1 00:00:01,761 --> 00:00:03,241 [drumroll] 2 00:00:03,327 --> 00:00:06,679 [bright music] 3 00:00:06,766 --> 00:00:08,507 [vacuum whirs] 4 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:09,552 - [giggling] 5 00:00:09,639 --> 00:00:12,858 - [whimpering] 6 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:15,949 [screams] 7 00:00:16,036 --> 00:00:18,213 - Whoa! [frog ribbiting] 8 00:00:18,299 --> 00:00:22,042 [both giggling] 9 00:00:22,130 --> 00:00:26,699 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:26,786 --> 00:00:28,266 [horn honks] 11 00:00:28,353 --> 00:00:29,484 [cat groans] 12 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,269 - Ta-da! 13 00:00:31,356 --> 00:00:33,444 - Whoa! - [giggles] 14 00:00:33,532 --> 00:00:35,881 - [yelling] 15 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,146 - Aww. 16 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:44,542 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:51,898 --> 00:00:54,552 - [sniffing] 18 00:00:54,639 --> 00:00:56,206 - Come on, Spike. Fetch. 19 00:00:56,294 --> 00:00:58,209 - [barks] - [grunts] 20 00:00:58,295 --> 00:01:00,384 - [laughs] Can't catch me. 21 00:01:00,472 --> 00:01:02,605 - [laughs] Come and get it. 22 00:01:02,691 --> 00:01:04,867 - Good doggy. - [barks] 23 00:01:04,954 --> 00:01:08,740 - [laughing] 24 00:01:08,828 --> 00:01:11,135 - Thanks for all the kisses, Spike. 25 00:01:11,221 --> 00:01:13,659 - Sometimes I wish I had a bestest doggy friend 26 00:01:13,745 --> 00:01:15,269 like Spike. 27 00:01:15,356 --> 00:01:17,707 - I can be your doggy, Chuckie. - Me too. 28 00:01:17,793 --> 00:01:19,274 - Me too too. 29 00:01:19,361 --> 00:01:21,450 But I gotta warn you, I'm a drooler. 30 00:01:21,536 --> 00:01:24,234 - I'll be a Susie-huahua doggy. 31 00:01:24,322 --> 00:01:26,150 [all imitating dogs] 32 00:01:26,237 --> 00:01:27,977 [laughter] 33 00:01:28,064 --> 00:01:30,719 - Oh, that tickles. 34 00:01:30,807 --> 00:01:33,505 - Okay, okay, that's one tongue three many. 35 00:01:33,591 --> 00:01:37,161 [laughs] 36 00:01:37,248 --> 00:01:39,293 - Aww, sweet. 37 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:42,340 Kids and dogs go together like coffee and cream. 38 00:01:42,427 --> 00:01:45,125 - Nuts and bolts. - Bermuda shorts and chafing. 39 00:01:45,213 --> 00:01:46,561 - And look how happy Chuckie is. 40 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,302 Every kid should have a pet, don't you think? 41 00:01:48,389 --> 00:01:49,999 - [laughing] Absolutely. 42 00:01:50,087 --> 00:01:52,697 Unless, of course, they're allergic to dog hair like me. 43 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:56,005 - Remember when we were kids? I mean, I had my dog Mookie. 44 00:01:56,093 --> 00:01:57,876 But all you ever had was Goldilocks. 45 00:01:57,963 --> 00:02:01,054 - Oh, Goldilocks, my goldfish. I loved that girl. 46 00:02:01,141 --> 00:02:02,751 At least I think she was a girl. 47 00:02:02,838 --> 00:02:04,275 It's hard to tell with fish. 48 00:02:04,361 --> 00:02:05,320 We had some real nice words 49 00:02:05,406 --> 00:02:07,713 about her or him before we flushed. 50 00:02:07,799 --> 00:02:09,758 But it's okay about not having a dog. 51 00:02:09,845 --> 00:02:12,500 I've learned to accept what I can't control. 52 00:02:12,588 --> 00:02:14,371 - But what if you could control it? 53 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:15,894 Gotta go. 54 00:02:15,982 --> 00:02:19,160 - But Stu, it takes three to plant rhubarb. 55 00:02:19,595 --> 00:02:21,900 - [mumbling] Yes! 56 00:02:21,987 --> 00:02:24,208 [tools whirring] [possum screeches] 57 00:02:24,295 --> 00:02:27,646 [upbeat music] 58 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:29,560 [laughter] - [barks] 59 00:02:29,648 --> 00:02:34,870 ♪ ♪ 60 00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:37,002 - All right, buddy, you ready for your big surprise? 61 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,614 - Is it barbecue chips? 62 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:40,441 Your fingers smell like barbecue chips. 63 00:02:40,529 --> 00:02:41,442 - Oh, yeah, I ate a bunch of chips 64 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:42,704 and didn't wash my hands. 65 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:44,662 But now for the real surprise. Ta-da! 66 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:46,751 - Wow. - Meet Rusty. 67 00:02:46,838 --> 00:02:48,840 I've invented the perfect pet for you and Chuckie, 68 00:02:48,927 --> 00:02:50,233 a robot dog. 69 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:51,975 He's completely hypoallergenic, 70 00:02:52,061 --> 00:02:53,889 and he won't go belly up after three days. 71 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:56,196 - Listen, it's not that I don't appreciate your thoughtfulness. 72 00:02:56,284 --> 00:02:57,850 I'm just not a dog guy. 73 00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:59,764 - You're not a dog guy 'cause you've never had one. 74 00:02:59,852 --> 00:03:01,418 Now Chuckie will have that chance. 75 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:04,117 - But Stu, it looks so complicated. 76 00:03:04,204 --> 00:03:05,292 - No, I made it easy. 77 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,597 Here's his remote control. Watch. 78 00:03:07,904 --> 00:03:09,166 - Woof. Bark. Woof. 79 00:03:09,252 --> 00:03:11,821 I have to go potty now. - Deal breaker. 80 00:03:11,908 --> 00:03:13,822 I have enough potty issues with Chuckie. 81 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:16,607 - Got you covered, Chas. It's not poop that comes out. 82 00:03:16,695 --> 00:03:18,740 It's jelly beans. 83 00:03:18,827 --> 00:03:20,743 Eh? Eh? 84 00:03:20,829 --> 00:03:22,962 And I've programmed him with all the classic dog modes. 85 00:03:23,048 --> 00:03:26,835 Protection. Playtime. Doggy tricks. 86 00:03:26,922 --> 00:03:30,796 - Woof. Bark. Woof. - And affection. 87 00:03:30,882 --> 00:03:33,451 It'll be the full pet owner experience 88 00:03:33,537 --> 00:03:35,060 without the expensive vet bills. 89 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,888 - I guess we could see if Chuckie likes him. 90 00:03:36,975 --> 00:03:38,195 - Pleasure to meet you. 91 00:03:38,281 --> 00:03:39,369 - Do you think we could dial down 92 00:03:39,457 --> 00:03:41,023 the affection mode just a smidge? 93 00:03:44,027 --> 00:03:47,595 - [barks] [possum chitters] 94 00:03:47,683 --> 00:03:49,902 - Hey, little champ. How're you doing? 95 00:03:49,989 --> 00:03:52,296 Tommy's daddy has a surprise for you. 96 00:03:52,382 --> 00:03:55,386 - [yawns] 97 00:03:57,387 --> 00:03:58,388 [screams] 98 00:03:58,475 --> 00:04:00,216 - Bark. Woof. Bark. 99 00:04:00,303 --> 00:04:01,696 - It's okay. It's okay. 100 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:05,090 This is Rusty, your new dog. He won't hurt you. 101 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,267 Will he, Stu? 102 00:04:06,353 --> 00:04:08,180 - 'Course not. He's a good doggy. 103 00:04:08,268 --> 00:04:10,008 Aren't you, Rusty? 104 00:04:10,095 --> 00:04:12,403 You two are gonna love playing together. 105 00:04:12,489 --> 00:04:15,536 - Pet me more. 106 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:17,669 - Okay, Rusty, you stay here. 107 00:04:17,756 --> 00:04:21,194 I'm gonna go play over there. 108 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:24,763 Stop following me. Agh! 109 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:27,852 - Pet me more. - Um, okay, 110 00:04:27,939 --> 00:04:30,813 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Thank you. 111 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:33,771 - [laughs] You'll never find me, Rusty. 112 00:04:33,859 --> 00:04:35,730 [giggles] 113 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:38,210 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Ready or not, here I come. 114 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:40,475 [beeps] 115 00:04:40,561 --> 00:04:41,823 Ha. Ha. Ha. - [screams] 116 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:42,607 [laughs] 117 00:04:42,694 --> 00:04:46,307 And fetch! 118 00:04:46,393 --> 00:04:47,785 [grunts] 119 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:50,833 [laughs] 120 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,443 - Woof. Bark. Woof-woof bark. 121 00:04:52,530 --> 00:04:55,838 [rapid barking] 122 00:04:55,924 --> 00:04:57,578 - Roll over. 123 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:00,232 And roll, and roll, and roll... 124 00:05:00,321 --> 00:05:02,148 - You know what, Stu, 125 00:05:02,234 --> 00:05:04,062 when you're right, you're right, 126 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:05,761 except for that time you convinced me 127 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:06,804 to buy a cowboy hat. 128 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,241 [horse neighs] 129 00:05:08,328 --> 00:05:10,460 [quirky music] 130 00:05:10,547 --> 00:05:11,593 - Look, guys. 131 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,290 I gots a doggy now too. 132 00:05:13,376 --> 00:05:14,770 His name is Rusty. 133 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:15,944 - Woof. Bark. Woof. 134 00:05:16,032 --> 00:05:17,773 - Awesome. - Whoa! 135 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,602 - That's the amazingest doggy I ever seen. 136 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:24,388 - Is that dog from outer space? - That's a doggy? 137 00:05:24,475 --> 00:05:26,477 He's kind of shiny. 138 00:05:26,564 --> 00:05:28,218 And clanky. [metal clanking] 139 00:05:28,304 --> 00:05:30,350 - Lick. Lick. Lick. - [laughs] 140 00:05:30,438 --> 00:05:32,482 - Rusty's a really good boy. 141 00:05:32,569 --> 00:05:36,617 - Woof. Bark. Woof. I have to go potty now. 142 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,141 - [barks] 143 00:05:38,227 --> 00:05:39,838 [sniffs] [growls] 144 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:41,665 [all screaming] - It's okay. 145 00:05:41,752 --> 00:05:43,972 They're just jelly beans. 146 00:05:44,059 --> 00:05:46,802 [both giggling] 147 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,544 - [cheering] - [chewing] 148 00:05:50,674 --> 00:05:52,460 - Aw. Sweet dreams, pal. 149 00:05:56,071 --> 00:05:57,682 - [whimpering] 150 00:05:57,768 --> 00:06:01,119 [suspenseful music] 151 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:03,340 [whimpering] 152 00:06:03,427 --> 00:06:06,821 [bass-heavy music] 153 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,475 [muffler bangs] 154 00:06:08,562 --> 00:06:09,999 [alarm blaring] 155 00:06:10,085 --> 00:06:12,088 [dogs barking] 156 00:06:12,174 --> 00:06:13,263 - What? 157 00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:14,437 [screams] 158 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:16,396 [screams] 159 00:06:16,484 --> 00:06:18,398 The remote. Where's the remote? 160 00:06:18,485 --> 00:06:20,182 Stu! 161 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:22,227 - Uh-oh. Be right there. 162 00:06:22,314 --> 00:06:25,275 [alarm blaring] [dogs barking] 163 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:28,278 [keypad beeps] [alarm stops] 164 00:06:28,364 --> 00:06:30,280 There. That should do it. Good as new again. 165 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:33,021 - Hey Stu, I don't think this is working out. 166 00:06:33,109 --> 00:06:35,545 Chuckie could develop a fear of all things metal. 167 00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:37,112 And what would that look like? 168 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:39,114 He might never wear braces. 169 00:06:39,201 --> 00:06:40,986 Or make toast. 170 00:06:41,073 --> 00:06:43,206 - I'll just recalibrate Rusty to be more helpful. 171 00:06:43,292 --> 00:06:45,121 Everything will be fine. 172 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,643 Nice PJs. 173 00:06:48,602 --> 00:06:50,256 [laughter] 174 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,867 - Boing boing! 175 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,391 - Hey, Chuckie. Where's Rusty? 176 00:06:54,477 --> 00:06:56,828 - [whispering] Shh. I sneaked away from him. 177 00:06:56,915 --> 00:06:58,177 - How come? 178 00:06:58,263 --> 00:07:00,788 - He's been acting all weird and scary. 179 00:07:00,876 --> 00:07:03,487 Your daddy said he fixed him and made him helper-a-ful, 180 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:04,967 but--oh, shh. 181 00:07:05,054 --> 00:07:08,448 Here he comes. [jets whooshing] 182 00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:13,323 - [grunts] 183 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:15,629 Oh, well, he doesn't look scary now. 184 00:07:15,717 --> 00:07:17,761 Come on, let's play bouncy ball. 185 00:07:17,848 --> 00:07:19,763 - Well, all right. 186 00:07:21,287 --> 00:07:24,203 [laughter] 187 00:07:31,297 --> 00:07:33,734 - Hey. 188 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:34,823 That's no fair. 189 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:36,954 - Yeah, we want a turn too. 190 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,261 - Rusty's wrecking the game. 191 00:07:39,348 --> 00:07:42,177 - Rusty, you're not 'apposed to keep pushing the ball to me. 192 00:07:42,265 --> 00:07:44,484 We're-- [babbling] 193 00:07:44,571 --> 00:07:46,703 [beeping] 194 00:07:49,184 --> 00:07:50,186 [bird squawks] 195 00:07:50,273 --> 00:07:52,927 [satellite beeping] 196 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,451 - Bye, bouncy ball. 197 00:07:54,537 --> 00:07:56,888 - You never miss 'em till they're gone. 198 00:07:56,975 --> 00:07:58,280 - Sorry, guys. 199 00:07:58,367 --> 00:08:00,326 Guess we'll have to play something else. 200 00:08:00,412 --> 00:08:02,503 - I know. Reptar Attack. 201 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:04,722 [growling] - [laughs] 202 00:08:06,158 --> 00:08:07,811 - [gasps] 203 00:08:07,898 --> 00:08:10,335 - No, Rusty. Quit helping me. 204 00:08:10,422 --> 00:08:13,338 No, I don't want it. 205 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:17,429 - [grunting] 206 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:18,953 [tense music] 207 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,347 [all grunting] 208 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:24,915 ♪ ♪ 209 00:08:25,002 --> 00:08:26,831 [all groan] 210 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:30,573 - Aw, Reptar's all yucky now. 211 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,444 - I can live with it. 212 00:08:32,532 --> 00:08:34,098 - This is terrible! 213 00:08:34,185 --> 00:08:37,059 Rusty won't let Chuckie have fun with us anymore. 214 00:08:37,146 --> 00:08:39,626 - No, I can still have fun. I just--aah! 215 00:08:39,713 --> 00:08:41,019 - Woof. Bark. Woof. 216 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:43,631 Time to go home. - [screaming] 217 00:08:43,718 --> 00:08:45,762 - I had a feeling it would end like this. 218 00:08:47,548 --> 00:08:49,766 - There's Tommy and Susie 219 00:08:49,853 --> 00:08:52,640 and Phil and Lil. 220 00:08:52,727 --> 00:08:55,730 Oh, remember when we used to be so happy? 221 00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:58,209 They'd all splash and play in mud 222 00:08:58,296 --> 00:09:01,649 and I'd watch from a safe distance across the yard. 223 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:03,694 Oh, those were the days... 224 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:06,261 [babbling] - Aww. 225 00:09:06,348 --> 00:09:08,306 My sad little man. 226 00:09:08,394 --> 00:09:10,919 It's that scary robot, isn't it? 227 00:09:11,006 --> 00:09:13,312 Well, we're gonna give that jelly bean pooper right back 228 00:09:13,399 --> 00:09:16,184 to Tommy's daddy right now, we are. 229 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:19,057 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Dog catcher. Dog catcher. 230 00:09:19,144 --> 00:09:22,452 - Why would Stu program a dog catcher mode? 231 00:09:22,539 --> 00:09:26,761 I'm just an oboe player! Second chair! 232 00:09:26,847 --> 00:09:28,371 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Woof. 233 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:30,112 [piano keys clanging] - [screams] 234 00:09:30,198 --> 00:09:32,809 How do I keep losing the remote? 235 00:09:32,896 --> 00:09:34,550 [screams] - Woof. Bark. Woof. 236 00:09:34,637 --> 00:09:36,334 [suspenseful music] 237 00:09:36,421 --> 00:09:39,338 Woof. Bark. Woof. 238 00:09:39,424 --> 00:09:41,339 Woof. Bark. Woof. 239 00:09:41,426 --> 00:09:43,342 Woof. Bark. Woof. 240 00:09:43,429 --> 00:09:45,343 ♪ ♪ 241 00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:47,911 - Agh! 242 00:09:47,998 --> 00:09:50,871 [screams] [gasps] 243 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:51,828 [menacing tone] 244 00:09:51,915 --> 00:09:54,222 [gasping] 245 00:09:54,309 --> 00:09:56,486 - Woof. Bark. Woof. Intruder. - [screams] 246 00:09:56,573 --> 00:09:59,141 - Help! We've gotta save my daddy! 247 00:09:59,227 --> 00:10:01,142 - I got your backs, Chuckie. 248 00:10:01,229 --> 00:10:05,582 A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do. 249 00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:09,804 My trusty Studriver to the rescue! 250 00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:15,418 [beeps] 251 00:10:15,505 --> 00:10:17,027 [mechanical humming] 252 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:20,727 [jets whooshing] 253 00:10:27,516 --> 00:10:28,779 - There it goes, 254 00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:31,434 probably my most perfect imperfect invention. 255 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:34,001 - Oh, that's not true, honey. 256 00:10:34,088 --> 00:10:35,785 You've had hundreds of them. 257 00:10:35,872 --> 00:10:37,745 - Oh, my gosh! 258 00:10:37,832 --> 00:10:40,877 I thought that soulless hunk of metal was gonna eat me! 259 00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:42,400 - No worries. 260 00:10:42,487 --> 00:10:44,011 I'll build a better one for you with no bugs. 261 00:10:44,098 --> 00:10:47,319 - Stu, I don't want another Rusty. 262 00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:49,886 - But Chas, Chuckie needs a pet. 263 00:10:49,973 --> 00:10:52,673 - What I think Chas is saying is that he might want 264 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,764 a nice simple pet for Chuckie, like a hermit crab. 265 00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:58,591 - Hermit crab? 266 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:02,246 I've heard they're a very quiet, sensitive species. 267 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,336 - I'm sorry. Sometimes I get carried away. 268 00:11:04,423 --> 00:11:05,207 - [barks] 269 00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:06,424 - [laughs] 270 00:11:06,511 --> 00:11:08,384 Thanks, Spike. 271 00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:11,735 Guess I don't need my own bestest doggy friend after all. 272 00:11:11,822 --> 00:11:13,476 - That's right, Chuckie. 273 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:16,608 You got all your bestest friends right here. 274 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:19,873 - [barks] 275 00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:24,356 - Phil, save some for later. - Sorry. Doody calls. 276 00:11:28,447 --> 00:11:30,841 [bright music] 277 00:11:30,928 --> 00:11:33,539 [exciting sci-fi music] 278 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,804 - [growling] 279 00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:42,243 [roars] 280 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:44,420 - Reptar. 281 00:11:44,506 --> 00:11:47,074 - In space. 282 00:11:47,161 --> 00:11:50,381 - Wow. [both whining and grunting] 283 00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:51,557 - I don't know what's wrong with these two. 284 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,169 They used to be my happy little Jordan and Pippen, 285 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,649 John and Paul, peanut butter and jelly. 286 00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:59,130 Now they're more like... I don't know. 287 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:00,697 - Oh. 288 00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:02,002 Peanut butter and onion? 289 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,569 - That's actually not a bad sandwich. 290 00:12:04,656 --> 00:12:07,224 [upbeat music] 291 00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:12,578 - Cynthia, here's your green nacho tea latte. 292 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,406 - Jonathan, what did you do to my green matcha latte? 293 00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,540 It's unusually delicious today. 294 00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:19,410 - [laughs] 295 00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:20,804 Oh, just an extra sprinkle of-- 296 00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:23,632 - Oh, who am I kidding? 297 00:12:23,719 --> 00:12:25,852 There's nothing that can take away the stress 298 00:12:25,939 --> 00:12:29,160 of this city council job. 299 00:12:29,246 --> 00:12:31,423 What I need is a spa day. - Excellent idea. 300 00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:33,251 I'll book you a spa appointment at once. 301 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:37,777 - I also need cucumber slices for my eyes and ice cold water. 302 00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:39,561 - Now? But I am driving. 303 00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:40,867 - Eh, you'll find a way. 304 00:12:40,954 --> 00:12:43,740 - Did you hear that, Cynthia? 305 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:47,091 Mommy gets whatever she wants 'cause she's got a Jonathan. 306 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,573 [gasps] You're right! 307 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:54,184 I need a Jonathan too. 308 00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:00,539 - [roars] 309 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,540 [lasers zapping] 310 00:13:02,627 --> 00:13:06,849 [all gasp] - Get out of there, Reptar! 311 00:13:06,937 --> 00:13:08,939 - Hi, Aunt Didi. Hi, Aunt Betty. 312 00:13:09,025 --> 00:13:10,897 Mommy can't stay on account of she's skipping work 313 00:13:10,985 --> 00:13:12,900 and having a spa day. 314 00:13:12,987 --> 00:13:14,597 - Hmm. 315 00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:16,598 - Can you believe it? 316 00:13:16,685 --> 00:13:20,689 All of my meetings were canceled. 317 00:13:20,776 --> 00:13:22,734 I would have invited you ladies, 318 00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:25,521 but, well, then who would watch the children? 319 00:13:25,607 --> 00:13:26,914 [laughs] 320 00:13:27,001 --> 00:13:28,567 - You know what would be nice? 321 00:13:28,654 --> 00:13:31,266 To have our own spa day right here. 322 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,007 - Count me in. - But--I already have-- 323 00:13:34,094 --> 00:13:35,704 - I'll whip up some facials. 324 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,707 - But that's not-- 325 00:13:37,794 --> 00:13:39,274 Jonathan! 326 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,712 - An afternoon off. Score! [laughs] 327 00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:44,974 - All right. Let's get this going. 328 00:13:45,061 --> 00:13:48,761 - [roaring] 329 00:13:48,848 --> 00:13:51,415 [exciting sci-fi music] 330 00:13:51,502 --> 00:13:53,462 ♪ ♪ 331 00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:56,813 - Psst. Finster. Talk to me for a sec. 332 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,164 - I-I-I don't want any trouble, Angelica. 333 00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:02,775 - No trouble. I wanna play a new game. 334 00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:04,776 It's called Be My Jonathan. 335 00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:07,214 I made it up special for you and me. 336 00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:08,998 I'd ask Tommy, but you know how he gets. 337 00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:12,349 - Reptar, use your laser beams! 338 00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,612 - I have been trying to be more adventurous lately. 339 00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:16,223 - Good. 340 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:17,616 Now go get the frosted animal cookies 341 00:14:17,703 --> 00:14:19,923 out of the bag Aunt Didi hides behind the Hanukkah stuff. 342 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,229 - Where's that? - In the pantry. 343 00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:23,578 - But where? - The bottom shelf. 344 00:14:23,665 --> 00:14:25,536 - How many cookies? - Only the pink ones. 345 00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:26,450 - Okay. 346 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:29,584 [quirky music] 347 00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:30,803 What's a pantry? 348 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:33,022 - Ugh! Chucky, you're bad at this. 349 00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:35,025 - I tried to tell you that. 350 00:14:35,112 --> 00:14:36,505 - You're fired! 351 00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:37,940 - Shh. 352 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,856 - Oh, hello, Susie Carmichael. 353 00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:41,248 Do you want to play Be my Jo-- 354 00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:42,814 - Nope. Never. No way. 355 00:14:42,902 --> 00:14:44,992 - Lil. 356 00:14:45,078 --> 00:14:46,602 Move. I can't see. 357 00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:49,039 - You move, Phil. This is my spot. 358 00:14:50,736 --> 00:14:52,303 - [grunts] 359 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,915 - Excuse me, Phillip. 360 00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:57,918 - You told me to move, Lillian. 361 00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,876 - Here's a good spot, Phil. 362 00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:01,181 - That's okay, Tommy. 363 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:03,010 I'm gonna go play blocks or something. 364 00:15:03,097 --> 00:15:06,535 [grunting] 365 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:11,540 - Hello, Phil. 366 00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:13,323 How'd you like to play a new game 367 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,587 called Be My Jonathan? 368 00:15:15,674 --> 00:15:16,979 - Sounds boring. 369 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,286 I like trains. And mud. 370 00:15:19,373 --> 00:15:21,463 - [sighs] My mistake. 371 00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:24,466 It is kind of a hard game. 372 00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:27,685 Maybe I should ask someone else, like Lil. 373 00:15:27,772 --> 00:15:31,212 - Uh, no! Ask me. What do I have to do? 374 00:15:31,299 --> 00:15:32,996 - You have to drive my Cynthia car 375 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,477 while I ride in the back and call you Jonathan. 376 00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:38,958 - But you said if we ever touched your Cynthia car, 377 00:15:39,045 --> 00:15:41,482 you'd tie us up with extra-long socks. 378 00:15:41,569 --> 00:15:43,310 - Shh. 379 00:15:43,397 --> 00:15:44,267 - [whispering] I say a lot of things. 380 00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:46,140 Do you want to drive the car or not? 381 00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:53,582 - Is Phil okay? - Don't know and don't care. 382 00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:55,713 He's been in a bad mood for days. 383 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,151 Maybe even minutes. 384 00:15:58,238 --> 00:16:00,805 Forget about him. Let's us play! 385 00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:03,243 - [whining] Tommy. 386 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:07,551 - [roaring] 387 00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,118 - Mush! Mush! 388 00:16:09,205 --> 00:16:11,599 - [breathing heavily] 389 00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:15,082 - Mush! Mush! 390 00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:16,909 Good doggy. 391 00:16:16,996 --> 00:16:20,391 Crabby Phil never let me mush that long. 392 00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:23,785 - Water. Need water. 393 00:16:23,872 --> 00:16:25,830 - [panting] 394 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,009 [upbeat music] 395 00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:31,707 - Maybe it's the leftover guacamole on my face talking, 396 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,405 but I'm starting to feel better. 397 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:38,496 - Betty's been having some behavior issues with the twins. 398 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,368 - Well, we can't all be a perfect mother. 399 00:16:41,455 --> 00:16:42,847 - Char, you're hysterical. 400 00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,762 - [laughs] 401 00:16:44,849 --> 00:16:47,243 Don't call me Char. 402 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:49,463 - Jonathan, I'm ready for my latte now. 403 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,769 [grunts] 404 00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:54,381 [sighs] 405 00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:56,165 [slurps] 406 00:16:56,252 --> 00:16:58,429 [spits] Jonathan! 407 00:16:58,516 --> 00:17:00,256 I said half apple, half cranberry! 408 00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:03,825 - I'm gonna drive the car now! 409 00:17:03,913 --> 00:17:04,653 [engine revs] 410 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,047 - Whoa! 411 00:17:07,134 --> 00:17:09,004 - [laughs] 412 00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:11,616 [upbeat pop music] 413 00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:12,964 ♪ ♪ 414 00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:14,792 [tires squeal] 415 00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:20,320 ♪ ♪ 416 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,148 - Yuck. - [blows raspberry] 417 00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:26,195 - Hmph. 418 00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:29,286 [mischievous music] 419 00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:31,331 Chuckie, if you're gonna be my new, 420 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,682 more fun, better Phil... 421 00:17:33,769 --> 00:17:35,813 [chewing] 422 00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:38,382 You're gonna have to try new foods with me. 423 00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:40,819 - But I don't wants to eat dog food. 424 00:17:40,905 --> 00:17:43,560 - I know it's not as good as fish food, 425 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,260 but it's way better than cat food. 426 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,271 - Mmm, mmm, mmm. 427 00:17:57,357 --> 00:17:59,446 [gags, coughs] 428 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:01,187 Disgusting! [spits] 429 00:18:01,274 --> 00:18:03,146 - [barks] 430 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,105 - [panting] 431 00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:06,497 - No fair. 432 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,630 Me and Lil always try new foods together. 433 00:18:09,717 --> 00:18:13,069 - Oh, Jonathan, it's time for my beauty treatment. 434 00:18:13,155 --> 00:18:16,071 Did you bring my cucumber pieces and spa day stuff? 435 00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:18,726 - Uh, I think so. Here. 436 00:18:18,813 --> 00:18:21,077 [frog ribbits] 437 00:18:21,164 --> 00:18:23,819 - [screaming] 438 00:18:23,905 --> 00:18:24,776 - Here. 439 00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:26,081 - [screams] 440 00:18:26,168 --> 00:18:27,997 Not in my mouth! Not in my mouth! 441 00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,694 - Crabby Phil loves frogs. 442 00:18:30,781 --> 00:18:33,915 Oh, maybe I miss Crabby Phil, 443 00:18:34,002 --> 00:18:35,874 a little. 444 00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,832 - [whimpering] 445 00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:38,834 Me too. 446 00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:41,052 [ribbiting] 447 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,445 - Okay. 448 00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,012 [bones cracking] - Ow! 449 00:18:44,099 --> 00:18:46,146 - Well, I feel more relaxed. How about you, Char? 450 00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:48,886 - To be clear, Betty, when I booked a spa day, 451 00:18:48,973 --> 00:18:51,889 I just needed exfoliation and a little time to myself. 452 00:18:51,976 --> 00:18:53,456 Is that too much to ask? 453 00:18:53,543 --> 00:18:54,544 - Not at all. 454 00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:56,416 Sometimes little things pile up, 455 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,418 like babies and bottles and bath toys 456 00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,723 and the constant struggle for identity 457 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:01,203 and an overly-judgy, soul-sapping, 458 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,989 social-media-obsessed world! 459 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,123 Oh, I don't know where that came from. 460 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:08,993 [sighs] - Whoa. Hmm. 461 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,431 [phone dialing] 462 00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:12,562 - Jonathan, this homegrown spa day 463 00:19:12,649 --> 00:19:14,782 is not what I needed. 464 00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:17,568 Get back here with an excuse for me to go back to work 465 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:20,963 before I turn feral! 466 00:19:21,049 --> 00:19:22,572 - [roaring] 467 00:19:22,659 --> 00:19:25,793 [triumphant music] 468 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,098 ♪ ♪ 469 00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:30,059 - Wow! Reptar was amazing this times. 470 00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:31,146 Right, Chuckie? 471 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:32,234 Chuckie? 472 00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:35,281 - Hey, where'd everybody go? 473 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,110 - Hey, Phil. Where's Lil? 474 00:19:39,198 --> 00:19:41,201 - She's with Chuckie now. 475 00:19:41,288 --> 00:19:44,551 [grunting] 476 00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:48,032 And I'm a Jonathan. 477 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:49,644 - What's a Jonathan? 478 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,124 - It's a new game I'm playing with Angelica. 479 00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:55,736 Oops, I hasta pick up Cynthia from her spa "appoinkment." 480 00:19:55,823 --> 00:19:57,260 - Right. 481 00:19:57,347 --> 00:19:59,870 So what's the fun part of the game? 482 00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:02,787 - Oh, I get to drive the car around, 483 00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:06,574 and...that's the only fun part. 484 00:20:06,661 --> 00:20:08,010 - Wouldn't you rather play with us? 485 00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:09,706 And Lil? 486 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,579 - Can't. I'm in too deep. 487 00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:15,059 - Jonathan, what's taking so long?! 488 00:20:15,146 --> 00:20:17,846 I wanna see Cynthia all glowy and relaxed! 489 00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:19,455 - Gotta go. 490 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,719 Angelica says a Jonathan never rests. 491 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:23,851 Bye. 492 00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:27,769 - You know who could get Phil out of this mess? 493 00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:30,640 - [grunting] 494 00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:33,470 Your turn next, Chuckie. 495 00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:35,906 - We had a good run, you and me. 496 00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:38,606 But I just want everything to go back to norman. 497 00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:39,911 - Need your help, Lil. 498 00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:42,043 - We wants to play with Phil, 499 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:45,700 but he's stuck playing a new game with Angelica. 500 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,007 - I do not know anyone named Phillip. 501 00:20:49,094 --> 00:20:51,009 Go on. 502 00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:54,534 - The only one who can get Phil out of trouble is you. 503 00:20:54,622 --> 00:20:59,279 - It's true. I gets lots of practice. 504 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,585 - Jonathan, are you there? 505 00:21:01,672 --> 00:21:04,719 - I'm here, Ms. Important City Lady. 506 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,589 - Good. 507 00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:08,896 Now, are you sure you turned the knob three times? 508 00:21:08,983 --> 00:21:11,203 This mist level feels like five. 509 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:13,815 - Sorry, Your Excellently. 510 00:21:13,902 --> 00:21:17,339 - Oh, Phillip, Phillip, Phillip. 511 00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:19,167 - Ooh, can you help him, Lil? 512 00:21:19,254 --> 00:21:21,692 - I'm not sure anyone can help him. 513 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:25,305 - Nah, this is a peasy one. Watch. 514 00:21:25,392 --> 00:21:28,046 [mischievous music] 515 00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:28,916 ♪ ♪ 516 00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:30,135 [grunts] 517 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,355 [hose groaning] 518 00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:33,922 - Jonathan, where's my mist? 519 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:35,837 I can't wait around here all day! 520 00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:38,056 [yelling] 521 00:21:38,143 --> 00:21:39,884 [screams] 522 00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:46,934 You're fired! 523 00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:50,895 - [barking] [laughter] 524 00:21:50,982 --> 00:21:53,768 - I really missed you today. 525 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,117 What were we fighting about anyway? 526 00:21:56,204 --> 00:21:58,032 - I do not know. 527 00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,730 Got anymore of that doggie food? 528 00:21:59,817 --> 00:22:03,167 - Thought you'd never ask. 529 00:22:03,254 --> 00:22:04,431 [both laugh] 530 00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:10,828 [bright music] 531 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:17,530 ♪ ♪