1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:03,220 [drumroll] 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:06,657 [bright music] 3 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,485 [vacuum whirs] 4 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:09,533 - [giggling] 5 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:12,838 - [whimpering] 6 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:15,925 [screams] 7 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,186 - Whoa! [frog ribbiting] 8 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:22,019 [both giggling] 9 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:26,679 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,245 [horn honks] 11 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,462 [cat groans] 12 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,251 - Ta-da! 13 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,415 - Whoa! - [giggles] 14 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,861 - [yelling] 15 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:38,128 - Aww. 16 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:44,522 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:54,527 - [sniffing] 18 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:56,189 - Come on, Spike. Fetch. 19 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,193 - [barks] - [grunts] 20 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,355 - [laughs] Can't catch me. 21 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,581 - [laughs] Come and get it. 22 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,851 - Good doggy. - [barks] 23 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:08,724 - [laughing] 24 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:11,107 - Thanks for all the kisses, Spike. 25 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:13,641 - Sometimes I wish I had a bestest doggy friend 26 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,245 like Spike. 27 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:17,686 - I can be your doggy, Chuckie. - Me too. 28 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,253 - Me too too. 29 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,430 But I gotta warn you, I'm a drooler. 30 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:24,206 - I'll be a Susie-huahua doggy. 31 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,131 [all imitating dogs] 32 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:27,956 [laughter] 33 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,704 - Oh, that tickles. 34 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:33,476 - Okay, okay, that's one tongue three many. 35 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:37,141 [laughs] 36 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:39,267 - Aww, sweet. 37 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,320 Kids and dogs go together like coffee and cream. 38 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:45,106 - Nuts and bolts. - Bermuda shorts and chafing. 39 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,542 - And look how happy Chuckie is. 40 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,278 Every kid should have a pet, don't you think? 41 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:49,979 - [laughing] Absolutely. 42 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:52,676 Unless, of course, they're allergic to dog hair like me. 43 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:55,994 - Remember when we were kids? I mean, I had my dog Mookie. 44 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,862 But all you ever had was Goldilocks. 45 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:01,033 - Oh, Goldilocks, my goldfish. I loved that girl. 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,731 At least I think she was a girl. 47 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,248 It's hard to tell with fish. 48 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:05,301 We had some real nice words 49 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:07,686 about her or him before we flushed. 50 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:09,739 But it's okay about not having a dog. 51 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:12,475 I've learned to accept what I can't control. 52 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,347 - But what if you could control it? 53 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:15,868 Gotta go. 54 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:19,141 - But Stu, it takes three to plant rhubarb. 55 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,884 - [mumbling] Yes! 56 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:24,187 [tools whirring] [possum screeches] 57 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:27,634 [upbeat music] 58 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,542 [laughter] - [barks] 59 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:34,847 ♪ ♪ 60 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,977 - All right, buddy, you ready for your big surprise? 61 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,589 - Is it barbecue chips? 62 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,420 Your fingers smell like barbecue chips. 63 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:41,418 - Oh, yeah, I ate a bunch of chips 64 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:42,679 and didn't wash my hands. 65 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:44,641 But now for the real surprise. Ta-da! 66 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,729 - Wow. - Meet Rusty. 67 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,818 I've invented the perfect pet for you and Chuckie, 68 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,207 a robot dog. 69 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,950 He's completely hypoallergenic, 70 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,871 and he won't go belly up after three days. 71 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:56,176 - Listen, it's not that I don't appreciate your thoughtfulness. 72 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,833 I'm just not a dog guy. 73 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,736 - You're not a dog guy 'cause you've never had one. 74 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,401 Now Chuckie will have that chance. 75 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:04,095 - But Stu, it looks so complicated. 76 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,274 - No, I made it easy. 77 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:06,579 Here's his remote control. Watch. 78 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:09,153 - Woof. Bark. Woof. 79 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,802 I have to go potty now. - Deal breaker. 80 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,797 I have enough potty issues with Chuckie. 81 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:16,589 - Got you covered, Chas. It's not poop that comes out. 82 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,724 It's jelly beans. 83 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,717 Eh? Eh? 84 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,939 And I've programmed him with all the classic dog modes. 85 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:26,818 Protection. Playtime. Doggy tricks. 86 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:30,782 - Woof. Bark. Woof. - And affection. 87 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:33,432 It'll be the full pet owner experience 88 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,037 without the expensive vet bills. 89 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,867 - I guess we could see if Chuckie likes him. 90 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,165 - Pleasure to meet you. 91 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,351 - Do you think we could dial down 92 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,996 the affection mode just a smidge? 93 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:47,576 - [barks] [possum chitters] 94 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,882 - Hey, little champ. How're you doing? 95 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:52,278 Tommy's daddy has a surprise for you. 96 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:55,372 - [yawns] 97 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,367 [screams] 98 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:00,195 - Bark. Woof. Bark. 99 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,683 - It's okay. It's okay. 100 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:05,073 This is Rusty, your new dog. He won't hurt you. 101 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,247 Will he, Stu? 102 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,163 - 'Course not. He's a good doggy. 103 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,988 Aren't you, Rusty? 104 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:12,375 You two are gonna love playing together. 105 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:15,519 - Pet me more. 106 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,653 - Okay, Rusty, you stay here. 107 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:21,165 I'm gonna go play over there. 108 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,741 Stop following me. Agh! 109 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,829 - Pet me more. - Um, okay, 110 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:30,789 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Thank you. 111 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:33,749 - [laughs] You'll never find me, Rusty. 112 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,708 [giggles] 113 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,187 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Ready or not, here I come. 114 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,448 [beeps] 115 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:41,801 Ha. Ha. Ha. - [screams] 116 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:42,590 [laughs] 117 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:46,293 And fetch! 118 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:47,773 [grunts] 119 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:50,812 [laughs] 120 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,419 - Woof. Bark. Woof-woof bark. 121 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:55,819 [rapid barking] 122 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,564 - Roll over. 123 00:04:57,645 --> 00:05:00,205 And roll, and roll, and roll... 124 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,130 - You know what, Stu, 125 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:04,044 when you're right, you're right, 126 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,739 except for that time you convinced me 127 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:06,777 to buy a cowboy hat. 128 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:08,221 [horse neighs] 129 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,438 [quirky music] 130 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:11,567 - Look, guys. 131 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:13,269 I gots a doggy now too. 132 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,746 His name is Rusty. 133 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:15,916 - Woof. Bark. Woof. 134 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:17,751 - Awesome. - Whoa! 135 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,579 - That's the amazingest doggy I ever seen. 136 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:24,368 - Is that dog from outer space? - That's a doggy? 137 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,464 He's kind of shiny. 138 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,203 And clanky. [metal clanking] 139 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:30,334 - Lick. Lick. Lick. - [laughs] 140 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,457 - Rusty's a really good boy. 141 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:36,599 - Woof. Bark. Woof. I have to go potty now. 142 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:38,124 - [barks] 143 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,817 [sniffs] [growls] 144 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,654 [all screaming] - It's okay. 145 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,952 They're just jelly beans. 146 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,779 [both giggling] 147 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:49,518 - [cheering] - [chewing] 148 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:52,444 - Aw. Sweet dreams, pal. 149 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,661 - [whimpering] 150 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:01,098 [suspenseful music] 151 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,316 [whimpering] 152 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:06,796 [bass-heavy music] 153 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,458 [muffler bangs] 154 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,982 [alarm blaring] 155 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,065 [dogs barking] 156 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:13,244 - What? 157 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,419 [screams] 158 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,384 [screams] 159 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,383 The remote. Where's the remote? 160 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,155 Stu! 161 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,209 - Uh-oh. Be right there. 162 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:25,254 [alarm blaring] [dogs barking] 163 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:28,255 [keypad beeps] [alarm stops] 164 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,264 There. That should do it. Good as new again. 165 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:32,996 - Hey Stu, I don't think this is working out. 166 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:35,528 Chuckie could develop a fear of all things metal. 167 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,092 And what would that look like? 168 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,089 He might never wear braces. 169 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,971 Or make toast. 170 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,192 - I'll just recalibrate Rusty to be more helpful. 171 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,102 Everything will be fine. 172 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,617 Nice PJs. 173 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:50,242 [laughter] 174 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,852 - Boing boing! 175 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:54,373 - Hey, Chuckie. Where's Rusty? 176 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,807 - [whispering] Shh. I sneaked away from him. 177 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,164 - How come? 178 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,773 - He's been acting all weird and scary. 179 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,465 Your daddy said he fixed him and made him helper-a-ful, 180 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:04,953 but--oh, shh. 181 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:08,433 Here he comes. [jets whooshing] 182 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:13,303 - [grunts] 183 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:15,609 Oh, well, he doesn't look scary now. 184 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,736 Come on, let's play bouncy ball. 185 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,738 - Well, all right. 186 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:24,176 [laughter] 187 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,706 - Hey. 188 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:34,801 That's no fair. 189 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,929 - Yeah, we want a turn too. 190 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,241 - Rusty's wrecking the game. 191 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:42,158 - Rusty, you're not 'apposed to keep pushing the ball to me. 192 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:44,464 We're-- [babbling] 193 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,681 [beeping] 194 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:50,174 [bird squawks] 195 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,912 [satellite beeping] 196 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,434 - Bye, bouncy ball. 197 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,867 - You never miss 'em till they're gone. 198 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,264 - Sorry, guys. 199 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:00,307 Guess we'll have to play something else. 200 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,482 - I know. Reptar Attack. 201 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,699 [growling] - [laughs] 202 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,787 - [gasps] 203 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,318 - No, Rusty. Quit helping me. 204 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:13,322 No, I don't want it. 205 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:17,405 - [grunting] 206 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,927 [tense music] 207 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:22,330 [all grunting] 208 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,904 ♪ ♪ 209 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,812 [all groan] 210 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:30,547 - Aw, Reptar's all yucky now. 211 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,420 - I can live with it. 212 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,082 - This is terrible! 213 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,035 Rusty won't let Chuckie have fun with us anymore. 214 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,605 - No, I can still have fun. I just--aah! 215 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,003 - Woof. Bark. Woof. 216 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:43,605 Time to go home. - [screaming] 217 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,737 - I had a feeling it would end like this. 218 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,747 - There's Tommy and Susie 219 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,623 and Phil and Lil. 220 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:55,706 Oh, remember when we used to be so happy? 221 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,186 They'd all splash and play in mud 222 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,626 and I'd watch from a safe distance across the yard. 223 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,665 Oh, those were the days... 224 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,240 [babbling] - Aww. 225 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,288 My sad little man. 226 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,903 It's that scary robot, isn't it? 227 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,285 Well, we're gonna give that jelly bean pooper right back 228 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:16,158 to Tommy's daddy right now, we are. 229 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:19,041 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Dog catcher. Dog catcher. 230 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:22,433 - Why would Stu program a dog catcher mode? 231 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:26,738 I'm just an oboe player! Second chair! 232 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,347 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Woof. 233 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,087 [piano keys clanging] - [screams] 234 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,788 How do I keep losing the remote? 235 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,526 [screams] - Woof. Bark. Woof. 236 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,307 [suspenseful music] 237 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:39,321 Woof. Bark. Woof. 238 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,324 Woof. Bark. Woof. 239 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,316 Woof. Bark. Woof. 240 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,318 ♪ ♪ 241 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,890 - Agh! 242 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:50,848 [screams] [gasps] 243 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:51,808 [menacing tone] 244 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,195 [gasping] 245 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,469 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Intruder. - [screams] 246 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:59,122 - Help! We've gotta save my daddy! 247 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,117 - I got your backs, Chuckie. 248 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:05,559 A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do. 249 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:09,778 My trusty Studriver to the rescue! 250 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,399 [beeps] 251 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,014 [mechanical humming] 252 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:20,714 [jets whooshing] 253 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,756 - There it goes, 254 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,405 probably my most perfect imperfect invention. 255 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,980 - Oh, that's not true, honey. 256 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,768 You've had hundreds of them. 257 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,722 - Oh, my gosh! 258 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,861 I thought that soulless hunk of metal was gonna eat me! 259 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,384 - No worries. 260 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,987 I'll build a better one for you with no bugs. 261 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,298 - Stu, I don't want another Rusty. 262 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,865 - But Chas, Chuckie needs a pet. 263 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,653 - What I think Chas is saying is that he might want 264 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:56,739 a nice simple pet for Chuckie, like a hermit crab. 265 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,570 - Hermit crab? 266 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,228 I've heard they're a very quiet, sensitive species. 267 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,323 - I'm sorry. Sometimes I get carried away. 268 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,192 - [barks] 269 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,403 - [laughs] 270 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,361 Thanks, Spike. 271 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:11,710 Guess I don't need my own bestest doggy friend after all. 272 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,461 - That's right, Chuckie. 273 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,592 You got all your bestest friends right here. 274 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,846 - [barks] 275 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,340 - Phil, save some for later. - Sorry. Doody calls. 276 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:30,816 [bright music] 277 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,517 [exciting sci-fi music] 278 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:36,775 - [growling] 279 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:42,224 [roars] 280 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,400 - Reptar. 281 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,046 - In space. 282 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:50,361 - Wow. [both whining and grunting] 283 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,538 - I don't know what's wrong with these two. 284 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:54,153 They used to be my happy little Jordan and Pippen, 285 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,625 John and Paul, peanut butter and jelly. 286 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,106 Now they're more like... I don't know. 287 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,676 - Oh. 288 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:01,983 Peanut butter and onion? 289 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,549 - That's actually not a bad sandwich. 290 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,196 [upbeat music] 291 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:12,561 - Cynthia, here's your green nacho tea latte. 292 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,394 - Jonathan, what did you do to my green matcha latte? 293 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,523 It's unusually delicious today. 294 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,386 - [laughs] 295 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,777 Oh, just an extra sprinkle of-- 296 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,610 - Oh, who am I kidding? 297 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,829 There's nothing that can take away the stress 298 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:29,139 of this city council job. 299 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,396 What I need is a spa day. - Excellent idea. 300 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,229 I'll book you a spa appointment at once. 301 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:37,757 - I also need cucumber slices for my eyes and ice cold water. 302 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,544 - Now? But I am driving. 303 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,848 - Eh, you'll find a way. 304 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,724 - Did you hear that, Cynthia? 305 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:47,066 Mommy gets whatever she wants 'cause she's got a Jonathan. 306 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,550 [gasps] You're right! 307 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,160 I need a Jonathan too. 308 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,518 - [roars] 309 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,515 [lasers zapping] 310 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:06,827 [all gasp] - Get out of there, Reptar! 311 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,916 - Hi, Aunt Didi. Hi, Aunt Betty. 312 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,875 Mommy can't stay on account of she's skipping work 313 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,884 and having a spa day. 314 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,576 - Hmm. 315 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,583 - Can you believe it? 316 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:20,665 All of my meetings were canceled. 317 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,706 I would have invited you ladies, 318 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,502 but, well, then who would watch the children? 319 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:26,887 [laughs] 320 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,550 - You know what would be nice? 321 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,253 To have our own spa day right here. 322 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,992 - Count me in. - But--I already have-- 323 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,684 - I'll whip up some facials. 324 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,691 - But that's not-- 325 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,253 Jonathan! 326 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,690 - An afternoon off. Score! [laughs] 327 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,948 - All right. Let's get this going. 328 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:48,741 - [roaring] 329 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,398 [exciting sci-fi music] 330 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,442 ♪ ♪ 331 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,788 - Psst. Finster. Talk to me for a sec. 332 00:13:56,879 --> 00:14:00,139 - I-I-I don't want any trouble, Angelica. 333 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,750 - No trouble. I wanna play a new game. 334 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,762 It's called Be My Jonathan. 335 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,194 I made it up special for you and me. 336 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,981 I'd ask Tommy, but you know how he gets. 337 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,325 - Reptar, use your laser beams! 338 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,586 - I have been trying to be more adventurous lately. 339 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,199 - Good. 340 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,600 Now go get the frosted animal cookies 341 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,902 out of the bag Aunt Didi hides behind the Hanukkah stuff. 342 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,209 - Where's that? - In the pantry. 343 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,556 - But where? - The bottom shelf. 344 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,515 - How many cookies? - Only the pink ones. 345 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:26,433 - Okay. 346 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,557 [quirky music] 347 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,781 What's a pantry? 348 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,000 - Ugh! Chucky, you're bad at this. 349 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,999 - I tried to tell you that. 350 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,481 - You're fired! 351 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,921 - Shh. 352 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,837 - Oh, hello, Susie Carmichael. 353 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,232 Do you want to play Be my Jo-- 354 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,785 - Nope. Never. No way. 355 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,972 - Lil. 356 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,578 Move. I can't see. 357 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,018 - You move, Phil. This is my spot. 358 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,275 - [grunts] 359 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,889 - Excuse me, Phillip. 360 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,901 - You told me to move, Lillian. 361 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,864 - Here's a good spot, Phil. 362 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,162 - That's okay, Tommy. 363 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,988 I'm gonna go play blocks or something. 364 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,506 [grunting] 365 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,518 - Hello, Phil. 366 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,296 How'd you like to play a new game 367 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,570 called Be My Jonathan? 368 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:16,963 - Sounds boring. 369 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,266 I like trains. And mud. 370 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,443 - [sighs] My mistake. 371 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,449 It is kind of a hard game. 372 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,672 Maybe I should ask someone else, like Lil. 373 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:31,192 - Uh, no! Ask me. What do I have to do? 374 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,978 - You have to drive my Cynthia car 375 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,462 while I ride in the back and call you Jonathan. 376 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,943 - But you said if we ever touched your Cynthia car, 377 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,455 you'd tie us up with extra-long socks. 378 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,289 - Shh. 379 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,247 - [whispering] I say a lot of things. 380 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,124 Do you want to drive the car or not? 381 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,558 - Is Phil okay? - Don't know and don't care. 382 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,688 He's been in a bad mood for days. 383 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,130 Maybe even minutes. 384 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,788 Forget about him. Let's us play! 385 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,222 - [whining] Tommy. 386 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,530 - [roaring] 387 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,098 - Mush! Mush! 388 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,575 - [breathing heavily] 389 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:15,056 - Mush! Mush! 390 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,888 Good doggy. 391 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,366 Crabby Phil never let me mush that long. 392 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,767 - Water. Need water. 393 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,812 - [panting] 394 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,987 [upbeat music] 395 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,685 - Maybe it's the leftover guacamole on my face talking, 396 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,383 but I'm starting to feel better. 397 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:38,481 - Betty's been having some behavior issues with the twins. 398 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:41,352 - Well, we can't all be a perfect mother. 399 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,825 - Char, you're hysterical. 400 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,744 - [laughs] 401 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:47,219 Don't call me Char. 402 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,440 - Jonathan, I'm ready for my latte now. 403 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,750 [grunts] 404 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,356 [sighs] 405 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,148 [slurps] 406 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,412 [spits] Jonathan! 407 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,235 I said half apple, half cranberry! 408 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,812 - I'm gonna drive the car now! 409 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:04,632 [engine revs] 410 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,029 - Whoa! 411 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,983 - [laughs] 412 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,601 [upbeat pop music] 413 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:12,942 ♪ ♪ 414 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,772 [tires squeal] 415 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:20,299 ♪ ♪ 416 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,127 - Yuck. - [blows raspberry] 417 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,184 - Hmph. 418 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,272 [mischievous music] 419 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,312 Chuckie, if you're gonna be my new, 420 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,658 more fun, better Phil... 421 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,788 [chewing] 422 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,360 You're gonna have to try new foods with me. 423 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,798 - But I don't wants to eat dog food. 424 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,535 - I know it's not as good as fish food, 425 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,237 but it's way better than cat food. 426 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,252 - Mmm, mmm, mmm. 427 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,427 [gags, coughs] 428 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,173 Disgusting! [spits] 429 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,134 - [barks] 430 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,082 - [panting] 431 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,481 - No fair. 432 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,613 Me and Lil always try new foods together. 433 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:13,047 - Oh, Jonathan, it's time for my beauty treatment. 434 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,045 Did you bring my cucumber pieces and spa day stuff? 435 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,708 - Uh, I think so. Here. 436 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,063 [frog ribbits] 437 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,803 - [screaming] 438 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:24,755 - Here. 439 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,062 - [screams] 440 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,978 Not in my mouth! Not in my mouth! 441 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,673 - Crabby Phil loves frogs. 442 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,901 Oh, maybe I miss Crabby Phil, 443 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,852 a little. 444 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,810 - [whimpering] 445 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:38,809 Me too. 446 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,030 [ribbiting] 447 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,430 - Okay. 448 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:43,992 [bones cracking] - Ow! 449 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,129 - Well, I feel more relaxed. How about you, Char? 450 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,872 - To be clear, Betty, when I booked a spa day, 451 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,873 I just needed exfoliation and a little time to myself. 452 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,436 Is that too much to ask? 453 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,523 - Not at all. 454 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,401 Sometimes little things pile up, 455 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,403 like babies and bottles and bath toys 456 00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,695 and the constant struggle for identity 457 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,180 and an overly-judgy, soul-sapping, 458 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,970 social-media-obsessed world! 459 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,095 Oh, I don't know where that came from. 460 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,969 [sighs] - Whoa. Hmm. 461 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,410 [phone dialing] 462 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,537 - Jonathan, this homegrown spa day 463 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,759 is not what I needed. 464 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,549 Get back here with an excuse for me to go back to work 465 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,944 before I turn feral! 466 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,549 - [roaring] 467 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:25,769 [triumphant music] 468 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,080 ♪ ♪ 469 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,036 - Wow! Reptar was amazing this times. 470 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,125 Right, Chuckie? 471 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,213 Chuckie? 472 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,261 - Hey, where'd everybody go? 473 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,087 - Hey, Phil. Where's Lil? 474 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,178 - She's with Chuckie now. 475 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,527 [grunting] 476 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:48,008 And I'm a Jonathan. 477 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,619 - What's a Jonathan? 478 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,100 - It's a new game I'm playing with Angelica. 479 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,721 Oops, I hasta pick up Cynthia from her spa "appoinkment." 480 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,243 - Right. 481 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,846 So what's the fun part of the game? 482 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,767 - Oh, I get to drive the car around, 483 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:06,553 and...that's the only fun part. 484 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,990 - Wouldn't you rather play with us? 485 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,686 And Lil? 486 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:12,563 - Can't. I'm in too deep. 487 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,036 - Jonathan, what's taking so long?! 488 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,826 I wanna see Cynthia all glowy and relaxed! 489 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,442 - Gotta go. 490 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,702 Angelica says a Jonathan never rests. 491 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,825 Bye. 492 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,748 - You know who could get Phil out of this mess? 493 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,615 - [grunting] 494 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,447 Your turn next, Chuckie. 495 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,886 - We had a good run, you and me. 496 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,593 But I just want everything to go back to norman. 497 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,892 - Need your help, Lil. 498 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,017 - We wants to play with Phil, 499 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,680 but he's stuck playing a new game with Angelica. 500 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,986 - I do not know anyone named Phillip. 501 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,993 Go on. 502 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:54,505 - The only one who can get Phil out of trouble is you. 503 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:59,261 - It's true. I gets lots of practice. 504 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,555 - Jonathan, are you there? 505 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,701 - I'm here, Ms. Important City Lady. 506 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,565 - Good. 507 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,876 Now, are you sure you turned the knob three times? 508 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,183 This mist level feels like five. 509 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,790 - Sorry, Your Excellently. 510 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:17,321 - Oh, Phillip, Phillip, Phillip. 511 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,146 - Ooh, can you help him, Lil? 512 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,674 - I'm not sure anyone can help him. 513 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:25,278 - Nah, this is a peasy one. Watch. 514 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:28,031 [mischievous music] 515 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:28,902 ♪ ♪ 516 00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,113 [grunts] 517 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,331 [hose groaning] 518 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,901 - Jonathan, where's my mist? 519 00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,818 I can't wait around here all day! 520 00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:38,043 [yelling] 521 00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:39,862 [screams] 522 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,905 You're fired! 523 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:50,871 - [barking] [laughter] 524 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:53,751 - I really missed you today. 525 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,104 What were we fighting about anyway? 526 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,014 - I do not know. 527 00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,709 Got anymore of that doggie food? 528 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,146 - Thought you'd never ask. 529 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,414 [both laugh] 530 00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,812 [bright music] 531 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:17,514 ♪ ♪