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♪ Christmas
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♪ The snow's coming down
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♪ Christmas
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♪ I'm watching it fall
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♪ Christmas
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♪ Lots of people around
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♪ Christmas
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♪ Baby, please come home
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♪ Christmas
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♪ The church bells in town
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♪ Christmas
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♪ Are ringing in song
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♪ Christmas
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♪ Full of happy sounds
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♪ Christmas.
♪ Baby, please come home
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Hey, Johnny, what are you
doing down here?
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Well, we finally get
everybody back together
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to take on the ISA and...
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they bench me.
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Yeah, well, Starman asked me
to stay behind, too,
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to get the Rocket Racer
ready just... just in case.
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Life on the bench.
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Doesn't feel good, does it,
Stripesy?
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Speaking honestly, it can be
a little rough on the old ego,
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but I trust whatever Sylvester
thinks is best.
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Spoken like a loyal sidekick.
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Hey, nothing wrong
with being a sidekick.
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Yeah, but see,
that's the thing.
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I'm not even that.
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I'm the JSA charity case.
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Heck, Pat, on paper,
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Thunderbolt is more powerful
than Green Lantern,
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Flash, all of 'em combined,
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but in my hands,
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it's nothing but another mess
for the JSA to clean up.
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♪ 'Cause I remember
when you were here ♪
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♪ And all the fun we had
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Oh, hey,
how's a little eggnog sound?
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It's my dad's old recipe.
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It's got a little kick too.
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Ooh, I like a kick!
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They got Solomon Grundy.
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What?
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You need backup? You got 'em.
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Sorry, Pat. Just Johnny.
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But, Wildcat,
I mean, you know,
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we're talking about
the entire ISA now, right?
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- Members only.
- Sylvester insisted.
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Hey!
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You got a kid to look out for.
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There's nothing more important.
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Let's go.
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Okay, good luck.
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Thanks, Stripesy.
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Hey, when I get back
we'll have that eggnog, okay?
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♪ Oh, please
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♪ Christmas
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♪ Oh, please
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- Hey, boys, it's Dugan.
- There he is.
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- Hey!
- Oh, Dugan!
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Morning, Dugan.
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Devin, Lutz, Marky,
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it's a little early,
don't you think?
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Did you set your alarm
just to bully me?
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To get paid, paperboy.
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Ah, why do you need
the money, a brain transplant?
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All right, that's gonna
cost you extra, Dugan.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah.
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Get 'em while it's hot!
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- Ooh!
- You look great.
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- Thank you!
- Ahh, I just love
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the smell of bacon
in the morning, don't you?
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Smells like...
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Victory!
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Yeah, see, never count
your winnings
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before you collect,
okay, Court?
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The Shade has no idea
who he's up against.
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First of all, he's obviously
very dangerous.
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So I think you should
definitely bring S.T.R.I.P.E.
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Mom, we need
the element of surprise.
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S.T.R.I.P.E.'s as subtle
as a tank.
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Doesn't he have, like,
a silent mode?
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- That's a good idea.
- Silent mode? Seriously?
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- Or... I don't know...
- Invisibility?
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- Ugh, Mom, you're...
- You're embarrassing yourself.
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Let the professionals
figure it out.
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Okay, listen,
here's the deal.
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No one's gonna make a move
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until we have a plan that
everyone agrees with, okay?
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- Okay.
- Hey, you doing JSA stuff?
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- Yup.
- Ah, The Shade?
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Who's this creep?
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Somebody's butt
we're gonna kick...
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Carefully.
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We're gonna do it
very, very carefully,
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and it's not something you need
to be worrying about, Mike.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Okay, Barb,
what can I get you?
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- Toast and jam.
- Toast and jam.
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Court, what would you like?
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What?
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- I'm on my route right now.
- Don't you hear the dog?
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Okay, okay.
Another customer?
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I got plenty, Mr. Bloomkiss.
Please just give it to Jakeem.
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It'll be in better hands.
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Okay. Okay, okay, fine, fine.
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I'll take it.
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What was it again?
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210...
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Come on.
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Yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Paperboy and human punching bag.
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Wish I was a superhero.
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What the heck?
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Oh, shoot!
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"So cool"?
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Ah. Whoowhee!
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Ah!
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Whoo-ooh!
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Oh, yeah!
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What the heck are you?
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I'm your new best friend
and you don't even know it!
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- What's going on?
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What's going on
is that you, Mike Dugan,
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are now in control of me,
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The Thunderbolt!
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The Thunderbolt?
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As in Johnny Thunder
and The Thunderbolt!
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Of the Justice Society
of America!
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You're so lucky.
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This belonged to the JSA?
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Yep! You said the magic word,
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and now I'm back in action.
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Wait, so the magic words
are "so cool"?
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Word, singular.
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It's pronounced "sowkewl"
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in my native homeland
of Bahdnesia.
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- Bahd-what?
- It's not on the map anymore.
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Thanks for bringing it up.
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Sowkewl means "set free"
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"the all-powerful force
upon the Earth
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of the magical
and awe-inspiring Thunderbolt!"
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It's also a synonym
for the sound on the chalkboard
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that drives everyone crazy,
but I like that sound.
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So if I free the genie...
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Your wish is my command!
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- So all the wishes I want?
- Yup!
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Start small.
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I'm thirsty.
I wish I had some water.
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I meant in a glass.
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Rule number one:
You gotta be specific.
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Oh, my gosh, you look so silly.
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I love it when people do that.
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Uh-oh!
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Human, three o'clock.
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- Morning.
- Nothing like a good sweat
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to start off the day, huh?
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Wish I was dry.
Did you hear that?
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Thanks. Well, you're welcome.
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You're learning.
You're learning.
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It's never a good thing
when other people see me.
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Reactions range from
mild amusement to sheer panic.
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Sent one guy to the ER.
Heart attack, yeah.
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He recovered, I think.
I don't know. He was old.
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He probably didn't have
much time anyway.
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This is fun.
So what else can I do for you?
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I'm thinking.
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Okay, I got it.
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I wish I was taller.
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What the hell?
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What? You're taller.
You gotta be...
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Specific. Yeah, okay.
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I wish my body was taller.
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Uh-uh, sorry.
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Can't wish
for the same thing twice.
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And be happy about that
in this case.
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Wishes about body
transformation never go well.
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Another rule?
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Well, yeah, there are a few.
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Let me see
if I can remember them.
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I mean, there are only...
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Can't wish for someone to die.
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Can't wish someone back
from the dead.
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That's important.
The last guy that tried...
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Okay, back to the point.
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So you were a member
of the JSA and so was...
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Johnny Thunder,
my previous master.
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And you are my new one.
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Super sowkewl.
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You're late, Rick.
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Sorry, I just had
to feed the dog.
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When'd you get a dog?
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Well, turns out,
the girl who cried wolf
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was, uh, right after all.
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Of course I was right.
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There's a wolf in Blue Valley.
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He's called The Shade,
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the last member
of the Injustice Society.
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The Shade worked with the ISA
in the past,
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but he quit a while back.
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I don't know
what he's up to now,
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but he's going by the name
Richard Swift.
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He's posing
as an antiques dealer
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and he's basically
an antique himself.
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There's photographic evidence
of him going back to the 1800s.
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So he's, like, really old?
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- Pat thinks he doesn't age.
- His powers...
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- Are shadows.
- His powers are shadows.
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He can manipulate them
and travel through darkness.
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So why is he in Blue Valley?
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To finish what the ISA started?
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I don't think so, Beth.
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He had a falling-out with them
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after he helped them
defeat the JSA, but...
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I know he's bad news.
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I watched him kill Dr. Mid-Nite.
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Stripesy! Get out!
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The Shade killed Dr. Mid-Nite?
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So that means...
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Dr. Mid-Nite's
the only one of the JSA
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that we haven't
gotten justice for.
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- We need to.
- First things first,
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we need to find out
where The Shade is hiding.
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All for that, but then what?
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You can't punch a shadow, Court.
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- Pat?
- Yeah.
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How does one punch a shadow?
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Oh, well, yeah.
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I mean, as long
as you're asking,
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I did see Starman
incapacitate The Shade one time
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- using the staff.
- Yes!
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S-so... so we knock out
this shadowy freak.
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And then what, Mr. Dugan?
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I don't know yet.
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I don't know.
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Oh!
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It's only me.
I hope I didn't scare you.
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- Well, yeah, a little bit.
- Please forgive me.
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What are you doing here,
Mr. Swift?
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Yes, well, your colleague,
um, Charlotte?
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She told me where you were,
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looking into William Zarick's
collection, and I thought,
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"Well, why don't we have a
little treasure hunt together?"
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Won't that be thrilling?
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You're trespassing, Mr. Swift.
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Perhaps.
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But sometimes
breaking the rules can be fun.
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I was looking into the inventory
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just in case I heard from you.
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Oh, well, and here I am.
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Is there anything in particular
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you're looking for?
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Oh, I'll know it when I see it.
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Is, uh, this what
you're looking for?
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I believe you dropped it.
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It's dead.
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Oh, well, that's modern
technology for you.
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It lets you down
when you need it the most.
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00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:53,567
Find something?
262
00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:10,932
Um...
263
00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:13,587
Do you mind if I...
If I keep this?
264
00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:15,941
It's... it's just an empty box.
265
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,941
I don't really think
I can let you.
266
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:24,119
It's part
of the Zarick inventory.
267
00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:33,999
Oh, dear.
268
00:15:34,023 --> 00:15:35,827
And there was I,
269
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:39,138
thinking we were getting on so famously.
270
00:15:41,726 --> 00:15:44,139
I really must insist.
271
00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:11,123
History teaches us
that all civilizations
272
00:16:11,147 --> 00:16:13,125
eventually come to an end.
273
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:15,910
But now that we're global,
that changes.
274
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,085
We're connected.
275
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,435
We are one civilization,
276
00:16:19,459 --> 00:16:22,917
vulnerable to extinction
as so many were before...
277
00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:29,837
Yolanda, you okay?
278
00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:33,493
Headaches again?
279
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:35,103
- Mm-hmm.
- A disease?
280
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:39,151
Or an environmental catastrophe?
281
00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:42,110
How are we gonna stop
The Shade once we find him?
282
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:45,030
Pat's working on it.
283
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:47,942
I don't wanna be
in another situation
284
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,509
- like Brainwave, Court.
- Let's take a look
285
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:51,206
at some of the civilizations
that have managed...
286
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:54,209
I can't do what I did again.
287
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:56,211
I won't.
288
00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:58,083
Courtney? Yolanda?
289
00:16:58,107 --> 00:16:59,827
Care to answer?
290
00:17:01,327 --> 00:17:03,131
Um...
291
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:06,178
I assume you were conferring
about the topic at hand.
292
00:17:06,202 --> 00:17:07,875
In 1521,
293
00:17:07,899 --> 00:17:11,705
why did the Aztec civilization
suddenly disappear?
294
00:17:16,908 --> 00:17:19,234
- Uh...
- Well,
295
00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:21,584
this conquistador named Cortés,
296
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:25,023
who sounds like a total jerk,
conquered the Aztecs,
297
00:17:25,047 --> 00:17:26,894
so that was bad enough, right?
298
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:29,201
But at the same time,
the Europeans brought over
299
00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:30,593
the super plague.
300
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,030
So between them both,
301
00:17:32,054 --> 00:17:34,336
the Aztecs
didn't stand a chance.
302
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,599
RIP Aztecs.
303
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,907
Correct, Courtney.
304
00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:41,517
We'll come up with a plan
305
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:45,130
that doesn't involve anything
remotely like that.
306
00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:46,308
I promise.
307
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,703
How did you know all of that?
308
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,095
Turns out, if you actually
read the book,
309
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,231
history's not that hard.
310
00:18:02,171 --> 00:18:03,757
How much for those cookies?
311
00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:06,586
- Ooh, what's our plan here?
- You will see.
312
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,240
$5?
313
00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:10,416
I'm not paying $5
for a box of cookies.
314
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,071
Look, Molly, you give us
three boxes of cookies
315
00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:14,115
and we walk away.
316
00:18:14,139 --> 00:18:15,508
Why should I?
317
00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:16,509
Because we'll crush 'em
if you don't.
318
00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:18,163
Now hand them over.
319
00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:20,208
Yeah, and none
of that shortbread stuff!
320
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,428
- Yeah!
- A little girl?
321
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:24,038
That's worse than usual.
322
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,605
I'm not gonna give you
free cookies.
323
00:18:25,629 --> 00:18:27,259
Oh, you're not gonna give us
free cookies?
324
00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:29,217
- Uh-huh, uh-huh!
- Come on, let's go!
325
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,653
- Let's go!
- Mom!
326
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,828
Thunderbolt,
I wish you'd make 'em stop.
327
00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:34,788
You got it!
328
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,226
That's great.
329
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,186
Look at how freaked out
they are.
330
00:18:43,212 --> 00:18:45,016
Whoa!
331
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,147
What is this?
332
00:18:46,171 --> 00:18:47,366
O-okay, that's... that's good.
333
00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:48,758
You can stop now.
334
00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:51,109
Well, I can't until they do.
335
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,329
Run!
336
00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,571
No, no, no. Aah!
337
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,971
Run!
338
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:30,626
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
339
00:19:34,219 --> 00:19:36,328
Don't worry,
we're gonna figure this out.
340
00:19:36,352 --> 00:19:38,286
Things are looking up from here.
341
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,343
Mike?
342
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,820
Guess who's the newest member
343
00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:54,302
of the Justice Society
of America?
344
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,347
Me.
345
00:19:56,546 --> 00:19:58,872
You mean us! Ta-da!
346
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,222
Pleasure to meet you.
347
00:20:02,682 --> 00:20:03,703
What's going on?
348
00:20:03,727 --> 00:20:06,358
Sorry about the sign.
349
00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:07,841
Tough crowd, right?
350
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:10,318
I knew you took the other stuff
351
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,928
from the JSA headquarters,
352
00:20:11,952 --> 00:20:13,756
but you didn't tell me
you took the pen.
353
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,367
- I forgot about it!
- Okay, Court,
354
00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:16,411
I told you it was dangerous.
355
00:20:16,435 --> 00:20:18,283
Somebody could have been killed.
356
00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:19,371
Well, you should've told me
everything about it
357
00:20:19,395 --> 00:20:20,763
in the first place.
358
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,202
You know, been specific.
359
00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:26,421
You gotta be real specific
with the wishing,
360
00:20:26,445 --> 00:20:28,554
- let me tell you, pal.
- No, Mike. No more wishes.
361
00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:33,124
But, Mr. Dugan, if this genie
really grants wishes,
362
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,300
maybe he could fix the goggles?
363
00:20:35,324 --> 00:20:37,432
- Or find The Shade?
- And stop him.
364
00:20:37,456 --> 00:20:39,434
Trust me, he'd just
cause more trouble.
365
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,088
Me?
366
00:20:41,112 --> 00:20:43,264
No, not you, Mike,
The Thunderbolt.
367
00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:46,659
He's not exactly a living
monkey's paw, but he's close.
368
00:20:48,946 --> 00:20:50,576
I think he can hear you.
369
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,318
Also, what's this got
to do with monkeys?
370
00:20:53,342 --> 00:20:54,841
Okay, give me the pen.
371
00:20:54,865 --> 00:20:56,364
- No.
- Now!
372
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,800
You're saying I can't handle it.
373
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,411
Nobody can.
374
00:20:59,435 --> 00:21:01,369
I'm sorry, all right, Mike?
I really am.
375
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:04,245
It's just that The Thunderbolt,
he's too unpredictable.
376
00:21:15,494 --> 00:21:16,997
Give me that.
377
00:21:18,976 --> 00:21:20,475
Thank you.
378
00:21:20,499 --> 00:21:22,869
Hey!
379
00:21:22,893 --> 00:21:24,352
Ah!
380
00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:28,135
Guess he likes hanging
with the boss.
381
00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:29,745
Call him out here right now.
382
00:21:29,769 --> 00:21:31,834
I want to speak
to The Thunderbolt alone.
383
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,450
Sowkewl.
384
00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:47,854
Still zipping around, I see.
385
00:21:48,788 --> 00:21:51,289
I can't believe you built this!
386
00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:53,856
If Starman had seen it,
I'm sure he would have
387
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,860
promoted you from sidekick
to, like, senior sidekick
388
00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:00,341
or, you know,
he would have been happy!
389
00:22:00,365 --> 00:22:02,474
Yeah, well, it's not a toy.
390
00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:04,998
So there's a new JSA now, huh?
391
00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:07,566
Yeah, but you know
how dangerous this life can be,
392
00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:11,222
and even with power like yours,
393
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,705
Johnny died.
394
00:22:13,596 --> 00:22:17,445
I remember his smile
when he made that last wish
395
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:21,144
and then... he was gone.
396
00:22:21,168 --> 00:22:23,451
Yeah, so what was his last wish?
397
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:26,454
That I'd find a new friend.
398
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,717
Mike? Why him?
399
00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:30,719
You know how it works.
400
00:22:30,743 --> 00:22:34,332
I can only pick someone like me
to be partners with.
401
00:22:34,356 --> 00:22:39,079
Someone who feels completely
and utterly alone.
402
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,557
That's really how he feels?
403
00:22:42,581 --> 00:22:45,212
Right now? Yeah.
404
00:22:50,589 --> 00:22:51,589
Okay.
405
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,364
Hey.
406
00:23:06,388 --> 00:23:07,626
So did you guys have a vote yet?
407
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:09,062
Am I in the JSA,
or do I have
408
00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:10,455
to go through some hazing first?
409
00:23:10,479 --> 00:23:14,415
- There's no hazing.
- Oh. Great.
410
00:23:14,439 --> 00:23:16,159
So I'm in, right?
411
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,594
It's not up to me.
412
00:23:19,618 --> 00:23:22,205
- Yeah, it is.
- You're, like, the JSA's leader.
413
00:23:22,229 --> 00:23:23,816
But Pat's your dad.
414
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,079
That's veto power
I can't overrule.
415
00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:27,559
He told you no too.
416
00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,865
Come on, Court, think about it.
417
00:23:29,889 --> 00:23:32,477
All the bad guys
we'll be able to take down.
418
00:23:32,501 --> 00:23:34,392
All the people
we'll be able to save.
419
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,481
You and me together,
brother and sister!
420
00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:38,787
That sounds great,
really, but...
421
00:23:38,811 --> 00:23:40,441
The Thunderbolt picked me.
422
00:23:40,465 --> 00:23:42,661
So I'm like you.
423
00:23:42,685 --> 00:23:44,010
I was meant to be a superhero.
424
00:23:44,034 --> 00:23:46,317
It's my destiny.
425
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:49,972
Please, help me try?
426
00:24:02,487 --> 00:24:04,422
Pat, we've come to a decision.
427
00:24:04,446 --> 00:24:06,772
Hey, this is not
a group discussion, okay?
428
00:24:06,796 --> 00:24:09,078
But Mike deserves
to be in the JSA.
429
00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:11,342
- We voted.
- Just call me Mikey Thunder.
430
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:13,474
Let me handle this.
431
00:24:13,498 --> 00:24:15,824
Also, that's terrible.
432
00:24:15,848 --> 00:24:18,653
Mike and The Thunderbolt
could find The Shade for us.
433
00:24:18,677 --> 00:24:20,133
We don't have
any leads on him, Pat.
434
00:24:20,157 --> 00:24:21,917
And the goggles
haven't found him.
435
00:24:21,941 --> 00:24:25,878
The Thunderbolt,
it's dangerous, Beth, okay?
436
00:24:25,902 --> 00:24:27,532
You didn't want me to use
the Cosmic Staff
437
00:24:27,556 --> 00:24:29,621
- for the same reason.
- You didn't want
438
00:24:29,645 --> 00:24:30,839
any of us suiting up at first.
439
00:24:30,863 --> 00:24:33,668
But together we stopped the ISA.
440
00:24:33,692 --> 00:24:35,322
And Mike helped.
441
00:24:35,346 --> 00:24:37,019
He stopped Icicle,
if you remember.
442
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:39,021
Yeah, I try to not
think about it.
443
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:42,373
We need to find The Shade,
and Mike and The Thunderbolt
444
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,505
are our best chance
of doing that right now.
445
00:24:44,529 --> 00:24:46,772
She rests my case.
446
00:24:50,317 --> 00:24:53,688
Okay, you can help us
locate The Shade.
447
00:24:53,712 --> 00:24:56,125
That's it. Deal?
448
00:24:56,149 --> 00:24:58,127
My man.
449
00:24:58,151 --> 00:25:01,304
All right, knowing
how these wishes can backfire,
450
00:25:01,328 --> 00:25:03,611
we gotta come up with one
that's bulletproof
451
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,396
and I need all of your help.
452
00:25:11,338 --> 00:25:13,491
♪ I'm on my way,
I'm making it ♪
453
00:25:13,515 --> 00:25:16,319
No!
454
00:25:16,343 --> 00:25:18,496
Okay, but...
455
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,499
♪ I've got to make it show,
yeah ♪
456
00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:26,547
- Yes!
- Okay, great, great, great.
457
00:25:26,571 --> 00:25:28,506
♪ Big time
458
00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:31,160
♪ I'm on my way,
I'm making it ♪
459
00:25:31,184 --> 00:25:34,990
♪ Big time.
♪ Oh, yes
460
00:25:35,014 --> 00:25:36,644
♪ Big time
461
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,517
♪ I've got to make it show,
yeah ♪
462
00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:43,390
♪ Big time
463
00:25:44,894 --> 00:25:46,959
♪ Big, big, big, big
464
00:25:46,983 --> 00:25:49,527
♪ Big, big,
big, big ♪
465
00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:51,442
♪ Big, big, big, big
466
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,578
♪ Big, big, big
467
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,230
So...
468
00:25:57,254 --> 00:25:59,101
in conclusion,
469
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,670
show us the location
of "The Shade,"
470
00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:05,586
not to be confused
with a lamp or window shade,
471
00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:07,022
but the last known member
472
00:26:07,046 --> 00:26:09,634
of the Injustice Society
of America,
473
00:26:09,658 --> 00:26:11,766
hiding somewhere
in Blue Valley, Nebraska,
474
00:26:11,790 --> 00:26:15,251
68060, USA.
475
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,133
Where is he?
476
00:26:29,286 --> 00:26:31,569
That's William Zarick's
old house.
477
00:26:31,593 --> 00:26:34,006
- That's The Wizard, right?
- Yeah.
478
00:26:34,030 --> 00:26:37,357
- Hey, you did it, Mike!
- Yeah, you did good.
479
00:26:37,381 --> 00:26:38,793
Thanks, Dad. Let's go!
480
00:26:38,817 --> 00:26:40,403
Whoa! Whoa!
481
00:26:40,427 --> 00:26:42,754
- You're staying here.
- What?
482
00:26:42,778 --> 00:26:44,190
Yeah, that was the deal,
remember?
483
00:26:44,214 --> 00:26:45,757
You agreed to it.
484
00:26:45,781 --> 00:26:47,585
And it's safer that way
for everyone.
485
00:26:47,609 --> 00:26:48,847
No, no, no, no, no.
486
00:26:48,871 --> 00:26:50,675
Come on, man.
Don't bench me now. I...
487
00:26:50,699 --> 00:26:53,591
I'm sorry, Mike,
that's just the way it is.
488
00:26:53,615 --> 00:26:56,507
Mike, you really did help us.
489
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,684
Hey, you guard the Pit Stop.
490
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:01,816
That's an important job, right?
491
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,777
There's some, uh, pizza bites,
string cheese,
492
00:27:05,801 --> 00:27:08,257
and some of those
juice boxes you like.
493
00:27:11,807 --> 00:27:14,612
Mikey Thunder,
494
00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:16,483
riding the pine.
495
00:27:21,991 --> 00:27:23,751
Okay, so let's go over this
one more time.
496
00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:26,406
What's the plan?
Nothing fancy, Barb.
497
00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:28,669
We go in, we locate The Shade.
498
00:27:28,693 --> 00:27:30,497
Rick and Yolanda,
they restrain him
499
00:27:30,521 --> 00:27:32,673
until Courtney
gets there with the Staff
500
00:27:32,697 --> 00:27:35,546
and renders him unconscious,
just like Sylvester did.
501
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,330
Okay. And then?
502
00:27:37,354 --> 00:27:40,899
Beth's located a suitable
device to negate his powers
503
00:27:40,923 --> 00:27:43,205
until we can deliver him
to the proper authorities.
504
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,164
Who are the proper authorities?
505
00:27:45,188 --> 00:27:46,691
And what device?
506
00:27:48,191 --> 00:27:49,734
Tanning bed, actually,
507
00:27:49,758 --> 00:27:51,605
your old one
that's out in the garage.
508
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:53,389
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
509
00:27:53,413 --> 00:27:55,609
- What's Mike gonna do?
- He'll be down at the Pit Stop
510
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,219
waiting for the play-by-play.
511
00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:58,830
It's gonna be fine.
Don't worry about us.
512
00:27:58,854 --> 00:28:01,180
I'll call up and give you
a little heads-up.
513
00:28:01,204 --> 00:28:03,359
Okay.
514
00:28:09,734 --> 00:28:11,233
- Approved?
- Yeah.
515
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:15,368
Um, your mother thinks
the plan is acceptable.
516
00:28:15,392 --> 00:28:18,461
- Then let's go get this jerk.
- For Chuck.
517
00:28:20,005 --> 00:28:22,810
We'll restrain him,
then imprison him.
518
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:31,471
- With... with caution, right?
- Okay?
519
00:29:39,650 --> 00:29:41,280
Okay, so what's the deal?
520
00:29:41,304 --> 00:29:43,325
Blue Valley declared this
a historic home
521
00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:46,027
after the Zaricks... departed.
522
00:29:48,224 --> 00:29:52,073
It'll be historic once
I get my hands on The Shade.
523
00:29:52,097 --> 00:29:55,250
- What does that even mean?
- I don't know. I'm amped.
524
00:29:55,274 --> 00:29:56,687
Hey, quiet!
525
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:59,124
Very quiet, all right?
526
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,512
Oh, my.
527
00:30:39,536 --> 00:30:41,166
Quite the assembly.
528
00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:43,385
I hope I have enough biscuits.
529
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:45,866
Come, come. Do sit down.
530
00:30:45,890 --> 00:30:48,390
The tea is nicely steeped.
531
00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:51,263
It's perfect, in fact,
if I say so myself.
532
00:30:51,287 --> 00:30:53,961
We're not here for teatime,
Shade.
533
00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,833
What are you doing
in Blue Valley?
534
00:30:55,857 --> 00:30:58,009
Pat Dugan.
535
00:30:58,033 --> 00:31:00,925
It took me a moment
to place the name in the diner.
536
00:31:00,949 --> 00:31:04,015
By the way, I knew that was
a 1967 Jag, right?
537
00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:05,146
You know that?
538
00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:07,021
Well, of course I do, Stripesy.
539
00:31:08,086 --> 00:31:10,108
Oh, I see.
540
00:31:10,132 --> 00:31:14,895
Same sidekick,
different Star-Spangled Kid.
541
00:31:14,919 --> 00:31:16,418
Stargirl.
542
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,812
Oh, absolutely.
543
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,988
Now, please sit.
544
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:25,645
We could do it the other way,
I suppose,
545
00:31:25,669 --> 00:31:29,127
all bother and perspiration,
546
00:31:29,151 --> 00:31:32,391
or we could try
the more genteel approach.
547
00:31:32,415 --> 00:31:33,958
You murdered Dr. Mid-Nite.
548
00:31:33,982 --> 00:31:35,873
You don't deserve
the genteel approach!
549
00:31:35,897 --> 00:31:37,962
My dear young lady...
550
00:31:37,986 --> 00:31:40,921
And I mean this
in the nicest possible way...
551
00:31:40,945 --> 00:31:43,362
You don't know
what you're talking about.
552
00:31:44,775 --> 00:31:47,798
Now, sit.
553
00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,452
I implore you.
554
00:31:52,783 --> 00:31:55,675
All right, kids,
let's go ahead and have a seat.
555
00:31:55,699 --> 00:31:57,111
Wonderful.
556
00:31:57,135 --> 00:31:58,852
Thank you.
557
00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:01,463
Try anything,
and I'll see how many teacups
558
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,988
I can shove down your throat.
559
00:32:04,012 --> 00:32:06,991
Don't you teach these
children any manners, Stripesy?
560
00:32:07,015 --> 00:32:10,603
So I'm just gonna ask you
again, Shade,
561
00:32:10,627 --> 00:32:11,996
why are you here?
562
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,867
We won't let you hurt our town.
563
00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:15,477
And whyever would I do that?
564
00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:18,437
Because you were a member
of the Injustice Society.
565
00:32:18,461 --> 00:32:21,135
Our interests aligned
for a moment,
566
00:32:21,159 --> 00:32:24,486
but birds of a feather
we were not.
567
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:27,054
Jordan Mahkent
and his merry band
568
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:28,403
were no friends of mine.
569
00:32:28,427 --> 00:32:30,188
Icicle was a lunatic.
570
00:32:30,212 --> 00:32:31,798
If there's one thing worse
571
00:32:31,822 --> 00:32:32,930
than a man
who wants to rule the world,
572
00:32:32,954 --> 00:32:36,237
it's a man who wants to save it.
573
00:32:36,261 --> 00:32:39,980
Though seeing the way
your generation's going,
574
00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:42,896
I expect you'll
end humanity for good.
575
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,463
Okay, just because you gave up
576
00:32:44,487 --> 00:32:46,030
and only looked out for yourself
577
00:32:46,054 --> 00:32:47,945
doesn't mean
we're ever going to.
578
00:32:47,969 --> 00:32:49,947
We're never gonna stop fighting
to protect the world
579
00:32:49,971 --> 00:32:51,865
from people like you.
580
00:32:52,669 --> 00:32:54,038
Just to reassure you,
581
00:32:54,062 --> 00:32:57,432
I have no dark design
on Blue Valley.
582
00:32:57,456 --> 00:32:59,304
Stay out of my way,
583
00:32:59,328 --> 00:33:01,654
and I'll be gone
before you know it.
584
00:33:01,678 --> 00:33:04,613
Why are you here?
585
00:33:04,637 --> 00:33:07,011
Young lady,
I'm not being coy.
586
00:33:08,641 --> 00:33:11,015
It's just better
that none of you know.
587
00:33:13,081 --> 00:33:15,755
Now, please, try the tea.
588
00:33:19,348 --> 00:33:20,978
Thunderbolt,
589
00:33:21,002 --> 00:33:23,154
I wish you'd zap the villain
known as "The Shade,"
590
00:33:23,178 --> 00:33:25,243
not to be confused with a lamp
or window shade.
591
00:33:25,267 --> 00:33:27,898
As you wish, my friend.
592
00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:31,945
Whoo-whee!
593
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,992
Ow! Ooh!
594
00:33:35,016 --> 00:33:37,128
Ow! Aah!
595
00:33:38,758 --> 00:33:39,866
Mike!
596
00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:41,302
Mike, Mike!
597
00:34:14,707 --> 00:34:18,252
I'll say it for the last time.
598
00:34:18,276 --> 00:34:22,039
Stay out of my way!
599
00:34:38,601 --> 00:34:40,796
- You okay?
- Yeah.
600
00:34:53,311 --> 00:34:56,116
Hey, Mike.
601
00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:57,991
You okay?
602
00:35:00,536 --> 00:35:03,254
No.
603
00:35:03,278 --> 00:35:04,954
No, not really.
604
00:35:07,108 --> 00:35:08,694
I thought I could help you guys,
605
00:35:08,718 --> 00:35:10,351
but, you know, I blew it.
606
00:35:15,855 --> 00:35:19,183
Do you ever feel bad
about what happened?
607
00:35:19,207 --> 00:35:22,320
You know, with Icicle and all?
608
00:35:25,343 --> 00:35:27,151
Yeah, about that.
609
00:35:28,346 --> 00:35:31,630
Truth is, I was hauling ass,
you know?
610
00:35:31,654 --> 00:35:36,116
Look up, Icicle's in the middle
of the road icing up, and bam!
611
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:39,986
He was ice cubes
before I even knew it.
612
00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:42,035
It was an accident?
613
00:35:44,319 --> 00:35:46,297
Well, yeah.
614
00:35:46,321 --> 00:35:48,128
Yeah, I guess it was.
615
00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:51,784
I'm no hero.
616
00:35:54,981 --> 00:35:57,134
We looked for him everywhere.
617
00:35:57,158 --> 00:35:58,660
He's gone.
618
00:36:07,385 --> 00:36:09,320
Okay...
619
00:36:09,344 --> 00:36:11,235
I know I should've
listened, but...
620
00:36:11,259 --> 00:36:12,758
You didn't!
621
00:36:12,782 --> 00:36:14,151
I didn't either
in the beginning.
622
00:36:14,175 --> 00:36:15,674
Courtney.
623
00:36:15,698 --> 00:36:18,329
This is the beginning
for Mike, Mom,
624
00:36:18,353 --> 00:36:20,244
with The Thunderbolt.
625
00:36:20,268 --> 00:36:24,161
Even if Mike hadn't shown up,
The Shade was way ahead of us.
626
00:36:24,185 --> 00:36:25,945
You saw, Pat.
627
00:36:25,969 --> 00:36:28,165
No.
628
00:36:28,189 --> 00:36:29,648
No, I screwed up.
629
00:36:32,193 --> 00:36:35,215
Thought this pen
was my ticket into the JSA,
630
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,000
but now I kind of just wish
it was in better hands.
631
00:36:38,024 --> 00:36:40,699
- No!
- Thunderbolt?
632
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:02,199
Jakeem, Mom wants you
to take out the trash.
633
00:37:02,223 --> 00:37:03,983
But I got a high score.
634
00:37:04,007 --> 00:37:05,941
On your one-player game?
635
00:37:05,965 --> 00:37:08,857
Get some friends that aren't
Pac-Man and Luigi.
636
00:37:08,881 --> 00:37:12,426
Move your butt, Jakeem,
before I call your father!
637
00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:14,385
You know what Dad's gonna say...
638
00:37:14,409 --> 00:37:18,479
What everyone does:
You're a loser!
639
00:37:24,245 --> 00:37:27,876
I am a loser.
640
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:31,184
Yoo-hoo!
641
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,577
What?
642
00:37:35,908 --> 00:37:37,973
Where did you come from?
643
00:37:48,312 --> 00:37:50,551
- Is Mike okay?
- He's okay.
644
00:37:50,575 --> 00:37:52,774
Court's upstairs with him.
645
00:37:54,492 --> 00:37:57,428
You know...
646
00:37:57,452 --> 00:38:01,345
The Thunderbolt
told me that he chose Mike
647
00:38:01,369 --> 00:38:04,003
because Mike felt so alone.
648
00:38:06,069 --> 00:38:09,048
I mean, that's on all of us
if it's true.
649
00:38:09,072 --> 00:38:12,399
Yeah, I mean,
650
00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:14,793
the kid, he just wants to be
a part of the team,
651
00:38:14,817 --> 00:38:16,011
and I get it.
652
00:38:16,035 --> 00:38:18,318
He is, though, pen or no pen.
653
00:38:18,342 --> 00:38:20,581
I mean, we both are,
654
00:38:20,605 --> 00:38:23,849
even though we don't have
costumes and code names.
655
00:38:26,089 --> 00:38:28,720
I think I found something.
656
00:38:28,744 --> 00:38:30,896
- What?
- Well, I was looking through.
657
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,028
Zarick's inventory logs,
658
00:38:33,052 --> 00:38:36,467
and the empty box Swift took,
659
00:38:36,491 --> 00:38:38,033
it contained a diamond.
660
00:38:40,103 --> 00:38:41,602
- A diamond?
- Yeah.
661
00:38:41,626 --> 00:38:43,387
It said "costume jewelry" on it.
662
00:38:43,411 --> 00:38:48,087
Maybe a magic prop.
It was black.
663
00:38:48,111 --> 00:38:50,916
It was no prop, Barb.
664
00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:52,965
That's the black diamond.
665
00:38:54,335 --> 00:38:56,360
What's the black diamond?
666
00:38:57,338 --> 00:39:00,665
It's something very, very bad.
667
00:39:05,171 --> 00:39:07,933
Ugh!
668
00:39:07,957 --> 00:39:11,545
It's still not working!
669
00:39:11,569 --> 00:39:13,155
It's okay.
670
00:39:13,179 --> 00:39:14,766
We'll get Chuck back.
671
00:39:14,790 --> 00:39:16,202
No.
672
00:39:16,226 --> 00:39:18,160
It's useless, Rick.
673
00:39:18,184 --> 00:39:20,424
I'm never getting Chuck back,
674
00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:22,339
and we lost
Dr. Mid-Nite's killer.
675
00:39:22,363 --> 00:39:24,431
Everything's falling apart!
676
00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:29,433
What's going on?
677
00:39:29,457 --> 00:39:31,351
Beth?
678
00:39:34,026 --> 00:39:36,487
Hey, you can... you can
talk to me.
679
00:39:38,553 --> 00:39:41,056
Pretend I'm Chuck.
680
00:39:53,568 --> 00:39:56,463
I think my parents
might be getting a divorce.
681
00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,680
What?
682
00:39:59,704 --> 00:40:01,508
Did they say something?
683
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:03,554
No.
684
00:40:03,578 --> 00:40:06,339
- I found some papers.
- Okay.
685
00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:09,516
Well, papers are just papers.
686
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:11,696
You should talk to them.
687
00:40:18,288 --> 00:40:21,140
I would talk to mine,
if I could.
688
00:40:29,778 --> 00:40:31,930
- Hello?
- Chuck!
689
00:40:31,954 --> 00:40:34,454
Chuck?
690
00:40:34,478 --> 00:40:35,760
Chuck!
691
00:40:35,784 --> 00:40:37,152
Chuck, I can hear you!
692
00:40:37,176 --> 00:40:39,241
It's me! It's Beth!
693
00:40:39,265 --> 00:40:40,721
You have to listen.
694
00:40:40,745 --> 00:40:42,593
Whoever you are,
you need to know...
695
00:40:42,617 --> 00:40:45,030
- What?
- You're in danger.
696
00:40:45,054 --> 00:40:46,771
Eclipso...
697
00:40:46,795 --> 00:40:48,250
Chuck?
698
00:40:48,274 --> 00:40:49,861
- What was it?
- What did Chuck say?
699
00:40:55,543 --> 00:40:57,872
He said we're in danger.
700
00:40:59,634 --> 00:41:02,395
He said Eclipso is here.
701
00:41:34,364 --> 00:41:36,781
He's gonna kill those children.
702
00:42:02,305 --> 00:42:03,808
Greg, move your head.