1 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:10,184 - Previously on "Resident Alien." 2 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:12,229 - Stranded on an alien planet. 3 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,971 In order to survive and complete my mission, 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,278 I would have to somehow fit in with the human life forms. 5 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,281 [snarls] - [screams] 6 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:21,456 [dramatic music] 7 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:23,632 - Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle? 8 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,199 We had a murder in town last night. 9 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,244 We need you to come down and take a look at the body. 10 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,899 - What the mother hell? - You're not dead. 11 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,553 - Asta's the nurse. 12 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,163 ♪ 13 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:34,077 - It's the new doctor. 14 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,339 [screams] 15 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:37,863 He's an alien. - Wait, an alien? 16 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:40,083 What the hell are you teaching this kid, huh? 17 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:43,782 ♪ 18 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,830 - One mistake. 19 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:51,616 Just one mistake made out of necessity for survival. 20 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,140 I had no choice 21 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:56,012 but to kill the human known as Harry Vanderspeigle. 22 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,232 I was just defending myself. 23 00:00:58,275 --> 00:00:59,494 How was I supposed to know 24 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,148 when I threw him on top of the ice 25 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:02,888 he would disappear into the lake? 26 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,542 I am an alien. 27 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:08,372 I don't know every little detail about how Earth works. 28 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:11,245 Everything will be fine. 29 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:15,205 I just need to find that body before someone else does. 30 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:19,383 - ♪ Now I'm haunted, haunted 31 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:23,083 ♪ Haunted, haunted by my-- 32 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:27,087 [Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"] 33 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:30,046 [laidback acoustic strumming] 34 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,876 ♪ 35 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,573 - Sleep: 36 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:40,404 another example of humans being weak and inefficient. 37 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:41,666 Their bodies must shut down 38 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,407 for eight hours every single day, 39 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,148 or they don't work properly. 40 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,758 [sighs] 41 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:50,110 Please be 6:00 a.m. Please be 6:00 a.m. 42 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,981 [soft suspenseful music] 43 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,418 [sighs] So much to do. 44 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:58,727 I have to find that body in the lake, find my device, 45 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,599 the pieces of my ship that broke off over the mountains, 46 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,688 I have to kill that kid-- 47 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,516 mm, almost forgot about that. 48 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,997 Exterminate the human race. 49 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,999 Milk, gotta get milk. 50 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,783 Don't forget the milk. 51 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,176 Maybe some cereal. 52 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,786 If I can't sleep, 53 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,963 I can at least learn to be a better doctor. 54 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,487 Circumcision. 55 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:22,142 What is that, eye surgery? Click. 56 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,839 [gasps] 57 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,712 They are a savage people. 58 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,584 [birds singing] 59 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,152 [alarm beeping] 60 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,199 [groans] 61 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,680 Refreshed. 62 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:42,336 Plenty of energy to climb a mountain. 63 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,864 - Did you know that Chinese restaurant next to the theater 64 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:49,995 is shutting down? 65 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,997 - [scoffs] No way. 66 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,652 I love that place. 67 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:57,829 - Yeah, Mrs. Lee accusedher husband of cheating. 68 00:02:57,873 --> 00:03:00,963 I guess they're splitting up. - What? 69 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,226 They're such a great couple. 70 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,054 It's probably a misunderstanding. 71 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:07,056 I'll talk to her. 72 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,798 - I hear someone wants to turn it into a gourmet pizza joint. 73 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,495 - On the other hand, 74 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,846 he was handsy with the ladies, so. 75 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,544 She's gotta do what she's gotta do. 76 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:22,202 Right. You throw high, I'll throw low? 77 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:25,117 Spinner's on. - Spinner's on. 78 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:29,034 - Safety off. - Safety off. 79 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:32,212 - Three, two, one, pull. 80 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,562 [fuses hissing] 81 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,221 Nice hook shot. 82 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,570 - Ball is life. 83 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:44,659 - Yeah, say that again. 84 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,878 - Ball is life. - No, don't-- 85 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:49,403 don't say it twi-- - Ball is life. 86 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,013 - You always do that. 87 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:53,885 - [panting and grunting] 88 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,192 [soft suspenseful music] 89 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,802 [shovel clanks] 90 00:03:57,846 --> 00:04:01,328 This is the third piece of my ship that I've found. 91 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:03,852 My device has to be nearby. 92 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:05,070 [two distant explosions] 93 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:08,335 [gasping] 94 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,901 [deep rumbling] 95 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:12,077 ♪ 96 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:15,385 [tense music] 97 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:22,436 ♪ 98 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:32,881 [soft dramatic music] 99 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:35,318 ♪ 100 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,668 [helicopter droning] 101 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,496 I'm not alone up here. 102 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:43,631 This is bad. 103 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,589 I just felt my rear iris pucker 104 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,678 and my testicles tighten. 105 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:50,115 My taint remains unchanged. 106 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,379 ♪ 107 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,642 That avalanche covering my search area 108 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:57,993 has set me back at least a week. 109 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:01,518 These humans think they can constantly thwart my plans. 110 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,563 Well, no more. 111 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:05,870 [groans and sighs] 112 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:07,959 [knock at door] 113 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:10,788 This is some bullshit! 114 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:11,789 [groans] 115 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:20,972 - Hi, I'm Kate Hawthorne. My husband is Ben, the mayor. 116 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,365 [birds singing] 117 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,499 - I met him. He smells like soap. 118 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:28,676 - Yeah, that's him. 119 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:31,635 My son ran out of your office a few days ago. 120 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,769 Can I come in? Please? 121 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,814 - Yes, just one minute. - Oh, o-- 122 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:37,772 [door slams] 123 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:43,038 [clattering and dull thumping] 124 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,344 [door closes] 125 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,694 [scraping on floor] 126 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:57,400 I need to talk to you about something. 127 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,749 - Hm? 128 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:01,361 - My son Max told me you're an alien. 129 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,450 [soft suspenseful music] 130 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:04,973 - What's that, then? 131 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:08,237 - He also told me that you broke into his bedroom 132 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,022 and tried to kill him. 133 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,589 ♪ 134 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,112 - That's interesting. 135 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:15,375 [blade scraping] 136 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:16,724 - What is wrong with him? 137 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:20,292 Why is he making things up? 138 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,599 - You think he's lying. - Of course he's lying. 139 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:25,210 You're obviously not an alien. 140 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:26,647 [sighs] 141 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:29,606 I'm so embarrassed that he ran out of the clinic. 142 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,523 I'm sorry to bother you. 143 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:37,527 I normally talk to Sam about this stuff, but he's-- 144 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:38,528 well, you know. 145 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:41,401 - He's dead. 146 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,750 - Yeah. 147 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,665 - Well, you don't have anything to worry about. 148 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,884 I'm not an alien. 149 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:50,148 Unfortunately. I hear they're pretty cool. 150 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,108 Thank you for coming over. 151 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,719 - It's just-- I can't get my son off of this. 152 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:58,243 And it's not just the stories, he's-- 153 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,724 he's drawn pictures. 154 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:05,555 Lots and lots of pictures. Look at them. 155 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,427 They're disturbing. 156 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:10,038 And that alien? I mean-- 157 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:13,781 he even convinced the deputy to draw this. 158 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:16,914 [ominous notes] Look at this, it's disgusting. 159 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,090 [huffs] Makes me want to throw up just looking at it. 160 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:22,224 - Some people think humans are ugly. 161 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,573 - I just don't know what to do. 162 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,357 Max won't sleep, he won't eat, 163 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:29,057 and frankly, he is driving me crazy. 164 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,625 You're a doctor. 165 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:34,018 Is there anything that we can do? 166 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,500 - Move. 167 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,720 - What? - Far away from here. 168 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,462 A new school, a new life. 169 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:46,422 If Max knows that he is never setting a foot in Colorado 170 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,684 or the Western United States again, 171 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,077 I think that he will be a happy kid. 172 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,472 - Uh, we have jobs. 173 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,474 My husband is the mayor. 174 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:57,302 - Scotland needs mayors. 175 00:07:57,346 --> 00:08:00,697 I read it in a book. 176 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,046 - We're not moving. 177 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,270 - Ah, of course! 178 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,489 Not. 179 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:10,751 [chuckles] 180 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,709 Um. - Uh... 181 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:16,496 - He's probably just looking for attention. 182 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:21,631 - Yeah. 183 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,938 I guess that makes sense. 184 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,680 I try and steer clear of Max during the day. 185 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:30,031 Having a mom who works at school isn't the easiest thing. 186 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:33,948 - Neglect. It's your fault. And with that, you can go. 187 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,340 - Uh... 188 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:38,735 yeah, well, I... 189 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:42,086 guess I'll just try spending more time with him. 190 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:46,395 Gotta be honest, I feel like I'm losing my mind. 191 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:47,570 Max doesn't drop the alien thing, 192 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:48,571 I'm gonna kill him. 193 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,008 - You and me both. 194 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:54,969 [stilted laugh] - [polite chuckle] 195 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,537 - [slow stilted chuckling] 196 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,321 - Thank you so much for everything-- 197 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,584 oh, oh. [door slams] 198 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,933 Kay. 199 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,505 [soft dramatic music] 200 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:16,643 ♪ 201 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,737 - Good morning, dickhead. 202 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:28,655 - Can't call me that. That's a nasty word. 203 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:32,049 - Oh, I'm sorry, shit-for-brains. 204 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:35,009 - You're inappropriate and you stole my flyers. 205 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,619 - Do you wanna put them back up? 206 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,968 Go ahead. 207 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:42,233 No one believes you, anyway, not even your parents. 208 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:44,584 Tell people I am an alien. 209 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:48,370 Climb to the highest tower in town 210 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:51,025 and shout it to everyone. 211 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,941 - We don't have towers, you dumb alien. 212 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,072 - No, I-- 213 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:58,598 I know that; it was a figure of speech. 214 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,034 - No, it wasn't. 215 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,688 Oh, my God, you actually thought we had towers. 216 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,167 - I did not! 217 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,865 - You're so stupid. 218 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,955 "Hi, I'm an alien and I think it's castle times 219 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,521 and there are towers." 220 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,960 - I was testing to see if you thought there were towers, 221 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,832 and you're lucky you passed. 222 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:18,661 - Well, I'm gonna go to school now. 223 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,923 - Wait. 224 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,925 - I hope a tower doesn't fall on me 225 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,319 because we live in make-believe times. 226 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,800 - You're the one who thinks there's towers! 227 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,367 [birds singing] 228 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:30,673 [whispering] Dickhead. 229 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:31,805 [normal volume] Assh-- 230 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,025 [softly] Asshole. 231 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:41,118 [indistinct chatter and phones ringing] 232 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,773 - Hey, Ass-ta. 233 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,775 - It's Ah-sta, Ellen. You knew that. 234 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,299 - Sorry. Must be the Canadian in me. 235 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,736 - Well, 236 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,259 on this side of the imaginary border, it's Ah-sta. 237 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:55,437 Pasta, drama, Ah-sta. What else can I do for you? 238 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,309 - Ah-sta, Dr. V needs some prescription pads, 239 00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,963 but I can't find any. 240 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,139 - Well, where have you looked? - I haven't looked yet. 241 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,271 Can you get them? 242 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,849 [suspenseful music] 243 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:22,682 ♪ 244 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,735 - Whoa, what are you doing? 245 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,390 - I want that so badly. - Excuse me? 246 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:38,262 - Sleep. 247 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:41,135 I can't sleep at night. I'm trying to learn how. 248 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,746 - Okay, well, please stop. It's creepy. 249 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,921 Get up. 250 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,837 Jay, Jay, wake up. 251 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,796 Please wake up. 252 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,319 Have you seen one of Sam's prescription pads 253 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,363 laying around? 254 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,495 There's one missing. 255 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,236 I don't know if he took it home, I-- 256 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,716 he always used to keep them here. 257 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,587 - That's why you woke me up? 258 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,198 - Well, have you seen it or not? 259 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:02,286 - Not. 260 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,332 I just work here for school credit. 261 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,769 I barely know where the tongue depressors are. 262 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,293 [scoffs and groans] 263 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,256 - I thought sleep was supposed to make you feel better. 264 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,779 - Cut her some slack. 265 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,782 She was probably up all night reeling like the rest of us. 266 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:23,090 You didn't even know Sam. Why can't you sleep? 267 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,962 - There's a dead me floating in the lake. 268 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:29,444 I can't find the on/off switch in my brain. 269 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,665 - Do you ever meditate? 270 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,711 - By meditate, do you mean sit peacefully 271 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,018 and think of all the people I want to kill? 272 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,325 Yes. I like it very much. 273 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,067 - Good. 274 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,155 - Uh, Dr. Vanderspeigle, 275 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,722 we need you down at the town hall. 276 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,637 - What's going on? 277 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,162 - There's another dead body. This time in the lake. 278 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,598 - Okay. 279 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,340 [dramatic music] 280 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,955 [indistinct clamor] 281 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,434 - All right, all right, 282 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,653 now there's a lot of misinformation out there, okay? 283 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,394 Everybody just needs to calm down. 284 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,830 And somebody need to open up a damn window 285 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,311 'cause it smell like a sweaty REI store up in here. 286 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,747 - What? 287 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,836 [crowd murmuring] 288 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,839 - I hear the found the body? - No, just a foot. 289 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:20,103 Jack Rooney found it fishing the lake. 290 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,844 - Which lake? My lake? 291 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,193 - Not your lake. 292 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,500 Belongs to the state of Colorado. 293 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:29,678 Oh, are you trying to impress me? 294 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,506 By making me think you own a lake? 295 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:32,855 - No, I'm not doing that. 296 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,596 - Can maybe you be just a little less needy 297 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,989 and a little bit more sensitive? 298 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,339 Because somebody's died, so. 299 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,601 Come on, can we see the foot? 300 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,951 - What's going on? Who does the foot belong to? 301 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,300 - Yes, and can we touch it? 302 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,128 [excited chatter] - Were they murdered? 303 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,262 - Okay, folks, folks, folks. - What size is it? 304 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,872 - This is an ongoing investigation 305 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,657 and all that we have now is--is--is a dead foot. 306 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,964 - That foot belongs to the guy I killed. 307 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,140 - For all we know, you know, it's just, uh, 308 00:13:57,184 --> 00:14:00,013 some hiker who got his foot ripped off by a bear. 309 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,884 - There's a killer bear on the loose? 310 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:02,972 [panicked chatter] 311 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,583 - I know it. It's my own fault. 312 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,281 I should've spent more time searching the lake 313 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,849 and less time watching "Law & Order" marathons. 314 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,241 - [whistles loudly] All right! 315 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,764 I want everybody to shut up! [crowd falls silent] 316 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,288 I want it so quiet in here, 317 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,638 you can hear a mouse piss on cotton, you understand me? 318 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,901 - [coughs] - No. 319 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,424 - Now... - Okay. 320 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,991 - As you all know, 321 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:25,255 we recently lost one of our own, Sam Hodges, 322 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,648 who was murdered. 323 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,477 Now, finding this here foot in there? 324 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,261 This is a good thing 325 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,003 'cause it means that we don't have a murderer in our town. 326 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,265 - Oh. - Oh. 327 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,398 - We--we don't? 328 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,008 - We got ourselves a serial killer, y'all. 329 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,705 [crowd gasping] 330 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,055 - How the hell is that a good thing? 331 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,492 - Serial killers don't run away and hide. 332 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,624 They lie in wait to strike again, 333 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,887 so they're easier to catch. 334 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,497 Hell, if I was a serial killer, 335 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,629 I'd be in this room right now looking for my next victim. 336 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,022 [concerned chatter] 337 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,545 All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't worry! 338 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,852 We're gonna send the foot to Denver for DNA testing. 339 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,855 Once we find out who it is, we gon' catch this killer. 340 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,857 - I can't let them get that DNA. 341 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,512 They'll know I'm dead lake man. 342 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,730 - Doctor, do you have anything that-- 343 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,949 that you could-- that you could add? 344 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,997 [suspenseful music] - Uh... 345 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,521 ♪ 346 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,872 I am so scared! [crowd gasping] 347 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,875 - Real nice, Doc. Real smooth, real smooth. 348 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,661 - Fear is real. I have all the signs. 349 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:27,143 Sweaty palms... [backpack thuds] 350 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,972 [heart pounding] Elevated heartbeat... 351 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:33,367 - Nice hat, freak. [kids laughing] 352 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:37,110 - Now that I'm in this body, I'm feeling human emotions. 353 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,939 [laughter] - What? 354 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,244 Sorry. 355 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,204 [soft dramatic music] 356 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:51,167 ♪ 357 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,610 - Poor guy. 358 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:05,094 My guess is a boat propeller probably hit the dead body 359 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,967 and just chopped the foot right off. 360 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,838 - Mm. 361 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,058 - White male. 362 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:16,714 I'm thinking late 40s, 180 pounds, over six feet tall. 363 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,065 That's a size twelve shoe. 364 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,501 - Uh-huh. 365 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,633 - Heck, if you didn't have two feet, 366 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,157 I'd think this thing was yours. 367 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,245 - [stilted laugh] 368 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,812 You are a funny, hilarious person. 369 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,902 - Anyway, the medical examiner will let us know 370 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,731 if we get a hit on the DNA. 371 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,256 No, I know there's a chance that there won't be, 372 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,867 but with so many people in the database these days, 373 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:42,740 all those ancestry testing kits. 374 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,220 Even I did one. 375 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,918 Uh, I found out that, um, 376 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:50,052 my real father is actually my dad's best friend, Bill, 377 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,708 so I told my dad and he and my mom broke up 378 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:58,974 and then he left town and he moved to Ohio, so... 379 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,672 I don't recommend those tests. 380 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,719 Anyway, soon the only people who won't be in the database 381 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,070 are hermits and babies. 382 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,202 - [stilted chuckle] 383 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:12,118 [quirky suspenseful music] 384 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:19,125 ♪ 385 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,917 Definitely my foot. 386 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,398 It's amazing how my people have developed the ability 387 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:34,096 to mimic other life forms on the cellular level. 388 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,619 We are an incredible-- - [clears throat] 389 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,143 - And I forgot to close the door. 390 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,101 - When you're doing being next-level weird, 391 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,277 we have the Briscoes in the exam room. 392 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,497 - Oh, there's my sock. 393 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,672 It's here. 394 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,501 - Where's my goddamn foot? 395 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,242 You stole my five dead little piggies, 396 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,592 not to mention Liv's favorite bucket. 397 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,854 She puts her soda pop in there. 398 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,770 - I can help. I am a pathologist. 399 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,033 You don't need to send the whole foot to Denver. 400 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,861 - Well, then pathologize the damn thing 401 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,297 and get me a DNA sample. 402 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,734 We got some Ted Bundy shit going on around here, 403 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,954 and I need to put a stop to it before he strikes again. 404 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,782 - Or she. 405 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,131 The killer could be a woman. 406 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,307 That's sexist. You're sexist. 407 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,482 - Let me tell you something. 408 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:15,833 When I say he, I mean he or she. 409 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,444 You know, between you and me, 410 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,662 what is this PC bullshit anyway now 411 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,186 where you gotta say "he/she" for "he" 412 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,493 when "he" already mean "he/she," you know what I mean? 413 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,147 - I just think it'll be more respectful 414 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,498 if you think of the killer as a woman. 415 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,065 - Okay. 416 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,546 Well, let me tell you what I think would be respectful-- 417 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,722 is if you got me a skin sample off this foot 418 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,159 before I start needing dick pills. 419 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,075 Now, I'ma be in the waiting room waiting. 420 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,034 ♪ 421 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,211 Hmm. 422 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,300 [pop can clicks] 423 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,959 [infant crying] 424 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,962 - No one knows where great ideas come from, 425 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,922 but you always remember where you were when they came. 426 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,403 [baby sneezes] - There. 427 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,623 - And in this case, my great idea came the moment 428 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,756 I entered the exam room and realized 429 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,541 I was going to cut the foreskin off this baby's dick 430 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,326 and hand it to the sheriff. 431 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,503 [soft dramatic music] 432 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,809 How long has he been sick? - Just two days. 433 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,202 - He doesn't have a fever. 434 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,552 - That's a relief. - Mm. 435 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,732 His chest is clear. Is he circumcised? 436 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,386 - What? - What? 437 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,520 - Right, how dumb of me to ask. 438 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,870 I'm right here. I can just check myself. 439 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,567 Let's see what you're packin' down there, champ. 440 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:41,180 - Harry--Dr. Vanderspeigle, you don't need to do that. 441 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,834 - He's not circumcised. Not yet, anyway. 442 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,881 We were thinking about it but hadn't made a decision. 443 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,796 - And you don't need to make a decision right now. 444 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:49,927 - The sooner the better. 445 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,929 Removing the foreskin reduces the risk 446 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,367 of urinary tract infection. 447 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,500 Also STDs. - STDs? 448 00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,286 - Do you want your baby getting gonorrhea? 449 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,331 - Is that a real question? 450 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,941 - No, it's not. 451 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:07,293 - You should consider it. It's a very simple procedure. 452 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,773 All I do is surgically remove the skin 453 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:13,124 which covers the tip of your baby's prick. 454 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:17,955 ♪ 455 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,914 Here you go. 456 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:23,352 I'm keeping the foot so it can be stored properly. 457 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,788 - Fine by me. 458 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,443 Thing made my whole office smell like bad sushi. 459 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,358 I gotta get this back to Liv. 460 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,621 You know ladies love they buckets. [chuckles] 461 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:35,408 Before you say that's sexist, that's just a fact. 462 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,718 [school bell rings] 463 00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:44,678 [indistinct chatter] 464 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:51,685 ♪ 465 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,820 - Hey, Maxie. - Mom, what are you doing? 466 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,301 I can't be seen hanging out with my mother. 467 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,303 - Don't be silly. Hey. 468 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:04,306 Teachers get lunch breaks, too. 469 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,134 Just wanted to stop by and see how you're doing. 470 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,832 - Please go! 471 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,486 I'll actually pay you. 472 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,183 - That's the money I gave you this morning. 473 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,185 - Money is money. 474 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:17,188 - Okay, just--hey. 475 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,712 I just wanted to tell you that I love you. 476 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,542 Okay. 477 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,328 Can I just get a hug? - No! 478 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,765 - Okay, great. Okay, bye. 479 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,292 Love you. - Hey. 480 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,728 [kids giggling] 481 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:37,208 - Dude, that's the kid with the alien poster. 482 00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,515 [giggling] 483 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:42,344 Oh! [kids laughing] 484 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:48,829 ♪ 485 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,832 - What, Space Boy? 486 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,313 - He's the one with the alien posters? 487 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,880 [kids laughing] 488 00:21:56,924 --> 00:22:00,884 ♪ 489 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,365 - You wanna make fun of me, too? 490 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,411 - No. 491 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:09,110 Because I believe you. 492 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:14,071 ♪ 493 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:17,423 - Stress, fear. 494 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,729 No wonder humans can't sleep at night. 495 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,775 - Imagine what that water would do to your balls? 496 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:24,255 - At least I don't have to worry about the kid 497 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,301 or the foot anymore. 498 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,783 [indistinct radio chatter] 499 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:34,831 What's going on here? Why are you on my beach? 500 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,833 - It's official police business, Doc. 501 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,574 Rest of that body's got .to be out there somewhere, 502 00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:41,011 and I plan on finding it. 503 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,927 - You work too hard. You should take some time off. 504 00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:46,408 Doctor's orders. 505 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,149 - I am a little concerned about 506 00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:51,587 the overall scale of this operation. 507 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:54,111 You know, we don't have the budget to drag this whole lake. 508 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:55,374 - You got it in your budget 509 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,028 to live in a town littered with dead bodies? 510 00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,422 - Not really how budgets work. 511 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,555 And this whole thing-- it's just too expensive. 512 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:06,820 I mean, the town is definitely not paying for snacks, okay? 513 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,474 - Those are Cletus's dog treats. 514 00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:10,824 - [spitting] 515 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,478 - Hey, don't be spittin' that out! 516 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,436 That's real bison meat. What the hell's wrong with you? 517 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,308 - Dang it! God, it's like a gamey peanut. 518 00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,788 [dog groans] - Listen, 519 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,486 everyone here needs to get their head in the game. 520 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,749 We're searching this entire lake. 521 00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:26,317 We ain't gon' stop till we find that body. 522 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:29,669 - [barking and panting] 523 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,328 [soft dramatic music] 524 00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:43,944 ♪ 525 00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:45,380 - [Russian accent] Yes, nurse. 526 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:50,167 I have very bad ass rash for you to examine, please. 527 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:52,256 - [chuckles] - Okay? 528 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,171 - Oh, my God, you scared me. 529 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,478 - [normally] Come on, let's go. 530 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,785 You've been so mopey lately. 531 00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:01,352 - You do know my friend Sam died. 532 00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:04,268 - [Russian accent] Yes, I know. 533 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:05,966 [normally] I know, I know, 534 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:10,753 and I'm very sorry and it sucks, 535 00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:15,541 but maybe to get your mind off of it, you come out with me. 536 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,674 - You taking me to feed baby squirrels again? 537 00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:20,633 - This is even better. 538 00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:24,506 [upbeat music] 539 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,988 They find that body, I'm gonna legit shit myself. 540 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,946 - When you said, "have some fun," 541 00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:33,733 I thought you meant dinner or maybe a movie. 542 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,213 - Come on, we got a live show here. 543 00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:39,608 The finale, fingers crossed, is a bloated, dead corpse. 544 00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:43,699 - So this is our night? A floater watch party? 545 00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:46,615 - This town, I'll take what I can get. 546 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:51,533 Besides, I was dating this guy, and he sort of ghosted me. 547 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:52,665 - Oof. 548 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,188 - I mean, he stopped calling entirely 549 00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:56,799 and I'm kind of hoping that's him out there, you know? 550 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:59,541 Get some closure. 551 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:04,415 Also, you know what I heard? JT is having a party later. 552 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,461 - JT. 553 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,464 I haven't thought about him in forever. 554 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,161 I can't believe he's still around. 555 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:14,164 - Well, I mean, everybody's still around. 556 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,689 Nobody gets out of here. 557 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:18,473 - We did. 558 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,648 I'll give us that. 559 00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:21,868 We both got out and chased our dreams. 560 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:24,914 - Damn right. - Yeah. 561 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,351 [classic rock music on stereo] 562 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:31,530 - And reality chased us right back. 563 00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,229 - Yeah. 564 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,405 - Yeah, starting to envy that body in the lake. 565 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:38,711 - [chuckles] 566 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,583 [rain pattering] 567 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:45,195 - Deputy, why is your boat headed to shore? 568 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,241 - The mayor has to be brought back in. 569 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,156 He has an appointment. 570 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:52,246 - [vomiting forcefully] 571 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:55,466 - Is there somebody throwing up on that boat? 572 00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:58,295 - Uh, hi, Sheriff. This is the mayor speaking. 573 00:25:58,339 --> 00:25:59,688 I just have a pre-existing appoi-- 574 00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:01,385 [vomiting forcefully] 575 00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,952 - Are you seasick? - [groaning] Uh-- 576 00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:04,301 - We don't hold justice 577 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,086 just 'cause your tummy's a little upset. 578 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,304 If you gotta piss, puke, or shit, 579 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:08,697 you do it over the side of the boat. 580 00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:10,569 In the meantime, we stick to the plan. 581 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,919 You do the east lake grid; I do the west lake grid. 582 00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:15,965 Over. - Aye-aye, sir. 583 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,271 Perhaps if you drank some water? 584 00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:19,273 - All I taste is bison. 585 00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,623 - I don't like this feeling. 586 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,321 Even this dog is making me nervous. 587 00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:27,194 I remember when I didn't know the meaning of fear. 588 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:31,459 After my ship crashed, I was on my own for two weeks. 589 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:36,029 An alien on an alien planet, danger everywhere. 590 00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:37,944 [thudding footfalls] 591 00:26:37,987 --> 00:26:40,294 [horse neighing] 592 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:43,427 - [grunts] 593 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:46,953 - None of it concerned me. 594 00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:48,868 [snarling] 595 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:52,480 - [gasping and yelping] 596 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:57,137 [screaming] 597 00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:02,229 - Not knowing fear allowed me to make bold fashion choices. 598 00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:04,710 [dramatic music] 599 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:10,454 ♪ 600 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,632 [Western movie music] 601 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:20,595 ♪ 602 00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:47,187 - I don't think they're gonna find a body. 603 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,711 - Come on, stay positive. 604 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,583 - I think that's Harry's cabin over there. 605 00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:54,585 - Fancy. 606 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,850 I wonder what half of it will be worth when we split up. 607 00:27:57,893 --> 00:28:00,504 - [chuckles] 608 00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:03,246 - Mm. 609 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,857 I remember who Harry reminds me of. 610 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,380 - Who? 611 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:08,338 - Danny Oliver. - My God, he took you to prom. 612 00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:10,253 - Yes, he did, right? 613 00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:12,691 Yes, he did. - [chuckling] Oh, God. 614 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,476 - You remember him dancing to "Got Your Money"? 615 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:18,740 both: ♪ Hey, Dirty! 616 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:21,874 ♪ Baby, I got your money, don't you worry ♪ 617 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,440 - ♪ Uh! 618 00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:24,441 - ♪ You better give me that money, ooh! ♪ 619 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:26,574 - Oh, my damn. - ♪ Right now! 620 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:27,662 - ♪ Baby, I got your money 621 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,359 - Yes! - ♪ Don't you worry 622 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:31,231 both: ♪ Said hey 623 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,494 - ♪ Baby, I got your money 624 00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:35,626 both: ♪ Hey, said hey 625 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,891 - ♪ Baby, I got your money, don't you worry ♪ 626 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:40,631 [laughter] 627 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:44,200 - Sheriff, maybe I should go in and check the shoreline? 628 00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:45,767 Based on the current, 629 00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:48,465 it is highly probable the body has already washed up. 630 00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:51,773 - I know what's going on. The mayor's still sick. 631 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:55,559 You stay on mission, Deputy. We got a body to find. 632 00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:57,648 - This guy's not going to give up. 633 00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,477 I can't panic. I just need a plan. 634 00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:02,349 If they find the body, 635 00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:04,003 I'll say it's my twin brother, Frederico. 636 00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:07,876 [Spanish guitar music] Playboy, drinker, bad swimmer. 637 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,313 - [barking] 638 00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:13,186 [tense music] 639 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:16,580 [barking] 640 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,457 [tense music] 641 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,588 ♪ 642 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,416 - [barking] 643 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,636 - Whoa. 644 00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:31,030 Down, boy. - [barking] 645 00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:33,162 - Down! 646 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:34,294 This is my body. 647 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:39,429 No, let go! - [snarling and snorting] 648 00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:46,349 ♪ 649 00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:52,747 - Harry? Are you home? 650 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,183 Ooh. [body thuds] 651 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,837 - Yes, I'm home 652 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:59,275 just standing here doing nothing. 653 00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:03,410 - Oh, cool. Looks like a fun night. 654 00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:04,672 - What are you doing here? 655 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:05,891 - We were down at the beach 656 00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,718 watching the lake being dragged. 657 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,982 - It's like our town's version of a drive-in. 658 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,070 - Yeah. - So. 659 00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:13,202 - Can we use your bathroom? 660 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:14,900 - Um-- - Please? 661 00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,858 - It's back there. 662 00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:18,991 But then you have to leave right away. 663 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,689 I'm very busy. - Yeah, we know, doing nothing. 664 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:28,870 [quirky dramatic music] 665 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:31,307 - I'm over him. Like, so over him. 666 00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:33,222 Like, I'm embarrassed that I was into him. 667 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:37,748 ♪ 668 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:40,839 - Why are you going through his stuff? 669 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,405 - You can find out a lot about a guy this way. 670 00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:43,842 ♪ 671 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,191 He's got all the vitamins. 672 00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:48,194 A, B, C--oh, my God. - Huh? 673 00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:50,674 - They're stored in alphabetical order. 674 00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:51,937 He's a maniac. 675 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,155 [feet thumping across floorboards] 676 00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:54,504 I'm so turned on. 677 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:55,854 ♪ 678 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,507 [body thumps] 679 00:30:57,551 --> 00:31:00,597 ♪ 680 00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:02,382 - [sighs] 681 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,645 We are gonna go. 682 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,168 - Oh. 683 00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:09,041 - Do not go in there. [chuckles] 684 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,912 I'm just kidding. I didn't shit in your bathroom. 685 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:13,915 Gotta go to a party. Sorry, you're not invited. 686 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:17,353 Kinda a girl's night thing so yeah. 687 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,398 - Okay. 688 00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:19,878 - Seriously, it's not a big deal. 689 00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:23,316 It's just, like, my ex, JT's, like really successful 690 00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:27,189 and he's got, this, like, really big house in the hills 691 00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:30,018 and he's, like, begging me to go, 692 00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:32,542 which... embarrassing for him, you know? 693 00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,544 [chuckles and inhales deeply] 694 00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,590 - Then I'm confused why you're still here. 695 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,939 Go. - No, we're good. 696 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:41,421 - I get it. So we'll see you another time. 697 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,075 - Thank you. 698 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:49,255 - It's like he's jealous but barely hiding it. 699 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,560 [scoffs] You know? 700 00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:52,693 - He's hiding it pretty well. 701 00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,347 - He's probably gonna follow us. 702 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:55,391 - No, he's not. 703 00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:56,740 - Oh, my God. - You're so weird. 704 00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:59,134 - ♪ Yuck-Sue-Yaach sounding like a savage ♪ 705 00:31:59,178 --> 00:32:00,570 ♪ I don't even understand 'em ♪ 706 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,094 ♪ When he say that you the baddest ♪ 707 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,270 ♪ Survival is a habit 708 00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:08,883 - Hey, you girls got ID? - Oh, what are you doing here? 709 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,580 - This bitch called in for reinforcements. 710 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:13,366 - Aww, D'arce. - Mwah. 711 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,759 - Thank you. Let's do the damn thing. 712 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:16,935 - Give it to you. 713 00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,067 - Ugh, do you have anything stronger? 714 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:20,895 Pumped Sage enough milk for a week. 715 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,288 - Mm. 716 00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:25,030 - I'm trying to be out-out. - Ooh, you look hot. 717 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:27,946 - Ooh, why are you dressed like a mob wife? 718 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,034 - Why aren't you? 719 00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:31,079 I have a husband, you have a cat. 720 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,689 Besides, 721 00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:34,778 this is the first night I've been out since Sage was born. 722 00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:37,694 I'm not gonna waste it on a Broncos jersey and jeans. 723 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:40,088 [chuckles] - Oh. 724 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,873 I see somebody I wanna talk to... 725 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:45,485 with my butt. 726 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:46,921 ♪ 727 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,444 - Kay. 728 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:49,619 - ♪ If you craft is genetic 729 00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:51,012 ♪ Yuck-Sue-Yaach 730 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:51,970 ♪ If you workin' both your spirits ♪ 731 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,884 - Hey, watch it. 732 00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:57,279 - Kick rocks, cougar. - [scoffs] Cougar? 733 00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:58,628 We know the guy that lives here, 734 00:32:58,672 --> 00:32:59,760 so maybe we could have him 735 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:01,109 just kick your ass right out of here. 736 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:04,156 - Who, JT's dad? He's outta town, lady. 737 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:06,114 - Lady? 738 00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,029 - Check out the MILFs. 739 00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:14,514 ♪ 740 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,081 - Did you invite me to a high school party? 741 00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:19,127 Oh, God. - Holy shit. 742 00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,042 - No, no, no, this isn't funny, okay? 743 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,349 I wasted a 30-mile drive, a babysitter, 744 00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:25,003 and I smeared my best lipstick to be here. 745 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:27,005 - [laughing] I'm sorry. - Oh, my God. 746 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,007 - Where's D'Arcy? Oh, shit. 747 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,444 - I'm gonna kill her. - Oh, God, oh, God. 748 00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:33,533 together: Oh, God. 749 00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:35,100 - You're a good dancer. 750 00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:36,710 And you're skinny. 751 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,233 Like a cricket. [chuckles] 752 00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:41,541 - You wanna take it upstairs? - Why, what's upstairs? 753 00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,238 Oh, no, no, no. 754 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:46,763 Oh, my God, Braces? Ugh. 755 00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:47,808 group: Chug, chug, chug, chug! 756 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,462 - Don't say that! That's not true! 757 00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:51,812 - Ugh, high school party. 758 00:33:51,855 --> 00:33:54,945 - How's your new boyfriend. You get into his Pull-Ups yet? 759 00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:56,512 - I think that was his first boner. 760 00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,079 - Oh. 761 00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:00,647 - I guess that you forgot that JT also has a son named JT? 762 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:03,519 - It's not my fault that he is a narcissist. 763 00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:05,130 - Wow, that's great. - Let's go. 764 00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:07,045 - Excuse me, sorry. 765 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:08,394 - What? - Oh, hey, hey, hey. 766 00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:10,570 - Why? - You guys want some? 767 00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:13,486 - Oh, great. We're in a Gen Z drug den. 768 00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:16,358 - Hey, these are Sam's. Where'd you get these? 769 00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:17,533 - From my pocket. 770 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:20,188 - Burnout, she means who gave them to you? 771 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:23,757 - This prescription was written after he died. 772 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,150 You weren't prescribed these. 773 00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,412 I'm taking them, and if you have a problem with that, 774 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:30,372 I'm gonna call the cops. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 775 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,636 - What was that about? - Let's just get out of here. 776 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,901 ♪ 777 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:39,077 Wait. Jay? 778 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,731 - Oh! - Oh, bro! 779 00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:42,906 - Oh, gross! 780 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,386 These are brand-new shoes, you dick! 781 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:45,779 - Oh, shit. 782 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:48,216 - How are all these children more wasted than us? 783 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:51,089 - Okay, yeah, I'm going home to snuggle my baby. 784 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:54,048 You two, you need families. 785 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,528 Or maybe a lawyer. 786 00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:57,095 ♪ 787 00:34:57,138 --> 00:34:58,183 - This is embarrassing. Help me. 788 00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,707 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. 789 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:01,969 All right. 790 00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:06,582 - Sorry about tonight. 791 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:11,892 - You're too young to know how sorry that party really was. 792 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:14,590 - Thanks. - Course. 793 00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:16,505 Just get to bed. 794 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,290 Oh, hang on, um-- 795 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:22,381 I know you've been going through a hard time lately. 796 00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:24,034 Whenever you're having a rough time, 797 00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:27,560 just burn some of this cedar and pull the smoke around you. 798 00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:30,171 Something my dad taught me. It'll help. 799 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:32,347 - [sniffing] [soft dramatic music] 800 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:36,046 That's weird, but okay. 801 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:43,141 ♪ 802 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:59,157 - Asta, are you ready? 803 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,377 - [sniffles] - Asta? 804 00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:03,683 - [crying] 805 00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:08,078 Dad! 806 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:13,432 ♪ 807 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,999 - Aww. 808 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:22,441 ♪ 809 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,532 - You okay? 810 00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:30,100 ♪ 811 00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:34,322 - Let's get out of here. - Yeah, let's do it. 812 00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:37,195 Up front, princess. I'm not a chauffeur. 813 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:40,328 I mean-- oh, okay. 814 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:41,677 That's how we're doing it? 815 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:43,853 - Yep, that's how we're doing it. 816 00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:46,421 [laughter] No problem. 817 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,817 - [barks] 818 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:54,777 [indistinct radio chatter] 819 00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:01,001 - Yes. 820 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,481 - We're calling it a night, Doc, 821 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:04,700 but we'll be back tomorrow. 822 00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:05,919 There's a dead body out there somewhere 823 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:08,182 and we're not gonna rest until we find it. 824 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,098 - Except we are going to go home and rest now. 825 00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:12,882 - [barking and feet pattering] - Hey, Cletus! 826 00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:13,927 Hey! Get back here, boy! 827 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,494 Hey! What you smell? 828 00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:17,147 - Uh-- - Cletus! 829 00:37:17,191 --> 00:37:19,454 What you got, boy? - [barking] 830 00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:22,457 - Oh, hell. He onto something! 831 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:26,418 - He cannot go in there. - Go on, boy! 832 00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:27,506 Huh? 833 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:30,422 [tense music] 834 00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,337 Huh. 835 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:36,602 ♪ 836 00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:38,343 Huh. 837 00:37:38,386 --> 00:37:39,518 - [sighs] 838 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:42,521 ♪ 839 00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:45,524 - [barking] 840 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,439 ♪ 841 00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:50,703 - Well, well, well. - [barking] 842 00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:52,400 - No wonder he's losing his mind. 843 00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:55,360 ♪ 844 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,753 It's bison. 845 00:37:57,797 --> 00:37:59,364 You got meat. 846 00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:00,669 - I like meat. 847 00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:02,062 - [barks and snorts] 848 00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:04,543 - I like meat, too, you know? 849 00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,327 I've tried rabbit. 850 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:07,807 And I tried moose once. 851 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:10,157 My uncle made them. I ate it, but I didn't like it. 852 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,377 - Okay, well, there's nothing to see here. 853 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,422 At least I know where I can come if I need meat, right? 854 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:15,815 [chuckles] - [chuckles stiffly] 855 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:18,600 - Come on, here, Cletus! - [barking and panting] 856 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:21,690 - And Liv. 857 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:24,650 [soft dramatic music] 858 00:38:24,693 --> 00:38:30,351 ♪ 859 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:33,528 [wind howling] 860 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:36,314 [pan sizzling] 861 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,881 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 862 00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,840 - Why are you awake? 863 00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:42,276 Please don't tell me you waited up for me. 864 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,757 - No. 865 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,236 Breakfast? - Oh, my God, please. 866 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,237 - [chuckles] 867 00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:49,327 Scrambled eggs, your favorite. 868 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:53,592 - Wow. - [chuckles] 869 00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:55,245 - This looks good. 870 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,867 It was a girl. 871 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:10,870 [melancholy music] 872 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,611 [takes deep breath] 873 00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:15,570 The baby was a girl. 874 00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:18,094 ♪ 875 00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:19,618 I thought she'd be better off without me, 876 00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:20,880 but what if that's not true? 877 00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:24,753 What if--what if she's supposed to be with me? 878 00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:27,408 - You're a mother to that child. 879 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:32,761 That bond can never be broken. It's a mother's gift. 880 00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:35,677 Wherever that child is, 881 00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:37,810 you'll always be able to sense her. 882 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:40,552 ♪ 883 00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:43,468 One day, 884 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:46,862 that connection will bring you back together. 885 00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:51,824 ♪ 886 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:54,827 [upbeat music] 887 00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:56,959 ♪ 888 00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,787 - Here you go. - Oh, thank you. 889 00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:01,181 ♪ 890 00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:03,618 Oh. - We both have the same bag. 891 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,228 Oh, um, yeah. 892 00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,274 I was just buying a lock for your desk drawer. 893 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:10,320 It's where Sam used to keep all his prescription pads. 894 00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:11,539 What about you? 895 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,498 - I also have some things to lock away. 896 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,762 ♪ 897 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:20,635 - Who even are you, Harry Vanderspeigle? 898 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,246 - Just a... 899 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,379 guy. 900 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,381 [Avi Kaplan's "Change on the Rise"] 901 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,426 - Hmm. 902 00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,471 - Everybody has secrets. 903 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,952 Fear is such a great motivator. 904 00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,694 It makes people lock those secrets away. 905 00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:39,219 - ♪ Without the light 906 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,526 - But for every one person locking away their secrets, 907 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:45,660 there are two more people seeking to uncover the truth. 908 00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:48,837 - ♪ Oh, the darkness comes 909 00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:52,362 - Scary, right? 910 00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:54,887 - He's disgusting. 911 00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:56,454 He definitely cut the brakes on your bike. 912 00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,283 I need to get a closer look. 913 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:03,069 - [whispering] No, don't. Don't do it. 914 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:07,769 - ♪ [vocalizes] Fend off the enemy ♪ 915 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:10,642 ♪ Sing out the jubilee 916 00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:15,124 ♪ With all the fire we can breathe ♪ 917 00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:18,737 - What the hell? 918 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:23,393 - ♪ We're singing all day and you can't tame it ♪ 919 00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:26,309 ♪ High tide or low tide, you know ♪ 920 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:29,312 ♪ Nighttime or morning time, yeah ♪ 921 00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:31,358 ♪ We're going strong 922 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:34,404 ♪ Headed up down the river 923 00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:38,583 ♪ Oh, Lord, I feel the reveling ♪ 924 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:43,544 ♪ I feel a change on the rise ♪ 925 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:48,288 ♪ We're singing all day and you can't tame it ♪ 926 00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:51,334 ♪ High tide or low tide, you know ♪ 927 00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:54,294 ♪ Nighttime or morning time, yeah ♪ 928 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,426 ♪ We're going strong 929 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,299 ♪ Headed up down the river 930 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:03,608 ♪ Oh, Lord I feel the reveling ♪ 931 00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,131 - [sighs] 932 00:42:05,174 --> 00:42:08,438 - ♪ I feel a change on the rise ♪ 933 00:42:08,482 --> 00:42:12,138 [country music] 934 00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:15,358 - So I look that alien son of a bitch 935 00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:18,623 right in his jaundiced eyes and I said in no uncertain terms, 936 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,886 "I'm not the one to mess with." 937 00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:23,584 I said, "Boy, I don't know where you're from 938 00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:26,239 "and I don't much give a flying duck's fart. 939 00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:29,155 "One thing's for certain, two things for sure. 940 00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:31,679 You best stay the hell away from me." 941 00:42:31,723 --> 00:42:34,247 Well, he come at me. 942 00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:36,641 I kicked his alien ass all the way to the next county. 943 00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,599 [laughter] 944 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:41,646 Damn thing got away with my horse and my hat, 945 00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:44,562 but I knew he wouldn't mess with me again. 946 00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:45,693 - Unbelievable. 947 00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:47,869 See, this is why we like traveling around 948 00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:49,175 meeting other alien experiencers. 949 00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,655 - Mm-hmm. - Stories like that. 950 00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:53,179 When we saw your videos online, 951 00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:54,615 we knew we had to come speak with you. 952 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,138 - [chuckles] 953 00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:58,140 - Where did you say you actually saw the alien again? 954 00:42:58,184 --> 00:42:59,620 Do you know where he was headed? 955 00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:00,882 - Well, little lady, 956 00:43:00,926 --> 00:43:02,144 I've been letting this liquor speak for me 957 00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:04,016 and I think I said too much already. 958 00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:05,495 - Mm. 959 00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:08,890 - But you can read about that in the book I'm writing. 960 00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:11,458 - Oh, cool. You're writing a book. 961 00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:14,113 [chuckles] 962 00:43:14,156 --> 00:43:19,248 - [singing indistinctly] 963 00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:25,515 ♪ Sunshine on-- 964 00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:26,821 Well, well, little lady. 965 00:43:26,865 --> 00:43:28,388 What are you doing-- 966 00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:30,956 - ♪ We're singing all day and you can't tame it ♪ 967 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:35,700 - [softly] Oh, my God! Are you insane? 968 00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:38,572 You killed him? 969 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:39,747 We're not supposed to kill people! 970 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:41,096 Those aren't our orders! 971 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,446 - Looks like you and I have different orders. 972 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:48,887 - ♪ Oh, Lord, I feel the change on the rise ♪ 973 00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:51,890 [Spanish guitar music] 974 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:59,071 ♪