1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,378 Narrator: Previously on resident alien... 2 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,047 Alien Harry: My mission was simple. 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,966 Drop my device onto their planet and head back home. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,095 I had no intentions of getting close to any of them. 5 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,391 In order to complete my mission, 6 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:19,228 I would have to somehow fit in with the human life forms. 7 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,731 Dr. Harry vanderspeigle, we had a murder in town last night. 8 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,792 We need you to come down and take a look at the body. 9 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,360 Harry: Sam Hodges was poisoned. 10 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,946 He tried to give himself a tracheotomy. 11 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,109 There is a killer out there. We still need your help. 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,742 Alien Harry: In a town of 1,000 people... 13 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:37,079 There is a kid who can see my true form. 14 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,706 You're just different. I know what that feels like. 15 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,417 Sometimes just feeling human is alien to me. 16 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,020 Alien Harry: Maybe there's something redeemable 17 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,337 about the human race after all. 18 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,424 Unfortunately for them, when I find my device, 19 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,469 I will finally complete my mission and kill them all. 20 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,410 Alien Harry: All beings of the universe are different. 21 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,520 For instance, my people are brilliant. 22 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,981 Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb 23 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,775 that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. 24 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,944 It's not. It's almond milk. 25 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:12,489 Even the grey aliens won't touch the stuff 26 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:17,286 despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings. 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,081 Life doesn't ever go as planned. 28 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,099 What the hell? 29 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:47,774 Help! Somebody! 30 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,112 Help me! Help! 31 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,490 Somebody! 32 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,286 Help! 33 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:14,110 Alien Harry: Finding an object the size of a suitcase in the Colorado mountains 34 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,470 is like looking for a needle in a haystack. 35 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,098 I've been searching for my device every day for months. 36 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,059 [Haven't found it yet, 37 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,645 but after searching a half dozen mountains, 38 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,147 I finally found the haystack. 39 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,066 And that's all that matters. 40 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,528 Well, that and being on time for my first day at work. 41 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,043 Max. Max. 42 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,546 He went out the window. 43 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,840 Of course he did. 44 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,344 What the hell happened in here? 45 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,265 The kid went nuts. What? Why? 46 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,435 I have no idea. 47 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,688 I'm going to cut your head off. 48 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,110 I think he has emotional issues. 49 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,445 Well, we need to get this place cleaned up. 50 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,614 There hasn't been a doctor on duty in days, 51 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,491 and we have a bunch of patients coming in. 52 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,620 Well, don't just stand there. Okay. 53 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,435 Kate: Max, hey. Ben: Count of three, bud. 54 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,437 You are getting filthy under there. Listen to your mother, Max. 55 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,547 He's just looking for my wallet. 56 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,298 He's a good kid. We're good parents. 57 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:40,387 The alien from my bedroom, he's in there. He's the new doctor. 58 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:41,930 Okay. Max, I saw the new doctor. 59 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,390 He didn't look like an alien to me. 60 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,100 He's already gotten inside your brain. 61 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,703 Come on, buddy. You're as good as dead. 62 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,855 Let's go. You are going back in there, and you are letting that doctor 63 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,218 take a look at your sore throat. 64 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,567 And while I'm in there, you can buy a four-foot coffin. 65 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,485 Okay, look, that's enough. 66 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,238 I cannot hear about this alien stuff anymore. 67 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,574 Look, he can come to work with me and lie on the couch. 68 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,368 If his throat doesn't feel better, I'll bring him back, okay? 69 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,495 Oh, now you want to die, too. 70 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,247 Make that three coffins. 71 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,043 I'm serious. If he keeps this up, we're getting rid of him. 72 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,087 Sounds good. 73 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,674 Oh, vanilla. Thank god. You I will keep. Love you. 74 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,483 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing with these? 75 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,858 Look, do I need to remind you that this side is the mayor's office 76 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,610 and that side is the sheriff's office? 77 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,236 We got a murder to solve. 78 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,964 I got to make room over there for murder stuff. 79 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:43,492 Yeah, well, there's no room for those boxes in here, so... 80 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,702 Well, the laws of physics would tend to disagree 81 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,704 with you since there they are. 82 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,666 Sheriff, I'd like to file a murder complaint. 83 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,378 I know who killed Sam Hodges. Uh... what are you talking about? 84 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,007 Is that so? All right. 85 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,467 Sure. Have a seat. 86 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,150 Go ahead and lay it on me, little deputy. 87 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,846 It's the new doctor. He's an alien. 88 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,307 Okay, on that note, I'm gonna need everyone out. 89 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,404 Uh, kid's a little delusional with a fever. 90 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,412 Maybe no talking for a day, huh? Wait, wait, wait, wait. 91 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,814 An alien? What you mean? 92 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,657 Like, he ain't got a green card or something? 93 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:19,152 No, like alien-alien from outer space. 94 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,238 Outer... and shoot me. 95 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,198 What the hell are you teaching this kid, huh? 96 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:27,369 You know I could lock you up for lying to an officer of the law? That is a crime. 97 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,955 You're committing crime. Got a sick kid, okay? 98 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,998 Gonna need everyone out. Got a sick kid. 99 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,779 Just_ yeah, he's sick all right. 100 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,915 Let me ask you something. You got hbo in your house? 101 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,230 Here's what I want you to do. 102 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,839 I want you to watch oz season 1, 103 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,817 then come back and tell me if you want to go to prison. 104 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,843 Talking about some alien shit. 105 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,345 I'MMA go get me some more boxes. Uh... no. 106 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,849 I really wish that you wouldn't do that, sheriff. 107 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,976 Okay, okay. 108 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,563 Hey, I know the sheriff can seem kind of mean sometimes, 109 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,023 but he's just a Teddy bear. 110 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,485 With severe control and anger issues. 111 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,737 But he didn't believe me 112 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,322 when I told him about the alien. 113 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:05,782 Nobody does. 114 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:10,453 Well, uh, look. Maybe he didn't believe you 115 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,998 because he can't see the alien, right? 116 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:16,001 It's probably putting up some kind of mind shield 117 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,837 that only you can see through because you're special. 118 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,839 Yeah, that makes sense. 119 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,427 One of my skills as a deputy is to work as a sketch artist. 120 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,722 So, if you describe the alien to me, I could draw a picture of him. 121 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,932 Great. Then I can get the word out. 122 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:35,937 Okay, start with his eyes. They're, like, alien shape. 123 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:40,442 And then he has these scales going back, like, blue scales with little circles. 124 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,610 Liv: Ooh, okay. 125 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,157 Alien Harry: Human doctors have to go through years of medical school 126 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,993 to perform a procedure as simple as burning off a wart. 127 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,747 I was a scientist on my planet, so this is easy for me. 128 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,375 All I need is the Internet, and I can graduate in five minutes. 129 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,129 Okay. 130 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:06,468 Let's take a look at that nasty thing. Hmm. 131 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,765 You're not a 12-year-old boy with a wart. 132 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,434 Mmm, not a 12-year-old boy. 133 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,103 Ah, yes. Harry, sorry. This is Judy. 134 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,813 She's in need of a pelvic exam. 135 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,776 We had to move her up from tomorrow. Oh. Okay. 136 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,362 Pelvic exam. 137 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,952 So, big guy, you into sports? 138 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:35,497 No. But I am into putting my pants back on 139 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,290 before the breeze dries out the lettuce. 140 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:40,085 Yeah, Harry, she doesn't have all day. I'll be right back. 141 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,464 Oh, yes. Of course. 142 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,973 Okay, I see your problem. You sat on an earring. 143 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,810 No. That's supposed to be there. Sorry. 144 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:05,860 Here we go. Let's just get into this. Mmm-hmm. Oh, yes, examining. 145 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,780 Uh, yes. 146 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,366 Oh! 147 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,118 Did you just take a picture? 148 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,162 It was a selfie. 149 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,624 My first day. 150 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,293 Huh. 151 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,423 Alien Harry: The day didn't get any better. 152 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,177 Well, it appears that you are in excellent health. 153 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:36,349 Concerning your breath, did you recently eat a dead rodent? 154 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:41,187 You should be more careful next time. Your parents don't have insurance. 155 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,647 So, if you get hurt again, 156 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,441 they'll probably lose their home 157 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,317 and have to live outside on the street. 158 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,492 She just found a lump in her breast. 159 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,912 Why don't you try to be a little more calming this time? 160 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,372 I know what I'm doing. 161 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,504 I see you found a lump in your breast. Yes. 162 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,089 I'm glad that you came in 163 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,633 and that you've been so diligent with your health. 164 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:14,888 As you know, self-examination along with appropriate screenings 165 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,182 can greatly increase your odds of early detection, 166 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,409 so I don't want you to worry. 167 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,894 Many women find lumps in their breasts all the time, 168 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,854 and most of them are nothing, okay? 169 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,565 Okay. Harry: Good. 170 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,776 Now let's get a look at that tit. 171 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,097 Alien Harry: I discovered that the woman does not have cancer. 172 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:42,332 I also discovered that "tit" is not the preferred term for breast. 173 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,834 Asta: Hey. Hi. 174 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,796 Uh, Harry, this is my father, Dan. Harry's a doctor. 175 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,465 He's been helping us out at the clinic. Hello. 176 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,970 Sorry. He doesn't like doctors. 177 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,934 Dad, what are you doing? 178 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:05,939 I have a bad feeling. There's something wrong with that man. 179 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,817 Oh, my god. Are you kidding me? 180 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,694 You have a bad feeling about every man within 10 feet of me. 181 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,656 I don't have a bad feeling about him. That's the problem. 182 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,282 What are you talking about? 183 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:20,495 When I look at him, I feel nothing at all. 184 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,920 Alien Harry: Asta's large father does not like me. 185 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,257 Can he somehow tell I am different from them? 186 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,718 This day cannot get any worse. 187 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,101 Shit. 188 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,647 Oh! Mmm. 189 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,501 Alien Harry: This kid is a menace. He just won't give up. 190 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,317 Where was that effort from the humans 191 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,297 when we were helping them build stonehenge? 192 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:16,759 A bunch of idiots just sitting around drinking mead, making us do all the work. 193 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,470 Lazy druids. I can't leave. 194 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:23,474 I'm too close to finding my device, and I'm not turning into someone else. 195 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,811 It took me weeks to figure out how to get this body to work. 196 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,147 Man: Life was short and life was sweet 197 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,774 I was thinking as I hit the street 198 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,235 I could hardly believe I could scarcely conceive 199 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:38,740 but I had gone out the window I had gone out the window 200 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:42,243 I had gone out the window 201 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:47,582 catch me we are falling 202 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:54,756 Catch me we are falling 203 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,011 I have to be smart. 204 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,181 I can't just kill this kid. It will draw too much attention. 205 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:12,732 Hello? 206 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,111 Hi. Is Max there? 207 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,824 Kate: Who's this? I'm a friend of his from school. 208 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,286 My name is Elvis. 209 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,290 Yeah, okay. Max, friend from school. 210 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,043 Hello? 211 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,964 I saw your poster on the street. 212 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,884 Yeah? 213 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:44,472 And I saw that alien on a bus leaving town, 214 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,558 so you don't have to worry about him anymore. 215 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,688 Are you sure it was him? 216 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:56,276 Yes. He was very handsome, like a young Jerry orbach. 217 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,655 Who? Wait a minute. I don't know you from school. 218 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,282 You're right. 219 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,201 I'm a post office man. 220 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:11,374 I'm good with my eyes, and I saw that alien, and he's gone. 221 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,960 If you're a man, why do you have a kid's voice? 222 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,546 Tricycle accident. 223 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,715 Max: Uh-huh. 224 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:23,720 If you work at the post office, how much does a stamp cost? 225 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,390 $100. I knew it. 226 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,934 You're him. $1,000. 227 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,688 I know it's you. And guess what, alien. You can't kill me. 228 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,648 My parents know you're after me, 229 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,192 and if I die, they'll know you did it. 230 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,863 And you're dumb. Stamps are, like, 30 bucks each, stupid. 231 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:45,950 Don't call me stupid, you little shit. 232 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:49,704 S-h-i-t is a bad word, stupid. 233 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,752 That's it. I'm going to kill him. 234 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,137 What do you want? 235 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,945 Alien Harry: Ldidn't know babies had a laugh button. 236 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,575 There you are, sweetheart. 237 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,661 Harry, this is my cousin Kayla, 238 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,039 and this cute little guy is sage. 239 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,165 Hi. How are you? 240 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,626 Okay, I'm gonna see you this weekend. Okay. 241 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,504 Bye. Mwah! Let's go. 242 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:48,096 Oh. Um, Jay, didn't you have something you wanted to say to Dr. Vanderspeigle? 243 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:54,227 Ms. Twelvetrees wanted me to apologize for calling you a douchebag. 244 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:59,190 And I apologize that your birthmark looks like a bug. 245 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,361 Douchebag. Yeah, glad we cleared that up. 246 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,530 Okay, Harry, this is your temporary office. 247 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,825 Can you please grab Harry's things and set him up in the nurse's office? 248 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,536 I don't want anyone in Sam's office. Sure. 249 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,705 How are you, you know, with Sam's death? 250 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,375 Okay. I'm fine. 251 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:21,170 Um, when I was your age, I didn't have anyone I could talk to when I was sad, 252 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,922 so if you ever need someone... 253 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,215 I said I'm fine. 254 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,468 Okay. 255 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,929 Why couldn't you talk when you were sad? 256 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,809 Oh. No, I could talk. I just, um, moved out. 257 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,770 My father and I didn't get along very well. 258 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,648 Why did you move back? 259 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:48,322 I guess I missed home. 260 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,907 Alien Harry: Home. 261 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,329 You know what I just realized? I don't know anything about you. 262 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,456 Where are you from? 263 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,168 I'm hungry. 264 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,675 Okay. 265 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,765 Alien Harry: This human form is confusing to me. 266 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,436 I am often struck with a sharp emptiness inside me. 267 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,731 I eat food, but the emptiness doesn't go away. 268 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,163 Well, hello there. 269 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:43,461 Oh, you are the woman that I danced with. That's right. You remember. 270 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,422 I'm d'arcy, by the way. 271 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,799 Excuse me. I just want... What? We don't have Wi-Fi. 272 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,678 I just wanted a napkin. Oh, fancy man wants a napkin. 273 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,973 It looks like you're wearing a napkin, so maybe use that. 274 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,267 Get out of here. Go away. 275 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,395 Do you want me to get you anything? 276 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:07,068 I was hungry, but now that I am here, for some reason, I'm not. 277 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,279 Sounds like stress. I'm a big stress eater. 278 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,824 I ate a whole bag of doritos the other day. Family size. 279 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,662 Maybe you want some of this local whiskey that you love. 280 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,247 No. No. 281 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,334 The last time I drank that, I tried to kill someone. 282 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,460 Really? 283 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:34,387 Well, was that your first murder, or is that something you do a lot? 284 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,681 Wasn't the first, won't be the last. 285 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,773 Okay, wow. So are you, like, a knife guy or... 286 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,484 I like to use my hands. 287 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:52,363 Me, too, except not for murder as much. 288 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,992 But, anyway, ifyou're gonna go around killing people, 289 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,594 you should at least make it look like an accident, 290 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,454 'cause if you get arrested, you can't take me bowling tomorrow night. 291 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,082 Alien Harry: When I kill that kid Max, 292 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,543 I can make it look like an accident. 293 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,128 Then I won't get caught. 294 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,671 That's a great idea. 295 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,757 Great. Yeah, it's a date. 296 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,554 I've never gone bowling with a murderer before. It's been a goal. 297 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,809 What is bowling? 298 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,377 I'm glad my husband and son are here with me in my home. 299 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,653 It makes me fulfilled. I am your husband. 300 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:37,867 This cookie is delightful. I'm here, too. I'm a younger person. 301 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,785 Let me turn on the cooking stove. 302 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,846 It's funny. All I hear is a hissing noise. 303 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,755 I hope that smell in the air isn't propane gas. 304 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:02,099 Alien Harry: Mmm! Explosion is a good option. It looks like an accident. 305 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,434 So, uh... 306 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,604 It is nice talking to someone who cares. You know? 307 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,939 And I love that you're writing things down. 308 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,525 You know, Sam, he didn't really ever take notes. 309 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,654 Well, no one cares more about people than I do. 310 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:19,033 Sam gave good advice, but he wasn't, um, exactly qualified. 311 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,703 This town is lucky you started your career as a clinical psychologist. 312 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,667 Lucky for me, too. So lucky. 313 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,504 It's just all this stress has a bit of a tendency 314 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,922 to just build up. Mmm-hmm. 315 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,758 Sometimes I think about being a kid again. 316 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,219 It just makes me feel good. 317 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,931 It's better being a kid. Sometimes. 318 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,941 So, uh... 319 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,029 Why do you like thinking about being a child, hmm? 320 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:02,076 Things were simpler. Uh, had no worries, I guess. 321 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:10,167 You know, when I think about it, I get this pit in my stomach. 322 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:16,382 Describe this pit. Is it like you're hungry all the time? 323 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,468 Kind of, but it's not that. 324 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,011 I, uh... 325 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,640 I just feel empty. 326 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,102 Asta: You cannot be in here. 327 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,063 Is it true what I'm hearing? You think my Sam was poisoned? 328 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,816 Sorry. I tried to stop her. You can't be here. 329 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,192 I can't talk to you right now. 330 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,611 I am busy with the mayor doing psychological therapy. 331 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,864 Isn't this supposed to be private? 332 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,199 He's telling me he's a man baby. 333 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,745 I didn't say, uh... Abigail: It's fine. 334 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,664 I'll wait, and I'm going to get his things. 335 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,292 No, you're not. I'm sorry. Sorry, Ben. 336 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,835 Mmm. 337 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,881 Tell me more about this hole in your stomach. 338 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,176 Um, well, it's... 339 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,762 One second. 340 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,728 You have no right taking Sam's things. Well, they're my things now. 341 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,439 Can you be quiet? I am trying to be a doctor. 342 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,609 This is Sam's office. He just died, and it's a crime scene. 343 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,612 Nobody comes in here. What is this? 344 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,198 I was hungry and wanted a quiet place to eat. 345 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,950 This is Sam's chicken from the refrigerator. 346 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,789 He is not going to eat it. God, Harry. 347 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,248 No, leave it. Stop it. 348 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,833 You cannot... I am not leaving it. 349 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,352 You have no right to come in here and take everything. 350 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,562 These are my things now, and I'm taking them home. 351 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,921 Alien Harry: Pathetic humans. 352 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,673 Letting their emotions dictate their behavior. 353 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,552 These two are distraught by something as small 354 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,971 as a loved one being poisoned to death. 355 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,975 I wonder if I can get that chicken while they're fighting. 356 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,415 I need to know what you're doing about the investigation into Sam's murder. 357 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,793 I'm sorry. Do I come up to you on the street and ask you 358 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,617 what you're doing about Mr. Dougan's catheter? 359 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,948 Abigail is at the clinic right now taking all of Sam's stuff out of his office. 360 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,283 Isn't that evidence? You know, she's the wife. 361 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,786 Maybe she killed him. Maybe you killed him. How about that? 362 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,039 Say that again, and you'll be wearing that hat inside your ass. 363 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,084 What the hell are you doing here? 364 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,669 I like watching her when she's angry. 365 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,464 We looked into Abigail, and she has an alibi. 366 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:21,882 She's got a rock-solid alibi. 367 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,485 She wasn't even in town the night that he died. 368 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,903 And I already took care of Sam's office. 369 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,887 I got prints. I got photographs. I got everything. 370 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,223 You need to stay in your Lane. The bike Lane. 371 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,767 Oh, wow! How long did it take you to think of that? 372 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,291 That's what I said. That's so clever. 373 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:37,982 Alien Harry: I can read the emotions on their faces. Sadness masking as anger. 374 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,360 Weakness masking as superiority. 375 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:47,575 This one's like a pet rabbit that you yell at so much, its hair starts to fall out. 376 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,623 My people don't have stupid emotions to get in our way. 377 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,795 All we need is food to fuel our body. 378 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,465 That's easy. You can find food almost anywhere. 379 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,334 Man: Tiny bubbles 380 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:46,258 I'm in human form now, and I'm feeling that pit in my stomach. 381 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,845 Is it possible that when I took on the human molecular structure, 382 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,139 I somehow was infected with their emotions? 383 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,849 Or is it just hunger? 384 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,354 Never mind. It's just hunger. 385 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,773 Hello again, Mrs. Cow. 386 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,485 Till the end of time 387 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:10,115 I'm sorry. I'm leaving. It was consensual. 388 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,538 Man: Every day, every night 389 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,041 it's all you, it's all you 390 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,167 it's all right 391 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,461 every day, every night 392 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,922 it's all you, it's all you 393 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,840 it's all right, it's all right 394 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,760 every day, every night 395 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,305 I was beginning to think you weren't gonna show up. 396 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:36,100 Octopuses also change their color. 397 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,352 Oh, yeah. 398 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:43,399 I was gonna stop with just the hair, though, so... 399 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,235 Excited to bowl? 400 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:48,988 Let's get some shoes. Mmm-hmm. 401 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:52,241 D'arcy: Ugh. 402 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,034 So we meet again. 403 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,328 Do I know you? 404 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,248 Yeah. You had your hand inside me the other day. 405 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,793 Ah, narrow it down, Judy. Uh, eat a dick, d'arcy. 406 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,962 I'd have to pry it out of your cold, dead hands. 407 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,341 You're a 12. How did you know? 408 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,969 Oh, 'cause d'arcy only dates size 125. 409 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,471 Real classy, skank. Whore. 410 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,395 Are you going to cookman's bonfire on Saturday? 411 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,558 Yeah, I'll be there. 412 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,934 Yeah. D'arcy: Nice. 413 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,478 See you. 414 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:30,404 Well, well, well. Look who came into my house. 415 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,574 You live here. 416 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:38,287 On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I do. I league it up with my boys. 417 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,706 Okay, shouldn't you be out solving crime? 418 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,792 Yeah, the only crime in Patience tonight is gonna be this double homicide 419 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,587 when I murder you both with my superior bowling skills. 420 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,922 Let me show you how it's done. 421 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,764 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm! 422 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,519 You hear that? That there's the sound of inevitability. 423 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,689 X marks the spot. 424 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,358 Let's see what you got. Come on. 425 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:10,486 Okay. Okay. All right, all right. 426 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,540 All right, not bad. 427 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,711 Okay, let's see what the good doctor's got. You up, doc. 428 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:31,673 Go, Harry. 429 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,426 Let's see what you got, Dr. Harry vanderspeigle. 430 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,003 You got this. Knock them down. 431 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:48,899 Alien Harry: This is easy. I've got this. It's all just math. 432 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:55,197 If I can land a spacecraft on an asteroid traveling 50,000 miles an hour, 433 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,200 I can roll a ball on some wood. 434 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,581 Oh, god damn it. Ow, shit. 435 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,875 That's a strike. Ain't no damn strike. 436 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,353 That's assault with a deadly weapon. 437 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:09,604 You know, I could arrest your ass for that, 438 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,108 but I don't want to embarrass you for all this wayward bowling. 439 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,716 Ow! Shit. 440 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,427 He's fine. 441 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:23,559 You know, he was wrong. I never feel embarrassment. 442 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,146 Wow, that's cool. Well, I do. 443 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,940 When I was at Stratton, I had this recurring dream. 444 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:33,944 You know, I was running naked through the hallways. It wasn't a dream. 445 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,031 Ambien. That's embarrassing. 446 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,994 You've lived here a longtime. 447 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,954 I have a question that doesn't mean anything. 448 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,957 When does the snow melt on the mountain? 449 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,586 Ooh, itwould depend on the weather. 450 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:54,882 It's spring, so if we get a good rain, it'll be gone in a week. 451 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,008 A week? 452 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,509 Yeah. That's very soon. 453 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,011 Do you want to go hell-skiing? 454 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,138 It's rad. No, don't go up there. 455 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:05,767 What? You're a skier? 456 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:10,314 Yeah. Well, I used to ski, like, a lot. 457 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,524 I wanted to go to the Olympics, so... 458 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:17,279 Finished second in the worlds, and then 2006, I went to Torino. 459 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:22,034 And then this happens. How did you do that? 460 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:26,747 Well, it was my second mogul run. I heard my knee pop. 461 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:29,374 It was before the jump, and I couldn't stop, 462 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,128 and I landed, and I heard a bunch of bones crack. 463 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,547 I had a tib-fib compound fracture. 464 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:40,093 They said I could have lost my leg or even died. 465 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,513 Whew, fun day. 466 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,934 Couldn't stop. Yeah. 467 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,479 Almost died. Yeah. 468 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:52,689 That's great. 469 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:54,733 Sort of have a new perspective. 470 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,195 I've got to go. We're not done eating. 471 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,781 That's where it usually ends. 472 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,993 Aw, another date night just you and a hot dog? 473 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,203 Actually, I have two. 474 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:08,389 You could have one for each hand just like in high school. 475 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,599 I learned that trick from you. 476 00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:10,874 Ho bag. All right, slut. 477 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,376 Want to bowl? Yeah. 478 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:13,543 Let's do it. 479 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:42,072 Alien Harry: The kid has to ride his bike down this hill on the way to school. 480 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,574 Without brakes, he'll never survive. 481 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,995 It's a good feeling to know I am the smartest person on earth. 482 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,306 Woman: Get out of the street, you idiot. 483 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,753 Sorry. 484 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,721 I liked Sam, but he was always, 485 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,472 "don't eat this. Don't eat that. 486 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,057 "Your diet's gonna kill you." 487 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,767 Well, what you eat is important. 488 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,564 I don't agree with that. Oh, no? 489 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:19,359 No. There are 10 things on here that are going to kill him sooner 490 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,902 than eating bad food does. 491 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:23,030 Harry. No, I want to hear. 492 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,616 Sam never mentioned that. Tell me when. 493 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:29,161 No. 494 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:32,789 Look, I just turned 80. You can give it to me straight. 495 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:34,916 How long do you think I have? 496 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:38,128 Do you like Christmas? Yes, very much. 497 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,798 Celebrate it before June. Oh, okay. 498 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:44,926 Patient: Oh. 499 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:48,055 But between now and Christmas? 500 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,683 You can eat anything you want. 501 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,395 I like you. 502 00:30:56,021 --> 00:31:00,108 This is the first time that a doctor's been totally honest with me. 503 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,987 This town is very lucky to have a doctor as good as you. 504 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,572 Yes, you are lucky. 505 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:10,077 Uh, you certainly have a particular style. 506 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,079 That's impressive. He doesn't like anyone. 507 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,248 Ben hawthorne's here. There's been an accident. 508 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,542 An accident? Nurse: Yeah. 509 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:22,547 Hello, mayor hawthorne. I'm sorry for your loss. 510 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,133 Uh, what loss? 511 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,738 This little guy fell on his bike in the driveway. 512 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,889 I, um, think he's gonna need stitches. 513 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:37,020 Okay. Comeon 514 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:41,483 stitches? Stitches? That's it? Don't sound so disappointed, weirdo. 515 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:48,240 It's okay, buddy. 516 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,363 I'll be here right next to you the whole time, okay? 517 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,744 You're, like, 600 feet away. 518 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,098 Yeah, well, I don't want to get in the doctor's way. 519 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:58,083 See? Just stay strong, okay, pal? 520 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:00,877 Harry: Thank you, nurse. 521 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,884 I hear you had a little bike accident this morning. 522 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:09,928 Very little. 523 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,308 Your son is very shy. 524 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,354 You can look at me, Max. I don't bite. 525 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,357 Actually, I do. 526 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:31,366 You're lucky your brakes failed on the driveway and not on the main road. 527 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,201 This should have been a lot worse. 528 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,289 How did you know it was my brakes? 529 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,750 I just assumed. 530 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:47,299 We get a lot of failed-brake accidents, all kinds. 531 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:52,095 Cars, wheelchairs, boats. 532 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,763 Can we hurry this up? 533 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:56,850 That smell of gauze is just something else. 534 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:00,854 Luckily, we have novocaine for good boys. 535 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,399 I can numb this up, and you won't feel a thing. 536 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:10,530 So tell me, Max, are you going to be a good boy? 537 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,032 Of course. 538 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,078 No. Never. 539 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:22,042 Well, then I have my answer. 540 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,128 Let's put in a couple of stitches. 541 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:26,630 Go right ahead. 542 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,766 - Ben: How is it, Max? - It's fine. 543 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:39,809 Is there a mosquito in here? 544 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:43,355 'Cause I think I just got a tiny bite on my arm. 545 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:47,442 This is deeper than I thought. We might need three stitches. 546 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,027 How about five? 547 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,963 Well, I guess that's it. Max: Really? 548 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:11,508 I didn't feel anything. Ben: Good for you. 549 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:14,511 I did. Okay, let's go. Yes, yes. 550 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,304 Remember, ifyou're not careful, 551 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,640 something horrible can happen to you. 552 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,101 Oh, don't worry. I can take care of myself. 553 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,603 By the way, your shoe's untied. 554 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,022 Made you look, you dummy. 555 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:33,029 Wait. I... look. It is untied. 556 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,491 Ha-ha! 557 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:45,250 I know Sam and you were close. 558 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,128 There are things you can do that will help you. 559 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,548 You could cut your hair to honor the deceased. 560 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:52,841 I can handle it. 561 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,845 Maybe you should start letting me live my own life. 562 00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,723 Worrying about every man I meet, 563 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,141 making me dinner every night... 564 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,935 I'm not 16 anymore. 565 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,188 Mmm. 566 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,608 Okay. The dinner part is nice. 567 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,862 If you were 16, you wouldn't even be here. You'd be in Denver. 568 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,656 Oh! 569 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:20,952 Good one. Now that I live at home, you're gonna start being my father? 570 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:24,164 Well, you never stopped being my daughter. 571 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:34,758 I hope you're this upset whenltfle. Jesus, dad. 572 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:41,640 Female singer: There's gotta be some hope 573 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:48,104 there's gotta be some hope 574 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:55,695 there's gotta be some way 575 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:59,157 for you to send your dogs away 576 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:03,411 and to leave the land alone 577 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:16,549 It's gotta be a crime 578 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:23,473 somewhere in your heart, you'll find 579 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:30,647 we 're fighting for our right 580 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:34,275 to keep the future bright 581 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:38,613 and protect the ones we love 582 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:51,876 In the river is our sisters and our brothers 583 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:58,925 we are camping out for each other 584 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,687 Did you burn your scrubs from the other night? 585 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,983 You know you should. No. 586 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,361 You've got to release Sam's spirit from this world. 587 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:22,407 Otherwise, he'll linger. I know. 588 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,304 Female singer: I've been thinking about you 589 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:46,681 Shut up. 590 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:51,102 Been thinking about you, ooh 591 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:58,735 I've been taking my time with you 592 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:01,738 been taking my time with you 593 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:05,116 but falling quickly too 594 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:10,955 and sometimes howl lose my mind 595 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:14,542 when I am feeling fine 596 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:17,796 since I have been with you 597 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:25,220 was 14 straight into 1,013 598 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,680 hey Sam: Hey 599 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:39,400 Mrs. Mcgill has a crush on you. 600 00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:41,319 It's not a crush. 601 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:44,739 She's 90 and comes in every week because she's a hypochondriac. 602 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,161 Uh-huh? Hey. 603 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,704 A little gin rummy? 604 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:57,836 I'm gonna have to take a rain check. Big day tomorrow. 605 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:02,173 But I'll beat you next time. You wish. 606 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,479 There's no one sitting there. 607 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,527 Dan's not my real father. 608 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,406 My mom left when I was one. 609 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,410 Dan took me in, and he raised me. He gave me everything. 610 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,415 But I never really felt like I fit in. 611 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:40,128 Sam was the only one I could talk to about all that. 612 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:44,966 I never should have left that night he died. 613 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,344 I was tired. I just wanted to go home. 614 00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,499 He was always there for me. I should have been there for him. 615 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:58,813 He was poisoned. 616 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,232 You couldn't have helped him. Maybe. 617 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,360 At least he wouldn't have died alone. 618 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,410 Do you want to play a card game? 619 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:16,623 Yeah. 620 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:21,377 Thanks. Okay. I'll put my stuff in my office. 621 00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,423 This is your office now. 622 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:43,733 Alien Harry: I did not want to play cards, but I knew asta wanted to. 623 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,616 She was sad. I could feel it. 624 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:57,538 I should not be able to feel an emotion that is inside somebody else. 625 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:37,745 Tellurium. 626 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:48,840 I know that they are all connected by these feelings, these emotions. 627 00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,596 Feelings of devotion. 628 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:00,643 Sadness. 629 00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:04,480 Love. 630 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:08,901 In Greek mythology, there exists this legend of ambrosia. 631 00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:12,864 Alien Harry: Maybe I am more connected to them now. 632 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,326 I had an emptiness that no amount of potato chips or hot dogs would cure, 633 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,538 but when I found the tellurium, the ache went away. 634 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:24,500 It wasn't coming from my stomach. It was coming from my heart. 635 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,962 Human emotions are growing inside of me. 636 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:32,133 I think the one I feel now they call "lonely." 637 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:42,560 In the same way asta misses Sam Hodges, I miss my planet, my people. 638 00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:47,315 But having found the tellurium, I can finally heal my broken heart, 639 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:51,694 because once I detonate my device and fry every human being on earth, 640 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,947 I can fly home. 641 00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:01,245 Now I just need to find my device without being discovered.