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‐ Previously
on "Resident Alien."

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‐ Stranded on an alien planet.

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In order to survive
and complete my mission,

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I would have to somehow fit in
with the human life forms.

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[snarls]
‐ [screams]

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[dramatic music]

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‐ Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle?

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We had a murder in town
last night.

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We need you to come down
and take a look at the body.

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‐ What the mother hell?
‐ You're not dead.

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‐ Asta's the nurse.

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♪ ♪

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‐ It's the new doctor.

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[screams]

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He's an alien.
‐ Wait, an alien?

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What the hell are you teaching
this kid, huh?

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♪ ♪

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‐ One mistake.

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Just one mistake made
out of necessity for survival.

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I had no choice

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but to kill the human known
as Harry Vanderspeigle.

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I was just defending myself.

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How was I supposed to know

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when I threw him on top
of the ice

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he would disappear
into the lake?

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I am an alien.

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I don't know every little
detail about how Earth works.

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Everything will be fine.

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I just need to find that body
before someone else does.

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‐ ♪ Now I'm haunted, haunted ♪

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♪ Haunted, haunted by my ♪

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[Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"]

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[laidback acoustic strumming]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Sleep:

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another example of humans
being weak and inefficient.

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Their bodies must shut down

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for eight hours
every single day,

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or they don't work properly.

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[sighs]

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Please be 6:00 a. m.
Please be 6:00 a. m.

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[soft suspenseful music]

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[sighs]
So much to do.

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I have to find that body
in the lake, find my device,

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the pieces of my ship that
broke off over the mountains,

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I have to kill that kid‐‐

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mm, almost forgot about that.

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Exterminate the human race.

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Milk, gotta get milk.

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Don't forget the milk.

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Maybe some cereal.

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If I can't sleep,

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I can at least learn
to be a better doctor.

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Circumcision.

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What is that, eye surgery?
Click.

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[gasps]

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They are a savage people.

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[birds singing]

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[alarm beeping]

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[groans]

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Refreshed.

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Plenty of energy
to climb a mountain.

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‐ Did you hear that Chinese
restaurant next to the theater

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is shutting down?

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‐ [scoffs]
No way.

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I love that place.

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‐ Yeah, Mrs. Lee accused
her husband of cheating.

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I guess they're splitting up.
‐ What?

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They're such a great couple.

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It's probably
a misunderstanding.

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I'll talk to her.

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‐ I hear someone wants to turn
it into a gourmet pizza joint.

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‐ On the other hand,

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he was handsy with the ladies,
so.

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She's gotta do
what she's gotta do.

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Right.
You throw high, I'll throw low?

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Spinner's on.
‐ Spinner's on.

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‐ Safety off.
‐ Safety off.

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‐ Three, two, one, pull.

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[fuses hissing]

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Nice hook shot.

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‐ Ball is life.

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‐ Yeah, say that again.

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‐ Ball is life.
‐ No, don't‐‐

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don't say it twi‐‐
‐ Ball is life.

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‐ You always do that.

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‐ [panting and grunting]

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[soft suspenseful music]

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[shovel clanks]

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This is the third piece
of my ship that I've found.

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My device has to be nearby.

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[two distant explosions]

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[gasping]

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[deep rumbling]

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♪ ♪

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[tense music]

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♪ ♪

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[soft dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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[helicopter droning]

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I'm not alone up here.

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This is bad.

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I just felt my rear iris
pucker

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and my testicles tighten.

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My taint remains unchanged.

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♪ ♪

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That avalanche covering
my search area

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has set me back
at least a week.

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These humans think they can
constantly thwart my plans.

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Well, no more.

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[groans and sighs]

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[knock at door]

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This is some bullshit!

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[groans]

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‐ Hi, I'm Kate Hawthorne.

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My husband is Ben, the mayor.

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[birds singing]

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‐ I met him.
He smells like soap.

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‐ Yeah, that's him.

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My son ran out of your office
a few days ago.

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Can I come in?
Please?

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‐ Yes, just one minute.
‐ Oh, o‐‐

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[door slams]

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[clattering and dull thumping]

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[door closes]

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[scraping on floor]

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I need to talk to you
about something.

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‐ Hmm?

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‐ My son Max told me
you're an alien.

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[soft suspenseful music]

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‐ What's that then?

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‐ He also told me
that you broke into his bedroom

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and tried to kill him.

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♪ ♪

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‐ That's interesting.

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[blade scraping]

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‐ What is wrong with him?

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Why is he making things up?

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‐ You think he's lying.
‐ Of course he's lying.

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You're obviously not an alien.

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[sighs]

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I'm so embarrassed
that he ran out of the clinic.

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I'm sorry to bother you.

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I normally talk to Sam
about this stuff, but he's‐‐

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well, you know.

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‐ He's dead.

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ Well, you don't have anything
to worry about.

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I'm not an alien.

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Unfortunately.
I hear they're pretty cool.

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Thank you for coming over.

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‐ It's just‐‐
I can't get my son off of this.

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And it's not just the stories,
he's‐‐

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he's drawn pictures.

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Lots and lots of pictures.
Look at them.

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They're disturbing.

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And that alien?
I mean‐‐

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he even convinced the deputy
to draw this.

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[ominous notes]
Look at this, it's disgusting.

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[huffs] Makes me want
to throw up just looking at it.

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‐ Some people think
humans are ugly.

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‐ I just don't know what to do.

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Max won't sleep, he won't eat,

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and, frankly,
he is driving me crazy.

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You're a doctor.

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Is there anything
that we can do?

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‐ Move.

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‐ What?
‐ Far away from here.

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A new school, a new life.

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If Max knows that he is never
setting a foot in Colorado

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or the Western United States
again,

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I think that he will be
a happy kid.

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‐ Uh, we have jobs.

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My husband is the mayor.

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‐ Scotland needs mayors.

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I read it in a book.

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‐ We're not moving.

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‐ Ah, of course!

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Not.

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[chuckles]

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Um.
‐ Uh...

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‐ He's probably just looking
for attention.

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‐ Yeah.

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I guess that makes sense.

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I try and steer clear
of Max during the day.

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Having a mom who works at
school isn't the easiest thing.

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‐ Neglect.
It's your fault.

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And with that, you can go.

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‐ Uh...

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yeah, well, I...

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guess I'll just try
spending more time with him.

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Gotta be honest,
I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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Max doesn't drop
the alien thing,

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I'm gonna kill him.

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‐ You and me both.

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[stilted laugh]
‐ [polite chuckle]

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‐ [slow stilted chuckling]

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‐ Thank you so much
for everything‐‐

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oh, oh.
[door slams]

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'Kay.

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[soft dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Good morning, dickhead.

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‐ Can't call me that.
That's a nasty word.

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‐ Oh, I'm sorry,
shit‐for‐brains.

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‐ You're inappropriate
and you stole my flyers.

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‐ Do you wanna put them
back up?

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Go ahead.

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No one believes you, anyway,
not even your parents.

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Tell people I am an alien.

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Climb to the highest tower
in town

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and shout it to everyone.

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‐ We don't have towers,
you dumb alien.

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‐ No, I‐‐

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I know that;
it was a figure of speech.

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‐ No, it wasn't.

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Oh, my God, you actually
thought we had towers.

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‐ I did not!

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‐ You're so stupid.

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"Hi, I'm an alien
and I think it's castle times

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and there are towers."

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‐ I was testing to see if you
thought there were towers,

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and you're lucky you passed.

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‐ Well,
I'm gonna go to school now.

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‐ Wait.

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‐ I hope a tower doesn't fall
on me

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because we live
in make‐believe times.

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‐ You're the one who thinks
there's towers!

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[birds singing]

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[whispering]
Dickhead.

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[normal volume]
Assh‐‐

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[softly]
Asshole.

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[indistinct chatter
and phones ringing]

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‐ Hey, Ass‐ta.

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‐ It's Ah‐sta, Ellen.
You knew that.

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‐ Sorry.
Must be the Canadian in me.

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‐ Well,

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on this side of the imaginary
border, it's Ah‐sta.

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Pasta, drama, Ah‐sta.
What else can I do for you?

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‐ Ah‐sta, Dr. V needs
some prescription pads,

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but I can't find any.

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00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,328
‐ Well, where have you looked?
‐ I haven't looked yet.

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Can you get them?

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[suspenseful music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Whoa, what are you doing?

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‐ I want that so badly.
‐ Excuse me?

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‐ Sleep.

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I can't sleep at night.
I'm trying to learn how.

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‐ Okay, well, please stop.
It's creepy.

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Get up.

252
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Jay, Jay, wake up.

253
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Please wake up.

254
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Have you seen one of Sam's
prescription pads

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laying around?

256
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There's one missing.

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I don't know
if he took it home, I‐‐

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he always used
to keep them here.

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‐ That's why you woke me up?

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‐ Well,
have you seen it or not?

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‐ Not.

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I just work here
for school credit.

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00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,826
I barely know where
the tongue depressors are.

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[scoffs and groans]

265
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:15,301
‐ I thought sleep was supposed
to make you feel better.

266
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,669
‐ Cut her some slack.

267
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,872
She was probably up all night
reeling like the rest of us.

268
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:23,176
You didn't even know Sam.
Why can't you sleep?

269
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,045
‐ There's a dead me floating
in the lake.

270
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:29,482
I can't find the on/off switch
in my brain.

271
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,720
‐ Do you ever meditate?

272
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,755
‐ By meditate,
do you mean sit peacefully

273
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,091
and think of all the people
I want to kill?

274
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,394
Yes.
I like it very much.

275
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,130
‐ Good.

276
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,231
‐ Uh, Dr. Vanderspeigle,

277
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,766
we need you down
at the town hall.

278
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,668
‐ What's going on?

279
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:52,238
‐ There's another dead body.
This time in the lake.

280
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,640
‐ Okay.

281
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,409
[dramatic music]

282
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:02,715
[indistinct clamor]

283
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,018
‐ All right, all right,

284
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,419
now there's a lot of
misinformation out there, okay?

285
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,121
Everybody just needs
to calm down.

286
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,489
And somebody need
to open up a damn window

287
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,025
'cause it smell like
a sweaty REI store up in here.

288
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,426
‐ What?

289
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,561
[crowd murmuring]

290
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,564
‐ I hear they found a body?
‐ No, just a foot.

291
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:21,801
Jack Rooney found it
fishing the lake.

292
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,569
‐ Which lake?
My lake?

293
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,904
‐ Not your lake.

294
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,206
Belongs to the state
of Colorado.

295
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:31,377
Oh, are you
trying to impress me?

296
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,212
By making me think
you own a lake?

297
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,580
‐ No, I'm not doing that.

298
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,282
‐ Can maybe you be
just a little less needy

299
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,717
and a little bit
more sensitive?

300
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,053
Because somebody's died, so.

301
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,321
Come on, can we see the foot?

302
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,690
‐ What's going on?
Who does the foot belong to?

303
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,024
‐ Yes, and can we touch it?

304
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:46,859
[excited chatter]
‐ Were they murdered?

305
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,996
‐ Okay, folks, folks, folks.
‐ What size is it?

306
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,564
‐ This is
an ongoing investigation

307
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,367
and all that we have now
is‐‐is‐‐is a dead foot.

308
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,703
‐ That foot belongs
to the guy I killed.

309
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,871
‐ For all we know, you know,
it's just, uh,

310
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,741
some hiker who got his foot
ripped off by a bear.

311
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,609
‐ There's a killer bear
on the loose?

312
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:04,610
[panicked chatter]

313
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,280
‐ I know it.
It's my own fault.

314
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,948
I should've spent more time
searching the lake

315
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,484
and less time watching
"Law & Order" marathons.

316
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,819
‐ [whistles loudly]
All right!

317
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,387
I want everybody to shut up!
[crowd falls silent]

318
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,822
I want it so quiet in here,

319
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,257
you can hear a mouse piss
on cotton, you understand me?

320
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,560
‐ [coughs]
‐ No.

321
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,061
‐ Now...
‐ Okay.

322
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,663
‐ As you all know,

323
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,899
we recently lost one
of our own, Sam Hodges,

324
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,267
who was murdered.

325
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,104
Now, finding this here foot
in there?

326
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,905
This is a good thing,

327
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:35,675
'cause it means that we don't
have a murderer in our town.

328
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,909
‐ Oh.
‐ Oh.

329
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,045
‐ We‐‐we don't?

330
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,680
‐ We got ourselves
a serial killer, y'all.

331
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,348
[crowd gasping]

332
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,716
‐ How the hell is that
a good thing?

333
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,152
‐ Serial killers don't run away
and hide.

334
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,254
They lie in wait
to strike again,

335
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,522
so they're easier to catch.

336
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,057
Hell, if I was a serial killer,

337
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,259
I'd be in this room right now
looking for my next victim.

338
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,694
[concerned chatter]

339
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,195
All right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't worry!

340
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,464
We're gonna send the foot
to Denver for DNA testing.

341
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,434
Once we find out who it is,
we gon' catch this killer.

342
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,503
‐ I can't let them get
that DNA.

343
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,139
They'll know
I'm dead lake man.

344
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,373
‐ Doctor,
do you have anything that‐‐

345
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,541
that you could‐‐
that you could add?

346
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:12,612
[suspenseful music]
‐ Uh...

347
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,081
♪ ♪

348
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,451
I am so scared!
[crowd gasping]

349
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,454
‐ Real nice, Doc.
Real smooth, real smooth.

350
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:25,224
‐ Fear is real.
I have all the signs.

351
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,728
Sweaty palms...
[backpack thuds]

352
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,531
[heart pounding]
Elevated heartbeat...

353
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,934
‐ Nice hat, freak.
[kids laughing]

354
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,704
‐ Now that I'm in this body,
I'm feeling human emotions.

355
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,842
[laughter]
‐ Sorry.

356
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,778
[soft dramatic music]

357
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:52,752
♪ ♪

358
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,160
‐ Poor guy.

359
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,699
My guess is a boat propeller
probably hit the dead body

360
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,435
and just chopped the foot
right off.

361
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,337
‐ Mm.

362
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,606
‐ White male.

363
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:18,211
I'm thinking late 40s,
180 pounds, over six feet tall.

364
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,646
That's a size twelve shoe.

365
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,014
‐ [groans quietly]

366
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,150
‐ Heck,
if you didn't have two feet,

367
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,685
I'd think this thing was yours.

368
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,752
‐ [stilted laugh]

369
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,322
You are a funny,
hilarious person.

370
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,391
‐ Anyway, the medical examiner
will let us know

371
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:35,228
if we get a hit on the DNA.

372
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,797
No, I know there's a chance
that there won't be,

373
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,366
but with so many people
in the database these days,

374
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:44,237
all those ancestry
testing kits.

375
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,738
Even I did one.

376
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,407
Uh, I found out that, um,

377
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:51,544
my real father is actually
my dad's best friend, Bill,

378
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:55,214
so I told my dad
and he and my mom broke up

379
00:16:55,214 --> 00:17:00,453
and then he left town
and he moved to Ohio, so...

380
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,189
I don't recommend those tests.

381
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,225
Anyway, soon the only people
who won't be in the database

382
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,495
are hermits and babies.

383
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,663
‐ [stilted chuckle]

384
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,599
[quirky suspenseful music]

385
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:20,573
♪ ♪

386
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,349
Definitely my foot.

387
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,852
It's amazing how my people
have developed the ability

388
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,555
to mimic other life forms
on the cellular level.

389
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,056
We are an incredible‐‐
‐ [clears throat]

390
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,591
‐ And I forgot
to close the door.

391
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,560
‐ When you're doing being
next‐level weird,

392
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,728
we have the Briscoes
in the exam room.

393
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,931
‐ Oh, there's my sock.

394
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,132
It's here.

395
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,935
‐ Where's my goddamn foot?

396
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,703
You stole
my five dead little piggies,

397
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,039
not to mention
Liv's favorite bucket.

398
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,307
She puts her soda pop in there.

399
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,209
‐ I can help.
I am a pathologist.

400
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,445
You don't need to send
the whole foot to Denver.

401
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,280
‐ Well, then pathologize
the damn thing

402
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,748
and get me a DNA sample.

403
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,184
We got some Ted Bundy shit
going on around here,

404
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,386
and I need to put a stop to it
before he strikes again.

405
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,155
‐ Or she.

406
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,523
The killer could be a woman.

407
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,692
That's sexist.
You're sexist.

408
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,859
‐ Let me tell you something.

409
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:17,196
When I say he,
I mean he or she.

410
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,831
You know,
between you and me,

411
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,032
what is this PC bullshit
anyway now

412
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,467
where you gotta say "he/she"
for "he"

413
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,870
when "he" already mean
"he/she," you know what I mean?

414
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,539
‐ I just think
it'll be more respectful

415
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,875
if you think of the killer
as a woman.

416
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,410
‐ Okay.

417
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,913
Well, let me tell you what
I think would be respectful‐‐

418
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,082
is if you got me a skin sample
off this foot

419
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,551
before I start needing
dick pills.

420
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,420
Now, I'ma be
in the waiting room waiting.

421
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,390
♪ ♪

422
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,626
Hmm.

423
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,694
[soda can clicks]

424
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,473
‐ No one knows where great
ideas come from, crying]

425
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,442
but you always remember where
you were when they came.

426
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,945
[baby sneezes]
‐ There.

427
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:09,081
‐ And in this case,
my great idea came the moment

428
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,217
I entered the exam room
and realized

429
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,986
I was going to cut the
foreskin off this baby's dick

430
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,788
and hand it to the sheriff.

431
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,958
[soft dramatic music]

432
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,260
How long has he been sick?
‐ Just two days.

433
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,662
‐ He doesn't have a fever.

434
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,997
‐ That's a relief.
‐ Mm.

435
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:31,170
His chest is clear.
Is he circumcised?

436
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,838
‐ What?
‐ What?

437
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,975
‐ Right, how dumb of me to ask.

438
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,310
I'm right here.
I can just check myself.

439
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,012
Let's see what you're packin'
down there, champ.

440
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,616
‐ Harry‐‐Dr. Vanderspeigle,
you don't need to do that.

441
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,285
‐ He's not circumcised.
Not yet, anyway.

442
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,321
We were thinking about it
but hadn't made a decision.

443
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,257
‐ And you don't need
to make a decision right now.

444
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,224
‐ The sooner the better.

445
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,393
Removing the foreskin
reduces the risk

446
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,829
of urinary tract infection.

447
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,965
Also STDs.
‐ STDs?

448
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,702
‐ Do you want your baby
getting gonorrhea?

449
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,804
‐ Is that a real question?

450
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,372
‐ No, it's not.

451
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,775
‐ You should consider it.
It's a very simple procedure.

452
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,211
All I do is surgically remove
the skin

453
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,581
which covers the tip
of your baby's prick.

454
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:20,386
♪ ♪

455
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,354
Here you go.

456
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:25,825
I'm keeping the foot
so it can be stored properly.

457
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,226
‐ Fine by me.

458
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,895
Thing made my whole office
smell like bad sushi.

459
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,797
I gotta get this back to Liv.

460
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:32,998
You know ladies love
they buckets.

461
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,266
[chuckles]

462
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,870
Before you say that's sexist,
that's just a fact.

463
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,176
[school bell rings]

464
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,146
[indistinct chatter]

465
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:54,120
♪ ♪

466
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,258
‐ Hey, Maxie.
‐ Mom, what are you doing?

467
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,794
I can't be seen hanging out
with my mother.

468
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,796
‐ Don't be silly.
Hey.

469
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,732
Teachers get lunch breaks, too.

470
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,534
Just wanted to stop by
and see how you're doing.

471
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,270
‐ Please go!

472
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,905
I'll literally pay you.

473
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,573
‐ That's the money I gave you
this morning.

474
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,575
‐ Money is money.

475
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,578
‐ Okay, just‐‐hey.

476
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,113
I just wanted to tell you
that I love you.

477
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,917
Okay.

478
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,687
Can I just get a hug?
‐ No!

479
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,157
‐ Okay, great.
Okay, bye.

480
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,661
Love you.
‐ Hey.

481
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,129
[kids giggling]

482
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,598
‐ Dude, that's the kid
with the alien poster.

483
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,901
[giggling]

484
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,737
Oh!
[kids laughing]

485
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:51,210
♪ ♪

486
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,213
‐ What, Space Boy?

487
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,682
‐ He's the one
with the alien posters?

488
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:59,285
[kids laughing]

489
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:03,455
♪ ♪

490
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:05,724
‐ You wanna make fun of me too?

491
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,827
‐ No.

492
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,430
Because I believe you.

493
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:16,368
♪ ♪

494
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:19,772
‐ Stress, fear.

495
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:22,074
No wonder humans can't
sleep at night.

496
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,109
‐ Imagine what that water
would do to your balls?

497
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:26,579
‐ At least I don't have
to worry about the kid

498
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,614
or the foot anymore.

499
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:32,084
[indistinct radio chatter]

500
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:37,156
What's going on here?
Why are you on my beach?

501
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,124
‐ It's official
police business, Doc.

502
00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,893
Rest of that body's got
to be out there somewhere,

503
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,329
and I plan on finding it.

504
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:46,232
‐ You work too hard.
You should take some time off.

505
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,767
Doctor's orders.

506
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,469
‐ I am a little concerned about

507
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,906
the overall scale
of this operation.

508
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,442
You know, we don't have the
budget to drag this whole lake.

509
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:57,676
‐ You got it in your budget

510
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:00,346
to live in a town littered
with dead bodies?

511
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,715
‐ Not really how budgets work.

512
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,884
And this whole thing‐‐
it's just too expensive.

513
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:09,088
I mean, the town is definitely
not paying for snacks, okay?

514
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,756
‐ Those are
Cletus's dog treats.

515
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:13,092
‐ [spitting]

516
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,760
‐ Hey,
don't be spittin' that out!

517
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,729
That's real bison meat.
What the hell's wrong with you?

518
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,531
‐ Dang it!
God, it's like a gamey peanut.

519
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,066
[dog groans]
‐ Listen,

520
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,735
everyone here needs
to get their head in the game.

521
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,004
We're searching
this entire lake.

522
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:28,574
We ain't gon' stop
till we find that body.

523
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,911
[Cletus barking and panting]

524
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:39,952
[soft dramatic music]

525
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:48,928
♪ ♪

526
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,362
‐ [Russian accent]
Yes, nurse.

527
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:55,134
I have very bad ass rash
for you to examine, please.

528
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,236
‐ [chuckles]
‐ Okay?

529
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,171
‐ Oh, my God, you scared me.

530
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,507
‐ [normally]
Come on, let's go.

531
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,809
You've been so mopey lately.

532
00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,345
‐ You do know
my friend Sam died.

533
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:09,248
‐ [Russian accent]
Yes, I know.

534
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,883
[normally]
I know, I know,

535
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:15,688
and I'm very sorry
and it sucks,

536
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:20,492
but maybe to get your mind off
of it, you come out with me.

537
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,629
‐ You taking me to feed
baby squirrels again?

538
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,597
‐ This is even better.

539
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:29,368
[upbeat music]

540
00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:32,938
They find that body,
I'm gonna legit shit myself.

541
00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:34,873
‐ When you said
"have some fun,"

542
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:38,677
I thought you meant dinner
or maybe a movie.

543
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,146
‐ Come on,
we got a live show here.

544
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,550
The finale, fingers crossed,
is a bloated, dead corpse.

545
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:48,654
‐ So this is our night?
A floater watch party?

546
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:51,557
‐ This town,
I'll take what I can get.

547
00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:56,428
Besides, I was dating this guy,
and he sort of ghosted me.

548
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:57,429
‐ Oof.

549
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,131
‐ I mean,
he stopped calling entirely

550
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,734
and I'm kind of hoping
that's him out there, you know?

551
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,470
Get some closure.

552
00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:09,341
Also, you know what I heard?
JT is having a party later.

553
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,310
‐ JT.

554
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:14,313
I haven't thought about him
in forever.

555
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:16,015
I can't believe
he's still around.

556
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,018
‐ Well, I mean,
everybody's still around.

557
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,587
Nobody gets out of here.

558
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,322
‐ We did.

559
00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:24,356
I'll give us that.

560
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,725
We both got out
and chased our dreams.

561
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:29,795
‐ Damn right.
‐ Yeah.

562
00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:32,197
[classic rock music on stereo]

563
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:36,368
‐ And reality chased us
right back.

564
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:40,105
‐ Yeah.

565
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:42,274
‐ Yeah, starting to envy
that body in the lake.

566
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,575
‐ [chuckles]

567
00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:46,412
[rain falling]

568
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:50,049
‐ Deputy, why is your boat
headed to shore?

569
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,084
‐ The mayor has
to be brought back in.

570
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,019
He has an appointment.

571
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:57,122
‐ [vomiting forcefully]

572
00:25:57,122 --> 00:26:00,325
‐ Is there somebody
throwing up on that boat?

573
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:03,162
‐ Uh, hi, Sheriff.
This is the mayor speaking.

574
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,563
I just have
a pre‐existing appoi‐‐

575
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,231
[vomiting forcefully]

576
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,833
‐ Are you seasick?
‐ [groaning] Uh‐‐

577
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,134
‐ We don't halt justice

578
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,869
just 'cause your tummy's
a little upset.

579
00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,104
If you gotta piss, puke,
or shit,

580
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,505
you do it over the side
of the boat.

581
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,340
In the meantime,
we stick to the plan.

582
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,776
You do the east lake grid;
I do the west lake grid.

583
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:20,779
Over.
‐ Aye‐aye, Sheriff.

584
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,047
Perhaps if you drank
some water?

585
00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,049
‐ All I taste is bison.

586
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,418
‐ I don't like this feeling.

587
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:29,121
Even this dog
is making me nervous.

588
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:31,990
I remember when I didn't know
the meaning of fear.

589
00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:36,261
After my ship crashed,
I was on my own for two weeks.

590
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:40,833
An alien on an alien planet,
danger everywhere.

591
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,734
[thudding footfalls]

592
00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:45,070
[horse neighing]

593
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,207
‐ [grunts]

594
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:51,743
‐ None of it concerned me.

595
00:26:51,743 --> 00:26:53,679
[snarling]

596
00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:57,282
‐ [gasping and yelping]

597
00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:01,920
[screaming]

598
00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:07,025
‐ Not knowing fear allowed me
to make bold fashion choices.

599
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,528
[dramatic music]

600
00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:15,134
♪ ♪

601
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:18,337
[Western movie music]

602
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:25,310
♪ ♪

603
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:51,904
‐ I don't think
they're gonna find a body.

604
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,473
‐ Come on, stay positive.

605
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,309
‐ I think that's Harry's cabin
over there.

606
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,311
‐ Fancy.

607
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,581
I wonder what half of it will
be worth when we split up.

608
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:05,217
‐ [chuckles]

609
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,986
‐ Mm.

610
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,621
I remember
who Harry reminds me of.

611
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:11,023
‐ Who?

612
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,991
‐ Danny Oliver.
‐ My God, he took you to prom.

613
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:14,927
‐ Yes, he did, right?

614
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,329
Yes, he did.
‐ [chuckling] Oh, God.

615
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:20,132
‐ You remember him dancing
to "Got Your Money"?

616
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:23,335
both: ♪ Hey, Dirty! ♪

617
00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:26,538
♪ Baby, I got your money,
don't you worry ♪

618
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,106
‐ ♪ Uh! ♪

619
00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:29,074
‐ ♪ You better give me
that money, ooh! ♪

620
00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,210
‐ Oh, my damn.
‐ ♪ Right now! ♪

621
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,311
‐ ♪ Baby, I got your money ♪

622
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,012
‐ Yes!
‐ ♪ Don't you worry ♪

623
00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:35,881
both: ♪ Said hey ♪

624
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,150
‐ ♪ Baby, I got your money ♪

625
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,285
both: ♪ Hey, said hey ♪

626
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:43,555
‐ ♪ Baby, I got your money,
don't you worry ♪

627
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,290
[laughter]

628
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:48,860
‐ Sheriff, maybe I should go
in and check the shoreline?

629
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,462
Based on the current,

630
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,131
it is highly probable the body
has already washed up.

631
00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:56,368
‐ I know what's going on.
The mayor's still sick.

632
00:28:56,368 --> 00:29:00,205
You stay on mission, Deputy.
We got a body to find.

633
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:02,307
‐ This guy's not going
to give up.

634
00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:05,143
I can't panic.
I just need a plan.

635
00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:07,012
If they find the body,

636
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:08,680
I'll say it's my twin brother,
Frederico.

637
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,484
[Latin guitar music]
Playboy, drinker, bad swimmer.

638
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,920
[Cletus barking]

639
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,789
[tense music]

640
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:21,159
[barking]

641
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:27,399
[tense music]

642
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:30,736
♪ ♪

643
00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,671
[barking]

644
00:29:32,671 --> 00:29:34,840
‐ Whoa.
Down, boy.

645
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,242
Down, boy.
[barking]

646
00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:39,411
Down!
This is my body.

647
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:40,545
This is my body.

648
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:45,651
No, let go!
[Cletus snarling and snorting]

649
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:52,591
♪ ♪

650
00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:58,964
‐ Harry?
Are you home?

651
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,432
Ooh.
[body thuds]

652
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,034
‐ Yes, I'm home

653
00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:05,504
just standing here
doing nothing.

654
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:09,641
‐ Oh, cool.
Looks like a fun night.

655
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,909
‐ What are you doing here?

656
00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:12,144
‐ We were down at the beach

657
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,945
watching the lake
being dragged.

658
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:16,248
‐ It's like our town's version
of a drive‐in.

659
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,316
‐ Yeah.
‐ So.

660
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,451
‐ Can we use your bathroom?

661
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,153
‐ Um‐‐
‐ Please?

662
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,088
‐ It's back there.

663
00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:25,257
But then you have
to leave right away.

664
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,893
I'm very busy.
‐ Yeah, we know, doing nothing.

665
00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:35,133
[quirky dramatic music]

666
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,536
‐ I'm over him.
Like, so over him.

667
00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,471
Like, I'm embarrassed
that I was into him.

668
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:43,975
♪ ♪

669
00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:47,079
‐ Why are you going
through his stuff?

670
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,647
‐ You can find out a lot
about a guy this way.

671
00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,082
♪ ♪

672
00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:51,450
He's got all the vitamins.

673
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,453
A, B, C‐‐oh, my God.
‐ Huh?

674
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,922
‐ They're stored
in alphabetical order.

675
00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,190
He's a maniac.

676
00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,391
[feet thumping
across floorboards]

677
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:00,726
I'm so turned on.

678
00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:02,060
♪ ♪

679
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:03,729
[body thumps]

680
00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:06,832
♪ ♪

681
00:31:06,832 --> 00:31:08,633
‐ [sighs]

682
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:10,836
We are gonna go.

683
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,371
‐ Oh.

684
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:15,240
‐ Do not go in there.
[chuckles]

685
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,075
I'm just kidding.
I didn't shit in your bathroom.

686
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:20,078
Gotta go to a party.
Sorry, you're not invited.

687
00:31:20,078 --> 00:31:23,548
Kinda a girl's night thing
so yeah.

688
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:24,516
‐ Okay.

689
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,984
‐ Seriously,
it's not a big deal.

690
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:29,488
It's just, like, my ex, JT,
he's, like, really successful

691
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:33,358
and he's got this, like,
really big house in the hills

692
00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:36,194
and he's, like,
begging me to go,

693
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:38,697
which...embarrassing
for him, you know?

694
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:40,732
[chuckles and inhales deeply]

695
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,734
‐ Then I'm confused
why you're still here.

696
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,102
Go.
‐ No, we're good.

697
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:47,606
‐ I get it.
So we'll see you another time.

698
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,274
‐ Thank you.

699
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:55,447
‐ It's like he's jealous
but barely hiding it.

700
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,748
[scoffs]
You know?

701
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,850
‐ He's hiding it pretty well.

702
00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,519
‐ He's probably
gonna follow us.

703
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:01,486
‐ No, he's not.

704
00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:02,921
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ You're so weird.

705
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,323
‐ ♪ Yuck‐Sue‐Yaach
sounding like a savage ♪

706
00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:06,725
♪ I don't even
understand 'em ♪

707
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,293
♪ When he say
that you the baddest ♪

708
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,462
♪ Survival is a habit ♪

709
00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:14,966
‐ Hey, you girls got ID?
‐ Oh, what are you doing here?

710
00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:16,635
‐ This bitch called in
for reinforcements.

711
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:19,471
‐ Aww, D'arce.
‐ Mwah.

712
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,840
‐ Thank you.
Let's do the damn thing.

713
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,041
‐ Give it to you.

714
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:25,177
‐ Ugh,
do you have anything stronger?

715
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:26,978
Pumped Sage enough milk
for a week.

716
00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:28,413
‐ Mm.

717
00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:31,116
‐ I'm trying to be out‐out.
‐ Ooh, you look hot.

718
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:34,019
‐ Ooh, why are you dressed
like a mob wife?

719
00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:35,153
‐ Why aren't you?

720
00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:37,189
I have a husband.
You have a cat.

721
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:38,590
Besides,

722
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,859
this is the first night I've
been out since Sage was born.

723
00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:43,795
I'm not gonna waste it
on a Broncos jersey and jeans.

724
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,198
[chuckles]
‐ Oh.

725
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:48,967
I see somebody
I wanna talk to...

726
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,603
with my butt.

727
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,004
♪ ♪

728
00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:54,573
‐ 'Kay.

729
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,740
‐ ♪ If you craft is genetic ♪

730
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,108
♪ Yuck‐Sue‐Yaach ♪

731
00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:58,076
♪ If you workin'
both your spirits ♪

732
00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,978
‐ Hey, watch it.

733
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,381
‐ Kick rocks, cougar.
‐ [scoffs] Cougar?

734
00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:04,749
We know the guy
that lives here,

735
00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:05,851
so maybe we could have him

736
00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:07,219
just kick your ass right out
of here.

737
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:10,288
‐ Who, JT's dad?
He's outta town, lady.

738
00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,190
‐ Lady?

739
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,059
‐ Check out the MILFs.

740
00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:20,565
♪ ♪

741
00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,133
‐ Did you invite me
to a high school party?

742
00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:25,203
Oh, God.
‐ Holy shit.

743
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,105
‐ No, no, no,
this isn't funny, okay?

744
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,407
I wasted a 30‐mile drive,
a babysitter,

745
00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:31,042
and I smeared my best lipstick
to be here.

746
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:33,044
‐ [laughing] I'm sorry.
‐ Oh, my God.

747
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:35,013
‐ Where's D'Arcy?
Oh, shit.

748
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,482
‐ I'm gonna kill her.
‐ Oh, God, oh, God.

749
00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:39,584
together:
Oh, God.

750
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,152
‐ You're a good dancer.

751
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:42,754
And you're skinny.

752
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,222
Like a cricket.
[chuckles]

753
00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:47,592
‐ You wanna take it upstairs?
‐ Why, what's upstairs?

754
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,294
Oh, no, no, no.

755
00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:52,797
Oh, my God, braces?
Ugh.

756
00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:53,832
group: Chug, chug, chug, chug!

757
00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:55,500
‐ Don't say that!
That's not true!

758
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,802
‐ Ugh, high school party.

759
00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:00,972
‐ How's your new boyfriend.
You get into his Pull‐Ups yet?

760
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,574
‐ I think that was
his first boner.

761
00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:04,142
‐ Oh.

762
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,678
‐ I guess that you forgot that
JT also has a son named JT?

763
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:09,648
‐ It's not my fault
that he is a narcissist.

764
00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:11,349
‐ Wow, okay, okay.

765
00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:13,018
‐ Excuse me.

766
00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,386
‐ What?
‐ Oh, hey, hey, hey.

767
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,555
‐ Why?
‐ You guys want some?

768
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,457
‐ Oh, great.
We're in a Gen Z drug den.

769
00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:22,327
‐ Hey, these are Sam's.
Where'd you get these?

770
00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:23,428
‐ From my pocket.

771
00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:26,197
‐ Burnout,
she means who gave them to you?

772
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:29,701
‐ This prescription was written
after he died.

773
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,136
You weren't prescribed these.

774
00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:32,370
I'm taking them, and if
you have a problem with that,

775
00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:34,906
I'm gonna call the cops.
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa.

776
00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:39,611
‐ What was that about?
‐ Let's just get out of here.

777
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:43,882
♪ ♪

778
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:46,484
Wait.
Jay?

779
00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:50,388
♪ ♪

780
00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:51,623
‐ Oh, shit.

781
00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:54,192
‐ How are all these children
more wasted than us?

782
00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:57,062
‐ Okay, yeah, I'm going home
to snuggle my baby.

783
00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:59,998
You two, you need families.

784
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,499
Or maybe a lawyer.

785
00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:03,034
♪ ♪

786
00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,169
‐ This is embarrassing.
Help me.

787
00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:06,671
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.

788
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:07,939
All right.

789
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,510
‐ Sorry about tonight.

790
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:15,880
‐ You're too young to know how
sorry that party really was.

791
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,518
‐ Thanks.
‐ Course.

792
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:22,420
Just get to bed.

793
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,222
Oh, hang on, um‐‐

794
00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:28,293
I know you've been going
through a hard time lately.

795
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,928
Whenever you're having
a rough time,

796
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:33,465
just burn some of this cedar
and pull the smoke around you.

797
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,967
Something my dad taught me.
It'll help.

798
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,102
‐ [sniffing]

799
00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:38,269
[soft dramatic music]

800
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:41,940
That's weird, but okay.

801
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:43,642
♪ ♪

802
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,443
Thanks, Ms. Twelvetrees.

803
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:52,417
♪ ♪

804
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:05,030
‐ Asta, are you ready?

805
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:08,299
‐ [sniffles]
‐ Asta?

806
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,567
‐ [crying]

807
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,905
Sam!

808
00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:19,277
♪ ♪

809
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:21,846
‐ Aww.

810
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:28,286
♪ ♪

811
00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:32,390
‐ You okay?

812
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:35,927
♪ ♪

813
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:40,165
‐ Let's get out of here.
‐ Yeah, let's do it.

814
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:42,967
Up front, princess.
I'm not a chauffeur.

815
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:46,171
I mean‐‐
oh, okay.

816
00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:47,539
That's how we're doing it?

817
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,708
‐ Yep,
that's how we're doing it.

818
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,277
[laughter]
No problem.

819
00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:58,683
[barks]

820
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:04,022
[indistinct radio chatter]

821
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,228
‐ Yes.

822
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,730
‐ We're calling it a night,
Doc,

823
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,898
but we'll be back tomorrow.

824
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,100
There's a dead body out there
somewhere

825
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,302
and we're not gonna rest
until we find it.

826
00:37:17,302 --> 00:37:20,271
‐ Except we are going
to go home and rest now.

827
00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,073
[barking and feet pattering]
‐ Hey, Cletus!

828
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,108
Hey!
Get back here, boy!

829
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:24,676
Hey!
What you smell?

830
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,311
‐ Uh‐‐
‐ Cletus!

831
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,646
What you got, boy?
‐ [barking]

832
00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:31,649
‐ Oh, hell.
He onto something!

833
00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:35,620
‐ He cannot go in there.
‐ Go on, boy!

834
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,688
Huh?

835
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,624
[tense music]

836
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:41,559
Huh.

837
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:45,797
♪ ♪

838
00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:47,565
Huh.

839
00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:48,700
‐ [sighs]

840
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,736
♪ ♪

841
00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:54,739
‐ [barking]

842
00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,608
♪ ♪

843
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,878
‐ Well, well, well.
[barking]

844
00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,613
No wonder
he's losing his mind.

845
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:04,549
♪ ♪

846
00:38:04,549 --> 00:38:06,951
It's bison.

847
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,553
You got meat.

848
00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:09,854
‐ I like meat.

849
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,256
[barks and snorts]

850
00:38:11,256 --> 00:38:13,691
‐ I like meat, too, you know?

851
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:15,426
I've tried rabbit.

852
00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:16,928
And I tried moose once.

853
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,264
My uncle made them.
I ate it, but I didn't like it.

854
00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:21,533
‐ Okay, well,
there's nothing to see here.

855
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,535
At least I know where I can
come if I need meat, right?

856
00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:24,936
[chuckles]
‐ [chuckles stiffly]

857
00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:27,739
‐ Come on, here, Cletus!
[barking and panting]

858
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,809
‐ And Liv.

859
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,778
[soft dramatic music]

860
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:39,450
♪ ♪

861
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:42,654
[wind howling]

862
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,423
[pan sizzling]

863
00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,992
‐ Hey, Dad.
‐ Hey.

864
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,961
‐ Why are you awake?

865
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:51,396
Please don't tell me
you waited up for me.

866
00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:53,865
‐ No.

867
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,333
Breakfast?
‐ Oh, my God, please.

868
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,301
‐ [chuckles]

869
00:38:56,301 --> 00:38:58,436
Scrambled eggs,
your favorite.

870
00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:02,740
‐ Wow.
‐ [chuckles]

871
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,342
‐ This looks good.

872
00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:16,921
It was a girl.

873
00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:19,924
[melancholy music]

874
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,726
[takes deep breath]

875
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:24,629
[voice breaking]
The baby was a girl.

876
00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:27,131
♪ ♪

877
00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:28,666
I thought she'd be better off
without me,

878
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:29,868
but what if that's not true?

879
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:33,805
What if‐‐what if she's supposed
to be with me?

880
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:36,474
‐ You're a mother
to that child.

881
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:41,813
That bond can never be broken.
It's a mother's gift.

882
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,749
Wherever that child is,

883
00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:46,851
you'll always be able
to sense her.

884
00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:49,621
♪ ♪

885
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:52,523
One day,

886
00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:55,927
that connection will bring you
back together.

887
00:39:55,927 --> 00:40:00,865
♪ ♪

888
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:03,835
[upbeat music]

889
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,004
♪ ♪

890
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,839
‐ Here you go.
‐ Oh, thank you.

891
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:10,241
♪ ♪

892
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,677
Oh.
‐ We both have the same bag.

893
00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:14,279
Oh, um, yeah.

894
00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:16,314
I was just buying a lock
for your desk drawer.

895
00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:19,350
It's where Sam used to keep
all his prescription pads.

896
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,451
What about you?

897
00:40:20,451 --> 00:40:22,587
‐ I also have some things
to lock away.

898
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:25,823
♪ ♪

899
00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:29,694
‐ Who even are you,
Harry Vanderspeigle?

900
00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:32,297
‐ Just a...

901
00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:34,432
guy.

902
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,367
[Avi Kaplan's
"Change on the Rise"]

903
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:37,435
‐ Hmm.

904
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,504
‐ Everybody has secrets.

905
00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:42,006
Fear is such
a great motivator.

906
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:44,742
It makes people lock
those secrets away.

907
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:48,246
‐ ♪ Without the light ♪

908
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,615
‐ But for every one person
locking away their secrets,

909
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:54,719
there are two more people
seeking to uncover the truth.

910
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,889
‐ ♪ Oh, the darkness comes ♪

911
00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:01,392
‐ Scary, right?

912
00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:03,928
‐ He's disgusting.

913
00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:05,496
He definitely cut the brakes
on your bike.

914
00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:09,334
I need to get a closer look.

915
00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:12,136
‐ [whispering] No, don't.
Don't do it.

916
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:16,774
‐ [vocalizes]
♪ Fend off the enemy ♪

917
00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:19,644
♪ Sing out the jubilee ♪

918
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:24,082
♪ With all the fire
we can breathe ♪

919
00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:27,719
‐ What the hell?

920
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:32,357
‐ ♪ We're singing all day
and you can't tame it ♪

921
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:35,293
♪ High tide or low tide,
you know ♪

922
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:38,296
♪ Nighttime or morning time,
yeah ♪

923
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:40,331
♪ We're going strong ♪

924
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,334
♪ Headed up down the river ♪

925
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:47,572
♪ Oh, Lord,
I feel the reveling ♪

926
00:41:47,572 --> 00:41:52,510
♪ I feel a change
on the rise ♪

927
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:57,248
♪ We're singing all day
and you can't tame it ♪

928
00:41:57,248 --> 00:42:00,318
♪ High tide or low tide,
you know ♪

929
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:03,287
♪ Nighttime or morning time,
yeah ♪

930
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:05,390
♪ We're going strong ♪

931
00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:08,292
♪ Headed up down the river ♪

932
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:12,630
♪ Oh, Lord
I feel the reveling ♪

933
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,065
‐ [sighs]

934
00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:17,301
‐ ♪ I feel a change
on the rise ♪

935
00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:21,072
[country music]

936
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:24,275
‐ So I look that alien son
of a bitch

937
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:27,578
right in his jaundiced eyes and
I said in no uncertain terms,

938
00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,814
"I'm not the one to mess with."

939
00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:32,483
I said, "Boy, I don't know
where you're from

940
00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:35,153
"and I don't much give
a flying duck's fart.

941
00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:38,056
"One thing's for certain,
two things for sure.

942
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,625
You best stay the hell away
from me."

943
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,161
Well, he come at me.

944
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:45,596
I kicked his alien ass
all the way to the next county.

945
00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:47,498
[laughter]

946
00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:50,535
Damn thing got away
with my horse and my hat,

947
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:53,471
but I knew he wouldn't mess
with me again.

948
00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:54,405
‐ Unbelievable.

949
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,808
See, this is why
we like traveling around

950
00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:58,076
meeting other
alien experiencers.

951
00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,610
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Stories like that.

952
00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:02,080
When we saw your videos online,

953
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,548
we knew we had
to come speak with you.

954
00:43:03,548 --> 00:43:05,049
‐ [chuckles]

955
00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:07,051
‐ Where did you say you
actually saw the alien again?

956
00:43:07,051 --> 00:43:08,553
Do you know
where he was headed?

957
00:43:08,553 --> 00:43:09,620
‐ Well, little lady,

958
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:11,055
I've been letting this liquor
speak for me

959
00:43:11,055 --> 00:43:12,857
and I think I said
too much already.

960
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:14,258
‐ Mm.

961
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:17,762
‐ But you can read about that
in the book I'm writing.

962
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:20,298
‐ Oh, cool.
You're writing a book.

963
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:22,967
[chuckles]

964
00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:28,106
‐ [singing indistinctly]

965
00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:34,345
♪ Sunshine on ♪

966
00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:35,680
Well, well, little lady.

967
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,248
What are you doing‐‐

968
00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:39,817
‐ ♪ We're singing all day
and you can't tame it ♪

969
00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:44,589
‐ [softly] Oh, my God!
Are you insane?

970
00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:47,425
You killed him?

971
00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:48,626
We're not supposed
to kill people!

972
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,961
Those aren't our orders!

973
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:52,296
‐ Looks like you and I
have different orders.

974
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:57,735
‐ ♪ Oh, Lord, I feel
a change on the rise ♪

975
00:43:57,735 --> 00:44:00,738
[Latin guitar music]

976
00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:07,912
♪ ♪