1 00:00:02,057 --> 00:00:03,225 [drumroll] [cymbal crash] 2 00:00:03,291 --> 00:00:06,660 [lively music] 3 00:00:06,727 --> 00:00:08,162 [vacuum whirs] 4 00:00:08,229 --> 00:00:09,164 - [laughs] 5 00:00:09,231 --> 00:00:10,864 - [groaning] 6 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:12,401 - [laughing] 7 00:00:12,466 --> 00:00:13,534 - Whoa! 8 00:00:13,601 --> 00:00:15,537 * * 9 00:00:15,604 --> 00:00:16,537 - Whoa! 10 00:00:16,604 --> 00:00:18,240 [frog ribbiting] 11 00:00:18,307 --> 00:00:20,242 [both laughing] 12 00:00:20,309 --> 00:00:22,476 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 13 00:00:22,543 --> 00:00:26,548 * * 14 00:00:26,615 --> 00:00:27,981 [car horn honks] 15 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:29,417 - Mrowl! 16 00:00:29,484 --> 00:00:30,452 - Ta-da! 17 00:00:30,519 --> 00:00:31,553 [grunts] 18 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,121 - [giggles] 19 00:00:33,188 --> 00:00:35,090 - Whoa! Whoa! 20 00:00:35,157 --> 00:00:42,297 * * 21 00:00:48,869 --> 00:00:51,039 - [vocalizing] 22 00:00:54,908 --> 00:00:56,444 - This is Lil's first try 23 00:00:56,511 --> 00:00:59,047 at crossing the living room on blocks. 24 00:00:59,114 --> 00:01:02,049 - Will she make it? We're about to find out. 25 00:01:04,819 --> 00:01:08,156 - Whoa! Ta-da. 26 00:01:08,222 --> 00:01:11,659 - Her score? A perfectest 10. 27 00:01:13,627 --> 00:01:17,731 - Hey, hey. Ho, ho. All this fighting's gotta go. 28 00:01:17,798 --> 00:01:18,867 [laughs] 29 00:01:18,933 --> 00:01:20,368 How do you like that, sprouts? 30 00:01:20,435 --> 00:01:22,237 50 years of protests and rallies, 31 00:01:22,304 --> 00:01:23,772 and I'm still bringing my A-game 32 00:01:23,838 --> 00:01:28,942 to my favorite annual event-- the March for Peace. 33 00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:31,078 I feel 20 again. 34 00:01:31,146 --> 00:01:32,513 Ah, I gotta get my guitar, 35 00:01:32,581 --> 00:01:36,917 my sage stick, and my rainbow sleeping bag. 36 00:01:36,984 --> 00:01:40,888 Ow! Ow. Ow. Ow, my back. 37 00:01:40,954 --> 00:01:43,792 - Whoa, there must be some big rocks in that bag. 38 00:01:43,858 --> 00:01:47,328 - Maybe falling on the couch is part of the march for peas. 39 00:01:47,396 --> 00:01:48,530 - It's opening day of the sequel 40 00:01:48,596 --> 00:01:50,364 to our favorite movie of all time, 41 00:01:50,432 --> 00:01:53,368 "Final Eclipse". Let's go. What's to discuss? 42 00:01:53,435 --> 00:01:55,404 - Gosh, Stu. So many things. 43 00:01:55,469 --> 00:01:57,338 Like, is there really more story to tell, 44 00:01:57,405 --> 00:01:59,441 if it was the "final" eclipse? 45 00:01:59,507 --> 00:02:02,142 Also, we're supposed to watch the kids 46 00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:03,712 while your father goes to the-- 47 00:02:03,778 --> 00:02:07,948 - March for Peace. Oh! - Pop, are you okay? 48 00:02:08,016 --> 00:02:11,320 - Son, have you ever had an elephant sit on your back? 49 00:02:11,386 --> 00:02:12,821 - Once, in a videogame. Why? 50 00:02:12,886 --> 00:02:13,887 - No, you're missing the point. 51 00:02:13,954 --> 00:02:15,589 I pulled my back out. 52 00:02:15,656 --> 00:02:18,359 - Wow. Anything I can do? - Nah, I'll live. 53 00:02:18,427 --> 00:02:20,328 I just won't be making it to the march. 54 00:02:20,394 --> 00:02:22,996 I've never missed one, in 50 years. 55 00:02:23,064 --> 00:02:24,533 - Lou, that's tough. 56 00:02:24,599 --> 00:02:27,736 Do you want to talk about it? - Rather not. Go on. 57 00:02:27,802 --> 00:02:30,371 You boys go enjoy your movie. I'll look after the kids. 58 00:02:30,439 --> 00:02:33,908 - Come on. Before he changes his mind. 59 00:02:33,975 --> 00:02:36,477 - Grandpa! Grandpa! 'Mergency. 60 00:02:38,612 --> 00:02:40,249 Can you open this peanut butter? 61 00:02:40,314 --> 00:02:42,216 - Easy, buttercup. 62 00:02:42,284 --> 00:02:44,252 Grandpa's back has a big old ouchie. 63 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:46,954 - Sorry to hear, Grandpa. Thanks. Gotta go. 64 00:02:47,021 --> 00:02:49,891 - Knock-knock. We're here. 65 00:02:49,958 --> 00:02:53,462 Stu? Lou? Are you okay? 66 00:02:53,528 --> 00:02:56,364 - Ah, I'm fine. Just hurt my back a little. 67 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:58,031 - Lou, as a doctor, 68 00:02:58,099 --> 00:03:01,335 I can tell you the best thing for that back is ice and rest. 69 00:03:01,403 --> 00:03:03,304 - Thank you, Lucy, but I'm gonna try 70 00:03:03,371 --> 00:03:05,172 some ancient folk remedies. 71 00:03:05,239 --> 00:03:07,708 You know, detox my energy and purify the air. 72 00:03:07,775 --> 00:03:10,379 - Okay, if that's what the ancient folks wanted. 73 00:03:10,445 --> 00:03:12,446 But do try to get some rest. 74 00:03:12,513 --> 00:03:14,349 I thought Stu was here? 75 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:16,684 Are you sure you're up to watching all these kids? 76 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,085 - Uh... [laughs] 77 00:03:18,152 --> 00:03:21,889 - I used a porta potty on day three of Woodstock. 78 00:03:21,956 --> 00:03:25,125 I can handle anything. Go on. 79 00:03:25,192 --> 00:03:27,962 - Go easy on Grandpa Lou today, kids. 80 00:03:28,029 --> 00:03:31,165 Thank you, Lou. Get some rest. 81 00:03:31,232 --> 00:03:32,466 - Hi, Susie. 82 00:03:32,534 --> 00:03:35,769 Have you ever heard of a march for peas? 83 00:03:35,837 --> 00:03:37,237 - Oh, yeah, sure. 84 00:03:37,305 --> 00:03:39,308 I do it all the time now. 85 00:03:39,374 --> 00:03:41,875 It's how you walk when you have to pee, 86 00:03:41,942 --> 00:03:43,811 and you aren't near the potty. 87 00:03:43,877 --> 00:03:46,581 - First, they make you give up your diapie. 88 00:03:46,648 --> 00:03:49,650 Then you gotta dance? No, thank you. 89 00:03:49,718 --> 00:03:53,154 - Grandpa's not talking 'bout that kind of pee. 90 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:55,656 He's talking 'bout the kind you eat. 91 00:03:55,724 --> 00:04:00,862 A march for peas is what the growed-ups call a peas parade. 92 00:04:00,928 --> 00:04:03,531 Like, with floats, and people waving from cars, 93 00:04:03,597 --> 00:04:06,066 and ponies pooping in the street. 94 00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:08,869 both: [gasp] Pooping ponies? 95 00:04:08,936 --> 00:04:12,307 - Hey, what if we have a peas parade for Grandpa? 96 00:04:12,374 --> 00:04:15,076 - Okay! - Yeah! 97 00:04:15,143 --> 00:04:16,944 - Slow down, President Baldy. 98 00:04:17,011 --> 00:04:19,246 We all know what Grandpa's favoritest thing 99 00:04:19,314 --> 00:04:21,049 in the world is. 100 00:04:21,114 --> 00:04:23,318 His 'dorable granddaughter. 101 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:25,252 If you really wanna cheer him up, 102 00:04:25,319 --> 00:04:27,756 the parade should be all about me. 103 00:04:27,821 --> 00:04:29,222 - Nah. Peas are more fun. 104 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:31,492 - Sorry, Angelica, but I know Grandpa, 105 00:04:31,559 --> 00:04:34,563 and we're sticking with peas. 106 00:04:34,629 --> 00:04:37,165 - Cynthia, if those dumb babies think they can put 107 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,232 on a better parade than we can, 108 00:04:39,299 --> 00:04:41,802 they got a diaper full of dreams. 109 00:04:47,074 --> 00:04:48,776 - [sighs] 110 00:04:48,843 --> 00:04:50,679 Okay, Lou. Ow. 111 00:04:50,744 --> 00:04:53,114 Breathe in Mother Nature's healing scent, 112 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:57,085 and breathe out whatever toxic energy no longer serves. 113 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:59,754 Ow. 114 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:05,927 Ah, me and the gang spreading peace and love to the masses. 115 00:05:05,994 --> 00:05:08,162 Ah! Jumping Jesse Jetpack! 116 00:05:08,229 --> 00:05:13,100 [fire alarm blaring] 117 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:14,869 Ugh. Ow. 118 00:05:14,936 --> 00:05:19,741 * * 119 00:05:19,807 --> 00:05:22,744 - See anything green and vegeble-y in there, Susie? 120 00:05:22,811 --> 00:05:26,146 - Nope. Not a vegetable. Not green. 121 00:05:26,213 --> 00:05:29,182 Green, but yucky-looking. 122 00:05:29,249 --> 00:05:30,919 Too bad your Grandpa wasn't gonna go 123 00:05:30,984 --> 00:05:32,853 on a march for tater tots. 124 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,021 Ew. 125 00:05:34,088 --> 00:05:36,991 - Aw, corn babies. 126 00:05:37,057 --> 00:05:39,861 - And I gots hot dog babies. 127 00:05:39,927 --> 00:05:41,463 - Guys, we got to keep 128 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:44,866 looking for peas for Grandpa's peas parade. 129 00:05:44,932 --> 00:05:47,268 - Found 'em. 130 00:05:47,335 --> 00:05:49,638 - Hello, parade people. 131 00:05:49,703 --> 00:05:53,441 Welcome to the manual Angelica Day Angelica Parade. 132 00:05:53,508 --> 00:05:55,544 I'm your queen, Angelica. 133 00:05:55,609 --> 00:05:58,045 You may throw flowers and candy. 134 00:05:58,112 --> 00:06:00,881 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 135 00:06:04,718 --> 00:06:06,386 Hey, pay attention, Spike! 136 00:06:06,455 --> 00:06:07,788 [Spike whines] 137 00:06:07,855 --> 00:06:08,989 The mutt's right. 138 00:06:09,057 --> 00:06:10,691 If I'm gonna have a parade for Grandpa, 139 00:06:10,758 --> 00:06:13,595 I need a real float and a real driver. 140 00:06:13,662 --> 00:06:15,929 No offense, Cynthia, but you drive like a doll. 141 00:06:20,569 --> 00:06:23,638 - You think we got enough peas? 142 00:06:27,576 --> 00:06:29,578 - They're still freezeded-ed. 143 00:06:29,643 --> 00:06:32,881 - I know a melty place. 144 00:06:32,946 --> 00:06:35,116 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Cold! 145 00:06:35,182 --> 00:06:36,383 [grunts] 146 00:06:37,951 --> 00:06:42,557 - Now the peas are all dirty. What are we gonna do, Tommy? 147 00:06:42,624 --> 00:06:45,826 [jaunty music] 148 00:06:45,893 --> 00:06:47,996 * * 149 00:06:48,061 --> 00:06:51,064 - There--these are the cleanest peas I know. 150 00:06:51,131 --> 00:06:54,035 - Jump in. 151 00:06:54,102 --> 00:06:57,805 We'll make our feet go like the Washington machine. 152 00:06:57,871 --> 00:07:01,374 Faster, Chuckie. Time for the spin cycle. 153 00:07:01,441 --> 00:07:03,545 - I am not a Washington machine. 154 00:07:03,612 --> 00:07:05,480 I'm a human baby. 155 00:07:05,547 --> 00:07:07,215 [grunting] 156 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,583 Whoa! 157 00:07:13,254 --> 00:07:14,756 - Tastes like green. 158 00:07:14,823 --> 00:07:15,989 Try it, Lil. 159 00:07:17,525 --> 00:07:19,227 - Ah, ah, ah! 160 00:07:19,292 --> 00:07:22,330 Aw, I always knowed peas was sneaky. 161 00:07:22,396 --> 00:07:24,665 [suspenseful music] 162 00:07:24,732 --> 00:07:27,400 - Just the baby I was looking for. 163 00:07:27,468 --> 00:07:33,975 I was thinking we could play "Let Lil drive my Cynthia car." 164 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:37,278 - But you said if we ever droved-ed your Cynthia car, 165 00:07:37,345 --> 00:07:41,182 you'd throw all our toys in the ocean for sharks to eat. 166 00:07:41,249 --> 00:07:42,449 - I say a lot of things. 167 00:07:42,516 --> 00:07:44,552 If you wanna drive the car, follow me. 168 00:07:44,619 --> 00:07:48,155 * * 169 00:07:48,222 --> 00:07:51,391 - Harmonious Dove, you can stop worrying about me. 170 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:53,994 I'm bringing out the crystal caval--oh! 171 00:07:54,061 --> 00:07:58,932 Ow. Oh. My foot. Ow. And my back. Ow, my foot. 172 00:07:58,999 --> 00:08:05,306 Ow, my back. Oh, my foot. Oh, my back. 173 00:08:05,372 --> 00:08:08,008 Ooh. Oh! Oh. 174 00:08:08,076 --> 00:08:10,578 Ah. Ooh. 175 00:08:10,645 --> 00:08:14,783 My crystals have betrayed me. 176 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:18,285 - I always knew you'd come in handy one day, Lil. 177 00:08:18,352 --> 00:08:19,621 How's my float coming along? 178 00:08:19,688 --> 00:08:22,023 Did you capture the essence of my ponytails? 179 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:23,857 - Yep. Take a look. 180 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:27,862 - [gasps] It's parade perfection. 181 00:08:27,929 --> 00:08:31,465 You earned your right to drive. Hop in. 182 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:33,367 - [grunting] 183 00:08:33,434 --> 00:08:35,936 [engine starts] 184 00:08:36,003 --> 00:08:38,006 - Ah! 185 00:08:38,072 --> 00:08:41,910 Lil, what are you doing?! Slow down! 186 00:08:41,976 --> 00:08:44,511 I gotta wave to my aboring fans. 187 00:08:44,578 --> 00:08:47,115 Who taught you how to drive? 188 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:49,117 - No one. Why? 189 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,051 - Because you're terrible! 190 00:08:51,118 --> 00:08:52,185 Whoa! 191 00:08:52,252 --> 00:08:55,122 Lil, you're wrecking everything! 192 00:08:55,189 --> 00:08:58,358 You're totally incontinent! 193 00:08:58,425 --> 00:09:00,493 [yelling] 194 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,795 - We did it, guys. 195 00:09:01,862 --> 00:09:05,699 Now we can bring Grandpa his march for peas. 196 00:09:06,668 --> 00:09:09,737 [phone buzzing] - Ow. 197 00:09:09,804 --> 00:09:12,372 - Seymour Finkelstein? 198 00:09:12,439 --> 00:09:13,440 Hello? 199 00:09:13,506 --> 00:09:15,343 Oh, Moon-Boy. 200 00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:17,746 Hi. Yeah, I guess you heard. 201 00:09:17,812 --> 00:09:19,479 I pulled my back, and the dog 202 00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:21,248 made a big, old mess in the kitchen. 203 00:09:21,314 --> 00:09:24,618 * * 204 00:09:24,685 --> 00:09:26,453 But I'm gonna try the old onion trick 205 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,722 and draw out that negative chi. 206 00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:30,257 I'll see you at the campout. 207 00:09:30,323 --> 00:09:33,361 I'll be the one who smells like onion-flavored feet dip. 208 00:09:33,426 --> 00:09:35,228 [laughs] 209 00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:39,767 Ah, onion juice. 210 00:09:41,135 --> 00:09:42,971 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Gah! 211 00:09:43,036 --> 00:09:44,072 Whoa, whoa-whoa! 212 00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:45,640 Oh, oh, ah! 213 00:09:45,707 --> 00:09:47,040 Oh, ah, I--I cannot--oh! 214 00:09:47,107 --> 00:09:48,208 Ah! 215 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:49,510 Oh, oh! Ah! 216 00:09:49,577 --> 00:09:53,146 [grunting] 217 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:55,282 Oh. Ow. 218 00:09:58,051 --> 00:10:01,923 Sorry, old friends. I give up. 219 00:10:03,391 --> 00:10:06,426 [lively music] 220 00:10:06,493 --> 00:10:07,728 * * 221 00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:10,164 Hey there, sprouts. What you been up to? 222 00:10:10,231 --> 00:10:11,498 What's in the wagon? 223 00:10:11,564 --> 00:10:15,035 I can't see. Ow. 224 00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:17,338 - [yelling] 225 00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:20,573 Lil, I told you to slow down! 226 00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:23,176 Right now! 227 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,780 [yelling] 228 00:10:25,847 --> 00:10:29,549 Ugh. I don't even like peas. 229 00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:31,618 - [laughing] 230 00:10:31,685 --> 00:10:34,856 - Angelica, are you okay? What's going on? 231 00:10:34,923 --> 00:10:37,324 - Grandpa, I made you a giant float of me 232 00:10:37,391 --> 00:10:38,727 so I could give you a parade, 233 00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:41,628 but the babies wrecked it all with their peas. 234 00:10:41,695 --> 00:10:45,565 - Parade? Peas? 235 00:10:45,632 --> 00:10:47,501 Oh, I can use those to ice my back. 236 00:10:47,568 --> 00:10:49,069 Ow. Oh. 237 00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:50,438 Thank you, Tommy. 238 00:10:50,503 --> 00:10:53,540 Ooh. Ah. 239 00:10:53,607 --> 00:10:58,045 * * 240 00:10:58,112 --> 00:10:59,981 - Anyway, I got this great new coffee bean 241 00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:02,016 from a completely uninhabited island, 242 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,050 and then I--whoa! 243 00:11:03,117 --> 00:11:04,886 What happened here? - Pop? 244 00:11:04,953 --> 00:11:07,588 I thought you were going to the March for Peace. 245 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:08,957 - I didn't need to. 246 00:11:09,022 --> 00:11:11,259 Got some real flower children right here. 247 00:11:11,324 --> 00:11:13,361 - Oh, that is so sweet. 248 00:11:13,426 --> 00:11:15,463 You're making me tear up. 249 00:11:15,529 --> 00:11:17,231 - I think that's my feet. 250 00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:20,233 [all laughing] 251 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:24,939 * * 252 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,678 - [vocalizing] 253 00:11:33,546 --> 00:11:36,684 [doorbell ringing] 254 00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:41,890 - Hello, daffodil. - Hi, Grandpa. 255 00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:44,324 My new toy just came special delivery, 256 00:11:44,391 --> 00:11:45,794 and I told Daddy I had to open it 257 00:11:45,859 --> 00:11:47,527 with Tommy and the babies. 258 00:11:47,594 --> 00:11:48,996 - Isn't that sweet? 259 00:11:49,063 --> 00:11:51,265 She's always thinking of her little cousin. 260 00:11:52,599 --> 00:11:53,767 - Uh-oh. 261 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,936 - This can't be good. 262 00:11:58,606 --> 00:12:01,041 - Go on. Open it. - Careful, Tommy. 263 00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:04,245 The last time Angelica tolded me to open a box, 264 00:12:04,312 --> 00:12:05,578 a clown popped out. 265 00:12:05,646 --> 00:12:07,247 [Phil and Lil laugh] 266 00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:15,256 [tense music] 267 00:12:15,323 --> 00:12:18,192 * * 268 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,626 It's worser than a clown. 269 00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:21,862 - It's another Angelica. 270 00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:25,266 - This is my brand new Just Like Me doll. 271 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,035 See? She's just like me! 272 00:12:29,938 --> 00:12:32,606 - Eh, how much like you? 273 00:12:32,673 --> 00:12:35,309 - Duh, Susie. 'Zactly like me. 274 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:38,847 She looks just like me, and she talks just like me too. 275 00:12:38,913 --> 00:12:41,281 Tell the babies who you are. 276 00:12:41,348 --> 00:12:43,717 - I'm Angelica Pickles. 277 00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:46,753 - Just like me! - I'm three years old. 278 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:48,055 - Sound familiar? 279 00:12:48,121 --> 00:12:50,723 - My friends all call me Angie. 280 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:53,026 - No, we don't. - I like you. 281 00:12:53,093 --> 00:12:55,695 - Hold on. Something's wrong. 282 00:12:55,762 --> 00:12:58,165 - Great idea. You're amazing. 283 00:12:58,232 --> 00:12:59,367 Let's share. 284 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:02,569 - What? I never say that junk. 285 00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:05,839 This isn't just like me at all! 286 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,110 Daddy, Daddy! 287 00:13:09,176 --> 00:13:11,945 I don't like my new toy. Send it back. 288 00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:15,516 - Oh, precious, you can't return a Just Like Me doll. 289 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,050 It's made to order. 290 00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:18,785 Remember, we recorded your voice 291 00:13:18,852 --> 00:13:21,255 so the doll would sound just like you? 292 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,323 And Mommy cut a piece of your hair 293 00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:26,760 so they could make the dolly's hair the same color? 294 00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,462 - Technology is terrifying. 295 00:13:28,529 --> 00:13:31,498 What happened to kids having conversations with a sock? 296 00:13:31,564 --> 00:13:33,534 - Oh, and that's not scary? 297 00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:36,536 [jaunty music] 298 00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:40,073 * * 299 00:13:40,141 --> 00:13:41,474 - Hi, Angie. 300 00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,810 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Lil, and this is Phil. 301 00:13:43,877 --> 00:13:45,045 - How you pooing? 302 00:13:45,112 --> 00:13:49,516 - Hi. I'm Angie. Wanna play? 303 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:50,919 - Don't do it, guys. 304 00:13:50,984 --> 00:13:53,054 Sure, she sounds nice, 305 00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:56,924 but a'member, she's just like Angelica. 306 00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:58,126 - Don't worry, Chuckie. 307 00:13:58,192 --> 00:14:00,227 If she were just like Angelica, 308 00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:01,795 would she let me do this? 309 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:04,332 - Hi there. Nice to meet you. 310 00:14:04,397 --> 00:14:05,698 - Ooh, me next. 311 00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,267 Angie, wanna dance? 312 00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:10,003 - I like your style. 313 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:13,473 - I wanna play hair-messer. - Don't, Lil. 314 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:16,444 Not that! 315 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:17,911 Oh. 316 00:14:17,978 --> 00:14:19,646 - You make me happy. 317 00:14:19,713 --> 00:14:21,149 - [laughing] - [groans] 318 00:14:21,214 --> 00:14:22,315 - Wow. 319 00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:26,353 This doll is nothing like Angelica. 320 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:29,357 - Oh, gee, I guess you're right, Susie. 321 00:14:30,657 --> 00:14:33,461 I wonder if she'll let me, uh-- 322 00:14:33,526 --> 00:14:35,228 - Back off, Finster. 323 00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:38,165 Time to shut this doll down. - Oops. Heh. 324 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:40,900 Don't want to leave your new toy behind. 325 00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,535 Let's roll, sprouts. 326 00:14:42,602 --> 00:14:47,040 * * 327 00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:53,080 - Welcome to "Mommy Moments," a show about timeout for you. 328 00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:56,784 I'm here relaxing at Betty's Beans... 329 00:14:58,486 --> 00:15:02,923 And timeout is over. See you next week! 330 00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:05,525 Hey, Pop. - Hey, hey, Didi. 331 00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:08,096 Uh, just making a little pit stop on the way to the park. 332 00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:09,563 Gotta catch up on my reading. 333 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:12,833 - A newspaper? Oh, no. Pop. 334 00:15:15,002 --> 00:15:17,170 I knew this day would come. 335 00:15:17,237 --> 00:15:20,141 Luckily, I'm free to help out. - What? Why? 336 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,775 - Reading is very distracting. 337 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:24,812 Even looking away from the babies 338 00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,814 [phone dings] for a split second could be-- 339 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,317 ooh, flash sale at the craft store. 340 00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:32,285 [upbeat music] 341 00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:34,288 * * 342 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:35,356 - Push! 343 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,592 I wanna go higher. 344 00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:40,027 - Let's ask a grownup. 345 00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:41,795 - I wasn't talking to you! 346 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,496 Babies, push harder. 347 00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:46,099 - I'm Angie. I like you. 348 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:50,038 - I said, push harder! 349 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:52,606 - Hey, there. - [giggles] 350 00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:54,342 - You're pushing her?! 351 00:15:54,407 --> 00:15:56,743 - Sorry, Angelica. We can't help it. 352 00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:58,679 Angie's so nice. 353 00:15:58,746 --> 00:16:00,213 [babies laughing] 354 00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:03,317 - Always better to have 355 00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:05,419 an extra set of eyes on the children. 356 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,021 - Eh, kids basically watch themselves. 357 00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:09,423 I used to drop Stu and Drew 358 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,325 at the mall with a compass and some fruit leathers. 359 00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:13,461 What? 360 00:16:13,526 --> 00:16:15,228 They had everything they needed. 361 00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:18,698 - There's so much to catch you up on. 362 00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:20,168 - Dig, babies, dig. 363 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:23,371 - I wanna find some lost quarters and other good stuff. 364 00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:25,305 - [gasps] - You call that a hole? 365 00:16:25,372 --> 00:16:27,940 It's barely a dent. Dig faster. 366 00:16:28,007 --> 00:16:30,310 - We're digging as fast as we can. 367 00:16:30,377 --> 00:16:31,444 - Yeah. 368 00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:34,115 You're not being very nice, Angelica. 369 00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:38,218 - Who cares about being nice? Keep digging! 370 00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:40,320 - I don't think I wanna dig anymore. 371 00:16:40,387 --> 00:16:43,656 - If we work together, we can do anything. 372 00:16:43,723 --> 00:16:47,094 - She's right. Let's dig. - Yeah. Good idea, Angie. 373 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,329 - Let's dig for Angie. - Yeah, Angie! 374 00:16:49,396 --> 00:16:51,631 [solemn music] 375 00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:52,966 - It's not fair. 376 00:16:53,032 --> 00:16:55,069 I've been the boss of those babies for years, 377 00:16:55,136 --> 00:16:57,804 but now, it's all Angie, Angie, Angie. 378 00:16:57,871 --> 00:17:00,507 Ugh. Just because she's nice? 379 00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:03,111 Wait. 380 00:17:03,176 --> 00:17:06,012 I think I'm realizing something. 381 00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:08,648 For the first time in my life, 382 00:17:08,715 --> 00:17:11,118 I can pretend to be nice, 383 00:17:11,184 --> 00:17:13,221 and then they'll listen to me again. 384 00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:17,191 How hard can it be? 385 00:17:17,258 --> 00:17:22,096 [sighs] It feels good to grow, Cynthia. 386 00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:24,165 [jaunty music] 387 00:17:24,232 --> 00:17:27,335 Hi, friends. Wanna play? 388 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,503 - Are you talking to us? 389 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:31,938 - Of course, Phil. 390 00:17:32,004 --> 00:17:35,643 Like Angie says, I like you. 391 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,945 - Why does it sound different when you say it? 392 00:17:39,011 --> 00:17:40,481 - Can't a kid be nice for a minute 393 00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:43,751 without a bunch of babies asking ridiculous questions? 394 00:17:43,817 --> 00:17:47,221 I mean, my friend Angie here's got the right idea. 395 00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:51,924 I'm gonna be like her, only even nicer. 396 00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:56,230 - Table for one. 397 00:17:56,297 --> 00:17:59,732 - Cute place you got here, Chef Phil, Chef Lil. 398 00:17:59,799 --> 00:18:02,536 Give me a green nacho tea latte, two toasts, no butter, 399 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,904 and five donuts-- 400 00:18:05,338 --> 00:18:08,975 I--I mean please? And thank you. 401 00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:11,678 - Here's your green nacho tea latte. 402 00:18:13,547 --> 00:18:15,482 - Ahh! What are you-- 403 00:18:15,549 --> 00:18:18,152 - Oh, here. Use my shirt to--whoa! 404 00:18:18,219 --> 00:18:19,653 Whoa! - Ah! 405 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,654 - [grunts] 406 00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:24,291 - Quit bumbling all over me! 407 00:18:24,357 --> 00:18:27,161 - Hey there. Let's play. 408 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:28,628 - You can do this. 409 00:18:28,695 --> 00:18:30,763 Get it together. 410 00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,633 Let me help you, Chuckie. 411 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,435 * * 412 00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:40,607 - We're out of donuts, but Chef Phil made pa-sketti. 413 00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:46,414 - Hey, no fair. 414 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,716 Um, can I have some more, please? 415 00:18:49,782 --> 00:18:52,386 - There's lots more where those came from. 416 00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:56,956 - You're feeding me diaper food? 417 00:18:57,023 --> 00:18:59,960 - Do you like it, Angie? 418 00:19:00,027 --> 00:19:02,829 - You're amazing. 419 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,432 - What's wrong, Angelica? 420 00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:06,966 Angie likes the food, don't you? 421 00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:08,601 - [groaning] 422 00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:09,669 That's it! 423 00:19:09,736 --> 00:19:10,838 I tried my best, 424 00:19:10,904 --> 00:19:13,005 but I've had all the nice I can take. 425 00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:14,808 You wanna play with that dumb doll? 426 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,610 Go right ahead. I'm outta here. 427 00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:20,481 - Did you want that pa-sketti to go? 428 00:19:20,548 --> 00:19:27,454 * * 429 00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:32,960 - Uh-oh, here comes bossy Josh. 430 00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:34,427 Those babies better watch out, 431 00:19:34,494 --> 00:19:36,096 or I'll have to-- 432 00:19:36,163 --> 00:19:37,830 you're right, Cynthia. 433 00:19:37,897 --> 00:19:40,501 It's not my problem anymore. 434 00:19:40,568 --> 00:19:42,235 - Hey, you babies, 435 00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:45,272 what makes you think you can climb on that thing? 436 00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:48,140 - Um, 'cause we like it up here? 437 00:19:48,207 --> 00:19:49,443 - Too bad. 438 00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:53,079 That's private property, and I'm the private, 439 00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:56,549 so get down from there right now. 440 00:19:56,617 --> 00:20:00,921 - Hold on, Chuckie. The playground is for everyone. 441 00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:03,624 - Tell that to a big kid. 442 00:20:03,691 --> 00:20:05,959 - Wait. Angie's big. 443 00:20:06,026 --> 00:20:07,761 Maybe she can talk to him. 444 00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:12,299 - Hi. I'm Angie. Wanna play? 445 00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:14,534 - I don't play with babies or dolls. 446 00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:17,937 Now get down before I come up and make ya! 447 00:20:18,004 --> 00:20:20,340 [tense music] 448 00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:22,443 - Ooh, ooh. Listen to this, Pop. 449 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:26,178 It's from one of the top five parenting blogs. 450 00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:28,348 It's important to allow children 451 00:20:28,415 --> 00:20:30,983 to play and explore on their own. 452 00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:34,954 - Huh. You don't say? [chuckles] 453 00:20:35,021 --> 00:20:37,390 - I'm almost there. 454 00:20:37,457 --> 00:20:39,393 Get that dolly out of my face. 455 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:41,261 - You're amazing. 456 00:20:41,328 --> 00:20:43,997 - Okay, the dolly can stay, 457 00:20:44,063 --> 00:20:47,667 but the rest of you better get off my jungle gym now. 458 00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:53,272 - Oh, I'm starting to wish nice Angie wasn't so nice. 459 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:56,175 - Hey! Back away from those babies! 460 00:20:56,242 --> 00:20:57,677 - Says who? 461 00:20:57,744 --> 00:21:00,347 - Says me, Angelica. 462 00:21:00,414 --> 00:21:02,883 - And what if I don't? 463 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,717 - I'm counting. 464 00:21:04,784 --> 00:21:07,754 One. Two. 465 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,557 Three! 466 00:21:09,623 --> 00:21:11,223 - Ahh! 467 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:16,963 [sobbing] Mommy! That girl is mean! 468 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:20,267 - And don't you forget it! 469 00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:23,169 - Thank you, Angelica. You saved us. 470 00:21:23,235 --> 00:21:26,138 [sentimental music] 471 00:21:26,205 --> 00:21:28,908 * * 472 00:21:28,975 --> 00:21:30,677 - Well, you tried, Angie, 473 00:21:30,743 --> 00:21:32,713 but as anyone with a brain can see, 474 00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:35,683 you're no substitute for the real thing. 475 00:21:35,749 --> 00:21:38,284 Everyone, say your last goodbyes. 476 00:21:41,187 --> 00:21:42,389 - Oh, Angie. 477 00:21:42,455 --> 00:21:44,857 I'm really gonna miss your smile 478 00:21:44,924 --> 00:21:47,694 and your sweet voice and your-- 479 00:21:47,761 --> 00:21:50,329 - All right. Enough. 480 00:21:50,397 --> 00:21:54,835 - [voice distorting] I like you. 481 00:21:54,902 --> 00:21:58,171 - Aw, we'll never hear those words from someone 482 00:21:58,238 --> 00:22:01,340 who looks like Angelica again. 483 00:22:01,408 --> 00:22:04,645 * * 484 00:22:04,712 --> 00:22:09,582 [lively music] 485 00:22:09,649 --> 00:22:16,589 * * 486 00:22:29,903 --> 00:22:31,303 - Klasky Csupo.