[drumroll and cymbal crash]
- [coos and giggles]
[upbeat music]
- [chuckling]
- [groaning fretfully]
♪ ♪
[frog ribbits]
[both laughing]
♪ ♪
[car horn honks]
- [yowls] - Ta-da!
- [wails] - [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Careful. Careful, Daddy.
Careful!
What's that?
- It's just a smudge. And it's gone now, see?
Remember, Princess, what you drive isn't who you are.
- I know you didn't mean that, Daddy.
[grunts] Keys, please!
[chuckles]
[music playing on car stereo]
[horn honks]
- Have a fun time. Be safe!
- Ha! We did it, guys!
We builded our Reptar TownCity!
- Explorer and a ballerina,
so she needs a sparkly tutu waterproof spacesuit
for her scuba dance recital!
- Slow down in the house, sweetie!
The babies are playing here.
- Okay, Aunt Didi!
Of course, today!
I'm driving her to the underwater space station
right now!
Some people don't understand the art of dance.
- [yelps]
- Chuckie, watch where I'm driving!
- Hmm. - Oh, hey, Aunt Didi.
- Angelica, you have to be much more careful.
It's not safe to talk on your toy phone when you drive.
- No phone, no problem!
- [barks]
[all gasping]
- [groans softly]
- It was Spike's fault! - [groans softly]
[dramatic music]
- Sweetie, we have something important to tell you.
- Remember, simple and clear.
- When, in the course of human events,
it becomes necessary
for one's driving privileges to be suspended--
- Huh? - Angelica.
We're taking your car away. For now.
[all gasp]
- What? You're taking my car?
You can't take my car!
I'm calling my mommy and daddy! And my lawyer!
- We already talked to your mommy and daddy
and we all agreed.
You need to learn to be a safer driver. Keys, please.
- [wails]
- ♪ Dee, doo, diddle-dy doo ♪
- Grandpa! The growed ups are taking my car!
- No wheels? Aww, that's not fair.
- Pop.
Don't you have a belt-weaving class at the senior center?
[phone chimes] Oh!
And I need to set up for my live-streaming vlog.
Stu, you can take care of the car
like we talked about, right?
- Uh, hey, Pops, you wanna help?
- I would, son, but you know the senior center.
If you're late all the good belt buckles are taken.
Not pretty. Hang in there, Sunshine.
♪ Da, doot, da, ditty, da, da, da ♪
♪ ♪
- Sorry about your car, Angelica.
- Ugh. It's not fair.
So I almost on accident hit a couple of you babies
and knocked over your block city.
She coulda given me a warning! Or lots of warnings!
- What's a warming?
- I dunno,
but if Angelica wants one, it must have chocolate.
- But you know what the worstest part is?
If it can happen to me, it could happen to you.
- What are you talking about, Angelica?
- You of all babies should know, Susie!
The bigger you get, the more growed-ups take things!
- Wait a minute.
Once the growed ups took away a giant stripey lollipop
for no real reason! And I only licked a half of it!
- That's what I'm trying to tell you. [screams]
My--my--my--my poor car!
Sitting out there alone.
Babies, this is bad.
- Live stream. Here we go!
- Hello! I'm Didi.
Welcome to the first episode of "Didi Does It."
Today, I'll be showing you
how to make a unique, fiber-wall hanging.
- Aw, Deed, you gotta try this pastrami sandwich.
It's from the best deli.
- And here's my best friend, Betty!
Betty, did you come by to help me on my live stream?
Which is currently happening?
- Oh! Uhhh, yeah. Sure. Let's go with that.
- Excellent! Ha! Let's gather materials!
- Cynthia, we can do this.
Maybe it's all right not to have a car for a little while.
We'll just learn to walk places again.
- Walking's not so bad, Angelica.
And when you get tired, you can always crawl!
- Yeah, we don't have cars.
- And we're happy.
- You're just like us now!
- I'm just like you now?
But I'm not a baby!
I have my own car! I can't go backwards.
What's next? Sleeping in a crib?
[sighs]
- No! Angelica, I never thought I'd say this
but we're gonna help you!
You will drive again. Come on!
- Making a calming art piece that invokes the beach
can help us unwind and relax.
- How about the wrapper from my sandwich?
'Cause nothing says beach like a good sandwich.
All natural. Kid friendly.
- [chuckles nervously] - Eh?
- Art is open to interpretation.
- Mm? - Somewhat.
- What do you think? It's your new Reptar wagon-car!
- It's almost a real car. How bad can it be?
[all straining]
Hey, babies! Can't this thing go any faster?
I need to feel the wind blowing in my hair!
[all straining]
- Ugh.
♪ ♪
Stop the car!
[all grunt]
- Susie, listen.
What if someone gave you a different,
not-as-yummy lollipop as the one the growed ups took?
But you got a chance
to go see your old, stripey lollipop again?
Even just for a minute. What would you do?
- Uh, I'd go see it?
- I knew you'd understand!
I just wanna go look at my real car, one more time.
Come with me!
- I guess just looking is allowed.
- I know I'm not a-pposed to drive it,
but I can touch it. Right?
- Well, I guess that won't hurt.
- Ohh. And I can sit in it!
- Uh, maybe that's not a good idea.
- [sniffs deeply]
I just want some o' that Cynthia Car smell.
- Angelica,
you're not thinking what I think you're thinking!
- The keys were just sitting there, like they were waiting
for me, saying, "Drive, Angelica! Drive!"
- Angelica!
♪ ♪
Where are we going?
- Who cares? I got my car back!
- Whoa!
- There she goes again!
- Watch out for--
Jerome the gnome.
- You said I should drive again, right?
Well here I am! - Not like this!
You're gonna get in trouble with the growed ups!
They might take your car away for good!
- Let 'em try! I'm never going back to the no-car life!
- Oh!
- Why's she driving round in circles?
- Hm, I dunno. My daddy says left turns are hard.
- Hang on!
♪ ♪
[cackles]
Finster's yard is wide, open spaces!
We're never going back to Tommy's yard!
♪ ♪
- Ha, ha, sure!
We can drive here all day and all night!
♪ ♪
- Susie, get real. We hafta go back sometime.
To eat. And change Cynthia's outfit.
And brush her horse's mane and tail.
- Right. But if you do go back,
the growed-ups will take your car.
So you might have to forget all of that.
- Well, Cynthia and her horse will be fine.
But I might get hungry!
- Chuckie keeps some carrot sticks under a bucket.
- Bucket snacks? Forget it! We'll get some food at Tommy's.
Then we'll hit the road.
♪ ♪
- How come Angelica's the one driving,
and I'm the one getting carsick?
♪ ♪
- Fluid, no barriers. I like it.
- [gasps] Pop! That was hours of work!
And-- [clears throat]
Well, we tried and that's a success in itself.
Bravo to all of us! Bye-bye! For now.
[tires squealing]
Angelica! You were driving?
- I'm stuck!
- This is a good time for Angelica
to learn an organic lesson
about the consequences of her actions.
- What does that mean? - Err, um.
- You're stuck.
- But what about my car?
- Maybe if you showed the growed ups
you can drive safer and slower, they'll let you drive again.
- Aunt Didi, Uncle Stu! I just had a great idea!
Maybe I could show you that I can drive safer and slower!
What was the rest of it? - You're on your own.
- And then maybe you could let me drive again!
[adults chuckle]
- Now between the cones. Slower.
Watch the gnome. And around Spike. Good!
[upbeat music]
- [grunts] - [panting]
- Angelica, it is a truth universally acknowledged
that a safe driver is--
- What Uncle Stu means is we're proud of you
for learning your lesson. You can have your car back.
- Yay!
♪ ♪
[chuckles] I learned my lesson all right.
Never let 'em catch me. We're on our way!
Don't start the underwater scuba ballet recital
without me and Cynthia!
[screams]
[suspenseful music]
Not my car!
[all giggling]
[upbeat music]
- Aw, just once, I wish all the bottles would fall down.
- Hold onto your dreams, Chuckie.
[doorbell ringing]
- Hi, Uncle Stu!
- Hey, bro. Where's your better half?
- Oh, Deed went to CheapCo with Betty
to stock up on household stuff.
- Like Neanderthals?
Why not stay home and order whatever you want from Duffy?
[Duffy chimes] - You rang?
- That reminds me.
I saw this cool, new toy online.
Gotta get it!
Duffy? I want to place an order.
- Of course. What would you like?
- Please send me a set of Sonic Nirvana Wireless Ultra
Noise-Cancelling Headphones.
- On the double, Mr. P.
- You're the best, Duffy!
- Oh, man. I thought I raised you boys better.
"Duffy, I want this. Duffy, send me that."
- I'm sorry. I don't understand.
- I wasn't talking to you.
It's all this vulgar consumerism.
Do we really need more toys? More clothes? More stuff?
- Sorry, Pop, you've lost me.
[doorbell rings]
- Delivery for Stu Pickles.
From our warehouse floor to your household door in minutes!
Whoa!
- [gasps] Daddy!
Uncle Stu just took the box from the man without paying!
He's a thief!
- Oh, they have our credit cards on file, Muffin.
You just ask, and poof, you got it!
Just like that genie in that movie, remember?
[phone buzzing]
- Stu, Chas.
Big news! The GigundoVision flat-screen
I ordered from Duffy just arrived!
But I could use a little help
connecting it to my Galactic Vision FunStation 25.
And also getting the foam peanuts off my sweater vest.
You know those things give me the creeps.
- Sure, buddy. Be right over!
- Chas got a GigundoVision?
I gotta see which model so I can get a better one.
Dad, you can watch the kids, right?
- Always happy to watch the sprouts.
- Great! C'mon, bro.
We can try out my awesome new headphones later.
[rock music playing] Oh! Mmm.
♪ [humming] ♪
♪ ♪
Ha! ♪ [humming] ♪
- Duffy genie? I want a new toy, too!
- How can I help?
- Um, can you send me Cynthia's Hawaiian Holiday Beach Hut?
- What fun! Confirmed.
- Wait! I want more.
Cynthia's Nail & Waxing Salon
and Princess Cynthia of Romania's Royal Palace!
- Right-o.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Nothing's happening.
- I thought the genie was magicals. Huh.
[doorbell rings]
- Delivery for Stu Pickles!
From our warehouse floor to your household door in minutes!
Uh--
- [chuckles] - Wow!
- That genie really is magical!
- Increbible!
- Let's get stuffs, too!
- Back off! He's my magical genie!
You want to play, play with these.
- C'mon, you guys.
Let's go finds our own magical genies!
♪ ♪
- Wow! This is amazing!
I'm not getting carsick, I'm not a'scared of heights
up here, and no birds are pooping on me!
[all shout]
- I said you dumb babies can play with those old boxes,
not these bubbles! They're mine!
Duffy genie, I'm bored. I want more toys.
- No, really? Well then, your wish is my command!
- Ha! You really get me. Let's see.
I want Cynthia's Dream Rugged SUV,
Cynthia's Martian Space Base,
and a "USS Cynthia" Aircraft Carrier!
- Confirmed.
- How long does it take a dumb genie
to send over all my important-- [doorbell rings]
Toys! Yay!
- From our warehouse floor to your--oh.
It's you again, little kid.
Uh, s'cuse me, mister. Is everything okay in here?
- Oh! It's better than okay. It's fantastic! Bye now!
♪ [humming] ♪
♪ ♪
- [gasps]
- I wonder where the genie keeps all this stuff?
- A big closet?
- Nah, I saw it on TV. A magical cave of fun stuff.
- Then what are we waiting for?
♪ ♪
all: Spike! [all grunt]
- Ah! It's the Magical Cave of Fun Stuffs!
- Say the magic words, my young friends,
to come inside my cave of stuff.
- Wait! A'fore, Angelica said the genie's name, 'member?
[clears throat] Open Fluffy!
[crickets chirping] [horse neighs]
- No, open Snuffy! - Scruffy!
- Open Eggface!
- That's not even close.
- Duffy! Open Duffy!
[Duffy chimes]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[all grunt]
- I changed my mind. Hmph!
- It's not fair.
- You're right, Susie.
We deserve to have a genie just as much as Angelica.
And I think I know just what to do.
Bring it in, babies.
- When we're done being evil, let's go to the beach!
- Hi, Angelica! Whatcha doin'?
- Ugh. Who me? Not much.
But evil mad scientist Dr. Cynthiastein
is making scary monsters that eat dumb babies for lunch!
[laughs] - [laughs]
That's funny. [laughter]
- It sure is.
- It's not funny! It's very, very funny!
[laughs]
That's 'cause I'm the funniest person on Earth!
[laughter]
- Okay, well, that's all. Buh-bye.
- Why do I waste my funny on babies?
- Uh, Mr. Duffy genie sir? Uh, please send us some toys!
- I'm sorry. I don't understand.
- We want some wishes, too! - Still not getting it.
[overlapping chatter]
- ♪ [humming] ♪
They look occupied. Oh, yeah!
- Hey, where'd my Duffy genie go?
[dramatic notes]
Ugh!
- Wish for peas on earth.
Genies like it when you do that.
- You're thinking of Santa Claus.
- You babies stolded him from me?
[all gasp]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Duffy, I wants more stuff!
[laughs]
- Take it. Take it all!
- [whinnies] - My horse!
- Open, Duffy! [Duffy chimes]
♪ ♪
- Look! The genie!
- C'mon, you guys!
♪ ♪
- Not so fast!
You'll never get this genie. He's all mine now!
And I'm the most powderful sorceress in the universe!
[cackles] - [whinnies]
- Oh, yeah?
Well, we're not a'scared of you,
even if you are a powderful scorceress!
'Cause all babies are borned equal!
And no baby is more important than the other!
And y'know what else? We don't care anymore!
'Cause--oh, 'cause we don't need a magicals genie.
So you can keep him and we'll just--
- That's all right. Pop's been watching them.
- Hi, kids! We're home!
[all gasp]
- [snorts]
- Tommy! - Pops!
- Princess?
♪ ♪
- When did you get all this stuff?
- [whinnies] [shutter clicks]
- Stu, Drew, can you please tell me what's going on?
- [whinnies]
- Uh. - I just got here.
- Angelica?
- Um, um, it was the babies!
I told them not to order all this junky stuff!
[babies babbling]
- Um, I mean, it was Grandpa.
He talked to that glow-y thing and ordered all this stuff!
- You were right, kiddo!
These headphones are incredible!
- Pop, did you order all these toys?
- Uh, let's not forget the miniature horse.
You can all see the horse, right?
- [whinnies]
- Maybe? I could've ordered it and not even known.
This is why you can't trust technology.
That Duffy gizmo is always listening to us.
- Duffy. [Duffy chimes]
Replay everything you heard in the last two hours.
- And I also want a Penelope Pudding-Head playset,
and a Cynthia's Pretty Prancing Ponies Carousel
and five Cray Cray Caterpillar action figures and--
- Duffy, stop. Angelica, you're grounded!
And all these toys are going straight to charity!
- Please, Daddy? Can I keep one toy?
Just one little itty, bitty toy?
- Well, okay, Princess.
- The mini horse! - [whinnies]
- Huh? No.
- No fair!
Why's that kid Charity get all my good stuff?
- Don't worry, Stu. I'll pay for everything.
Duffy, how much did all of this cost?
- Quick tally.
The grand total came to--
- [screams]