486 - Why don't we just find something 89 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,531 to take your mind off things? Hm? 90 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,141 I'm sure it'll all work out. 91 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:46,754 - Beth, you don't understand. He was gonna hit her. Again! 92 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,320 And I just stood there. 93 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:49,887 You're saying wait out the storm 94 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,672 and then things will go back to normal. 95 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,717 But then there's just gonna be another storm, and another. 96 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,153 It's just who he is! 97 00:06:55,197 --> 00:07:00,594 - Your dad, he's complicated. Let's just say that. 98 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:03,510 Once your mom's better, you'll be a family again. 99 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:26,097 - You got a plan as to how you're gonna explain this 100 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,838 to young Jack, I presume. 101 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,974 - There was a--a struggle in the car. 102 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:37,935 And she pulled away from me and the door was open. 103 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,197 The next thing I knew, 104 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:40,677 she was going end over end in the street. 105 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:43,550 The damn woman jumped. 106 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,334 - That's the story? 107 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,902 - Yup. 108 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,556 - It didn't have to go this way. 109 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,255 What's right is right. 110 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,475 - It's too late to sing that song, ain't it? 111 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,486 - Any word? -Not yet. 112 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:13,188 I think I'll just stay here 'til your dad gets back. 113 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,495 - Okay. I just hope Mom's okay. 114 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,854 - Mom! - No, Jack. Jack, it's me. 115 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:16,730 It's just a bad dream. It's okay. 116 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,212 It's okay. 117 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,695 Go back to sleep, all right? 118 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:15,876 - Aah! 119 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,923 Aw, fuck. 120 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,143 - She really did love this garden of hers. 121 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,972 - Yeah. But you know what? 122 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,148 It's completely legal to keep her on my land. 123 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:30,020 Another thing I love about Kansas. 124 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,675 Save the planet, fertilize it. 125 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,176 -What do you got there? 126 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,094 - Seeds. I think Mom wanted to take them to Meemaw. 127 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,573 - Oh yeah? 128 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,533 Let's see. 129 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,015 - I wanna plant them. 130 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,756 Give her something nice to come home to. 131 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,454 - Aww. You are a darlin'. 132 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:19,287 It's a new day. 133 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,290 I always loved working in the soil. 134 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,467 Something your mom and I shared. 135 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:31,212 The fact that you can plant anything--a seed, an idea. 136 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,692 Heck, you can even plant evidence 137 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,997 to throw someone off the track. 138 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,310 - Hey. 139 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,706 Jack. - Dad. 140 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,800 - Everything okay? 141 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,152 Look here, it's-- it's really unfortunate 142 00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,154 that you had to see that yesterday. 143 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:04,114 But you need to understand it--it's probably for the best. 144 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,725 - Is she coming back? 145 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:15,517 - No. No, not anytime soon. 146 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:20,652 Jack, do you understand why your mother wanted to leave? 147 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:21,871 She wanted to go someplace 148 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:25,309 that she could drink and take her pills. 149 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:29,183 And you need to understand--look at me. 150 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,662 You need to understand that 151 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:34,318 she would've eventually chosen those things over you. 152 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:37,844 Yes, yes, you need to understand that, Jack. 153 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,020 You--at the police station, 154 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,065 she--she had a complete breakdown. 155 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:45,025 I mean, it was--it was heartbreaking. 156 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,853 I mean, it was heartbreaking. 157 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,506 But, you know, thank the Lord Jesus 158 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,465 she's in the halfway house right now. 159 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,293 She's getting the help that she needs. 160 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:56,253 So all that we can do is wait 161 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:59,039 and--and--and see what happens, okay? 162 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:02,520 But you gotta stand tall. Stand tall. 163 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,566 There you go. Good, be strong. 164 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,498 - Ow! 165 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,847 -What are you doing, Jack? 166 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:28,024 You wanna water 'em, not bleed all over 'em. 167 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,896 -How long until you think they'll sprout? 168 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,028 -I don't know. 169 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,856 "Lettuce" consider. 170 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,728 Do you "carrot" on how long? 171 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:39,993 - I guess "weed" better get a move on, then. 172 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,822 - Now you're just beatin' around the bush. 173 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:52,875 - All right, so, easiest way to get in and get a pass, 174 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,573 you come in on first. You park on A1. 175 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,662 You leave your keys in it. Then you walk. 176 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,754 - ATF is on the top floor. 177 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:07,281 - Yeah, and there's also an IRS office on four, same building. 178 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,761 It's small, but...you know, 179 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:12,460 it's like a little extra somethin' special. 180 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:15,898 Like a cherry on top of a sundae--tasty. 181 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,683 - Oh, man. Can you imagine this, Hank? 182 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:22,165 It's gonna be just pieces fallin' three states away. 183 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:25,255 It's gonna be rainin' chunks, man. Chunks. 184 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,735 -There'll be chunks of them in orbit. 185 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,786 -Has Jack read the book? 186 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,005 -- He will. -- It's important. 187 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,747 -I know it is. I shit you not, he will. 188 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:43,621 What we're--what we're doin', this isn't new. 189 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,363 Secessionism is not new. 190 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:50,411 Confederacy ain't new. No. 191 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:53,240 We're in the vanguard, man. 192 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,851 -I'm an American. - Damn straight, y'all. 193 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,812 - How is this possible? 194 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,771 Mom, your garden. 195 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,426 It's--it's grown. 196 00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,959 I wish you could see this. 197 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,526 The flowers remind me of...you. 198 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,411 -Jack is never gonna become a man. 199 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,674 Who the fuck do you think they're gonna listen to? 200 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,633 You or me? 201 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,375 You better stay out of this, kid. 202 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,117 -Is she coming back? 203 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,901 -No. 204 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,739 -I'm sorry, Mom. 205 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,010 I miss you. 206 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,360 -She doesn't just love you. 207 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,972 She loves me, too. More than I ever deserved. 208 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,890 - No, that isn't true. - It is. 209 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,762 I was afraid she couldn't be out there on her own. 210 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:08,244 Not with all that rotten stuff bangin' around inside her head. 211 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:11,291 - Don't be sad, Beth. She'll be back soon. 212 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:20,126 - Besides, you helped with the flowers. 213 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,563 You've shown her just how much you love her, 214 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:25,392 just by planting them with me. 215 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:28,395 Nothing says I love you better than flowers. 216 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,414 - Quit your fucking daydreaming. You got chores to do. 217 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:50,112 The pigs need their dinner. Don't wait up for me. 218 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,114 I don't know how late I'll be back. 219 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,342 - Yes, sir. 220 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,083 -I wish it was happening tomorrow. 221 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,303 - The ATF is saying the meeting is in October. 222 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:08,652 It's plenty soon enough. 223 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,872 -If we still have 'til October. 224 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,091 If she hadn't told anybody-- 225 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,483 -She didn't tell anyone, Connor. 226 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,745 -You can't be sure about that. 227 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,748 - But I am. I am sure. 228 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,099 Because Beth got everything that she knew out of her 229 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,798 when she called and told me she was taking Jack away. 230 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,148 Damn good on you, Beth. No, Bloom knew. 231 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,063 She knew exactly what would happen 232 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,760 if we ever got raided by the feds. 233 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,981 She knew that would be like puttin' a gun against her head. 234 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,417 Because I told her. 235 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,898 I told her myself that I would put her in the ground 236 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,466 if the law ever came on my land. 237 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,904 No, she was crazy, Connor. But she wasn't fucking stupid. 238 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,520 - All right. -Tomorrow. 239 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,131 - Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. -All right. 240 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,401 - Thank the good maker for women like you, Beth. 241 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,631 - Beth. 242 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,416 Take good care of my boy, all right? 243 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,244 -All right, I will. 244 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,767 - I know you will. 245 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,883 - It's okay, it's okay. Calm down. 246 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:52,234 Come on! Come on! 247 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,670 Oh! 248 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,372 - Huh? 249 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,208 - Aah! 250 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:31,969 Aah! Ow! Aah! 251 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,178 - Beth! Beth! Come quick! 252 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,745 I need you to help. I did something stupid. 253 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:09,964 -Jack, you're bleedin'. 254 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,182 We gotta do something about that arm. 255 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,749 - No, no, no. Beth, I need your help. 256 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,448 Please, come quick, please! - Okay, okay, of course I will. 257 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,495 - Come on. 258 00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:36,251 - Jack, I don't see anything. 259 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,513 What are you playing? 260 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,702 - What the crap is all this horse pockey? 261 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,791 Hey, Jack! 262 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,619 Jack, you in there? You asleep? 263 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:03,496 What, you run away, you little shaved tail? 264 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,193 Jack! 265 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,592 -I'm right here. 266 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:15,595 -Oh! What, you runnin' 267 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,858 a spook house in here tonight or somethin', Jack? 268 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,207 - Dad. 269 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,385 - What happened? 270 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:26,040 - I--I did something bad. 271 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,912 I did something really, really bad. 272 00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:30,958 - What did you do? 273 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,352 - I need help. I need your help, Dad! 274 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:37,747 - Goddamn it all to hell. What? 275 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,401 - You have to come see. 276 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,927 - I didn't mean to find it. - What? 277 00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:47,670 - In the bushes. I--I didn't mean it. 278 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:50,543 - Okay, Jack. Jack, listen to me. 279 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,284 Whatever it is that you think you saw out here, 280 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:56,505 it's not--I can explain, okay? 281 00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:05,035 Oh my god. Beth. Hey, hey. 282 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:17,265 Jack, no, no, no! Oh! Oh, you stupid fucking kid. 283 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:29,233 -What the fuck is this? Let go! 284 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:33,150 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 285 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,076 - Hey, Connor. 286 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,251 Dad says get over here double quick. 287 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,209 -What's this about? 288 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:49,776 - About a bag, I don't know what. 289 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,386 He said you know. And hurry, okay? 290 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,735 -All right, all right, I'm comin'. 291 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,066 -Mom said Meemaw's going to turn 100 this summer. 292 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:22,286 I'm glad I'm going to finally meet her. 293 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,201 Never met someone older than TV. 294 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:15,862 - Earth to Trinice! 295 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:19,082 - Sorry. 296 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:22,477 Regina's voice is just like...so hypnotic. 297 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,958 - You're actually watching that video again? 298 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,481 You're, like, fucking obsessed. 299 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527 - Hey! I gotta support my queen. 300 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,485 - Oh god, can you even hear yourself right now? 301 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,967 - Look, it's hard work being Regina's number-one fan. 302 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,578 - Are you kidding? All right, get in line. 303 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:40,060 You haven't even seen her live. I am her number-one fan. 304 00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:41,844 - I would have seen her live 305 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:44,020 if you would've gotten me an extra ticket. 306 00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,195 - Mm, that sounds like something 307 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,546 Regina's number-two fan would say. 308 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,723 - Whatever. You were sitting in the nosebleeds, anyway. 309 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:54,378 - Um, uh, you just don't get it, all right? 310 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:58,339 Seeing her in concert, it changes you. 311 00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:01,168 Like, recordings don't even do her justice. 312 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:04,737 Hearing her live, it's like on a whole other level. 313 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,609 - That booty's on a whole 'nother level, goddamn. 314 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:10,046 Those curves are, like, inhuman. 315 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:13,049 - You know she's like nine months pregnant, right? 316 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,703 - Yeah, I'd still hit that. 317 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,705 -Oh my gosh, gross! 318 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:18,446 Can you try to blow that out the window? 319 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:20,056 What if my mom smells it? 320 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,537 - Isn't she at work? - DEBORAH'Deborah? 321 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,147 - Why didn't you tell us your mom was home? 322 00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:26,802 - Her shift got canceled last minute. 323 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,935 It's not my fault that Regina went into labor. 324 00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:30,850 -What? 325 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,115 - Hey, hon. 326 00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:36,899 Smells like you guys might be hungry. 327 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:38,161 Want me to make some dinner? 328 00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:40,642 - Um, no, that's okay. We're--we're good. 329 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:41,904 - I'm gonna go to bed soon. 330 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:44,515 - Oh, we can have leftovers. - Yeah. 331 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:46,256 - Come on, no one likes a cold meal. 332 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,345 - Mom! 333 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:52,175 - Well, here's my wallet if you wanna order some pizzas. 334 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,271 - Okay, what did you say about Regina? 335 00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:02,577 - Nothing. 336 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,101 - No, you said she was having her baby tonight. 337 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,886 - My mom will kill me if anybody else finds out. 338 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,888 - Oh, come on! - Tell us everything. 339 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:11,542 Or, I'll post a rumor and I'll tag your mom, too. 340 00:27:11,586 --> 00:27:14,589 - Okay, fine! All right? 341 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,417 My mom had to go home because Regina's, like, 342 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,549 shutting down the entire fourth floor of the hospital. 343 00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:20,464 She's bringing in her own doctors and stuff. 344 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,815 -Hey, why would she do all that? 345 00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:24,686 - Privacy, duh! 346 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:28,734 Everyone on planet Earth wants to see Regina's baby. 347 00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,605 - Wait, can you imagine how much money we'd get 348 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,172 for a picture of that kid? 349 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:34,043 - If she wants to take a picture, she'll do it herself. 350 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,871 We should respect her privacy. 351 00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:38,134 - Oh, please. She's a superstar. 352 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:39,614 That basically makes her public property, 353 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,921 like a national park or Denny's. 354 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:44,532 - No, Deborah's right. 355 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,970 This is a beautiful moment between a mother and her child. 356 00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:52,148 It should be private. Just Regina and her staff... 357 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:54,890 and her three biggest fans! 358 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,587 - Are you insane? 359 00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,546 - Debs, we should be there to share this moment. 360 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:04,508 - Come on, I thought you were Regina's-- 361 00:28:04,552 --> 00:28:05,814 - TRINICE & - -number-one fan! 362 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:08,077 - Don't ever question my loyalty to Team Regina. 363 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:11,864 - All right! But, how are we gonna get in? 364 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,697 - Backstage pass! 365 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,655 - Yes! 366 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,875 - And we can split the money from the pictures three ways. 367 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,006 -No pictures! 368 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:26,182 - Okay, fine. 369 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,580 - Deborah's mom is totally fine with us spending the night. 370 00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:33,799 -Well, are you gonna be good? 371 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:36,236 - Yeah, don't worry. We'll be fine. 372 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,325 -Yeah, that's what you always say. 373 00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:39,500 - I gotta go, Mom. 374 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:40,849 -You better be good. - Yeah. 375 00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:43,417 -Love you, sweetie. - Love you too! 376 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:44,635 Bye! -Bye! 377 00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,769 - God, it's like she doesn't even trust me. 378 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,771 - Did you mention you were breaking into a hospital? 379 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,817 - Okay, we're not breaking in. 380 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:54,645 We have a key. 381 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,693 - Oh my god, I will totally bug out if I get to meet Regina! 382 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,042 - I wonder who the father is. 383 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:01,348 Do you think that he'll be there? 384 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:03,089 - Oh my god, if we get a photo of him, 385 00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:06,005 we'd make so much more money. - We said no pictures, remember? 386 00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:08,529 - No, Deborah said no pictures of the baby. 387 00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:10,574 But the daddy's fair game. 388 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,663 - You know what? I bet there isn't even a father. 389 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:16,015 I bet Regina is, like, the Virgin Mary or something, like, 390 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,669 totally divine. - Hell yeah. 391 00:29:18,713 --> 00:29:21,324 She's just like us. She don't need no man! 392 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:22,717 - Yeah, girl! 393 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,240 - Okay, there's a difference between 394 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:25,546 "don't need" and "can't get." 395 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,156 -Breaking news. 396 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,897 This one's for Regina. - Shut up. Hey, listen, listen! 397 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:31,813 -Rumors are buzzing online that Regina is about to go into 398 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:36,252 labor and has been rushed to an undisclosed location. 399 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,819 That's right! 400 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:41,823 The queen is about to give birth, if only we knew where. 401 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,346 - Oh, we know. 402 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:47,002 - Hell yeah. We're comin' Regina! 403 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:48,395 -Wishing her the best. 404 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:51,833 Here is Regina's latest hit, "Hungry for You." 405 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:06,674 - How are we supposed to get past that camera? 406 00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:08,458 - Trinice, do you have your selfie stick? 407 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:10,678 - Ding! Duh! - Cool. 408 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:44,843 - Come on, come on, come on! Hurry! 409 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:46,670 - Come on. 410 00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,324 - Okay. 411 00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:58,334 -This must be it. Swipe your card, Deborah. 412 00:30:58,378 --> 00:30:59,466 - I don't know, guys. 413 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,424 Maybe we should give her her privacy. 414 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:06,081 - Sounds like a certain fan is getting bumped to number two. 415 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:22,489 - Oh my god, it's Regina! 416 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:26,667 -Hey! 417 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:29,496 You guys shouldn't be in here. 418 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:30,932 This floor's off limits. 419 00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,586 - Um, we--we were lost. 420 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:33,935 - Oh really? 421 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:36,329 Where'd you guys get this key card? 422 00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:39,245 - Um... 423 00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:40,899 - Stop, you're hurting her! 424 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,378 - Stop it! Just-- - Stop! 425 00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:57,611 - Oh shit. 426 00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,439 - Is he dead? 427 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,615 - I'm not waiting to find out. 428 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,972 - Come on, Deborah, let's go! 429 00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,374 - Hey, guys, do you hear that? 430 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,723 - Hear what? 431 00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:24,333 - You dork, you still have your earbuds. 432 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:26,422 - Oh. Duh. 433 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,687 - Probably just like an electrical hum or something. 434 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,428 - Then why are all the lights turned off? 435 00:32:32,472 --> 00:32:33,995 - Maybe they're going green. 436 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:36,302 - The elevator! 437 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,158 - Shit. Shit. 438 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:11,206 - Come on, Trinice. We gotta bail. 439 00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:15,689 Deborah? Deborah? 440 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,329 - Shh! You wanna get us busted? 441 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:32,331 - Something's wrong with these people. 442 00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:34,376 Maybe Deborah was right. We shouldn't be here. 443 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,639 - I can't even find Deborah. - What do you mean, you can't? 444 00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:38,511 - I can't. - Guys. Guys. 445 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:41,122 Oh right here, I found her! 446 00:35:03,057 --> 00:35:05,103 - Whoa, check this out. 447 00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:10,238 Creepy. 448 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:12,936 - Okay. I'm ready to leave now. 449 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:16,026 -Look! There she is! 450 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:25,384 -My god, it's really her! 451 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,476 She's having the baby right now! 452 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:32,869 Oh, guys, this is crazy! 453 00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:36,395 -Oh my god. 454 00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:40,964 We're gonna be the first people in the world to see this! 455 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,836 -This is so cool. 456 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:48,276 - They're hurting her! 457 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:52,193 - No. It's like an epidural, right? 458 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,152 It's supposed to help with the pain? 459 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:03,509 - Yeah, that doesn't look like it's helping. 460 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:14,607 - What's wrong with their eyes? 461 00:36:33,974 --> 00:36:36,498 - I told you. Something weird is going on. 462 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:42,287 - Guys, is--is that supposed to happen? 463 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:16,408 - Carlos, you idiot! - We said no pictures! 464 00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:19,280 - Maybe she didn't see us. 465 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:21,456 - I think she saw us! 466 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,806 - That was her. - What--what the hell? 467 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,729 - Come on, guys, we gotta run! 468 00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:39,605 Guys? 469 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:55,360 Deborah, we gotta run! 470 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,492 Snap out of it! 471 00:37:57,536 --> 00:38:01,061 - Trinice? 472 00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:03,063 - No! Damn it! 473 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,414 Earbuds. 474 00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:21,081 - Don't listen to it! - What's happening? 475 00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:22,822 - They're controlling you with that sound. 476 00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:26,216 Keep the cotton in your ears. 477 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:28,567 - Where's Carlos? 478 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:38,272 - No. No. 479 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,626 - My queen. 480 00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:51,764 - No! 481 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:09,434 - No! 482 00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:17,398 - No! No! 483 00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:25,145 - Oh no! 484 00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:28,104 - Come on, we have to get into it! 485 00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:42,728 Help! Trinice! - No! 486 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,951 Trinice! Help! Help! 487 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:02,443 - The elevator! It's the only way out! 488 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:06,360 Trinice, come on! 489 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,495 - Fuck that. 490 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:24,987 - Come on, come on! 491 00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:27,207 - There's no time. We gotta hide. 492 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,774 - It's almost here! Come on! 493 00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:44,327 - Trinice. 494 00:41:55,861 --> 00:41:57,210 - Come on! 495 00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:01,562 No! No! 496 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:02,911 Deborah! 497 00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:40,993 - Clear! 498 00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:54,963 - We made it. 499 00:43:00,403 --> 00:43:02,014 - We can use this picture to expose Regina 500 00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:03,581 for the monster she is. 501 00:43:08,281 --> 00:43:09,891 - And destroy her career? 502 00:43:09,935 --> 00:43:12,241 - What the hell are you doing? Let's get the hell out of here! 503 00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:15,810 - No! I bought tickets to her next tour. 504 00:43:15,854 --> 00:43:17,420 - Are you crazy? 505 00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:20,119 We have to tell the police. 506 00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:23,209 - She hasn't even finished her new album. 507 00:43:23,252 --> 00:43:25,515 - Didn't you see what that thing did? 508 00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:26,821 It killed Carlos! 509 00:43:26,865 --> 00:43:28,867 - She was protecting her privacy. 510 00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:30,259 - She's a monster! 511 00:43:30,303 --> 00:43:31,739 - She's Regina! 512 00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:36,875 I thought you were her number-one fan. 513 00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:41,619 I guess this just proves that you're number two. 514 00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:46,014 - No! 515 00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:49,757 Help! 516 00:44:10,865 --> 00:44:12,475 - No! 517 00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:19,178 - Help! Help! 518 00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:22,224 Oh, god! 519 00:44:22,268 --> 00:44:25,488 Help! 520 00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:27,490 Oh. 521 00:44:27,534 --> 00:44:29,449 Deborah, please! 522 00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:33,671 Please! 523 00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:40,590 -I feel really bad about this, Trinice. 524 00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:41,940 Really, I do, but... 525 00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:45,726 I just have to protect Regina's image. 526 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,860 She promised me backstage passes for life. 527 00:44:48,903 --> 00:44:52,254 You'd understand if you'd seen her live. 528 00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:54,996 It changes you. 529 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,650 Do you wanna meet her babies? 530 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,869 - No! 531 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:03,613 - Regina says I get to be their nanny after school. 532 00:45:06,312 --> 00:45:08,880 Aren't they just the cutest? 533 00:45:08,923 --> 00:45:12,753 I just have to remember to feed them one time! 534 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:14,015 They've already had their feeding, 535 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:16,670 but there's just so many of them. 536 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:20,500 Oh, and I told Regina that we could start with you. 537 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:23,242 It's like my mom always says... 538 00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:26,245 no one likes a cold meal. 539 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:29,639 No! No! No! 540 00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:33,078 No! No! 541 00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:36,908 -No! No!