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Quick! Burr's gonna...
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Keto diet, schmeto diet!
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I'm takin' my cheat day!
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This was my friend Brian.
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He was a comedy writer.
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Worked on Modern Family, or...
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Or maybe it was that other one on CBS
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that's like Modern Family, but it isn't.
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He used to ask me if I liked his show.
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I always said I did, enthusiastically,
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but... but I never saw it, not once.
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Even though Brian and I were actually...
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Were actually pretty good friends.
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I used to water his tomato plants
for him when he went on vacation.
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I lied.
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I lied because...
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because I didn't want to be an asshole.
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Which made me a liar,
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and an asshole.
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Keto diet, schmeto diet.
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I'm takin' my cheat day.
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Keto diet, schmeto diet...
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I'm takin' my cheat... ...day!
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Keto diet...
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Diet...
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- Oh!
- Whoa!
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Ghoulies, mutant animals,
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tribes of psychotic teens are all
grotesque reflections of who we were.
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But we have to... burn it down,
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set off that nuke at the cereal factory
and start fresh.
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I'm gonna take you to some place nice,
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like Palm Springs or...
Lake Arrowhead.
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I'm gonna take care of you.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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To erase Glendale,
we're gonna need some help.
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Can someone set off
this conventional missile for me?
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It's a great way to fulfill
your service hours.
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Anyone?
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- You!
- Me?
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Yeah. Grab a club.
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Fuck!
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Ahh!
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Keep your head down. Relax!
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Keep my head down.
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Damn it!
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Damn it!
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The golf team would be really useful
right about now.
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Hit that bomb.
Don't let him down.
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It's your time to shine, Fifty-Four.
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Okay.
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All right. Relax.
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Aah!
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Oh, shit!
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I got everyone outta harm's way
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and I had earplugs for all my people.
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Safety first.
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So we can hear, but you people...
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Ah, here we go. Here.
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Making pozole with mole
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makes me wanna give
a culturally appropriate olé!
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Oh... Aw, damn it!
I had a whole Google slide show!
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With gifs!
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To explain that I'm taking those kids
to be my...
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cattle ranch.
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But after we leave,
I need you to detonate the nuke.
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I need you to detonate...
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Detonate...
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that nuke.
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You, that, boom!
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Me...
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Send in the crone.
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- No!
- Okay. All right.
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I'll do it! I'll do that!
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You fucked her?
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Hungry.
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I...
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love you.
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I heard that!
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I heard that.
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I think my hearing's back.
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You knew it was confetti?
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Hey, Wes! Wesley!
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You guys okay?
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Wesley, I... I'm really sorry.
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We're good.
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All good?
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All good.
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Alright.
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Hm.
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He's all good, too.
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Cool.
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No way!
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My Official Hamilton The Musical
Replica Confetti Pistols!
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Did you see my Starlight Express
roller skates signed by Lloyd Webber?
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Yeah!
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Dope.
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- Come on! Over here! Yo!
- Yeah!
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Okay, Burr has Angelica,
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an army of Jocks, and a big nuke.
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What's your plan?
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Is there anything we can't do?
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Go, team!
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- Principal Burr!
- Burr!
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You got it, Principal Burr.
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Lake Arrowhead, here we come!
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Burr! Burr! Burr!
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Kids need the strongest leader.
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Turbo isn't that anymore.
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Hm.
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No, no, no, no, no, no! I...
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I can't make a plan.
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I'm not a leader! I'm just...
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I'm just Josh!
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I'll be your friend!
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No!
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- I love you!
- Aww!
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What's your name?
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Guys, look!
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Sorry! Sorry!
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Thought it was cute.
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My bad. Too soon.
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I wanna apologize for running away.
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We came back to help you fight.
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And...
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we're not the only ones.
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Do you have a plan, Josh?
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Well, fuck you, loser!
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Oh, shit! My sword!
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Those are just kids out there.
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The only way we're gonna find answers
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and survive is if we stay together!
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- He's kicking us out?
- I'm sorry!
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Don't be a savage! You're above that!
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Your skills, Angelica's brains,
my swords?
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Ain't nothing we can't do together!
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- Sam, where are you?
- I can't see! I'm bleeding!
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Let's save the world!
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All right!
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Let's hop in!
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Come on!
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Hi! What the shit?
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I'm relatively confident
this is gonna end well.
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Fighting Baron Triumph
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with the surviving members
of the JV marching band?
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Come on, they don't have
to be any good, just loud!
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Yeah, see?
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Yeah, there we go!
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Yes, that makes total sense. Thank you.
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Okay! Louder!
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- Fuck! Josh!
- Yes!
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- Over here, man!
- Dude! There you go!
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This is literally Chinese to me!
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- Keep it up! Whoa!
- Yeah!
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Hey, Josh!
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Josh?
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Fall in!
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Desperta ferro!
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Guys. Guys, come on.
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Desperta ferro!
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Awaken the iron!
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It's Catalan, a medieval war cry?
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Desperta ferro!
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No?
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What about...
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hike!
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Go, you jackasses.
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- Is this your plan?
- We need an army to fight the Jocks.
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I got us an army.
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Come on!
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Die, you fucker!
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Angelica!
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You came for me!
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- Come on, we have to go.
- We can't! The nuke is armed!
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Get out there! Get out there!
Don't let anybody in!
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Go! Go, go, go. Go!
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Out. Get out!
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Let's go! Come on, let's go!
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Fuck!
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Mm-hmm.
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The instruction manual
is in Mandarin.
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Do you see anything
that says "ramjet to turbo fan"
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or "anti-material pathogen"?
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Okay. This says um...
"Made in Russia."
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This says, "Biological Agent."
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So, Russia and China teamed up
to make America the Ghoulie fool?
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No, it's the same all around the world.
We don't know who did what.
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No! We know it's the adults' fault!
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I mean, listen to them!
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I wanna get solar panels,
but I'mma wait until the price drops.
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I have to stay under my mileage
for the lease!
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It's dark out. No one will see if I don't
pick up the dog's poop.
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Adults had one stupid job:
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to teach us how to be good people.
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But adults are
the most selfish assholes of all!
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And the worst part is
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we don't get our chance to grow up
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and fuck up the world ourselves!
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Fuck you!
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Hey... Okay. Then, we'll just unfuck it.
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Angelica, you are a Mensa-level genius
with flexible morality.
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And I need you.
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Okay?
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I need help.
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There's a biological weapon
on this nuke!
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I don't know what it is.
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Ms. Crumble does.
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I need her.
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Well, where is she?
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In there. With the other kids.
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I'm gonna get them out.
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Josh! Get Ms. Crumble quick!
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Triumph is gonna kill you!
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He's my responsibility!
I let him out of the cage!
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Angelica needs Ms. Crumble!
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If you can't get her, we're all gonna die!
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Shit.
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Hyah!
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Get him, Crumble!
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- Crumble! We need your help!
- Stop! Stop, stop! Stop!
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We got the wrong asshole.
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This is just Josh.
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- Josh Wheeler?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Present.
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Sam. Sam, I want you to know something.
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I thought your viral video was just...
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It was just fucking awful.
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Such a thirst trap.
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A very obvious cry for attention.
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You have some very serious
emotional problems.
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Josh?
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Come on, come on!
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Get up! We know you can't be stabbed!
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I saw you, remember?
The whole axe thing?
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Ah... Aw, come on!
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I wanted you to be all confident.
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Teenage lovers reunited
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after banishing the monster.
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You walk off together,
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then slowly, I get up behind you
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and say something like...
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"Where's your hall pass, kids?"
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That's kinda lame.
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Well, it's a work in progress.
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Why'd you stab me
if you knew I wasn't gonna die?
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It wasn't the sword
that was meant to kill you.
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It's what's on it.
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Peanut butter?
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Extra crunchy.
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How did you know that I have an allergy?
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You told me so yourself.
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This is a nut-free campus.
I'm sorry that I wasn't clear about that.
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Nothing you ever did was about us.
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It was always all about you.
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Remember: serious allergies
don't only affect your fellow students,
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but staff as well.
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You never know who might be susceptible.
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But the Hoyle-Some Cereal Factory
is nut-free.
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That's why you holed up in here.
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I really...
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I really wanted to help.
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I was... I was trying
to prevent you...
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from experiencing the pain...
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that's to come.
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Whoa!
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Fuck...
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Ooh!
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Ew!
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Ooh! Easy! Easy, boy! Easy, boy!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Easy. Easy, easy.
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What the fuck is that?
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You're so busy fighting each other,
273
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you haven't seen the real threat coming.
274
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Right, Ms. Crumble?
275
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I want to help kids,
276
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not eat them.
277
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You're all alone, Principal Burr.
278
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Hey, Josh...
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fuck you.
280
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That's why you don't fuck
with those nut allergies!
281
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- I got this one!
- Yeah!
282
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
283
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,277
- Hey, guys!
- Hi, Sam!
284
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,831
- Nice jacket!
- Thank you, Michael!
285
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,410
Okay, so, if we could all just... relax.
286
00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:13,294
Principal Burr is dead.
287
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,336
- But we need to get Ms. Crumble here...
- Hi!
288
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,459
Up there to disarm that nuke...
289
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and save everyone.
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Good?
291
00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:24,839
You got it, Sam!
292
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Thank you! Cooperative!
293
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It's a plasmid that transmits DNA
and resequences genes.
294
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- Okay. Crazy talk or teacher talk?
- This is for reals!
295
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,316
The plasmid
and the radiation made Ghoulies.
296
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This missile... made me me.
297
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,031
- Disable the nuke.
- I can't!
298
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:50,366
I've been trying, but the bioweapon
and the nuke are coupled.
299
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If I deactivate one,
the other will explode.
300
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:58,211
The way of the samurai is death,
but I'm still finna get my Emily Blunt on
301
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before I kiss the infinite.
302
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:00,633
What? No!
303
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Put that out!
304
00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:04,011
We're on a rocket!
305
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We're on a rocket.
306
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We're on a phallic symbol
307
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filled with fuel, designed by men
who wanted to fuck the world!
308
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,610
I got it! Just move. I got it!
309
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:20,523
Okay.
310
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,071
- We can fire the missile!
- Yeah!
311
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,735
Yeah! We can fire it!
312
00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:31,043
And with the fuel left,
it can reach the mesosphere.
313
00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:33,698
And hopefully, we'll be fine!
314
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,124
- Okay. Do it!
- But...
315
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,918
But what?
316
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It can only be launched manually...
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from right here.
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I'll do it.
319
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,019
What? No, you'll die!
320
00:39:57,103 --> 00:40:01,023
You'll be incinerated in 5,000 degrees
of liquid hydrogen hell.
321
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,977
Silly, I will turn myself into a mist.
322
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,358
Huh? Huh?
323
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,580
No! You can't do that!
You're not able to! Okay?
324
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,229
Come on. We have to go
and find shelter before it goes off.
325
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,050
Come on.
326
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,094
Come on.
327
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,138
Come on.
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00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,349
Go.
329
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,394
Angelica!
330
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:45,404
No! I'm not leaving you here!
I'm staying with you!
331
00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:50,447
I won't! I won't!
332
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,504
- It's gonna be okay.
- No, I won't! No!
333
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,353
Let's go!
334
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:21,895
Get to the trucks!
335
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:32,525
I'm sorry.
336
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:41,369
What are we looking at?
337
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,540
Hey, whoa! Hey!
338
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,624
Okay.
339
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,075
I told you.
340
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,336
What are you?
341
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:56,382
I don't know.
342
00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:00,392
But aren't we gonna have fun
figuring it out together?
343
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,348
Yeah!
344
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,436
Stop playing. Go get her, man.
345
00:44:16,528 --> 00:44:17,738
Yeah. Okay.
346
00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:19,781
Sam!
347
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:21,486
- Sam!
- Hey!
348
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,405
- We did it!
- We did it!
349
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,995
We're alive!
350
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,590
Hey, let's go to the mall.
351
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,260
Yeah, I got a spot for us
in the furniture store.
352
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,799
It looks like a craftsman home
in Montrose.
353
00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:41,014
It can be our little "Happily Ever After."
354
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:45,765
No.
355
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:49,477
No?
356
00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,148
Yeah, no.
357
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:53,606
But I love you.
358
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,650
No, you don't!
359
00:44:56,735 --> 00:45:00,695
You love this antiquated notion
that I'm a damsel needing to be rescued,
360
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,951
but... that's not my story.
361
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,492
But you left me a note to find you.
362
00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:08,747
Six months in the apocalypse,
and you haven't changed a bit.
363
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,581
Still so very earnest.
364
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:11,826
I fought and struggled,
365
00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,037
and I even lost a finger
to try to get to you!
366
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:16,088
And yet you still don't know me!
367
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,474
I mean, I hate craftsman homes!
368
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:23,099
Okay. What about a mid-century modern?
369
00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:26,848
I'll always be thankful to you, Josh.
370
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:29,562
When you posted that video,
you showed me who I could be.
371
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,443
And who are you?
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00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:36,816
I'm Sam Dean.
373
00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:46,543
This is my life now.
374
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:50,661
These are my people,
and they need a leader.
375
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,250
They need me.
376
00:45:56,837 --> 00:46:00,167
The apocalypse wasn't the best thing
to happen to you, Josh.
377
00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:08,184
It was the best thing to happen to me.
378
00:46:15,814 --> 00:46:16,814
Follow me.
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00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,726
Hoo, hoo, ha!